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feet and T W<? iSiK r t^ trod stlUkm tlio*
rise. _ "
The'PrincesH' Beatrice.^ of England,
has told the Earl of Albeftfoerito
BXBCUTBD AT THR SHORTEST NOTICE.
For tht Northeast Georgian.
THE MARRIAGE VOW. '•
BV M. MORRIS.-f -i v t'
dollars per year to dregs a fttfuoaabiJe ‘ fogs or bis patrol
1 .dangUter. lIL ,, j,,.* **.-, ■(.!». ? VI At what period of his sprrow db«S*
Speak it not lightly; tis a holy thing—
A bond, enduring through long distant
yean
When yon o’er yonr abode is hovering.
Or when your eyes is wet with bitterest
tears; ’• ■ - t a .
Recorded by an Angel’s pen on high,
It must be questiened in eternity.
Speak it not lightly; though the young
and gay
Are crowding round you now with tones
of mirth,
Let net the holy promise ol to day
Fade, like the clouds that with the mom
hare birth;
Hat ever bright and sacred may it be,
Stored in the treasure—cell oi memory.
Life wiil not prove all sunshine; there
will come
Dark hours for all; oh, will ye, when the
night
Of sorrow gathers thickly ’round your
house.
Lore as ye did in days when smooth and
bright
Seemed the sure path ye trod, untouched
by care,
And deemed the future, like the present
fair!
“asktnama.'V-
A woman has .been
condemned, to
WrtANDfiCMML * /.
To men* bfcd- f ^sherry—Hava
sherry cobbler*.7? *,» k y/<
The only persona who really enjoy
iUhwr
bhd btesllharethe-doetoff. fot#
DifBciritJ ’pttncfontfow ' potting' a
f ’ > f Btop to A'gddrijfttohgtie.
_ Qtedley hats pro bow used for set*
i-Aliss Landon, inhejJ
had two drosses at n time If at were
i A tr-Mth -•makuIv bod o*.u|*n mwrlB.i'ri
to wcah
The Grecian ladies count*! their
age from their marriage;' boC their
birth. , , v‘* • i *‘«L nA 2
i A Paris'lady was recenty. married in
deep mourning. Complimentary. to
the bridcjyoom,.
An 'American belle abroad is report
ed to have aeceptdd the hand and neart
of flismai&’s AbiiU* l * ,J
Airs. Betsey Knight;•of ^Harrishn/
Me, has during her ninety-first years,
knit sixty pairs of. stockings. ; , ,
I e roit h: 8 a girl nine years old who
can tell a lie a minute for a full Hour.
She a'so steals and is obstinate.
A French lady; 1 of' eighty-five, lia.4
eloped; supposed because the old folks
wouldn’t consent to her marriage.
Joties wrote to a friend, and cl isod
by saying, '.‘.lam glad to bo able,to
say that my wife is recovering slowly “
Bridal trips arc going out of fashion.
A week or two at the country residence
of one of the.families is the substitute,
The new style of bonnet is a cross
between the smokestack of a locomotive
and a'custard cup.
neer’a wife.
Age, with its silvery looks, comes stealing
on.
And brings the tottering step, the furrow
ed cheek,
The eye, from whence each lustrous
gleam hath gone,
And the pale lip, with accents low and
weak;
Will ye then think upon your youths’ gay
prime,
And, smiling, bid love triumph over
timel
Speak it not lightly; ohl beware! be
ware!
Tis no vain promise, na unmeaning word I
Before God's altar, now, ye both do
swear,
And by the High and Holy One’tis heard;
Bo faithful to each other till life’s close
8eek peace below and gain heavens’ sure
repose.
A HOOD STORY’FROM ARKANSAS
This story is taken from a long,
rambling letter to “ Old Times,” who
lives in Arkansas
I was living at Squire Jones’. He
had a gal, and she was pretty, you bet.
