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W. T. POOL, D. S.,
Bboad Street, COLUMBUS, GA.,
Will visit Hamilton and vicinity once a
month during the summer. All cal's prompt
ly attended to. Plate work and filling done
in the best nnd latest styles. Satisfaction
guaranteed, or no charge. mayß-6m
R A BUSSELL C a EUBSKLL
RUSSELL & RUSSELL,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
COLUMBUS, GEORGIA
Will practice in all the State Courts
JOr. T. I_i- J'emls.ixis,
HAMILTON, GA.
THOS. S. MITCHELL, M. D.,
Resident Physician and Surgeon,
HAMILTON, GEORGIA
Special attention given to Operative Sur
gery and treatment of Chronic Diseases.
Terms Cash.
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DENTIST. I
COLUMBUS, - - GEORGIA.
Office over Chapman’s drug store, Ran
dolph st, near city terminus of N. & S. R. R.
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ple of Harris county. ju2oly
CHATTAHOOCHEE HOUSE ,
By J. T. HIGGINBOTHEM.
WEST POINT, GA
HENRY O. CAMERON,
Attorney at law,
HAMILTON, GA
I>R. J. W. CAMEROIT,
HAMILTON, GA.
Special attention to Midwifery. Charges
Moderate.
Bines Dossier,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
HAMILTON, GEORGIA
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or anywhere else. All kinds of collections
rcMED— either way.
BANKINHOIJBE
COLUMBUS, GA.
3. W. RYAN, Prop’r.
f’IiANK Golden, Clerk.
ruby restaurant,
Bar and Billiard Saloon,
TNHEft the RANKIN HOUSE.
t w dvn;d.—
NEW GOOES.
We have in store a full and well-selected
stock of
SPRING GOODS,
BOUGHT VERY LOW.
Hoods, Notions, Hats, Boots and Shoes,
Clothing, Crockery, Hardware, Drugs, etc
which we will sell at the Lowest
Prices fob CASH.
A nice lot of Ladies’ and Misses’ Hasp,
which we will sell vert low.
Prints, best brands, 10c.
Coats’ Thread, 80c. a dozen.
Brown Homespun, 7 to 16c.
Bleached “ 7 to 20c.
Clothing.—Coats, $1 to $lB.
Pants. $1,25 to Sfl.
All other goods ns low as they can he
bought in any market South,
All we ask is, Give us a call.
COWSEKT & KIMBROUGH.
Hamilton, Ga., April 17, 1874—3 m
TO THE TAX-PAYERS OF HARRIS
COUNTY!
The following is a list of my appointments
for my second and third rounds, for the pur
pose of receiving tax returns:
Blue Spring, May 4th and June 15th.
Hamilton, May 5, June 2 and 22, July 1.
Ellerslie, forenoon of May 6th aDd June 9,
and at Mt. Airy in the afternoon.
Waverly Hail, forenoon of May 7th, and
all day on June 10th.
Milner’s X Roads, afternoon of May 7th,
and all day on June 11th.
Valley Plains, forenoon, Barnes’ afternoon
of May Bth and June 12th.
Goodman’s X Roads, May 9 and JuDe 13,
Cataula, May 11th and June Bth.
Lower 19th, May 12th and June 16th.
Upper 19th, May 13th and June 17th.
Whitaker’s, May 14th and June 18—Har
gett’s in forenoon, Billingslea’s afternoon.
Whitesville, May 15th and June 24th.
Davidson’s, May 16th and June 19th—Flat
Top in forenoon, Johnson's Mill afternoon.
Cochran’s X Roads, May 18 and June 20.
By an act of the last Legislature, Tax Re
ceivers are required to lay before the Grand
Juries, at the fall terms of the Courts, tlieir
returns ; and if, upon examination, they find
any property given in under market value,
said Jurors are required to re-assess the same.
JOHN M. WISDOM,
apl7-7t Receiver of Tax Returns.
HABILTOM HALE SIMMY,
HAMILTON. GA.
The exercises of this school will be resumed
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The Higher Mathematics, Latin, Greek,
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month 5.00
Compositions and Declamations required
throughout the course.
