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TI 1 E LIME-KEN CLUB A LITTLE LESSON IN THE l.iNGCAGi OE THE DAY. Bro. Wntkln* TnUpii to Tn.U by tbp Preai. (lout lor indulging In too lliu-b J.iuin. [From the Detroit Free Press.] “If Brudder Shindig Watkins am in de hall to-night he will please step dis way,” said Brother Gardner, as every¬ body except Bed Rock Taylor drew in his feet and ceased coughing. Brother Watkins had jammed himself into the northwest corner and was rub¬ bing down a bunion with a fragment of grindstone, but he slipped ou his shoes and made his way to the President's desk with a look of keen expectancy on his face. “Erudder Watkins,” continued the President, “abont a y’ar ago I Lad a few words to say to Clarified Da vis on the subject of langwidge. I now want to spoke to you indiwidually. On seberal different occaslmns I has heard yon wind up an observashnn wid cum dig solia, . Has you got any diggin’ to do ?” “N—no, sah.” “Ain’t gwine to dig a cellar or a well ?” “No, sah.” “Do yon know anybody named Solis ?” “I reckon not, sah.” “Don why did yon call on Solis to cum an dig "I dnnno.” “Um 1 On odder occasions, Bradder Watkins, I has heard you speak of aqua pura. Has you much of a winter’s stock on hand ?” “I—I—no, eah.” “Dat’s too bad ! I war’ gwine to buy a ton or so of you. All out, eh ? Now, Brudder Watkins, what did you mean one day las’ week when you told Givea dam Jones dat yon felt en dishabille t” “I doan’ remember, sah.” “Doan’ eh 1 Doan’ happen to he\ any en dishabille in your pocket to¬ night, do yon?” “No, sah.” “Dat’s sad—worry sad I At de oyster pa’ty de odder ebenin’ yon told de wid der Gall forth dat you nebber went out nights widout your similia similibus cu ranter wid you. How many times does it shoot, Brudder Watkins ?” “I—I dnnno, sab.” “Which pocket do you car’y it in ?” “None of ’em.” “Bruddor tVntktns, look me in de left eye 1 De man who has looked in at de back doah of a college am not spesl.u ally called upon to give do fack away. An’, too, de English langwidge am so plain an’ easy dat anybody kin make hisself understood widout breakin’ his back. When de President of a Repub¬ lic like dis sends fo’th an annual message in sich simple English dat skule boys kin swaller ebery word, dar hain’t much cail fur de likeB of us to stand on de hind platform of a street kyar an’ oall out: 'Ad interim amicus humani gen¬ eris ante helium comma je fas!’ We know it widont his givin’ hisself away. “Take yer seat, Brudder Watkins, an’ let me hope dat you will hencefo’th use de langwidge of the kentry in impartin’ de infurmashun dat you went to bed wid cold feet an’ got up wid a back¬ ache. If you war’ pnblishin’ a cheap arternoon paper, for circulashun among people who had spent years at coliege, it might do to frow Greek and Latin into your editorials, but in yer present condishun you kin git trusted lur bacon in de Euglish langwidge, an’ pay when de bill am made out in de same.” A Woman’s Will. A woman's will lately before a Phila¬ delphia court illustrates the mmtakos made by testators who push philanthrop¬ ic hobbies too far. By this will the daughter of the testatrix was to receive the income of oertain real estate till the age of 30, and then to have the princi¬ pal, unless she had a husband who used tobacco and intoxicating drinks. In the latter event the property was devised to a Presbyterian Home Missionary Society to support an indigent preaoher, who was not to indulge in or teach such prac¬ tices. “A mortgage and notes of $990 were also left to the most trustworthy committee to be found in the city for the suppression of iutomperauoo and to¬ bacco.” To the wife of her nephew the testatrix bequeathed liei “dear little dog Frisky, with 8100 to care for him during his life, and at his death to bury him in Aunt Bally’s lot in Mount Moriah Oc-metery.” By the deoisiou of tho Oourt the little dog fared bettor than the cause of temperance, the bequests relative to rum and tobacco being held void for vagueness. Yet the testatrix had directed her executors to be careful to see that none of her property should be iu any way used to encourage the use of rum and tobacoo through which she had reached her orowuing sorrow. The Colured Man in Polities. Mr. George T. Downing appears in the New York Freeman, the organ in New York of the colored people, in a lengthy letter addressed to Messrs. Dors heimer, David Dudley Field, Algernon 3. Sullivan and others, iu which he desires the attention of the democratic party to the position of t he colored man in politics. Mr. Downing states that in his judg¬ ment the colored vote may be divided, and a goodly portion of it won for the democratic party, and he indicates as one method of accomplishing this ’polit¬ ical end that a few competent colored persons might properly be “appointed to some prominent positions of honor and trust in the North.” Mr. Downing is of the opinion that “ it would have a molli¬ fying influence upon the whites of the South tending toward a fuller acceptance of the results of the war. It would