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T. M. PEEPLES, PROPRIETOR ]
Vol. I,
Harshly Importunate, Gone to
liis Death.
’Twas a life insurance agent—one of the
modern style,
With brassy cheek and fluent tongue and
aggravating smile—
That persecuted Abner Brown, and eke
inflamed his bile.
This agent followed Abner like a sleuth.-
hound on the scent,
And managed to encounter him wherever
Abner went;
Till Abner fell into a state of chronic
discontent.
He used to -corner Abner, and hang right
on and bore,
Until, in desperation, the disgusted Ab
ner swore;
Then the calmly-smiling agent would
Abner bore some more.
In vato he strove that agent’s visitaiions
to avoid,
And he realized that, if he would no
longer be annoyed,.
That pestilential agent must be speedily
destroyed.
One day he followed Abner to his place
of business,
Remarking, “Now, you’d better take a
policy, 1 guess;”
Then Abner said one profane word, the
opposite of “bless.”
And held a loaded pistol midst that agent’s
bristling hair,
And grimly told the agent, if he ever
anywhere,
Said “policy” to him again, he’d slay
him then and there.
If that is so,” the agon! said, “perhaps
I’d bettor go,
But if you will permit me, I would just
like to show
Our new endowment policy, with rates
extremely low.”
ilia ill-timed iteration Scaled the zealous
agent’s fate,
For Abner pulled the trigger and forever
stopped his prate,
So that he annoyed nobody, subsequently
to that date.
The jurors by snch agents had frequently
boon tried;
ITence their verdict was that Abner was
completely justified,
By “temporary sanity,” in this one’e hom
icide. [Ex.
For the Gwinnett Herald.
•Alcohol—lts Proper swd Im
proper uses.
By the term alcohol, we would
be understood to mean all intoxi
cating drinks.
We are aware of the fact, that
this subject has been much and ably
discussed through the columns of
the newspapers, before the temper
ance societies and from the pulpit,
yet we feel that too much cannot be
said where so much is at stake;
the good of society; the good of
country; the happiness of man
kind, in time and eternity.
Intemperance is sending its
thousands to an untimely grave—
to an awful perdition, perhaps —
every day we live.
We write not to condemn alco
hol, but only' its improper use.
Within itself, it is harmless; is
pure —is as pure as any other
medicine —and if rightly —and on
ly rightly used—would prove a
blessing, instead of a curse, to
mankind.
There are two extremes to this,
as well as a great many other
questions. There are those who
renounce it under all circnmstan
ces —who cannot tolerate it, even
as a medicine. There would, per
haps, be as much reason in re
nouncing fire arms —as the use of
one may be made as fatal to hap
piness and life as the other. Oth
ers there are who hold that a man
may drink from the intoxicating
bowl, when lie pleases, and as
much as he likes, with impunity,
provided he does not drink to in
toxication. We know not where
better to seek for truth, than in
the golden mean between the two
extremes.
We hold that its proper use is
its medical use ; that taken in any
other way than as a medicine, is
its improper use. Why 'it Because
it is strictly a medicine, intended
for the purpose of curing the sick,
and that which will cure the sick,
will make sick the well. Indeed,
any thing taken inwardly, that is
not necessary to health, is de
structive to it. A substance neg
; ative within itself, as clay or
| chglk, cannot be taken habitually,
| for any length of time with irnpu
! nity, and even the food we eat,
I more than is necessary for health,
! is destructive to it; and if a neg
ative substance, and that which is
nutritious, is detrimental to health,
that which takes effect on the hu
man system powerfully, as a medi
cine does, snrely is very much so.
! Any intelligent physician will tes
i tify to the fact, that no healthy
| man can remain so long, who
Lawrenceville, Ga., Wednesday, February 14, 1872.
takes medicine as ft beverage—
especially, a medicine that has the
powerful effect on the human sys
tem that alcohol has; and any
thing we can do to destroy' the
heal tli of This Well-Wrought frame
of ours, is a base siu against its
Creator.
There are professors of religion
(not Very Zealous ones we suppose)
who take strong drink habitually,
with the excuse that they can con
tiol themselves. ‘‘lt is good," says
St. Paul, "neither to eat flesh, nor
to drink wine, nor any thing
whereby thy brother stumbleth,
or is offended, or is made weak.”
And, again, “If meat make my
brother to offend, I will eat no
meat while the world Btandeth,
lest I make my brother to offend.”
