The Fort Valley mirror. (Fort Valley, Ga.) 1871-188?, April 23, 1880, Image 4

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Who can tell the value of asn ile? The bartender.' “Ah,” said a deaf man wto had a scolding wife, * ‘man wants but little hear, below.’ Why are good residntiens like a squalling bady at church? Because they should always be carried out. “Why, Willie, you can’t possibly eat another plate of 'pudding.”— “Yes I can; one more plate will just fill this Bill.” “That beats the Dutch,” as the Teutonic hotel-keeper said when one of his guests left him between two days, forgetting to pay his tin. Medical man—And then, with regard to the swelling at the back of your head, I don't apprehend anything serious, but you must keep your eye on it. Strange that nobody ever thought of trying the effect of a barbers breath on the potato bug. It’s a pretty herd remedy, but some thing must be done. “Now, tell me candidly, arc you guilty!” asked a lawyer of his client fn. the county jail. “Why, do you suppose I'd be fool enough to hire you if I was innocent. Johnny says his mother makes a great cry if his little sister goes without her shade hat. She don t want her to get freckled, but she doesn’t seem to care a bit how much father tans him. A man told his friend that he had the aiAuy. ‘What regiment?’ friend asked. ‘Oh, I don t that; I mean the army of the ‘Ah, what church?’ ‘The ‘Why,’was the reply, ‘that’s not the army ; it's the navy.' He was a Dew man in the big store, she was a delicate blonde. She entered, and ap¬ the young man, timidly asked, “Have you ‘Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep?” He answered with a slight blush and some hesi¬ tation, gazing far away toward the horizon, “Well—I really couldn't Bay— I must have been very- young at the time, if I did." Jones is not without honor in his own household. He goes home and tells of what “we” did at the meeting, while Mrs. J. and the lit¬ tle J’s look on in unconcealed ad¬ miration. And what did Jones do at the meeting? Why, just this: In a half-audible gasp, ho seconded the motion to adjourn. But he was prouder of that gasp, and it cost him more effort, than gabbiest of them all. Thcre-is reason to iear (bat the bill reported on Wednesday by Re¬ presentative Scales for reorganiz¬ ing the militia of the United States is another step in the direction centralization. The power confer¬ red upon the President to call it in¬ to service, without reference to the State ru'.hori'ies, in the event of not only invasion and insurrection hut of an apprehension of them, is a dan ¬ gerous one, and might be easily abused. Coup ressshoulu move cau¬ tiously in dealing with a measure so important, and whielt implies so radical a departure from the exist ing system. White and Yellow Coen. —“An Old Subscriber” wants to know “the difference, if any, in nutriment be¬ tween white and yellow corn for man or beast.” There is no spec¬ ific difference, so far as color is concerned. Yellow corn is better food for stock because the grain is less flinty and easier to masticate, and consequently to digest. It is often noticed in the spring that horses will leave white corn, while taking yellow ccrn freely. Yellow corn is richer, perhaps, in tlie es¬ sential oils, such as fusil oil, etc. The idea, however, that yellow com meal is more nutritious than white proceeds from the fact that yellow com is usually grown on richer and more southern soils; white com more exclusively at the North. Northern corn is flinty and has a larger proportion of tho cardon making products, starch, etc. Southern corn is richer in the nitrogen -yielding products. Hence the difference is primarily in soil and climate, and not in color. At the North yellow can meal is pre¬ ferred, because yellow corn is rais¬ ed at the South, but here in Mar yland, wero we grind our own corn, we prefer bread of white ecru meal because, while it is equally nutri¬ tious, it is esteemed more palatable, being less “rank" in