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Till: JOKER’S BUDGET. WHAT WF FIM> l> TIIK IHMOKOI'S PAPKUM. PEOK*B bai> hot. “Bv. will you do miss favor,” asked the bo i boy of the groccly man. as lie sat down on tin- soap I*>k and put Ids wet lv> on the stove. “Y , y-e-a,” said the grocery man hesi! 1 wigly, with a feeling that he was liald • to Isold. “If you will help me to catch the villain who bangs up those disreputable signs m front of my store, I Trill. What is it?” “I ward you to lick this stamp and pul it on this let*er. It is to my girl, and I want to fool her,” and the loy handed over lie- letter and stamp, and while the groc •t v as* was licking it and putting it on. the .My filled his pockets with dried pcni-ln-s oil! >! a box. “Th Hint's a small job,” said the greet ,-v r. i, ts he pressed the stampon the )eii r with Ins thumb and handed it back. Hut how are you going to fool her? “T ; i * (list business,” said the boy, as he h a,l V. • letter to bis nose and ! smell; it 1 th stamp. “That will make her to i You see. every time she gets a letter from me she kisses the stamp, because she tliinks I licked it. When she hisses this stamp and gets the fumes of plug tobacco, and stale beer, and lim bing cheese, and mouldy potatoes, it will knock her (loan, and then she will ask me what ailed the -‘am|., and I will tell her ! got you to lick it, and then it will make her sick, and her parents will stop trading here. Oh, it will paralyze her. Do yon know, sou smell like a glue f.ic tory. (josh, I can smell you all over the Store. Don't you smell anvthing tliat Hmcm fiponr'fl V Tim grocery man thought he did smell sons thing that was rancid, And lie looked around the store and finally kicked the hoy's boot off the stove and said, “ It’s your bools burning. Gracious, open the door. It smells like ahot box ou a caboose. Whew! And there comes a couple of my best lady customers.” The ladies came in and held (heir handkerchiefs to their noses, and while they were trading the hoy said, as though continuing the conversa tion; “ Y - , pn cays that last oleomargarine T got h re is nothing hut axle grease. Wli don't you put your axle grease in | a diiVeicnt kind of a package? The j only way you can tell axle grease from oleomargarine is in spreading it on panes!;- s. Pa says axle grease will spread. Wilt your alleged butter just, rolls right up and acts like lip salve, or ointment, and is only tit to use ou a pore—” At this point the ladies went out of the store in disgust, without buying anything, and the grocery man took a dried codfish by the luil and went up to the boy and took him by the neck, “(kill ! ist, yon, I have a notion to kill j you. You have driven away more custom from Ihi.s store than your neck is worth. Now you git,” and lie struck the hoy across the hack with the codfish. “That’s just the way with you all,” says the boy, as lie put lii.s sleeve up to liis eyes and protended to cry “when a fellow is up in the world, there is noth ing too good for him. but when lie gets I down, you nimil him with a c idtisli. | Hince pa drove me out of the house, and | fold me to go shirk for my living, I haven’t had a kind word from anybody, j My churn’s dog won’t even follow me, and when a fellow gets so low down that j a dog goes back on him there is nothing j left for him to do hut loaf around a | grocery, or sit ou a jury, though I know j more than some of the beats that lay ' around the court to get on n jury. 1 j am goiiift to frown myself, mid inv death will be laid to von. They will find evi dences of codfish on my clothes, and yon will be arrested for driving me to a suicide's grave. Good-bye, I forgive you, " and th > hoy started for the door. spwrrtNO tiiii mffrukpkie. “Wed, dad," he suddenly began, us