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THE CARROLE COUNTY TIMES.
VOL. I.
Tlic Ca rroll County Times.
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| ■•/uut 1 began to advertise my Iron ware free
■v, imsinesv increased with amazing lapidity. Tor
_ T sura pist 1 have spenl £30,1)00 yearly to keep
iv superior wttres before the public. Il.nl I baen
imidin advertising, f m ver should have possess,
j tnv lurtitue of X.i00.000,” —McLeod lPtiun Hit'.
IlilUjtUll.
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ilte.ri<>tlvr». '—Muort Hoy.
ATiat audacity is to hive, and boldness to war,
llk uLillful use of printer's ink, is to success in
l)U»illSi , H ” — }lArc/f*r,
■ Without the uid of advertisements I should
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he most complete faith in printer's ink.’’ Adver
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I GLO. IV. HARPER,
Attorney at Law,
Carrollton, Ga.
G 1.0. IV. AC ST IN
Attorney at Law,
Carrollton, Georgia.
j J. BLALOCK,
Attorney at Law,
Carrollton, Ga.
Special attention paid to all Jaw matters.
Bit. W. W. KITTS,
Physician and Surgeon,
Carrollton. Ga.
B. 1). TUOM ASSON,
Attorney at Law,
Carrollton, Ga.
T BARNKS,
Gun Smith and Repairer,
Carrollton, Ga.
J. 0. MULLKNNIX.
Boot and Shoe maker,
Carrollton, Ga.
V W. A G. W. MERRELL,
Attorneys at Law,
Carrollton, Ga.
Sjieojal attention given to claims tor prop
<r:‘J taken by the Federal Artny, Pensions, and
'’dwGovernment claims, lloinsteails, Collec-
Imt», & e ,
"i Id's. Ilia tidier, Joseph L. Cobb.
UIIANDLER & COBB,
Attorneys at Law,
... Carrollton, Ga.
, | practice in the Su|>erior Courts of the
‘d!ii|MM)sa and Rome Circuits. Special at
f jii.on given to all business connected with
J lp of Estates, and the col
eotion of claims. Cilice in the Court House
R EESE’S SCHOOL,
Carrollton, Ga., 1872,
Motion for Forty Weeks, from sl4 to $42.
,( ' lro >a sl2 to sls j»er month.
I J iei,s -d Monday in January next,
forms one half in advance.
A. C. REESE, A. M., Principal.
IT* For Board apply to Hr. I.N. Cheney,
,n l H. Scogin, Esq.
*’• A. ROBERSON,
Carjienter and Joiner,
Carrollton, Ga.
k, ." <ls Carpenters work done at
rt notice. Patronage solicited.
V ’M. REYNOLDS’ HOTEL,
Newnan, Georgia.
Til: , Reynolds. Owner and Proprietor.
Wit" 1 "’ 3 *'’ 8 sl ß , P^ e( l "’itli the best the mar
adonis. Board as cheap as any wliera
K ‘hrgia. Board Two Dollars per Day.
-GjGo & MARTIN,
U°ibe. S’gn Carriage
And Ornamental Painters,
Also i • Newnan, Ga.
*ith ’ ainan( i decorative paper hanging done
’j, rn , ,l i t ' at aes3 and dispatch. All orders
' attended to.
■** Orders solicited from Carrollton.
-Medical card.
N Or. I. N. CHENEY,
arj) j l l, |Gluiiy iitiouns tlie cili/ens of Ca, roll
] oc . ai '|acent counties, that he is permanently
tj C j '' at ( arrollton, for the purpose of Prac
to r.u ’ le dicine. He gives special attention
'turns ti ."i Uic '^ is . eases of Females. He re
*nd h ' illn i to **' s e,, ds for past patronage,
Vioii !Ps ’ • c * ose attention to the p rotes
lon - to merit the same,
Savannah, Griffin & N. Ala., Railroad
leaves Griffin
leaves Newnan
‘oive. «t Grtin,,' 2l »
aQ ects at Griffin with .Macon aud Western It.
Written for the Carroll Couaty Time*.