First Term ooutinues six months; second,
four months.
There will be a Public Examination at the
close of the first term.
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HAMILTON, HARRIS CO, GA., FRIDAY, JUNE 26, 1874.
A CALIFORNIA ETCH-^C.
The district attorney of-Murderer’s
Bar stood up to his, Ruees in the
Yuba. But as his rubber boots came
fis bigb as his hijw there was no fear of
his getting wet, as he made the
muddy rivet' niuddfer by his unteas
ing labor at the rocker.
Distance hnt beauty and pictur
esqueness to the district attorney. A
new view disclosed several dpiails
that were not creditable to the guar
dian of the legal honor of Murderer's
Bar. His red shirt that a hundred
feet off would have set an artist to
sketching incontinehtly, at ten wajfccj
have made a laundryman greas—
photograph distance his mother M ould
have wept, for although the district
attorney had only been away from
Yale two years, and in California one,
his nose had acquired a color that,
like the hue of a choice meerschaum,
could only have been gained by
steady effort. If the parson of hiV
native town could have been con
cealed on the bank of the Yuba, he
would have changed bis opinion of
the district attorney’s natural piety,
for although the young man was of
excellent family, he took a clay pipe I
from between his teeth and swore
ably at the poor results of an hour’s!
hard washing, lying in the bottom of,
the rocker. Then he looked up at)
the sun and transferred his profanity
to that body, as he took off his'
slouched hat and wiped his forehead
with his sleeve. As the district at
torney thus stood scratching his
matted head, a bravely arrayed fig
ure, bestriding a gayly caparisoned
mule, trotted down the bank and
cried out:
“ I say, sur, are ye the boss lah
yer of tho Bar ? ”
“I am,” said the district attorney,
putting on his hat.
“Are ye on the marry?” the
stranger asked pleasantly, as he got
off the mule and took a seat on the
rock by the water’s edge.
“Eh?”
“ Is marrying in yer line ? ”
“I don’t, catch your meaning,,?!
said the district attorney, anxiously
“I mean have yer iver
marryin’ yerself,” explained the slrarf
ger, leisurely cutting a pipeful froi*;
a plug of tobacco.
“Well, no,” said the distijet at
torney. “ Why ? ”
“ Bekase I’d like you to splito my-,
self an’ Mary Brady over at tie Flat
to-night—Mary, ye know, daughter
of Ould Brady what keeps th dead
fall—kin ye do it ? ”
“Oh, certainly,” said tho listricl
attorney without hesitation.” j
“Well, come on, thin—thfre’s ;
horse fur ye at the cabin beyait.”
Brown, who is a distinguish law
yer now, with no bad habits, had hij
doubts abetut it. lie had nevef
heard of a district attorney mtrryinj
people before. And he rdnorsely
reflected that his studies in |s pro
fession had not been ppfouud.
Anyway, it was reasonableito sup
pose that law, like morals a|l relig
ion, might relax in the Califonia at
mosphere on this occasion. \nd so
Brown has said, “I made up try mind
to risk it, and go with Finneg.n over
to the Flat. Besides, I have always
prided myself on a good memory, so I
hadn’t any doubt, after my pious
bringing up, that I could remember
the marriage service perfectly!’
■ The wedding was to be cel&rated
at the Cosmopolitan saloj/i—Mr-
Finnegan had been irrevereutiin call
ing it a deadfall —and the district at
torney found a large and tijsy com
pany making a tremendous n)ise and
pledging the expectant bride in raw
rum, pending the arrival of tic bride
groom and himself. The company
was larger than select. Tty whole
male population of the Flat tyd come
out as a matter of course, Aapising
the formality of waiting fol invita
tions. There were only thrte ladies
—the bride and her mother aid Mrs.
Gen, Ilardinge—the wife Gen.
Hardinge, who was stopping for a
few weeks on the Flat, with a view to
investment. Mr. Bracy having got
ten money and lands by means of
the Cosmopolitan, tock an interest in
the General, and tfs beautifully
dressed lady got an invitation.
There were several oher ladies living
at the Flat, but I rejret to say they
were not such as coujl be invited to
a wedding.
