The Gainesville eagle. (Gainesville, Ga.) 18??-1947, May 21, 1914, Image 2
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PROFIT IN OSTRICH BREEDING
Ranch in Arizona, on Which There
Are Thousands of the Birds, Pays
Good Dividends.
The largest flock of ostriches in
the world, says the Health Magazine,
is to be found on a ranch 14 miles
south of Phoenix, Ariz., where on
1,200 acres there can be seen dis
porting at one time 3,500 birds,
some of which are black Nubians,
eight feet high and worth SIO,OOO
each. This farm started 14 years
ago with six pairs of birds, and in
the first six years there were 500,
The birds are cooped in numbered
ten-acre lots fenced in with woven
wire seven feet high and each bird
wears a numbered tag, so as to in
sure their being plucked every eight
months. As the plumes are cut from
eight to ten inclosures a month, each
bird yielding a pound or more of
plumes worth from SSO to S3OO a
pound, it can be seen that the ranch
yields a good income. Fifty birds
are kept in each corral and the feath
ers are graded into lots of 12 stand
ard sizes, according to fineness,
length, width and breadth for my
lady’s hat. An ostrich begins to pay
in feathers at eight months old,
though they are not really full grown
uatil two years, when they give the
Im*l plumes and weigh from three to
kmr hundred pounds.
PESSIMIST ON LOVE AND LIFE
Statesman Credited With Really Bril*
llant Though Most Unkind
Definition.
Philosophy in popular phraseology
is one of the greatest products of
the cloakrooms in the capitol in
Washington. Senators and represen
tatives, keen observes of human na
ture and full of ideas, pull stuff that
makes the old German wizards sound
foolish and inane.
In the Democratic cloakroom of
the house, not long ago, a statesman,
having discussed at length the tariff,
currency reform and the Central
American situation, announced,
kindly:
“Now, I’ll tell you fellows the dif
ference between life and love.”
Everybody immediately expressed
eagerness to know the difference.
“Life,” he said, “is just one fool
thing after another. Love is just
two fool things after each other.”—•
Popular Magazine.
FIRST LUXURIES.
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Primitive man boiled his water
with hot stones. That was not the
only use he made of them —at any
rate—if he was a Scythian. The
Scythian practice described by Hero
dotus has been claimed by some as
the first recorded case of smoking.
Having spoken of a kind of hemp
that grew in the country, Herodotus
proceeds: “Now, the Scythians, tak
ing the seed of this hemp, go into
their tents and then throw the seed
apon stones heated white hot. As it
it thrown on it is burnt into smoke,
producing so much that no Greek
vapor bath could surpass it. And
the Scythians, delighting in it, bel
tow. This takes the place of wash-
W for them.” It seems as though
they had discovered the Turkish bath
M»d the cigarette. ( r
Sp the ballot.
The word ballot was borrowed
-•riginally from the Italian, and
made its appearance in English as
earlv as in 1549, when it occurred in
a “Historic of Italy,” by one William
Thomas, afterwards hanged at Ty
ifrurn, England, for a conspiracy
against Queen Mary. In the eight
eenth century the word was used by
Cowper and others to distinguish the
method of choosing men for battle.
The word meant the actual ball
(black or white) used in voting,
though in French the ballot ball is
•oiled not “ballotte,” but “boule.” As
ww applied the word covers all vot
iajr which is not strictly open.
BOTH WAITING FOR IT.
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•At last,” he sighed, “we’re alone,
been hoping for this chance.”
“So have I,” said she, very frank
k-
“Ah! You have guessed, then,
that I wanted to tell you that I love
ysu?*’
“Yes; and I want to say ‘No,’ and
gat it over with.”
MONOLOGUE.
Impatient Intruder — Look here,
you’ve been in there half an hour and
never said a word.
Man in the Telephone Booth —I
am speaking to my wife, sir.—
Sketch.
RURAL CHILDREN NEED PLAY
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Bad Habits Results of Neglected (
Amusements. According to Profes
sor Hetherington.
