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IIH. CAELjtOS- & |OPm f^KlIS OF SUBSCRIPTION: ONE COPY, On* Year....... FIVE COPIES. On« Ye«r r TEN COPIES. One Year,., 4 COO - 8 70 - 1800 'WithMlflahrin, Where Thy ttrwHl stands end mule With bend upon the look to let m* in f Rates of Advertising: i auh- Tnnilrnt adyenUemeaU, of— per «juarr for the Sntlnwnioa, eod So cent! fur • trqnul ineertlon. ■V All adrenlaemeau considered transient except where special contracts are made. Tea lines or !» words nudteone square. Mr Uhrral contracts made with yearly advertisers. LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS. Clutlon or Administration or Guardianship — 14SS Applicatlwnjor Dismission Admlnistratar or Guardian f 00 A ppllcatlon fur Leave to Sell Lands 4 00 Notice to l)eh>.ars and Creditors Sales at Land, Ao., par square rules OI i,snti, os., pw ej. Sales Perishable Was party. Ltrar NoUeos, ao dsjs. —— — Sheriff Sales, |ier square Tss Collectors Sales, per squsre. . Furrclosuie Moi«s«e. per square, each Hate.. Esemi-tioo Nolh-es (in advance) Rule NisTe, per square, each tiina ...... Was I the bar Which sbntme ont From the (tall jojance which they I Whoso spirits are Within Thy Pandias etnbnc Tby blessed Paradise, which ( 4- Lord Jet us, rend these sralla of self and sin— Beat down the gate that 1 may enter 1L — Bcsan Coo lido i. From the London Evangelical Magazine.] 500 Business and Professional Cards. COBB, ERWIN & COBB, attorj^iiys" at law, ATHENS, GA. Office in the Benpree Building. W. R.LITTLE, Attorney at Lair, C ARNES VILLE, GA. J. 8. DORTCH, Attorney at £a?r y CARNE8V1LLE, GA. A. G. McCURRY, attor.re r .ft lair, HARTWELL, GEORGIA. M 11.1. she strict persona] attention to all huiiineaa cn- trnsteil to his cure. Aug. 4—40—ly. ,\u\ M. Jackson. L. W. TnosiAS. JACKSON & THOMAS, Attorneys at Laws Athens, Georgia. >. A. Lormuxi. LOCHRANE Joint Millxdoe. & MILLEDGE, Attorneys at Laws Atlanta, Georgia. i iffii o No. •>> j l'ryor street, opp. Kimball House. .1 nut* 2, , *75. 31—dm. Dario Was I the wall Which barred the i JOHN IP. OWEN, Attorney at Laws TOCCOA CITY, OAl^ Will practice in all the oounti«a o?tho Western Cir ca*!, Hart and Madiaon of tho Northern Circuit. Will five special attenion to all claim^nuusted to hit care. ortSOwly. . • P. G. THOMPSON Attorney at Law, »pecwi lutnnuu jan* w xuu itivt- fiKY »pp!y to Ex. Gov. T. II. Watt* and Hon. David Cloptou, Montgomery Ala. Office over Barry’a Store, Athens, (t*. Feb. 3—tC JOHN T. OSBORN, ~~ Attorney at Law. ELBEBTON, GA. Wilpr otice in the counties of the Northern Circuit, Hick., Enmlcliu and Habersham ot the Western fin-uit; will give special attention to all claims entrust- ij lohiscure. Jan. 10,1874—ly. FRANK HARRALSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEVELAND, QA. WiU practice in the counties of White, Union, Lum- pk.u, Towns, and Eanning, and the Supremo Court at Ailsuia. Will give special attention to all claims cn- iruiiM to his care. Ang. It 1875—41—tf. E. SCHAEFER, COTTONBUYER, roccea errr, oa. Highest Cash Trice i-aid for Cotton. ’. ms aud Truss. Agent for Win E. A. WILLIAMSON, TKACTICAL WATCHMAKER AND JEWELLER, Kius's Drug Store, Broad Street, Athens, Ga All wurk done in a superior manner and wamnted to give satisfaction. Jan. 8 tt MISS C. POTTS, Fashionable Dressmaker (Over Univanily Bank.) Broad Street, - - - Athens. 'uform the Ladies and her trienda rfnfrsUyofAthcns and vicinity, that she is now pre- !*sTfd to do DrriM making in the Neatest and moat fashionable styles. JSjj «J»ricucs in ths business, she feels sure ol satisfaction.^ May 14,1ST5—89-tf. -4. A. WINN, -Witl,- 0R00VER, STUBBS & CO., Cotton Factors, —And— General Commission Merchants, Havannab, Ga. *nd other anppliea furnished, ►ale ir *5 l y* nw " made on consignments for or Shipment to Liverpool or NortUrn port*. _ May »0-tf. LIVERY and iALE STABLE Carriages, Buggies and Horses for Hire. terms reasonable NortW. niTEnEAI) ’ W “ hta « ton * Wilks, Co^ Ga. medical ¥ rot a 1ICE. my former patrons, I l^ractice of Medicine WM. RfflO, M. U c KLACK & GARDNER. riM.?!^ 3 ' 8 804 General Jobbers, T. A. SALE, all m mm A TgOi warratad I £*. R£Z°*»n<IPilras. Term*, ’*•«*. “°° m » *Ur Singer B. »t7 " — tea rv«. . ‘‘Hysiciax. IS FELICE.* “ To-morrow the critics will commence. You know who the critics are ! The men who have failed in Literature and Art.” If the writer could call himself a votary of literature and art, yea, a pride-crushed votary of literature and art, he might con sider himself forestalled aud rebuked by the very cunning and ingenious quotation of the proud authoress; blit as his literary banner is neither fanned by the gentle zephyrs of victory nor lashed by the turbid billows of defeat, Quit, 'at little Regina says, “would like very mneh to cay a word or twon. t simply of what the authoress might call would-be-criticism, but also of approbation ot the literary acme of both Miss Evans and Mrs. Evans Wilson. Infelice certainly deserves its name. Oh! Unhappiness! Can it be that thou