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VOL. I—NO. 33. garicn f imlu-r ferttc, PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, uA RICHARD W GRUBB OFFICE IN PHILLIPS BUILDING. Subscription Rates, in Advance. For one year 42 50—Fdi nix monllis. .|t.so Club Rates: Five collies, eacli one year 2 no Ten •' or over, each one year 150 Advertising Rates ; !>!■••( SQUARE, 10lines space, first insertion. .$1 50 ' •*’ Each sobsequeht insertion.... 100 ►wr* ftpedal Ra/eelo Yearly ana Large Advert hers. Advertisements from responsible pnßl'cs will be p iblishcd until ordered out. when the tiille is not s rifled on the copy, and paynibht exfitted accord, inirly. . , . Communications Tor indivitiViu benefit, or of a personal character, charged as liv’Veriisements. Marriages, and Obituary notices not exceeding roar lines, solicited for free publication. When ex tending that space, charged as advethsements. dills lor advertisements due upon p-esentation after the first '-.sertion, but a spirit of commercial i Virility will be practiced toward regular pat rons. To avoid any misunderstanding, the above rules will be adhered to without deviation. All letters and communications should be address- Richard W. Grubb, IUUIEN, GA. PITY DIRECTORY. County Officers. Count!/ Commissioners— T. P. Poaso. Chairman. -T. P. Oilsuin, -Tamea Walker, Jam' a LiinklUon, H. 1,. Morris. 1.. Mclntosh. Thom is Gignilliat. Clerk It. O. ft. —Hr. S. Kenan. Clerk Superior Court— Isaac M. Aiken. Ordinary— Lewis Jackson. Sheriff— James K. Bennett, Deputy Sheriff— Alonzo Guyton. Receiver Tux Returns —Madison Thomas. Tux Collector— S. W. Wilson. Comfy Treasurer— E P. Champney. ■phe Commissioners meet fust Wednesday in each month. Municipal Officers. Ex-Off. Mayor— T. P. Pease. Hr.. Off. Aldermen— Jas. P. Gilson. James Walker, james T/icklispn, It. I/. Morris. 1,. Mclntosh, Thos. Gignilliat. Clerk am! Treasurer— Dr. S. Kenan. City Mure hell —Robert K. Carr. Murhor Mutter —0. I!. Stcadwell. Inspector General —E. S. Barclay. Police Court every morning at 12 o'clock. Port Wartime. —Isaac M. Aiken, John 11. Burrell, James G. Yount;. Coroner.— John 11. Burrell. U. S. Officers. Collector of Cue I out..* Ilrunsu'irk Dls/rit /-John T- Collins. Headquarters at Brunswick. Deputy Collector of Customs for Toi l of Darien— Chas. 11. Townsend. U.S. Mails. Postmaster —T). W. TTavis. The mail leaves Darien every Wednesday and Sat hrday at !> o'clock A. M.. for Mclntosh No. 3, A, A- G. R. !!,.. maKine close connections with tttitiistJning North and South. The. mail arrives from Mclntosh. No. 3, A. <fc G. ft. It., every Tuesday and Fiiihn evenintrsat So'clk. Mails close every Wednesday and Saturday at C . h'elock. Religious. Religions services at the Catholic. Church every Sunday morning. at. the Ktilgv. at halt-past ten o'clock. Father Pope, officialine Thee are relitriotis services at the Methodist 11. Chureli every Sahliath owning at 3 and S o'clock — ftev. It. M. Lockwood. Pastor. Religions services at the. Episcopal Clinch every Sunday morning at 11 o'clock. Rev. It. F. Chile, Pastor. R''!igion a services every Sahliath at 11 A. M., 3P. M. and 7 P. M., at the colored Baptist Chinch—Rev. It. Millin. Pastor. Religious services every Sabbath a* 11 A. M . and 3 I*. M.. at the Methodist Church (colored) —Rev. S. Brown, Pastor. Masonic. Live Oak Lodge No 137 meets first Wednesday in each month at their Hall near the Magnolia House. K. P. Champn'cy, W. M. A. E Carr, Secretary- CHANGE OFimlZr ® ***; M&Uf.iY, GENE'L SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE, 1 ATLANTIC AND GULF KAILIIOAI). > savannah, October 11 1873. ) ON AND AFTER SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12. 