I used to think she* was pretty enough
to
be no
but
tdl her about it; and to make matters
worse, there was a feller coming to see
Hally; but he came once a week just
AS regular as the cows come up, and
he’d buck ri ‘ “ " '
right up to Sally and'set up
* ‘ II
half the night. Ihated him, of course,
and nobody could blame me for it. 1
determined to stop him or bust. I fell
on a plan, and told Sally’s brother of
it; his name was Ike; lie was pleased
and we went to work. They Were
■cane of houseroom, had a front room
and s backroom, which was used for a
kitchen and smokehouse.
Me and Ike slept in this back room
The floor was made of puncheons, and
immediately under our bed, and also
under the floor, was the big soap
trough. It bad about ten bushels of
soft soap in it. Bally’s bean was to be
Aere that night I told her that I
'wanted to sleep with her sweetheart
that night She said all right. He
came dressed up in his best. He had
ono ef those hign-oollarc d, long, scissor-
t&iled coats, new copperas pants, awful
tight, a high beegum hat, and a square
yard of red cotton handkerchief around
his neck. He soon cornered Sajly,
and me and Ike went to bed—but not
to sleep. We raised the floor over the
ioap trough, took the boards off the bed,
till only on the foreside where I tvas to
just enough behind to hold u ~
bed without e feller. Ike lay before
the fire on a pallet. I lay on my plank,
holding very still. 1 began to think
they would set up all night, bat finally
he came in about one o’clock. I snored
violenUy.
’ He hauled off his linen, and over he
crawled, And in he went, down into the
soap trough. Of all the snorting and
kicking you ever did hear, it was there.
I began to yell at the top of my voice.
JUte was making a light, and just as he
pet a flaming pine knot in full blast,
the old folks came tearing in, in their
right clothes—the old man with his
f in and the old woman with the poker.
had Sally’s beau drawn put by this
time and stretched out full length
before the fire. The soap was half an
iuch thick all over him. Of all the.
eights I ever saw, he looked the most
terrible. A Ku-Klux wasn’t nowhere.
Sally came with her dress in her hand,
and as she entered the door he broke.
The <log> all went after him out of
hwwing^he didn’t come back au,
inpre, ' . .
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And House-Fnruishing Emporium!
Am -.HSATfStr STAVES IN UNBLESS lAmW
Broadband Thomas Sts., Athens, Ga.
MY CONSTANTLY increasing BUS
:i RAYS IN: MAKING .PCRC
lower recover' the'fosa'of his dear
A poet has sent a puearto this paper,
ill wluoh he alludes to the dew as ” the
ati I—-.i. sri' > ■ i a.
ANftTttE FACILITIES. WHICH
, ENABLE; 1IE ; TO .pFFER „ ,
CUSTOMERS
So says an engi-
A charge of 25 cents for admission
to church weddings in Missouri furn
ishes a fund for the young couple to
start housekeeping with.
A young lady of Gratiot, Mich.,
still a minor, has two husbands living,
each of whom she has married to
twice within a few months.
A philosopher who married a vnlgar,
but amiable girl, used to compare his
wile to brown sugar, because, he sad,
ehe was sweet but unrefined.
Montreal youmr ladies play the
sobthing air of “ Home, Sweet Home,”
about the hour of retiring, when their
sweethearts show sings of lingering.
Upon the marriage of Miss Wheat,
of Virginia, an editor hopes that her
path may be flowery, and that she may
never be thrashed by her husband.
The people of , a town in Rhode
Island are shocked because one Mr.
Ames popped corn and made molasses
candy while his wife lay dead in the
house.
Maxim, for the benefit of lady
readers: Never turn round in the
street to see what another girl wears,
because you will always find her doing
the same thing.” : n-s-.
A Western editor came to the con
elusion that the young todies in his vil
lage are not all like St. Paul, because
they pay so much attention to “ things
which are behind.”
A one-armed man in Salem lately
applied for a divorce on the ground
that the hand he had given his wife in
marriage was lost, and that the con
tract was therefore void.
verything now. b sacrificed to
jolitics,” murmered a wretched youn"
' Brooklyn . wife, whose husband had
pawed her back bair for money to use
at the late primary election.. , . |
Two burglars, recently entered
house at I.acona, New Hampshire, and
were captured .:by a-plupky womap.
who kept them imprisoned until aid
came and they were taken to jail
Mrs. Barnett, of Boone county, Ky.-,
is a mourner because Janies, her '
band, hunglhiropelf. She doesn’t care
anything about him, but be spoiled hqr
best clothes-line in the operation.'