art so inextricably entwiued within and around the thoughts, being, yea, the very heart strings of maukind, that it is not cuough tor thee to lie silent within the deep re cesses of m mory! but that thou hast to be chronicled and laid away in the dusty archives of history, to be as tombstones upon which future generations shall read— Full many s gem of purest ray serene, The dark, nutathomed caves of ocean bear; Full many u flower is bom to Mash anaeen, Aud waste its swoetueae on the desert air. Yes I If we wrote naught but that, which causes the heart to leap forth with joy, and the soul with its fire lyrio chords, to re sound with melody, our book-shelves would be empty, our authors and authoresses would starve, aud our literature, now boundless in quantity, as the stars that deck the coronet of night aro in number, would be meagre; and man would mourn because there were no vestiges of the mise ries of the cypress-shaded past. “ Out of the abundance of the heart the Yi—^ . — *• wawint .i‘ss- bo a Bad commentary upon tile so-called matrimonial bl ss, with our erudite authoress. If, my fair lady, your “ Infelice” or its dire equivalent is the cousequeuce of the conju gal tie, then we off our hat aud exclaim, “ 1 thank you heartily, most, if you please, ma’am.” But, on the other hand, if to be conju gated is to be educated—if from the hy menal altar, we can dr. wn intellectual in spiration, then has our fair authoress im bibed largely. If writers on English composition and rhetoric had added to their classification of style, tliat of “Pedantry,” we would call that of Mrs. Evans “Pedantic.” When she leaves her characters and revels in the ab stract, she reminds the writer of a young friend in school, who invariably, after fin ishing his task of oration-writing, would go over U, strike out all of the tittle words, and in their pterereWtft ulu lifr) on in - Her quotatious, (phrases) so .i0 of them, ■U himiNM* dMnBiin Itlp Ahe-wfilga- rism, are rather fkr-l'ctehed—hardly epi grammatical. In the above particulars she violates, to a great degree, all style and rhetoric. Sue tortrays a constancy in MJine. Oduie i )rmc, alias Mfonic Merle, that it seems im possible for wornau to possess—though it may be that, in Mdme. Odilie. it is a vin dictive and reveugeful constancy. Alt 1 who is a fitter personification of this than woman ? Sho may have drawn in this a perfect picture of life, and henco we forbear The circnmsianocs of Mdme. Ooifie’s throwing the little boy’s cane into the was ter, while she was walking in the park, is rather inconsistent with the high, generous and nobl.- character .with which she is rep resented; but it was very natural for her to push away the baby carriage when she found that i. was Maud Laurence. It does seem strange that woman, in all of her pur ty and gooiuess. will still cling, as we often find In life, to the object that has deserted her; yea, wronged and Tinned her. Is it co ventionality, or want oi a firm, strong, sensitive principle in woman f Suppose Minnie Merle had deserted ^utb- bert Laurence, what would be have done ? shudder to say, because I love Xiinaiu now, and do not desire to associate her name with such a heinous off.-nse, as to ( jink she would be guilty of such a thing. Ah! bydra-headed conventionality! No greater tyrant wields the sceptre of thrall- dom so sneoeasfhUy over poor human na ture, astbon. But again. Is not the picture of Minnie Merle, alias Mdme. Odilie Orme, overdrawn in anoth r respect? la it within the power of any one, especially a woman, whose heart-strings so easily vibrate with sytnpa- thetio melody, and whoso aenwMity as t!elicate and tender ss' the petals of sweet flower just peeping out from encasement, to so suddenly and suoeesmaliy befit themselves for the task, the acme of which was reached in her last appesCTPOc.oo the stage in Inf dice f smd to manat but to conquer or ruin Cuthbert, and snatch his proud name and encircle t e coronet of Regina with the samo ?i But this solves tho problem, I suppose, “Had I never felt ths moist touch of tiny fingers on my cheek.” Her character negatives the idea that Patrician and Plebean are only birthrights: but that tho germ slum bers within, and when touched by so fortuitous coincidence, it burst- forth astound the world __ , ,, Is it nttuml »r a tfomam/jtto had been treated as Minnie Merle had been by Rene Laurence, a woman possessing the charao- tCTjQf Mimiia Merle, to have sqjhfldosyi^ *NiW York: G. W. CtiMoa ACo,'PuaErfi** self-respect as to form the alliance which she did with Gen. Rene laWMft in Italy? Not A woman’s ambition does not overcome her sease of wrong, and'Bash lanrened ihu thaen* that tied ruined her, by tearing from her bosom the object of her life. How many are there that ms the hand am not the heart—as in this case- - splendid 'financiers and to bow in .humble obedience tothe S °Bu°t f Se We ■note'that which is tmenu- ral aud wroug ht Mdme. OdiUoQnne, we can but admire her complete success in Kenilworth, as Amy