he placed a top rail in place, “I'm twenty-one years old to-morrow.” “Y-e-s,” grudgingly replied the old inau. “Ami I'll lie my own boss.” The old man looked troubl'd, and it was a long three minutes before lie said; “Bee hare, Sam, I believe you have jumped ahead a year. ” “Can't be, dad. The date is down in the Bible, and in vour owu writing." " ’’L'ls, eh? Wall. I never got anything right within a month, and I reckon 1 let it run along three or four weeks before I put it down. We'll call it a mouth." “Not much! I’m going to work for Deacon Calkins to morrow.” “Maui," said the old mao, us he lei the maul down beside the rail-cut, “this ’ere fence has got to go up if it busts the country. I’ll have the time down to two weeks, and if you pitch in smart you can call mo old man after neon to-mor row. ” Sam agreed. It was better than work ing for jlii per mouth. —Detroit Fr< l Voiv AN Al.l’ilV’U ; UI.V WISF. FAWIim. Tie r-' is * farmer nl<; is V’s . l noiigli to make bis K's And study mem*- with his l’s And think of what lio C's. Ho hour- p chatter of the J’s V ■ h.-v ioh other T's And K'i tine when a trio l) K'i It makes a home for It’s. A ii -\ lie will t' s. r , haws slid (>'. A . ■ k S ho tt .; X Q' 'to. • .o. mg for his T's. In i , ;si- ail X [,'a, \ u ' “ ■ - t' l* l o‘s. And w h nli- ' . I.is sod liy spells. Ho afro mm - l-is tinso. it. t’. 1 1 t,,v i-i Whitehall 7'iiiicn a i. i•. .a. Here is a lev'-letter iudors and as mi thentic by tin.' GninsviUo (Ga.) Faglr: "Dearest Amelia—My love is stronger than patent butter or the kick of a youn . i.iiv, '■v-usa lions of exipi.site icy .“ 1 tlrrouo . in ' like cohorts of hits tnroi:-. i, a army cracker mul caper over luy hem : 1 ; , i- L ieg goats oi; a stable roof. If - 1 a- t’l I could hit myself bv ray K>.-: itraj ; >.i the height of a church steepl . or lik. .in old staperhorse ie a given p. tore. As the me n pilp '■: -■ in ', sweet milk, so do I hanker after y o * rese'.ce And as the goslin swimmet! iti the mini puddle, o do I swim in i s of (lelightfuluoss when you art near m My heart llo t s up mid down lik 'ai-Mini dasher and my eyes stand oven like c.l - doors in a country town, and if mv love is :: it r sdpr vm- and I will pine avi and die like a pci oned bed-bug, and •=* can come and catch a cold on my grave. NO CHAW IN THE AI R AT. “We can’t stand tliis sort of meat, sir. ’ said the spokesman of a delegation ol the crow of the steamship Louisiana to Capt. Gager on n repent trip. “What’s the matter with the meat ! inquired the captain of the steward. “Nothing at all, sir. It’ s * P*** 5 ® °* abin roast that I was obliged to send down be,cause the stock ot meat for the IT w ran short. It is fresh, tender meat idste it yourself.” CapU g.-j - ta-- “ it, and said to the spokesman of the dele gatiou: “I can see nothing the matter with that meat. It is as good as I get, and is very tender.” ‘‘Well,” said the spokesman, “we don't like it. There’s no chaw in it.” A FATHER'S ADVICE. Aa Old l.eller whlrli m Fromin.-til Alims? .Tln-chanl in Frond Of, Tlie following is a copy of a letter which a prominent and very successful ■ business man ot New York received j from his father when starting out in life. ; It is something that every boy should j read and preserve: My Dear Son: You are now starting : on the ocean of life, at your own risk i and to be guided pretty much by your j own steering, so that under Providence, i your future uncross, happiness and re- j spectability will depend upon yourself. ; By way oi' assisting you to shape out 1 your course, 1 shall make a few sugges- I lions in the way of adviee to guide you. j When you arrive at Mr. (who, by ; the by, is an old acquaintance of mine ! and an excellent man), you will deliver , him my letter, and as soon as j