ele¬ vate, attach and feed patriotism in the [ colored man.” The writer concludes as 1 follows:—“Gentlemen, believing that the j incoming administration may relieve the ! country from an embarrassing and ex- j citing question and leave the colored I iteople more free to consider material i 1 like questions of public policy, may | 1 beg of you to give yonr enlightened 1 mfinenoe in that direction ?” Keeping Winter Vegetables. It is too late to do some things for onr winter supply of vegetables, yet as the proper preparation began in the spring we may give some hints of value. Onions must be well ripened, secured without much frost, and stored in a dry, oool place; shallow boxes, like old orango boxes do w ell in a cool cellar. Squashes, well ripened, gathered be* fore severe frost and stored in a chamber near some fire, so as to be kept warm and dry, will keep till midwinter or later. Beets, late sown, so as not to get too large, and pulled before much frost, to check growth, and before the warm au¬ tumnal rains have started the new growth, indicated by numerous little rootlets—if topped not too closely and stored in a cool cellar in barrels, with a few potatoes on top to prevent shrivel¬ ling, wid keep lit for use all winter. Carrots need not be harvested quite as early, and will keep in the same way. Parsnips ntay be left in the ground all winter, to be dug as soon as the ground thaws, but this gives but a short season of use. Dig a part before the ground freezes and store in barrels. They are not injured by shrivelling, and by Jan¬ uary will be fit for nse. The quality improves in the cellar as much as in the ground, and next to the potato it is the most generally appreved winter vegeta¬ ble; plain boiled, mashed or fried, it is always toothsome and healthful. Common field turnips must be pulled before much frost, topped closely, and stored in barrels as beets. Though im¬ proved for immediate nso by frost their keeping qualities are injured and they speedily become soft and “pithy.” The rock turnip, white French, and yellow sweet, turnip, all of the rutabaga family, will bear quite hard freezing without injury. Cabbages for winter nse should be pnlled before the heads are touched by liaral frost and planted in earth in a damp cellar. For spring use bury heads down in a trench in a dry, sheltered place, where thore is good drainage and the snow gives protection. Celery is more difficult to preserve. Prtoked upright in barrels or boxes with fresh earth or sand, sometimes it keeps well. Remove' any decaying outer stalks and trim off a part of the leaves. If loo wet aiul warm it- will rot, if too dry it will wilt. Tacked upright in trenches, covered with earth, sheltered with leaves and hoards to keep out wet, it sometimes winters well, and the green plants oome out beautifully blanched. Gardeners, of course, have special facilities lor keeping their vegetables— as pits and root cellars—but these jn. strnctions are for the common farmer or villager who cultivates a garden and de¬ sires to benefit by it the whole year. Potatoes, as well as the above named, keep best in the dark, in a temperature just above freezing, in a damp cellar. Mine has a stream of water flowing through it from the waste of the aque¬ duct.— T. S. Gold, in Our Country Home. Household Hints and Helps. When roasting a chicken or small fowl (here is danger of the legs browning or becoming too hard to be eaten. To avoid this take strips of cloth, dip them into a little molted lard, or even just rub them over with lard, and wind them uronnd the legs. Remove them in time to allow the chicken to brown delicately. A fruit -Inver cake is a delicious novelty iu cake making. Take one cup of sugar, half a cap of butter, one cup and a half of Hour, half a cup of wine, one cup of raisins, two eggs, and half a teaspoonful of soda ; put these ingredients, together with care, just as if it were a very rich cake; bake it iu three layers and put frosting between—the frosting to be made of the whites of two eggs with enough powdered sugar to make it thick. The top of tho oake may be frosted if yon choose, Snur milk is so little used since the advent of baking powder that few modern cooks know how to dispose of a cup of sour cream or milk ; hero is au old-time and most excellent recipe forsonr cream or milk cookies ; two cups of sugar, one cup of butter, one of sour cream or milk, three ‘ teaspooufnl of eggs, one soda; mix solt, roll thin. When the cookies are cut out sift granulated sugar over them, and roll it iu by pressing tho rolling-piu gently over the cakes, taking care not to flatten them too much. How a Prize Ham was Cured. J. R. Woods, of Albemarle county, Va., who received the first premium for a Virginia ham at the State agricultural fair, describes his process of curing as follows: “I cut out my hogs when the animal heat is out, and to 1,000 pounds I apply about one bushel and a peck of salt. I put on the flesh side of my hams between a tea and a tablespoonful of saltpetre, before applying salt; if large, I take them up and