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l!> I**l“** *Sm* ik» oat *ai
m u». iaipester, before t bay five bl*
i*** t 1 ;»»• a* u uio often '’III
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«i in si*%> ka«>*i» that Um |-.>pl*
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mg to t deviate auff. ring faMMaity,
Mi l, too, wUkoal jus, wuaan foaa bn
t* • adhered, he baa, by a earel'il re
oeairh into the hidden mysterfe*—
'j . k to ila* Umi when Julius
t • »vs rele a untie through llaakias
> die, »U*wa to Anim IKxuiui, 1 '*lo- ■ ho
1*..,, by eareftiUy studying man m
b<< * j«, im ho »*, ami on be should lx>,
jihj ■« -il'y, at la»l porßctod a ct>u»-
| Mini, which la jtk-a.nug to the tixaic,
•••ifntly hartoW in its natuie, anti
*a w*rr*rf<*<l to fur# ail ififf.aao* that
tI«C dub U heU to.
No "Mjihtiitfi." whiiky, ’ “leather
in fact, tin alcoholic tUmtilunt
that will bill ever afwnljr fhr# yard*
il l ad, it u oil tu the |irv)>ariition of
A ; , S*rmmil
1 * Kun mall >a very • tli> ac.oiis iu
»* • ■ of fU I *tt '<Umw Tin
•*ll 1 >!. . . . a livin * uionuiucnt,
I- mtiv of tht-. fact :i* he
* * ’•! jr «!«'j ■ *. <1 of hisown
ot at on* t > liy the UHI! of
.. h rful liifilii inc, it was re
t ">1 to I Ilf now feel* tc ani
-11 ; i ri 1 t.iti i, rfjmynate>l ami
in 1 fie ! ..nil ft ti. that, if ho Ui-i not
;» •! ah< | •nR hand to thnee who are
silUo .rlv aftl. t t, he wuultl not lie
* ! tinty r a feiiow-brothcr.
1 onujj wen « « oiVu t>(llicU‘l with
ft.* -■
'y lU*! 1 \iii) t<>ii>k attcntling
' j.|. tit > a>mri|#M of hem
* » 1 to •»! ton tltooutaidc
an wiitabv, that eornen
reach, at. i > tendency
. .1 a .tu* e tlia • oat
1 i . I (.!«?*» thia
' • ■ kly • .R'hntted,
* *1 . •a. Bil l Bt. ill Im.
.1 p. 1 imoa . The Ku
t to.* .in * hikißli iMit.utbs
t ( ». tti.i aiiti.loti f.,i thn* lie a#e
li v i 1 iri.ty f t u.lUii.na will
* • • .via? th. Jatoul 111 i-ooJ
' •* -I c««.lit lit n ttiUi iu four
• . ;..i i , rt -1 . * * what iarsllwi), in teed*
' *f*l w**»i* t lot< •itk, or i -vtwickiMaa.
\all Knrt melliaa | uwi iful nm-tic,
» t« aapooefUl of It W,;i cauMi tho #*tf»
in to Vinti.t nil tie biW out of him
■woti (at ha WMM.
V! *! Ml .«<!<• • t« I v til' k|i*k»of
.nfufAt* I wen n, v. iJJ heal op tin me*
’ ,by aj.jsiyiii.. the Kwmilita
’it. Km -’it*-, te #h *» tl»* tn4y Mill
ditto t 4 d>.tn.y« aii tomte
fit 41. ,1 mu ’*. N itit lifu drop*
>f the Ikioeiaati, taken in t with
.ie a, wni mate • tea# oil ** .U
t•• w%,4.y. ?ifed gieetl.i* a *estnit for
Ii •• no i.t >») 1 ofy *(•*, but I
t i m that bill* p* *1 ti.d aifdicilM
< il run awy ill that the 4h*b ia hair
t I m M t<iee a *U*mg of «v»*Rh
<*•«• holy ie* wrtle* 1 tert jitwfcr
s tn« Midlrlfern wtrt tfitey 4k I
*i wot he ah'* h* M*f#4j : U»c demand
A44»., »’* • . 1 Ssf Ja.
o.to htli - fertr- jrtr* «pM> pabwid atd
• ri.hlbm mm> ft tut to* thaw
v i i*. —-wit * a 0-4 am
, «l i -.WWW* He fea# fcwMeaibat
~g *i*tM mil tt i.nbr it Im# tw
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IfcUsccuaiuj,
mfKmwm »• Mnrr t» k «*.