To Delinquent Subscribers in
the S. G. & N. A. R R
Come up with the money, no longer delay,
The rail-road is coining at no distant day;
Pay up your subtcripiions ana shortly you’ll bear,
The sound of the whistle, shrill, shrieking and clear
Contractors are busy in grading the way,
W. a spades, picks aud shovels, they’ra moving
the clay;
The trains will be rnnning. and speedily too,
If you will pay up. as yon promised to do.
Remember we’ve begged, be*ought an J implored,
Aud luve called for your stock, all of which yon
ignored,
While others hare Wiped out and settled their score
You put iu the jntifvi />lta of “too poor"
Too poor indeed sir! are you able to work?
If so draw yourcoat and “pitch iu like a Turk”
Tour name’s on the book aud your stock can be paid
By a vigiiaut use of the pick-axe and spade.
Our clever old Captain has fully complied,
filth‘all the conditions and terms *n his sido;
The depot Is located, you said when ,twas done,
You’ld pay up your stock, audyh-e the big gun.
Now stick to your promise; be true to your word,
Nor longer postpone it, for t hat is absurd;
He’ll fully receipt yon, and thank you to boot;
And if this fails to evit you, we'U give you a suit.
Rail Itoau.
Carrollton, January 27th 1872.
A California Ghost Story.
upon a time there stood near
the villiage of Seaford, in one of the
California mountain towns, a beautiful
cottage embowered in vines and fruit
trees. The propietors name was Wil
liam Ashdale. He was a carpenter by
trade. Having acquired a small fortune
byjmining, and being a bachelor, he
thought that by building a cottage lie
would soon find a young lady who
wVwld consent to be his wife, and share
his home and fortune. Rut, alas, like
many human hopes, he was doomed
to disappointment. After finishing
his building, and spending the rest of
his little fortune in furnishing the ap
pai tments, lie found himself without a
dollar, and he was compelled to let
his abode to a rich Colonel, who, to
gether with his wife and daughter,
was visiting at that time in the neigh
borhood for the purpose of recruiting
his health.
We are obliged to give a short de
scription of the house, because it is
necessary to the sequel of this story.
On entering the cottage, the visitor wa
struek with the exquisite taste with
which the carpenter had lifted up the
interior. A passage ran the entire
length of the dwelling, dividing it in
two compartments, the whole passage
panelled and painted in immitation of
oak and lauiel. At the farthest end
of the passage was an oval window of
stained glass, about live feet from the
floor. ■ The cottage contained a parlor
and dining-room, besides two bed
rooms, a pantry, a scullery. The only
entrance was through the front door.
The Colonel, together with his fam
ily and servant girl, were the only oc
cupants of the cottage, and nothing
seemed to mar the quietness of the
family. Regularly, night alter night,
they went to bed about nine o’clock.
They had occupied the dwelling
about four weeks, when, at about 9
o'clock one uijdit, the Colonel thought
he heard a low, creaking noise in the
passage. Thinking it might be rob
bers the Colonel soltly opened the
door.—He was a fearless man, believ
ing neither in ghosts nor hobgoblins,
and for other enemies he had a revol
ver in his hand. Peering iu the dark
ness of the passage, he saw, by the
window, a black shadow
disappear through the wall.
The next moiling the Colonel exam
ined every nook and corner of the cot
tage, but discovered no secret outlet.
He looked at an tried all the fasten
ings of the doors and windows, but all
were as secure as bolts and bars could
make them.
The next night the inmates wer
awakened by the screams of the ser
vant girl. On entering the passage,
the Colonel found her lying upon the
floor in convulsions. When becom
ing quiet, the girl stated that as soon
as she had put tilings all right in the
kitchen, she had sat down to read a
newspaper. After reading awhile she
felt very sleepy, so she lighted a can
dle, extinguished the lamp, and closed
the passage to her bedroom. She put
her hand on the door handle, but the
door was locked.
Not wishing to disturb the family
she was about turning back to the
kitchen, when the light was blown out
and the candle dashed from her hand.
With a scream, she fell to the floor,
and lost all consciousness. The Col
onel found the key of her bedroom on
the floor of the passage. Telling the
girl not to say anything to her neigh
bors about the affair, at least not un
til the mystery was cleared up.
