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IHE LOR OF MANY.
, to ike ladies I plainly wish to
•no oretemv's; I'm fifty, if a day;
gt.T r .1 amiable, I'm fussy, anil I’m
, von needn't plot for me—all plotting
* in vain.
never see the brightest eyes, and all their
I* witchery ammunition, if its aim is hurting
wasting
mo; lips, Tm proof against
I never see the reddest
all smiles ;
I rather think I’m not the man for any wo¬
man’s wiles.
I can sew on my own buttons, my stockings 1
can mend.
And women’s hands around my room are not
what I intend ;
I want no knitted, netted things, no traveling
bags, no wraps, comforters, painted
No slippers and no no
plaques, no caps.
I buy tbe thing* that I require ; so, ladies, hear
me say,
All *uch attentions spent on me are Bimply
thrown away;
Bo shake your curls and give your gifts, be¬
wilder all von can,
But just remember, if yon please, that I am
uot the man.
I’ve heard there’s twenty-one*o!d maids con¬
sider me there “fate”
And clever widows five or six that wish with me
to mate;
There's pretty school-girls who insist I “must
have had some loss,” tired
And say I’m so “romautio” when I’m only
or cron*.
But, ladies, all attentions from this date I hope
will cease ;
The only favor that I ask, ia to he left in peace;
For I consider one thing sure as anything can
be-—
I will not marry any girl, and none shall marry
me.
That's Just exactly what ho raid about a year
Now, If yon could but see his rooms, they are a
perfect show
Of netted things, and knitted things, and
painted plan ne* and screens,
Of photograph* of famous men, and Beauty’*
living queen* ; hie wife—she’s
While on the hearth-stone sits
sweet and good, I know.
And if you tell him of the words he »aid a year
ago, without blush, “Oh, that’s
He an«wers yon, a
the iiHiiai way ;
No one believe* a single word old bachelor*
mav *ay; angel along, they
When the right comeii marry
any day.” U
M.
—Editob’b Dbawib, in Ilarjxr's Magazine.
Ezech. Eichanan.
AN OT.T> rOLlsn LOVK STORV, TRANSLATED
FROM THE OKRMAN OF SAOHRR-MASOCU
JiY GAY VAY.
It was on tbe day of the rough Carnival, fun,
when fun, and even pretty
was indulged in, that a drunken officer
of the king’s army staggered through
the Jewish quarter of Cracow. It was
with difficulty he kept his feet; and oo
oasionally, as he went along singing in
an unsteady voice or loudly cursing the
Hebrews, he would enter a merchant’s
stall and pull its trembling occupant ont
into the street and strike him with the
flat of his heavy sword. His hatred for
the Jews, which had been inaugurated
and augmented by service under Het
mail Bogdan Khmielnitzki, in tho
Ukraine and in Galicia, where thousands
of that unfortunate race hod been iner
cilessly butchered, turned, however, to
a brutal liking for their wives and their
daughters when they appeared. To
these he displayed his gallantry by pull
ing away the frontlets of such as came
within his reach, enveloped or by tearing the
silk caftan that some pretty
form. He would catch a trembling pollute
Jewess roughly by the arm aud
with his brandy-laden lips the sweet.
red, pleading month innocently turned
np to him, and before he would leave
the frightened oreature go would slap
her tender face with his big, rough hands
and cry: “You are pale Rebecca, but I
will paint your pretty cheeks.
Tbe Jews feared this brute, not for
himself, but for the troops he could call
to him in a moment s time, aud for the
harm lie could do through them.
He staggered here and there, merchant and at
laat came to the house of the
prinoe, Jonas. Here the door was snd
denly dosed upon him and locked; but
Luna, the pretty daughter of Jonas, was
unfortunate enough to show her face,
ju«t beginning to bear tbe beauty of
young womanhood, and the man had in
staidly formed an idea. In a moment* j
he w as at the window, whero lie had :
seen for an instant th# frightened face
Luna trembling with fear, hid herself |
behind some bales of merchandise,
Without a moment's hesitation the be
sotted Pol« '-•■like in the window, and,
e r * **»h and tramp
•»e form of the I
'>er long,
her,
at the sacrifice of a hearties* murderer,”
was the proud answer of the brave lover.