That in play lies the moral as well
as the physical and mental salvation
of rural residents was the argument
of Clark W. Hetherington, professor
of physical education at the I Diver
sity of Wisconsin, addressing the
annual Wisconsin conference of char
ities and correction, a LaCrosse cor
respondent of the Milwaukee Journal
writes.
“Play is the primary source of all
human development, because it is the
primary source of all activity,” said
Professor Hetherington. “The infant
lives in play, in play he lives out his
hunger for activity, experience and
expression. Play is his only means
of development, his only means of
education.
“Nowhere has play been so neg
lected as in the country; nowhere is
it more needed. Country children
need to grow up as well as city chil
dren and they can grow up into effi
cient and happy adult life. The ru
ral citizen needs to feel and society
needs to have him feel that the coun
try is a fortunate place to live. A
democracy cannot endure without a
stable, efficient and contented rural
population.
“Cases in sufficient number could
be given to show that drunkenness
and play in rural communities are
inversely related. Alcohol cheats
the youth into thinking he is having
a good time.
“Practically every bad habit
known to childhood and youth is the
product of neglected play. It is a
waste of life in its most precious
form.”
SQUELCHED
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“I’ll give you $5,000 for the prop
erty.”
“What do you want me to do—
give it to you?”
“No; I was merely offering you
twice what you swore it was worth,
when you made oath to your tax
list.” ”
SOMETIMES IT 18.
It was the hour of the spelling les
son and the teacher of the primary
grades was pronouncing the words
while the small persons in front of
her laboriously wrote them down.
According to the usual custom, she
called for volunteers to define each
word as it was written down.
“Lunch,” she said. “Now, who
can tell me what ‘lunch’ means?”
There was a long period of silence,
then a hand went up.
“Well, Johnny, you may tell us
what lunch is.” |
“A lunch,” said Johnny, “is what
you have for dinner when your fa- J
ther is away.” j
WHY? |
Butler Glaenzer, poet, viveur and t
raconteur, was amusing a group of \
cronies in the bay window of the
Players' club in New York when an
elderly woman in a very loud and
extravagant dress strutted down
Gramercy park. •
Mr. Glaenzer, calling his friends’ I
attention to the ludicrous figure, ad- j
justed his pince-nez and asked calm
ly :
“Why should an old hen wear a
chic gown?”
UNNECESSARY INSTRUCTIONS.
Mother —Now, Freddie, at the
party when asked if you’ll have
something, you must say, “Yes,
thank you;” and if you don’t want
it, you must say —
Freddie —Don’t bother, ma, I
don’t expect to refuse anything.
HARSH CRITICISM.
“Don’t you think Miss Pounders
plays the piano with a great deal of
feeling ?”
“Yes, she apparently gropes for
every key.”
BIBLE CLASS OF DEAF-MUTES
That at Atlanta, Ga., Is the Original
of Nine Now in Various South
ern Cities.
There is no denominational life
in the deaf-mute Bible class of At
lanta, Ga., though it is taught each
Sunday morning in the schoolroom
of St. Mark’s Methodist church.
Their affliction is the bond that
unites its members in their study of
the Word of God.
The Atlanta class is the original
of nine that exist now in the south.
The eight others are in Memphis,
Nashville, Chattanooga, Louisville,
Birmingham, New Orleans, Raleigh
and Jackson, Miss. The Atlanta
class is the only one among them
whose teacher is possessed of nor
mal hearing and speech.
The sign language of ideas, in con
trast with that of letters, is used al
most wholly in the class. The letters
were too slow, the teacher found very
early in his experience—though the
authorities from whom he learned
the language counseled the use of
letter signs as much more proper.
The scholars deemed them dull.
Then he tried the idea signs, flash
ing his meaning quickly to the eyes
of his class, and their response in
awakened interest was immediate.