On the following morning the Col
onel went to the cabin of the carpen
ter, and told him about the mysteri
ous noise and the fright ot the servant
gil l. The carpenter said that he had
never slept in the cottage, aud there
fore he did not know anything about
it The Colonel returned home, and
to quiet the fears of his family he told
CARROLLTON, GEORGIA, FRIDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 2, 1872.
them that he had found out the cause
of the noise—it was rats.
Several nights passed, and nothing
was seen nor heard, but on the fifth
night, near twelve o’clock, the same
Qreakiug noibe was repeated. The
Colonel took his revolver in his hand,
and approached his bedroom door,
against which he put his ear. He dis
tinctly heard a low, shuffling sound.—
He stepped back a tew paces, and lev
eled his revolver at the door, ready to
fire. He heard a key turned in the
lock, and soon the door opened and on
the threshold stood the figure of a
man.
'Jdie Colonel took careful aim, and
fired. With a groan the figure fell
back on the floor of the passage. The
screams of his wife and the girls were
fearful, but the Colonel with a loud
voice stopped their outcry. Procur
ing a light, the Colonel went out into
the passage, and, on removing a mask
from the face of the prostrate man, he
recognized, to his astonishment, the
features of the carpenter.
On examination, it was found that
William was still alive. The bullet
had penetrated the arm, and, as was
afterwards ascertained, breaking onlv
one of the smaller bones. As soon as
William was able to speak, he confess
ed to the Colonel how he had entered
the house. lie said that the wash,
stand in the kitchen hung on two con
cealed hinges, aud as the back of the
wash stand was part of the actual out
side of the house, it took but a slight
push, and it would move from its po
sition leaving an aperture large enough
for a man to crawl through into the
kitchen. He had made the concealed
door merely for the purpose of trying
| to see if he could construct a secret
! means of egress from the house. As
; he knew that the Colonel had large
| sums of money in his bedroom, he had
j made up his mind to rob him. Twice
he had entered the house, but each
time he was frightened away, first by
the Colonel, whom he saw as lie open
ed the bedroom door, and the second
time by the girl. And now, after his
third attempt, he had received a just
punishment, and he begged tor mercy.
The Colonel told the carpenter that
as he was already punished enough he
would not prosecute him for burglary,
I and the culprit, still upon his knees,
; thanked him tor his leniency, and
promised that as long as he lived he
would never make another attempt at
burglary.
The next day the Colonel and his
family returned to -San Francisco.
Money, Credit,Keeping Promises
“ I don’t care how well a man is
educated if he has no idea of the use
of money, and credit, and good sense,
lie is not worth much. If he contracts
a debt, let him pay it. If he promises
anything let him do it. If possible,
let him give his excuse. If I had not
stuck close to these rules, I would not
have succeeded as I have in life.
And yet so many of our boys place
no value upon these things. If they
get money, they can’t rest until it is
all spent. It they can get things on
a credit, they never think of paying
for them. If they make a promise,
they break it oftener than they keep
it. They don’t seem to have any cor
rect idea of the use of money, or cred
it, or the wrong ot breaking promises.
Boys with good education often make
very worthless men for these reasons.
No one will have any dealings with
such boys or men, after they learn
their true character. They stay poor
and despised all their lives, while
those who act differently soon work
themselves into comfortable and prof
itable places.”
Boys, this is sensible talk. Read it
and think seriously over it.
BaT The boys don’t do things now
like they did when Noah Webster was
making spelling books. An old man
near Pleasantville,the other day, found
a rude boy posting Lyda Thompson
leg bills all over his door-yard fence?
and desired him to desist; but the
young sauce-box told him plainly he
would not, and slapped up another
naughty picture. “ Won’t you,” said
the old man, “ then I will fetch you
down.” So he pulled out a horse
pistol and shot several times at him,
but this only made the youngster
laugh, for the old man was cross-eyed
and could not hit a barn door. “ Well,
well,” said the old man, “if neither
words nor horse-pistol will do, I must
try what virtue there is in nitroghcer
iue; ” so that old man pulled out a t wo
quart can of torpedo mixture and ex
ploded it under the chap, who coolly
whistled “If Ever I cease to Love,”
while the old man went roaring away
into the sky like a kite.— 'Titusville
Herald.
