The Carroll County times. (Carrollton, Ga.) 1872-1948, January 26, 1872, Image 1
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Carrollton, Ga.
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Newnan, Ga.
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few" Orders solicited from Carrollton.
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CARROLLTON, GEORGIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY 26, 1872.
If you love me, tell me so;
I have read it in your eyes,
I have heard it in your iighs,
But my woman's heart replies,
“If you love me, tell me so.”
Should I give you Yes or Nol *
Nay. a girl may not confess,
That her answer would be “Yes"
To such questioning, unless
He who loves her tells her so.
If you love me. tell me so,
Love gives strength to watch and wait,
Trust gives heart to any fate;
If you love me. tell me so.
How He Came to be Married.
It may be funny, I’ve done it. I’ve
got a rib and baby. Shadows depart
ed, oyster stews, brandy cocktails, ci
gar boxes, boot jacks, absconding
shirt buttons, whist and demijohns.
Shadows present—hoop skirts, band
boxes, ribbons, garters, long evenings,
juvenile dresses, little willow chairs,
cradles, bibs, sugar-tits, paregoric, hive
syrup, rhubarb, senna, salts, squills,
and doctor’s bills, i’ll just tell you
how I got taught. I was always the
darudest, most tea-custard bashful fel- 1
low you ever did see, it was kinder in
my line to be taken with the shakes
every time I saw a pretty girl ap
proach ine, and I’d cross the streets
any time rather than face one ; twasn’t
because I didn’t like the critters for
if I wasn’t behind the fence looking
through a knot hole, I could not look
long enough.
Well, my sister Lib gave a party
one night, and I started away from
home because 1 was too bashlul to
face the music. I hung around the
house whistling “ Old Dan Tucker,”
dancing to keep my feet warm, watch
ing the heads bobbing up and down
behind the window curtains, and wish
ing the thundering party would break
up, so I could get to my room. 1
smoked up a bunch of cigars, and as
it was getting late and uncomfortable,
1 concluded to shin up the door post-
No sooner said than done, and I soon
found mysell snug in bed.
“ Now,” says 1, “let her rip! Dance
till your wind gives out,’and cuddling
down under the quilts Morpheus got
me.
1 was dreaming ol soft-shell crabs
and stewed tripe, and having a good
time, when somebody knocked at the
door and woke me up. “ Uap,” t ap,
rap.” Then 1 heard whispering, and 1
knew there was a whole raft of gals out
side. Then bib sings out; “Jack, are
you there ? "
“ Yes,” said I.
Then came a roar of laughter.
“ Let us in,” said she.
“ 1 won’t,” said i. “Can’t you let
a fellow alone ? ”
“ Are you abed ? ’’ says she.
“1 am,” says 1.
“ Get out,” says she.
“I won’t” says I.
Then came another laugh By
thunder I began to git riled. “Get
out you petticoated scarecrows! ” said
I. “Can’t you get a beau without
hauling a fellow out of bed? I won’t
go with you—l won’t, so clear out.”
And throwing a boot at ths <L>or I
felt better. But presently I heard a
still small, voice much like sister Lib’s,
and it said : “ Jack, you’ll have to
get up for all the girls’ things are
there.”
Oh, mercy ! what a pickle! Think
of me in bed, all covered with muffs,
shawls, bonnets and cloaks, and
twenty girls outside waiting to get in,
With a muttered prayer for safety, 1
rolled out among the bonnet ware and
ribbons in a hurry. Smash went the
millinery in every direction. I had to
dress in the dark—for there was a
crack in the door, and girls will peep
—and the way I fumbled about was
death to straw hats, the critical mo
ment came. I opened the door and
found myself right among the women.
“ Oh, my leghorn ! cried one.—
My dear, darling winter velvet!” cried
another, and then pitched in-—and pul
led me this way and that, boxed my
ears, and one bright-eyed little piece,
Mat her name was, put her arms
around my neck and kissed me right
on the lips. Human nature could not
stand that, and I give her a* good as
she scut, If Wfts the th'st time 1 ever
gpt the taste, and it was powerful
good. I believe I could have kissed
i that girl from Julius Ctesar to the
fourth of July.