possible ask him to set you at j work. Anything you are at a loss about [ or don't understand, ask his direction i and do exactly as lie tells you, being j particular to do everything as lie directs, I and as neat and quick as possible. Should customers find fault at any | time, be very slow in contradicting them, j and then do it pleasantly, and always coax them to trade, for on that depends Mr. ’s success and your usefulness. When there art- no customers in, look around, dust off the shelves, counters or floor, and see that everything is in its place. Do not lie idle a moment, and upon no account absent yourself a minute from the store, at. least without his consent, and seldom then. Be par ticular in obeying his directions, and should he find fault at any time (which I am in liopoH he shall never have occasion to do), do not answer back. Above all things, be honest and never tell a lie. In all things show him that you are useful, and that you have liis interest at heart, and you may depend he will use you well and give you many advantages which will make your situation comfort able to yourseif and profitable to him. In so large a city you will meet with many temptations and plots to lead you astray, and that by those you least sus pect. T pray, ruv son, as you value your character, your health and your soul, do watch and pray against them, and the less you are out the better chance you will have lo escape them. When you have leisure from business, improve yourself as much as you can by si inlying and reading at home. By nil means attend church every S.iMndh. for more persons have gone astray and come to a miserable end by breaking the Sab bath and drinking than all other causes put together. Remember that. And as you were 1 niptized and hroiightup m the Presbyterian faith. I would recommend that you follow the same. I,ay not down Vour head lit night or raise it up in the morning without r.'turning thanks to and .ashing the hlcs.ing of Almighty God. Be particular with whom you keep com pany, for by your company von will be judged. Head these instructions frequently, and uiay God bless and direct you. Youn Aiu la rioNAru Father. VARIOUS KINDS OP DRUNKARDS. ail-11 M lio are llrnlii, all I In' Time mol All'll Wlio are >ncr Drunk. Home men seem to become drunk suddenly, giving no previous indication by thickness of articulation or unsteadi ness of gait; this being eoniAionly the case where mental excitement from other causes—as a heated discussion —prevails at, the time. The most dreadful and astounding cases are afforded by those unfortunate people who are never sober. How they manage lo survive so long as they do is a mystery. There are men who lnvvo been perpetually under the influence of liquor for twenty or thirty years. Of course, the brain must have nocome permanently injured, so that, we may infer that the drink these persons now take has little or no real effect on them, and that their State would be just the same without it. Others, again are systematic ami punctual drunkards of regular habits, men who take their quantum and are put to bod unconscious ' every night, yet are capable of attending to their daily business in the most ex traordinary man nor. These, as a rule, never exceed a given amount by so much ns intermittent drunkards—at any rate not so soon, for tin* inevitable conse quence is only a lift!