taste. If ground alike, yellow meal is proba¬ bly as digestible as white, but, yel¬ low ccrn peing softer, it makes a finer meal with the same set. of burrs than white corn, and, comsc qnen* heavier bread in 'J ho Atlanta Constitution has this to say about Sam Hoylo: The committee investigating the books of the late county tax collec¬ tor made their report to the grand jury, and yesterday the grand jury stated in its general presentments that Mr. Hoyle was duo the county $16,124. The amount was much larger than was generally supposed, and the heaviest deficits were only recently discovered. Tho deficit in state tuxes is about $25,000 making the total defalcation about $41,000. Nothing further has been heard from the officers in California. It is supposed that they are still urg¬ ing their claims before the courts. The $300 additional sent them Thursday makes about $1,500 the expedition has cost the State and county so far. The county has not paid more than §600 of this sum. Upon the same subject a dispatch to the Albany Advertiser, of the 10th says: The grand jury of Ful¬ ton county made its general pre¬ sentments last night, and say that the grand jury in session last Oc¬ tober notified the Ordinary and Govornor Colquitt that Hoyle’s State and county bonds were both insufficient, and they regret to say that neither took any action in the matter. They recommend that the Solicitor General institute proceed¬ ings against the Ordinary to recov¬ er the amount due on Hoyle’s coun¬ ty bond. They also recommend that the Legislature pass an act requiring Ordinaries to give bond: also that clerks of the Superior Courts be required to enter the presentment of grand juries on the minutes of the Court. The funeral of Mrs. Ducan N. Hennt n, grandmother of the Hood orphans, took place from tho Gener¬ al’s late New Orleans residence on Tuesday last, and the Times says of the melancholy occasion which now leaves the grandchildren more than ever orphans: “The reverend father who read the funeral service was completely overcome, and more than once dur ing the office had to stop complete¬ ly. His remarks over the uncovered coffin were brief and heartfelt.— Three of the little black robed or¬ phans were tho chief mourners, and when tho sweet, patient face, lighted with ‘the peace that passed) all un¬ derstanding,’ was finally hidden away under the coffin lid, thtir pit¬ eous cries moved tho whole sad as¬ semblage to tears.” From a private letter, w-e learn that Prof. Hunter of Macon is incubating hen eggs by a new pro¬ cess. It is dona by a kerosene lamp, on the steam principle. The writer says- “lie fixed up some kind of a contraption, put the eggs and a tlicinnmeter in it, and a lump on the outside, and sure enough in due time out came the chicks. The beau¬ ty of it is, you can hatch a hundred or three-hundred, as tasy as you can one.” A young lady acts the part of mother to the chicks, and they mind hei well when only two days old.—Union and Recorder. $500 REWARD For every grain of impurity or adulteration found in Dixie Baking Powder. It contains no alum, am¬ monia, acid, plaster of Paris or other such articles usual in cheap baking powders, the effects of which are dyspepsia and its long train of evils. Nothing that .is injurious to tlie most delicate stomach, in yourg or old. It you would have good, light, nutritious and wholesome eooking, buy none bat DIXIE BAKING POWDER, Don't be satisfied with some inferior powder because your merchant says it Is just as good. He wants to sell his and has never tried tbi-\ Manufac¬ Hall, tured Druggist. in Macon, Ga., by Roland B $1500 Y< yeur $20 to ar, a moo own or day §5 to in lo A eality. No risk. Women do ns well as men. Many make more than the amountTstatcci above. No one can fail to make money fast. Auy one can do the work, You can make from 50ctg. !<i $2 an hour by devot ing your evenings and spare time to the business, ft costs nothiHg to try the business. Nothing like it for money Business making ever offered before.