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jlarien timber <*^ascttc. BY RICHARD W GRUBB DARIEN, GEORGIA, SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 2d, 1874. ALL SORTS- A Wisconsin dairyman asks for in formation about the “creamation’, business. In some parts of the West they com plain that the country is overrun with tramps. An exchange Bays that 15,728 fond hearts were made to beat as 7,861 in Philadelphia last year. A New Hampshire lady died recent ly after having read the Bible through thirty-four times. Every- week on the average, four hundred misdirected letters are sent to the Now York post office. A Pennsylvania 'paper says that "ten lines of nonpareil, or less, make one inch.’’ That is a rare arithmeti cal discovery. Beecher’s last declaration in church is that “greenback’s are government lies.” If that is theology give us more of it. One hundred and twenty newspa pers and periodicals have been sur pressed in France since McMahon be came President. The man who remarked that the Princ* of Wales was born with a crown on his head was not aware that all children are so born. In St. Louis everybody is consider ate, and therefore a daily paper re marks: "Two gehtleraen and a lady left for the Penitentiary last week.” The Hoosiers like work when it is disguised as fun. The other day 20 of them handled over thirty cords of wood to get at a rabbit, wkich es caped after all. The Danbury News says a rain un der the auspices of the United States government, set in Saturday nfter noon. This is the best, thing ever said against centralization. Milwaukee thought she had a case wherein a young girl died of a broken heart, but it turned out that bep-tfor set strings were too tight, ) an i one '*roke c*f a jack-knife revived her. An ex ijange announced a death in high life, in this fashion: “The Dow ager Duchess of Richmond is dead. She lend an uneventful life, and was passionately fond of boiled salmon.” A Vienna journal recently contain ed the following advertisement ofler ing the services of “Anna Agrikoi, sick nurse, watchos dead bodies, repairs straw chairs, applies leeches, and makes pastry, desserts and delicacies.’’ According to the Cincinnati Com mercial, a New Orleans reporter was found to have a wife in Vicksburg, another in Natchez, another in Cairo, another in Memphis; and then they stopped counting and put him in jail. A North Carolina editor thus writes: “With wearied brain and faitigued limbs from the duties of the day, as wo bend over a manuscript, the soft and soothing strains of music, such as only Johnson’s band can make, falls upon our ears, and the revivifying in fluence is as though some magic wand had passed over us.”^ A Western exchange says: “The gift chromo business his reached its sublimest attitude out iu a Western county. An enterprising minister of fers ‘an elegant chromo’ to* fcvery per son who shall not miss one of his ser mons for a year.” Mile. Liflfaseur, a leading tragic ac tress in Paris, was once playing a most touching part in which tlje he roine commits suicide by taking poi son. At the most pathetic passage, while she was bidding adieu to life and making everybody in the theatre sob, she suddenly changed her tone and shrieked, “Damnation ? what has been put in the bowl?” Imagine the effect of this homely prose delivered in so energetic a manner in the midst of stately poetry ! The actor Beauval let, who loved a practical joke, had smeared the beaker with assafeetida. Nellie Grant acknowledges her en gagement and will be married early in the spring. Here is the newest floral sentiment: “if you wish for heart’s ease, don’t look to mari-gold.” Incredibte as it may seem, says the Express, there are families in New York city existing on less than one '’*r a week. / Yora ley Or man. —Nashi'ille rlmt-v^r Atwoods & Avery, BROAD STREET, 0 . RETAIL DEALERS IN DET '^.'O‘G.DS), GROCERIES, DRUGS & MEDICINES, BOOTS, SHOES, HARDWARE &C. KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A LARGE AND WELL SELECTED STOCK of everything; in their line of business. * o \ YV C\GAVYAVS. , ... | Masters of vesels would do well to give them a call, They invite the attention of the public to their new Spring* Stock, A fine assortment of STRAW GOODS AND HATS. all of the latest styles. v %r * va! j Press