“Jack,” said she, “we are sorry to
disturb you, but wont /or see we
home ? ’’
o Yes, I will,” said I.
I did do it, and had another smack
at the gate. After that we took a
kinder turtle dove after each other*
both of us sighing like a barrel of
cider, when we were away from each
other,
’Twas at the close of a glorious sum
mer day, the sun was setting behiud a
distant hen roost, the bull frogs were
commencing their evening songs, a»d
pollj wogs, in tlieir native mud-puddles,
were preaparing for the shades of
night, and Mat and myself sat upon
an antiquated black log, listening to
the music of nature, such as tree
frogs, roosters and grunting pigs ; and
now and then the music of a jackass
was wafted to our ears by the gentle
zephyrs that sighed among the mullen
stalks, and heavily ladeu with the de
licious odors of hen-roosts and pig
styes. The last lingering ray of the
setting sun, glancing from the buttons
of a solitary horseman, shone through
a knot-hole in a hog pen, full in Mat’s
face dying herhair an orange peel hue,
and showing off my thread bare coat
to bad advantages ; one of iny arms
was around Mat’s waist, my hand rest
ing on the small of her back; she was
toying with my auburn locks of jet
black hair ; she was almost gone and
I was almost ditto. She looked like
a grass hopper dying with the hiccups,
and I felt like a mud-turtle choked
with a codfish ball.
“Mat, said I in a voice as musical
as the notes of a dying swan; “will
you have me ?”
She raised her eyes heavenward,
and clasped me by the hand, had at
tack of the heaves and blind staggers,
and with a sigh that drew her shoe
strings to her pallute, said, “Yes.”—
She gave clean out then, and squatted
in my lap. I hugged her till I
broke my suspenders, and her breath
smelt of onions she had eaten two
weeks before.
Well, to make a long story short,
she set the day, and we practiced for
four weeks every night, how we would
enter the room to get married, till we
got so we could walk as gracefully as
a pair of Muscovy ducks. The night,
the company and the minister came,
the signal was given and arm in arm
we went through the hall. We were
just entering the parlor door, when
down I went kurslap on the oilcloth,
pulling Mat after me. Some cussed
fellow had dropped a banana skin on
the floor and it floored me. It split an
awful hole in my easimeres, right un
der my dress coat tail. It was too
late to back out ; so clasping my hand
over it we marched in and were splic
ed and taking a seat, I watched the
kissing the bride operation. My
groomsman was tight, and kissed her
till I jumped'up to take a slice, when,
oh, horror ! a litttle six year old imp
had crawled behind ine and pulled my
shirt through the hole in the pants
ami pinned it to the chair, so when I
jumped up I displayed to the astonish
ed multitude a trifle more white raus
lin than was pleasant. The women
giggled, the men roared, and I got
mad, but was finally put to bed, and
so ended my troubles. Goodnight.
Not a Marrying Man.
A year or two before his death Ar
temns Ward visited the Mormons at
Salt Lake City. On his return he
wrote a book giving an account of
what he saw and heard, in which
among other thing he tells of the nar
row escape he made from being mar
ried to seventeen young widows, as
follows:
I regret to say that efforts were
made to make a mormon of me while
I was in Utah!
It was leap year when I was there,
and seventeen young widows, the
wives of a deceased Monnan, offered
me their heart and hand. I called
upon them one day, and taking their
soft, white hands in mine, (eighteen
hands together,) I found them in tears.
And I said, “Why is this thus?
What is the reason of this thusness ? ”
They hove a sigh, seventeen sighs
of different size. They said :
“Oh ! soon thou will be gonested
away.” I told them when I got ready
to leave a place I wentest.
They say “ Doth not liKe us? ”
I said, “ I doth, I doth.”
I also said, “ I hope your intention
are honorable, as I am a lone child;
my parents lining for, far away,”
They then said, “Wilt thou not
marry us? ”
I said, “ Oh, no, it cannot was.”
Again they asked me to marry them
and again I declined, when they cried!
“Oh ! cruel man ! this is too much,
oh! too much
I told them that it was on account
of the muchness that I declined.