1573. Passenger Trains on this road will run as follows: EXPRESS PASSENGER. Leave Savannah daily at 4:30 P. M. Arrive at. Jesup daily at 8:15 P. M. Arrive at Bainhridge daily at 8:1.7 A. M. Arrive at Albany daily at thill A. M. Arrive at Live Oak daily at 8:55 A. M. Arrive at Jacksonvile daily at 10:12 A. M. Arrive at. Tallahassee daily at 2:20 P. M. Leave Tallahassee daiiy at 10:55 A. M. Leave Jacksonville daily at .i. 2;40 P. M. Leave Live Oak daily at 3:05 P. M. Leave Albany daily at. 3:10 P. M. Leave Bninbriiigu daily at, 4:30 P. M. Leave Jesup daily at 5:00 A. M. Arrive at Savannah daily at S’2o A. M. Sleeping Car runs through to Jacksonville. Passengers for Brunswick take this Train, arriving ht Brunswick daily at, 10:30 P M. Arrive at Brunswick daily at. 10:30 P. M, Leave Brunswick 2:30 A. M. Arrive at Savannah 8:20 A. M. Passengers from Macon by M. and B. 8:00 A. M., train conned at Jesup with Wain for Elorida. Pas sengers frdn>*Florida connect fit Jesup with train arriving ih Macon at 4:30 I*. M. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN. (EASTERN DIVISION.) Leave Savannah (Monday, Wednesday and Friday) at 6:50 A. 51. Arrive at Jesup (Monday, Wednesday and Friday) at 12:30. P.M. Arrive at. Lawton .Monday, Wednesday and Friday) at LOO P, M. Leave Lawton (Tuesday, Thursday and Sat tifday at 5:48 A. 51. LeaVe Jestip (Tuesday. Thursday and Satur day) at...:;;..... 12:40 P. M. Atnve at SaVatlnah (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) at 5:15 P. 51. ACCOSIMODATION TRAIN. (WESTERN DIVISION.) Lawton (Sunday excepted).. 1:25 A. 51. Arrive at Valdosta. “ 0:33 A.M. Arrive at Quitman, “ 10:54 A. 51. Arrive at Thomasville •* 2:40 P. 51. Arrive at Albany, “ 7:00 P- 51. Leave Albany, •• 8:15 A. M, Leave Thomasville, “ 2:10 P. M. Leave Quitman, “ 4:15 P. M. Leave \aldosta, “ 5:38 P. M. Arrive at Lawton, •* 8:05 P. 51. Connecting at Albany With Ni . lit Train on South western Railroad, leaving Albany Sunday, Tuesday ® n .d Thursday and arriving at Albany Monday, " odnesday and Friday. "rainp on Brunswick and Albany Railroad leave Junction (No. 0, A. and G. It. R.) for Albany on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at 11;00 A. 51., and arrive from Albany Tuesday, Thursday ahd baturdav, 2:4!) P. M. slail Steamerl eaves Bainbiidge for Apalachicola every Thursdav. at 8 A. 51. H. S. HAINES, Gefll. Smit. 'e®! 4 Id . A#- . y u i 0 |HI Cpr^3otto FALL AND WINTER, 1874-3. EDWARD J. KENNEDY, MERCHANT TAILOR, l‘2(i IJronghton stree!, ixnxnmnh, Georgia. Invites the. attention of his former patrons and the public in general to his new selected stock of fine English and French Digdunls, Cassimers and Fancy Vestings, all of the choicest goods adapted to the season, which will be made up to order in the most, approved fashions. Ail goods warranted as represented. Bcpl9-ly WAITER A. WAIT, ATT () R N E Y AND Counsellor at Law, AND RIAL ESTATE AGENT, DARIEN, GA. TX7ILL pi'aetico in theSnperiorCourfs of thecouu- Vt ties of McTntosh. Camden. Glynn, Wayne, Ap pling, Tattnall, Liberty and Bryan. Also' in the Federal Courts in cases of Bankruptcy, &c. Particular attention given to the collection of claims, and the examination of Land Titles. April 20 — NOTICE. pONSIGNEES ol the ST!L CARItTE will please V ' take notice that on and afier July 2d. 1874. all goods MUST BE RECEIPTED on the wharf, and all goods stored will bo at the risk of the owners or consigecs. •T. 11. SMITH, June 26—tf. * Captain Str. Carrie. J. B. L. BAKER. M. D. LAFFERS Ids professional services to the ptihlie. V / Special attention given to diseases OF CHILDREN, SEi- I Alls presented first of each month. July 11-ly. MAGNOLIA HOUSE!! DARIEN, : : GEORGIA. AT ANY additions have been made in this house •'* during the past month, and the Proprietor taken pleasure in saying to his old FA TIU>NS A.A f) F ll JEX DS ?uul to all who desire FIRST-CLARS .‘fcro'ninioil;!