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EVERY rpn, JTIORJVIJVG, W. & T. L. GANTT, — AT — PER ANNUM ATHENS BUSINESS CARDS, Ctudt in this Column, $12 a year per tqr. IVERSITY HOTEL. S.H. 1AMPKIN ^fcfT^NG OPENED A HOTEL JLjL on Wall slreot offers to oar citizens and the travelling public, select BOARD and Lodgings If desired. Table always furnished with the best the market affords, and served up in a superior manner. Giro me a call. feb2;-!t Livery Stable pr J HAVE A LIVERY STABLE On Thomas Street, where Horses will be FED and cared for. Also, WAGON YARD. aa. I am prepared to Feed Droves of Horses and Mules. Parties will do well to call. j: z. cooper. Lively, Feed and Sale Stable, ATHENS, C3-A- OANN & REAVES....PROPRIETORS TTTILL BE FOUND AT THEIR Y V old stand, rear Frankiin Housebuilding, Thomas street. Keep always on hand good Turn outs and carerul drivers. Stock well cared for when entrusted to our care. Stock on hand for sale at all times. decl3-tf Surveyor, Architect. rpHE undersigned, having a com- JL plete Ml of Surveying instrument*, is now ready to do all kinds of Surveying, via.: Laying off City Lola, Hamesleads, Plantations, Ac., and Making accurate Plot* of the same. Hois also prepated to execute all descriptions of Drafting, to ftirnish Plans for Houses, Bridges, Ac., and make estimates of cost. Can be fouud at the Law Office of Captain C. P. Lumpkin. E. K. LUMPKIN. J anil*If County Surveyor. LAMAR CO"B, A. S. ERWIN, HOWELL COBB COBB, ERWIN & COBB, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ATHENS, GEORGIA. Office in the Deupree Building. AF9 SAMUElTp. THURMOND, •Attorney at L,atv, ATHENS, GEORGIA. *•” OfBc* owr Barry'a Store, Broad Street.^* Will Practie* in the Counties of Clarke, Walton, Jacksan, Banks, Franklin, Madison and Hall. Some of our Western exchanges are doing Satin irreparable injuryby com paring Grant to him. Ridiculous enough. A 200 pound poetess writing verses about what she would do “ if she were a sunbeam.” A veiy wealthy farmer of Ohio county. Ky., has this “notis” posted up iu his field: “ If any man’s or woman’s cows or oxen gits in these here oats, his or her tail will be cut 06 as the case may be.” Four gushing young maidens of twenty-five or forty, a cunning fringe of hair on the forehead, in poodledog style, is the proper thing. New Orleans newsboys increase their profits by selling old newspapers to the colored members of the Legislature without being detected. A school boy being asked by his teacher how he should flog him, replied “if you please, sir, I should like to have it upon the Italian system of penmanship, the heavy strokes up ward, and the down ones light. An East Indiana journalist says it must be happy thought that his blood and that of his sweetheart mingle in the same—mosquito. A Montreal man, iu a fit of drunken rage at his wife, went to the cemetery and mutilated a costly monument she had placed over the remains of her first husband. When you see a man dead in the road, with long hair, no underclothing, and his boots run over at the heel, may be quite confident it is a newspaper man, murdered for bis money. Do you like codfish-balls, Mr. Wiggins?” Mr. W. hesitatingly—“I reaeiy don’t know, Miss; I don’t recal* lect ever attending one.” A boy’s idea of having a tooth drawn: “ The doctor hitched fast on me, pulled his best, and just before he killed me the tooth came out.” A negress, speaking of one of her children who was lighter colored than the rest, said: “I neebber could bear dat brat, ’cause it shows dirt so easy. During the war one of the Northern hotel-keepers was on a visit to Nor folk. The eggs came to #te table boiled hard. PAHSTTING. W. M. BO\E ■DROPOSES TO DO ALL KINDS ft- of Painting—Houh, Carriage and Furniture work-in tbe neatest, cheapest and most durable ftfle. Also, imitatien work and glazing and paper banging done at short notica. Prompt alien ion fiven to all orders left at the his Shop on Clay ton street, 2d n, Athen- Ga. fob?