— pleasant and strictly hon¬ orable. Reader, if you want to know all about the best paying bus¬ iness before the public, send us vour address and we will send you full particulars and private terms free ; sample^ worth $5 also free ; you can then make upyourmind for yourself. George Stixsok & Co., Portland, Maine. WANTED AGENTS fjrour JilBLKS contaiu itttr Cruden’s Concordance and over iltoO Illustration-, with all the now features, a I mo lor Literature, Art and Song, wit It over 400 et graviuga. Theae are the books lo aril { .r tlm HOLIDAYS. Whies foi Parents, rttd Literature, Art and Song, ltd; for the Young People Circulars a erm aeiitott II CHAMBERS* application to CO. HOUSE FUEUISHIFG GOODS. GEO. S. ©BEAU, .02 CHERRY STREET, -WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN— W CROCKERY, CHINA, GLASSWARE, CHANDELIERS, HALL LIGHTS, LAMPS, ETC., TABLE CUTLERY, POCKET CUTLERY, KITCHEN’ KNIVES, TIN-WARE, AGATE IRON WARE. JAPANNED TIN-WARE WO?)DliN WARE, WILLOW WARE, BASKETS, ETC. STOVES OF ALL KINDS. Agent for Excelsior Hot Blast Cook St vcs. S.ml in your orders, Call and see rue. Special inducements offered to mcrcluittis. 33 tf. SCHOFIELD’S IR05M WORKS MACON, GEORGIA. MANUPilGTURESS OF PORTABLE AND STATIONARY STEAM ENGIIS Bteam Boilers, CottoQ Presses, Cane Mills, F'nv Mills, And nil kinds Agricultural uiaeiuorv. Write pr-ecs or vi! on BURll, at Fort Valley, who \vill commtu-irntu with us. 38 tr J. S. SOHaFilX.2, Fro^r. I blhui \M : CEO. W. BURR, si cherry Street, MaCOSSy S2CT£|ls, MAM FACTUEER OF TIN AND SHEET IRON WARE, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Stoves, Cr rates, Hollow Ware, Gutter?, Tin Ware, Glass Ware, CROCKERY, WOODEN WARE, WILLOW WARE, SILVER rLATED WARE, LAMPS, AGATE IRON WARE, BRUSHES, DUSTERS and HOUSE FUR¬ NISHING GOODS. Victor Eangcs, Utility Gook'Stoves* I respectfully’ and cordially invite 11 e public to rail ai d examine my stock and prices. Having bought my goods from first hands, in persons, and before the recent advance in prices, I can odor inducements to tho. e wishing to purchase. Respectfully O’EO.W.BiTEE, 81 Cherry Street, Macon, Gu Sign of tk® B%'CeiF®e Pot. I GEORGIA': 0 S 3 m i.: SS& WORKS . --A- • • • HHl a* N r ; _rrl 4M L\ V g-'-F-. >rSSm kl*i= ' AUGUSTA, (3-JL.. Again offer to their old Customers, and the public generally, who want reliable and uniform Fertilizers the well known brands of Super phosphates, PATAPSCO GUANO and GRANGE MIXTURE. AND THEIR SUPERIOR MAKE OP PHOSPPIAE For composliuj, analysing 13.GO j»er cent, of A vail,-this Phos/jliosie Acid and 2.58 per cent of Poiasb. Also, STTXj^F 3 HITJJAUU; G OTXD From their Acid Chamber, at lower (i i; M down if bought out of tho State. Favorable tcrn.s and prii to <!■ aieiAand consumers fci large orders of, oni^^oo' 1 • r ilio Works of die Co in pa by, located in Augusta, Ga., are open t tlw in;;[;cotiou of the Farmers of Georgia aud adkimiug States and our o.iTondeu! and Chemist Mr. C. Br F. LOWJu, Will t ike Jlleusure iu CXiilblllELg Ike >Vbrks and itc 1 lOUUUs. Apply to the Agents of the Company, to be found in the prineioal towns and villages of Geougia and South Carolina, or to M. A. STOVALL, T. O. SKELL1E, Treasurer and Business Manager, Augusta, A gout. Janl 3in Ga. Fort Valley. BEADY MADE CLOTEIUG, -AND Caenl©’ Furnishing Goods. 5a r» B. SCHILLING ,£ t tv 1 ; ' t. m m V- s • • f PEBSY, GA. In -a - Announces to the people of IT nslon nad surrounding eounties, that he has n large and eta,‘which elepaufc nssoi lmont of Heady Made Clothing, Gents nishing GhrtK ho is offering vtr, low His .lock of ready mrcle bhirts, is composed ol tho Ju.est styles and tins best made and war ranted to give satisfaction. A large nreortiucut ofluiportod and CLOTH AKIB CAS5IBSUSHS, *■ Chicago Ledger. « * Established 1873. The Leading Literary Paper of tfie West. Gaily $1.50 a Year. SI 1 The proa year established Tite chinsf Ledger of Chicago its the in existence, close the Ledger winter of having the Is of now