- tions. that he i* ready to satisfy them at the follow* i lt rules : I'o.ird ananand s —£30,00 'J’iihle Board “ 25.00 Board and iodirii g " 1 ' week £ 10,00 Board ** “ per day 0.00 Meals each 75 ■ 75 A. S. CARR, Proprietor, M. CONWAY", Clerk. Mclntosh County High School, THIS SCHOOL WILL OPEN AT The School House on the Rvlge, at 9 o'clock a. m., on MONDAY, Hie 19th day of October, 1871, under charge of G A#DX! .H HHiIiCKS, riiitrip.ii. 3lsss ('LI FF< )R 13 ST A X FO i 1 1), A ssista tat. The trustees desire the prompt and punctual at tendance of all pupils with such hooks as they may now have. For further particulars applv to the Chairman ol the Board. 15. S. BARCLAY, Octl7-tf Chairman. Savannah Machine Shops and 1501 LEU WORKS. MONAHAN, PARRY & C 0 MACHINISTS, ENGINEERS, BOILER MAKERS, IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS. Corner of Ba / and Randolph Streets, Eastern Wharves. Savannah, Ga. All kinds of Castings made to Older. En gines, Boilers, Threshing Machines, and nil kinds of Machinery made and repaired. Wrought Iron Pipe and Pipe Fittings, from to 3 inches, constantly on hand. OctlO-3m P.M. LOCKWOOD & CO., COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND PURCHASEMG AGENTS No. 404 NORTH SECOND STftEET. St- Louis, Missouri. - Speciall attention given to the purchase, on order, of Grain, Flour. Bacon, Machinery and Farming Implements, in all which they have had a long ex perience. Sef>26 3m GOODYEAR & HARRIS, A TTORXEYS A T LA W, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA. / iFFtCE—Corner Newcastle and Gloucester et’rs., * ) over Drug store of J. S. Blaiu & Cos. Will practice in all the counties of the Brunswick Circuit and the city of Darien, Ga. A tut. 1-ly. DARIEN, GEORGIA, . SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 5,1871. W!V. BHENCK. BOOT Sc SHOE MAKER, DAI'IKX, GEORGIA. {S NOW prepared to do any sort of work in the Boot and Shoe line. Custom-made boots furnish ed at reasonable prices. Shop at. I!. Pfeiffer's, oppo site Magnolia House. .May 80— * Putnam’s UVERV STABLE, i) UUE\ & BIUNSWIGK, GA. A. T. PUTNAM, Prt’r. May- 2-tf. IU RR WINTON. CONTRACTOR AND JIIILDER, BRUNSWICK, GA. [>LANS and Specifications furnished on short no 1 tice. Will contract to erect Buildings in every style. Also superintend Buildings at reasonable prices. All orders left with the firm of Atwoods & Avery, Darien, Gn., will be attended to with ,:is patch. Julv i tf. W. Mobert Gigailliat, ATTORNEY AT LAW, D/UHEN* GA> { jRO.MP l ATTENTION given toalllegal husines 1 in the Eastern and Briin-wick Circuits, and i the United States Courts at Savannah. April 25—ly . ' L. E. B. D LCfcRME, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. DARIEN, GEORGIA. AJTILL practice in the Brunswick and Eastern Cir " cuits. Patronage solicited. Office next door to Wilcox & Chnrcbill-’s store. July 4-1 y. Dr. SPALDING KENAN, DARIEN, GA. /"YFFERS his professional service to the citizens of G Darien and vicinity. lie can be found at i’ll hours and ,y and night. id his office on Screven street, next door to Mr. Wilcox’ dwelling. As;;. 8-1 y. Game Chickens. l T. PUTNAM, has at his stable in this place. ‘* • tlie pure Mark Sumatra Game ( Jjjekeiis, and offers to sell Eggs to any one wishing lo raise from. They are the best chickens for this climate, and are hi tter than other breeds for laving eggs. Call and take a look at them. THE PULASKI BAR —AND— RESTAURANT! BROAD STREET, OPPOSITE THE MAGNOLIA HOUSE, DARIEN, GEORGIA. fJMiE undersigned would inform his friends and i the public that, lie has filled up the above House, and is now prepared to furnish Meals to the travelling public, at all hours, day or night, at short notice. Special attention will he given to private parties, and Suppers furnished, such as GAME; OYSTERS IN EVERY STYLE, FISH, PORTER- HOUSE STEAKS, AND ALT. AT The Lowest Übssibße