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{TEMPERAMENT IS ALL RIGHT Quality th. World Seems Ever Will ing to Condone, but Beware of Temper. Os the prima donna who throweth a filsh of spaghetti' at her butler the world satth: “She hath the artistic temperament.’’ And of the washer woman who scaldeth her husband frith. a pot of bean soup the husband’s relatives saith: “She hath a devilish pamper.” Cultivate temperament if thou wilt, bat beware of temper. The rich man. In a burst of temper, bursteth a blood vessel and droppeth dead. The poor naan getteth hot in the collar, and the collar, being celluloid, igniteth and burneth him to death. While angry at the woman he loveth, a man mar ryeth a woman he doth not love. And, behold. It costeth him half his fortune to regain his temper—and his free torn. Yet temper hath its usee. It glveth a man courage to do that which he lacketh the nerve to perpetrate In cold blood. And It serveth as an admirable excuse. If he saith: “Pardon me, I bave such an ungovernable temper,** he is forgiven, as If he were a lunatic and not responsible. Temper maketh Johnny to go into tantrums. And, behold, his mother announceth proudly: “Johnny Is such a high-strung child. So much tempera ment, don’t you know.” Which remark Johnny often overheareth, and, being wiser than thou wouldst expect of auch a mother, he stringeth her some more and himself still higher, until father steppeth in with a shingle pad dle and breaketh the string. Temper maketh madam to snap at the hand of her husband when It pet teth her. And hubby, saying; “She Is so nervous,” putteth on a glove that his hand may not be lacerated, and caresseth her more tenderly than •ver. Temperament, like temper, is great ly overworked as an excuse. The man who defraudeth the barber and doth his best to keep the clothesclean? er and presser from earning a living; pleadeth In extenuation the poetle temperament. And the one who keep sth Irregular hours and worse com* pany, and whose shirt bosom feeleth the imprint of a rouged cheek more often than the touch of a laundress* hand, attributeth his delinquencies to the Bohemian temperament. The sup* posed possession of a literary temper ament hath led many a woman to take • course in the literature of the Ital ian renaissance when the needethfar worse a course of treatment by a man icurist, a modiste and a hairdresser. Verily, yea, verily, a sweet temper Is more to be desired than a sweetheart, •nd is easier to keep—Terrell Love Holliday, In Puck. r This Happened on Mare. Allen—Hello, Duncan, old man! How’re things? Duncan —Pretty good, pretty good. And with you? Allen —Can’t complain particularly. Get a little short of cash sometimes — business Is growing fast and I have to pretty near pawn my watch on oc casions to keep going. You know how It Is; prosperity Is sometimes actual ly a drag on your pocketbook. That’s • preliminary to asking you If you’ve $lO loose that you can let me have until next week Thursday. Got to got the wife a little present for her birth day, and haven’t a cent to do it with. Duncan—Why, sure. More, If you want And never mind about pay ing me Thursday; wait until I want «ome money' and come to you. Allen—Nix. Thursday goes and ten is all. Thanks. So long. Duncan (Thursday)—Morning, Al len. Great weather. Allen —All to the good. You’re looking fine. Say, here’s that ten. Much obliged. Nothing like having friends to help a man once in a while. Duncan —Oh, you needn’t have hur ried. I'd clean forgotten about this ten. Allen —Well, I don’t forget the money I owe or what's owed me. Thanks again for your loan. S’long.— Exchange Curious White Island. What is perhaps the most extraordi nary island iu the world is that which lies thirty miles to the northeast of New Zealand. White Island is an enormous mass of rock nearly three miles in circumference, rising 900 feet above the sea, and is perpetually en veloped in dark clouds that are visible for nearly 100 miles. This island con sists almost entirely of sulphur, with a small percentage of gypsum. Some rears ago an attempt was made to float a company to work the sulphur, which is of high quality, but sufficient capital was not subscribed. The ex port of sulphur from White Island is therefore still very small. In the In terior is a lake fully fifty acres In ex tent, the water of which has a tem perature of 110 degrees Fahrenheit, and it is strongly Impregnated with acids. On one side of this lake are craters from which steam escapes with great force and noise. This steam and the vapor from the lake form the dark clouds that envelop the island. Explained. “I am sorry to see you here again.* said the judge. “You’re not half as sorry a.