AjHßpi 1 ti'u
vtfmFW often I' If ....
N %4 aa phtdi ov In n
nylimii .an par*.
, lwpH||4 ■••«<» I’e long*.*
!>«<- t'* ; ■
Tt I-:'"
PRlt# or pm ieb. Mttlt of owna, OWWn' s
r»i iotf.
But eiewr they waa, Uiey uiuat *
bak made a good thin# of It, or an I
menny »v their |>oatrrity would not!
liaw# Ikneiwcd tip aince amt tlrorc 1
out.
There u a Rrenl moral jtnp to nun
nage; it ia the mortar that hold* tin* 1
tvoahul brifk't together
Uut there ain’t hut darn few puoiku
who pul their money in matrimony !
who coulj tu*t down ami give* a good
written opinnytiu wh* on srth they
cunt to did it.
Tints U a grate proof that it ia one
01 thdii natral kind of accident* ilia! ,
aiat happen, Ji*t ac birda fly out m
the tie*!, wlien they have feathert*
clitiff, witbont lieingnltle tew tell why.
Sum marry for butv, and never tli*
knver ibeir uiiatake; tliiH i* Itnki
Spm marry for money, ami doul j
.tee il
Sum maify for |Htdigree, nml fee!
big for nix mouth*, anti then very '
M tmibly cam tew the conelut hoi that :
|to4ij.Tec ain’t no better than «>kim
milk
Sun marry bekawrc they hat bin
bigh'tetl (turn where else; tltn 1* .:
(TOM match, a bay awl ooirel ■ yt itle '
may make it antiuraide.
Sum tuarry for luv, without a cent ,
in tlwlr pocket, nor a friend iu He
worl-l, nor a drop ov petlicrt Tbit
tonka ikaporato, hut it lg the strength ]
of tim game.
1/ many in for lov ain't a nuccatc* |
tlion matrimony is a dead Inset.
Sum tuarry hacmiticlUcy think aim*
#Cijfe s ' f *‘ N- -Scerr* timet yvnr. ..nd Hi t*
le«r tnldrr how the crop hold* out.
Kuril marry loget ndofUiumhelves,
alul di't t vt r that the game wa/. cue
that two eoitkl play at, am) neither
win,
4 uni marry the <ind time to get
n tan, an*l tlnd it u gamltiing paint*
j Iho ui re they put down the h o they
i' *ko up.
Mini marry t« r I * happy, atul not
litidin - it, wtindeni where all ttic hap
11 in* !* goes to when it tlie*
; ui) n r*y, they can (teii why,anti
live, Un V can'; Ui) ho*
Almost ererytiodj get. married, (
and it ie a good joke.
Sum marry in haute, anti then mi
down ami think't carefully over.
Sum think it over carefully Just,
and Un i m>t down and marry.
Both way* are right, if tiiev hit the
mrV
Smbi marry rake* to com vert I hem.
• hia t* a httie n-kt. and take* *
man wiMiiouat v to do it.
Hum many coqucUs. This h> like
buyifega poor farm heavily jnortg'ipv I,
and wt-rking the l .vlf rc of yotu day*
1 to clear oph the Wort pope*
Mari nil iift- ho* it* chant ie, and
this tejttht what give* it its flavor.
' Kveryhod .• luv* lew jifaool with the
UoMfs**, leknti'c cvt rylKxlv t xpt i t*
, tew win. Hut I #m rntborimS t*•<*
j sfat# that everybody 'ion*t win.
Itut, gttor all, amrrmtt life m lull ,ut
■twin aa the dry gnoda biaiac**.
.Vo man can »wear cxaekly where
i i,# will felt k when be* touche* «»l
i'-M.
ktt‘» WOh »«(> U!i pm still (*l|H|
|' aa mnek l| it* mind tew do next
j. c»lh •* do it krm even benw-if.
t I»ty good* ov all kind* i* the chil l
! of cm nlM#Ui»»ta
Sum Tie»«'» marry , Imt tbi* ta ; s-i.