To admit moderate drinking is not
an injury to themselves, and lienee
not a sin within itself, yet their
skirts are certainly not clear of
the blood of those who are led to
the slaughter through their exam
ple. But this we do Dot admit. It
is an acknowledged fact (as al
ready intimated) by the improved
medical science of our enlightened
day, that it is a positive injury to
the human constitution; and we
expect to prove it a sin, not only
on account of its deleterious ef
fect, but also because it is forbid
den by the word of God —if not
expressly forbidden,[yet in terms so
plain that “a wayfaring man,
though a fool, cannot eTr therein.”
We are taught that we must ‘‘Ab
stain from all appearance of evil,”
and What wayfaring man who
does not know moderate drinking
to be, at least, the '“appearance
of evil.” Drunkenness is num
bered, in the good book, among
the basest of evils—the most hid
eous of sins. If drunkenness is
so great an evil, is not the habitu
al use of that which will make
drunk, at least, the appearance of
eri!; and is it not a sin, within
itself, to violate the holy Word of
God - ? lienee, moderate drinking,
if only the appearance of evil, is
a positive sin. Wo expect to
prove it to be, however, ltiore than
the appearance of evil. We pray,
“Lead us not into temptation.”
If drunkenness is a positive evil
(and no one pretends to deny this)
is not moderate drinking leading
ourselves into temptation—the
temptation of becoming drunkards.
Alas! the temptation is so great
thousands are unable to resist it;
thousands yield to the temptation
and end their mad career in the
drunkard’s grave. And can we
ask our Father, in spirit and in
truth, to “Lead us not into temp
tation,” and, at the same time,
lead ourselves into temptation—
the awful temptation of sinking
into the lowest, depths of shame
and folly? Again, we read, “Thou
shalt not kill.” And how? Is
the command that we are not to
kill in any specified way ? Do we
read, “Thou shalt not kill with a
knife ? Thou shalt not kill in
stantly ?” Nay. But simply,
“Thou shalt not kill.” It is just
as truly murder to kill by poison
as with a knife or any other weap
on and it would be just as truly
murder to confine a human being
and wound him so slightly every
day that it would take yeat's to
ki'l him, as it would be to do the
deed with a single stroke of the
knife ; and the latter would be less
base ; less cruel ; less offensive in
the sight of Ajmignty God. The
same may be said of poison. It
would be just as truly murder, to
kill in any length of time, as in
stantly, by poison. The differ
ence, as in the other case, the lat
ter would be less base ; less cru
el ; less sinful in the sight of Al
mighty God. And what is more
sinful, more criminal in the sight
of God, than self-murder. Hence,
the tippler (whether his name is
inscribed on the church book on
earth or not) is not only guilty of
leading others to ruin by his ex
ample. lie not only violates the
Scripture, “Abstain fiom all ap
pearance of evil.” He is not only
unable to pray the Lord s paryer.
But he is guilty of suicide—the
author of his own destruction.—
And if the crime stopped here —if
he was the only sufferer —it would
be more tolerable. But, alas ! not
so. Helpless women and innocent
children—though uot participants
in the crime—are sufferers.
We have spoken of the projier
and improper uses of alcohol, in
a general way. We now bring
the subject home, and ask the
question, “How is alcohol used in
our day ; by our people ; in our
country ; properly or improperly ?
While it gives us pleasure to
“COMING EVENTS CAST THEIR SHADOWS BEFORE!”
say it is used properly in one
sense ; that it is used properly’ In
as much as it is used by the prudent
and faithful physician in the cure
of diseases, it is painful on the
other hand to say, that by the
people generally-—especially in
some communities —it is used im
pioperly to a fearful extent.
To give an idea of the extent of
its improper use in some commu
nities, we will relate a conversa
tion that passed between the wri
ter and a young man of one of
the first families of his county —a
religious family.
He asked us to drink with him,
and on our refusal, remarked :
“With one exception, you are
the only young man of my ac
quaintance who does not drink
whisky.”
And we fear this is too near the
truth. We fear, that in some ot
our communities, whisky-drinking
has become almost fashionable
with our young men —and what
young man who does not desire to
be fashionable?
We fear (hat a large proportion
of the young men of our country
have become whisky-drinkers, and
that the fatal malady is still
spreading. What will become of
our country in the rising genera
tion ? Shall we be governed by
companions of dram-drinkers, and
patrons of grogshops ? What
will become of society, of molali
ty and religion ? What will be
came of o'Ur earthly sanctuaries ?
Shall the house of God go down,
and instead thereof, bo erected
the still house and the grog shop ?