Miss Cobbe, an Epglish female adi
in mental philosophy, has lately pul
ed long and well-written articles in two
London magazines, ip which she.con-
tends that, dogs os well as. men have
immortal souls. , • ,
A Philadelphia prodigy is reported
in the person of a young lady who,
having lost both arms by a railway ac
cident, has singularly selected fine
sewing as a means of livelihood, using
her mouth to manage a Singer ma
chine. i riiigihjuia Hi *>Jt
A young lady at a recent fashionable
church wedding in New, York, seated
herself on the back of a pew for better
observation,.but seriously interrupted
the ceremony by an involuntary somer
sault and attempt to stand oh her head
in the pew just behind.
A maiden of sixty lately died in
Westmoreland, England, and left
$500,000 to a gentleman who had cap-'
turod her mature affections. The will
is now being contested on the ground
of irregularity, incapacity and ignor
ance. \
perspiration of.the. rn;>on;
5 A,Cincinnati youth advertises for a
situation, saying that: '♦ * Work is not
so When of au "object as good wages.”
|. Why is a dressing-gown the most
Jasting garment in a gentleman’s ward
robe ? Because he never wears it out.
A political opponent, mentions an'
Iowa paper as “ being printed on a
cheese press,, with shoe pegs for type.”
If a spoonful of yeast will raise fifty
cents worili of flour, how much wiil it
take to raise funds enough to buy
another barrel with ?
A tailor, speaking of the winter
fashion, says correctly; “ There’s not
much change in gentlemen’s pants this
month.”' ' •
At; Pittsfield, Mass., recently, a.man
with’a child under one arm, and A pig
under the other, joined in a funeral
procession.
, What is the difference between a
postage stamp and a mule ? One you
lick with a slick, and the other you
stick with a lick.
The Baltimore Sun calls Harper's
WeeHy~otherwise known as the
‘Journal of Civilization”—the “pic
torial pole cat 1” . .
A Florida exchange regrets that
its space is so taken up that it is com
pelled to omit all telegrapltic as well
as other news.”
If his satanic majesty should loose
his tail, 1 where should he go to supply
the deficiency ? To a gin-palaco, for
there bad spirits are retailed
Why W the blessed state of matri
mony like an invested city ? Because
when out of it we wish to be in it, and
when in we wish to be out of it.
“An enthusiastic student Of zoology
has been supping on Welsh rabbits for
a week, in order to ascertain whether
nightmares, were subject to the horse
disease..
TO
js
I offer GALENA LEAD, at |0 per hundl
NASSAU LEAD at |J4 ncr hundred..
Raw and Doited LINSEED OIL, *
TOLOR8 OF ALL KINDS,
CRANSFER PICTURES,
fob u j
m .
PAIN
T&UVERSITY LEAD; $12 per hundred.
[ The UNBQUA LED ATLANTIC, .918 -
*PuRE VARNI8HE8.
E COLORS,
SIIK^ find eyetythipg jn their. Une,
.ants,
RADWAY’S; VINEGAR BITTERS; FONTZ’S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS, and
a full line of other Patent Medicines, at .*
A very moderate advance rtu cost.
A FULL STOCK OF SOAPS,
From SO cents to. $3 per dozen
and everything olwj in my line
'PERFUMERY, from 00 cents to $10 per
: at prices satisfactory to afiy reasonable bin
dozen
TO
tiycr-
>•
A foil stock of every needed MEDICINE. SYRUPS, TINCTURES, EUKERS,
CHEMICALS. PURE POWDERED DRUGS. &c., &c„ all of PURE
QUALITY, arid CHEAPER THAN CAN BE
■4 purchased elsewhere. ~
TO MY GENERAL CUSTOMERS,
I offer at retail, a complete stock of CHOICE COLOGNES, fine. .EXTRACTS for
Handkerchief, Colgate’s COLOGNE, CASHMERE BOUQUET, and other
TOILET SOAPS, Genuine BROWN WINDSOR, INDIXICAL, and
many other varieties of SOAPS, Thc'liest COOKING EXTRACTS,
WHITE GINGER and SPICES, of all kinds, TOILET SETS, I,
and a variety of article* which roust be seen.