To pardon those absurdities in our
selves which we cannot suffer in others,
is neither better nor worse than to
be more williug to be fools ourselves
than to have others so.— Tope.
From th» San Francisco Chronicle.
Telegraphic Tricks.
THU DANGER OF OPERATING AT A HOTEL
BREA KF AST-TABLE.
Two young men, telegraph opera
tors, who board at one of our leading
third-class hotels, and being of some
what hilarious disposition, find great
amusement in carrying on conversa
tion with each other at the table by
ticking on their plates with a knife,
fork or spoon. For the information
of those not familiar with telegraphy
it may be well to state that a combina
tion of sounds or ticks constitutes the
telegraphic alphabet, and persons fa
miliar with these sounds can converse
thereby as intelligibly as with spoken
words. The young lightning strikers,
as already stated, were in the habit of
indulging in table-talk by this means
whenever they desire to say anything
private to each other. For instance,
No. 1 would pick up the knife aud tick
off some remark as this to No. 2:
“ Why is this butter like the offense
of Hamlet’s uncle?”
No. 2—l give it up.
No. I—Because it’s rank and smells
to heaven.”
Os course the joke is not appreciated
by the landlord (who sits close by,)
because he doesn’t understand tele
graphic ticks, and probably lie would
not appreciate it much if he did ; but
the jokers enjoy it immensely, and
laugh imoderately, while the other
guests wonder what can be the occa
sion for this merriment, and naturally
conclude the operators must be idiots.
A lew days ago, while the fun lov
ing youths were seated at break
fast a stout built young man entered
the dining-room with a handsome girl
on his arm, whose timid blushing
countenance showed her to be a bride.
The couple Had, in fact been married
but a day or two previous, and had
come to San Francisco from their
home in Oakland or Mud Springs, or
some other rural village, for the pur
pose of spending the honeymoon.—
The telegraphic tickers comenced as
soon as the husband and wife had
seated themselves.
No. 1 opened the discourse as fol
lows : “ What a lovely little pigeon
tHis is along side of me—ain’t she ? ”
No. 2—“ Perfectly charming ; looks
as if butter would melt in her mouth.
Just married, 1 guess. Don’t you
think so ? ”
No. I—“ Yes, I should judge she
was. What luscious lips she’s got!
If that country bumpkin beside her
was out of the road, I’d give her a hug
and a kiss just for luck.”
No. 2 —“ Suppose you try it any
how. Give her a little nudge under
the table with your knee.”
There is no telling to what extent
the impudent rascals might have gone
but for an amazing and entirely unfore
seen event. The bridegroom’s face had
flushed, and a dark scowl was on his
brow during the progress of the tick
ing conversation ; but the operators
were too much occupied by each other
to pay any attention to him. The
reader may form some idea of the
young men’s consternation when the
partner of the lady picked up his knife
and ticked oft’the following terse but
vigorous message :
“ This lady is my wife, aud as soon
as she gets through with her break
fast I propose to wring your necks—
you insolent whelps.”
The countenance fell very suddenly
when this message commenced. By
the time it ended they had lost all ap
petite and appreciation of jokes, and
slipped out of the dining room in a
very rapid and unceremonious manner.
The bridegroom, it seems, was a tele
graph operator, and “knew' how it was
himself.”
Pointed —A correspondent very
pertinently remarks that some say its
no use for them to advertise, as they
have been in one place of business all
their lives, and every body knows them.
Such people seem to forget to take in
to consideration that our country is in
creasing in population nearly forty
per cent, every ten years; and no
matter how old the place may be,
there are constant changes taking
place—some move to other parts, and
straugeis take their places. In this
age of the world, unless the name of
a business firm is kept constantly be
fore the public, some new firm may
start up, and, by liberally advertising,
in a very short time take the place of
the older ones, and the latter rust out.
as it were, and be forgotten No man
ever lost money by judicious advertis
ing. This is the opinion of a gentle
man who speaks from an extensive
aud successful experience.