’ta ri*ky; the diwa«t ia the »»»is.-.»,tb
st,other i<am» to il
Thamaattno atand* on t’ t bar«
’bivartfef, and diumeat, ia mot* *pt
; tew k< 1 lit Ofeid than ku« who pit* he*
hi# be« 4 fw*t into tit* rivet
4%ere t* bat few who im ver ifi . y
t**kaaa»tbay «t*K —tHey all banker,
ami nu# M them atarre with bread
I trie ? tbom t «ptv»*! on both set* ,
jot for lltr bn k ot grit
Barry ywang f ia aiy moll*
I bate tM»-l it, and I know wbat I
.n talking about
|f may M) aak* tm wbi vo* p*rt
iMmel (if M word* l*l, b H him you
d> o'! f**«4tekt
Man .«p. ii a safe way togan.i.,
'«f y« »m, you wta a pth*. and if vn
’ loae, yra 4'*t taw r»*» Ibtftp, Mill
Um* |Mi«d*g* of tivmg 4ma»aily sdone,
and soaking you* at* mt
I B]e»t it, ta Halwa, awrry gow«g:
Thu* il W owe good < t*«w f»* a
, a nnwt late la life, and that ta a
‘a*to*4 atantegti
A meb gill »»« ymn of age, bem*
a*k«t »feat ia faitb. rapiwd ■ -It ,e
4o*ng Hkat IM want* «i» Mi 4a. ißti
» h •fn- * -81 *
llovr vui i«rbtg«Ml unit it lit*
Kg
W hen I wri « len da ! r„t c h«*a !
batue a (iuinrd wuHilom. mangv !
«*ehumii, gray, obi fox houn, rood |
for nothin;' but lo swalkr up what *
otter lined the bowel* of hut brats.
'Veil, 1 mat orally took * disttuti: to
him and ha*l a sort of hatikerin artel j
bnrtin his foeliu* nml diaciimferttn
him every time tli.r* buck was
turned Tiii» aortu kept a big akoui
afore hi* eye*, and an awful yell
ready to pour out the first motion he |
see trie make. Ho he larn’t to awaller
tittup* n* be run. and always kept lit* {
leg* well under hiumulf; for h., never
knew bow noon lie might uued them
1.. tiJte id.i infer:,ai i area# t.sound th '
• *‘ a flvin’ro* - inr ‘~ ■ f
F
motion well, and Im never tu j
«ee who threw it, but just let hia lied
opin wide entiff to gin a howl room to !
cum, and *ct his leg* sgwinctho way j
£i* none happened to be a pintin.’ i
liv’d ahy round c?v*ry rock he need in 1
the read, for ho looked upon it n* a !
calamity to cum alter him sum day.
I tell yett tleorgy, Hi at runniu’ am
the greatest invention mn vearth,
when keerlully us. and Wltar’d Ia bin
by this lime es I hadn’t relied on
these trv lege? D’ye see ’em? Lfou’t
they mfhd yon of a pair of eoiupasscs
ma*lc to divide a mile into quurtcrsi'
They’ll do it.
Well, one day I tuck, a pig's bind
der in onto the eive ov i. uuck'u uig, |
and fllle'l it with lum der. and corked
it up with a piece of spunk, rolled it
up iu a thin sculp of meat and ac t the |
apuuk a tire, and threw it out; lie
awailered it at a jerk, and sot to git
away from doing it. 1 heard a noise
like bunt In' stimUiis,' aud hi* tad lit
on mvhat. Tlic lied was away down
the hill, aud Ills teeth took a dead
hold onto a root'. Mi* fore logs were
fifty feet up the load tuakiu ruuiiiu
mo liuu,-*, mi l In hind ones astraddle
ova fence. As to the dog 1 n *ver
s<*ed him again.
Well, dad, durn i.t* uasanctiUcd'
soul, flung five nr mix hundred under
II y short with dried hide of a bull'*
tail, tuid gin me th remainder next j
day with :t wagin whi|> wlmt lie bor
rowed from a Jcller while he .was \A- ]
*.*••»»:’ 1 *■•; .:. ws.gone 1 got forme, J
and hollered for me to turn my beg- !
frln’ and «|u*tlia' into flew tntc tun- J
win,* which f iiiuijutely did. thanks to '
these here hamstrings, aid the last, !
lick mi' ud me nliitut ten foot.
Eliot* f««r limrrienelvt
If a man faints, place him on Ins
back and let him. alone.
If any po*-on is swaifonod, iinnk
insfitiitly half n glass of cold water,
■ with a lie.*i|iing t. -poonftil each of
common sslt uicl ground mustard
1 into it. This vomits as sot»tt as it
1 t ucliCM tht ntoinat h ; hut for Icuraomc
: es t*c po.son remain, swallow the
j w hite of out* or two raw eggs or drink !
s enp of Mtrong coffee—these two ,
being antlilote for- a greater number ;
. of poison* than any other tlcs**n arti*
tie known, with the advantage of ]
their always being at liaml—if not, a
pint of sweet oil, or lamp oil, or “drip*
pingf,’ or melted butter, or lard, are
good • distances. e*|wcis!ly if they
1 vomit quickly.
