The Northeast Georgian. (Athens, Ga.) 1872-1875, January 03, 1873, Image 1
« PUBLISHED EVERY i'RID.i v tf)]gJ\*MJV , ‘<G, — by — w. & T. L. GANTT, f •" , AT —- TWO DOLLARS PER AHHUMj INVARIABLY IS ADVANCE. ITlie Iloostei’-l’wkeil Wife. 8CF.SK FIRST Mr~. 13iil !y Chanticleer, r lier l>r<-Akl«ist- [Esq,, lr«im the top [fenv-i, becomes scratches O. Chanticleer, ail of the barn ognizant of the fact, “ Hear Hach Man's Censure, but Reserve Tour Judgment advice in future and, above all, recollect From the Rome Daily Commercial. towards his my mi.] struts wirtli (h^'iity lit.le sjKiuse. Jiiddy. “Go.nl morning (]., />/• “Morning, madam; quite enjoying vourseli, madam; ot c >urse. vou are not aware of the fact I have >cen up more than an hour, and have not yet eaten a mouthful! Is this what I married you for, madam t , [Gives her a pointed salute on the ankle.] Where are your domestic qualities, madam ? [ Imprints a mark of affection on the top of her head.] Where was your smile of welcome when you saw me getting off the fence! I watched you, madam 1 Where was your tender female solicitude when you beheld me looking weakly for want of a little nourishment? Where, I repeat, is my breakfast ? Cock-adoodle- do!” Biddy (meekly.) “ Have a worm, dear?" f). C., Esq., (solemnly.) “ I will.” B C K N K SECOND. Mrs. Biddy Chanticleer lays her fir.-t egg, and has invited two or three female friends to help cackle [O. C., Esq., being absent.] Mrs. Biddy. “ Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut-a-a-a! cut, cut, cut-a a-a-a-a-cut!" Mrs. PartaletL Qua, qua, qua, cut-a-a-cutl” Mrs. Penfether. “ Cluck, qua, qua, qua, cut, cut, cut,-a-a-n-a-a-a-cut!” [ la interrupted bv the sudden appear ance of O. C., Esq., who has just re turned from a siag party.] O. C. “ Cock-a-doodlo-do! Now, may patience be vouchsafed me to ask of you, madam, what does all this mean? Here am I returning, care worn and exhausted, from the excite ments and temptations of a delusive world, expecting to find reposo and ]>eace in the quiet of the domestic nest, instead of which, I discover yon in the midst of riot and dissipation. Madame, insult not my penetration by deuying it—I alarm that you are having a party!” Mrs. Biddy, (apprehensively.) “Not at all, my dear; at least, that-is, my 1 fiends were just going by, and stopped in quite accidentally, and so—for you see, my dear, I’ve laid an egg! cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut-a-a-a-a-c-r-that is, at least—yes, sir, we’ve laid an K krtefemale neighbors simultaneously. Jt, cut, cut, cut, cut-a-a-a-a-a- r C., Esq., (majestically'.) “Peace, hens. Madam, what does all this cack ling folly mean?" [Exeunt hens, in indignation.] “Mrs. B. C., it has become nceces- sary, at this stage of our matrimonial career, that I should state, in mild but 1 unmistakable terms, my opinions re garding the appropriate sphere and duties of henhood. “ First, self-devotion : It has been the decision of all rooster-kind, for ages, and therefore cannot be denied, that the crowning virtue of the hen char acter is disinterestedness. A true hen should be patient, self-forgetful, obedi ent, tenderly solicitous for her hus band's little wants, delighting wholly ami solely in the graceful and pleasant duties that cluster round the domestic nest. On the contrary, I find you thiuking only how to gratify your own sf-lhsh tastes and desires, instead of displaying (as might naturally be ex- pectedj some little sense of loneliness and melaueholy at your husband’s absence ; I return from a visit of nearly twelve hours, and find yon literally re joicing ! Madam, I ask of you, is this true henhood ? * “Second: A retiring position, a delicate shrinking frem contact with the coarse and unsympathizing world, an exclusive indifference to all without the sacred circle of the domestic nest. On the contrary, I find you gadding among the other hens of the yard, making appointments, sending invita tions. Again I ask of you, madam, is this true henhood ? “ Third: Freedom from curiosity, a true hen never evinces the slighest interest in the affairs of her neighbors scarcely in her own ; she never inquires concerning the whereabouts or actions of her husband, being perfectly assured that, wherever lie be, and however appearances at the time may seem to tell against him, he is ever acting with a view to the welfare of the domestic nest. “ On the contrary, what do I find kf the truth, ip regard to yourself? t a rooster raises his voice within hall a mile of the yard, but you are able to name lam ; not a hen lays an egg, but you begin to cackle.” Mrs. Biddy (meekly.) “Teelaid an egg! cut, cut, cut, cut-a-a-a-a. - 1 I mean—yes, sir, we’ve laid an egg. -(??•> (with solemn aniraa- . 