He that gives good advice; builds
with one hand; he that gives good
counsel and example builds with the
other; but lie that gives good admoni
tion and bad exam] >le, builds with one
one hand and pulls down with the
other.— Bacon.
Lectures in a Workshop—No. 1-
i There is no necessary connection
between manual labor and degrada
| don no essential disjunction of the
work of the hands from that of the
head ; neither any law of nature
which should make impossible or eveu
difficult, an alliance of good manners,
high morals, and elegant accomplish
ments, with the active duties of the
mechanic. On the other hand, these
things are of immense value to a work
man. lie cannot bring superfluous
talent to his work, however simple
habit may make it appear ; lie cannot
have too much of that patience and
self-denial which are found most high
ly cultivated in the most polished cir- ‘
cles. There is no one good quality of
the gentleman which can sit ill on the
mechanic however poor he may be
Labor is neither a disgrace nor a curse.
Some persons regard its muscular de
mands as the result of sin and curse ;
but in the Bible, which all can read
for themselves, it is said of the first
man, that his Maker placed him in
the garden of Eden to dress it and
keep it. It would therefore seem to
have the sanction of Scripture, when
it is asserted that labor is an ordinance
of God tor our highest and best wel
fare. The Creator of the universe
hallows it in his superintendence of
the most beautiful mechanism for the
blessing of his creatures ; aud his me
chanical skill may be recognized in
every prairie flower and in every snow
flake, and his exertions seen when the
forces of nature are urged through
the channels of vegetable life and the
bare forests and brown grass shoot
forth atresh their foliage aud don
again their mantle of living hues;
" hen the ice bound streams, impelled
by some mysterious agency which we
cull gravitation, burst their icy bar
riers aud obeying a common tendency,
flow into a common ocean. But per
haps some will be ready to say that
all do not labor ; and that while one
man tugs at the printing press and an
other spends his strength in strik
ing the anvil or filiug at the vise,
there are others who are exempt from
toil and have little to do but to speak
a tew words, or to draw up a legal
document, or to prescribe a remedy
tor disease. Now among working
men, and especially with mechanic ap
prentices, the impression too often
prevails, that a professional man en
joys an immunity from labor ; their
ideas ot professional toil are all limit
ed to the preparation fora diploma, or
admission to the bar; and these once
obtained, and the office taken and the
sign hung out, they think there is lit-
tie lor the physician and 1 lie lawyer to
do but to sit still and allow the money
of the laboring men to How into their
pockets. Now what is it that consti
tutes labor? All toil is not alike:
there are some kinds of mechanical
employment which demand less mus
cular effort than others. The watch
maker uses a much lighter hammer than
the blacksmith, and the engraver
works with a finer chisel than the
stone mason ; and yet all these may .
lay claim to be called mechanics, and
to earn their bread by honest toil.—
Where, then, shall the unity of labor
be found? Certainly it is not in the
amount of muscular demand. Shall it
be defined as production ? Is it that
mechanical or that agricultural skill
which produces the comforts of life?
The printer produces books and news
papers, and the author produces the
thoughts that make the printer’s work
something more than lifeless paper and
ink. The copyist, too, produces man
uscript which may prevent fraud and
injustice. The truth is, every man
who is employed, whether with the
head or the hand, is a laborer and pro
ducer. All are laborers ; and if some
wear working jackets while others
don broadcloth, it is because it is fit
ting that every man should array him
self in the garments best adapted to
his toil. Muscular exertion is not
the only labor ; for there is many a
studious man who would gladly ex
change his aching head and excited
nervous system, and sleepless nights,
for the clear brain, and healthy tone,
and sweet repose, that of themselves
more than compensate for the severest
muscular exertion. Indeed the bal
ance of ease in many respect* is in favor
ol the men who follow the plough, or
push the plane, or carry the hod, from
morning till night. Headwork knows
no ten hour regulation it caunot be
set aside when the sun goes down, or
suspended on account of the weather;
but its demands are ceaseless, and no
compensation of wealth can restore
the balance, and bring the head worker
to an equality of ease with the manu
al workman. A true man feels that
life is something more than a scramble
lor wealth, or an opportunity for vice,
or a thing of sloth ; and whether his
pulse throb beneath homespun or are
covered with purple and fine linen,
lie will be a worker. Toil, toil, either
of the brain or the hand, —is the only
true manhood, the only true nobility.