Prices. The Bar is stocked with good WINES, LIQUORS AXD CIGARS! MILK PUNCHES and other FANCY* DRINKS made a specialty ami served in first-class style. I will in Hie future, as in the past, make every effort to please all who favor me with their patron age. M. CONWAY, Oot3l-t.f Agent. New Slore. New Goods, New Men i ATTENTION EVERYBODY! COLEMAN Sc COLL AT Having inet finished and equipped their new store on Broad street they beg leave to invite the atten tion of tlie people of Darien and surrounding coun try to their well selected stock of BRIT GOODS, GROCERIES, HATS AND CAPS, BOOTS AM) SHOES, and everything usually kept in a general variety store. TIMBER MEM FROM TIIE UP COUNTRY will find it to their advantage to give ns a Call when they bring timber to this market. OUR GOODS ARE ALL NEW AND FRESH and families in Darien Would find it to their advan tage to buy their supplies from 113. WE GUARANTEE PERFECT SATISFACTION to all those buying goods from ns. CALL AND EXAMINE OUR GOODS. COLEMAN & COLLAT, OctSl-tf BiiOAD STREET, DARIEN, GA. AN ORDINANCE 7o In ei'lit led an Ordinance In provide foe tin Prelection of Public and Pricatc lie filings. Tree if, ‘and far other Tn eposes. SucrsoN 1. The Bonrcl of Uor.nty Cotn . _ linssioners ( xcivising jiuiMlictieii in the City of Darien do ordain, mid if is here by ordiiiin and by the authority of the same, that from mid after the passage of thin ordi nance it shall not be lawful for any person or poisons to affix or paste tiny paper or ad vertisement upon any public wall, fence building or tree in said cit.y being public or private except in the usual place used for that purpose for any matter of a public na iure, or in such place as they shall be per mitted so to do by any private individual, ihe owner or lessee of such private building, and except also by permission obtained from the Chairman or some member of the Board or of the Marshal of said City of Darien, under a peualty of SKI and imprisoned for the space of live days; and in no case, shall the city buildings or fences or walls be used for such purpose except by some officer of said hoard or city for the purpose of pub lishing some notice emanating from his or their respective office. The imprisonment being in the po#*r of the Chairman or act ing Chairman pro tempore to remit upon payment of fines. Sec. 2. And he it further ordaiuSd, &c That any person or persons who shall deface or cause to be defaced liny public or private wall, fence, building or tree box by figures, letters, marks or devices with any' chalk, pencil, ink, paint, knife, or by pasting, slick ing, or fastening same upon any place afore said with the consent of the owner or occu pant shall, on conviction bo fined in a sum not tofexceed $lO for each offence, whether said premises be the property of the city, State, county or United States by actual ownership or lease, or the property of any private person, action to he upon complaint of the injured party or otherwise. Sec. 3. And it is further ordained, Ac., That any person or person who shall cut break, fell or otherwise injure or destroy, or injure any shade tree or other tree (except upon 1 iis or their individual property and not useful for the beautifying or shading of any street, lane, or other public place in said city) shall on conviction be lined in a sum not to exceed $1(1 for each offence, and itn ■irisonmcd for ten days, and no person shall hurl, throw, pitch or east, any stone, brick hat, shell, or other thing of like nature against or cm, or into all trees, free box. railing, fence, wall, house, building, or in any street or other highway in said city, upon pain of like penalties, the imprison ment being in the power ot the Chairman or acting Chairman pro tan., to remit upon payment of tines. Sec. 4. And it is further ordained, Ac , That