“Yon have done right, my hero, my
own,’" said the girl bravely drying her
tears, “but what will become of you, oh,
what will become of you ? Jf they find
you here they will pull the house down
to get you ; aud oh, to think of my noble
champion being torn asunder on the
"nek I” must from here,” answered
“1 escape
the young man.
“But how, and where to?” asked
Luna,
“Help me ont of Cracow, and I will
manage the rest,” said Eichanan.
Lnna thought for a moment, then
called her father and her old servant.
While the father shaved Ezech, the
daughter sheared him of his beautiful,
black, curly hair. The servant was sent
to kill some poultry. Then they put on
the young man a faded head-hand, an
old working-woman’s dress and a large
threadbare caftan. The servant soon re¬
turned with a large basket, containing
several killed geese. The transformed
Ezech took this on his arm, and Luna
led him out a hack way to the street.
11 was not a moment too soon. Scarcely
had lie time to kiss his sweetheart’s
soft, red lips and whisper a fond good
by, when there was a noise that shook
fho house, tho front door flew open, and
a body of soldiers rushed in and de¬
manded the murderer. While the men
were searching anil swearing through
the house Eichanan, the old goose wo¬
man, made Iiis way safely to the river,
and was taken across to tho opposite
shore in a boat, Here he soon met a
farmer’s team, The farmer could not
withstand the pleadings of a tired old
woman, so he allowed Ezech to ride with
him in the wagon. Without further ad¬
venture he Anally reached the capital
city of Warsaw, where at some mer¬
chant friends of his father he reappeared
in his usual attire, and on the same day
be joined the ranks of the Polish king’s
army as a private. in
It was in tne year 1055, the stirring
times when King John Gasimir was be¬
set by enemies on all sides and fought
almost simultaneously with Kussianr
and Cossacks, Charles X. of Sweden
and his ally, and with Bakoezy of Tran¬
sylvania. Poland wits on the brink of
dissolution. Already the Russians, with
their Cossack confederates, had taken
Smolensk and Wilna, and were moving
south toward Lemberg. Ami now ap¬
peared Charles Gustavos of Sweden on
the battle-field, Iiis army and dissatisfied
nobility in open arms.
As th" Hweilea neared Warsaw King
John Crsimir withdrew into Kilosin.
tal, His but troop- could handed only together offer weak in the resist- eiipi
a
auoe. Here it was that Ezech Eichanan
fir K t, distinguished himself. Iu tin
tliieke .t of the fight a Swedish officer
gave the order for Iiis troops to make u
charge. TliePoleswerowellnighvan- fatigued
quished aud thedfficers, almost
to death, were ready to surrender. Tin
H'vedo had not time to finish Iiis com
maml, for quiok as a lightning flutdi his
Klehaimn flew at him, tore prisoner him from through
Inn so, and bore him a
R,,. blm ding, fighting ranks, tin
When Warsaw was taken most of
Poles went over to the Swedish King;
rt u ( j there w- re only a few trusty men
who under cover of night took refuge
with Ezech Eichanan in the Monastery
,,f Ezeustoohowo. Swedes and Russians
overran nil Poland and the King had
lost, his throne.
When the last awful battle was over
a1u ] Ez,., li, who had fought like a lion,
a |j covered with blood, sank down to
r ., Bt , himself, tho noble Augustine
Kordezki, prior of the order of Pauline
u ,,,„-oaelied him and, taking his hand,
MjU( | warmly:
“Jew, you well deserve the name of
poh-. number May heaven of reward faithful your bravery,” soldiers
\ the
gathered at Ezeustoohowo and, under
r,,, guidance of this great priest, beloved prayed land.
for the delivery of their
Their example was followed by others,
Soon it was know throughout tho whole
Kingdom; and as an answer to
their prayers their force increased
un t.il at the end of the eventful
J,, year, on tho twenty-ninth day of De
m |, f r ( lfififi, a confederation against
Charles of -Sweden was informed aud the
Vieloved King John was recalled, Now
Ezech was in part rewarded for iiis ser
viot ,„ r 0 whs made an officer and
oa-lled. after Ins native eitv, iit Craoowsky.
qq,,- King took his place the head of
his reunited army, and with his generals
„ hr-ve stand against the enemy.