seventh 1878. boon ap was started by its pres¬ A Year. ent ings prise. conductors as Many to the literary success with some ventures of the misgiv¬ enter¬ of kin tred character had been made in tho Western metropolis, and miser¬ ably failed. The sea of journalism si' s iZ gling Others was stranded strewn for that newspaper a were with precarious living, the enterprises. wrecks but existence, strug¬ of have since yielded to inevitable fate A Year.! » | printed and to-day gone the in down, Chicago. only leaving weekly The story-paper Ledger The Ledger has not attained tht plane cf success upon which it now •s solidly rests without earnest, well 9 % directed effort. Its conductors have C labored earnestly and persistently not only to make it an excellent lit¬ erary journal, but also to make the A Year. c reading world acquainted with it. 3sF; Thousands upon thousands of dol¬ lars have been expended in bringing ■ its merits to the attention of the reading public. In fact, The Ledger has been the most extensively-ad¬ 1 vertised newspaper in tho West. oo U1 V Tho first prido tended class publishers at their the literary efforts success have paper to that a build in feeling tho circula-‘ has up cap¬ at¬ of a Yea*. ital city of the West. The A tion, v,. ■ t d and be al: - osdy < "•A by less the lai-ge, tha. L ' ig -Uv rapidly «.f :>00. OOO. Ja;; grow* c iUAry The . x .. path lbliahera i do not mean to relax their : efforts eno to make The Lf.dg 1KU the best weekly newspaper in the <?M ■ J8 work-, . and bn t duj in i n 3 f‘rs&vt-i'eili Timing months months the ® will still further increase its value and usefnluf ss. h Year The embrace, weekly <: u.t.- nts of The Ledg r.n in adult ion to its serial :o aral ahortatories; a Home bracing and Family letters DocU r vu partoftiit, em¬ from women of ex peiienco l heads and hands.on h !OU si' hold and kitchen economy, home ho: IO 69 chitdroD, adornment, and the recipes management for the cure of of many of the ills to which firsh is heir; a Young Folks’ department; a A Year. department devoted to Current lit¬ erature. eoi isisting of choice excerpts from the lu a test magazines; a Scien tific department, giving the latest intelligence in regard to new discov¬ eries. maclmuical inventions, etc.; SI- 631 also biographical sketches, historic papers, travels, poetry, and a mass i of short articles on miscellan eous topics. Address h Year. THE LEDGES, Chicago, 111. Subscriptions to the THE CHICAGO CEItGESi will lie received at this olilep. UNPRECEDENTED BARGAINS IN BINS* Before Our Advance in Prices. Pianos $140 to $400 AlLncw, MMFtetrictly flvsi-ctass, nml sola ft tho lowest net cash wholcsalo factory prices, direct to tho purchaser. These l’ianos made or.o of the displays at the Centennial Exhibition, find HONORS^ was mously recommended for tho HIGHEST {square Oraods contain MATHUtHBK*S Nev Patent Duplex: Overstrung Scale, which is acknowledged by tho bighost musical authori¬ ties to bo tho greatest improvement ever put into n square richness Piano, producing th qsmost astonishing piiuiir, and dejm o/’:tone, and >ft Sustaining singing quality never before attained, being a “Grand Piano in a Square Case.’’ THE MENDELSSOHN UPRIGHTS ARE THE FINEST IS AMERICA. They r.ro pronounced tho “Pianos of tho Puturo.” AH our Pianos tiro made entirely by ourselves at our MAliTUFACTOBY, Nos. 490,482,494,496 & 498 West 57th St., 838,880,8S2,864,886,868 & 87010th Ave. [Now Originally the finest and one of the largest in the world.] ungmauy established estf in 1842, over 86 years ago, being among tho few makee kes of Pianos which have etood the test of time. OVEK 10,000 IN USE. Every Piano Pally warranted for five years. We are now making all our Pianos entirely of VULCAN3ZED LUMBER. The Greatest irosc Discovery jLuacovcry of ortho tho A Ag:es. Wood rendered im perishable, shrinking:, checking sorbing or warping : impossible, impossible, and and as as incapable inenpa of ab soroiRg* 1 moisture moisture ns ns vulcanized