resalt where needed, doing this sooner or later, depending on the weather, whether mild or cold. I hang up my hams in four or five weeks, before which I apply as mneh fine ground black pepper as can be made to adhere to the flesh; do not nse any sugar or molasses. Light should be ex¬ cluded from the house, especially during the fly season. Smoking should be done in damp weather, and a part of the time the wood should burn in a blaze to dry the meat somewhat, being particular in not having the fire too warm. If the meat in the fly season is given out after dark and before light in the morning, the pepper will be ample protection against the fly; but if the house is 0 |>ened during the day, it may be neces¬ sary to use paper bags. No one can have first-class hams without having the right sort of hogs. The common biack iiog furnishes excellent hams, but the Berkshire, or Berkshire crossed with the black hog. makes as good as lever saw.’’ Fivers—M alarial fevers are greatly prevaler t in Toronto, Canada, and there h .ve lately been numerous fatal cases oJ typhoid fever. NOTES MD_C0MMENTS, The President of a Hartford fire in¬ surance company, being impressed by the evils of over-insurance, asks for leg¬ islation to forbid the payment, in any case, of more than three-fourths the amount of the loss. The greatest miser in Indiana put his savings into life insurance policies, and denied himself all luxuries and most comforts in order to pay the premiums, though his heirs were distant relatives, for whom ho seemed to care nothing They will get, now that he is dead, abou 831,000. There are 80,000 widows in India from three to five years of age who will never again be married. In that coun¬ try as soon as a child is born a match is made by the parents. If the boy dies tho girl becomes a widow, and must wear mourning for her intended as long as she lives. Seven men sat down to dinner recent¬ ly in Chenango county, New York State. They were between the ages of twenty and thirty-five years, and not one of tha seven had ever used tobacco in any form, had never tasted liquor of any kind, and had never gone to a theatre or played a game of euchre. It is ecareely three-quarters of a cen¬ tury since the first tomato ever grown in this oountry was raised from seed that was brought from Italy and planted in the garden of a gentleman in Salem, Mass. In 1883, 70,545,896 cans of tomatoes were packed in this country for shipment abroad. From a single grain of wheat planted in 1881, says the Grass Valley (Cal.) Record, grew twenty-two stalks, each bearing a full head. These yielded 860 grains, 760 of which were planted the next year, producing one-fifth of a bushel of splendid wheat. This was planted last spring, yielding seventeen bushels, making 1,020 pounds of wheat from one grain in three years. Jcst now there seems to be a fancy among fashionable people to nse owls— stuffed owls—as ornaments to set on the tops of bookcases or other suitable places. Common owls stuffed sell at $3 to g8 each, white owls at $15 to $20. A dealer in Boston says: “I have been cleaned out of owls entirely, the demand has been so large of late, and I have sev¬ eral unfilled orders from Chicago still on hand.” Travelers out on the red hills, says a California paper, have often shuddered at the sight of horned toads, which are as numerous as blackbirds. The ugly creatures are as much dreaded as rattle¬ snakes, but a Chinaman spent all sum¬ mer and fall gathering them. Recently he made a shipment of two thousand of the toads to San Francisco, from which place they will be sent to China. The toads are converted into various kinds ol medicines, which sell very high. For the cure of chills ami fever they are said to be the finest things known. A toad is placed in a flask of whisky for several weeks, and then the stuff is sold as a tonic. Forty-five years ago the Britannia was considered a remarkable ship. She was 207 feet long and her tonnage 1,155. The new Cunarder, the Etruria, is 520 feet long and her tonnage nearly 8,000. The Britannia had engines of 850 horse¬ power ; the horse power ot ilie Etruria is 14,000. Tho Britaunia carried 220 tons of cargo and 120 passengers; the Etruria 5,000 tons of cargo and 1,500 passengers. The Britannia carried 500 tons of coal and her speed was 8| knots per hour. Five years ago the Arizona made the passage in seven days and seven hours. The builder of the Etruria says she will do it in one day less, and in another five years it will be done in five days. The Meanest Man Yet. He got on the front platform of a Woodward avenue car yesterday morn ing and had a brief conversation with the driver before entering. When he sat down the subject of conversation had already been opened. It was about the state of the thermometer. “I looked at mine as Heft the house,” remarked a shivering passenger, “and it marked 12 degrees below.” “What! only twelve below?” ex¬ claimed another. “Must he something wrong there. Mine showed fifteen and was going down at that.” “Your’s must have been in a wain, place,” said a third