'l ,* u,tw laid an egg! And E,:r.V’ 'lie thing?” [Walks seo iicV" 1 ‘ e - nest * an d takes a micro scopic view of the “Cut, do fir ? that the crowning virtue of henhood is disinterestedness.” Mrs. Biddy (meekly.) “Have a worm, dear?" 0. C., Esq., (solemnly.) “ I will.” SCENE THIRD. Mrs. Biddy C. has been setting for three weeks. O. C., Esq., appears iu the distance, parting with one of his numerous female friends; the tones of his voice fall faintly on Mrs. Biddy’s ear. 0. C., Esq., “ And now, sweetest of hens, farewell! and may all the stars of heaven, and all the saints of the barn-yard, ">eet to register the day when your anile first dawned upon nay Weary life, and made me thfe ‘Happiest of roosters. Farewell.” O. C., wends his homeward way. “ Good evening, Jack ; monstrous fine hen, that. Just been parting from her Or monvbe you did not notice her fine points. Quite fond of ine, too, I assure you. Still in tears, you will observe —ahem ! Cock-adoodle-doo!" O. €., reaches the domestic nest Mrs. Biddy (feebly.) “ Oh, I’m so glad to have somebody to speak to. I have n’t stepped off the nest, nor seen a creature since sunrise. How do, my dear? Anything new going on in the yard ?” A long pause. O. C., Esq., appears to be suddenly overwhelmed with depression and silent gloom. Mrs. Biddy. “ What’s the matter, sir ?” 0. C., Esq., (in a terrible voice, and .walking like Othello.) “Matter l madam, behold !” Inserts his bill un der his left wing, and produces a roos ter's tail feather.] “ Do you recognize that, madam? Do you acknowledge an acquaintance with the chicken-hear ted catiff who dropped it ? Are you aware that I found it within three feet of the domestic nest ?” Mrs. Biddy (lauguidly.) “ Did you ? I didn’t notice it.” ' O. C., Esq. “Peace, hen, and iisten! while in calm but decisive terms I strive to impress upon your mind the enormity of your conduct Has it not been decided, I ask you madam, has it not been the opinion of rooster-kind for ages, and is it not therefore undeniable, that (after dis interestedness) the one thiag needful to the female character is excessive mod esty ? A true hen is so strictly and severely virtuous, that the slightest attempt at intimacy from one of an impropoper sex, though disguised be neath the specious mask of friendship, will excite in her breast the extremest aversion and horror. On the contrary, what do 1 find to be the case in regard to yourself? Only yesterday, on re turning unexpectedly from a little party, I beheld you in animated conver sation with my brother! Heavens! madam, am I to be longer the victim of such duplicity ? No! sooner would I sacrifice at once the domestic nest, and fling thy lifeless body oh! oh! misery '.violence! revenge! “Frailty, thy name is hen !” Mrs. Biddy gets fidgety on he nest. “ Oh dear hear me, I’m so tired!” Silence for half an hour. Mrs. B. (in gentle desperation.) “ My dear, do you. think you would mind looking to the nest a minute, while I ruu aud pick up something ? I have n’t taken a mouthful to-day.” 0. C., Esq., (starting upiu doubt ) “ Madam, have I heard aright ? Do I understand that you have distinctly offered to shift upon your husbaud the little duties of the domestic nest ? Are you going to step from your sphere, madam ? Do you mean to be a hen’s rights hen, madam ? Have 1 not again and again impressed upon your mind, that female selfishness alone is at the bottom of these impious doctrines? And what, on the contrary, according to the decision of all rooster-kind, should be the real pride and ambition of henhood f Disinterestedness; a true hen glories in little crosses and trials; for, without temptations, she perceives that there can be no virtue; without trials, no patience; without affliction, no resignation, which is so lovely in the female character. A true hen, situated as you are, would not only re joice that Providence had soon fit to perfect her with trials, but, with that beautiful self-abnegation which can never be too strenuously inculcated by rooster-kind, would set herself to plan- n‘ng new sacrifices; I say a true lien, in your situation, instead of sneaking from her little duties, would contrive some plan (if only by reaching out her head, and picking the earth around her) for supplying her husband’s little wants.” Mrs. Biddy (meekly.) “ Have a worm, dear ? 0. C, Esq., (solmnly.) “Iwill.” Selected. BILL ARP ON BILL TELL. THE FOOL JOHN. Professor Roll has just found cut that there never was such a man as William Tell. I don't know that krout eatin Roll, but I’ll bet he’s mad with some feller by the name of Tell, and went to work to undejmine his family. If there is a passel of folks upon the face of the earth who enjoy my contempt, it is them fellers who are always tryin to pull down and never build up. A man may do a heap of good thiugs, but if he make one little mistake they’l talk about that and throw it up forever. They always mention, it with i\buL He would baa great fiian, but' : His •; intentious are very good, but." ‘ Regular sappers and miners they are. They suck all the sap out of a tree to kill it, and then un dermine it to throw it down. Now, here is a feller who can’t make himself notorious in any other way, and he goes to sappin and minin Bill Tell. Now, I don’t believe one word of it. I was named for Bill, and if there want no such a man, then I’m nobody but Arp—that’s all. That feller is a fool, and he’s got a big job on hand if he thinks he can rob history of its best story, and make a hundred millions of folks beleve what he says. He’s envi ous of Bill. Because he can’t shoot an apple, or string a cross bow or make himself famous, he don’t want anybody else to. Every few years some con ceited fool attacks history. I under stand they've got a society to bile it down and stew it. Well, its sorter like washing for gold—they lose ftiore than they catch. Now