air- person who shall tie or hitch any horse, mule or other animal to any tree, tree box, or pump, the property of the city of Darien, or to any tree, tree box or fence being private property (unless by owner's permission) shall be guilty of a misdemea nor and bo subject to a line of not to exceed ten dollars. iSj: \ 5. And it is further ordained, Ac., That any person, the master, mate, owner, consignee or any atlachee fit' any v -sscl or boat, who shall at any time, without per mission, discharge and deposit any ballast >; rubbish of any kind on any public dock or wharf in said city shall be lined in a sum of not to exceed 820. Provided, such per mit, so obtained, shall be given by the City Marshal, acting under the instructions of the Chairman of Board or of the Chairman Committee on Docks and Wharves of the said Hoard setting forth the exact spot and the quality to be so deposited. Sec. 6. And be it further ordained by the authority aforesaid. That all ordinances or parts of ordinances militating against this ordinance he and the same is hereby repealed. Passed by the Board of County Commis sioners September Otli, IS7I. ■SPALDING KENAN, Nov7-9t ' Clerk and Treasurer. D. B. WING, MEASURER AND INSPECTOR —OF— Timber arid Lumber, Respectfully solicits patron age- DARIEN, - - - GA. Miy-2-om, T. O. BROMLEY, PRACTICAL TINNER, COPPER-SMITH, Mill and Steamboat Jobber, Has permanently located here. With twenty-two years experience, (in the Canadas, and every State in the Union. East, West, North and South), he feel* confident that he can do any work that is given to him. He has also had two years experience in the jewelry business, before commencing the tin, and will repair clocks, watches, &c. T. ('. BROMLEY, Oci24-lt Next to Ilaws & 'lyler’s. WILLIAM HOME, DEALER IN Wines, LiquDfs and Cigars, 73 St. Julian & 154 Congress Streets; Savannah, Ga. May 16—tim. DISSOLUTION OF t’OI'AKT.YF.RSHIIN milE FIRM OF ATWOODS & AVERY is this A day dissolved. J. A. Atwood is alone author ized to collect accounts due the firm. -T. A. ATWOOD. W. 11. AVERY. Jr., J. A!. ATWOOD. W. H. ATWOOD, G. E. ATWOOD. Darien, Ga., October 9, 1874. COPARTNERSHIP NOTICE. r pilE undersigned members of the old firm of i Atwoods * Avery have formed a copartnership under the firm name of J. A. A 1 WOOD & BROS., and will do business at the old stand of Atwoods Avery. A liberal share or the public patronage is solicited. J. A. ATWOOD, J. M. ATWOOD. W. 11. ATWOOD, G. E AT WOOD. Darien, Ga., October 9,1874. HAVE your damper in your pipe as near the chimney as possible, the more heat you save. Made by T. C. 15ROMLEY'. lIOV7-H Mr- Smiley’s Gnu* Max \do!it !'•. lutes this slorv: Remdi'lv if occurred to Mr. Smiley, of D.ubeV; lliat it would be a good thing to go out to sco if ho couldn’t shoot :t mbit or two. He always kept, his gun loaded and ready in the coi ner of the room, so he merely shoul dered it and weld out. After a while lm saw ti ml b t, ami, taking trim, he pulled til-;- trigger. The gun failed to go off. Then lie pulled the other trigger, and the cap snapped again. Mr. Smiley used some extreme lan guage, and then, taking a pin, he picked the In']". 1 s of the gun, primed them wrfTi a little powder, and started again. Presently he saw .another rabbit, but both caps snapped pgain. The rabbit did not see Smiley, so lie put on more cape, and they snapped too. Then Smiley cleaned out the nipples again, primed them, and fired the gun off at a fence. Then the caps snapped again. Then Smiley became furious, and in Iris rage he e xpended forty-seven caps in an effort to make the gun go off. Wheff the forty-sev enth cap missed also; Smiley thought that there might, perhaps, bo some thing the matter with the inside of the gun, so he tried the barrels with' his ramrod. To his utter dismay, 1 o discovered tlpit