Sqre Eyes. —The following receipt
for the cure of inflamed eyes |s given*
“Take a potato, and after quartering
grate the heart as tine as possible, and
place the gratings betwen pieces of
cambric muslin. Place the poultice
over the eyes inflamed, and keep it
there fifteen minutes. Continue the
eperation three successive nights and
a perfect cure ensues.” It is worth
trying by tho§e afflicted with sore
eyes.
—— — •«», <■.
3*3?* The Star says Upson county is
out of debt, and has two tflousaud
dollars in her treasury.
Business Law.
It is not legally necessary to say on
a note 4t for value received.”
A note on Sunday is void.
A note obtained by fraud, or from a
person in a state of intoxication, can
not be collectd.
If a note be lost or stolen, it does
not release the maker; he must pay it,
if the consideration tor which it was
given, and the amount, can be proven.
An endorser of a note is exempt
from liability it not served with notice
of dishonor within twenty-four hours
of its non payment.
A note by a minor is void.
Notes bear interest only when so
stated.
Principals are responsible for the
acts of their agents.
Each individual in a partnership is
responsible for the whole amount ol
the debts of the firm.
Iguorance of the law excuses no
one.
It is fraud to conceal a fraud.
The law cempels no one to do im
possibilities.
All agreement without considera
tion is void.
Signatures made with a lead pencil
are goon iu law
A receipt for money paid is not le
gaily conclusive.
The acts of one partner bind all the
others.
Contracts made on Sunday cannot
be enforced.
A contract made with a minor is
void.
A contract made with a lunatic is
void.
Chicago Greed.— The report of
the Commissions on purchasing the
land for the new Government building
in Chicago is not very favorably re
ceived in Washington, The aggre
gate price asked by the ten or twelve
owners for the remainder of thesqiaare
on which the burned post office stood
is $2,119,000, or considerably more
than half of the entire appropriation
for the land and proposed buildiug.
Avery few of the offers are at fair and
reasonable fiigures; others are at one
hundred per cent, advance above the
average values before the lire. The
prospect now is that, in view of the ex
orbitant demands of these property
ow ners, the site of the Federal building
in Chicago will be in someone of the
twenty-four squad’s next adjacent to
that lately occupied by the post office,
as w r as authorized by the appropria
tion bill.
Homely Girls.
How did that homely woman con
trive to get married/ is not unfre
quently remarked of some good do
mestic creature whom her husbaud re
gards as the apple of his eyes, and in
whose plain face he sees something
better than beauty, Pretty girls who
are vain of their charms are rather
prone to make observations of this
kind; and conscious of the fact that
flowers of loveliness are often left to
pine on the stem, while weeds of
homeliness go off readily, is no doubt
in many cases the bottom of the sneer
ing question. The truth is, that most
men prefer homliness and amiability
to beauty and caprice, Handsome
women are sometimes very hard to
please. They are apt to overvalue
themselves, and in waiting for an im
mense bid occasionally overstep the
market. Their plain sisters on the
contrary, aware of their personal de
ficiencies, generally lay themselves out
to produce an agreeable impression,
and in most instances, succeeded.
They don’t aspire to capture paragons
with princely fortunes, but are willing
to take anything respectable.
Georgia Western Railroad En
gineeks;—=Tlie talented and energetic
Corps of' young engineers, all from
Atlanta, employed by Maj. Campbell
Wallace to make a preliminary survey
of the projected road in August last,
will soon be reorganized to commence
the location survey. Maj. Wallace,
in his address before the Chamber of
Commerce, paid the Corps, a deserved
compliment in saying they had faith
fully, expeditiously aud economically
completed the survey iu tfre most sat
isfactory manner. The corps con
sisting of Capt. Johu A- Grant, R.
Peters, Jr., C, S, Solomon, J. D. Pat
terson and A- Cassin, w*ill commence
the locatien survey early iu February.
—Atlanta Sun,
V&* Thro* negroes were killed last
week, by the caving in of an embank
ment on the new grade of the Air
Line road near, Gainesville,
■ «•»
Qne Oregon editor alludes to
the purchase of a mule by a brother
Journalist as a remarkable case ol seif
possession.