Why is it, that in the face of all
the pulpit sermons and temper
ance societies ot our enlightened
day, this evil is still on the ag
gressive? Who is to blame ? The
young men? We answer, only
partly. They were taught it; for
according to the good book, “ Train
up a child in the way he should
go, and when he is old he will not
depart from it.” They lIuVC been
trained up in the way they should
not go, and tire natural conse
quence is, they follow it.
We censure none of teaching
their children directly to become
drunkards, but Indirectly. For
instance, when the tender boy ar
rives at the proper age, and is to
leave home, and the care and in
struction of his parents, for some
distant seminary of learning, he
is advised to avoid intemperance,
perhaps, after this manner: “My
son, It is my desire that you never
become a drunkard. I would
some rather you would not drink
at all; but, whatever you do, do
not become a drunkard. It will bo
a disgrace, to you—a disgrace to
your family.” The youth leaves
his home with the resolution never
to become a drunkard —this ia bcU
tted. Far away from home and
friends, tvith a cold and heartless
world to contend with, he finds
himself in bad company —the in
toxicating buWl is passed around—
at first thought, perhaps, he re
fuses, but thinks again. “Father
and mother say I must never be
come a drunkard —a drunkard I
never expect to be; but what do
they’ say about drinking ? 1 hey
say they had some rather I would
not drink at all. From the way
they talk, it certainly cannot be
harm simply to take a drinkj and
I’ve seen father drink, and it has
never made him a drunkard.” —
Reasoning thus with himself, he
takes the fatal step—a step that
will, perhaps, end him in the
drunkard's grave ; lie has taken
the same step that all other drunk
ards have taken. It is true, he
may not become a drunkard ; but,
then again, he may. It is certain
he would not, had he never taken
the first drink. It is not long un
til to refuse a drink from his com
rades causes a blush —he should
blush to accept it. He soon ac
quires a taste for strong drink ;
becomes a moderate drinker ; he
is insensibly led on from moderate
drinking to drunkenness ; and,
from drunkenness, lie sinks into
the awful disease, delirium tre
mens, where ho realizes, to his
sorrow, the truth of the scripture,
“For, at the last, it biteth like a
serpent and stingeth like an adder.”
From delirium tremens, lie sinks
into the drunkard’s grave, when
he realizes, to his eternal woe, the
truth of another scripture, “No
drunkard shall enter the kingdom
of heaven and, alas ! the respon
sibility, or at least a due propor
tion of the responsibility, goes
back home to those who taught
the boy to become a drunkard
his own parents.
It is to be lcared that many pa-
rents will have to answer, in the
last great day, for the horrible
deeds committed by the inebriate
son.
If parents were half so zealette
in teaching their children to avoid
those evils which are destructive
to the life of the soul, as they are
those evils which are destructive
to the life Of the body, our people
would be a better people—an hun
dred fold —a thousand fold ; our
country would be, comparatively,
a paradise on earth.
In demonstration of the fact,
that parents are more zealous in
teaching their children against
those evils destructive to the body,
than they are those evils which
are destructive to the soul, we
will make a comparison.
Your residence is surrounded by
dangers, that may prove fatal to
physical life. On one side is the
railroad, over which passes, daily,
in rapid strides, the great iron
horse. In a stone’s-throw, in an
other direction, rolls the volumin
ous waters of the mighty Niagara,
pouring forth in tones of thunder
over the stupendous cataract. .J-ust
over yonder is situated a dense
forest—a swamp inhabited by
wild beasts, ravenous wolves,
poisonous serpents. Father, moth
er, how would you teach that ten
der boy, just arriving at the age
of susceptibility, with regard to
these dangers to physical life?
Would you say, “My son, you may
play on the banks of the river if
you like; you may wade its wa
ters —1 care not how far—just so
you keep in shallow places. You
may venture to the verge of - the
cataract, if you will take care to
go no farther ?” Would you say
to that tender boy, “You may play
in those woods ; you may explore
it in search of nature’s beauties ;
yon may make its bowefy shades
a resort from the noon-day sun ;
you may rove its pleasant shades
as much as you like, just so you
avoid (ho wild beasts ; just so yon
are not bitten by the serpents ?”