it aint been very long since one feller denied that Bill Shakspeare ever lived. Well thev are sorter hard on the Bills, aint they ? Another wrote several columns to prove that old Bonaparte died before he was born, He Strays on South to Norfolk, Ylr- glnia-Sees Tobacco Growing and Exchanges Ideas with Passers— One Gets Ahead of Him. HOW TOBACCO GROWS. Tob; c o belongs to the genus Nico tians, and it grows in this vicinity. I have planted lots of quids, and I never knew one to sprout. I will con fess I was surprised when I saw tobac co growing. It grows like a cabbage, before it gets to be a cabbage, but it ain’t so palatable to eat with corned- beef as callage. I always thought plug tobacco grew in plugs, but it den’t; and as I knew for certain that sardines grew in tin bores, because Pd seen ’em in tin boxes, I expected of course that fine cut Solace, Century, Mrs. Miller’s Virgin Leaf, etc., all grew on bushes in tin-foil, but they don’t; and, to tell the truth, a man has got to be a cussed good judge of the genus Nicotiana to distinguish the difference when it is growing, between fine cut, smoking and plug. I haven’t seen any cigars growing yet. AN INDIGNANT 8ALVE TEDDLER. I met a peddler in Norfolk. Says I, “What you got?” Says he, “Slave to cure irruptions.” Says I, “ Will it euro all kinds of irruptions?” Says he, “Yes.” Says I, “Why don’t you go to Naples?” ' Says he, “What for?” Says I, “There’s somebody there who will give you a thundering big contract” Says he, “Who?” Says I, “Mr. Suvius.” Says he, “Who?” says I, “V. Suvius—M. T. Vesu and another man took up forty pages V1US- cut—I mean will it very"fair f* 9 , IIu 'nph—well, yes; looc more cSv'T 81 th -° ug \ n ° w - 1 no 1 perceive that it is q u e to. leaped; too short, madam, lVarn ,Urt; Hot wel1 finished off nie n )J', ,CaUS ; An . d wha ‘ ^ you ini fe y having the thing so \V g r er atona en d than the other ? m® rv ) v j’ , ls y° ur idea of eym- t)ip madam, if this i bust you can do in that de an lay the next myself.” eyeSp£f S t'" W , i i h , ’T cla " m her iU.5r B,IcouMnt Wpit Ididn’t A circus company iu Iowa owed an editor a bill for advertising and refused to pay it. Thereupon the editor called upon the sheriff, who attached the Bengal tiger and brought him around to the newspaper office in his cage. Ht was placed in the composing room, and during the first two days he not only consumed fifteen dollars’ worth of beef, but he scratched six dollars’ worth of trousers from the leg of a local reporter, who mischievously en deavored to stir him up with a broom- handle to hear him roar. On the third day the tiger broke loose, and the entire force of compositors descended the staircase with judicious suddenness. The editor was alarmed to find his exit through the composing room cut off, and that the latch upon the sanctum door was broken. So he climbed out of the window and sought safety upon of a Yankc2 magazine, to prove that one of the Bourbons was livin in obscurity on the banks of Lake Michilimncki- nack. He hated old Bonaparte’s family so bad that he was willin to swindle a half-bread Candy Indian into the throne of France. There was a Gesler, and he was a tyrant and Bill Tell wouldent tip his hat to him, and he put him in jail, and Bill’s son Henric was a noble little boy, and Henric was to die unless Bill shot an apple off his head, and little Henric was blindfolded, and stood firm as a rock and still as the grave, aud there was a prayer and shot and a shout, and the little boy was saved and the apple was hit in the cen ter. All that’s so, and Tell waylaid old Gesler afterwards and killed him and set Switzerland free. Its all so. Its lieen in the books ever since I was horn. I’ve read it a hundred times, and told it to Bull Run and Chicka- hominy and Bob Lee, and all the little Arps, and 1’iu not going to take it back, and if I had found out it wasent true, I wouldent have told for a thou sand dollars, and I don’t Tike the man who did tell it, nor the man, woman, or child who believes it, for its like robbiii a dead preacher of his tomb stone, to rob history of William Tell. My opinion is, that the peace and happiness of the country is in. danger from these sappers and miners. Well all have to have a creed and Bwear to it. I believe in Geo. Washington and his hatchet, and Isaac Newton and his apple tree. I believe in Bonaparte and Shakspeare, and Andy Jackson at the battle of New Orleans. I believe in Sauta Claus, aud Pocahontas, aud Ben Franklin, and Jeffeson, Davis and Dixie, and the 4th of July 1776. I elieve that an old man once found a boy up one of his apple trees a stealin apples. I believe the milk mud spilt her milk when she tossed her head and said “ Green it shall be.” I be lieve in Robinson Crusoe and his man Friday, and the island of Juan Fer nandes. I believe in old mother Goose and Cinderilla and John Robinson’s Circus. I believe in Greeley and Ben nett and Prentice, and other dead editors, except Sam Bard, late of the Chattanooga Herald, deceased, believe most solemnly that Ben Butler stole spoons. I believe in the big bat tles of Waterloo and Bull Run and Thermopylee and Dorking and Leathers Ford. The last battle was immort&liyed in verse by Jack Jones when he wrote, “ BigJRghtin Sanford, he fit a mity battle. He fout it at the ford, where Leather’s stole flie cattle. I believe that Gen. Grant told the truth when he said they had two mil lion six hundred and eighty-eight thousand of soldiers in the late war. I believe that old Sherman marched through Georgia about half a mile behind me and my folks, and that Big John was saved by tieing a knot in his steer’s tail. He needent deny it, for I saw the knot. Bill Arp. P. S.