The sign for Jesus, for instance, is
made by touching the open palm of
each hand with the middle finger of
the opposite hand, this denoting the
holes made there in the Christ’s
hands by the spikes of the cruci
fixion.—Christian Herald.
COURSE HE WAS
Katherine —Has he been bald very
long?
Kidder —Yes; he was bom bald.
MAN'S SURE DUTY IN LIFE.
Whether we regard life as a lane
leading to a dead wall —a mere bag’s
end, as the French would say —or
whether we think of it as a vestibule
or gymnasium, where we wait our
turn and prepare our faculties for
some noble destiny; whether we
thunder in a pulpit, or pule in little
aesthetic poetry books about its van
ity and brevity; whether we look
justly for years of health and vigor,
or are about to mount into a bath
chair, as a step toward the hearse;
in each and all of these views and sit
uations there is but one conclusion
possible: that a man should stop his
ears against paralyzing terror, and
run the race that is set before him
with a single mind.—Robert Louis
Stevenson.
DYE FROM MOSS.
Beautiful shades of brown may be
had by the dyer whose home is in the
country from the use of easily ac
quired materials. The brown moss
and lichens that grow plentifully in
some sections on rocks, fallen trees
and fences make a delightful dye,
giving a fast color and one that will
not fade as do many brown dyes.
Boil the moss in enough water to
rather more than cover it. Strain
it and put in the goods. For light
brown only a short time is required.
For darker shades leave longer in the
dye. If left in a very long time the
color will deepen until it is almost
black.
BREAKING OFF.
“You say you occasionally smoke
one of your wife’s Christmas
cigars ?”
“Yes; I dug ’em up the other day
and they are a great help in my pres
ent situation.”
“What is that?”
“I am trying to quit tobacco for
good.”—Pittsburgh Post.
HER DUTY.
“I am going to call this boat the
Milkmaid.”
“Why such a name?”
“Because she is going to skim the
waves.”
LIVE WITHOUT FRESH WATER
Remarkable Colony of Birds and Rep
tiles on Absolutely Barren
Island.
Recent investigations on the little
known and rarely visited Henderson
or Elizabeth island have led to the
discovery of a complete and curious
little colony of zoological total ab
stainers. The island, which is unin
habited, is situated about 120 miles
northeast of Pitcairn island —itself
sufficiently out of the way, but fa
mous as the home of the descendants
of the mutineers of the Bounty.
There is no water on it, not even a
swamp, and it is only six miles long;
yet it harbors quite a menagerie—
a kind of rat, a lizard, described as
very abundant, and no fewer than
four kinds of birds, all peculiar to
the island. These are a fruit-pigeon,
a lorikeet, or honey-eating parrakeet,
a little rail or crake, and a reed
warbler. The strange thing about
the inmates of this curious little nat
ural aviary of coral rock, surrounded
by waves instead of wires, is that two
of its inmates are birds, one espe
cially associated with fresh water —
the rail and the warbler. These, like
the rest, must do without drinking,
unless the dew can slake their thirst,
or they have acquired toleration for
sea-water as a beverage.
RICHES IN BURNED SEAWEED
Farmers Along the Coast of Norway
Sell the Ashes for Commer
cial Purposes.
During the spring months there
appears along the narrow coastal line
of Jaerderen, Norway, what seems to
be continuous lines of bonfires, but
is merely the burning of huge piles
of seaweed by farmers who have ri
parian rights. Entire families assist
in the work, the hours being from
12 to 14 per day.
The utilization of seaweed ashes
for use in the glass industry dates
back more than two centuries, but
in 1748 a Scotchman came to the
Danish shores and carried back the
ashes to Scotland, where they have
since been manufactured into iodine.
As the price paid for the ashes in
Denmark is about 1.34 cents a
pound, and as a man with horse and
wagon can haul up and burn about
13 cents’ worth of ashes in each of
80 half-ton loads a day, his earnings
during the year amount to consider
able.
URGENT BUSINESS.
