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VOL. I—NO. 30. giuicn cimbrf <L> ecttc, PCBUSIIED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, gm NK i;T EICHAED W GRUBB OFFICE IN PHII.LIP's ! UTI.PI. G Wyj.li Subscription Rates, in Advance. For one year !Vf..s2 SO-Foi nix montli..st.fO Club Rates: Fivo copicH. oroti one yeur " 0(1 Ten ** or over, each nu >er *SO A Ivertising Rates: ~ su.ir.\HK, I" linos sp in-, rirsl lii-oi tion.. $1 S' .. Ruclj snl)!i-(|'loiii iiiwrlinfi... 1 IH: •f?“ Si>,clat Hafts If Yearly ami Knife idrertisere. VI vorti somoni serum ros|M>nsil>lo purtios will hi p ihljshoil mill! :irh*iv<T mil. whim the timo is not „ „. r ;i|oii nil tin* ciHy. n<t paymonl exacted imml. inir'i. Commiinlratiinis nr indivii'ml benefit. nr ol y .... r j,iiiril ohnnictor. ebarced 1“ Hilvoriisoimmts. Marrlnys mil . thitnarv notices not exceedim lonrlmos. sn'iriN-fl Tor froe pnhlirHtion. Whim <=x c o liip/ that spurn, charged is hMmumtr .•ill- inr i lvnrlisnmnn*s <lnn upon p'osnnMllol -i'■for thn first ’-flection hut ii spirit of commercin' j vr.ilitx will ho practiced toward ns/niHr patrons, -v.ii'i inv tnlsnnrtnrstnnrlinif. thn above rule* 1,,. ,I.Herod 1 •• -viUe-ut deviation. \sl ieM, r s and cnninitiiiic li ms mould ho addrrss R chard W. Grubb, DARIEN. GA. riTY HIRE’ T MiY. Cent ity Off'cers. Count: / Coavni^si.njtrrs —T P. TY;w<*, Choi man. .T, P. ijii-'Ti Ja m'H W’.ilk.-r. am s I ofkMf'on, R. .. Alnr- 5- I, M ill'll' 1 ), rhnrn IS GL'IIHIIUT. (Vpi'l' T i R P.-Ur. <. K*mn. V’frl' Superior LVwrf—l*-mr M Or Unary - L** ' i* 4 •Luk-Gnt. Sheriff-* tn>—* H. ['rpH* USh r/fT \ u*’*7A < r'ty ?> v ) Jfortirfir Tt:r Return* —M- rli-mi Tlicnn?. Ttr We. '*<*' S. W. VVlh*". r'v Tretaurtr —E P •M- inini-is )•!• r imct ftict Wndncrflay in \w) mailt 11 T i ilcipa- Officers. a tutor —T. P TANARUS, ;•. E■ O* I ' e.roten —T t- Ojt-nn. *T mr Wal * > f•”, sf ,‘lc j- t. :* : M I. Mcllito-li T <i •- G• -t /• it r- 5 *> t; . '. m. ( s y., y h It r (' r -* r :<■ ■. ■>" ‘ : Q - 1. n i ■ *. / Wtrl-f* —I M xib* P. Rn .T i V "sr (‘:>r Hi ■ 1 J *hf II U ‘ % * ■of Ct to •> 7* • ••••>* *r ' ’ T.it ' ii \j n ; p ‘ C fi P ■ f ! ■: ■ . 1. ?v'T tus i r,. i •| , . .. \ I. '•?. Tm ri' v. . A : • : ! • • V 5 1' ■ . ; -i M* > - * 1.;,., ‘ ■. ' . - IV ,11 and F j I' I ' - * V . I Wo IJK-iftisiv tii‘l at Ji-;uy at .<} ' : g-a. ■ ,1' ,'"!i'.,,oi Ki 'vw'o. si ii> - V, ili-.disi i' , ,rrli v rv s„l hir'i .v. iin it :! nol H ~‘ol,,oUt (,*i 11. 'T. (,nrVwoi-il. I* sf'r I,’ ■I i ;5 10'l s- vviees M * 111. Flij.O toll f'ti'l ’ ''V T\ s-i'ida, in niiiiiu nt 11 ‘i*t;)ork. I! U F. (Unto R-liircm • ■ -- • ■ *a' i.,- rr * v :t p. -I. aii 1 . ° '.I ii thocoor*rt Riidi-tc mioh H P " '■ • •i <a ■- si-'-.i ■ * ovnvv s., 1,1, up i 11 \ '1 Hid M . • the !• la.afU-t fitir'' T' -v p. v .P s lir. M‘l ;a " c j y i , v . 