—I believe solemnly that every body ought to take the Northeast Georgian. B. A. Boy’s.. Composition.—Chrismus has come agaifi. It comes onst a year. like crismns. I like to have the 1 children sav “ crismus gif” so early in the morning. I wouldent swap cris mus for the 4th.of July, would you? The 4th of July has played out since the war. Them Yankees disgraced it, and it will never hold up its head any more. But they never hurt crismus. They couldent. Old Santa Claus is too smart for a Yankee. I believe if be had fout at all, he would hav fout on our side. He’s the best old man I ever saw. Fire crackers pops like the dickens. Some old fogiz don’t like ’em, but J do. Ive got me a dog picked ou,':, "'d Tie tie a bunch to his tail-jusrto'sGo him run. He is ahotm deg. The-rcs never no school about crismus. Old Santa wouldent let ’em, because hes a friend to the boys and the girls. I like the girls first rate. I like ’em better all the time. I’ve got a sweet-heart, but nobody knows it but her. Snow comes about crism us times. I like snow, its so white and soft, and makes everything look so pretty, would like to snow-ball a school teach* er. Th6 way I would sock it to him —you bet. A man in town told on me for rockin of his dog. The way I’ll snow ball him is a sight Hollerin is a big thing about crismus. The boys up in Athens has got horns. Them swell heads can’t holler worth a cent I can holler as much as any boy of my site. Some boys holler like they had* the epizootic, but I dont. Hurrah for crismusl LAMAR COBB, A. & ERWIN, HOWELL COBB COBB, ERWIN & COBB, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ATHENS, QKQRG1A. J5F" Office in the Dtuprec Building. FI He was excessively indignant, and he drove off with his team. I guess it was a spanking team, for he had to spank ’em a good deal to get ’em to go. I saw a member of the ring here. He is a sexton. The whole of Manhattan Islaud was once sold for twenty-four dollars, call that dirt cheap. Twenty-four dollars to-day wouldn’t buy enough of New York to makea mud pie. WHAT BEAIt’8 GREASE IS GOOD FOR. As i sat in the car I held sweet con verse with a long-haired cuss whose face was so red that he looked as if he might be closely related to a hard-boil ed lobster Says I. “What you got there?” Says he, “Bear's grease.” Says I, “Bear’s grease; what the devil is bear’s grease good for?” Says he, “The hair, stranger; that ere stuff will make hair grow on any thing.” Says I, “It will, will it? I suppose that grease will make hair grow on cooking stove?” Says he, “It will, sure pop; it has done it.” Then he told me how one day he was stewing some warm to put into bottles, when some of iL “biled” over, and, says he, “Stranger; as sure as jizzrads grows into animals, that lair grew two inches leng all over that stove.” Says I, “You don’t say so! Do you get it shampooned ?” Says he, “Often.” Says I, “And its haircut!” Says he, “Often, stranger, often. Says I, sneeringly, “Could you cook with that stove?” Says he, “Yes, stranger, after that hair grew on to it it cooked one thing splendid.” Says I, “What was that?” Says he, “Mud-ins, Stranger ; Muff ins.” Says I, “Stranger, that will do; you have me ; let us cry.” Then, says I. “Stranger, relate to me your maiden name.” Says he, “Bill Post.’’ Then I told him “that he was gassy enough to be a lamp post,” and we parted, , Since the election the people in this scection say thatthe Greeley chasm sarcasm. 1 saw a sign to-day in front of a second hand grocery store. It read: TIMOTHY SEED Says I “Halloo, Squire, Timothy seed what?” Says he, “Hay.” Says I, “Hey?” Says he, “Yes, sir, hay.” That was a mighty short Beason of converse for me,* but language was swuny right to the point Athens Business Cards. Legal Notices. SAMUEL P. THURMOND •attorney at Law, ATHENS, GEORGIA. 8* Office orer Berry’s Store, Broad Strcot. TEO Will Practice to the Coantiea of Clarke. Walton, Jackson, Banka, Franklin, Madison and Hall.* BOOT & SHOE SHOP. *lr HART COUNTY. Administrators Sale, O F VALUABLE .LANDS IN HART COUNTY GEORGIA.—AgreenUr to an order bom the Honorable Court of Ordinary of Banka county, Ga., will be sold before the eomt house door, in Hartwell, Hart county, Ga., within the legal boots of sale, on the first Tuesday in January next, the following tracts of land to wit: one tract of land, lying In said county of Hart, known as tbeold homestead ofObe Brown deceased, lying en the road, leading bom Carried.file to An- dcnon.Ule, firs milea bom Anderonrille, South Carolina, containing fise hundred nnd fourteen acres, more or less, the place Is tolerably weU Im proved, about twenty fire acres of branch bottom, eighteen acres in rUitiratlon, four hundred -acres ui original forest, about one hundred acres in pino fields, lying on UtUe Ligbtwood WCteek. MiU bhole on the sumo, this tract wiU X*divided to suit (wmhasnn, weU timbered. In Mid^onnty, oontaieing two