The Kansas City Star tells of a
man who called at the Wellington
postoffice the other day and asked
for the postmaster. He was told by
the clerk that the postmaster was
not in.
“When will he be in?” was asked.
The postmaster would be in within
half an hour.
“Is there anything I can do for
you ?” the clerk asked. “No; I want
to see the postmaster.”
After a while the man came back
and asked again for the postmaster.
“He’s not back yet,” the clerk told
him. “Is there anything I can do
for you, or can I tell him something
when he comes?”
“No, there ain’t nuthin’ you can
do, and I wisht the postmaster was
here. I want to see if there’s any
mail for me, and I’m gettin’ in a
hurry.”
ROSE FROM MANUAL WORK.
It is really astonishing how many
of the world’s foremost men have
begun as manual laborers. The great
est of all, Shakespeare, was a wool
carder, Burns a plowman, Columbus
a sailor, Hannibal a blacksmith, Lin
coln a rail splitter, Grant a tanner.
I know of no better foundation from
which to ascend than manual labor
in youth. We have two notable ex
amples of this in our own commu
nity whose fame is world-wide:
George Westinghouse was a mechan
ic, Professor Brashear a millwright.
—Andrew Carnegie.
costly Experiment.
More than $100,000,000 has been
spent on the scheme to make Russia
independent of American cotton im
ports. All efforts to enlarge the area
of cultivation of cotton in Turkestan
and the Tranacapsian territories in
Asiatic Russia have turned out per
fectly useless.
HER FLAT.
Mrs. Noobride—Yes, dear, I was
married last month. I’d like for you
to call on me and see the pretty little
flat I have.
Miss Jellus—l’ve seen him, my
dear.
EYE PLAYS IMPORTANT PART
Eccentricities of Genius Traced to the
Sight—Some Notable Instances
to Prove It.
It seems that at last genius is dis
covered not to be allied to insanity,
bat that rather all its eccentricities
are due to eye strain.
Brain specialists, for instance, are
asserting that if Carlyle had had
property adjusted glasses and a good
electric light to work by, instead of
skylight over his desk, and that il
lumined by a London fog much of the
time, he would rmt have been such a
grumbler and dyspeptic: in fact, eye
strain was the cause of all his eccen
tricities.
All geniuses, in fact, would have
been optimistic, says science now, if
they had only had bifocal glasses at
the right time. The same unnormal
eyesight is given as the cause of
many tragic paintings. That famous
artist, Turner, would never have
painted the slave ship in a storm,
but would rather have depicted the
peaceful landscapes that so many
artists paint when their eyes are
properly fitted with glasses.
Wagner, too, if he had worn the
correct spectacles and had had that
decided tilt to one eye remedied,
probably would never have written
about Walkyrie and dragons, but
would never have given to the world
his theory of evolution which stirred
society up if his eyes had been nor
mal.
De Quincey suffered from bad eyes.
Surely he would never have taken
opium if he had had glasses; but,
then, on the other hand, the world
would have missed his opium dreams.
And, after all is considered, scientists
conclude society could better dispense
with spectacles than with geniuses.
; WISE FARMER.
A Missouri dairyman has a herd of
what are probably the most content
ed cows in the world. He runs a
small electric plant from a stream
near by which runs the separator,
furnishes light for the house and does
other small work. The farmer rigged
up an electric fan which he places on
a shelf in the dairy behind each cow
In the stall, turns on the power and
the cows and the milkmen enjoy cool,
refreshing breezes which drive away
the flies and make the milking chore
the most desirable job on the place.
Indigestion? Can’t Eat?
No Appetite?
A treatment of Flectric Bitters
increases your appetite; stops indi
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and stomach troubles. Cleanses
your whole system and you feel fine.
Electric Bitters did more for Mr. T.
D. Peeble’s stomach troubles than
any medicine he ever tried. Get a
bottle today. -50 c. and SI.OO at your
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Surety use Hyoinei—all druggists
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The antiseptic oils of Hyoinei mix
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Graham Crackers
The natural sweet
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