—lndustrial Jlonthty.
How to Cook a Husband
As Mrs. Glass said of the hare, you
, must catch him. Having done so, the
mode of cooking him so as to make
a good dish of him is as follows: Many
good husbands are spoiled in the
cooking; some women go about it as
if their husbands were bladders, and
blow-them up; some keep them con
stantly in hot water, while others
freeze them by conjugal coldness
some smother them in hatred, conten
tion, and variance; and somo keep
them in pickle all their lives.
These women always serve them
up with tongue sauce. Now it cannot
be sup|>osed that husbands will be teu
dor and good if managed iu this way;
but they are, on the contrary very
delicious when managed as follows
Get a large jar, called the jar of care
fulness (which all good wives have ou
hand), place him near the fire of con
jugal love; let the fire be pretty he ,
especially let it be clear; above all, let
the heat be constant; cover him over
with affection, kindness, and subject
ion; garnish with modest, becoming
familiarity, and the spice of pleasantry;
and if you add kisses and other con
fectionaries, let them be accompanied
with a sufficient portion of secrecy,
mixed with prudence and moderation.
We should advise all good wives to
try this receipt, and realize how ad
mirable a dish a husband is when
properly cooked.
Eccentricities About Coffins.—
A man who can have his coffin made
while alive must look at death philo
sophically. We hear of a case in
point in Person county. Mr. Richard
Hargis who lives near Bradsher’s store,
thirty odd years ago turned out a sas
safras tree to grow for the purpose ot
making himself a coffin, and about
twelve months ago the old man had it
cut down, and got some one in Rox
borough to make his cofiin out of it.
The old chap occasional gets in it and
stretches himselt out, by way of show
ing his neighbors “ a good fit.” He
paid the maker of the coffin in wheat,
so lie is one living man who will have
no fuss over his grave about the coffin
when dead. This reminds us of au
old coon in Murfreesboro, N. C., who
had a coffin cast of iron before the
war. He had his grave dug also, and
walled up with brick, with a magnifi
cent tombstone, setting forth his name,
date of birth, and fixing his death
“somewhere about the year 1871.’’
But he was alive and kicking in 1863.
The old chap kept his cast-iron coffin
in his corn-crib, aud used to shell corn
in it. The crib needed no lock at
night, for you couldn’t, get a negro to
go near it after dark. —Hillsboro
Leade*.
Thumbs in Pigs.— ln fall aud win
ter the pigs in this country are very
apt to be troubled with a cough. It
only seems to attack the younger stock,
and they wheeze and pant for weeks,
and frequently die, and much loss is
occasioned by this asthma among the
swine; yet it is easily cured. If a
post mortem examination be made of
a pig dead from this disease, in the air
tubes of the lungs will he found great
numbers of worms, about an inch
long, looking like bits ot white thread,
except for a sluggish wriggling capa
city, leaving no room for doubt as to
the cause of death. For a remedy,
flavor the feed with spirits of turpen
tine ; this I believe to be an infallible
cure. A choice Berkshire, which was
so far gone that it could noteat before
the nature of the trouble was discov
ered, was saved by pouring a tea
spoonful down his throat. This was
upwards of a year ago, before that we
lost nearly all our stock ; since then,
none. The turpentine proves to be a
specific.— Ezchangt.
Newspaper Pluck —Buckingham,
of the Concordia Empire, is not afraid
lo speak out of meeting:
Who pioneers, helps to build up
towns and cities, and makes town
proprietors rich ? The newspaper man
of course.
ho is always ready to aid some
fool to office, and receive nothing
therefore ? The newspaper man, to be
sure.
We have demonstrated to some ex
tent, the fact that a newspaper man
can take care ol himself. AVe believe
the laborer is worthy of the hire. We
publish a paper for pay, and care not
who knows it, AY'e have often heard
it said the newspaper man can “poke
along” without pay—that he should
expect to. That rule does not work
in this office. AY e slash a “ dead
beat from our book as readily as we
would drive a skunk from our hen
coop.