It was a very assemblage,
indeed. Old Bradt himself could
hardly keep his feet an< 3 refused to
charge for liis rum 4 something that
is handed down in ,he Flat to this
da* for Jthfjijyr C.. ica<bc'M^ulUi£
or even ordinarially drunk, he was a
great skinflint. The boys were sit
ting round the tables playing cards
or standing at the bar in knots.
Everybody was speaking at once,
and everybody was anxious to driuk
his glass with everybody else in
honor of tho bride. The healthy
young lass sat between her mother
and the General’s lady, who were
perfect batteries of sorrowing sym
pathy. Poor Miss Brady was red as
a piece of cinnabar, with the excite
ment and the attention, and an occa
sional bashful sip of watered rum, a
dozen tumblers of which beverage
were ocßstA-ntly. extended by gallant
hands. General Hardinge, the only
man present who wore a white shirt,
and his was very large and white in
deed, kept near the blushing Miss
Brady, and roused tho envy of every
Flatter by his suave manners aud
handsome person.
“ Gintlimin, come to orther 1 ”
cried Mr. Brady, thickly, and knock
ing a glass on the counter in a sham
bling way; “ the lahyer’s come,”
A deep silence fell upon the bar
room of the Cosmopolitan, asthisira
) port ant truth was given forth. And
a great many jaws dropped, and nu
merous pairs of arms bacame burdens
to their owners, as the district attor
ney gravely followed Mr. Finnegan,
who, looking neither to the right nor
left, stalked solemnly to the side of
he bride. Everybody felt oppressed
md uncomfortable, somewhat as one
would feel on being presented at
jourt if ignorant of the etiquette.
3eneral Hardinge, in his slight em
barrassment smilingly lifted a pack
if cards and shuffled them mechani
cally. One-eyed Jim, the gambler,
nok advantage of the occasion to
up an ace up his sleeve, and winked
it General Hardinge, when he saw
bat gentleman observing him.
“ Hould on,” murmured Mr. Brady,
swaying behind the bar. “ Mr. Lah
fer, have a sup before the work.”
‘ Thank you,” said the distriot at
torney, glad of any excuse for delay,
Tor he found with alarm that his
Miierr.ory, was not near so strong oj
ithe church service as ho had thought.
ißut he knew that it wouldn’t do at
all to look embarrassed, so ho drank
gracefully to tho bride, and taking on
a grave frown he buttoned his shirt
at the neck, and turned to the gaping
assemblage.
“ The friends will please gather in
a circle.” While this was being
done on tip-toe, the district attorney
scowled impressively. “ The lady
and gentleman about to be united in
the holy bonds of matrimony will
now please to stand up—the gentle
man on the right and the lady on left
—so. We will begin at your conve
nience, madam.”
This was addressed to the mater
nal Brady, who, as if to add to the
agony of the purple bridegroom’s
position, had thrown her arras about
her daughter’s neck and set up a
howl. The general’s lady came to
the rescue, and drew off the fond
mother in the nSidst of her lamenta
tions, and soon the fearfully con
strained silence was restored.
“Dearly-beloved brethren, (hem)!”
began the district attorney in a sepul
chral tone —“ dearly beloved breth-
ren 1 ” he paused again to blow bis
nose and scowl around at the Flatters,
who looked guilty—“ dearly-beloved
brethren, we are gathered here in
the sight of God, and in the face of
this company to —to —to —in fact to
marry Mr. Finnegan and Miss Brady.”
The district attorney cleared his
throat, and seemed to challenge con
tradiction. “This is commended of
St. Paul to bo honorable among all
men.” Here the attorney looked
seriously around again. One or two
of the Flatters nodded assent, arid
Lanky Tom went so far as to mur
mur “ You bet, yer.” “ And, there
fore,” cantinued Brown, “is not to
be entered into slightly, but rever
ently discreetly, advisedly, soberly*
and in the fear of God, the laws of
California —and—.” The district at
torney being in the mess again, had
recourse to his pocket handkerchief.
The Flatters improved the opportu
nity to relieve themselves, by chang
ing their positions and sighing. Mr.