Goods, Prints. Cloths, Casimers and everything pertaining to the Dry Goods trade can be found in their store. They also keep on hand a first-class stock of Harness. Harness trimmings, Saddles, Carriage trimmings, &c. Their stock of Crockery, Stone, China, and Glass wares are of the best qualities p i ut? 4 < jL THE DARIEN TIMBER GAZETTE, PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING AT Darien, I l MCINTOSH CO.. i 1 GEORGIA, BY | RICHARD W. GRUBB, SUBSCRIPTION PRICE ONLY $2 50 , —y - ‘ PER ANNUM, ADVERTISING RATES LIB ERAL. CHARLES A. DANA, Editor. foliar j Sun* A Newspaper ot the Present Times. Intended for People Now on Earth. Including Farme-”, Mechanics. Merchants, Pro fessional Men, Workers, Thinkers, and all Man ner of Honest Folks, and the Wives, Sons, and Daughters of all such. ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR ! ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR 850. Or leas than One Cent a Copy. Let there be a 850 Club at every Post Oflice. SEMI-WEEKL Y SUN, 83 A TEAS, of the same size and general character as THE WEEKLY, bnt with a greater variety of miscellaneous reading, and furnishing the news to Its subscribers with greater freshness, because U comes twice a week Instead of once only. THE DAILY BCN, 86 A YEAR. A preJ-ilnentlv readable newspaper, with the largest cremation in the world. Free, inde pendent, and fearless In politics. All the news from everywhere. Tw., cents s Copy ;by mail, 50 cents s month, or 86 a year. TERMS TO CLUBS. •E3F DOLLAR WEEKLY SUN. Five _'. es, one year, separately addrees-d, Four Dollars. Ten copies, one year, separately addressed (and an extra copy to the getter up of elnp). Eight Dollars. Twenty copies, one year, separately addressed (and an extra copy to the getter np of club). Fifteen Dollars. Fifty eopl-s. one year, to one address (and the Semi-Weekly one year to getter np of club), Thirty-three Dollars. Fifty copies, one year, separately addressed (and the Semi Weekly one year to getter no of rmh). Thirty-five Dollars. One hundred conies, one year, to one address (and the Daily for one year to the getter no ol clnb). Fifty Dollars. One hundred conies, one vesr, separately ad dressed (and the Daily tor one year to ittegettei op of clnb), Sixty Dollars, TBE SEMI-WEEKLY SUN. Fire cop as, one year, separately addressed. Eight Dollars. Ten conks, one year, separately addressed (and an exha copy to getter np of clnb), ' Sixteen Dollars. SEND YOUR MONEY In Post Office orders, checks, or drafts on New York, wherever convenient. If not, tnen regiiMi the letter* containing money- Address L W. ENGLAND, PnMirber. 6 offioe Nv Tor* City. FOUNDRY AID MACHINE WORKS, \ V ‘ tj I Brunswick, Ga. THE UNDERSIGNED IS PREPARED TO FURNISH, ON SHORT NOTICE AND AT REASONABLE PRICES, SAW MILLS, I SAW MILL CARRIAGES, (BEST MADE,) ‘ENGINES, SUGAR MILLS Ml PAIS. AND ALL KINDS OF iIACHIKIRY AND OTHER CASTINGS, EITHER IN BRASS OR ISON. HAVING competent mechanics in the machinery, foundry and blacksmith departments, I confidently promise satisfaction in workmanship and promptness. As these works arc more convenient tc the mill men, rice planters, and shipping, around Darien, I respectfully solicit pat ’W** g-a-ft 1 'Yin*-- >• TERMS CASH —On delivery of work. • Very Respectfully, T.V. SMITH. April 25—tf. im' pitiiM©. HAVING POWER PRESSES, NEW TYPE AND Fix tures, large stock of ruled and flat papers, card stock. &c., on hand, and first-class workmen, THE APPEAL PRINTING OFFIOE, ' BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, Is prepared to promptly execute all classes of Job Printing, on short nctice and at prices that will compare with the lowest, —workmanship and material considered. ORDERS SOLICITED FOR PAMPHLETS,- BILL AND LETTER HEADS, MONTHLY STATEMENTS ( \ HAND-BILLS AND PROGRAMMES, BUSINESS AND VISITING CARDS, BLANKS, OF ALL KINDS, And all other classes and kinds of Job Printing, in plain black, or as many colors in ink or bronze as desired. The Appeal office being splendidly furnished with new type and fixtures, there is no establishment in this section better pre pared to do all classes of Job Printing, on short notice and at reasonable prices. TERMS CASH, on delivery of work. ORDERS SENT DIRECT will receive the same attention as if attended to in person, April 36