—ly. Drug Store*, or at door S. E. Episcopal churcl ta « !$©-§* S 8, Og o Sa ©1*1 i- m 52J r 53 £2 7 _ |cr 3 So 1 K si ?§ >• J. 5 5- Six =j-;i „ HodS §,>li 2= ji 5 ^ g ^ SlSl-s! I? =2 ea-©5-« d H Sj rm; 5? rtU) S c M n ^ c e~ — I 3 JL lf ; !l ^ « H g> 5 X z= '3 Athens Foundry & Machine Works. (GENERAL FOUNDERS AND Vj Machinists. Pattern Work, Smithing and “Look her,” said the hotel-keeper, “Sambo,, these eggs are boiled too hard. Now take my wateh and boil some three minutes by it.” An Irishman being asked in court for his certificate of marriage, showed a big scar on his head about the shape of a shovel, which was pronounced sat isfactory. A Yorkshireman went to consult one of the most conscientious lawyers, and, after stating his case, said, “Now, sir, I know you’re a lawyer, but I wish you would just please tell me the truth about this matter.” There is at least one happy man Connecticut. His wife, who has been dumb for twelve years, has just recov ered her speeeh. Imagine the ; man’s condition when we say making up for lost time! A young lawyer of Philadelphia wrote to an old limb near Chicago thus: “Is there an opening in your part of the country that I can get into?” Answer: “There is an open ing in my back yard, about thirty feet deep, no curb around it. If that will suit, come on.” A young man in Louisville, examiti ed a keg of damaged gunpowcer with a red hot poker to see if it was good. It is believed by his friends that he has gone to Europe, although a mau has found some human bones and piece of shirt about twenty miles from L ‘ “ Short sleeves have gone out of fash ion even in full dress. Duchess cloth is the finest woollen fabric ever manufactured. Suits of grey stuff with stripes that look like spouge are worn. “Orange blossom faille” is the latest material for bridal dresses. Velvet and yak lace are the standard trimmings of the season. Massive cut steel buttons are the latest adornment for ladies’ costumes. The vulgar custom of displaying weeding presents has gone completely out of fashion. Taterials formed of alternate stripes of satin and velvet are very fashionable for skirts. The fade tints are going out, and the old fashioned, bright, positive col ors are being worn again. Silks are less expensive this year. The ladies herein bavin a most excel lent excuse for getting three new silk dresses instead of one. Steel buttons are blush, or browDed like a rifle barrel, or else cut into glit tering points. Carved wooden buttons are also worn. Lace is used in great profusion on the bonnets of the spring. Lace strings are again in vogue, fastened under the chiu with a little bunch of rose buds. The most fashionable walking cos tumes are of very light colored cloth, trimmed with dark velvet bands. The skirt is striped lengthways with velvet bands. The new club-handled parasols are common. They were stylish a year ago. The ladies who are now on their way back from Europe will bring the correct thing. Sashes are now worn lined with another color, as blue lined with rose, buff for instance. They are made with a long swinging loop to hold up the pouffe of the dress. Oxydized silver ornaments are much use on bonnets. They aro in the form of shields, poignards, buckles, birds, helmets, anchors, battle-axes, medallions, filingree ferns, thistles, and what-not jets are also much worn. Among new colors are ainon, a eenish yellow; alligator, a purplish ue; corbeau, crow color; ecorce ehen, a greyish blue ; suede ; paor peacock color; apricot; nicolo ; blanc et perle; blanc et argent; blanc et or d blanc et ble. s poor she is Repairing. Having an extensive collection Patterns, manufacture IRON AND BRASS CASTINGS Mill aitd Gin (rearing, Mining and Mill Machine ry, flUam Engines, 6aw Mills, Hoisting Screws, Lighter Screws, Sugar Mills, Cotton Seed Crush ers, Shafting. Pulleys, Threshers, Fan Mills, 8maUera, Bark Mills, Mill Spindles, Horse-Pow ers, Battle Staffs, Mill Cranks, Corn Shelters, Ac. Alto manufacture, and are Agents for. the most approved Turbine Water Wheels, Brooks’ Patent BerolringCetton Press, Iron Fencing, Grave En closures, Balconies, Ac. R. NICKERSON, IV 1 Agent and SuparinlenJ.nl. W.B.