- I am, judge,” said the prisoner. “Bad company, my man. as I told you before, is sure to bring you back.” said the judge. “Yes, judge,” said the prisoner. ’‘But l can’t help myself. I tried to avoid this vulgar cop, but he just regTarly thrust hisse-I? upon me ” —Harper’s Weekly Price of Meat Going Up. Chicago, June 10.—Prices of fresh meat on the hoof and in retail markets have reached the highest average known here in two years. Packers say they are paying the highest prices for cattle in more than 20 years, considering the quality offered. Responsibility for the high prices appears to be in doubt. The butcher says the wholesale price is higher. The wholesalers say they are com pelled to pay more to the packers. The packers declare the farmers are demanding more money and the farmers say that corn is too expensive to feed. When your child has whooping cough be careful to keep the cough loose and expectoration easy by giving Chamber lain’s Cough Remedy as may be re quired. This remedy will also liquify the tough mucus and make it easier to expectorate. It has been used success fully in many epidemics and is safe and sure. Bold by all dealers, A Card This is to certify that Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound does not contain any opiates, any habit-forming drugs, or any ingredients that could possibly harm its users. On the contrary, its great heal ing and soothing qualities make it a real remedy for coughs, colds, and irrita tions of the throat, chest, and lungs. The genuine is in a yellow package. Ask for Foley’s Honey and Tar Com pound and accept no substitute. Dr, J. B. George. Charles Richter, aged eighteen, of New York, thinks it is worth more than $1 per sermon to go to church. One of Dr. Parkhursts societies has been paying him that amount, in the hope that the in fluence would improve his morals, but Charles told the probation court a day or two ago that the pay was not big enough and that he on a strike. It G now well known that, not more than one case of rheumatism in ten re quires any internal treatment whatever. All that is needed is a free application of Chamberlain’s Liniment and massag ing the parts at each application, Try it and see how quickly it will relieve the pain and soreness. For sale by all dealers. Helped to Keep Down Expenses. Mrs. J. E. Henry, Akron, Mich., tells how she did so: “I was bothered with my kidneys and had to go nearly double. I tried a sample of Foley Kidney Pills, and they did me so much good that I bought a bottle, and feel that they saved me a doctor’s bill.” Dr. J. B. George. The worst disappointed bull dog iu Pennsylvania is in Darby. The other day he flew at James Martin with the purpose in veiw of bitting a nice, large hunk out of his leg. Marlin couldn’t get out of the way; he didn’t try to do so, in fact. The leg that the dog attacked was made of wood and when the beast grabbed the joint the steel working part closed on his jaw and broke off two teeth. And Martin was hard-heart ed enough to think the joke was on the dog. Move On Sow! Says a Doiiceman to a street crowd, and whacks heads- if it don’t. “Move on uf'W,” say the big. harsh mineral pills to bowel congestion, and suffering fol lows. Dr. King’s New Life Pills don’t bulldoze the bowels. They gently per suade them to right action, and health follows. 25c at M C. Brown’s and J. B. George’s. — Since its passage New York s in heritance tax law has turned into the state treasury more than $87,- 000.000. of which upwards of SB,- 600.000, was the contribution to the fund luring he past two years. In the list of great estates paying heavy inheritance taxes there appear the names of twenty-four wowen. FamilY Hair Dressing Benefit the Hair of Men. Women and Children. Get a botth of delightful, refreshing PARISIAN SAGE, madam, and have everybody in the house use it regularly. It’s fine for children as well as grown ups and Dr. J. B. George guarantees PARISIAN SAGE to drive away dand ruff, stop falling hair or itching scalp, or money back. Large bottle 50 cents. “I think PARISIAN SAGE is good as a hair grower. It is good to rid the hair of dandruff and stop the hair from falling out. It is a beautifier as well as a scalp cleaner. I intend to keep it in the house. I know it helped my head.” i—Hannah Harkness. Marshalltown. lowa. Housework Drudgery! • Housework is drudgery for the weak woman. She brashes, dusts aad Mrabs, or is on her feet all day attending to the many details of the household, her back ach ing, her temples throbbing, nerves quivering under the stress of pain, possibly dizzy feelings. . Sometimes rest in bed is not refreshing, because the poor tired nerves do not permit of refreshing sleep. The real need of weak, nervous women is satisfied by Dr. Pieroe’s