Is this the way you Would teach
that child ? Far from it ; as far
as the cast is from the west. You
Would say to that tender boy, “My
son, my son, keep away from the
mighty falls ; do not venture near,
fur it is a dangerous place , for if
you were to fall into its waters,
you would go over the mighty
cataract—bo dashed in pieces ;
you would die, my son, and father
and mother would see you no
more. Keep away from the dan
genius falls. Keep away from
those woods, my son ; make your
play ground in another direction ;
there is danger there; It is the
borne of wild beasts —of venomous
serpents. Many travelers have
been known to venture there,
never to return again. It is true,
a few have returned, but a great
many have been devoured by the
wild beasts and serpents of that
dark swamp. If you go there, you
will perish With those that linVo
already ventured —be torn in
pieces; you will die, my son, and
father and mother will see you no
more, iu this world.”
Y r ou would make 6UCh an im
pression on that young ruind that
there Would be no danger, lie
would fear these evils as death.
Now, how do you teach that
tender boy, just entering the stage
of action ; whose home in this
world (I care not what portion of
this world) is surrounded by evils
that are dangerous to the life of
his immortal soul; who is sur
rounded by the hungry wolves of
perdition, thirsting for the life
blood of liis immortality. And,
especially, how do you teach him
with regard to the dense forest,
from whose deep ravines and dark
caverns, so few travelers have ever
returned ; with regard to that evil
that endangers not only the life
of the body, but the life of the
immortal soul ? I)o you say to
that tender boy, “My son, touch
not that cup—there is death in
that cup. Scores, and hundreds
of scores, have already found it a
speedy passport to an awful hell.
Touch it not. If \on drink of that
cup, you will die, my son. It will
not only kill your body* blit it will
damn your soul in bell forever ?”
As in the other case, so in this.
He would fear this evil us death.
There would be no danger of his
ever becoming a drunkard. He
would look upon intemperance (as
it really is) as a fatal enemy to
mortal—to immortal life.
Samuel.
<m •
Flatterers only lift a man np as
it is said the eagle docs tor ltd*—
to get something by the fall.
($2 A YEAR, IN ADVANCE.
Yllli HILLS.
When memory breathes of childhood’s
borne,
Ami youth’s pulse stirs with joyous
thrills,
Homesick, I long again to roam
As free as then upon the hills.
How oft, with childish eagerness,
I climbed to gaze, where blue and dim,
The distant hills, with mute caress,
Seemed meeting the horizon's rim.
And, With that hopefulness of youth,
Which contact with the world soon
chills.
Built castles, which I thought, in truth,
To seek and find beyond the hills.
At last, beyond the bills to dwell,
I went; and though with tearful eyes,
[ locked jn lingering fond farewell,
The fatwc Wore a fairer guise.
But in tho life that future brought,
I found few joys and much of puin;
The idols proved but clay I'd sought ;
Nor were my castles on the plain.
I learned, with an awakening rude,
Life lmd stern lessons to impart ;
And, 'midst the busy multitude,
Tolled, weary oft and sad of heart.
And when life seems of little worth,
Worn with its tumult, care and ills,
I would look out and down on earth,
And breathe the pure air of the hills.
But though may never meet my gnzo
'The old familiar hills of yore,
Ffl scan, when death dispels the haze,
The hills that grace the other shore.
For here, along life's valley road,
We bear what cross our Father wills;
And for the lifting of our load
Look upward to the unseen hills.
There, with earth’s lessons learned aright*
We e'en may find affliction’s rod
A staff will prove, in heaven’s light,
With which to mount the hills of God.
Bkktiia 11. Ellsworth.
Itritlul Con pies in Wash
iugton.
The Washington correspondent
of the Cincinnati Commercial is
facetious over the bridal couples
who flock to the Capitol to enjoy
their honeymoons. lie says;
There must be some undiscov
ered magnet which brings so many
happy pairs to Washington. They
flourish in such numbers in no
other city, hut the secret has not
been discovered. You meet them
everywhere, and at all hours —no,
not at all hours, unless you take
your breakfast very late, If you
go down to your breakfast at the
hotel say half-past ten or eleven,
yon will see a perfect school, or
flock, or droYc of them. There
they sit at the little round tables
all over the room, and they look
Very pretty—l mean the brides, 1
of course, for the men, great sheep
ish fellows, are not worth looking
at. There they sit, In tire proper
est kind of attitude; they would
n>/t have yon fur the world think
they were at that very moment
the happiest girls on earth. Their
dress is of the propereat kind—a
subdued or neutral shade, trimmed
with velvet and fringe or embroid
ery ; A dainty little hat, with a
bow of ribbon, a patch of velvet,
a plume, a shred of lace, and u
bright flower trying to hide among
them all, even as she is trying to
hide the blushoH that come and go
on her round cheeks.