117 in i.flr.i tv h -i’s m V ■ I '■ -1 I'M ■ i" ".‘'ls . < i \l I ' ■ ‘ ' S F K IFa , - • 1V • -s -j #vs*aa*9?-A. i mm . , '". vina* •*®a 3 ju*:;f•anaaL.L b “ • : ' . t?t vrk. fpJCK / at-, y . • \n r r. ' ■v : ii i ’ !• > - v \TI • - 1 lies ,|V AND K * I : > AV <i■TO’.KU Pi. ! ’ IH7:J. this. . 1 .a --‘is . a i will til .in P e Sir-. !. •• *< th ilai'v t -4:‘*d **. \ Inn ii v • ■ f P. M v • v '. •! r * illv t fl:15 \. M \ ' u <1 ilv t 0:10 '. M. \ • I,u • ;ik J i a’ 8:55 A. M. \* • l fl< hi vile 1 ipv it I! >: I \ M Vi' • in* tii iv 10:55 .V• Is I r • f,i V It -2:r>o p. M. i. •*. • jiis MviP <i *i v it •>: p M. j J s I L: ... Oak (• ilv tf' M:IS P. M. v ' : ,mv drill r .. .. .. ■]: !0 •’ M v V*t v ir ' ivm , n;i *i fl .i. \ t .... .... A. M |i.i r C ir rn - < ttoou h t • J icki..vilh*. P o-jt tor U.Min-**** <*k fik this Train arriviuir | *P 'y rk onlv t 10:T) PM. r • • it Hrn riaily at 10:W P M. ! Is ; iru -taiok ... A M ! A ; i Sivjifinah. S:‘2‘ A. M j Mir rs fiM’ti M;KNn Oy 'I mil R. S:00 V 'I j li**i‘i coMM'Tt at .J<* uu'vith fr.ii'i 4 nr Klnrhla. Pan j smi _■ ••** fro a F!ri'!;i oonnoot it ,1 -up wit tMiin j arriving in via. <,n at 4-80 P. M. .U'GOM M - D ATION TIDIN’. (EASTERN DIVISION.) -Le tv.- Savannah i M oulay. Wednesday and PfiH.avi at 5:50 A. M. Arivt*at J su; (Afoocl.iv. Wdn-'shav and K*ida\) at ' '.. .12:30 P. M. Arrivt at l-.wton M.n<lav* U e<lne(*day awl s'rida*.) :t ' ’. 7.W P, V. li<*aVi* Isiu toM ( I*u *s!.iy. Tluifsdav and ■ iirday at *. 5:40 A. >1 I-t*av. f. r-iip ( n- silav. Thnrsdav and S iMf-j da i at ' 12:40 P M. Arnv Mt Stv *n ah (Tuesday, Thnr-dny a ,x Biitii.fla% ) ir . . . .5:43 P. M. AC OM MO RATION TRAIN. WF* (WESTERN DIVISION.) 1. 1 vc i• v, inn Tin t :-v i xnptK.) 7:1*5 A '! A■ ’ iv, at Vil 10-1 i. * ■ ' 0.-:n \ M Ar iv<> ai Qiiintnt) “ I0:AJ '. M Ariivo „t iti-mi.i-vtllc • 2:1 P M Anive at A Hi-, i v . “ r .(V • Albany. * k * B:‘s A. M. I-oave Thonia-ville, ** 2: 0P M. Leave Oiiitinan. k * 4:15 P. M. Lavt Vahtosta. “ P V. Arrive at Lawton. “ 8:05 P. M Connectinffat Albany with Train on western Railroad leaving A!’ any Sunday. Tn' l- day l Thnrsd.iv nn I arriving: it A'banv M**nday AV '-rlnesdny and Fri ay. Tr;iing no Tirunswh k and Albanv Railroad h ave Junction (No. 9. A. and (i R. R.) for |banv ■° n Mon lav. Ve inedv and Friliv, at 11:00 A M., arrive from Albany y, Thuixlay and Saturday, 2 49 P. M. Mail Sraim*rl eaves fur Apalachicola Thursday, at 8 A.M. ’ 11. S. HAINES. Genl. Sapt. DARIEN. GEORGIA, SATURDAY MORNING. BRESNAN’3 EUROPE! HI gmtty&l&gSß&M L. N 15C, l’>B IGO mid 12 “RYAN STREET, AXX Air r - - - GEORGIA. T' T E Proprietor havinir comp’eted th(* n-anrv nrditioiiß *nd imp’ov*ments. can now offer to hi* truesis all th comforts to be obtained at other hotels AT LESS THAN HALF THE EXPENSE. A RKSTAIHANTCs TIIL EI IMIPEVN