-* longer deferred, i The writer knew mj old doctor in Jamaica 1 who used to aver that the climate was the tinest in the world. “Yellow fever, sir?” he would exohum—“ not a bit of it 1 A vulgar chimera I A malicious libel on us I The fact is, it's the vicious irrognla drinking lmbits of the people [ here that kills ’em. Look at me! 1 drink a bottle of brandy every night, ; and have done so for thirty years. I get tipsy seven rimes n \;jck. in an orderly i ami dee lit manner; mid Vytsjjever had yellow fever nor a day's Amt to ull appearance he was a tine Healthy | man of sixty live or seventy, with a beard as white ns silinv. Yet he was carried : off suddenly bv a trifling indisposition s incidental to the climate; and it was found on examination of his papers after ; death that his age was only fifty-two. It does not by any means follow, either, i that because a man is never intoxicated • lie niav not be drinking too much. Men employ;,! ip the greet breweries in ‘ Loudon, especially the draymen, con -1 sume an enormous quantity of beer. : The daily allowance which their em ' ol'yes give ih, m is a very large one, but :! vmi Ii - ill le -mw iv eto that; and the draymen, in addition, get j much gratuitously from the customers to , whom they .re always delivering the •; casks; so that ton or fourteen quarts is no exceptional consumption for one man; vet the y arc not drunkards, in the ... ii-.iarx so so of the term. The very nature of their work necessitates the employment of none hut steady men. strength being also a sinr. <)ua tio/i. I'iit if one of these mi should break a lii or get confined to bed from any oilier | r.echleiit, h is almost sure to got and hr dim 'mens; and n scalp-wound freqm ! kills him. Brewers’ men are uotori-m i : h,,-;pi als a- being the Moist eases to, operation, h, mg prone tm xhd i: all tin most dangerous complications wide letter the success of si; ■ goal tiv ment CVioi ibt Jou n Fouticai, Economy.—-A certain Con tinental Countess was interrogating her son’s tutor on the progress young hope ful was making in his studies. “ How gets on the Viscount?” son ..... •'Wonderfully well, my lady; iv are working hard at the sciences. T Viscount is particularly well up in chemistry.” “Indeed, ah ! then Henri, my ehild, do tell me what is dynamite”?” • Pardon, madawe, interrupted the tutor, but nowadays dynamite does not belong to chemistry. It is considered as a part and parcel of political economy. ” 7 “SMVINCIM^ Ili* EHUf’ly ever di'Acove.cd ai 11 certain m its an*l dosa irot blister. RKAD PROOF 1-0 W. Nvmj him 1.400 I>ollnr4. Adams, N. Y„ J? n. 30,188 ‘i. Dp. B J Kk.vdall A Cos., Gent*lXav* inK DB<l a ihl of your Kendall’* Sp*rin Cure Nfitb mucc-ijw, I thought I would let jou know what it ban tloat* for me. Two year* ago f ha>l as ly a eo’t w.s ever railed iu Jefferson <'oanty: When I w * breaking him, Da kioksd over the crow bar *ud rot (ant uud tore one of his hind iei!B all to |itees. I employed ths bew farriers, but they Mil said he was spoiled. H* had a very Iar 44 tharouthwpin. and i **i your Kendall’s Hpavio Cure, and it look the bunch ntirsly < ff, and he fcold after ward* for $1&0O 1 have used it for best FpHvmc and '-rind iraffs, and it liasa>- KajH cured ceaipletely and left the aoif otk. It ma ftideodid medieine Tor rheumatism. 1 have reaeaieiended it to a many, am) 1 buy ail say, it does the work, i was in Witkerington A fCnetlaud’H drug store, in Admits, the other day, end h:iw *. ver/ fine picture you sent them. 1 tried to buy it, butcoal'i not; they said if J would write to you that yon would send *ne one. I wish you would, and I will do you U the good l cin. Very ieijer.t ally, E. S. LTiAN. V 10m llae Akron I’oimiiercml, Ohio, of flfor. asia*, iss • Reader* of the CoMMKKCIAb oa i not well forget that a larga spine nai for yeirs been taken up by advr rlisu.hn*nts—t;i pMeicklly ofaedrfa'Ti Spavin Cure. W liave lid dealings with I) -. Kendall for many VQ*rp t and wo know of Home lan<e houses in citiesneir by, who huvj alwo dalt with him for many ve.ir, and th* truth i.