,, , t llM , u . Kmc John obtain, d
tlie aid of Denmark, and the war soon
,-uded, though not acquired la-fore our new
named hero had fresh glory:
mK j wlu-u, with the treaty of l’raga,
hostilities ceased, he found himself oom
mander ail of a regiment, brave and beloved
by the army.
From position in the field he came to
position st court. He waa spoken of in
erv household, and praise went with
me from the lowest to the highest. service
• heard of his noble
‘o see him, so one day
letter telling him
-t she hail ft
’•’ng to her
more to say. But if she has given the
heart you claim as yours to another,
then you must do as I have asked.”
“I am satisfied; you have my word of
honor,’* and respectfully kissing the
hand that was given him, the soldier left
the room.
It was a stormy November night; the
east wind howled dismally through the
streets of Cracow and a deep snow cov¬
ered the ground. There was a sudden
knock at the door of the merchant
Jonas, and as the old man opened it two
well-clothed persons entered. They were
evidently Jewish merchants, come from
a distance. (>ne wore a large, heavy
cloak, and as Jonas conducted them into
the room, this one stood himself in the
shadow of an angle and anxiously eyed
the Jew’s beautiful daughter, who sat
languidly gazing out of a window into
Ihe stormy night. The man in the
shadow watched the beautiful profile as
one gazes on a dear friend he has not
seen for years, while the other seated
himself near Luna’s side and stated the
cause of the visit.
“I have been sent,” he said, “from
Abraham, the rich son of Nathan, in
Kiev, to ask for the bestowal of the
wliite hand and pure heart of Luna, the
fair daughter of the rich and industrious
Jonas, on E[diraim, the son of Abraham,
and grandson of Nathan, to be a light
unto his knowledge and a director unto
iiis thought,"
“A great honor,” said Lnna, rising,
proud, beautiful, yet modest as maid can
ixi, “but were he never so wise and rich
ami beautiful, I could not marry him.”
“And, pray, why not?” smilingly
asked the messenger.
The proud answer came quickly: “Be¬
cause Elchanau, I am the promised wife of Ezech
who, for a crime he com¬
mitted in saving my life, became an out¬
cast and a wanderer.” And, bursting
into tears at the recollection of the sad
event, the faithful girl concluded: “He
lias my heart, he has my love, and no
other can ever win them.”
Eichanan could wait no longer.
Throwing off the cloak that enveloped
him he stepped out of the shadow to¬
ward liia Rweetheart.
“Eichanan | my lover! Oh, El
chanan !" cried the loving girl, putting
herself in the strong arms that were held
for her, “My darling have yon come
back to me ?” And the tears of sorrow
turned to tears of blessed joy.
Jonas had the good sense to withdraw,
and with a buainews air asked the soldier
companion, who had acted his part so
well, to take a glass of wine with him in
another room, leaving the lovers alone
in their happiness.
The next evening all was life ana
guyoty in the Hebrew Quarter. The
House of .Tonas was a blaze of light, dis
iluyitig flags and mnuy colon d decor
.1)0118. From noon till far into the
ight, trumpets, flutes and drums told
nined Yaenw that two happy hearts were
as one. The faithful maid bc
•ame t]ie faithful wife: the gallant lover
made the loving husband.
When the Queen of Poland received
as Ezeeh's answer the joyous news that
iiis love had remained true, she stniled
and said: “Too bad, too bad. I would
have made him a nobleman, but his love
was true. Too bad.”
a Lawyer's removal.
‘Hay, you all—come here, quiok 1"
“What's up?”
“Fun I Here’s a lawyer going to
move 1”
The boy was correct. A lawyer was
changing his offioe. Home men who
never seen a lawyer remove gathered
around with the boys to watch proceed¬
ings.
An old man with a lame back and
a woman blind in one eye constituted
lie force. They first brought down a
table, inkstaiued, scratched, out and one
leg broken. A second-hand man re¬
marked that it might bo worth thirty
cents.
Next catno a book case, one drawer
gone, nil the glass broken, and one door
hanging by a single hinge. The Then value
of tliis was set down at $3.25.
come articles, described and valued as
follows;
carpet..... .$ 1 25
A limiigo..... 88
A rttnve....... 1 75
Pictures...... 15
Ink 2
Legal Cap........ 10 15
Alpaca coat.......