PLV\ llhs hei n added where unesls can.nl nit Imirs. order whatever can be obta in <1 in llae market. Ko3m3,with Board $1 50 a day Determined to he outlinin' by n ffb is n> trial, ronfid-nt that complete HUtisftaction vviil b. . “i vel>. JOHN imiLSN \ Sppl9-ly Piopjiilo;-. FALiTaND WINTER, 1874-5. EDWARD J. KENNEDY, MERCHANT TAILOR -120 Broughton street. Savannah, Georgia. Invites the attention of big former patrons and the pub ic in jreuernl o his new ge.leet- and rk **f fi e Knrlish and Fretn h I)ig<ujrtlH, < Hs-imers and Fancy VcMiiijja. iili f the eh- icest oods arl.ip and t ’he st asn. which will be made up f.o order in ilir most approved fa*bions. Ad warranted a? repretn nt-ed. S pl9lv WALTER A. WAT, ATTO H N K Y AND Counsellor at Law, AND MAL ESTATE mm. I) UIiKX. (i A ILL pnr'ic* ill the pelin-Coiirl< of hcon?, * ri solM' (• tosh C’aiii-h n. <;!v n. W yin .\j | •I. Tilt a H Ltherty a"d B *yai v'so in the! • r.il ( v airfs in eases of Bank upicy. Jkr. Pvir icu ar /Moti "*v* n i* the colhcrion of { i'm-. and the* ex tutil:.t:ion o‘ Lui.d Till- s. Npft 2(3-y- NOTH E •<>-vS! IN. K .• the STK. O iHKIK ft |>t ii * K 1.-- • I !*.. t ll :'nd fe* -lei; 21. 1874 mI 'j !l ; s P- !(!'('!.! P i KIJ on tin wnol jii •. ■ - s., k #} i|| i) at tile ii kof it- o.Mn is •r ! .1 II MIT . i Si ! f (I 1 till r ( ; , -j? ? miur- r? ;*■ a ... - m Ihmr s srj% - , * r *SS S • ** * • FFi.i B■s pt f s w -ft ■i" t. th ptiidic. ' >p ci ! tr. ti n vt-n !o .-• vs .: 1. Xj i\ . ii ich •• ton 7/ ■- a 11 ! •' idiffi I{A :i {jC • !’. '‘it :u' i.A ll Uk 11 ■>a!Ml y ; : ;l\. | \ v \ snldiiion- hav • l>"i n md in Pis h r.\< • <m? th*- past •• nili. .inti the Propii- n ak >' asu in : • lie. t liir dill I ATtiON’S A > !> El> ! 1 N'DS ,r to d’ v-br> and... > FTRnT.C LASS er *m oda ’:• s | ;.t he is ready los.ili L i.-ii.i-il ti e hdit.W i* e tat • : Bo m! id lode? L r pci* month 00 Tal*h* Board ** * Pto, r*| and lodvi r “ wi*k 10.00 j ll ..td * k * p.-rl;o 2 DO Lo(l r > j A. H. CARR, Proyriehor, M. CO TV7 V xL Clerk. "and. i\ in nn7 BANKER & BROKER, 1 Brunswick, Ga. jy Y 8 AND SKT.I.S KXC ANG*•' ON Ni-v Yi*rk. ■ I > s,-;VHnn h, Bii'iitn. itnd Plnhi i-’jihia. at in'-isl min ki t r t.". itii.vs unit si‘l s Goiii nnd Silver ili(l 1 urnm c:.i P-pi-r I ‘liti—l allow, and on spi ci.-it di-posits C'lth-ctinns prnmpi v Hlu-mii and In. nI 1 1 ii J -< i liciti-il. A|‘>l jo-lT Mclntosh I’cunlj !i|) ic! 00l THIS M lIOOL V 11. OP! N VT •S',l3 School Horse j on the Hhltre. at 9 o’clock a. m . on M.*NDAh 19th day of Oclob r 1871, under chatg- t i r.\ ?;i>.\ n H ' eM.rs, EM iad jia*. MassC l.ll'FOIiD ST.