* fully and faith full / jr veu, uot only rh-n h: is h f oo<] honest mao. and ihut this ted Spavin Cure is n and only nil that if, is reoiuiamended t he, btr ’hit the* Eoyl nh is not eapable of ruoairu u ting it tvo k i^nly Keudail’.i Sp’iviu Cure will euri’ • 1 lvinv. There are hundreds of caves in v.hleh that has been proven to our nertai.i know edge, hut. after all, if any person c >n!i :e> me fulness of tbiseeleUntted medieine t ettrlng spavins oloue, they ai *ke a hi is the b w *t Medicine known as an outward a rplieatifiu fur rhuunaati u ni in iLn 1 hucian fpTaily. It i good f*r pal mm e.ud indie , sweU lings nd lameness, and i*ju tas uV.y ai> r>!iei t. men. woin-n and children *is i. is * > hosts. TANARUS know that, there nr-j other *OO 1 iinimen h, bitwe do believe I.l?is spavin emc to be f.r better than r. y ever invented. Koiul:illV Si>txA'in (Jure ov U CM AN i’U:-U. VKVAV, Im., All”. 1 !th, Pit. B. J. Kkvdai.l. A Cos, (leu ’M'h pit* of oirenlrtFH receive 1 1.• I /. • s-*.nd ni t soui * wifii my iniori 1!, t>r-n • t •> 1 one side on!y. En > Ken i 1 t’s S.hvi-i * ion excellent dmuand with u ■•'l inu on ly f>r animal*, but for liu nan oilni 1 a's . Mr. Jos. V I-.:. 011a o' the leadiu 4 f,ll* aun in our county, juained an aaklc nuliv, an knowini* the vsJue of the rornefy for horse* t'ic lit on himself, and it did fir b itter than he had expected. Cured the sprain in short order. Yeura respectfully, C. O. THBBAND. iV c’-i ,n' par bo-tC, or i In i nr s.i, All druy.d*ts have it or r n •c‘ it for y*a, o • i will be aunt to au/ a i tres 1 01 •• • *4l >.’ of orio •, bv ’..he pr Njiria’.orl)r„ i> .1. ICenlall & Cos., Mnosburyh Falls. Vt. Send fcrillm irnted circular. Wold loy a.ll Drvi^slwt* Relief from Cough in Ten Minutes H DENis'oN’a ri DALSAIIC SYRUf Reel Spruce Gum and Button Root. marK ii. '.■. . i V.r;, ... FOR ALL DI3F.ASE3 OF THU CHESTon-J LUNGS, Couffhs, ( ij!i> DV, tit-’, !. l:00lht(l ( Out/,1, ■r!riwwm'inc ::>umuhumlwim ,wrerx..'f r wiwwi Hoar,*.-, < x, Ifjhwtza, /.<vx(j/T.*iiv, spillingqfJVooiK /Atfirult lu'titl/t.injj, ct<\ This Balsamic Syrup will prevent and cure Consumption whet: taken in tiw? Coughing, in many casts, cea* * in Un minutes after Ulstal . It ' goi .an i s-tc \ r sleep ensues. The most agreeable and effective • ■ v.’mnranoHßVtm v .jiniwß - irj Cough Remedy -r., smarr r-uotxjcaoir i mmm ■rwTT’k* <ma .n— mr uwwMW-ni a: ( Month! /•. t 7.’i taken in p rfet softy by the ■ nmr *.■ a * ■vv._. t H l *** iiikmin>iiiiirw . The J i/yCough l Lung Medi cine—trill. ii w ii ii i ' i'..xw-’HTnw-.i'urmiim.--wtar.-W’n , B | i—wa PEMBERTON, IVERSON & DENISON, MANUFACTURING CHEMISTS, sole rnoi’uiETor.s. ATLANTA, - - - GEORGIA. LIMIMEi o.' r "" x NV XV . \.W \\\ v ' ,W''_ Y v ' ' A' ' ■ - - ‘ -s '"i'ii-SSs: P ■. i : >•',* Atlanta, (?a. £T-:N.Eh: Tour 3Drvugslst for For all injuries in miui or beast nothing equals iIAUiiURG Liniment. J B. PARK, Attorney at l.air, OreenesliorD, bn. rradices in Greene, Mor jan. IVt 1 \ win llaiuv.ek, Taliaferro, O?lctho-pe, Clarke Hiehrnond, Warren an 1 MoDuiH Count es. Refers to lion. A. H. Colquitt, Gotoruor of Georgia: Hon. A. 13 stepliea% Biember of Congreas, J.EW ADV EKTISEMENTH. 1100,000 DOLLARS IN :B6QTS, SSOSS & HAfS! Siaugntered in Boston in One Day- Under the Auction Hammer. Tarver, Cash inf & Co.’s BITJER IN THE RING. and Wonder. at (r Button wurtli <;£i '' Heel From 4-2-li. Best Ouali'.ies, SHOES. Bootiat 1 1 -00 Blfr. 7. wurth 100 I '(1 Ba.s. i>o worth Z 5 ioo Bix Top at 1“0 worth 2 frl KOO Pair Kvl Button Boots (big bargain) 200 worts 400 ;< a Genuine Bargain aai v.t asntU rut'ail t> ne than. MEN’S fS 3 !<>!