A DURHAM respectful- . Iy informs the citisens of, Athens that he has opeued on the cor ner opposite the Episcopal Church a FIRST-CLASS BOOT AND SHOE SHOD, aud wUl guarantee satisfaction to all who may laror him with a oalL A No. 1 workman has been em ployed- Give me a trial- Repairing of aU kinds promptly and neatly done. dec6-tf Limy, Feed and Sale Stable, -dVnSCEnKfS, <3-A.., GANN & REAVES... .PROPRIETORS TJ7ILL BE FOUND AT THEIR II old stand, rear Franklin House building, Thornes street. Keep always on hand good Turn outs and careful dri vers. t tock well cared for when entrusted to our care, tock on hand for sale at ail times. dec!3-tf Josh Billings Insures His Life. —I kum tawthe conclusion lately that life was so unsartin that the only way for me to stand a chance with other folks was to get my life insured, andso I called on the agent of the Garden Life Insurance Company, and answer ed the following questions, which were put to me over a pair of goald specs by a sleek, little, fat, old feller, with little, round, gray head : 1. Are you male or female? If so, how long have you been so ? 2. Are you subject to fits, and if so, do you have more than one at a time ? 3. What is your fiteing weight ? 4. Did you ever have any ancestors, and if so how much ? 5. What is your legal opinion of the constitionality of toe ten command ments ? 6. Do you ever' h mare? 7. Are you married and live single, or are you a bachelor ? 8. Do you believ in a future state? If you do, state it ? 9. What are your private senti 0. H. TAYLOR, Tunor, Regulator & Repairer -OF- Pianos, Organs, Melodeous And all kinds of Musical Instruments. Twenty years practical experience* Having located at Athena.1 respectfully solicit orders from town and country. Orders left with Prof. I, W. llallam will receive prompt attention. dec6-ty wS,"WUl, chicken, madam, to b?t Y( ? u > the host venfran u tb,s i3 the The paper was not issued 1 s all la* department, for a week, and even after the tiger was shot the editor bad to slide down the water pipe, because he was afraid to descend by the route by which he came. Liberal advertisers are the men who “ mean business.” Those who don’t advertise only, do a mean business. A colored clergyman, while passing through a North Carolina plantation the other night, came across a pig-pen. The pig was sleeping sweetly. The parson stopped to think and looked around. The night was dark; there was nobody near. He aroused that pig; and the pig only awoke to find him feeling for his jugular vein. The vein was reached after a struggle, the pig was executed and the dark clergy man bore him in triumph through the darkness of the night to the home and fire of his Dinah. The parson now deeps in his little cell. In Massachusetts there is a place called Sunberry, where Mr. Nehemiah Blackberry married Miss Susan Elder berry, a neice of Deacon Dusenberry, of Danbernr. The ceremony was per formed by Rev. Mr. Granberry, at the house of Mr. Huckleberry. Well, if their children don't make gooseberries, what sort of berries will they be ? Mrs. Oates performed in Macon on Wednesday,-1st January.- ments abou*nish rato to the-bead —Can t it D8 <I1Q j workmen and all the modem appliances for Shaving, Shampooing, Hair dressing, etc., I.adies snil children waited oti at their residences, wheu desired. Post mortem cases will ■ receive prompf and careful attention. Oct. 11,1S7Z. have any uite- Gh HAUSER MANUFACTURER OF A DEALER IN Choicest Brands of Cigars, ALSO, KEEPS CONSTANTLY OH HAND Chewing and Smoling Tobacco, Snuff, Pipes of aU kinds, Cigar Holders, Walking Canes, &c., dec., &c. »ge Avenue, one door ing Machine Agency. land Newhopc tract, one hundred nnd thirty eight acres, more or lew, all in original forest, soma ten acrM branch bottom. The up laud fair farming land, lias well and woll timbered, on the water* of Light wood Log Creek, in »aid county, adjoining lands of —^s. Ota* tract of land in said county, containing three hundred and fifty acres, more or lees, all in original forest, well timl»cred and fair farming land on the waters of Holly Creek, adjoining land* of Spenoer Brown, George Cleveland, J Ayers .and others. • The James P. Viekory place m said county, con tainingone hundred and fifty seven acres, more or less, rUxtnt ton seres in cultivation, (fresh land), the balance in original forest, and good farming land, lylngon Little Llghtwood Log Creek, adioin- iiig lands of said estate, and lands known as the Sharp land, also S. Bobo aud others. One tract knownaaWelbau A. Philip* place, In said county, contuiniug one hundred aud llility five acres, more or leas, about ten acres in cultiva tion, (fresh land), the balance in original forort, well timbered, good farming iand, onLlttle Light- wood Log Creek, adjuing lands of sold estate, widow Estes and others, The Island tract, containing seventy one acres, more or leak lying on lugalo River, Hart county, Ga., near Hattons ford, about forty five acres In cultivation, good productive land, the remainder in original forest, first quality of land. One ether tract of Iand in said county, eontaln- iug forty acres, more or less, adjoining the old home place of said estate and Jauies Brown, all In original forest. AU sold as the property of Obe Rrown deeoased, late of Banks county, for the benefit of the heirs at Jaw and creditors. Terms of sale, one half c -sir, balance twelve months credit, with interest from date. Purchasers willjrcceive bonds for titles, Jill purchase niouov is paid. WILLIAM TURK, Adm'r. Nov. 29th 1872. feliiliAii CHARLEY HILL At the old established IT1P1 HAS AN EXTENDED CIBCOiATION W THti COUNTIES 0* (Xarke, Oglethorpe, Elbert, Hast, HAS, Madison, Jackson, Rabun, Banks, Habersham,Franklin, Putnam, ... , r Creme, t WalUm,\ Toutns, . if .1 Morgan, Lumpkin, TF/iife, Urrion, Throughout the State. 