\> FOM O, is? t.: . li*' t,lisle s , I,‘si l a 'll ' p-"‘ m (*ii- 1 id 1 tn rp ,>t uti . upils w tii sui h * o .a- 1 111, ' ha vi. For hi: tlmr ,i icn! rs avp’* * ’■ 1 ' • n Ih B..:,rrt E N EGI.AY. A. : M. L. M F RSJI N, I G. M If V B.uns ick. Ga | I) oirn tin. MFRSHCN & MAPEY. ATTORNEY- A'i LA YY. tT’XL 1 practi-'P in all the Onur aof th. Bill' s'' ; <k " Circuil Hud McTnto-h iu ‘lie ilii'leru Cmuit. Dart mi and Brunawlck mado asptcialty. May 22-lV- WtW. SHENCK. TOOT & sios maker! i'\R EY, GEORGIA IS NOW pre ar and to do my s rf c*f walk In the Boot Hint Sh e line. ustom-nvtdf b fnri>!*ti ed it r rsoiiMlih* pile s Shop ui B. Pfeiffer I*, 1 *, op o si e Matrnolia lloiire. May 3D Pu nam’s USIER7 STABLE, DAK! 5..N & U;U\S Vlt K, tA . A. TANARUS, PUTNAM, Prt’r. Mua‘ 2-lf, islSl BURN EY , P LAST EU Elf & Jl HICK LA YE 11 Is prepared to do plain and ornamental nlasteriiig. BRICK WORK —AND ilouxt- |)iii;4i|i< iii style at • slioti notie -. DA it!Km, OKOUdU. BURR WINTON7 CONTRACTOR AXD RL'I LDEIt, DRUNSAYK K, (IA I>L-NS and Spi cifiiations Cniniphcd on short no - ticc. ill ciniiij.n PM'ivct Knildiiii's in every style. A'so Mlpertl'K lid B.i rlii.ps at reas liatile p in s, A‘l uiders i, It w llli the firiii .! Atwooda & Av r , D,r eii, Ga., wi.l be altumled to with p M i;. July 4 if. Me Robert Gig illiat, ATTnkXKY AT LAW, DA WEN, GA. • I >ll Mi’ ; ATT 1 I >\ ciV'-n toal lppil htisines I hi ii„ K-isti rn i-iift Bruri >cs i iieulis, in and i ■ ■ I mi. il Sia'i— Courts at n :|i. A jird i's—" v. C’MiDYLAk • 11 DIMS ! ’ . ' t } 1 j LAI I . prx-wj K (iE I.GIA. |FKI ’K—Cor- W c •st-'. and r 'rftinc*stv , i s:’ p., ‘V -r l-r -i and s B ain A L'. W'li |l*M C*l r ill the COU ti so the B IHIrVVi k C rcuii and lie cty i t arun. >.a. AUjr l*!y ", tr^oftrAE, A:T -R • tAT r fi W I) NOTAiiY I’l'liUr. DM! EX ------ OEOHdIA. e iii iii Brnnsvlek n a-'ei u ‘ ir- I" lr, n- so! ei o'. uP ce next and," r ii 1 (.'li irelifl's auire. I'- I!. WING 7 , tr • > r, Yf\ ?vc.-svrT Ar . < *... o . i :■ * u /v >i r . ■ V* TioiUei' aod lumber, f s fit y f olicits pat/er. "= e GA. i Dr. SPA . •: KENAN DM.U.X. GA. . • pp:-r> ; ,|es ■ r ret •’ e-liz l f 1 • . ~i- . ' v tf -i* n- .< a•"! hours reel 1,.-11 eo-,. • ■ .’■!,■ W i(*■• i 'Ui, r . 8 i; / , t ; \ T > f z v w. is ‘ •- i IN : MEASURE}: AM L\ ■] it V O. or Timber end Lumber. !;<■< •<•: liilly soli, ;t S J auo.iags. I aHI KM. - - • Of.OßfclA 'T \y\g Af*r o r nn . EWbi-: gs*jU,, COMM I % MI CHARTS AND pm ' CENTS N. . 4 • .CUR .11 : ; v RKE r. t Louis Missouri. n■i t'. I ’. r-f -*■ 1 i *' • pu - •In •* r.n orrh**. .r.t! I*l < c i* ty r-d F*rm*i£r im; m ! -t . i l ?#*ll T *■ -ov had a lone *x • (* . ’■M pSKS n I)R. ti niGNSX , > ,‘K O'!.-: ’>(!! . f.'-.i 5! o £•>•.'.' !'S, >r<)‘'|tp' f 1’ t-.-r ■ , ih j) i*'" , ; . f • - f.:: !ii l>i icr ; -'".it G - * - ’ fiisCiisps *J' 1?t si ml IVvpt'i . . p., ■ -i-.fl’ : ini* Imm a- e.f the ■’/•* . r.