—r=
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Time*.
North & South Railroad,
We published last week a letter
from Col. MeDougald, President of the
North Jc South Road, stating that the
survey would be commenced zrom La-
Grange to Franklin, as soon as the
survey subscription for this county
was deposited withF. A. Frost, bauk
er in LaGrange. Col. Chiplev, Sec
retary and Treasurer of the Road, has
written to Judge W. I. Mozely,of this
place, in which he states that the sur
vey will certainly start to this placet
so soon as the money is deposited as
above stated. He assures J udge Moz
ley that notone dollar of the money
shall be used until the survey reaches the
Heard line, but the money must be
placed where it can be used when
needed.
This is nothing but right, and we hope
those who have subscribed to the sur
vey will turn over the amount to Judge
Mozley, who will transfer it to Mr.
Frost. Let there be no more delays
in this matter, and we will have the
cars to Franklin by next Christmns.
Things are working right now—let us
keep the ball iu motiou.— Heard Coun
ty 2fexcs.
The Young Widow.
A census taker, going his round,
stopped at an elegant brick dwelling
house, the exact locality of which is no
business of ours.
He was received by a well-dressed
lady who could well be recognized as
a widow of some years’ standing.
On learning the mission of her vis
itor, the lady invited him to take a
seat in the hall. Having arranged
himself into a working position, he
enquired for the number of persons
in the family of the lady.
“Eight sir,” replied the lady, “in
cluding myself."
“Very well—your age, madam?”
“My age, sir,” replied the lady, with
a piercing dignified look. I conceive
its none of your business what my
age might be ;you are inquisitive, sir.’
“ The law compels me, madam, to
lake the age of every person in the
ward. Its my duty to make the in
quiry.”
“ Well, if the law compels you to
ask, I presume it compels me to an
swer. lam between thirty and forty.
“ I presume that means thirty-five? ”
“ No, sir, I mean no such thing—l
am only thirty-three years of age.”
“Very well madam,” putting the
figures, just as you say. “Now for
the ages ot the children commencing
with the youngest if you please.”
“Josephine, my youngest, is ten
years of age.”
“Josephine—pretty name—ten.”
“Minerva was twelve last week.”
“Minerva—captivating—twelve.”
“Cleopatra Elvira has just turned
fifteen.”
“Cleopatra Elvira^—charming—fif
teen.”
“Angelina is eighteen, sir; just
eighteen.”
“My eldest an only married daugh
ter, sir, Anna S' phia, is a over
twenty-five.”
“ Twenty five, did you say ? ”
“Yes, sir. Is there anything re
markable in her being of that age? ”
“ Well, no, I can’t say that there is
bnt is it not remarkable that you
should be her mother when you were
only eight years of age f ”
About that time the census taker
was observed running out of the house
—why, we cannot say. It was the
last lime he pressed a lady to give her
exact age.
“Flippity Floppity.”
A Country girl once went to the city
to pay a visit to one of her old and best
friends; this friend was married to a
rich city merchant, and was a leader
of sash ion. In city etiquette, of course,
the visitor was verdane, and made nu
merous mistakes. Her triend wished
to initiate her fully into the “myster
ies ’ and as they were going to a large
ball, gave her the following inductions,
viz: Eat only one small cake and one
saucer of icecream; and when your
attendent presses you to take more,
answer that you have masticated a
sufficiency, and more would be a su
perfluity, Things went on smoothly
until her attendant asked her to par
take ot more refreshments, when, to the
horror ot her friends and amusement
of the company, she answered, in a
loud voice, “I have evaporated insuf
ficiently; any more would go flippity,
floppity.”
*
A little boy having broken his rock
ing horse the day it was bought, his
mama began to scold, when he silenced
her by inquiring, “.What is the good
of a horse till it’s broke.
——»«t>»
“My son,” said an old lady, ‘ how
must Jonah have felt when the whale
swallowed him?” “A little down in the
mouth” I suppose," was the prompt
response.
Puzzling A Doctor.