—Mill Findings furnished at menufartu- rtr’i prices. Jan 24.ii- CHARLEY KILL „ . At the eld established BAIBEB-SMOP, Oa Broad Street, ore? the More of Mcsara. J. R. A L. C. Mathews, hare th* best and most attentive varkman and all the modern appliances for Sharing, Shampooing, JTair- dresstng, etc., Tarflea aodahildran waited on at their residences, when desired. Pott mortem cases will receive oouisville. A cunning lawyer, meeting with shrewed old friend on a white horse, determined to quiz him. “Good mor ning, daddy. Fray, what, makes your horse look so pale in the face?” “AhI my friend,” replied the old man,,’ if thee had looked through a halter so long thee would look pale too.” The following is from a cemetary in Maine, and was erected by the widow: Sacred to the memory of James H R—m, who died Aug. the 6th, 1800. His widow who mourns as one who can be comforted, aged 45, and possessing every qualification for a good wife lives at—street in this village. Dd careful attention. Oct. 11,1S72. BOOTS <5B CjEiAJPFIlSr, Market Street, near Court House, Family Grocery and Bar Room Muatantly on hand choice Family Groce ries, of all kinda, and the best brands of Wine*, L.ouora and Cigar*. “ • e»n. you will ted everything in aur Une of the heat, and prices at losras the lowest. Fine Whisky, Uirvet from the distilleries, for gale by by the bottle by .ilkiJ * R- T. BRUMBY & CO. .33 DANIEL’S magic oil. &®s^afaisB?sMs A South American newspaper man confound him, has spoiled all further items about very old people in United States by telling about a Bra zilian nearly two hundred years old, Thus does foreign competition ruin home industry, and still the free-tra ders raise their barbaric yawL He gave the negro his splendid gold watch. In about five minutes freedman returned with the eggs and watch on the same plate. The watch was wet. “ What have you been doing to my watch V asked the Northern visitor. “Why, it’s all wet.” “Yes, sah,” said the negro, biled de watch wid de eggs. All right dis time sah.” An Indianapolis woman recently give birth to a child during her hus band’s absence, and jnet before bis turn the neighbors borrowed two other babies and plaoed them in bed with the little stranger. When the father asked to see his child, the coverlid was turned down, and altboagh he must have been immensely surprised, cooly turned to bis wife and asked, “Did any get away?” A farmer living several miles out of town came up to Danbury recent! trade, uccoiupained by a little c _ The Danbury dogs never saw this dog before, and went for it. Every once in a while, despite the owner's surveil- liance, the pup was pounced upon. Toward, night the fanner departed for home with what was left of the ani mal done op in brown paper. THE MARRIAGE OF GREAT HEN. Byron married Miss Milbank to get money to pay his debts. It turned out to be a bad shift. Robert Burns married a farm girl with whom he fell in love while they worked together in the plow field. He was irregular in his life and commit- ed the most serious mistakes in con ducting his domestic affairs. Milton married the daughter of a country squire, but lived with her but short time. He was an austere, ex acting literary recluse, while she was rosy, romping country lass that could not enduring the re«traint imposed upon her, so they