Ten straw hats.... CO
Spittoons......... 25
Chairs............ 75
Siate Laws....... . 6 00
state maps 60
Total Jll 90
After the second-hand man had sharp¬
ened a pencil and made some figures on
a piece of brown paper a boot-black in¬
quired the sum total. whole thing $15.45,” lie
“I make the
answered.
“Is that all? Anil is he a first-class
lawyer ?”
“I liehove he is.”
“Woof! that settles me! 1've goi
820 in the bank, and to-morrow I’ll
Atuike this kit and set up a law shoo? ’—
Detroit Free Dress
Sheridan’s Fox Hunt.
-’ey an article in the
*•* story of
'*6 re- I
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ACT ORY.
In a larg"* ..... lived three
sisters. „ Tiie - 'andsome ana
proud, and tb-.: ns * ere ary Maud and
Maud Maria mV; ^ ' v< was neither ! i
handsome i i„d bar non* was
Triste. Tr » y >now, neans sad or
afilicted, t r ,vag araed for her j
condition, „ . : lad , , ...tti.mamo prettier name
—Rosabel i f , it ody now called j
her Triste the Bn -he stay ed In a small
room, without wm>. t *i :ho very top of
the castle a r a -. - as she could possibly
grot from t f giur aa laug ing, and music
and all th ; a that were continually
going on d ‘ 00 ns and rooms below,
where her , : .v ... Here in this little
dark room. *!*<■:» i\ ./k« m -miag, poor Triste
would always : ny * . 'ou (,o-l it were even¬
ing!” anc: i v as - vrning she would
always s by. Would God t -..ere morning!"
and thetf ?v/<> remarks w*jre all the remarks
she ever ramie-.
Once in. F-v I Eye had iooked hard upon
Triste and made her ugly find deformed. She
had bunch a d 3 we; ings, she was lirnpy
and tremt ; g, arc her fare—well, if you
looked a' r nice ■ uid not care to look
a: ain. or the chiS aid pains tiiat
darted a*: 1 - ros f sig aged through
her, one uhi not suppose that a little thin
body Ilk aer?- • uld make room for bo many.
Bo Trine stayed in her dark room, and
made her • r ng and her evening remark
day after while Mary Maud and Maud
Marian v, • to ‘he htil's aotKhetournaments
and the am. TV tern ver the sounds of
mirth and music rrom below where loud
enough to reach f ! rst? room at the top of
the castle, she would tb) >w her face^nto her
hands ar.d weep, and sweeping and the
making er twu remarks /©re all the amuse¬
ments s', i nun.
Hut tile: a while rmeshing wonderful
happened. > tamo ruing as Triste was sitting in
her roon wishing v a /ening, she heard a
new soiIt was ran. ua mirth and musio,
Itwas r,i th< <vi. r r.y- ted servant bring¬
ing up 1 dreadful grim it was something
coming up the <v r-di stairs with a raj>
tnpping The tuj ame on, and finally
Triste’* mor opened unci a little, old, bent
over woman with a wa i ing-stick came In.
Tlie lit t e old woma ’s race was white and
wrinkled,, her hair wn white as snow, but
eyes were bia^k and so cr.v bright that they
lit up 1 space around her like a couple of
candle and made T > re's dark room quite
light. X:.h H.ttra old )man tapped three
times (*u tbf !oor with ~ec walking stick and
looked round the ro > “I am your god¬
mother,* she said-, wh* she saw Triste up in
the corn' r; “you don remember me, but I
remember you; l c x 1 forget you, my poor
child.”
“Oh, (raid God ii wore evening!" said
Triste, frying *0 be v ratable, and moaning,
perhaps, - Gocd-mor 1 g. or “How do you
do?" or something Ukv hat. god
“He.rk ye, jroddau:.! ter,” said the
moihor, do you waj • to go to the tourna¬
ment with v > r i Do you want to sit
down at the Hat- 1 o you want to have
the brave youn. 5 nl> its and princes, with
their snow-white prawn and their coal-black
charge < oiae rid 1 . to woo you as they
come vv 00 y». r F rs? Ho you want to
sing? !>0 ye • *aiH t laugh? Do you want
to dun ;’*
Thou Triste p t h» head into her hands
an«l 1 j.t’Mj to cry y i y of varying the so¬
cial)’h .