Robsart, in pleading before Leicester for th^pootibo fct whichj in law and eqrnty, she was entitled. Ah! no wonder' it contracted the nerves of Cuthbert, though unconscious of the simi larity of the scene of his former life.,, ' * Tnadmna of her Jifib-M ngund an tite. Parisian stage, is truly the triumph of“lh : /dice: Minnie and Cuthbert on the orwn sward before the cottage door, the old cot- taco b nil din 28 and cuqdqs. Minnie the Basket of clothes an her head, going through the campus, the parsonage and Dr. Hargrove when they were married, the hosp.tal and Fifth Avenue House in the great New York, and lastly, Gi-n. Rene Laurence making love to the fair actress, MdMB^PdBtfPrmA andHijtlnarriage con- But pure, honest, candid, good, kind, noble, sympathetic Mid intelligent little Regina, where is s e to be found? Years and ytars have pats.-d and will pass away; “tearful April” will weep “ itself away in the flo- ery lap of bloe^yed May,” and golden “June roses” will “die in the fiery embrace of July” in successive rotation. From the tune she petitioned tho statue of St. Francis to restore to life her dead rabbit to the ti e she became tho happy betrothed of Erie Palma, she maintained that purity of life, and was that steadfast and unflinching votary to cvetytfaog that could ba called good aud noble. Again, where will you find a child at her am tfeat.poMtsed such precocUyU&iiu-l- leX and was so thoroughly conmraant with hiau*7 and the clashes,'ft Regina is represented ? Where will you find a child at her age as sensitive of her parentage as she-seemed to be when she planned a clan destine meeting with releg- Peterson to pay hi<t to ke-p it socruk?a- She yatuinstu- rally gencruu and f^emremriA espe cially when pleading with her mother not to rob poor little Maud of her only heritage —her name—that she could five-without it. Also, unnaturally affectionate When, in the garden at home, her mother said to her, “ decide between us,” when she replied, “ Bet ween you ? Oh 11'caunot.” Her na ture abhorred ^r^PMf^Mdbail'H not tiew fbr propipgutty, she never would have lorid hiui familftarnwlltfld Paltna. The authowm onaKst Ailriip when she nmlcee ffilk 'Bilmi —j Hi B^PMFIhat he was the only one that loved or cared any thing for flowers. What! the inmates of the Palma family not caring for flowers? * Pathetic Great America. Niagara Falls is one of the finest struc- tures in dm world. I hany hem visiting this fiivarite wateri^ place recently for the first time, ud was well phased- • -- s \ A gentleman who was with me aid it was customary to fie disappointed in the Fails, out that subsequent visits were sure to sst that all right He said that it was so with him. He said that the first time he went I >ack flues were so much higher than the The hackmiu lmve been tamek' num bered, and plackarded and blackguarded, and brought into subjection of the law, and dosed with moral principle till they are as weak as missionaries. Thev are divided into two clans now, the regulara and the privateer-, aud employ •heir idle time in Wanting the people against each other. The regulars are under the hotel banners, and the ft privateers prowl darkly on neutral ground and pick ofi strag- ut there are no morn 'outrages and ex tortions. That .-sort of thing cured itself, it made the Falls unpopular oy getting into the newspapers, and whenever a public evil achieves that sort of success for itself >U J%Ce B $^jfeb*tyier the Falls had to be discontinued, or tnehackmen had to subside. They could not dam the Falls, so they did the hack men. One can be coins fortable and ba-py there now, I drank up uiost of the American Falls before I learned that the waters- were not considered medical. Why are people left in ignorance in this way ? 1 might have gone on and ruined a fine property merely for want of a little information. not caring for flowers ? But we must stop this unfledged “ Iufe- lice.” Like the mellow twilight lading into rosy-fingered morn, Felice (if we may so say,) was grailually usurping Infelice, and the authoress was compelled to stop; for Cuthbert was on the door-step, and Regina and Erie were coming up the long walk to the new homestead, and we know the rest. Qcis The Secret “Order or the American Union”— Synopsis of Principles. , [Extracts from tho N. Y. Herald.] We oppose a division of- the school fund for any sectarian purpose Whatever. In a word, we are pledged to maintain our repub lican form of government and its institutions as inherited from our fathers, and to place tfianijM^ io . position to dWaxI them selves against the aggressions of Romanism The Order was organized in the year 1867, with the a rowed purpose “ to disfran- cfais; Roman Catholics, an l to prevent them from holding political office.” Its national government is called the Sen ate, while the State organizations of “ gov ernments” afe styled “Sttfel Legislatures,” aud these latter* are divided into lodges or subordinate organizations known in the Union as ** Conneila”^. v.