KT 7 Frequent calls are earnestly solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed In every
instance. , • .*: t
The Elevated Oven Cook Stove, with all Utensils, tor
Mag ini Warranted the Verr Beat. Operation Guaranteed or no Male
A. K. CHILDS, B. NICKLBSON, Y. H. IVYSN.
WM. KING, Jr, M, D.
GUILDS, NICKERSOM CO
WTTnT.P.aAT.U! Axrn duitatt ni? at.tt'tis tat
& CRANE
Washington’s tomb is adorned with beg
one of the neatest cod-liver oil signs
that a gifted fence-dauber ever slapped
on any -prominent object in that vi
cinity. ..
What positive proof is there that King
David and his son Solomon were tail
ors? “And Solomon mended the
breaches which David, his father, had
made.” • ■ n
LEAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THEIR CUSTOMERS THAT
THEY ARE READY TO SERVE THEM AGAIN
WITH THE LARGES1 STOCK OF
STEEL, NAILS,
IHOESE & MULE SHOES
Staple Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes| H0ESE SH0E nails . a01U cultdial imple
ments, CARRIAGE and SADDLERY HARDWARE,
A person complaining of a drink he!
once had occasion to indulge in, said i
he could not tell whether it was brandy I
ora torchlight procession going down j
his throat.
Pats and Groceries
THAT WE HAVE EVER OFFERED.
A soldier, telling his mother of the
terrible fire at Chickamaoga, was
asked by her why he did not get be
hind* treie.. “ Treel” said he; “ tl
wasn’t enough forithb officers.
A good deacon being asked to sub
scribe for buying a chadeller for the
church objected, saying: “ Now what
is the use of a bhandefier? After yon
get it you can’t get any body to play
onit. ,f !
Several people : who have answered
an advertisement promising a “correct
likeness of, yourself, and your fortune
told,^for two shillings, have received
a peniiy mirror, and been informed
that they can tell their own fortunes by
counting their money. •
Barnum wants to get a nightmare
to exhibit at his Museum. Let him
eat a mince-pie, three sausages, half
We are ready to receive all money due us. No customer)
shall be turned away who wishes to pay his account, as we[
^® r ® I liave plenty of time to serve tliem. nrt< tf
FELLOWS, HUBS, SPOKES, AXLES, SPRINGS.
&c„ RUBBER AND LEATHER BELTING,
BUGGY WHEELS, MILL SAWS, MILL '
FINDINGS, ANVILS, BELLOWS,
VICES, HOLLOW-WARE, &c.
TONS OF
Dicksons
SOLD THIS SEASON.
This Shows what the Plan
ters Think of it.
MORE OF IT USED THAN ANY
FERTILIZER IN MARKET.
Received!
ALARGE AND WELL SELECTED STOLE OF
v.'l
«©* Manufacturer’s Myetits for t/ie Sale of *
Brinley’s Steel Plows, Peacock Steel Plows,
Fairbanks’ Standard Scales,
“Sawyer’s Celebrated Cotton Gin,
Waiter Elevators and Pumps,
- j/ ; Circular-Saws, &c., &c,
L. Planters who used a few sack*
this season have already put in their
orders for a few TONS for next.
15*1. Look to your own interest, and buytFES*
TILIZER that is made in yonr own State, ui that
ou know is good.
&c«
the
once to bed. He will get one oi
animals in two boors or less.
A St. Louis gentleman took a room
at a Cincinnati boarding house recent
ly, .and was aroused early the follow
ing morning by the chambermaid, who
remarked that as it was near time to
set the breakfast-table, she would have
to trouble him for the top sheet.