passenger. “1 have a very reliable thermometer, and it showed a little over sixteen degrees below as I took the car.” Two or three others had their say, and when the cold had been brought down to twenty below the moan man rose up and said; “Gentlemen, please wait a moment.” He opened the front door and the thermometer he hung u-p was handed in to him. He took it aud passed it from man to man, that all might see. It registered exactly 6even below. Not a word was 6aid for a long time, but the silence was at last broken by the shiver ish man saying: “Well, if that thing is to bo sprung on truthful men iu this fashion I’ll not rido on the cars again this winter 1” —Detroit Free Press. Internal Revests. —The collections of internal revenue in the United States during the first six months of the fiscal year ending June 30, 1885, were as follows: From spirits, $34,064,395. from tobacco, $12,732,399; from fer¬ mented liquors, $9,570,492, end from miscellaneous sources, $151,282; total receipts, $56,518,563, being $4,270,786 less than the re »ipte for the same period if last vear. The Weather. Lieut. Charles W. McKim, Portland, Ky., _ states: “For twenty years I suf¬ fered with rheumatism. During the bad weather my suffering was terrible. I was about to give up. Some one suggested the application ot St. Jacobs Oil. I tried it and,its relief was rapid. In half ao hour I could stand up. I no longer sof¬ ter with the puna.’’ excitement unabated. — Cleveland, O., Herald. x esterday and the lay before we eopied into our columns from the Roches tor, N. Y., Democrat and Chronicle, a remarkable state nient, made by J. Ij Henion, M. D. a gen t-eman who is well kn r.vn in this city. Jn that article Dr. Henion recounted a vonder Xul experience which befell him, and the aext flay wo published from the same paper a R.'Cond article, giving an account ot the “Ex e.tement *°” s statement in Rochester," caused by Dr. Hen ticdee It is doubtful if any two ai w re ever published which caused greater commotion both among professional people Since and the laymen. waving been publication of these two articles, we sent besieged with letiers Dr. of inquiry, and al-o a communication to Henion °Pf. H. H. Warner & Co., asking if any additional proof could be given us as to tlie validity of the statements published. In answer thereto we have received the follow¬ ing letters, which arid interest to the entire ruadac Verity every statement hitherto uWLtlltH: _ Your favor Rochester, N. Y. The published is received. wmch you statement, refer is over my signature, and to J true in every respect, the owe my life and present health wholly to power of Warner’s Sale Cure, winch snatched me from the very brink of the grave. It is not surprising that people should question the statement i made, tor my re¬ covery physicians was ag great u marvel to myself us to my and frl u is. * * * J. B. Henion, M. D. olRSi Acknowledging Rochester, N. Y., Jan. 31. ceived, your favor duiy re¬ we would say': The best proof we if 11 8 r lve .y° u that tho statements made by Dr. Henion are entirely true, and would not have been published unless strictly so, is the t mowing “fl-'^ testimonial from the best citizens es t er ’ ami a card published by Her. i Dr. route, which at liberty to if you wish. you are Warmer use il H. k, Ca 'b Whom it msty Concern : In the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle of December 31, there appeared a statement in the form of a card from Dr. J. B. Hemou, of this city, recounting his remarkable recov¬ ery from Bright's disease ef the kidneys, after several doctors of prominence had given him up, by the use of Warner's Safe Cure. We are with personally Dr. He,.ton, or by reputation acquainted and we believe he would publish no statement not literally true. We are also personally or by reputation acquaint¬ ed with II. H. Warner it Co., proprietors of that remedy, whose commercial and personal standing order, in this community are of the highest and we believe that they would not pub¬ lish any statements which were not literally and strictly true in tc. cry particular. C. If. Parsons, (Moor of Rochester.) Wm. Purcell, (Editor Union and Adver¬ tiser.) W. D. Shu art, (ax-Surrogate Monroe County.) Edward A. Fkost, (ex-Clerk Monroe County.) E. B. Fenner, (ex-District Attorney Mon¬ roe J. County.) M. Davy, ester.) (ex-Member Congress, Roeb John S. Morgan, (County Judge, Monroe Co.) Hiram Sibley, (Capitalist and Seedsman.) IV. G. Rowley, (ax-(Jounty Judge, Monroe Co.) John Van Voorhis, (ex-Member of Con¬ gress.) — To the^ Editor of the Living Church, Chicago There was published in the Rochester Dem¬ ocrat and Chronicle of the 31st of December. a statement made by J. B. Henion, M. D-, narrating disease how no had been cured of Bright's of the kidneys, almost in its last stages, by the use of Warner’s Safe Cure. I was re¬ ferred to, in that statement, as having re¬ commended and urged Dr. Henion to try the remedy, which he did, and was cured. The statement of Dr. Ht-nien is true, so far as it concerns all other myself, and