< In order to give a clearer idea of the teal aims and purposes of this “ Order of Ameri can Union” we herewith append the text ot the “ constitution," adopted for the govern ment of the national Senate or supreme body in this secret 'Order. The document h taken from sgenoine printed copy,-And ■ if- CONSTITUTION OF SENATE.—-PREAMBLE. In vie* of the intolerant, persistent, ag gressive efforts of Romanists and their evi dent determination to control the govern ment of the United States, and to destroy our civil and religious liberty, we declare ourselves adherents to the following proposi tions, viz: First—That any interference in political affairs by any man or body of men acting in behalf or by direction of any eooiestastical body or power, for the benefit of such organ stitutioni Second—:That any recognition of sectarian qiMttk*tfWdaMh£iA**4be fuigwmnt of our public educational or reformatory in stitutions or in rditi—i again is opposed the spirit of our institutions. Third—That there is danger that the Roman Catholic Church, professedly a body superior to all governments, and demanding from their adherents an allegianoe paramount to that given to the State, may take advan tage—as they have done in the past—of The equality allowed to them in common with other forms of religious belief, to strive for political influence for the purpose of advanc ing the interests of the church. Therefore, as that organization have in- their own recognition as an element in tical problems, and demanding special station for their own benefit, we farther declare it to be our conviction that true Americans-should organise to oppose such attempts; and we do hereby organize our selves and adopt for our government the following:^ t* f ? F *■* 3 'V J * TITLE. This organization shall Iw known among its members only as Orfor of American Union. Legislatures and Couqcils may »--- - j other name for public use, at their damaged your reputation with the soulless usurper. Trading with forty rod whisky, to enable job to get drank and tomahawk jour families, played the everlasting mly™wd with the picturesqt^ pomp of your dress, are, ia. the broad light of the “She Stoops to ConqueiM__ before the days of pin-back skirts, t And yet the sources of information are not meager at Niagara Falls. -You are sometime-! in doubt what you ought'todo, but you are seldom in doobt Concerning What you must do. If an infant can read, that infant is measurably safe in Niagara. If you room at the Hotel you will find your coarse marked out in the ntest con venient way, by means of placards on the wall like these: “Pull the bell-rope gently, but don’t jerk.” “Bolt your door.” “Don’t scrape matches on the walls or furniture.” “Turn off your gas when you retire." “Tie up y< ur dog.” “If you put your boots outside the door they will be blacked, but the house will not be responsible for their return.’’ This a confusing and tanglesome propo sition, because it moves you to deliberate long and painfully as to whether it will real ly be any object to you to have jour boots blacked unless they are returned. , *. “Give your key to the omnibus driVnr, or you may forget and carry it off with you. ' Outside the hotel, wherever you wander, you are intelligently assisted by.the signs: “Keep off the grass.” “Don’t climb the trees.” “Hands off the vegetables. “IJonTTSttch your GUMIS OBT bery.** Visit the Cave of the Winds. Have your portrait taken in yoor car riage.” Forty per cent, in gold levied on all peanuts and other curiosities purchased in Canada.” “ Photographs of the falls taken here.” “ Visitors will please notify the superin tendent of any neglect on the part ot era ployees to charge for commodities.”! (No inattention of this kind is observed.) “ Don’t thryw stones down; there foight be people below.” “The proprietor will,not be responsible for parties who jump overthe Falls. (More shirking of responsibility—it appears to be the prevailing thing here.) . I always had a high regard for the signers of the Declar tion of Independence, but now they did not really seem to amount to much along with the signers of the Niagara Falls. To tell tl^e truth the multitude nf signers aniidyeu me. It was L-cause I noticed at last tney were prohibiting the very thing I was just wanting to do. I desired to roll on the grass; the sign, prohibited it. I loured to smoke; a sign prohibited it. And I was iusl in the act of throwing a stone over to astonish and pulver ize such parties as might be fiicnicktng below, when a sign I hate' just- mentioned Ibrbade that. Even that satisfaction was denied me, and 1 was a friendless orphan. -Thera was no resource now hut to seek- consolation freta the flowing bowL 1 drew my flask.frora my pocket, but it was all in vain. ■ A sign confronted am, which said : “No drinking allowed on these 'prem ises.” i On that J|pot I - might have perished of thirst but' tor the saving words of an hon ored maxim that flitted through my memory at that moment: “ All signs fail iu dry times. 