A physiciau, on presenting his bill
to the executors of the estate of a de-
as!i|iSP«| A'C~K.$.$f v W AGrQNS
replied 'the executor; the death of the | ~ 1 j ** > >. rrl rt rfT- -• * »
’ — * -- - I ■ > *1 »lt* *. rtoo • -r.
deceased is sufficient evidence that you
attended him personally.”,
Receipts which some wag has con
cocted for the special benefit of farm
ers:
To prevent Hoof-Ail in cattle—Cut
their legs off just above the boois.
To make butter yellow—work in
scraped carrots tuid pounded butter
cup flowers.
To make bens lay—Cut their heads
off.
To fatten hogs—Own a grist mill.
To keep cattle free fromlice—Singe
the hair off close to the roots.
To prevent a cow from sacking her
self—Suck her yourself, or milk her
%
A North Adams womans, bereft of
her husband on Wednesday of last
week by one of the; conventional acci
dents in the Hoosac Tunnel, was o»
Friday, immediately after the funeral,
married to,his next .friend, who ypu
her heart by his kindness iff arranging
the obsequies.
There is jn Cedar Rapids; Iowa, a
lady who hwi'a perfect genius for mak
ing- rare and carious things. She has
invented ja machine for making lace,
consisting of one hundred bobbins, ape,
on this has manufactured handker
chiefs and collars and lace equal to any
imported from Paris.
“I am a princess in my own
right, for in my country the people are
j sovereigns and I am a daughter of the
people,” was what a bright and plueky
| American gul said to the Pope when
I he bade her kneel and receive bis
blessing. He sasfr the point and bless
ed her standing.
A forgetful young woman out West
the other night aroused the inmates of
a hotel to vbioh her bridal 1 trip bad
led, on acco
wife.
ingamanm
her room, The trifling circumstance
’o make a good garden—Get a good of her marriage that morning had quite
neighbor’s pou
time. .
poultry—Call at your
iltry yard in the night
^‘why
“Johny," said a teacher,
did’nt you wash y8Ur face V
“ I did wash it, sir."
V You didn’t wipe it all over, then."
“ I did wipe, it as high up as my
shirt would go.”
The " Sisters of Silence ” is a valua
ble Michigan association of women.
hoc memOry, and it wOs -not
until summary jhsndo/was about to- be
visited on tha offender tjuit .:«be .hap
pened to recollect it.
■k -ttnle akjsa. Ac
a pretty girl was figed by a magistral
horsewhipped by her brother, and bi
ried 'iOto thS'brain levbr by hlrwi
The clergyman also alluded to' t
affidr in ansrtnoa, the local editortook
rides with the clergyman and reviewed;
the case in.p: ‘
ate up ever^
dozen pickles, a plate of salad, and i
few pig’s feet, at midnight, and go at
if
s STOVES and
r 4ny article in our line not in stock mil. he ordered when desired, with the
I tad possible delay. Call and examine h\iir stock and prices. nov8-tf
BS, We Lave non- on fanud, and vUl eonUautt
keep a GOOIi STOCK, so that farmers can hul H
away before the busy season.
a Yuli stock of those Famous
‘Payments on 2 tine } Purchase
not due until Novem
ber Ist, IS 73.
CHEMICALS
Which we are offering at very low prices. We will alst keep during theseason
is Su: ’ " ” " " " ' “
Hake tlieir Own Fertilizes
ummey & Newton. AXES, at reduced prices.
Corner Thomas & Clayton Streets.
A fellow has been blowing out the
ras again at Auburn. His room was
woken info in time to save his life.
In the morninghe came down and re
marked: ' “That gas must have
leaked consifletfcly last bight* Upon
being assured that it had, be innocent
ly inquired: “Did it,run over and
spoil the carpet anywhere?”
A traveller, among other narrations
of wonders of foreign parts, declared
he knew a cane a .mile Ipng. 'The
company looked incredulous, and* H
was evident they Were not prepared to
swallow it, even if it should have been
a sugar cane. “ Fray what kind oi a
cane was it?” asked a gentleman,,
sneeringly.' “ It was a hurricane,” re
plied the traveller.'
Two gentlemen having a difference,
one went to the otlieris door, and wrote
** Scoundrel” upon It The other
called upon Ids neighbor, and was
answered by a eeryOJlt that his master j
was not pi home, '* No matter,” was 1
al SJPEC1MITY.