He I believe it to b3 true in mine respects. I was a parishioner of and visited him in his sickness. I urged him to take the nediedn:; and would do the same again to any one who was troubled with a disease of the kidnsys and liver. Israel Poote, (D. D.,) Late) Rector of St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. Rochester, N. Y. Ireland’s Improved Condition. HER FEOrLE NOT LIKELY TO BE AGAIN COMPELLED TO BEG FOOD. An English correspondent says be had on interview with Mr. William O’Brien, editor of United Ireland and member of Parliament lor Mallow, in the county Cork. In answer to a question by the correspondent as to the condition of the people in Ireland, Mr. O’Brien said : “The prospects of the Irish peasantry were never better than they are at the present moment. There have been many winters before this when it has required desperate means to get food and fuel. Thank God, that is over. The Irish peoplo are now so situated that they can take care of themselves and each other, aud that is about all they have ever asked. Como what may, there will be no more famines in Ireland to appeal to the benevolence of the rest of the world. The farmers have learned the lesson taught for so many years by Charles Parnell that they must secure Tor themselves and for their children a decent means of support, they are as a rule striving to support themselves properly. The landlords now recognize the fact that the support of the family is the first charge upon the rental of a farm, and their claims upon the farms are gradually slipping away from them. Their interest in the farms is worth but little now, and It is decreasing year by year. The level of comfort in Irish farmers’ homes has been distinctly raised within the past few years, and Ireland will never again be compelled io go, cap in hand, to ask America 01 any other Power to keep her people from starving.'’ Neglect of Horses. AN ILLINOIS FARMER TELLS HOT? HE TREATS HIS ANIMALS. Shall I be far -wrong in saying that the horse is often a neglected animal on tho farm? Sometimes a farmer practices economy by stinting the work horses in food during the winter for the reason that they are doing oomparatiYely no work. The houses stand idle perhaps for weeks, receive little care and scant food. In the spring they come out very weak, and if put suddenly to hard work are injured by it. Of course there is danger in overfeed¬ ing. But the best farmers give a steady, good diet the year round. It may be expedient to feed less for a time, when the horses cannot be properly exercised, but in that case do not forget to gradu¬ ally increase the quantity of food as the time approaches when the horses must be put to steady work, Also endeavoi to begin with short days’ work and ac¬ custom them gradually to severe labor. The horse is keenly affected by harsh¬ ness and neglect. To drive or work a dispirited, unkempt animal whose ribs can be counted tells a tale of shiftlcse ness, to say the least. Nor must the quality of food be forgotten. Oats are a highly stimulating foci. For work horses I like a mixture of bran and oats. It is strengthening and wholesome as well as stimulate** to nerve faroa—-C T. AC, KnamnUe. JK. It A»tun!sli< d the Public everywhere, ihey '"ill find Dr. Pierce3 ••Col.Hi Medi-al Discovery” a beneficent use of his tci mi tic knowledge in their behalf. Consumption, bronchitis, cough, heart dis¬ ease, fever and ague, intermittent fever, dropsy, neuralgia, goitre or thick neck, and all dis uses of the blood, are cured by this world-renowned modi', ine. Its properties druggist* are wonderful, its action magical. By Cicero: To live long it is necessary to five ilowiy. _______ r Jhe surprising success of Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for the sev : eral diseases peculiar to women forcibly illus¬ trates the importance of her benehcent dts eoverv and tho fact that she knows how to make the most of it.—Da. Haskell. The itc man luav not be much of a skater, but he is able to make fancy figures on ice. ITenvt Pains. Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness, Indie .vim], Headache, Sleeplessness cured bj ‘‘Webs' Hea lth Itencwcr.” __ These dime museums make no bones of ex¬ hibiting live skeletons. | Kessuan’s Peptonized beef tonio, the only j 1 preparation ofbeef containmgits blood-making entire nulti - tious properties. It contains t force generating and lile-sustaining dyspepsia, ^ properties; j invaluabio for indigestion, nervous I prostration, and ail forms of general debility; the j also, ill all enfeebled conditions, whether ! | result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, resulting over work or acute disease, particularly if I from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & 1 Co., Proprietors, .New York. Sold by druggist! Beau—“Why do you prefer a wood fire?” Belle—“’Cause it pops!” “Umicli on Corns.” Askfor Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” 15c. Quick, complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bun¬ ions. __ Man is made out of the dust of