1 * Common law takes precedence of the statutes. I was saved. The noble red man had -always -been a .darling of mine. I loved to read about him in tales aud legends and romanoa. I love thread of his inspired sagacity, and of his love of the wild, free life of mountain and finest, and his grand truthfblnas; his hatred of teacberv. and his general nobility of character, and his stately metaphorical speech; «»d his chivalric love for'the dusky maiden,'and the picturesque pomp of his dress and accoutrements. ‘ When UM»d the-shops at Niagara Falls full of dainty beadwrt-k and stunning mocca sins, and equality stunning toy figures repre senting human beings who carried their w«a|MS to Into bored in their arms and WfaCtilHit'llist P*S» I was filled with emotion. 1 knew that now I was going to come free to face with the noble red m A^ lady clerk in the shop told me, ideed, that all her grand array wa? made by the Indians, and there were pleuty about the Falls, and that they were friendly, and that it would not be dangerous to speak to them. I came upon a camp of them gathered in the shade of a great tree, making moccasins, and addressed therein the following lan guage of friendship: ' / ’ “ Noble Bed-men, Brave Grand Sachem, War Chiefs, 8quawa and High-ypu-Nuck-a- mucks— The pale-face froth the land of the setting sun greets you! You beneficient Polecat, yon, Devourer of Mountains, you, Roaring Thunder gust-the pale-face from beyond the great waters greets you all. “ War and pestilence have thinned your ranks and destroyed your once proud nation. Poker aud seven up and a vain modern ex pense for soap (unknown to your glorious ancestors) have depleted your purse-. An- ‘to simplicity the property of otb- was written t ers has gotten you into trouble. M srepre- and bobtail of the purlieus of New York. For shame 1 Remember yohr ancestors! Recall their mighty deeds! Remember Un- cas! and Red Jatcket t and Hotoln-tbo-Day I and Horace Gfeeleyl Emnl&te their achieve ments I . Unfurl yourself under my banner, noble savages, illustrious guttersnipes—” “Down wid him!” “Scalp the blaggard!” “Hang him!” “Dhrown hitn!” It was the quickest operation that I ever saw. I amply saw a sudden flash in the air of dubs, brickbats, fists, besd baskets and tnnererins - d stogie flash; wad/ they all- ap peared to hit me at* once* and no two of them in the same place. 1 -• '•jv—In the text instant the entire tribe was upon me. They tore all toe clothes riff bf me; they broke all my arms and legs; they gave me a thump that, dented, the top of ray neadtiliit would holdcqfiea like a saucer, aud then to crown thpto disgraceful proceed, ings aud add insul.t-to injury, they threw me over the Horseshoe FallandLgot wet. About ninety-nine or is hiihared feet froic the top the remains of n y vest caught on ’ a projecting rock, and I was almost drowned b&wfeouldjtottotoe. Ifinally fellmd brought upin a world of foam at the ISM ot the Fall, whose celled and bubbly masses towered up several inches above my head. Of course **«* into the eddy. I sailed rouud and’immd it toriy-four times, chasing a chip and gaining on it—«aeh round trip a half-mile—reaching the; same bush on the Hank forty-four; timss. and just missing it a iiair’s breadth <mery time. At last a man wjlked down and sat down close to that bush, and put a pipe in his mouth find lit> match and followed me with one eye and kept the other on, tho match while he sheltered it with his hands from the wind. Presently I remarked: “Please excuse the curiosity of a drowning man, but will you explain this singular conduct of yours?” “With pleasure. I am the Coroner. Don’t burry on my account. I can wait for you. I wish I had a match.” “Take my place and I’ll go and get you one,” I said. He declined. This lack of confidence on his part created a coolness between us, and from that time forward I avoided him. It waaiuydfire to we anything happen ed to me to ao time the occurrence as to throw my custom into the bands of the op position Coroner over oq the > merican side. , j 1 At last a policeman came along and ar rested me for disturbing the peacelay yelling for help. ij The judge fined me, but I had tbe advan tage of him. SSf money was with rey pantaloons, which were with the Indians. Thus I escaped. I am now lying in a : very critical condjtion. At least I am lying lam hurt all over, but T~ca'nnot telPtbc' extent yet, because the doctor is not done taking the inventory. He will make out my manifest this even ing. However, thus flu*, be thinks only six of ray wounds are fatal. I don't mind the otlfeiL ‘ * ■ ‘ * ;- f ' * Upon regaining toy’right mind I said: “It is fin awfully lavage tribe of Indians that do' the bead-work and moccasins for Niagara Falls, doctor. Where file , they from?”' 1 I shall ndi beahle to 'finish toy remarks aboufNliigii* Tatt tin* I get bettor. MATRIMONY. The Upper tierrant. [Comspondenoe Angnst*Con»titntion*li»t.] Mr. Editor Having read your articles upon the subject of matrimony, I feel con strained to put to a few words to defense of my much abused