• r Stop your oryiny loddaughter,’* said the
godiie icr, tapi'Jiii. it three tups on the
floor m ain and is r , r to . aised In r head she
shone icr her vith or beautiful eyes and
dried sip the tears. ; i while her e>es were
shining she went on i king:
“I ha your go'. »thor when you were
ehristf m i Rosauei. hen the Evil Eye struck
you and cursed ye m i you were turned
into i vi-te the bad J did not desert you like
the others. J I . ;eu wandering over the
world ver since t id the Fairy that could
take on the ours© of that Evil i yo. I have
wand*-red, wund'iv. -oh, howl have wan¬
dered: i was banc owe, and straight as a
po -lur trci I am ( I and crooked, but 1 do
not cart -I ha/* ound the Fairy. It ran
from % it :l -v. it i id, It went up and down,
It wa "vi 1 ’ 0 •* hen 1 put my hand on it,
—but I got i(e I And the godmother
tappe * 101 i x* otps, and laughed three
merr laugle, .1 d an round the wrinkles in
her face like Bt.n aks ef quicksilver. “I
found It, 1 pui 1 i to a bottle and forked it
down tight ; J have brought it to you.”
'1 h* i (Foil 1 dr iw from under the travel
tatte’ ed cloak a bottle, in which was a white
Fairy, dimpling a id sparkling, and making
funny little fairy bows a id gestures. The
god mo th <u hiugl T h* r three merry, quick
silvery laughs agu n as she held it up and
looked at it. “I is moeb and quiet enough
now, ’ he Nft;d When a Fairy is once
caught It gives up It wi! perform its mis¬
sion. Do it h ds you and it will take off
the curse of that l vil Eye.”
TT god nm h ’L presse • the Fairy into
Tri U)'.- l.ulid, and before rlste had got over
being perfectly da&od a’ the gift, the god
mother was tapp ig down the winding-stair
with hi ' v. kti stick, ai d Triste was left
aloi c- with the u Hied Fair '.
II • ou r 11 'ookherfo jret over belli*
d:t ( <i; lu \' noon the rolem d the Fairy from
the t o ■ it wb i t said at l what it did, first,
soeoMi, me in *< we can all put into fairy
hisH-i ■ for cm ven H« we ver and what¬
ever Me v t.* til means, it is certain that
tho U i and pains, which had
ma*: >f Tr: -e heir e.xo’oise grounds and
camjenjr p;a wore rot ted out, hip and
thigh HUla m oi-jf. She stopped making
her i wo rmnurii i find learn Jd some new ones.
And t- x't ’ gtt o tire of her room without
windows; an she got so orave and strong
tha h 'i woul «. onmtimes *t night, when the
gar-h n was • and dark, wrap herself all
rot i i d t i down tho winding stair, to
wa r ti trees, and to look at the stars
am the Moon. the she
r om loo; • it the star* and moon
wn i it c . Hi the sun. And one glad
da , t hr t l h< very brightest sunshine,
Tr aivlki \ boldly int.' tho garden. The
bii l were sin ng, the flowers were bloom*
fug,: so ak«*s »e trees, th * fountains—every¬
th i was rlous an wonderful. She
wail * I on v. :tii a strange rightness and casi¬
no an i sc ha py she - id not know wheth¬
er it ua.- the n she heard singing, or some
kind of mud* within be,-self. She stopped
be ide a foi a in, and as she glanced in, the
silver ware* died ha k o her with a fresh,
hapny ia < u a fr* s?t, happy face, so
fr« < fiv at! deformities and marks of
the Fvii Ky tha 'rlste t ried out for joy;
and >et su* a v derfi 1 change it was. she
did air P li. , it was her own refiection
she saw utht w *r.
She did <-t f belif ve it until tbe old
IP - 1; :i om I elilnd some shrub
t>er laughing h-t iuick-:l\ery laughs fast
nv •*« r»s. And d ary Maud and Maud
jntt* MU't-lan. h j a,’ he >raie*i U»qg-hiiur to be and walking* in th© the
Yu, came to
•■ratal' , Hi ? v hen they saw and understood
1 Iris i in their arms, crying for
nd calling’ her their beautiful
•rwarda, Mary Maud,
.i« AS •ilit
»a physician of ea*.». ~
ace. who. la a rational
made a Uftsetiid? of dia
irader til moat t a
r §uv-h atudy: and the
9 much obacrvatlon.