\ . vr :i et! te c..!l on P • fiT t ' ■*’ : v nrt y A l < ; • I.' dif -.nets ;it. 1 ..’tf • ’ *. A ril *?u—l \ ( : iilili' ( hick t \ ? . v .:. !..I t’b' . lure * ' k >ji ;• ii i wild of f* t‘ r** 1 E t 'y t‘ li ft . ''l'- t f r’tu. Th* ar tin* iH*f* ejnek* i,s u. rhif * UiiMr. nnd ar* b- tt r tkiMii other breeds ior ia}ii e^ r . Call and u look al them. L. ECKMAN & CO. FRESH ARRIVAL. -\4’E have just r. Celved a iaree assorment of * I • ODi 8 i,| every description and var ely. DI:Y GOODS, GROCERIES, CLOTHING, BOOTS AND SHOES Atul (.verytliiii-v usu.-ily kept in a tirst-eluss t GENERAL FAMILY STORE. Citizens of Darien, look to your nt( ri-st nnd Imy from ns. We sell CHEAP aiid f r CASH. Come every l>-ly and exnmine our Gooib. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. L. ECXfVIAN & CO., • RO.'.D STREET. DARIEN, GA. G S’ iitlltli dS' the Ridge fr eof .|. . Oct3 3m jnM£l;ll GObTTK, Ur.derta’ ers’ Ware -Boom, 137 Bn n iMru-t bttwi-un Bull and Wliitikt-r, SAVANNA It. GEORGIA. I Fl'.F. AND WKLL SELECTED STOCK . V SI. iiil.ic Miitrij-onv. Whliiii. Omim and ;nnl -.iiiiiM'.: (’i fjii!-. Coi ii Pltv* uiml TrimmiiiKH 1- I I, ll.ii (I X i.iii i iif i i’nrri.iir -fl fiinii.hud fur fn ii., ,!h. lor c;n fl f r prflfl-rvin.i r: mniiifl in th iv;• iini-nr uifli.ttT. If'Hiii i,fl difl'iit-ir' (L h* x-it. Til -*iipp- Order. I'-oui itn- c, ili.tr' |,ritnptly at i::.cii fi P r ... t‘ m: it "viu in all ord, r., ... C ui.. In- tonnd a j. } iiuc ai thu .: art:-room a. 8 pltt-i Sdßrnah Machine Shops and Ri vi LLil WOK It' MCXAHAN, PA?,BY & C0 M MA( HINT STS, ENGINEERS, SOILER FvIAKERS, [RON AND BRASS FOUNDERS. C r,r uf Han o*<i Rundc’pi, Streets, Kasteev Wcaeves Savannah. Ga. .'-.1! '(in(lh of Castitigs made to order. En oj n-s, Boiler a. Threshing Machines, and aljl kinds of Machinery mr.de nnd repaired. Wrought Iron Pipe and Pipe Fittings, front j o:i inches, constantly <m hand. ot!ft-5m CHART El GASSMAN7 MERCHANT TAILOR, NO. 2- X Vr’UITAKKR MBKET, N.\V VNN Si!, - - - I.F.OKGI.V rj >s ifo rrav’ D from new \okk C'LOTIIS. r WSIMKRS AND V E STINGS, iv idy to make up in v :• ■/' ay latest style, i : c of '!■ l.i; o bli.-.lof ’ i'S l| i. • -ut C ! ■) ' : i v-v x. V/2XLi*- M KGNB, DEALERTN '■ if?•?, li’U'R and Ciga’s, 73 St. Jaiiiiu i ( iinrri-flfl Strci t-; Savannah Ga. May Ui-r&c. Cousin Sallie Dillard Outdone. Tlic- scene r> ported below occurred some years n_o before tne Circuit Court of PenuK. vania county, Va., in lie case of tbe Coin'iionwealtb vs. Cißsudv, on u cliti-g* of tuttlicMiis tabl iii-. TI e venue Ijoiny; empm eled and tlie jury soletnidy eliarj/ed In tbe clerk, t lie common wen til’s attor ney called, in snpp -it of tbe indict meiit, ti e* w.ttns=, Buck Biiatit; who, beinjr solemnly sworn Ibe triuU to tell, t.i stitie I as fulbius: Question I'V Hie common went It’s attorney—T-il all yon know about Hie ci.tuny of the pro ecu’or by Cts sidy, tin- p i-“'n -r al tbe bar. Answer. W ell, yet tlemen, it was election