separated. Subse quently, however, she returned and they lived tolerably happy. Qtuen Victoria m d i'r nee Albert were cousins, and about the only ex ample in the long line of English mon- aichs wherein the marital vows were sacredly observed and sincere affection existed. Shakespeare loved and wedded a farmer’s daughter. She was faithful to her vows, but we can hardly say the same of the great bard himself. Like most of the great poets, he show ed too little discrimination iu bestow ing his affections upon the other sex. Washington married a woman with two children. It is enough to say she was worthy of him, and they lived as married folks should — in perfect harmony. John Adams married the daughter of a Presbyterian clergyman. Her father objected, on account of John’s being a lawyer—he had a bad opinion of the morals of the profession. John Howard, the great philnn thropist, married his nurse. She was altogether beneath him in social life and intellectual capaity, and besides this was fiity-too years old, while he was but twenty-five. He would not take “ No” for an answer, and they were married and lived happily together until ehe died, which oceured two years afterward. Peter the Great, of Russia, married a peasant. She made an excellent wife and a sagacious Empress. Humboldt married a poor girl be cause he loved, her. Of course they were happy. It is not generally known that Andrew Jackson married a lady whose husband was still living. She was an unedacated but amiable woman, and was most devoutly attached to the old warrior and statesman. John C. Cal houn married his cousin, and their children, fortunately, were neither dis eased or idiots, but they do not evince the talent of the great States Rights advocate. A traveler in the State of Illinois, some years ago, came -to a log caben on the prairies, near Cairo, and there halted. He went into the house of logs. It was a wretched affair, with an empty packing box for a table, while two or three old chairs and a disabled stool graced the reception room; the dark walls of which were further ornamented by a display of tin ware and a broken delf article two. The woman was crying in one cor ner, and the man, with tears in his eyes and a pipe in his mouth, sat on a stool, with his dirty arms resting on his knees and his sorrowful looking head supported by his hands. Not a word greeted the interloper. “Well,” said he, “you seem to be in awful trouble here; what is up?” “Oh! we are most crazy, neighbor,” said the woman, “and we ain’t got no patience to see folks now.” “That is all right,” said the visitor, not much taken aback by his polite re buff ; “but can I be of auy service to you in all this trouble?” Well, we have lost our gal; our Sal is gone off and left us,” said the man, in tones of despair. “Ah! do you know what induced her to leave you ? remarked the new arrival. Well, we can’t say, stranger, as how siie is so far lost as to be induced ; but then she has gone and disgraced us,’ remarked the afflicted father. Yes, and not as I should say it, as is her mother, but there went a pootier gal in the West than inv Sal. She has goDC and brought ruin on us, and on her own head now,” followed the stricken mother. With whom has she gone ?” asked the visitor. Well, there is the trouble. The gal could have done well, and might have married Martin Kehee, a capital shoemaker; and though he ain’t got but one eye, plays on the flute mighty well and earns a good living. Then look what a home, what a life she has deserted ! The gal was surrounded by all the luxury in the county,” said the father. Yes, and who knows what poor Sal will have to eat, drink or wear now ?” groaned the old woman. And who is the fellow that has taken her from you to lead her into such misery ?” quoth the stranger. “Why, d n him, she has gone