The I't’et tiling to stop bleeding of
, .4 moderate cut instantly, i* to cover
I it proftut ly with e -bweli, or flour and
'*. Im!f : it half.
If the 4<iood com from ,» wound
by ' 1 1 *iMirt.i, U* Bprv. or the man
* ill do. in a *e«r n.iiulc-, been usd an
artery ia severed; tics haudkc’Oucf
1., around, near thepart, bciweoi
; the Wound and the heart, put a stick
l « tween the hankcrehiefami the skin,
and twist it around until the Mood
tea-.-a to flow, keep it there until the
■tortm conn*, if ms |>omuou where
the hankerehiif c%nnot Ite 11** *l. pres*
the thumb on a spot near the wound,
between tire wound and the heart: in
ert aac tlie ptetumr* until the bleeding
ceat*i#| but do not ieject! the preoiiire
sa luKtant until the physician arrives,
#0 x. t« glue up the * onnd t»y 1 oagtl*
i.dion. or Mot lag of the htnlewd
bbiod.
If yo tr cioth.ng takes til* , t-ude the
i *n*is down the dn **. keeping them
as c).,*, t.thc (sidy aspo"ibli,attlie
e Hire time s inking to the floor by
bemling tin kies « ; this ha* a rtindh
rniajj eltcit upoa tin* lielii. *; ifnote*
t.nguifhed, or great headway gotten,
ii« down on tic floor anti toil over,
€.l lelU. rn > ? Ipc yottrrelf ill a cat
pet rug, l«wl ' db. or any garment
you can gal Ie ’4 of, aiwaya |*refenng
»<• !e«. fit,- *„o rtmOJ If ■•a!'k
*B4 a*
nr a gt: tlernau fioia th* J-i rtii.
«h* ot. • led .wane ;•««.> #t Jack
» .nvilb*, Florida, la order to flluottst'-
tiM great rapidity with which vegj *
turn giuw* .0 t!.atlcoltlV.relate*rhst
«n J 'tire of one y ear be p'sntad a |**aob
dill#, and in one year firm tire next
Atii»tt»t he gather, and peaches fiosj tbs
treo win*lt grew from that atone
tar um, nongham. Kngiaud, tt «
tenth annual dog show wo* lately
tea t-l Tbrm ware thouoantU es this
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•MOO and upward* <(n. of tbc* W*t«
?i0..17.
« h«'wp (im»ke House.
A former in "’.•stern New- York
give* the fMlmrin*: rr H* pirn for •
good and cheap smoke louse:
>0 former ahouid be without a
i;ood smoke house, :md such a one or
will fo* fire proof and tolerably secure
tVom thieve# fifty hams can be
mukedat .in tint# in a smoko-house
Miveu by eight loci esjuarc. .'One is
ix by seu'u, an 1 i*r large enough foi
mow forn * ¥ I flr.t dug all the
round out below where the frost
would reach, and ttlied it up to the
surface with tunall stone. Ou this 1
fold toy brick floor, it lime mortar.
The wall* are brink, eightltisfeie ‘hick
and sown feel high, with a door on
one side two feet wide. The dooi
should be made of worn! and liued
abeut uon. For the* top 1 pu*
' 71 Jar *•—t -*** re--- •*»
wl*t*, aliil eight and a hsdf in cue
from centre W centre, corered with
brick, and put on a heavy coat of mor
tar. I built a shell chimuey on the
top in the centre, arching it over and
covering it with a single roof ui the
usual way. An arch should be built,
on the outside, with a small iron door
to shot it up, similar to a stove door,
with a holts from the arch through
the wall of the smoke house, atul at
iron gate over it. The arch is more
convenient ami 1 tetter to put the fir.
in than to build fire inside the smoke
house, and the chimney causes *
draft through into the smoke house
Good corncobs or hickory wood arc
the best materials to make a smoko
for harus The cost, of such n smoke
house asl describe is about S2O.