day, ’tw.ua dark cloudy,Wet -ort of a di zzlv • av, and says It," my old woman, I b iii ve I wi.l yo town lo Rinayold and ’p sit my vote. Vnd says my old woman to me, web, Buck, as il is a sort of dark, cloudy, wet sort of adttzziy day, says site, hadn't you better take tne umbrill? Say 8 I to tbe old woman, I ‘spent I bad better tak“ tbe umbrill. So I took tbe umbr 11 and advanced on down mvitr is R im-gold, and when I yoi tliar Mr. Cole coined, ill 1 says lie, Uncle. Buck, have yon seed anytliiny of neighbor Hams? Says I to Mr Cole, for why? Says be, he’s got my nmlirill.” The witness was liete interrnp’ed by the court and t<>ld to coiifine tiun selt to the acttiiil fray b tween the prisoner mid C >le, tho prosecutor. In ansi'cr to this, the witness re marked, in a to„.e of indignant re monstrance: “Wi 11, now, Mr. Judge, you hold on, for I am sworn to tell ihe truth, and ]’m gwine to tell i 1 my own way —so ’mint while for you to say noth in’ about it.” Whereupon the common wen’t hV altornev, In icg anxious to ge t rid ol ilie witness upon any ter os, told hint G> go on ui.d till the story his own way. ‘-Well. I was goin’ on to sav, ’t-vns on i 1, otion day; Bm-I anan and Fdmn vas rntiiiiu for liu- L gi-'latui'e. and flflVK T to |||\ (dd Wi-lnai', I l-e'ii VO I’d ■yo down o Rti ’■gold, and ’p >eit my vote. Savs my old woman to me, sai s she. Buck, -is it is sort of a. dark, rainy, dtizzlv sort of a day, iiadn’t you b*tter t.ik*’ your nmbrill? says she. Sm s I to my old woman. 1 ’-pec; \ bad la to r take nmbrill; so I took the nmbrl! amt a !va> cad on towards Rig-gold lin'd I attiv that'. We|t, tbe tiri-t thing I did when I got there was o taken drink of Bm-eaiittan whisky, which was mon.-tc -us good, and savs I to myself, says I, o! 1 boss, you he' better now, don’t yon? And while I was advancing around. Me. Cole, be nine t > me, and says be. Uncle Buck, have \o . S'en anything of tnd neigh bor Harris? Says 1. fa-why? Siv.- he, the old cock has got inv nmbrill Alt* r i while I ’posited my vote, mid hen Mr. Cole and me advance ! back towards home, and Mr. Cole wa ightri that I ev< r seed him. Ano so we adv.it,ceil till we got to wlmr i tie road at cl i.fc ! i forked, and tuel lie pith, as anv other get tletmo Won and uinl : rti r tiil-ii cing a while wi •.ri iii to i .hi mi • Idior Ho ri i-- s t tin or it log with I In- it ii> In i . 1 on I is am. aim we ii tvni" e l >n till w - a-i v a' El - ja .’s house. E j hisin % mff w. ano tk- wi.-e Miii-inptitv. i e married my darter Jane, wloeii is in xl to Si Iv. Art* r wh ha i lifllvmiced to E tjih s uottse we stood in l. l -e yard a while a jaw in-r, and pr sen i !y two somoboby ’.■ ltd i p >na hors*', w idi was Johnson an i \v iii tield, Cassidy behind; Whit field and Kt.