both barrels were empty. Mrs. Smiley, who is nervous about firearms, had drawn the loads without telling Smiley, for fear of making him angry. If there ban been a welkin anywhere about, it would probably have been made to ring wit h Mr. Smiley’s excited denunciations of Mrs. Smiley. Finally, however, he became cooler, and, loading both bar rels, he started again after rabbits. He saw one in a few moments, and was about to fire, when ho noticed that there were no caps on his gun. He felt for one, and, to his dismay, found that he had snapped the last one off. Then he ground his "teeth and walked home. On his way there he saw at least six hundred rabbits. He has been out hunting every day since, however, with his gun in first rate order, and he has never lad eyes oil a solitary rabbit. Smiley is begin ning to think something is wrong in the government of the universe. — £."5?”Go(1 has never create ! a mind vet that can safely challenge combat with the appetite of drink. Earth Luts no ambition which is not engulpiied, no hope which is not blasted, no lie which is not broken, no sanctuary which is not invaded, no friend, no kinsman, wife or child, that is not. for gotten; no fibre of human agony which is not wrung. Minds of com moil mould will go through life with out excess, while those gifted with God-like powers, are smitten with weakness. The gifted author of‘Child Harold’ walked in tatters, and died at Missolodghi, Greece, of a drunken Y!e baueb. He who led the prosecution in the British Parliament against Hastings, was hurried to the grave to escape the clutch of his landlords— poor Charlie Fox! And the author of ‘Gertrude of Wyoming’ died a driv eling imbecile. How the ‘Gentle Elia’ wept over the habit that enthralled him—-how these tragedies of human individual history, of temptation and fill, stalk before us! The history of the best minds of weakness and ruin. Keep the Farm and Home Tidy'.— Somebody, we know not who, wrote, yenrs ago, the following good advice. Like other good tilings it comes to tne surface occasionally and will bear repeating: If you get a moment of time spruce up; put the gate on the lting* s, pitta little paint on the picket fence you built last year; trim up the door yard, make it, coozy and inviting. Do not saj r yon can find no time to attend to these things. The fact is, you have no right to be slovenly. It can do to good, but on the contrary it will mar your peace, wound your self-respect and impair your credit. Then, bv all means, spruce up a little, at odd times, and even at times too, for that matter. Jt will make you feel vastly better, and mabe a trille proud of your pretty homestead. Your wife and children will he made happier for it, your neighbors will he enriched, beautified and blessed by it. And your farm will be worth more money in the market and of greater value to you at home, if you spruce up a little now and then. jgg? Someone w rote to Horace Gree ley inquiring if guano was good to put on potatoes. He said it might do for those whose tastes had become vitiated with tobacco and rum, but be preferred gravy and butter, BgyThere are forty-five poet offices in the United States by the name of Washington, and yet. people will tell lies. j&sy My success is owing to my lib erality in advertising.