sex. I will review the his tory of the average married couple, pitying your patience the while- I will take you to the starting point, courtship. It isn’t pleas- ant 1 know, to a married man, to be invited to a glance into this period. I will lead you bow into tbe parlor with the lovers. You behold tbe man upon his knees, his counte nance beaming with love, his lips quivering with the expressions of devotion. He is actually a worshipper. The woman before him. is his idol. Ho vows that his life shall be demoted to her happiness—that his evenr thought shall be of her—that he finds his happuMM onto in hets. He cafis tiefi queen of his heart. The poor, tbor* girl be-ore him receives his adoration, to his honeyed words, and finally consents to Mount thalbrone be bat placed- hefefehgr. We will now take a glimpse of the honey moon. Tbe blooming bride wears a joyous smile, for toe sits a queen upon the throne of her husband’s heart. Allis ‘contour derose.’ Life is glorious to her—the world radiant with sunshine, and her heart, so toll of love, overflows at every touch of kindness from even the most distant hand. The honey moon over—“ My Lady” be gins’to- learn buttons are to be sewed on, socks darned-one step toe descends from her tiurpne. . Next she must see that the house is neat in every part—meals in time, and at even ing, slippers warmed upon the hearth rug— foot-stool, chair, candle-stand and book in readiness; for her whilom servant, now lord, bus discovered that his happiness is ^cund, not so much io heir’s, as in his comforts, and there he sits (selfish creature) book in band amusing himself with imaginary men and women while the weary wife by his side, pining for companionship,' plies the busy needle in silence; her thoughts the while ranurnfullr reverting to the pleasant evenings spent beneath tbe -parental roof, where brothers aud sisters mingled to social con verse or whiled away tbe joyous hours with music or some pleasant game. She begins to realize her changed position. She has dismounted her throne and now finds herself to be not “ queen,” but “ upper servant.” Her lord, not satisfied with this, bis whilom qneen is requested to enter the kitchen. Here she is expected to be mistress of the culinary arts. She must know when turkey is “done to a turn,” bow to broil beefsteak, how “rare” a roast should be, how thin to slice potatoes, which she must “drop into boiling lard” and from which they must come “brown, crisp. and not at all greasy. n (Metbioks this sel fish ford might very properly be treated to a similar bath.) Sfie must understand how to make a “good cook of a poor one”—a fine dish from poor material, etc., eta Now, from this greasy, sooty employment (her delicate complexion scorched and fingers blistered ) she must emerge sweet aud clean (no time to change attire, for dinner would get cold and husband consequently cross). She must meet him with a welcoming smile wad- ptreiito - wifo -grace at the. table. Added to these trials came tbe cares of maternity. She is now nurse, seamstress (still tower) cook. From a queen she has descended to a servant; her throne having tong since been kicked by her former sers vant now sovereign into “the lumber-loft of forgotten things.’’ Upper Servant ♦-i ' THE DEAD Totl out, oh with its Aw The Chime out, oh bell*! chime oat tiid ratio Chime out, oh beta I Toe RHtsMp QnHnm.—Bb qasrtion of Chinese immigration it looming up in California It seemsthfit both parties to the Legislature have agreed upon a^memorial to Congress to reform our treaties with Cbina so as to make them treaties of commerce and to prevent the influx of Chinese immtorfihto. There is a great deal to be said on both sides of this question, but it is difficult to know how we are going to prevent the immigration of the Chinese. On one side of the ocean we have au overflowing country, teeming with hundreds of millions of people. On the other side we.have a country sparsely popu lated, with hundreds juf millions of acres waiting for laborers. Here is a country, as Urpii almost Fnr : ~~ with a population not over half a million or a mil- 111! B6jp|PLpil ill <11 tofci+i of nature, the tendency will be for the crowded millions to seek space on the Pacific coast Nor do we -ee how any legislation can prevent this, especially under our constitutional amendment which forbids Congress to make any distinction in race or color. We cannot keep the Chinese away by force. Many good people in Cali torn ia regard Phil underlying ftie prosperity of The diffieufty is that we decide lions in our politics too often from _ feeling. It is really a grave problem, oae of the gravest in our politics. —N. Y. Herald. mtff.wv local < The President in Financial Diffi- CULItBa—A rtoiqrew current tbatthe fami ly of Grant is i&finoncial difficulties. The sacrifice, of tfae St Louis stock, tbe advertis- ton ot lire. Chant’s New Jersey land for taxes, the Adams- Express Company loan, aad toe fete hasty visit to New York, are mento ned as incidents resulting from the tothe Presidential house hold. iLeMeare that President Grant is to- dtoted to Attorns Expra* Company to the- areoaatef 890,000. Lika toe acceptance of large gifts of money from pet sons afterward appointed to lucrative offices, this is a dis creditable transaction. It may not be cur- rapt, but it is improper for the President of the United States to be under heavy pecunia ry obligations to a wealthy monopoly that last year received his signature to legislation valu able to it and oppressive to the ' Washington Sunday Herald. The Latest Acrobat Dodoe.