Finnegan also drew out a colored
handkerchief to mop his brow, and
the bride accepted a sip from the
tumbler offered by the gallant Gen
eral Old Brady smiled stupidly be
hind the bar and nodded approvingly.
“As I have said,” resumed the at
torney desperately, “ it should not be
entered into lightly, but reverently,
discycctly, and —and—in shorty Miss
Brady, wilt thou have this man to bo
tby wedded husband ? ”
Miss Brady, after an anxious look
at the General’s lady, murmured that
she would,
“And you, Mr. Finnegan—wilt
thou have this woman to bo thy wed
ded wife ? ”
“ Ay,” said Ml*. Finnegan stoutly.
Again the district attorney ’ was
hopelessly stuck. lie scowled and
pulled his handkerchief once
more,
“And aoyou both say you will, do
yon ?” Brown this as if clinch
ing some damaging admission of a
Witness.
“ Yis, sur,” said Mr Finnegan, with
the air of standing by his colors at
all hazards.
“You do?”
“Yis, we do.” Mr. Finnegan was
becoming nettled. There was no
time to lose.
“Then hold up your hauds. You,
Michael Finnegan, and you, Mary
Brady, do solemnly swear that you
tell the whole truth, nothing but the
truth, and the truth only, so help
you God.”
“Yis,’’ gasped Mr. Finnegan.
“ Then, according to the laws of
California and tho United States, I
pronounce yon man and wife. And,”
added the district attorney, with his
eyes rolled up—“ What God hath
joined let no man put asunder—
amen! ”
No calm or decorous pen can de
scribe the extravagances of congrat
ulation that followed this impressive
ceremony. Mr. Brady half an hour
afterwards was carried up stairs, and
forty minutes later the bridegroom
was also borne to his chamber insen
sible. After these to-be expected pre
liminaries the company settled down
to solid enjoyment. In three hours
after tho retirement of tho bride,
every table was a roof to at least one
deeply slumbering Flatter. By mid
night only a party of four had not
succumbed. Their employment was
poker. Gen. Hardinge had One-eyed
Jim for a vis a-vis , and the District
Atl*rjr Lanky.,, Tom.
They were playing with that self
possessed excitement and quick-eyed
eagerness belonging to old poker
devotees.
“ Bet an ounce,” said the General,
in the professional low tone, and
reaching over to snuff the candle.
“ I’m out,” said the district attor
ney, so softly as scarcely to be heard
above the enores and gasps of the
sleepers, who covered the floor.
“ So’m I,” said Lanky Jim, giving
a sharp little kick to a gentleman on
whom ho was warming his feet, for
moving.
“See your ounce and raise you
two,” said Ouo-eyed Jim.
“ Five better,” quoted the general.
“ See it—call.”
“ Four kings.’’
“ You stole ’em,” said One-eyed
Jim, drawing his revolver and laying
his hand on the pile of gold.
“Yon lie,” answered tho General,
and 6hot him through the head.
It was done before poor One-eyed
Jim could raise his pistol, and as
tho General would in all probability
have been killed himself but for his
promptness, nobody can blame him.
Whether or not he stole the kings is
auotherd an irrelevant question.
This was the view taken of it by
the Flat, next morning, and, as a
public manifestation of confidence in
the purity of the General’s motives,
every Flatter felt it a duty to ask tho
General to drink. And then, poor
One-eyed Jim had not been a favor-
ite at the Flat. His profession hav
ing been poker, many of the Flatters
recalled sundry losses, and had their
private belief iu an overruling Provi-
dence strengthened.
. But there was nothing mean abotft
the Flat. It cheerfully voted a holi
day to bury One-eyed Jim. The
district attorney was again pressed
into tho service as master of the
ceremonies. A party was detailed to
and g the grave in an old claim that
had once been the property of the
deceased.
One-eyed Jim, in life, bad a habit of
cursing this possession as a means of
driving him to poker, for ho had
never seen the color in it after months
of patient working. Another party
knocked up a rough coffin for the
body, and then, after a solemn drink
all around, the funeral cortege left
the Cosmopolitan —the coffin on a
rough bier, and General Ilardinge
following, as chief mourner—for the
General feelingly declared that no
one more than himself regretted the
General’s mUfortuuo.