1 GeorgiaRallrbad&-fteftilld HT ( —---7=.. . i. ■ t irjjlt.ui* -.IT NOTICE OF CHANGE OF SCUEhUXA, a >em GEORGulTndMACON ai AUGUSTA RAILRQD& w fl r, Soperltttendti'it’s OfllW, ‘ '' Georgia and Hanna * Augusta Railroad, ) Asjinsta, G.:., June 6,1852. J NN AND AFTER WLDNES- * will run as follows: GEORG [A RAtLROAlt: k Day Passenger Train mill .<• Leave Augusta at S2iJa-tn. , 'i Leave Atlanta at — S 13 a.m. Active at Atlanta at. —....« 40 p. iu. Arrive at Augueta at?. ......A so p, ag./ Night Pa&anger Train. .... Leave Augusts at • il 16 p'. li. ; • 1 Leave Atuutnnt UUp. at. v - , Arrlveat Atlanta at..'. c .Wa.fa. ■ .* Arriven.t Atigiistaat..!..6 00a. m.-* U ’’i- 1 MA CON A ND A VO VST A R. R* Day Passenger Trains — -i.iT Lea»e Augusta at. «D 0 r j MRS Leave- Marou at M «. tra * • * Arrive in Augusta at. Arrive iu Macou !f l ,.*wt.:.IL® - j S 30 ». m. ! ... rfflp.». ,i Night Passenger Train. ,• i> ; . Leave Augusta at.........,—S 16. P- m. Leave Macon at — -.10 00 p. m. Arrive in Augusta at — 6 00a. m. Arrive in Macon at— 4 15 a. as.,,,, Paasciigsrs from Atlanta, Athens, Washington, and stations on fSeergia Railroad, by taking thi Day Panwuger Train will make connection a* Ga llic with the Train for Macon. the Maoon mid^ugusut T. -MiSffAtTEi;- Administrator’s Sale. T3URSUANT TO A COURT' OF -L Ordinary of Ilart County, will be cold before the Court House door of paid county, during tie legal hours of sale, on the FIRST TUESDAY IN JANUARY N EXT, one Tract of LAN D, lying in Thomas county, Ga., containing Four Hundred aud Ninety Acres—No. 223, Dial. 8—more ox lest. Also, Lot No. 196, Dirt. 3d, containing Four Hun dred and Ninety Acres, more or less, iu Wilcox county, Ga. To be. sold as the property of John Brown, deceased, fb‘r the benefit of tnecreditors. Terras cash. O. M. DUNCAN, November 18th, 1372.^ Administrator. 3 yo cide ? If so, how does it seem to effect you ? 11. Did you ever have themeezles? If so, how many ? After answering toe above questions lik a man, on the confirmative, the slick, little, fat, old feller, with goald specs on, sed I was insured for fife, and would probably remain so, for a term of years. Fattening Young Women.-— Throughout theinterior of Africa, and, indeed, iu some parts of Asia, a woman is prized for fatness. Beauty is associ ated with excessive obesity; and such being the public sentiment, mothers seasonably commence a system of dietecice treatment that makes their daughters irrestible. Colonel Keating’s travels give an account of the process of fattening young women for a Tunis market. As soon as betrothed, she is cooped up in a small room, with gold shackles t n her ankles. If her pro- S rietor has lost a wife by death or, ivorced one, their anklets are sent forward for the new matrimonial can didate. When she has attained desirable size, indicated by filling toe parcern rings, she is carried in triumph to her new hon e The preparation of food that actually produces the conveted dimension—a mountain of fatness—is called draugb, made of the seeds of a vegetable pecu liar to the country. Some positively die from excessive fatness in an effort to surpass in that bewitching accom plishment rival candidates for matri monial positions. These famous mor tals are not the poor girls. They are the highest orders of society, and there fore are ambitious like fashionables in some civilized States, of securing an elevated position with'a rich husband. Bruce, the traveller, saw a great queen in Africa—a gem of women, the envy of her sex and wife hunters—who weighbd’over four hundred pounds.. Can science explain the action of those seeds philosophically? Guardian’s Sale. A GREEABLE TO AN ORDER -LA_ of the Court of Ordinary of Hart County, will be oold before the Court House door, in ti:e towu of Hartwell, on the FIRST TUESDAY IN JANUARY next, between the lawful hours of sale, Thirty-Six and Oue-Fourth Acres of LAND, belonging to Elizabeth Pritchett, minor, it being one-half Interest iu seventy-three and one-half .acres of laud, belonging to the heirs of Powell for Ibe benefit of the Term* cash. Thin, November 18th, 1S72. nov21 THUS. R. HILLEY, Guardian. Jftusic Store! PIANOS, Hart Shcrift-’s Sale. TVTILL BE SOLD BEFORE V V the Coart Houae door, in the town of Hartwell, Hart county, Ga., un the FIRST TUES DAY IS JANUARY next, 1873, the following property : An ISLAND situated Iu Tugole river, at Hatton’s Ford, said to contain One Hundred Acres of Land, more or less. Also, Five Hundred and Ten Acre, of LAN 1>, more or less, lying in saidconntv of lfart,o> the public road leading from CarnesTillo, Feauklin county, Ga., to An- deraonvlllo. S. C., known as the place whereon Ob. Brown lived when he resided in Hart count's, adjoining lands of Sampson Bobo, George Grant and others. There