off and married a critter called an edi tor, as lives in town, and the devil on ly knows how they are tamake a liv ing” . longevity in the old and n WORLDS. < ' "i - Aat ■; ■■ ) -T1.1H- r-Olai llte idea generally held that the bid world has the advantage of the new, ]/ in the matter of longevity is combaf ’ with success by a writer in the Ba more Underwriter. It seems by: a careful analysis and comparison of vt, tal statistics, that in Eugland, Den mark, Belgium, Norway aud Sweden, Austria, Prussia and Frauoe, the nuni- e 0 _ of death each year is 1 out of every j * 43 inhabitants, with England as the low est and France asthe highest rate, being 1.out of 46 and 32 respectively. In the United. States there is about -1 deatbout of every-61 inhabitants: in the north-western states, 1 in 120; in cr JYt I T the middle, 1 to 83; in the southern,* , ‘ * IhiFAlLlrtU! SPBA4F46J - ... - 1. for Liver Complaint and lha nalnfnl «wW 5 nrtng- J er-lived thau males; especially is this so in settled states, and where proper attention is given to sanitary matters. In 1870, there died in the United State 565 men 762 women over the age of 95. PARANTAGE OFJOHN WESLEY. For oxer rWtyf*«irI tMr , ! '^ for Litf.c Complaint and the painful _ thereof, to-wlt: DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPA , . Jaundice, BUitoua attacks, SICK.;HEADACHE, Oolie, Depression of Splritt, SOUh STOMACH, Heart Burn, CHILLS aid Fl5vER,Ao., Ac. . , will tare Thousand* After years of careful experiments, to meet a great and urgent demand, we now produce from our original Genuine Poxcdtrt, THE PREPARED . _ —" v | * »v W f iu alio oguviiv l/*fi 70; aud iu the gulf states, 1 63. Arkansas, as a state, has the highest rate of mortality, and Oregon the lowest; the former 1 in 49, and the latter 1 in 209. (It will be notic ed how uear England, as a nation, and Arkansas, as a state, are together 4 Li 4 uid form of simmon*’ Lirer Regulator, cou- in the death-rate.) Females are lobe- tai ?i“S all its wonderful and valuable properties, • - - - -' P ana offer it in . ONE DOLLAR BOTTLES. Tlie Powder*, price t* before, ...$1.00 per pockage.- Sent by mail 1.04 •• O-A.XJTXOJST. ; ‘ Buy no Powders or Prepared Simmons' Regula tor unless in our engraved wrapper, with trade mark, stamp and signature unbroken, None oth er Is genuine. v- J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Macon,_Oa., and Philadelphia la Property, 10 days, per aq„ Eatray Notices, .80 days BherifftSalca, per levy of IP Unea or leu.... I Foreclosure Mortgage per aquaae each time—. I • RulaKlal’a. oer eouare. i«rii tin ,. mi | M [NOTICE OF CHANGE of schedule viw CUity iKUV tOU I ,MIH. naa-j ,aaaaai SOLD BY ALL DKliGGlSTS. Jac3-Gm ' J ’ ' In 1701 a clergyman of the Estab lished church of England, the first man who wrote in favor of William of p.ag.W-.r ‘Rlnrifl Orange as successor to James H., ob^ -—II IDA Ft Oil A J3IOOC1 THE OLD G ARRET. arly of The little boy saved from the wreck of the Atlantic was not saved for noth ing. Glory waits him. Also money. Together with a giraffe, a fet woman elephants, and other curiosities, he is offered the proud privilege of travel ing with Mr. Barnum. It is delight fully gratifying to know that tbe terms proposed by Mr. B. include $20,000 andthe right to sell his photograph.— Iribun. A country minister of “ limited ca pacity” recently married a second wife a widow of some property. Being an ardent servant of Mammon, fui him nwrhhrr asked him if he did not do well by the second marriage. “OJyes, indeed,” hesaid with animation ana then, as an expression of reverent awe, stole into his face, he added, “and what is veiy remarkable, tbe clothes, of my wife’s first husband just fits | me." served that his wife, a very beautiful and accomplished woman, to whom he was tenderly attached, and with whom he had lived in delightful harmony for 11 years, did not respond when he prayed for the king. “Why do you not say Amen, when I pray for his majesty ?’ he inquired. “Because,” she calmly replied, “I do not believe the prince of Orange to be king !” “In that case,” returned the unbending Orangeman, “we must part.” It does not appear that the wife, a conscienti ous, tar-minded woman, who was wil ing to give the liberty ehe exacted, made any effort to turn him from his purpose; she seems to have had as strong belief in the sincereity of his convictions of duty as she had in her own. Accordingly the reverend gen tleman went up to London and re mained a year, leaving several children and the care of the parish and parson age to his wife. At the end of that time William of Orange died, and as the lady could respond with a hearty “Amen” to prayers for Queen Anne, the husband and wife were reunited. Among the 19 children of the beauti ful, strong-minded loyalist, and the inflexible, scholarly revolutionist, were Jolfa'and ChariesrWtesley. Thf. Henpecked Man.—The hen pecked man iz most generally married but there are instances on the record of single men being harrassed by the pullets. Yu can alwus tell one ov these kind ov men, espeshily if they are in the company ov their wives. Thay looked as resigned tew their fate az a hen tur key in a wet day. Thare aiut nothing that will take the starch out ov a man like being pecked by a woman. It is wuss than a seven months’ of the fever and' agy. The wives of henpecked husbands most always out liv thair victims, and I hnv known them to get married agin. BLOOD AND LIVER At LONGS & BILLUPS. TTSED bouiaml easi Georgia. prepared DR. WM. And for sale br Merchants generally BARRETT, LAND A ~ Agents. ^ BEUSSE&MOO Keeps Comt intlv on Hand the Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars, AT WHOtE«ALE AND RETAIL. , , • At thoix BAR w,iU be fount!-tbe |>est of' every thing to drink, aervea up "accdhHng to Gunter.'' Gentleman will also find 8o. BILLIARD TABLES, kept in good order. Ur To the Children ! ■**-! sr f t SUPERIOR [ 8 ,„ cT I CHEWING GUM At LONGS & BILLUPS. 2 ‘ -.1-0 ; BUY YOt/N PIANOS and AT HOME AND SATE FREIGHT.- « T THE UNDERSIGNED 18 PREPARED TO FURNISH ‘ /cil Yo •{diu’i d:n»v eJutxrns rid ai ■JSPj.WfStSSJ rat aoqu of GBt)RQM {MtlEROAfi! ' jH ' V Datf'P6&Wi& •JterzntlSifrEr ttied' ffVaiivJid u q ve* »(**** «#•*?; MACONAm>AUGUtitA A. tR.' t'"u- w.. Arrive IS rr.? : Itl fir Night Passenger Train. f»«8±±===aAlW: VtMongor* from Atlanta, Athen*, Wuhtaflfru&pi and station* on Geotfia Railioad, by faking Day Passenger Train will make connection U- umr with the*Trmin for Mncop. « j and First-cue* tl«cpiDgO»r»cjt> all Night Trite* on J| asrij,!.?-©® Mui one as it seems to me one of us has described in one of his books; but let us look at this one as I can reproduce it from memory. It was a flooring of laths, with rides of mortar squeezed up between them, which, if you tread on you will go to—the Lord have mercy you ! Where.will you go to? The same being crossed by narrow bridges of boards, ou which you may put your ieet, but with fear and trembling. Above and around you are beams aud joists, on some of which you may see, when the light is let in, the marks of .. , .