•:. YlO i'iir Mei’.i OiU Skin S.i.sea • $ 7.1 wax t $ 1 2o 720 Pair Man’s Oongreia Gaitcra at 100 worth 150 U 5 Pair Men’s Calf Skin Ba its at 1 25 w -rth 2 50 895 Pair Men’s English Bafr. at 125 worth 200 *9/ Pair Man’s Hand Sewed Saoes at 490 worth t> 00 M 9” Pair Men’s Hand Sewed Boot- at 550 worth ,9 00 itas“ioo,ooojrruukt an ijfl'rtva'.ing Btga t<in a >l.l Very Ci• >.7j GIVE US A CALL AND PRICE OUR SHOES vN’i) YCU WILL BE CON- V INC ED THAT NVE ARE SELLING THEM CHEAPER THAN EVER BEFORE'KNOWN IN Tills M ARK El. TARVER, CASHIN & CO., 'N 833 Bxoad Street. AUGUSTA, GA, DA Y & T ANN A 111 L L AITCFl T sTA Cr EOHGI A, Wholesale Dealers' in CARRIAGES, WAGON'S. SADDLERY, i.EATHERMO >ACH MAI’ERfYI BELTING, E IC., ETC. , ix.ivini; iiurcllA*.!, ou the Ist ins'., Ihe iiitare<- of Mr. S. H. S bley ii<"Tu . ti-.i <.i DaY. TASNAHH-I aC, we resueeifuliy solicit the patronage of the public fo the ( w firm, ft" * <>■• K - O'V ."isr.ime. ea* greitl,- ,i lii pricee, a splendid u-ori of v.-i ekring lr i.fr, \V : have the Ag-n > for Wilson. Gild A Cos., Plii aielph;. Wagin' am Girt the tei work lor plan tat ioi us ton sale in the United State!. ALo Agents for ihv Od Hickory Wagor, wine i ranki nex and the Patent Hay Rat k Bony. Wa enutinue th • Manii'sti.ur > •' oar One Horae Wagons, as favorably known to the planters of this vicinity. Also, a full stack o< tHwnasa. fine Saddfrry, (>ik and Hemlock Sole Leather, Harness, Skirting and Bridie Leather, Ci!t’ Skio Sk e Findings. Beat quality Hoyt’s Oik Tanned Haiti ig an I Gu-n Baltin/aid Packing. Tbe beat Ltcing ever Brougnt to this in irk W-.goD Msteria!, Axles Springs, BdU, Snalie, Spokes A: Fine lfruak ,' Si..c tela, Buggy Umbrellas Children's Carriages, ml style?. THE BEST WAGON —ON WHEELS — IS MANUFACTURED BY FISH BROS. & CO., RACINE, WIS., WE MAKE EVERY VARIETY OF Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons, And by confining to oue class df work; by employing none bnt the Boat of UOKKMI N, n l FIRST-GLASS IMPKOY l) M AdlllN LRY and the VERY BEST of sKLKCTLD a THOROUGH K.NuWI.LI>GE of the business, we bare Justly earned the reput^^^^^^^^Bg “THE ON WHEELS.” the following so e Hereby M 1 WAGON N,> well made in ‘‘very partic ular and oi good :• ‘ length of the same is sufficient for all work with fair usage. Should any i. of defective material or workmanship, v. be’iurnished at place of sale, free of charge, or tho price of .-aid ;i>t. will paid iu cash by tiie purchaser producing a sample the an Knowing we can -ce from > f 'lie United Stages. Send for Fxices and Terms,liAClNE AGRIGILTII ‘.Si’, to IHMMMWWK FIMI UKOM. A CO., Kaclue, WU, t Marble Forts •-Tfcrtiv'. v S|Pi liWftd Stieet, Near Lower Market, Augusta, Ga. ' ‘V; • o i Monu.vents, rombstonss *>n t Marble VV.irkjeaderally, always vLfyvC hand and male to order. A Urge selection rofy tor Utteringf v&sipfe .f-ic- and del very short notice. Severn! hnuireis i new designs of m.f*t m.;d?rn style of Mona'U 'nts furniikei at a lower price ban ever bsfor in thi- marh t, and of tlx? tie., worinannaliip. Similar to ra.ii or tas new On a fed era • Moanntan' erected by m> in case City. [tnar 3,'82, YYE TO EXECUTE ALL JOB PRINTING SWITH NEATNESS AND AT*THE LOWEST PRICES. Cards,"Sill Heads, L-itc-rjHeads, Note'Head?,;Oirculars, Pamphlets,JHaiid Billr-.JEte. ■:v'e>fii;;DUPLICATE AUGUSTAgor ATLANTA PRICES."” AU ask’is that yon'call at: ‘-n Home Jopbsal Office and exam our Si-icieiens and Prices. VAf^TIINK. JIAM FACTIRERS of / Cotton Cins, Feeders, PRESSES, CONDENSI4RS, Colton Seed Oil NXills, Sa- W Mills., Etc. 214 to 222 Marietta Street, and 16 to 2 0 Found, y Street, ATLANTA, - GEORGIA- W. A. KIMBROUGH fr CO., Agents, ’CREENSEORO. OA. XlAlift °! and of long expe* ■ WW V vience .re running B. B. B. Botanic Blood Balm, and offer td> CURE to thoroughly eradicate from the blood! any stubborn case of Scrofulous, Cuta neous, or Syphilitic Blood Poison, ask ing no money r util cured. Any humbug about that? y s BJ§ lsLin&g?n cases Cutaneous nyinyficyf eruptions, Itch ing Humors, Eczema & Chronic Stheu matasm cured with B. B. 35. troublesome Pimples, VrlylaVl Blotches ami Splotches, enlarged Spleen and Diseased Xdver. relieveel with 33. 