is a Farm un oald Land in cul Uvation, some twenty-five acres of Bottom Land the balance in original forest and welt timbered. All levied npon aa the property of Ob. Brown, to satisfy a 8. fa- issued from the Superior Court of Banks eounty, founded on a judgment obtained a, the April Term, TSC7, of said Court, in favor of E. H. Borders vs. g. Estes, Ob. Brown, M. Sanders security. W. A. HOLLAND, decl3-td Sharif H. C. AMD SMALL INSTRUMENTS I. W; HALL AM, Next to Episcopal Church, Athena. DEALER IN A S MANDEVILLE A fsgNtri aai jjtssfitttt $atc^?, Clocks, Jewelry, Silver & Plated Ware, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, (Sporting Equipment, of all kinds. Pm- REPAIRING AND RNGRA VINO Done with core, and warranted to give satisfaction Opposite she College, Athena, On OLD GOLD AND SILVER taken In exchange. SOLE AOESTS FOX ^ ,'L'. PRATT’S ASTRAL OIL AND DIAMOND SPECTACLES. pee6-Iy . The Great Eastern Circus was broken up in Selma recently. The horses, wild beasts, and etc, were sold at auction to the old partners. The elephant was bought by Mr. De Haven for $10,000. Six bay horses brought 33,400. The den containing the lioness and cubs $6,080. The Bengal tiger and leopards $6,000. The Dufl&does $400 each. The ring horses from $500 to $1,000 each, and every thing else in proportion. The entire stock will winter at the Fair Grounds, Atlanta. A singular episode took place at a church near Memphis, recently, where a revival was going on. During a very silent and solemn part of the services a penitent brother, who had been leaning forward and resting his aching brew on bis palm, suddenly started up and cried out in a loud voice:’ “ I have it, I have it, I have it.” An iniquitous person who was dozing beside him on the seat jumped to hu feet, still half asleep, and said with emphasis, “Keno, by George 1” “ Mr. Collins, of Hartford, bought a ferocious water dog. Mr. Coffins came home late that night. His wife says that his trousers can’t be mended. The dog’s skin is for sale cheap. Mr. Collins hopes to be able to set down in a>few weeks.” Burning Chimneys.—If it is de sired to extinguish the fire in a chim ney which has been lighted by a fire iu the fireplace, shut all the doors of the apartment, so as to prevent aBy current of air going up the chimney and throw a few handrails of common salt upon the fire, which will immedi ately extinguish the same. The phil osophy of this is that, in the process of burning the salt, a muriat-acid is evolv ed, which is a prompt extinguisher of fire.—Fa- mer’s Gazette. “ That’s where the boys fit for col lege,” said the Professor to Mrs. Par- tington, pointing’ to a school-house. ‘‘Did they r said the old lady with animation. “ Then, if they fit for the college before they went, they didn’t fight afterwards ?” “ Yes,” said he, smiling and favoring the conceit, “ but the fight was with the head, not with the hands.” “Butted, did they'?” said the old lady. A young man who was unaccustomed to say grace, upon being exhorted by his mother to the effect that, if his thoughts were right, any words would do, said: “ Lord, have mercy on these victuals.” Wilmington, N. C., suffered from a very heavy fire on 1 Christmas Eve. Livery Stable. I HAVE A LIVERY STABLE On 27iomas Street, where Hones will be FED and cared; for. Also "WAGON YARD. mi Dm prepared to Feed Drores of Horse* and MuK. Parties will do well to ill. J! Z. COOPER. noviviy HOUSEKEEPERS A RE RESPECTFULLY _ZA_ FORMED that we keep conatatiy on Knight’s Flavoring Extracts OF EVERT KIND. (MAN'S EXT. MDSTARD In Square Cans; also. Spices ground at the store Liquid llinnett, Gelatine, And all other articles generally required by Housekeepers. R.T. BRUMBY & CO., druggists and fP/iarmacists, AVENUE. SupL •k! ■ , i T Miscellaneous. exf safea Marble Works ' BlIOAB 8T., HlJwifllrAa’SMfp 1C ARBLE MONUMENTS, Tomb* ( • JYL Stones, etc., Marble Mantle*, Furniture Work of aU kind*, from the plaineat to tke nvo** j elaborate deaigns, and furnished to order at *hojv notice. AM work for tl»c country carefully beged. 4. A. SANDERS & SON,- WHOLESALE mfiL RETAIL lit c A iftrlfa 1‘tiJ AND DEALERS IN 1 II - )-. ; It - . Of Brandies, Wines, Bins, &c., &c, • ! ALSO, THE Choicest Brand# of Cigars: ' No. 52 West -• ; ELBERTON, G \t JACKSON COUNTY. Postponed Sheriff’s Sale. TXTILL BE SOLD ON THE 1st VV TUESDAY IN JANUARY naxt, 1871 with in the legal hours of sale, boture the Court. House door, ta the town of Jenenon, Jackson county, the fallowing property, tn-wlt: A certain Tract or parcel of fond, situate, lying and being in said county, on the waters of North Oconee River, con taining Two Hundred aud Fifty Acres, more or lci^ adjoining the lands of Wilkins, Hay no and Jackoon, and the place where W. M, Gatbrijrht now lives. Said Tract of Land is known as the John C. Gathrigbt place, and contains thirty or forty acres River Bottom, ten ur twelve acres in cultivation, oixtv or seventy acres upland in culti vation and in old fields, balance ifi woods. There are two small cabins on tlic place. Said tractor Land levied on as the properly of W. M. Oatliright, to satiafy fivoexeentlonVIssued n the Superior Court of said county, against said W. M. Guthright, one in favor orH. J. David, one in favor of Wilkins Haynle, one in favor of W. J. Haynle, one in