— . ,h„ cnchoid.1 Clippiw of tile braad- f* ‘"“-f “IS? TS MEETING WITH UNPK§CJJ-. JL dented •ucecn; fully establishing ita Main as th# iTANDJtJtV WAtEl: }VU£*L 2W> an# in use all over the Unloq, and evare « heal heard, from Is tflrite unqUUSed satisfaction. All six**, (Tom ft to 72 inches in diameter, manufactured by the Stillwell A Bierce Namifarlurinjr ( emptey. .i ftV* For descriptive circulars and price list sp- !.i>- i— l -1) THE MOST APPROVED MAKES, Prices, Delivered in Athens orE kcvlae in ll ( FREE OF FREIGHT. Every Instrument Sold by Me is Fully Warranted FOR FIVE YEARS! I will furnish ANY PIANO MADE IN THE UNITED ST^ES at as low a price as the same can be bought any where else. Give me your orders, and I will sell you S.PXANO that will give satisfaction Please remember that I cannot bo undersold. , . * _ axe, showing the rude way in which' the timber was shaped as it caiue, full of sap, from the neighboring forest It is a realm of darkness and thick dust, and shroud-like cowehs and dead things they wrap in their gray folds. A garret is like a seashore, where wrecks are thrown up aud slowly go to pieces. There is a cradle which tlie old man you just remember was rocked there is the ruin of a bedstead he died on; that ugly slanting contrivance used to be put under his pillow in tbe days when his breath came hard; there is his old chair with both arms gone, symbols of the desolate time when he had nothing earthly left to lean on; there is a large wooden reel which the blear-eyed old deacon sent the minis ter’s lady, who thanked him gracious ly and twirled it smilingly, and in fit ting season bowed it out decently to the limbo of troublesome conveniences. And there are old leather portmante aus, like stranded porpoises, their mouths gapping in great hunger for the food with which they used to be orged to bulging repletion; and old >rass andirons, waiting until time shall revenge them on; their paltry substi tutes, and they shall have their own again ; and bring with them the fore stick and the empty churn, with its idle dasher which the Nancys and Phebes, who have left their comfort able places to the Bridges andNorans, used to handle to good purpose; and the brown shaky old spinning wheel, which was running, it may be in the days when they were hanging the Sa lem witches.—Oliver Wendell Holmes. the Lord!) who understood all the henpeck dodges. One ov the kind ov husbands iz an honor to his sex. The henpecked men, wkep he gits out dinungst men, puts on nn air ov bravery and defiance, and once in a while will git a leetle drunk aud then go home with a firm resolve that he will be captain ov his household; but the old woman soon takes the glory out of him and-handles him just as she would a haff grown, chicken, who had fell'into a swill barrele-^nd had to be jerked o^awfut Jwfc T. A. BURKE. ATHENS, GA. ^asontiblcOfl^^JustRcceivcd ... • i u.ioAl *4. m: '\.rufifr r AT iLiflimoO Vi Egg-eating Dogs.—“ W. C. G.,” of Boston, suggests a specific for Egg eating Dogs, viz: “ Blow an ordinary ben’s* egg, expelling the entire contents, stop up one end with wax. Then fill it from the other end with strong spirits of ammonia, or 4 Hartshorn.’ Seal that end and then put it where the di can get it If he crashes it, he will never be desirous of repeating the luxury of egg-eating. After the dog has had one ammoniacal feast, a little of the fluid poured into the nest, will remind him of the fact, that, he once was burnt and also will serve to cleanse the nest from vermin.” Billings. , 4—i- Jesse Grant, son of the President of that ilk, has gone to California with Senator Cole’s family. His Excellen cy wants him to knock around a while and get some of tbe green rubbed off by the attiation of the world before set tling him down to supersede Colonel somebody on General somebody else’s staff.—Oourier^Toumal. Mb. Beecher om South Caroli na.—In his sermon last Sunday isven- ing, enforcing the idea that into might be heroic, even in a bad cause, Rev.' H. W. Beecher said: He did not know on earth a more pitiable sight than South Caxqlijte It was atone tiig&tbe richest and 'proud est of the States. It inaugurated those ideas which led to the disaster of war and the cleansing of South Carolina had risked and sarrificed everything for their principles. They had seen their children'laid ip the grave and their households reduced to beggary, and yet, in the plentitude o£ their sorrow, they would, take back no partitSe dt thefr faith in the cause.