AVhen the craft stands up for what
is right and just, they will get what is
due them, and not before.
The same paper reports horses and
mules cheaper than for years.
Sense and Nonsense.
| How old is a ship when she is at her
anchorage?
A pleasant mill privilege—kissing
Ia factory girl.
Applicable to an angel—What on
earth are you doing?
Christian graces like the stars, shine
brightest in the darkest hours.
ludoleuce—A lazy boy makes a la
sy man, just as a crooked sapling
makes crooked tree.
Nearly all beginnings are difficult
and poor. At the opening of the
hunt the hound litups.
A handsome woman pleases the eye;
a good woman the heart. One is a
jewel, the other a treasure.
Sentiments of friendship w*hich flow
from the heart, cannot be frozen iu
adversity.
Absence destroys small passions and
increases great one*, as the wind ex
tinguishes tapers aud kindles fires.
Why is a drunkard like a bad ac
count ? Because he generally over bal
ances.
Why is a grain of sand in the eye
like a schoolmaster’s cane ? Because
it hurts the pupil.
Whenever von buy, or sell, let or
hire, make a clear bargain and never
trust to “ We shant disagree about it.’*
General Grant has just touched tho
highest point of all his greatness. A
[taper collar has been named after
him.
“Charley.” said a fond mother to
her son, “you are into that jam again,”
“No,” replied the pet, “you are wrong
ina; the jam is in me.”
Clara Louisa Kellogg is said to
have closed a contract to sing twenty
nights in fc*an Francisco for SIO,OOO in
gold.
Leaves.—A traveller reports that
he has seen plants in South America
with leaves thirty-four feet long.
That leaves all other foliage in the
shade.
Marriage enlarges the scene of Imp
piness or misery; the marriage of love
is pleasant, the marriage of interest,
easy; and a marriage where both meet
happy.
Durr the Root ok Power.— The
Bishop of Orleans, in his recent letter
opposing gratuitous and compulsory
education by the State, hit upon the
element of German character which
contributed more than anything else
to their success in the recent war. lie
said: “ There is, I know it, a reason
that many worthy people give at once,
and without having reflected on the
question, to wit, that the Prussians—
for we are much given, at this moment
to the imitation of Prussia—that th«
Prussians conquered u> because they
know how to read better than w r e do.
That the Prussians can read, I know
well. But I also know—for I saw a
good deal of them during the six
months of a long and mournful memo
ry—that if they beat us, it was not
only because they knew' how to read,
but because they know how to obey.”
It would be well for America if the
education of her youth had such a
phase combined with it.
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An Old Ime*. Revived. —The old
idea of gathering the scattered chil
dren of Iseral back to the land of Pal
istine, and re-establishing the Jewish
nation, is on foot once more in Frank
fort, Germany. A large number of
printed circulars have been sent out
urging the Jews to unite in the under
taking. It is stated that many of the
influential moneyed mea of the old
imperial capital —the headquarters of
the German Jews—have given their
substantial support.
Come Home, the Baby is Sick I
A nice young man, w hose fine man
ners and clothes had created a decided
ly favorably impression on the marri
ageble w omen of an lowa town, was
shamefully neglected w hen it became
known that he had received a dispatch
to “come home immediately as the ba
by was very sick.”
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Childhood is like a mirror,
catching and reflecting images all
around it, Kemeinber that an impious
or profane thought uttered by a
parent s lips may operate on a young
heart like a careless spray of water
upon polished steel, staining it with
rust which no after scouring can effaee
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The Hawkinsville Dispateh reporta
that far mere have no difficulty in get
ting a plenty of labor in that section,
but that they are planting less than
heretofore.
The first qualities wanted in all who
deal with the education of children—
patience, self-control, and a youthful
heart that remember its early days.
He who thinks better of his neigh
bore than they deserve, cannot be a
bad man, for the standard by which
his judgment is formed, is ibt good
nee;? of hie own heart.
NO. 5.