—Bonner: 92.50 A YEAR. How Gunner Got a Speech* Adder tells this: Brown and Gunner; two politibians down fn my neighborhood,' were both invited the otln i day to address a meeting at ail agricultural fair, and both accepted. Brown D a very careful man, and ho always wiites oilt his speeches, and frequently reads them from the manu script; while Gil liner, who is ever ready, always pilches in without pre paration, and trusts to luck for the result. On the night before the meet ing, the two roomed together at the hotel, mid as tlu-y were going to bed, Gunner saw Drown place a roll of pa per on the bateau. After he got into bed, it occurred to Gunner that this must be Brown’s speech, and then a happy thought struck him. He wait ed till Brown began to snore, then he got softly out ol bed, seized the speech, mpt out of the room and went down stairs. He sat up all night learning the speech; as lie had an astonishing memory, lie had it by heart by breakfast time. Then Gun ner went back to bed for a short nap; and Drown had no idea that he had beeu absent. "When the meeting was opened, Gunner insisted on speaking first. As he began. Brown was sur prised to observe that Gunner’s speech began just as his did, and he smiled at the odd coincidence. Presently he ceased to smile, and began to be as tonished; then an expression of pain overspread his face; then he became hot ami mad; and finally, in a parox ysm of rage, lie leaped up and tried to stop Gunner, lint the audience took the part of Gunner, and called for the police. Then Brown sat down nearly choking with wrath, and when Gunner, after uttering the last words of Brown’s speech, coolly concluded by introducing Brown to the audience as the next speaker. Brown bounded up, and, shaking his fist under Gun ner’s nose, shrieked, “I’ll not make any speech after you, you mean, low life, uiutton-headed thief. But I’ve half a notion to murder you,’ and t lien he fled, amid roars of laughter from tha audience. Gunner and ho don’t speak to each other now. Social Equality—The White Trash. —“Epbrein, come to your mudderj boy Whar you bin ?” “Playing will de Whits folks’ chilnm ” “You is, eh ? See liyar; chile, you’l broke your old madder's heart, and brung her grey hairs in sorrow to de grave wi t yer reckltininess an’ carry ins on wid ebil ussoyashuns. Ilabn’t I raised you up in de way you should ought to go?’' “Yotk uni.” “Ilabu’t I been kine an’ tender wid you, an’ (reeled you like my own chile; when you is?” “Yet hum.” “Habu’t I re ezened wid yer, and prayed wid yer, and deplored de good Lord to wrap yer in his buz zum ?” “Yethum ” “An isn’t I yer natr’l detector and gardeen to’ do law?” “Yethum,” “Well, den, do yer s’pose I’se gwind to hub your morals ruptured by the white trash ? No, salt. Git in do house dis insten, atul cl I eber coteh yer municutiu wid de trash uny ino‘, fo do Lord, nigger, I’ll broke yer black head wid a brick.” “Yethum.” JU2“Soine writer of mure than ordi nary ability has pet petrated a piece of poetry which is certainly very ap propriate to this obituary, and for „he benefit of our readeis we give it in full: “Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note, As iis corpse to oblivion we harried ; Not a groan escaped a gentleman’s throat When ihe Radical party was buried. “We buried it deep in the dirty soil— So deep leey’ll ne’er uncover it, Unless some Radical boring for oil, By the dtariy-loved sent should discover it: “Its colt ! n was made of a ballot box, With white men's votes around it ; And it looked like a baboon taking its rest, With its linen duster around it. “Its carpet-bag we placed on its tomb, With Us paper collar within it; On that we laid its fine tooth comb. With a Jerusalem traveler upon it.” JCSPTjiuvyei'—“How do you identify this handkerchief?” Witness—“By its general appearance, and the fact that I have others like it.” Counsel (cutely)—“That’s no proof, fori have got one just like it in* my pocket.” Witness (innocently)—“l Don’t doubt that, as 1 had more than one of the same son stolen.” A. ♦' jfcA'A young blood at a hotel was requested to pass a dish near him. “Do you mistake me for a waiter ?” said the exquisite. “No, sir; I mis took you for a gentleman,” was the prompt reply. lehTA Danbury little darkey refused to go to church “kase ho didn't want io look there like a huckleberry in a pan uf milk.”