THE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING FORMED A PARTNER
SHIP, would mpoctfully Inform our fotraer patron?, anil the public generally, that we have
........ .. .
I now in (tore, and wUleontlnu, to kocp, oneof the finest stocks of me following over bought to Athens
Ilnfjlund Orr
AGENTS.
SUMMEV & FfEIVTOJf,:
j. H. mums & t;o.
... ;>v .:' r ',v r. i- ••••t wi I'l aii
. . , _4,« .. ' ;i*J,oti - -W-v'i i....
Broad St, Athens, Ga^
STAPLE DRY GOODS, HATS
BOOTS, SHOES,
MORRIS Sc FRFEMAN)
Agents, Carnesvill*-
OCt25-tf
A' GENERAL ASSORl ED STOCK OF CHOICE
the reply, “ I only wished to return, his I
visit, as bei left lus name At my door
. f*
in the morn fog.
A Danbury man; whose wife kindles ]
the fires, and gets-the room warm
enough for . him to move around com* I
fortably without putting on bis nether!
garments, .sat down Sunday morninj
on a chair which was already occuj
by a scalding hot lid holder. He hoi I
had p new tdaster put on himself find
some . on the ; ceUum just above the
chair; abd now kindles the fire himself.
A few days ago the inhabitants of a
country town in England were filled
with conjecture at the following sigh,
painted in large capitals on the front
of » house recently fitted up Ond to-
sorts'of Ladies, All was copstepna-
:ion. Inquiry was immediately set oh
foot is’to"' who this Mrs. Brown might
be, but no one could tell She was a
town. The second
week after the mystery was upravi
The house painter returned .fo
his work, and'concluded by ‘ a
“ and Genffeman’a Wearing Apj
And everything else found in first-class establishments of the kind.
To any one. wishing to STORE, COTTON, we have * FIRE-PROOF
, where tne charge is only 25 cents per month, and Insurance
as low as any other - Warehouse. : - * ;>
Pitner, O’Farrell Sc Jackson,
7 . - ?
Corner Thomas and Clayton /Streets, MJthens, Ga<
Give usa call before purchasing any where else.
AnA Kerosene Lamps.
, 205 BROAD STREET, AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
r " “ US —
DON’T FAIL TO GALLON
YOUR
CARPET DEPARTMENT.
English Velvet Carpets,
English Brussels Cnrpets,
Three Ply and Ingrain Carpets,
VeneUan Carpets,
sBacon, Flour, Lord, Kingston, S;isS.:
Y ™ . • 1 .■**.? :5r;jr: ! r '-" 1 « ^ ^ uiw
• r '' and einent*
otha.
Stair 1 Oarpetaand Hi
Mattings, Drugget* &
Beapectfally Aalc Vour Attention to n Fnll Line .of . tfc* Following Goods
- -twistels will be Sold sso K>own» any othe* Uonaei
GROCERY DEPARTMENT,
Curtain Materials.
Cornice* and Bands,
Lace Curtains,
■tta&allslm*,
Hair Cloths, aU widths,
Choice Family
Groceries,
no*iv«d weekly,
WaU
and Borders,!
Beautiful Chfoaioa?
Carpels, Oil Oaths
and Curtains
short notice.
made and laid at
very Sack is Wariranled Cenaine
WE CAN ALSO SUPPLY' '
TO THOSE DESIRING TO
Those Buying Note will yd on as
lervr.s as those who Buy in
the Spring.
he Chicago Farm Pumps
Are Cheap. Biaitta «aA Effletak _
OVUB 100,000 eOTlH.
EVERY PUSO* WARRANTED
Ay-tan (h» MS*>.
CHILDS, NICKERSON & t**
General Hardware Steals
nov8-tf AOEHTS.
DANIEL’S MAGIC OIL
A SBRK CUBE FOR RUSCXATB*- _
Certificate from the Rev. Mr.
Omlaad. White County.
reby cerufy that twelvemoatbs
I hereby
severe attack of
which I sufihredae
.Spersoni
in most Of
say that no
nofXt*t