[ Maryland Farmer
Krot* tus Eickiso. It is not at.
uncommon thing to meet with horse -
who will kick w hile in harness Such
horses are longeron,, to drive, and the
bal.it diminishes their value very
ntucli. A subscribe! gives the fol
low ing simple method of preventing
the practice of this pernicious trick
Take a forked stick, about two feci
long, varying; little, according te
the size of the horse; tie the end of th<
fork firmly to each en*l *if the bridlt
bit, aud the other end of the* stick to
the lower end of the collar, so as tc
keep the bead up, and this will pre
vent hia kicking. A few days work
ing in this manner w ill commonly es
feet a cure. Horses are more apt i*
kick when turning in ploughing, or
harrowing, than when doing any otb
cr work —Am Stork Journal
g&T Three brothers, bearing a re
markable resemblance to each other,
recently went into the same barber
m!i<*|>, and on the same day, to bt
sliaved. on.* going in the inorniiqMtht
other :i» noon, aud the third p.t sight
"‘lien tin* last, one appeared, the bar
ber, who was a Herman, dropped hi*
razor in a loni .hmcnt.and exclaimed
“ Vi iv, tint man lias tfo fastest bear.,
f nev. r saw . I shaves him dia inor
11 ing, shaves him at dinner-times, ami
b* comes back now mit his beard a**
long us never vaah.”
■ *v> , “ “•'* to being eiiithcted With
the gout,"said Mrs. TartMigton,“high
! Uvdttg don’t brine it tm. its Incohe
j rent in some families, aud i* handed
bout from foUierto *'*n. Mr. Han.
ntcr, poor soul, w ho has bin so long ill
with it. disinherit» it from his wife ,
j grandmother."
Idff" *4 V alike® laid a wager with n _
I nutchmau that he could swallow him
liidtling him stretch liim-clf upon th*
I table, he fastened with his teeth upoi
the poor fellow’s big t* e and gave ;
i J,;cni nip * (tis! you is biting me I
cured tire I'qtehman. ‘ Whr, you
old tool, 1: ou thirk lam going U
swallow you whole I'. *
AVi -.it It wiser -Take * quarter potm t
..f good rre.li chtWc (a solid |»t*cc th* »i**
• » '«*cutc rut il up tn *n>-!!•»*/•
U*>.. iM»I pm .a » laying pan. .vith a tilth
' «»«t aciq.fiUuf sweet mi!k Having prt*
I t*:i'. i. an t jg amt -tir that in, tbc*
; in Id halfa -ah «j«v*n of dry mustard, *w.
■ ladies "t red and a small piers o*
in.to r, tlu if Ikt mitt ■r*a’!lit <mt ll*v *
leidr rulkd llirce ran alt or two large Tren
I ton era. l.rs, and gradually Mil them in.
, »s ■ n li.ts b incorporated
, pirn tln tei wme out into a heat, and di.ti ard
! ,*#’.'fit ~<lt/ttusm'ao<t Jikgrtfk
Ri rtorrsii ftr jwss Alt clefha “s*.j.ei fr
- stained such aa lahte ttoms. t.apkinr
| i bildrvlM rla.tJiiijx, la>* e!a. ek* ought Wli*
1 rtMitinl I ' lorr befog put ialo aßjr w sl
! mislurt r • .»p U, *. tl-.m ;. mlrr tin
-tail, {wmiaaent Many stsiaawiJl yield U»
r«wl wcdiMsg in pure **>ft wjrtti water.—
1 if ofiid reftl wre>u<* alum t an> iu-otena
•ti m Almost am -tain or Iron tnawiM, o
| sdtdew, may tr nmored hr dipping In a
| a. rttofa'etjr a • .*:ig * i»r» «:«1 Utata novere*.
( irtUi *ali ..nd kept in tlie run Thu may
: 1 ijutre ti tr rsp* ted mgny tlm**», Isit
1 ■ ilh ns fa* eerer fitlisd Ot* ntry raced.
*II, *no »•■* lto rr? Suck a w th*
,1. a-ioa *sh'"t ws win are told a neighbor
t .*i »e ma te out heu* tsv all winter Our
i ooawer waa briefly aa foUavr* Keel* then;
1 a a warm, lotit pls> r , fet* tie !:, warn
I water to driak * liange their food twiee a
. wr.-k gt*i o.■ wluaulty a fed ad oiadaan
I *■„led |ortatoast srilh meal *nd aMtHefetacf
j pepfrtr S't.led. and Minaw (win th" |«» »V*
' * week from the rtlW. »«Waj> head re
! >h'n ... I* * «»»» Jf**~* fWaar