He does not claim •
, or that there are
tta re mt be
erful remedy for
mod luo^a, ■
t diseases spring
many of the most dangerous and painful
maladies of humanity. The list of diseases
R ) K)0 t g an( j branches that spring from these
root diseases, each shoot and branch having
Its particular name and manifestation, and
& {£“ iX'SfJSKg.
sumptions, our kidney diseases, our sick
headaches, our heart diseases, the whole long,
loathsome list of what are called “bad blood”
dl8eafieg< our dyBpep6la8> drop sies, agues,
asthmas, and many others, by far too numer
ous to mention.
The Discovery has been tried and proved,
and is now solidly established upon its own
merits. Scarcely a town or village from
which some testimonial of its use and value
has not been received. Many of those testi¬
fying say that after having spent hundreds
of dollars upon medicines and physicians.and
their cases tiavinsr been pronounced hopeless,
the fioldon Medical Discovery has raised
them to health and strength. It unquestion¬
ably has grappled with thousands of‘ hard
eases'' in the iorrn of disease, and come off
victor, and Dr. Pierce has the spoils of con¬
quest in the way of increased reputation and
the thanks and blessing of cured and rejoio
Ing humanity. Dear, hesitating, sick reader,
you are suffering the same kind of ills from
which thousands of others have been relieved
by the Golden Medical Discovery, perhaps
It will not cure you. You may be differ¬
ently constituted from other people;
your system may be constructed on a new
and original plan, and work on peculiar
methods and principles. But. after all, it 1s
quite probable that you are made a good
deal like other folks, and that what will cure
others will, under about the same conditions,
pure you. If you use the Golden Medical
Discovery your name will soon go down on
the long list of the cured and rejoicing. The
Buddhists have a pretty fable of a tree,
called the red tree of Koumboum, each leaf
of which bears in relief a letter, all the letters
spelling out a poem to Buddha, and this
vegetable poem being beautifully varied
year after year as the tree renewed its
•oliago. If the vegetable life, whatever it
may be, from which Dr. Pierce gets the
wonderful remedial agents of hiB Golden
Medical Discovery, were thus to spell out the
rejoicing of those It had blessed, we should
have a poem to matoh that of the red tree of
Koumboum, like It varying Itself season by
season as new cases and causes of rejoicing
were given.
A Corner on Ice.
The first man to strike the corner
where the porter had thrown a pail of
water over the flag-stones and produced
a glare of ice was an insurance agent.
He slid to the right, clawed to the left,
clutched at a sunbeam and went down
with the exclamation : “Hanged if I
don’t 1” He rose up to jaw and and threaten
and collect a crowd almost lick
somebody, and he went away stirred up
for all day.
The next man was a tailor—tall, spare
and solemn. His toes all of a sudden
turned out, his left leg was lifted, and he
spun once and a-half round before he
went down with the remark : “I knew
it would happen 1” He got np to hurry
along out of sight, and it was easy to see
tiiat lie had calculated on about so many
falls for the winter.
The next was a fleshy man with a
smiling face and an air of good nature.
He didn’t lose anytime going down, and
when he struck he realized tiiat he had
hit something. And yet what he said
was: “Is it possible!” boys He got chaffed up
slowly, forced a grin as the
him, and looked back three times to
make Ruro that he hadn’t made a hole
which would prove a man-trap for other
pedestrians. clerk with
The next was a hank a pen¬
cil over his ear and a preoccupied mind.
He was swinging his right hand and
rushing right ahead when he suddenly
saw billions of stars shining in the morn¬
ing sky. His first thought was that
somebody was celebrating Fourth of
July; his next was to scramble up and
search for an asylum where he could
hunt up his collar-button and splice his
suspenders. Not a word escaped him
until he was a block away. Then he re¬
marked : “At 6 per cent, it would be
SS54.17.”
The next man was a strapping big fel¬
low with an ulster on and a red silk
handkerchief hanging out of a pocket.