15. 35. STUBBORN land:;iar Swellings, Tumors and Mer curial Taint, cured by using 35.13. 35. # Poisons, affecting old and young, recent or long standing, thoroughly eradicated by Hie use of 33. 35. 33. IPkfl Duit have eontami- ViYWßllOnated and vitiated tlie blood for ten years, are thoroughly antagonized by using I S. 33. 33. HAI/F * you Scrofulous children? w Ki Rave they any breaking out of tlie skm, or hereditary Rheuma tism ? B. B. B. will cure them. DIT jET ffVI troubled for weary months with a loathsome form of depraved and impure blood—Poison Blood ? B. B. B. will wake you up. IDCn sound and well—is the WrVJCI/ language of all who ui ftV Syphilitic Diseases, and whose blood has been made pure and clean by the use Of Botanic Blood Balm. UInTH one ho £ le of B - B. B. you W w ■ I I I are well armed and; prepared t° any ease of impiure, vitiated or bad blood. • BP O A postal card addressed to ■ Da B. Bn 8., Atlanta, Ba„ w ill secure a printed list of certificates, embracing some of the most horrible cases and wonderful home cures of un paralleled Blood Poisons cured with B. B. B. you ever heard of Call on any Druggist, or at 78 % Whitehall Street, ATLANTA, GA.. Forsale Wholesale and detail by C. A. DAVIS'& CO., r —T> .swm—Tw-i-■ ■r - - - ' A Post-Office Order. A general order has been issued from the Post-Office Department at Washing ton to the following effect: “Postal cards and prepaid letters are to be for warded if requested. Prepaid letters shall lio forwarded from one post-office to another at the request of the person addressed without additional charge for piostage. All letters upon which one full rate of postage has been prepaid, and all postal cards, shall be forwarded from the office to which they are addressed to any other office at the request of the per sons addressed, or of the person whose card may be upon the envelope or whose name may be signed to the postal card, without additional charge oi postage. Such forwarding must be continued until the person addressed is reached. Bishop Peck, who tips the beam at three hundred or thereabouts, was at one time attending a Conference where the supply of beds was not equal to the demand. ' The Bishop, after being intro duced to the party who was to share his couch, eyed him ail over and said: “So you are to be my bedfellow, eh? Well, when I sleep alone I'm crowded. ” XHS TTifkll short iu his accounts, is long enough in settling up. A Pacer.— An excited old lady with green spectacles and a green veil alighted from an omnibus in Boston the other day, and hurrying up to a policeman asked where she could find an officer of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, explaining with en ergetic shakes of her umbrella that one of the homes drawing the omnibus from which she had just dismounted was limping dreadfully and, of course, suffering tortures. At that moment the omnibus started on again, and the old lady cried : “There! I told you ha wasn’t fit to work ; pist see his pain ful efforts to go.” “Painful be dashed!” responded the policeman. “That home is a pacer, and tiiere ain't nothin’ in the world the matter with him.” The oiucer was right, but tlje old lady will never believe it. If tou want to find a logician, go to vour tailor. The other day one of these fractions of the human family was over heard to remark; “I never ask a gentle man for money.” “But suppose he doesn’t pay you, what then?” “Well, if he doesn’t pay me within a reasonable time I conclude be is not a gentleman— and then I ask him .”—The Judge. Czakdine says, “I don’t want my son. Henry, to learn type settin’. for the boys would call him a ‘settin’ Hen,’ 11