— Though in a bad cause, they showed a heroism it would be well to pattern and admire. • " ' ? ” ‘ > Mr. Christopher S. Arnold; of Washington City, petitions for a di vorce from Mrs. Emma Arnold, ou the grounds that he married hci; at the mouth of her father’s pistol, and that Mrs. Arnold now confesses that she had.no mote right reclaim him as the fathor of the little stranger than sever al other gentjemen sne could have named if she would. There are few uglier places fbr an innocent man to marry at than the mouth of an angry parent’s pistol, and if the court doesn’t grant Mr. Arnold a divorce, he ought to try what virtue there is in pistols himself. Louisiana.—The Halifax Record condenses into the following little paragraphs the whole of the Louisiana case: Happily rehabilitated. Happy Louisiana! Usurpers, sustained and upheld by Federal bayonets, mad e to overthrow the government of her citizens; still sheiS “happily rehabilita ted! ' n ifTm; u 1C uu . or (tilted tbe Mona?. <1 ! > • •«< ■ > WIRE HANGING BASKETS,,io great variety,. BEAUTIFUL TOILET SES, v * Refrigerators and ice cb$.stS, ^ ^ ; 'wICE CREAM FREEZERS, o* - ^ ! WIRE DISH COVERS, HI?, HAT and PLUNGE RATH TUBS, INFANT BATHS, FOOT, BATHS. . K I .*» tetbftu if J.ff itVB • A SHALL LOT OF THE CELEBRATED With ot without Extension Top. The tale of tbi* Stove has been unprecedented since ila introduction Every Stove guaranteed to give entire aatU&cti n. Everything usually kept in a ftari-oUa* HOUSE FURtZISHING HOUSE as Cheap as they can be parebaaed gny where. W Call and examine. i" - 'n * ir E. E. JONES. ft-l I .! “Happy Louisiana! Federal j uiage relieves her people or the choice of their representatives, and selects men of his own political tar ty, still, she is happily rehabilitated! Corner Thomas $ Clayton Streets. *r. y, . ,, j ).»>: Tlilritl It! “dl -\\TE, THE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING FORMED A PARTNER- VY SHIP, would respectfully inform our former patroni, and the public generally, that ye here nowin afore, and will continue to keep, tbe tiueet stock* of tne following ever bought tu Atofena. Dry Goods, Groceries, 1 Hats, .. m Wi; . ft! t.,:i i . r. : \ . . * • ir.J; <* r ■» «!3rv»f rkrli 'H*-* t BOOTS,SHOES, dl frilWJej iI jjdJ J.ol -rn'T 't Cl And everything else found in first-class establishments of tha kind. a jnmiren To any one wishing to 8TORE COTTON, we have a FIfitUPROOF'r rr , WAREHOUSE, where fhe charge is only 25 cents per month,- add Insurance * JL as low as any oilier Warehouse. ?- t ;- Piiner, O’FarreU & Jackson 'Absolutely tho Bari protection Agrinat Fira. 1 Sinfoob^OO^JW vrorth'of'pn^ertj* ritvad ftom ha dair-e. ?*ZfE , _ it . In daily uao by the Fire Departments of tlx nrinelpa! cities of the Union. The Goremmon »e adopted it. Tie leading Railways oa* it. Send For IU Re.-ord. fohtt-ly Gift 1 Oilj Reliable (till Dutrihdoln the Ctaair $60,000 oo IS VAIUABIE GIFTS TO BS DIBTRlfeuVED «f ,! ‘ r - lfWtli Aegular monthly ENTERPRISE t l Tabs drawn Monday, April 2Sth, 1873/ l Two Urfind CaptUi*«f-« t $5,000 each in Greenbacks •i Home jujdEadgyj with Sllver-Mountea Hamaa'i, • IO Family Sew! Rosewood Planoe. worth ring Maifiluea, worth SI00 PsMiJfaiBSdssa.’itolttijai •^wafeiKa{Ras; worth from S-ift to S300 each. agents wanted,to , whom LIM-al Premiums will ^CKETS. to • >anrf» *MbMa 4l; Six.Ttokat* ! CiroUlar. 'mntaiuing'a ftdl Hri^f'priiei, ad» sent to any one. ordering them. AH IuUmmmI b? “ 1 oS?5f - -»*•• L.B. SINES, Bo* ft* , w. Fifths*. mb HmmSmm mn Nr ;—u"? agyf '-r— A LEOTUME r‘% pa i“Ore«a Book,',^hS- -ssstSl, .thtoy* anvelopr. on th* reoetptof age ftmmpa.' Also, Dr. C Guide," Price, SO rants. A CHAS. J. ,'Newlork, tu OLUTION. heretofore or cm JrSRu d f