He began a sort of shuffle as he struck
the spot, increased it in a minute to a
regular “breakdown,” and finally went
down with a whoop that was heard half
a block away. He was up in a moment.
Diagonally across the street he saw a
man in an express wagon. The boys
called to him that he had lost his red
handkerchief and that his nose would
sadly miss it, but he would not wait.
He strode across the street and up to the
wagon, and as he hauled off and hit the
driver a stinger on the ear he growled
out:
“There, hang yon I That makes us
even I”
“What even ?” shouted the victim, as
he rose up and adjusted his cap, but the
other was gone. —Detroit Dree Press.
Waterbnry’s Shirt.
Mrs. Bullard Waterbury is a very
masculine kind of a woman, while Mr.
Waterbury is just the reverse, being
one of the mildest men in Austin. It is
stated as an historical fact that not
long since, Mr. his Waterbury being ill
aud confined to bed, lie exhibited a
hesitancy about taking his dose of
quinine. that medicine, Bullard,” said
“Take
the wife.
“It’s too bitter.”
“Take that medicine, Bullard,” and
she sat down at his bedside and re¬
moved her slipper.
Bullard took the medicine like a lit¬
tle it an.
Yesterday Bullard Waterbury was
calling attention to his shirt, which was
very neatly made, and which he said,
with pride, was made by his wife.
“Re make the entire shirt?”
-aril that
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Jay Gould "as an Organizer.
Oliver Ames asked Jay Gould hovr
with such apparently frail health he
could manage such a world of business
as his vast possessions represent. * Mr.
Gould faintly smiled and replied :
“Is it difficult for you to manufac¬
ture shovels? Do you worry about
each slovel and each man’s work?”
“Oh.no;” said Mr. Ames. “I have
got that so organized that the business
runs itself. It doesn’t give me any
trouble.”
“Exactly,” said Mr. Gould, it gives
me no more trouble to handle my bus¬
iness tlian it does you to handle yours.
I have organized the whole machinery
bo that I get results before me every
day of what is being done, and the
whole thing is very simple when it
comes into my hands.”
This was a characteristic reply and
gives a little light upon the great mag¬
nate’s methods. Everything is clean
cut and simple in his business arrange¬
ments. He has, by degrees, strength¬
ened his force of lieutenants so that he
can trust the honesty and sagacity of
his various managers, and he holds them
in firm business discipline, giving them
to understand that he is in the business
of running railroads to make money,
and that anything for which they are
responsible them that interferes with this end
will cost their places.
Dr. Sanford’s Liver Invigorator has a repu¬
tation equal to any medicine in the world.
What a rich man uses and gives constitutes
hts wealth.—Hindoo.
Seneca The North American Indians, frequent especially of the
tribe, made such use pe¬
troleum that for Now many it years is known it »\ as only Carboline, known
as Seneca Oil. as
tho Wonderful Hair Renewer.
He «ho cares only for himself in youth wretched will
bo very niggard in manhood, and a
piiser in old age.—J, Hawes.
“It quiets the patient, and ultimately enr
him." A late ecomium on Samaritan Nervine.
It is the sausage manufacturer who makes
oth ends meat.
Mr. Oliver Myers of Ironton, 0., says: Sa
marilan Nervine cured me of general debility.
Give work rather than alms to tin p > >r. The
former —Cumberland._ drives out, indolence, the la;ter indus¬
try.
Plies! Piles! Piles.
Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itohing
Piles. One box has cured worst cases of 20
rears’ standing. No one need suffer five min
»tes after using William’s Indian Pile Ointment.
It absorbs tumors, allays itching, acts as poul¬
tice, Piles, gives instant relief. Prepared only for
Frazier itching of private parts. Mailed for $1.
Med. Co., Cleveland. 0.
There cannot live a more unhappy creaturo
chan an ill-natured old man, who is neither
capable of rec iving pleasures, nor Temple. sensible of
doing them to others.—Sir W.
A item dy lor luing Diseases.
Dr. Robert Newton, late president of the
Eclectic college, of the city of New York, and
formerly of Cincinra'i, Ohio, used Dr. Wm.