the earth, and some of them are terras all their lives. -- - The Worst Urethral Strictures speedily cured by our r.ew radical methods j ; stamps, Pamphlet, World’s references Dispensary and terms, Medical two letter As j sociation, GUI Main str*et, Buffalo, N. Y. Kentucky has a law prohibiting the sale of j illustrated police literature witliin its borders. Something for all the Preachers. ! Itev. H. H. Fairall, D. D., editor of the Iowa i Methodist, says editorially, in the November (1883) number of his paper : “We have tested I I the merits of Ely’s Cream Balm, and believe that, by a thorough course of treatment, it will I cine almost, every case of Catarrh. Ministers, as a class, aro afflicted with head and throat troubles, and Catarrh seems more prevalent than ever. We cannot recommend Ely’s Cream Balm ; too highly.” Not a liquid nor a snuff. Applied , to nostrils with the finger. “I must shake off this bad habit,” said a | tramp, as ho gazed at his tattered coat. “Blichn-Pniha.” j Urinary Quick, Diseases, complete cure, Scalding, all Kidney, Irritation, Bladder Stone and ! Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder. $1 , Druggists. “Sly how is all unstrung,” warbles a fair poetess. Wonder if her beau had been on a racket. _____ Wouldst see blitho looks, fresh checks beguilei Aye, wouldst see December smile? 'Wouldst sec hosts of new roses blow? Carboline makes the hair to grow On the lialdast of bnaris An exchange says that it makes a woman sick to keep a secret. 'When haB this been proven? “Say, why is everything Either at sixes or at sevens?” Probably, suffering my dear nervous of sister, because you are from some the diseases peculiar to your sex. You have a “dragging de kinds. and be cured. Price reduced Prescrip¬ tion” to one dollar. By druggists. Massachusetts was the first of the thirteen original colonies to introduce slavery and Geor¬ gia was the last. ‘'Rough on Rats ” Clears out rats, mice, roadies, flies, ants, bed¬ bugs, skunks, chipmonks, gophers. I5e. Drug¬ gists. | hear The after camel listening is the only to bird that learning we yearn to play to a man the violin. Important. When yon visit or leave New York city, nave baggage, express?!go and $3 cnrrtaga hue, find stop afc the Urana Union Hotel, opp site Grand Central depot. dol'am, 60ti elegant $! and rooms, upward titted up at European a cost of one plan. million Ele¬ supplied p r day. vator. Restaurant with the best. Horse oars, stages and elevated railroads to all depots. Families can ijve belter for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. / It will entirely the worst form cf Female Com¬ euro and Llcera all Ovoriua troubles. Inflammation MSS&ffi* MTO of Lite. in on the uterus Ni family should be without LYDIA E. PINKUAHTS Liven PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness and torpidity of the liver. 85 cents a box nt all draggis^ Patent Foot Power Machinery. business. Couplets O utfits for actual workshop With them Builders, Cabinet Makers, Metal and Wood Work¬ ers compete with steam power. Machines on t rial if desired. Proof of value, prices, full detail, illustr’d catalogue, free. W.F.A:JuIiii If Arnes Co* Block lord, 111* Address No. 3% Ruby St. rev. 1 L. lKIl ULAS s:i snobs, best line for gentlemen,are the Glov- Calf Top M vved , cafortliep S- oeshiAmer i e; mi le in Button, Congrdsiand Toe, Line. Medium Loudon very stylish and durable, ray no longer; you can get by :»s V coo<! a shoe for Sent J foot directed. State mail, i Outage free, Ale tsu e as I guarantee size you usually usually wear, w mill st le want <1. DouBlaij a fit and perfect s;itlsfactiv, latlsfaction. u . W. ... Ja. — - - Brockton , >!« »<■ Ret- ill dealers wanted. R. U. 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SUfG euchi IO Silver Ten Seta, a, J&MU »U« each; eackt 1« 1* Beta B F^rtsr Furniture,---- 8100 each; GOO S«lid Cold Itlnffa, S3 c-nrhj uoh; 500 S»» Set* Seta Solid Solid 8Uyer SMve T»;a •*« i|iiaa i, S to a &OB **: pairs toadies' 1 tc*t >09 pal useful ,1 and an valuable eut», which we we ean can not cnutaeraic here, 111 be partial manner. •. Presents Presents will will be be je sent sent to to any an; part of the United States or Canada. Every person sending us 60 cents for a 6-months’ i-moi trial subscription bscription to to our paper is aiso privileged to apply for a loan, to be made out or advertising advertising profits, profits, ibo tho amount amount borrowed borrowed bem* brine permitted i© remain unpaid as long as the borrower remain* a a subscriber subscriber and and keeps keeps eps the the the interest i; interest rest paid. paid. pn On On the t basis of 850.000 circulation (which will probably be doubled) the business and profits ■ofits will will approxi approximate as follows: “acEIFTS:—250.1XX) yearly subscriber*. *2W.OOO; 1,000 Inches advertising. *2.50 *2.50 perlim oer line, *15 per Inch, 241st *360.000; total, *610,000. EXP EM 8ES*«—For par space taco I*©! urlcr depends on Its 250,000 subscribers, for advertiser* nay for space In propoi but 25.000 circulation the profits would be but a tenth of the amount, There •efore f on as subscribers are doing us a a favor favor when when they they send send ua us their their names, names, we we desire desire to to return return favor favor fof for lavor. long a« An.jr subscriber who desires to borrow f rom *100 to *">(*) at^4 per cent^ the princlpaKo stand CONfflTIOllSs'Tl^ii^dTffucted^f^m foa^L^You^^ud/wd^al^noTe neighbors 1 !, ^?