$1.50 A YEAR
The district attorney began to
think he bad mistaken his profession.
Previous to the funeral, and while
drinking at the ljar with thq General,
he had confided to that gentlemail
that the ministry might have been a
more congenial field. Ho nlio made
a secret resolve to brush up on the
sacraments. We may write it to,
the credit of the district attorney
that he made no pretence of follow
ing tho burial service over the body
of poor One-eyed Jim. He spok,e
movingly of the increased uncer
tainty of life and the many accidents
incident peculiarly to this pew Wes
tern civilization. “.The gentleman
who has been the unwilling cause”
of this unfortunate fellow-citizen’s
deoease,” said, the district attorney,
looking soberly a.ionnd among the
solemn crowd, and indicating the
General, who stood at the head of
the grave, hat in hand, with! a woe
begone expression, “ must, while re
gretting the necessity, thank God
that no lower law than that univer
sal one of self-preservation has—”
At this instant, to the astonish
ment of every one, the General threw
up his hat with a shout of joy, and
jumped into the grave. In a second
he stood up with his head just above,
the surface, and called aloud to the
amazed crowd, as he exhibited a half
ounce nugget: “Gentlemen, 1 give,
notice that I take up this claim for
sixty yards, two hundred feet each
side, with all its dips, spars, etc.,
according to the laws of the mining
district of Brandy Flat.”
Tho body of poor One-eyed Jim
was not buried that day, nor the
next, for all Brandy Flat was wRd
with tearing up tho ground oif t
new diggings, and taking out the
chunks of gold that have made the
Flat famous. Then the disagreea
ble duty was done by tho distriot at
torney and Mr. Finnegan at night,"
in ground that they made sure was
not auriferous.
“ That marriage of Finnegan was
a lucky speculation for me,” Mr.
Brown says, when talking of ’4o,'
dollars from llie bridegroom
services, I had a* quarrel with the
rascally General. He wasn’t so
quick with me as he had been with
poor Jim, 60 I had the satisfaction
of burying him beside that poor
fellow two days after, and I jumped
his claim and made my fortune.
WIT and HUMOR.
A Scottish minister being one day.
engaged in visiting some membera of
his flock, came to the door of a house
where his gentle tapping qould not
be heard for the noise of the conten
tion within. After waiting a little,
ho opened tho door and walked in,
saying, with an authoritative voice,
“ I should like to know who is the
head of this house.” “ Weel, sir,”
said the husband and father, “if yo
sit down a wee, we’ll maybe be able
to tell ye, for we’re j’ust trying to
settle that point.”
They tell a queer story about the
doctors in a certain Texas town, who,
were all away last summer lb attend
a medical convention. They wero
absent about two months, ahd upon
their return found all their patients
had recovered, 'tile drug stores had!
closed, the nurses had opened danc
ing schools, tho cemetery had been
cut up ipto building lots, the under
takers had gone to making fiddles,'
and tho hearse had been painted and'
sold as a circus wagon.
A country postmaster, in making a'
requisition upon the department at
Washington for three thousand postal
cards, apologizes for the unusually
large number ordered, by sitying:
“You may think that this amount of
postal cards that I send for afe great’
(our office being small), but ,I will
explain it to you. We want (hem to*
advertise for a man that was our town
treasurer* ant! absconded.”
A clergyman stopped bis prayer to
lead an unruly man out of church by
the ear, and then went on: “As' I
was saying, oh, Lord 1 ’*
An amateur farmer wonders “why,'
on all this fair earth, the ground is
spread bottom side up, so that it must
be turned over with a plow befortf
crops can be raised! ”
Wanted—A boy who esn spear
cockroaches. Wo want him, and wo
must have him. None but experts,
however, need apply, as ohr bock
roaches are sly—devilish sly.
“ Kissing your sweetheart,” says ft
trilling young man, “is like eatinv
soup with a fork—it takes a lung;
to get enough.”