Hall’s Balsam very extensively in his practice,
as many of his patients, now living and re¬
stored to health by the uso of this invaluable
medicine, can amply testify. He always said
that so good a remedy ought to be prescribed
freely by every physician as a sovereign
remedy in all cases of lung diseases. It cures
consumption, and has no equal for all pec¬
toral complaints.
True repentance consists in the heart being
broken for sin and broken from sin. Some
often repent, yet never reform ; they resemble
a man traveling in a dangerous path, who fre
quentiy starts and stops, but never turns aside.
Pure Cod Liver Oil, from selected liver on
the sea shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., Patients New
York. Absolutely pure and sweet.
who have once taken it prefer it to a'l others.
Puveicians declare it superior to all other ails.
Chippe I hands, face pimples and made rongh skin
cured by using Juniper Co.. Tar York. Soap, by Cas¬
well. Hazard & New
Affectation is fantastic certain deformity; models by forming
themselves on the young be¬
gin with being ridiculous; and often end in
being vicious.— Blair.
Ladies’ and children’s Boots and Shoes cannot
mn over if Lyon s Patent lleel Stiffers are used.
Qre&t minds, like Heaven, are pleased in doing
good, ungrateful subject*
Though the of their favors
Aro barren in return. —Bows.
Beware of the incipient stages of Consnmp
*W . Take Piso’s Cure in tim e.
Show me a people whose trade is dishonest,
and I will show you a people whose religion is a
cham.—Froude.
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Samaritan Nerv¬
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at
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The Peculiar 0/3 Mystery I
.t was one of the peculiarities of the old-fashioned Doctors that they
-ver would tell patients what they were prescribing for them. They said
t would do the patients no good to know, and that it would only be grati
ying a foolish curiosity. In order to keep patients from knowing, they
vould write the prescriptions in dog-Latin, so that most patients could not
ead them. All that sort of thing is now over. Thepatient wants to know what
ie takes. He is weak, and wants to be strong, or he is dyspeptic, and
wants to digest So well. he • Or he has a troublesome liver which he wants to
nut to rights. alL This is takes Brown’s Iron Bitters about which there is no
■nvstery at the best preparation of iron in the world, in com
n-nation with gentle yet efficient tonics. It gives strength. It builds up
enfeebled systems. It enriches imj rished blood. It removes feminine
weaknesses. It casts out debility, i, is what you want, aadyour druggist
An Open
Secret.
The fact is well understood
that the MEXICAN MUS¬
TANG LINIMENT is by far
the best external known for
man or beast. The reason
why secret becomes ” when an explain “open that
we
“Mustang” penetrates skin,
flesh and mnscle to the very
bone, removing all disease
and soreness. No other lini¬
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other is so ox
does sack worlds of good.
Home Items.
—“ All your own fault
If you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that never—Fail.
—The weakest woman, smallest child, and
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
—Old men tottering around from Rheuma
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness will bo
lmost new by using hop bitters.
—My wife and daughter and were made recommend healthy
by the use of hop bitters I
them to my people.—Methodist Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor it hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth.
—Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness,
will leave every neighborhood as soon as ho|
bitters arrive.
—“ My mother drove the paralysis and
ters.”— aeuralgia all out of her Sun. system with hop bit¬
Ed. Oswego
—Keep the need kidneys fear healthy with hop bit¬
ters and you not sickness.
—Ice water is rendered harmless and mors
refreshing draught and reviving with hop bitters in
each
—The vigor bitters! of youth for the aged and In¬
firm in hop
—“ At the change of life nothing equals
Thereto.” Hop bitters to allay all troubles incident
—“ The best periodical for ladies to taka
monthly and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters: ”
—Mothers will with the sickly, children fretful, nursing benefit
children, by taking cure hop bitters and daily.
themselves
—Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pro
vented by a timely use of hop bitters.
—Indigestion, weak stomach, irregular!
ties of the used. bowels, cannot exist when hop bit¬
ters are
A timely * * * use of hop
Bitters will keep a whole family
In robust health a year at a little cost.
—To produce real genuine sleep and child¬
like repose all night, take a little hop bitter*
on retiring.
—That indigestion or stomach gas at night*
preventing rest and sleep, will disappear by
using hop bitters.
—Paralytic, nervous, tremulous old ladioi
are made perfectly quiet and sprightly by
using hop bitters.
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