The little doves always come to
breakfast in their hats, and carry
their little coats and muffs and
gloves in their little hands. This
fn the style, fair girls, if you have
any such thing in view. She may
go right back to her room and
read over the letters he mod to
write her all <fuy long, and not go
out of the hotel at all ; but it is
the style to go down with hat on
and all things ready.
It is very amusing to watch
these people at the hotel. They
come to every meal —breakfast,
lunch, dinner, and supper. At
breakfast they jook very pretty,
at lunch so so, at dinner they ftre
resplendent, and at supper pale
and tired. Y'ou Bee them at their
best at dinner. It is there that
they shake out tho wrinkles in
their new dresses. Yesterday the
pretty bride went to dinner iu
black silk and Valenciennes-, to day
she wore a light-blue silk, long
train, trimmed with point appliipte;
tomorrow she will wear ashes of
rose silk, with white satin trim
ming and fringe ; t'nc day follow
ing, if she stays so long, she will
wear a very handsome black silk
walking suit, and the following
morning you will sec her at the
early |>reakfa*t with her demure
little traveling suit on, for sho iu
going in the morning train— going
back to begin her future—but
whether for good or ill depends
largely on herself.
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No. 48.
AVhat a Dream Did,
Tho Fort Way no Sentinel sober
ly’ narrates'thu following (ts a fact:
A gentleman of high social po
sition, living in this comity, bad a
son engaged ns a clerk in a largo
mercantile house in Omaha. A
few weeks the father received a
letter from his son to the effect
that he had been fobbed of $5,000
belonging to his employer, while
returning from a collecting trip
into the country. The father Was
naturally troubled by the intelli
gence, and when lie retired .to liis
room for the night he lay awake f-.r
suino time thinking of the unfor
tunate occurrence. At la*t ho
fell asleep, and. as it seemed to
him, lie was sitting by a table in a
bed-chamber of Hotel of Oma
ha, listening to the conversation
of two young men who were re
calling the particulars of a rob
bery in which they had just been
concerned, while they counted
over the proceeds ot the same
with an exultant air. .
Learning the irnniDer of their
room, lie descended the wtnifs,
consulted the register, fixed their
names iu memory, together with
the date under which they wore
written, and then awoke. He im
mediately wrote a letter to his
son, requesting him to calf at the
—— Hotel, look at the register,
and If he found the names of John
B. Wilson and James Frank in
scribed on its pages under tho
date of November, to have the par
ties font,.;, arrested and charged
with the theft of the $5,000. The
son followed the directions, and
from a letter received by the fa
ther yesterday, we learn that the
said John I*. Wilson and James
Frank were arrested at the said
hotel, that they confessed to the
felony, that $4,812 of tlie lost mon
ey was discovered, and that Uni
offenders had been scut to the
pent tenfiary.
A Poem;
l’olly wog
On a log,
wagged his tail;
Bumble bee
■Saw a fine
bitting on a rail.
Grasshopper
Ealing supper
' With s butter My;
Lsdy bug
On a rug
Hefted a cricket cry.
Kilty Did
Run and hid
In a maple tree;
Miller Mollar
■Stole a dollar-
From a chickadee.
Yeiiow jacket
With a racket
Made a hoi net run;
Dragon fly
Hurt his eye
Looking at tho sun.
“Parson L.,” inquired Uncle
Olin, a pleasant old man who was
at work one day last summer cut
ting the grass in the large yard of
the Baptist Church in a country
town, and spied his minister, who
was of the Methodist order, “how
do you suppose my cow will win
ter on this Baptist hay 7” “Oh,
well,” was the quick reply, “I
think she may live through on it,
but she’ll probably give rather
thin milk 1”
“Johnny, where’s your pa?”
“Gone fishing, sir.”
“lie was a fishing yesterday,
was he not ?”
“Yea, sir.”
“What did lie catch ?”
“One catfish, tho rheumatism,
two eels, the toothache, and some
little ones. Mn says he’ll catch
fits today: just wait till lie gets
home.”
A negro waiter, who had twice
awakened a traveler to inform him
that breakfast was ready’, and a
third time broke bis slumbers by
attempting to poll off the bed
clothes, thus explained; “Massa,
if you isn’t gwiuu to get up. I
must have the sheet anyhow, ’case
dey’r waiting for the table-clot 1”
At a recent printers’ dinner A
wicked wag offered the following
toast : “Woman—second only to tho
press in the dissimulation of nears.”
A man who was told by a clergy
man to remember Lot’s w-fe, replied
that ire had trouble enough with liis
own, without remembering o;h«r
ine:.’s who*.