*tUeiCCtfrlty al£ei •r ;d. cent. pro vlded you will scud the names of several of your ear after date, for value received, n»ww, I » to whom we can refer—not as to the amount of property you e to pay to tiia order of th© publisher worth but as to your good character. Every subscriber lira tat and Conrier the sum Of----dollars, must st pofitively positively agn agree to show the paper and present to his with .merest at 4 per cent, per annum after friends and neighbors. When When a a loan 1 Is made, the adjoining matu rity. It i* understood and agreed that form of i note note will be sent scot with with th the money to the subscribe” ubgcribc r ’s s no part of the priBoipftl of rhto note wiJ] be de¬ nearest bank or exprei ess office, and no note need be several signed manded or become payable (except at roy until the money is paid •aid over. over. Send S the names of pleasure), as long: as I remain a paid-up sub¬ references, and Immediate Inquiry will be made. If no loan scriber to the above named paper. is desired, no references need be sent. (Hajned) 90S OSLO WITCHES FREE 'WHO WILL SEMI THIS QUICKEST t In maTring up the above list of presents, we decided tore^ei ■to be divided equally among the first 900 subadfi hers received send 50 cent* you yo will be c entitled entitled to to one one receipt receipt good good foi foronepre. If f your your letter is the first 900 received you will also be en a beaut if ul cold watch. The watch is one on third larger than the Wewtllaei nd a printed list of the tie awards, nwn irdi s, free, free, and and all all present r forwarded to holders of receipts as tlD they r may direct. A list of watch winners will be published in our paper, The 50 cents you send us la the regular price for 6 months, tin lerefore you pay nothing for the present. esent. Subscribe Subscribe at at once, once. Don’t watt watt a a day. day. We We willsenayou will send you the thepapcrSmont r 9 months r and 2 r bered receipts good for 2 presents, if you send us 75cents. Send$l and the e paper paper will be mailed ed you you 1 1 year year and and 8 3re setid ceipts good for 3 pr gents, Gct 5 friends to join aud you, and *2.50. O. and and we will I the paper 0 months 1 num bered re’ ceipt loreac your subscribers and 1 extra for your troi >uble. Positi vely no further postponement. Send 10 subscribers, with *5, 1 we will send good you 12 subsorlp- 13 receipti Tlils offer Is only until erfbers already, and desire ed number. Our 1 patrons an dbers, whom we nu umber by thou ntls, should go to woi ork at once and help us increase lour • list list by by 50 this this grand grand and and generous generous offer. offer. (ONLY CENTS ---_ _ _ fsrMS and one a fe«»Cr receipt got lone present. A» to ©sir reliability, reliability, we we reJer i to Inny I Bank or Mercantile ntile Agency* Agency. Remember R* these these are are presents presents to to our our subscribers, subscribers, giyi gi y« n n to to them them abi abso lutcly free. TUisls achance of allfetimc. the true path¬ way to your fortune future fortune. be Every if subscriber will but gets a prize. A may yours you stretch for thy our hand to receive it. It costs only 50 cents to try___ from —is it possible youicillletitpaisf Postal Note Postage be obtained. stamps taken P*mttby Postal ” places where a can not Note, plain envelope orexpress.l Address Chicago Post and C ourlnr, Morrison Bld’g, Cor. Clark St.and Oa lhrnn Place, Chicago,111. I .....” The /-y riiysl only tUatj_( Iron Jtr [J clans and medicine 1 q\f> Jfj Druggists ’ will not blacken commend \A. u RIT Y ’ orlnjure the teeth. the best. Try It A SU RE APPE TIZER, BEST TONIC KNOWN.' i’Will cure quickly and completely Dyspepsia, Weakness.^ Malaria, Impure Blood, Chills and Fever, and Neuralgia. INVALUABLE FOB LADIES AND FOB ALL PEBSONS WHO LEAD A BEDENTAEY LIFE. .RELIE VESINDI GESTION yrtpTsQf CURES DYSPEPSIA. It is a sure remed y ( f VjT^ ( JL - ljmuscles,tonesandy It strengthens the diseases of z the Liver Kidneys. and\Q\PURlT y\. Y Ay Invigorates system. the, * Mm* Brown’s Iron Bitters com¬ T Brown’s Iron Bitters is the bines Iron with pure vegetable tonics. H Best Liver Regulator—re¬ It is compounded on thoroughly sci¬ f£ moves bile, clears the skin, entific and medicinal principles, and 13 digests the food, CURES cannot intoxicate. Belching, Heartburn, Heat All other preparations of Iron cause E in the Stomach, etc. headache, and produce constipation. 