—In Paris a trapeze performer allows himself to tefinfioutofa mortars diatumeof some' forty-five feet before he catches the swingi bar.. The mortar is actually charged w gunpowder, which is lighted in the Ordinary way and uiahrea Inan report. The effect ot the powder is to loosen a spring, which sends the man spinning through the space. At first there was some difficulty in adjust' lug the spring to the requirea nicety, and WORK OF TOE 808SQR8< For Our Lady FrfeVds. 1 Among many quaint'devfeusH to the streets of Bombay, on the the Prince of Wiles, whs this one: mamma we are happy.F ” - “Isn’t your hatbandtolttttobald?” aiked one Udy of anatom, to $ grew, ygetorday. “There isn’t a bald Jiair in bis head,” was tbe hastyl^ply'of the r may be /to push his work forward, tie has no right to harness, his wife, to a plow., At the last session of the Floods Relief Committee! Madame MaqMahon reported that 29jOOO,0OO francs'has been secured by French ahd’fbrrigntebforiptioh for the aafitgMU VT?);.-!*" Mother, send for the doctor.” *! Why, my •on?’’ “Catue that4ty»UMh«BMfor is going to (lie—he said he would if Bister did not marry him—and Jane stud' she wouldn’t.”t-!ii:xi5 «q ji ^saxjwids It has been discovered that the samo kind 1 of coloring matter which poisons the striped stoclungs;js also; used tocolpr bad whiskey. In bqth cases, it goes to the legs and ruins the understanding. ‘ Charles!” she murmured, as they strol led along the Treraont Street Mkll too other evening, and gazed upwards at the bejeweled firmament, “ Charles, dear, which is Venus and which u Adonis Y—Bgtflon Globe. Miss Mary protests she is “hoarse,” Aad “nervous,” end that sort of thing; We bow end excuse her, of oooree,— When lot ehe commences to sing. “What can I do to make yon love me more?” asked a yonth of his girl toe other evening. “Buy mo a ring, stop eating onions and throw your shoulders back when yon walk,” was toe prompt reply. There is a lady ont in California 140 years old, who is the only woman to the entire State who sqnarely acknowledges her ago when asked. In feet, it is said that toe shows a tendency to rather over state than under-estimate her years. To irritate a woman whose mind is of the strong sort, read to her that if she were in Japan, her three principal duties would be: 1st Obedience to parents when a child. 2d. Obedience to her husband when a wife. 3d. Obedience to her eldest son when a widow. •’ You can stop a clock at any moment, but you cannot stop a watch. So it is with the talk of men and women. Man is a great ugly, coarse machine, but you, can si lence him. Woman is a beautiful, fragile, jeweled thing—but she will run on till she stops of herself.—Sir John Bennett. A lady in Connecticut not long since visited a brother who resides in a distant city, taking her little daughter with her. Fatigued with the long ride, the cltild was impatient to retire ln too'’early evening. “ Yon must wait till your uncle prays.” “ I didn’t know that uncle prayed; I thought be, was a Democrat.” . Now, -young imn, listen while we tell r on how to pop the,qnestion. Get your Tune bug well corncred Where no one can over-hear yon, and then poke tlfilTdondn- dram at her: “ When, will there be only twenty-five letters in the alphabet?” An swer—* 4 When you and I are made one.” After that, it is plain sailing. . . ” “ A plain leg of muttoti, my Lucy, ‘ rtyi . - .I pray than have ready at threo; Have it tender end smoking and juicy. ‘ And whst better meat cm then be I” “ Madam,” he said, “ yon see before you a blighted fellow creature! I aint a tramp, raarra, I aint ! I have had. ray little store of wealth laid away fbr these rainy days, bat, ah! raarm, a relative and speculation brought ; mo to-lMs had statei to whieh you ■.►erne! I was long on railroad stock, marm„and—eh? r I|Voo4? jtyja? Me saw that wood ? Madam, I feel you cannot real- y situation! G'obd'meriting!”—ifo*» ffoMirtn Inie bOttMUaits ami when the performer came to try it he was- considerably longer It seems proper toot the local celebra tions of toe Fourth of July, 1876, which will 1 be held throughout toe land, should be made to contribute to a permanent historical me morial of the Centennial Celebration. In each oouaty provision should be made for toe delivery of an address tracing the his-. ,^ .. „„ tory of that particular community for the £he cost of sapport and keeps up tod shot about six feet too far, sustaining a dis located- shoulder and a broken nb. He persevered, and has now succeeded in hav> ing himself ejected at toe required rate. LHomme Obus, as he calls himself, is just now one of the sights of Peris.