vulcanized rubber. rubber. The The in- in¬ creased hardness and toughness of the wood produces a resonance of tone truly wonderful. The process of vulcanizing: is done by machinery established at cf our the factory, and wo have tho exclusive control patent for Piano making, which, together with our other patents and improvements, including MA thU8hok*s Duplex Overstrung Scale, render our Pianos in every respect* the BEST and FINEST in the WORLD I In tho grand results of strength, durability, reliability, volume, and ability for striding in tune, sweetness, power, sympathetic resonance, and singing brilliancy, of tone, evenness throughout the quality delicacy entire scale, and elasticity of touch and beauty of MENDELSSOHN Piano stands \’dthout an Equal, Pianos Benton trial. Don’t fail to write for IJlnm trated and Deeoriptivo Catalogue cl 48 pages—mailed Oh THE MENDELSSOHN JUBILEE mms prioes't.r Are tho oL. in it. ? ,-,rla below any a. 8-stop oigan for only 905 t inch... the greatest, Finn an i OiTfanswarranted for fiveycara,andEcnton flfteon days’ tebfc trial -:freight free if unsatisfactory. fo r cir cular—mitilod Tree, SHEET MUSIC, half price. Dollar's worth at on o-third of price. Catalogue of I,50u select pieoe* nenfc on receipt of 3c. stamp. Address, MENDELSSOHN PIANO CO., 21 East 15th Street, N. X BURNHAM’S a Y f, mmaL WARRAUTE3 BEST AMO CHEAPEST free. 8SIMWR® Prices i’e&zicr .*■» Pamphlet Works: ChrintiaWH Xtiiim&tes* ■ftJZ-vc-** Vo., t^ jt. fiifiCt 1 .; ‘Ht fit. Stf . Sob A. wock in your own town and no capital risked. You can give the business 'flic a without expense, opportunity willing ever offered those to work. You should try nothing else tut. til yon see for yourseli what yon can do tit the hnsinew we offer. No room to explain for tteem (h/bJine^and hour that make great pay every you work, Women makea« much as men.— S-cpd for special innil private terms 5 and partici tilars which wo free. Outfit free. Don’t complam of hard times while you R. H. MAT Sc CO., 87 Cherry Street, Macon, Ga. Manufacturers and Dealers ia WAGONS, BUGGIES, CARRIAGES, Harness, Saddles, Whips, Blinds, COLLARS ANDIIAMES, TRUNKS, TRAVELLING BAGS LEATHER, CHILDREN’S CARRIAGES, tSF Cull and examine our stock before AngX. nnrehasinc S Bc PMitone»-08 • Street, Macon, and 208 Broad Street, ' Cherry 9th, T. GRTiEJIRallSrSEUr, CONTRACTOR AHD BUILDER SASH, B LIMBS i ffli ? ' ' w - j -'-missy liifeA ALL KINDS OF BUILDING MATERIAL. brick, Lime, Plaster, Cement, Hair, Laths, Paints Oils Putty, Glass, Locks, Hinges. 5 •yt#s PRICES REDUCED TO THE VERY LOWEST POINT. ESTE AT ES And PLANS Furnished for Buildings. Agent for BUFFALO P. FITZGERALD, DEALER IN Bacon Flour, Meal, Fulton Market Beef, WHISKEY, BOOTS, SHOES rmrsr goods, etc. Third Street, MACON, GA ~ - » ‘ AIM i‘-’*?”*~j'"=f§~”1;2;v-” 1 _, A / -/ ,5 gv’ gwamy v4 .2“ flveflifiw1 4..:&'*‘»-g‘ 1 '\ fikf‘” ‘- . ‘» a _ ., mmxmnmr v V1911 x .‘0 V1.33. x , " \ ‘ £4 ~ x .1 - ,, .. ‘ ‘G-d 41;-""j:‘:a:e;.—::—~—.,4;:§_ _. . ‘ 1'. T, HAY DO 0 K, Has the largest and most compkte wdrks for the manufacture of Carriages IN THE \VORLD. Buggies for the trade a. specialty. CORNER PLUM AND TWELFTH STREETS, 3“ ‘CINO . INNA'I'Ig, O. GEORGE. W. BURR, Al tXUFATITJtEIt OF 1 Tin f Shr i X'. -J t Ware, l> Kll iNJ STOVES, CARPETS- Il*i/IS!LWKE, i if V. CUSSHAiiR CilOCKKilV. WOOBENWAS Hoi «e-E'urnishi ng Goods, &c. M. L. COOPER announces to the ci!isens of Fort Valley and surrounding; eonntrv, that he hfts jnst sccureti tbfe serVicCs of a first-class Baker, and hereafter will be able to supply the demand lor kinds of Fresh Bread, Cakes. Tarts, etc :o: GROCERIES. Parties Hi need of any kind of plain or fancy Groceries will always find a god supply at ray establishment. It is my purpose to supply my customers oil a liberal teims as any one, and I guarantee satisfaction in goods and prices. FINE LIQUORS. Forties in need of anj kind of Liquors will find a good assortment at -tty store Tobacco, Cigars, etc and examine my goods and prices.