-tli v-assady being tio '-arrn*. Ki.di w**e dttink, and lie tied Mr. C"le got t<> cii-sin one aiioliiet iboiil pointix, amt 1 adiaui e I into •he house wliar was E j Ids wife, wh-eii is my darter Jane. WhIJ, m lei jawing awhile with em, my ittil net Ii w, says lie, Uncle Buck, let's g iioine. S i.ys 1, goo't, pop, so wi [ll geill olit log- fill I‘. Weil I go! lioine ali-l was at SllppiT, Wi en El jih r iv, -*ll < • s..\s to me, Uiclr Buck, *.’ve k tied a man. iS'ys J, t:e dtn-i '•at liave. An i Unit’s all 1 knoc ab ml the slabb ug, for 1 war, ts.ei *■.” fgc.V l’e .ns' I'aiiui seie -y ear oh was reproved tat-ly f*r playin.' out oo)' with hoys; she was too t>ig h-r i rat MOV. But, with ad iin.-iv imilde til o etc ,si e ripp'd ‘-'Ym- ,gi at ma, t. i b g. rwe grow the i> tor wt i • ’iii.’ Gi i, nol not: time t‘ hmk. teg 1 In a, w ire• o li cowsge it-?’ ask- and "W ii , lo"iv:i . 11 j in e a uii g pan ol in -k whn-i. lid bt it ili'cntty tv gar tug • \\ me no you git V-'iir •* i r ?” was in a sw-r. A tlio-.igi'liil silei.ee, In gain I roki •II : “Mat , do till ii v loin • p k*' •?” JfcCr' Wiieii a pels oi LnstOflt.nl rip in a Palis horse car no fare is collected by the drivei. Fair eaoujh! $2.50 A YEAR. A Good Indea. A benevolent fruit-raiser in Worces ter, England, was recently much an noyed by I be little boys who 6tole his peaches, after the manner of such small adventurers. He one day saw •a minute marauder go up iuto one of bis frees. He was ready for the emergency, for he had provided a targe stuffed dog which he placed at the foot of the tree, an I then retired a lit -le to watch the effect of hisstrat egv. The little boy having filled his stomach and his pockets with fruit, was about to dec-end, when his af hightened eye rested up the auimal. First lie tried 11 mdishtuents, viz; whistling, coaxing. Then lie tried -he sterner do<4Pa, viz: threatening, scolding. All was thrown away upon ttie stuffed dog, standing sternly there ami never moving his tail an inch to the right or left. The little boy had never seen a dog like that, and after awhile he understood that Hie peach tree must \fa bis dormitory f>r the night. The hours dragged wearily on. The stuffed dog looked bigger and bigger in the dark. There was a plenty of peaches, but where was the little boy to find appetite? In the morning the ow.,er appeared and the little boy how be happened to be in tbe tree. Alas! not in the least regenerated by his sufferings, ? e answered that he had been chased by ihe dog and had ascended for safe ty ! Why will little boys forget the liiiilling s’ory of Aunaiiias and Sap pltira ? And what must have been tbe mingled emotions of wrath, mor tificiitiou, and legs’ ache which ngita !ed that boy when he discovered tbe game which had been played npou his juvenile credulity! The Girls of the Period- We boast of onr system of edaca tion; we