8 It is the best-known remedy tot Brown’s Iron Bitters is the ■EW I ONT.Y Iron medicine that female infirmities. is not injurious—its does T The genuine has above trade-mark use not « even elacken the teeth. o and crossed red lines on wrapper. It not only cures the worst of N Take no other. Made only by cases Dyspepsia, but insures a hearty ap- Brown Chemical Co., t*etite and cot,' dteestier O Baltimore, Md. Red Star IT TRADE MARK. __ Absolutely and Roisons. Free from Opiates , Jymclies A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For (hmffhft, Sore Throat. IIonmne**. Influenza, Coin*.llronehltln. Croup, Whooping Chest, and Cough, Asthma. Quinwv. Pain* In other i ot the Throat nu<i Lung*. Pbick 50 Cents a BO’cstlk. At At Dkcqoists Drcqg akp DEALKH8. THE CHARLES A. VOtiELKlt ('OXPART, Baltimore, Baryl&wil, C. 8. A* CATARRH ELY’S - -i LV'S , CREAM BALM nostrils, when applied will into ab- the be bed, effectually of the head 'MUtJ healthy virus, causing m Jfi secretions. It l.Vrt a lays inflammation, ^ Am | protects the membrane lrom fresh colds, com¬ pletely heals the sores and restores the sensei | of taste and smell. IgfSjS* iieve. Not A few a Liquid A A application! tho thorough orSnuff re ''O'' lie u a J 1 treatment will core. HAY-EEVER ‘ Agreeable to use. Send SSS by mail ELY registered. Druggist., Oirego, N. Y. IIKOH., WE WANT 1003 BOOR AGENTS forth® new book TIIIK i Y-TilKEK YEARS A MONO OUR WILD INDIANS By Gen. DODGE aud Gen. SUERMaN. The f M te«t soiling * hook out. Indorsed by Pres t Arthur Gen’s Grant, Sherman, . | Sheridan, and thousands of Eminent Judeee, Clergymen, Eld.tors, etc., as “ Th* Beet and Finest Illustrated Indian Book Ever Published.'' It takes I ke wildfire, and Agents sell 10 to 20 ad&y. 87*76.000 sold- Its Great Authorship ■nd Solid Merit make it the booming book for Agents, U*Sfnd for Circtilare, Specimen Plate, Ertra Terms etc.,t( ▲. 1». W OKT11IX til ON Js CO., II art ford. Conn. CONSUMPTION. I hi positive remedy for the above disease; Its use t! ave housan a of ot the worst kind and of by long s cases standing have been cured. Indeed, strongts my faith in Its efficacy, that J wi 1 send TWO BOTTLES FREE, together with a Ya l.CABI.STREATISE on this disease to any sufferer. Give express and P O. addr ss. DR. T. A. ryf.isi Pearl St., New York. ALLEN’S ORIENTAL BALM. THE GREAT SKIN REMEDY. Removes from the face aii blemishes, such Freckles, reckles. Pimples, les, Moth, Mot . Tan ___ and and and give* give* to the con mplexion lexion the the freshness of youth . This is not a paint, is prepared from the pre¬ scription of a celebrated phyaician, and is warranted to contain no lead. SMITH, DOOLITTLE A SMITH. LAMAR, RANKIN Bt « OD . *»- 4 Southern Agents, Atlanta, Ga. __ rlltra EiUc DJ hv frl Mail Oil 8-Sqner® Files Send for filing hand <r cot hum ton ton gin gm saws. saws. Send foi for Price List and sare money. Agents wanted for Newton Pat. Kotary File 6 Filer. V A S NEU TOV.CJrfineville.CoBa. CAROS Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. LYDIA E. PISKnAA’S TeietaUB Cupel IS A POSITIVE CUSS For Female Complaints nn«« common to our best female population. All Sorts of hurts and many sorts of ails of man and beast need a cooling lotion. Mustang (.iaiioent. 1 Home Items and Topics. —“All your own fault If you remain rick when you can Get hop bitters that never—Faii —The weakest woman, smallest child, and sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety and great good. —Old men tottering around with rheuma¬ tism, kidney troubles or any weakness will ba made almost new by using hop bitters. wife and daughter und 1 were healthv by the use of hop bitters recommend them to my people.—Metnodist Clergyman. Ask any good doctor if hop Bitters are not the best family medicine On earth 1 ! ! Malarial fever, Ague and Billiousness, will leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bitters arrive. “My mother drove the paralysis and neu¬ ralgia all out of her system with hop bitten Ed. Oswego Sun. 'jjf' Kcep the kidneys healthy sickness.” with hop bit ters and you need not fear —Ice water is rendered harmless and more refreshing and reviving with hop bitters in such a draught. —The vigor of youth for the aged and in firm in hop bitters! I I i —“At the change of life nothing equals \ ( Hop Thereto.” Bitters to allay all troubles incident —“The best periodical for ladies to take monthly, and from which they will receive the greatest benefit, is hop bitters.” —Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing chit dren. will cure the children and benefit them¬ selves by taking hop bitters daily. —Thousands c’io annnally from some form of kidney disease that might hop have been pre¬ vented by a timely use of bitters. —Indigestion, weak stomach, irregulari¬ ties of the bowels, cannot exist when hoy bitters are used. A timely * * * use of hop Bitters will keep a whole family In robust health a year at a little cost. —To produce real take genuine little sleep hop and bitters child like repose all night, a on retiring. j3?“Non9 genuine without a hunch of green Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poi¬ sonous stuff with “Hop” or “Hops” iu theii THE UPM-KABIT EASILY (TIRED. ADVICE FREE. Dr. J. C. 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