Favorite Prescription, and as Mrs. Briggs and others .testify : It Makes Weak Women Strong and Sick Women Well. cause of women’s weaknesses, heals inflammation and ulceration, ft tranquilizes the nerves, encourages the appetite and induces restful sleep, ®Dr. Pierce is perfectly willing to let every one know what his ** Favorite Prescription” contains,a complete list of in gredients on the bottle-wrapper. Do not let any druggist persuade you that his unknown composition is 11 just as good’* in order that he may make a bigger profit. Mrs. Beazh.l. Briggs, of 529 N. Washington St.. Delphos, Ohio, writes: “Having taken your ‘Favorite Prescription, for a bad case of intestinal disease and constipation with woman’s ills, for which I was almost unable to do any thing, I think I am safe in saying that there are no remedies the world like Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription and Purifying Lotion Tablets.’ I am now enjoying the best of health, and thank Dr. Tierce for his wonderful medicines which have done me a world of good.” Mbs. Bbiggs. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate liver aod bowels, F. T. Davie. J. H. Davie F. T. DAVIE & SON, Undertakers, Funeral Directors, Embalmers. Open All Night. Telephone No. 538. 51 S. Bradford Street. Gainesville and Flowery 3ranch- «STARO» soap IB! % Special Value for the Wrappers * Seven-piece glass Berry Set, a new and beautiful design, For 50 Star Soap Wrappers. Regular value ioo Wrappers. » *■ To be had at C. E. PILGRIM, Furniture and House Furnishings Gainesville, Ga. THIS OFFER GOOD FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY The Procter & Gamble Distributing Co. |Z w HAi IKFW i ‘Dow Hour Butter Bills * jJwyE’tu/ ’ini *. I’ z t Bake Your Cakes With < Snowdrift The Perfect Shortening Good, pure, natural butter is probably jus l as di gesnble as Snowdrift —but no more ?>. But butter is a splendid germ culture, and there is always danger of its having been carelessly handled .-<>nu v.-here between the cow and the cake. i Besides, do you knox.' that buta:r contains a largv percentage of salt and water, and when j’ou buv butter vox: p;r. for thin salt and water that is entirely wasted in c- > kin .? Housekeepers who realize tl.i : v.se S ■ wdrii’. ’ i of butter for making cake, and in other cooking. Snowdrift, cajtcs are light, I | delicious and as easy tocigest :i= t<» e;. :. I Snowdrift is sold onR by the I S— can —never sold frro.: ;-c> •! f tubs. J SyovmmfT I /'Sr.cv. drift Secrets" -lr.udwrr.< -.ok I of practical recipes—-sent nest; , dfTT BfKMM* I menticn -ouraw. r-i . I rXCEPT BY OUP / JUUPi the southern cotton ou. co. FAMOUS / *‘l Bread Street. New York. N. ■■ / Savanoch New Orieaas Du/'W'FkC f _____ Chjc.'isrc S»n f W. M. HAYES BAKERY= SUCCESSOR TO A. M. MONTGOMERY FRESH HOME-MADE BREAD BAKED DAILY at OUR BAKERY : -—FROM —r.—-.-7 C3-OLID JkZTEDJLL FLOUR We extend a cordial invitation to house wives to call and inspect our Bakery. It is guaranteed to be in every re spect Sanitary. For Fresh Bread, Rolls, Pies, and Cakes that are delicious; give us a trial: bicycle delivery. W. M.. >O BRADFORD ST. - TELEPHONE NO 38 Don’t Forget That the Gainesville Cigar Mfg. Co. is making 1,000 a day of the best Cigars ever made in the State, We are now offering the following choice brands: La Cedarosas, 10c, S7O per 1,000 Capital, sc, $37.50 per 1,000 Havana Smoker, sc. $35 per 1,000 These are the best Cigars made in the State. Try one. All she stores have them. Gainesville Cigar Mfg. Co. A Word to the Wise: Take Care of Your Eyes. eyes Seldom Grow Better Without Kelp. Dr. Robert Jones is an Optometrist who has had experience in all kinds of optical defects, such as Compound Myopic, Hyperopic and Astigmatism. Have you headache, nervous ness, burning red eyes? Does print blur when reading? If so, you need Glasses. Dr. Robert Jones would be glad to exam - ine your eyes, and fit you w ith the best Gold-filled Mounting Stevens S—q and Hardy Crystalline Interchangeable Lenses. Dr. Jones will re-examine his customers and change lei ses free of charge, provided not a compound lens. We thank you for past orders, and await vour future ones DR. ROBERT JONES & CO No. 75 S. Maple St., Gainesville, Ga. C. F. W. GUNTHER The Old Rel.ahle BAKER AND CONFECTIONER 33 Main Street. Arlington Block Makes Fresb Bread, Roll- im id - w-;-v day. Our Bread is 100 per cent pare: it t- Mixed and Mordded ry Ekr Machines hereby Eliminating Pergpir ation Gunther’s CarumcL are ' ’U.at can h<- Made. < her Peanut Candy, Taffy Brittles are at ways ? 'esh. Orders for Oak-proreprlv bike Pnm.v. LOANS ON REA J. EST A 'l' E Prompt negotiation. Low rate of Interest. City or farm property accepted as neurity. Luther Roberts