favor of M.T. Wil hite, andonoin favorof M.T. Wilhite for eosis far the officers of Court. Written notice given according to law. Levy made, and notice at time of levy given by H. O. W. Rose, former Deputy Sheriff. M. N. DUKE, Sheriff December 7th, 1872. declS-td C W. SHACKELFORD, et, al. »va. LEMUEL 8WAN, ctal. Bill for account setting add* fraudulent deeds, injunction and re lief. In Jackson Superior Court. It appearing to the Court that Early M.Clisn- the Court that he is a necessary party, defoudent in the final disposition ofHhe above slated case. It is, therefore, ordered by the Court that this order be published once a month for four months in the Northeast Georgian, making said Early M, Chan dler a party. •All parties agreeing thereto. Dt-e. 21st, 1872. C. D. DAVIS, J. S. C. W. C. Dcc2Tm4m. ftWUE fltSt In the Superior Court. ri Borgia, madison co.— VT Present: His Honor Garnett Andrews, judge of said Court. SAMUEL G. STRICKtAND, Transferee, vs. DAVID WIMPEY. Mortgage in Madison Supe rior Court, September Term, 1S72. « It appearing, to the Court, by the petition of Saimim U. Strickland, accompanied by the note, and mortgage deeds that, on theZMh of June, 1808, the defendant nude to and delivered his two prom issory notes, bearing the dales aforesaid, whereby he promised by the first day of October next, after the date of aoid notes, to pay one John M-Cirrol or bcarar, in one of oaid notes, seventy-fire gallons ot good prSof Peach Brandy, for value received, ana in the other ofsatd notes to pay John M. Car roll or bearer seventy-five gallons of good proof Corn Whiskey, for valuo reooived, and on tho day and year aforesaid the defendant, tho better to secure, the payment of said notes, executed and delivered to said John M. Carrol his deed of mort gage, whereby the said David Whimtiey mortga ged to the said John M. Carrol a certain tract or parcel of Land ia said county, adjoining lands of Strickland, NaRi, Harris and othen, beginning at a poet-oak, running south 74, and west 33 chains and 80 links to a post-oak, thence north 3}i and west 22 chains to tba branch; thence down the creek to a dogwood, thence south 13 and east 17 chains 30 links, to a pine; thence south 40 and east 9 chains tn a pine; thence north 17 and east 17 chains to a red-oak; thence south 34, east 8 chains to a red-oak; thence south 734, north 30 chains to a post-oak, the beginning—containing one hundred and forty acres, more orlesS. Which mortgage have been transferred to'thi? plaintiff, and it appears that said notes remain unpaid. It is, therefore, ordered that acid defendant do pay Into court, on or before the first day ef the next term of this court, the principal Interest and costs due on said notes, or show cause to ths contrary, sad on failure of the defendant so to do, the. Equity of Redemption in and to said mortgaged premises' forever thereafter barred and forscloe ’ further ordered tbatthia Rule be publ Nosthxxst Ggonsfax, (formerly StH nier), once a month for four months previous tq the naxt terncf this court,or served fendiat A true extract from the minutes of said court. ■••swas"*-.- lit Oilj Mali' tit ikfilitiwa lk AssRi, f60,ooo oo -i'f (S 1 ,:: IN VALUABLE Gipflf * TO BE DISTBIBUTJJD W < ,, jr Xj. D* 150th REGULAR MONTHLY ? 1 - (jlFT EMTERPRISEr To be drawn Monday, Fd>. 17lift*/- 'R> TWO GRAND CAPITALS OF '; $5,000 each in Greenbacks susWfssaw 1 Hone A Buggy, with Silver-mounted Harass*,’ ‘ One Fine-toned Rosewood Piano, worth 83001- • , Ten Family Sewing Machines, worth 3180each ! " Five Gold Watches and • ihfiins, worth gfioc* tl'• S Five Goid american Hunting Watches, worth 5125 each. , • • • , Tec Ladies’ Gold Hnntfog Watches, Worth SITS Ten Ladles Gold Hunting Welches, worth 3;# '- ’ each. j. . i ... i . .. ; Hit Gold and Sttvsr T-ever Hurting Watcher mi all,) worth from S20 to 3300 «.tch. . • - - Gold Chain-, Silver-Ware, Jewelry, Ac.. 4c. Whole number Gifts, 6,300. TrefcfiLfmltodto 60,000. ;■ . . ■ , .> - ,i 'WbMn&SLKSSWt”’ > Circulars containing a full list of prises, ade- ! scriptiou of the manner of drawing, andothor In. formation In reference to the Dtatrihntion, wit] W ' sent to any one ordering then;. All letters mnbt be Addressed to Main Office, L. D. SIN Eg, Box 34., i 101 W. Fifth St. ClXcuarATfo t> li-.V MANHOOD: How Lost, How Bes^red. TU8T PUB- O U6HED, a new edition of Dr. CULVBR- W ELL’S CELEBBATED ESSAY on (hn radical j care (without medicine) I ofSpcrmatorrltccaorSem-®^ iual weakness. Involuntary Seminal loisat. Ins potency. Mental and Physical Incapacity, Imped - Imcnta to Msniaee, etc.; also, Cotuuuipv.cn, Eat lepay and dta^induced by rell-indulgenee or statu- . ’'^SS’sssffsasussfo, deariy densaretratoa, frem • thirty years ..feces*- A fop reectice, that the alarming consequences «f self-abuse rosy be radically cared without the dan- ' gwouamm of lnternsl medicine or the appUeatle-. of the knife: pointing out a mode of enre as no* simple, certain and eflectual, by means of which Mery suflfcrer. no matter who* his condition may - he, maycuie himself cheaply; privately and ra«h. amr<Th'i Lecture should be. tn the hind* every youth and every man In the land. Sent, under real, in a plain envelope, address, postpaid, on post stamps. . a rtsln envelope, m, receipt of six cents, or 7/ oct23-ly ■rit i * M-1