Mr. M, ail army surgeon, was very
f)hd of a joke (unles perpetrated at his
own expense,} and had, moreover, a
great contempt for citizen officers who
were renowned more for their courage
than their scholarship. One day, at
mess, after the decanter had perform
ed sundry perambulations of the table,
Captain S., a brave and accomplished
officer, and a great wag, remarked to
tbe doctor, who had been somewhat
severe in his remarks ou the literary
deficiencies of some of the new offi
cer:
‘Dr. M., are yon acquainted with
Captain G.?’ *
‘Yes, I know' him well,’ replied the
doctor; he is one of the new set. But
what of him?’
‘Nothing in particular. I have just
received a letter from him, and I will
wager you a dozen of old port that
you cannot guess in six guesses how he
spells cat?’
‘Done! it's a wager.’
‘NYell, commence guessing,’ said S.
‘K, a, double t.’
‘No.’
‘K, a, doubl t, e.'
‘No.’
‘K. a, t, e.’
‘No! try again.*
*C, a, double t, e.’
‘Well, then,’ returned the doctor,
C, a, double t,’
‘No, that’s not the way; try again—
it’s your last guess.’
*€, a, g, h, t.’
‘No, that's not the way; youv’e lost
your wager,’ said S.
‘Well,’ said the doctor, with muck
petulance of manner, ‘how does he
spell it?’
‘Why, he spells it c, a, t,’ replied S.,
with the utmost gravity of manner
amid the roar of the mess, and almost
choking with rage the doctor sprang
to his feet, exclaiming—
‘Captain S., I'm too old a man to be
trifled with in this manner!’
Sense and Nonsense.
Man’s greatest eneinv is the wine
glass; woman’s the looking glass.
Foi the first time in sixteen veal's
there is not a Washburn in Congress.
When is an original idea like a
clock?—When it stikeg one.
A young woman was sent to a New
Jersey jail a day or two ago for drunk
ness. Once she was the belle of New
Haven, Connecticut;
Hope haz made a great menny
blunders; but there iz one thing about
her that I alwus did like, she means
well.
The Church of England begs the
\\ esleyans to come in and warm it :
but the latter are afraid of “taking
cold."— Christian Leader.
A boy who undertook to ride a
horseradish is now practicing on a
saddle of mutton.
Stranger (meeting a boy,) “where
can I get a shave?'’ “Just around the
corner, sir, 14th National Bank.
Shave you and cut your eye teeth
too.”
A gentleman took a lady out to rido
the other evening, and came homo
with a false curl attached to his cap.
He wonders how it got there.
“Sir" said a blustering little man to
his religious opponent. “I say, sir,
*to w hat sect do you think I belong?’*
“\\ ell, I don’t exactly know,” replied
the other: “but to judge from your
make, size and appearance, I should
say you belonged to a class called the
insect"
A countryman walking along the
streets of a town found his progress
stopped by a close barricade of timber.
“What is that for ?” he said to a person
in the street. Oh, that’s for to stop
the cholera " “Ah, I have often heard
of the board of health, bat I never s»w
one before.”
An Illinois paper edited by M,
Steel, says s “A printer last week pro
posed to go into partnership with us.
His name was Doolittle. The firm
name would sound very bad, either
way you put it-^Steel” & Dooliitle,
or Doolittle & Steel. We can’t join
One of us would go to the poor-house
and the other to the pententiary.
A Plantation N f.guo’s Prescription,
—*A gentleman in Alabama, in exert
ing himself one day felt a sudden pain,
and fearing his internal machinery had
been thrown out of order, sent for a
negro of his plantation, who made
some pretentions to medical skill, to
prescribe for him. The negro, having
investigated the cause, prepared and
administered a dose to his patient with
the utmost confidence of a speedy
cure, No relief being experienced,
however, the gentleman sent for a
physician, who, on arriving, inquired
of the negro what medicine lie had
given his master. Bob promptly an
swered:
“Rosin and alum, aah.
“What did you give them for?" con
tinued the doctor.
“Why," replied Boh, “de alum
to draw de parts togeddef, and rosin
to sodder ura.”
v Tim pitv'ot eventually recovered.
NO. 4.