have female high schools, fe ni itu colleges, female medical schools and female heavens. Oar girls are refined, learned, and wise; they t;an sing, dance, play the piano, paint, t ill; French, Italian, and all the so t languages, write poetry, and love like Vennscs. They are ready to be cour ted at ten years, and can be taken from school and married at fifteeu, and divorced at. twenty. They make splendid shows on bridal tours can coquette and tl rt at the watering places, and shine like angels at win ter parties. B.t heaven be kind to tlie poor wretch who marries in the fashionable circles 1 What are t.he\ at. washing Hours? On !we forgot— nobody bus bare floors now, how vul _ar it w< u and be! What are they at making bread and boiling beef ? Why, •io\v thoughtless we are, to be sure— .hey wi 1 board or have servants. What are tht y at mending old clothes? B it ! In re we are again—the fashions change so often that nobody has old cloth- s but the ragmen ami paper-ma k< rs n->w. What are thryat wash.ng balm*' faces and pining up their tr.-ws. rs ? We repeat, we, have come io a point where young men hesitate ami grow old before they can decide whether they cm mury and afterward o ip ch ar of bankruptcy and crime. Wind is the eotw quence ? There are moit peixm* living n sing e life, .here unit leading a virtuous life? It is t me It l mot Ii rs to know that the • x iavagaiice they encourage is de structive to the virtue of their child ren; that all the foolish expenditure an-, i, siea-l of answering that end, umiingto destroy the*'institution of mm rume nliogri her. Rough on Mrs- Jinks. Henry Jinks Advertised, in a coun- U i pij. r, tor someone to elope witli iiis wife. He siiys llie person who >p lies “must he one. of a liealthy 1 n'!itntion, anti utile to do with but it tie i-!e p. A saih r would suit best —one that's been accustomed to big blows.” “Mv wife,” he says further, " as many good points lor a man who c nhl appreciate them. I cau ot. S e tan talk faster than light ning inn tiav. 1, and louder than a ruilroitfi whistle can scream. She • loesn’t care lunch lor the amenities, l>m is very powerful on the acceibi n> *of life. She would be a good as s s aut m a vinegar factory, she is so s mr, ami would be a noble com pan oii for a mun living in a country •via r. t' e:e are plenty of bears, she’s *< pi weiim m hugging. To any man who It ms l.ke enticing my wife io iup. wi! 1 1 him, 1 will pay fifty dollars 0..1 lhe > .\|an.Neof el peineiit. Should my Idt ssii g be consideted of any irn p.'rta .ce, I’ll t.hrow it in.” We 6fiould ike n> luur Mrs. Jink:;’ sitle of the ston ; that is, at a convenient dis tance, or with a moderate allowance of iOOlbCrl p. Tnis is tlie noest form of wed n_ invitations: ‘‘Come around au*l e me ctpinre a motLer-.n-law at 8 o’clock, sharp.”