—Arcadian. Bread vb. Meat.—Experiments made abroad to test tbs effect of an exclusive bread diet, proves that a bread diet alone is very expensive, as a large quantity most lie given to supply the daily waste of(he fleshy tissues. On toeotoerhand,the ad- of a smafyquantity of meat reduces past century, or from the time of its settle ment, and including a sketch of its growth, its resources, industries, prospects, etc. These addressee ahqaM bentyMai a uniform sixe—that of the Congressional may be bound together by States. To competent persons, the preparation cf such addresses would not be an unduly bnrden- somc task; but in the aggregate, they would constitute an invaluable historical reposi tory, each as no nation has oyer bad toe oDDortunitv to collect. jjerignations of the historians ought to be made without delay, to order that they may have time to accomplish their work. It is to be hoped that the press will give geucral circulation to the project, and that each journal will see to its consummation in its own locality, and that the slight ex pense involved bo assumed by toe^ county sion. in your sinless fonoseoes; has psogrsphie socisty aAParis. strength of; the body. The attempt was made to ascertain which of toe several kinds of bread in ordinary use was absorbed in tha. grepteal, amount , in fta ytege through tlie alimentary canal. It was found that wheat bread was* absorbed in the greatest amount, then leavened rye bread, ttep raa betod raised by dienfiMpr and lastly, die *‘j* m H|f , "“rri |l < p r • black bread. Tbe great nutritions value attributed to bran is denied by the experi menter.. . Bell’s life tells of an extraordinary hand at whist: “T. M. and three friends were playing whist on Tuesday evening. During the third game, T. M.’s partner dealt ant turned np the ace of spades. On looking at his -hand, he found the whole of the same suit. T. M says ho has seen whist, played for more than fifty-years, but never reraem be.s snch a circumstance happening before” Last winter Joyce, the Revenue Agent recently convicted at St. Louis, delivered a feet ore on “What I know about collecting the revenue.” He is not in toe lecture •eld this season, having accepted a position winch will A high mark of distiaettoo has just been awarded* tbe offioert at the United States shipTusearor*. These oAooabni been so ..._ suocest ul to sounding the Pacific, and in at toe request of Uude —observations upon che currents and probably last him some time—say three others physios) features 61 that ocean, that years and .a half—after which, ba will bo they'have received, through the navy de» ebbs to tell his audiences what he knows a handsome bronze medal from thfc about catting stone in toe Missouri peniteil- Ibuf.—Atlunto. Constitution. With tin the hue and cry Ubotat'tosb ill- health of American women, thertatement fe made by the President of a fife insnrauce company, that H is,ft fact, t)iat women, five longer in this country fnah afi^’bther. Thoy arc less robust and mnso- lar titan the women of other nations, but their tenacity of life to strong, and topic constitutions are sufficiently enduring to keep them alive As a genera! thing, wodtd < A smart-looking boy, about 12 yeOrt bid, called into. a Detroit book-store yesterday and said his ipothn-, t w«pt«|L{ some.qards. The derk supposed, he meant playing cards, and accordingly wrapped tip a pack. The boy came bade fa‘i£b course of half an hour, flnng the cards down, and said:- “ Mother don’t want tosh kind—she’s got fiv® P? S* packB in the house now., She wants some witq marked backs, so die can deal lone hands' and WarfeiTt tb dad!” Detroit Dree IVe#*>‘ . 'w r ,h i„ JA A maiden once said, - M TI1 not 'toate'toito a man who has not. fortune great” ’So she pouted and waited,mid scorned to be mated. She’s a maiden yet—age forty-eight—fN. Y. Aavertiser.Y ‘A maiden once tifoughv’* t a man who is poorbat the man he.drank beer, died dnvinga “keer," and twelve orphans went ofojtrutn her door. Tis better the average man; for there’s trouble ‘ahead for the maiden who’ll wed toe verjt firstper- son she cap. ... , i,- Vr Parallel of thEi Sexes.—^The North .American says there is an admirable partition Of the qualities between the sexes, which the author of oar being has distributed t6 with a wisdom that challenges oar unbound* ed adratoatto* |, w ; ,nr WJ jnVe Man u strong—woman is beautifol. J Man is daring and confident—woman is diffident Had nnassuming.' >4B “ ■■■■’■«>•■ l -- Man is great in action—woman in aufs Men shines nbroafc-jjvoman. at home.. Man talks to convince—woman to per* suade and please. Man baB a rugged heart—woman a soft and lender one. »..;***>•• Man prevents misery—womau relieves it. Man has science—woman has taste. Man has judgment—woman sensibility. Mau ls a beihg of justice—-woman • an ?: angel of mercy. R Yo nurtar. jxuiJJfcto