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GWINNETT HERALD. PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, BY PEEPLES & YARBROUGH. TYLER M. TEErLES, Editor, rates of subscription.^ n" e three months °SuSption rates are cash-payable subsc f ribcr9 ' and ♦he monev. will receive a copy free. sSbers wishing their papers . b i°) frnmfne post-office to another, ch TitHhe name of the post-office must they wish it changed, as well legal advertisements. Sheriff “'f^^pe'r'sqaare'.'. '.5 00 Tax Collector s « Letters of administration. Notice to debtoramd credttors... 5 00 Leave to sell land Sale of land, per square S 00 Letters of dism.ss.on, 4 DU Application for homestead 2 00 Estray notices * uu Kgs-Sales of land, by administrators, eTMMitors or guardians, are required by hw to be held on the first Tuesday in the month, between the hour 3 of ten in the forenoon and three in the afternoon, at the Court-house in the county in which the properly is situated. . Notice of these sales must be given in a public gazette 40 days previous to the dav of sale. . Notice to debtors and creditors of an estate must also be published 4li days. Notice for the sale of personal proper ty mast be given in like manner, 10 days previous to sale day. Notice that application will be made to the Court of Ordinary for leave to sell land must be published fur four weeks. Citations on letters of administration, guardianship, &c., must be published 30 days; for dismission from administration, monthly, three months; for dismission from guardianship, 40 days. Rules for the foreclosure of mortgages must be published monthly, four months ; for establishing lost papers, for the full space of three mouths; lor compelling titles from executors or administrators, where bond has been given by the de ceased, the full space of three months. Sheriff’s sales must be published for four weeks. Estray notices, two weeks. Publications will always be continued according to these, the legal requirements, unless otherwise ordered. PROFESSIONAL CAROS. SIV.J. WINN. WM. K. SIMMONS. WINN & SIMMONS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Lawrenceville, G eorgia. Practice in Gwinnett and the adjoining counties. marl 5-1 y NATHAN L HUTCHINS, GARNETT M’MII.LAN, Lawrenceville, Gr Clarksville, Ga. hutchins (j- McMillan, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Offices at Lawrenceville and Clarksville. Practice in the counties of the Western Circuit, and in Milton and Forsyth of the Blue Ridge. - mar 15—1 y J. N. GLENN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LAWRENCEVILLE, GA. Will promptly attend to all business entrusted to his care, and also to Land, Bounty and Pension elaims mar 15-6 m TYLER M. PEEPLES, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LAWRENCEVILLE, GA. Practices in the counties of Gwinnett, llall, Jackson and Milton. Pension elaims promptly attended to mar 15-6 m DRS. T. K. &, G. A. fVIITCHELL, LAWRENCEVILLE, GA., Respectfully tender a continuation of their professional services to the citizens generally. Keep constantly on hand a good assortment of drugs and chemicals. Prescriptions carefully prepared, mar 15-ly v * A. J. SHAFFER, M. D., PHYSICIAN and surgeon, LAWRENCEVILLE, ga. mar 15-6 m D R. T. G. JACOBS, SURGEON DENTIST, Being prepared to practice bis proses -1 n ln ., ‘ >t* branches, informs the citi wiH hi and vicinity that he Jj® a t “<* office in Lawrenceville from oh to the 18th of each month. By prompt attention to business, and reason prices, he hopes to secure a liberal Patronage. Alhvork warranted. mar22ly B - F. ROB ER T Attorney at Law, ALPHARETTA, GEORGIA, attend to all business entrusted to ; n .. re ln I!* 6 Blue ltidge circuit; also tho v/°? ntieß of Hall and Gwinnett of ‘he V\ estern circuit tonnected with Col. If. H. Walker eiision, Land Warrants aiul cam against the United States - <Jierii,li e(it. juue 14-fim ai R-line hosue, I>r J°r Street, near tbe Car Shed, ATLANTA, GA. *L L KEITH, - - Proprietor. Single Meal, or Lodging, 50 Cents. aug IG-tf Weekly Gwinnett Herald. T. M. PEEPLES, PROPRIETOR ] Vol. I. THE IRISHMAN. There was a lady lived at Leith, A lady very stylish, man, And yet, in spite of all ber teeth, She fell in love with an Irishman— A nasty ugly Irishman, Awild tremendous Irishman— A tearing, swearing, thumping,bumping, roaring Irishman. His face was no ways beautiful, For with suiall-pox ’twas scarred across, And the shoulders of the ugly dog Were almost double a yard across O, the lump of an Irishman, The whisky-devouring Irish man— The great he-rogue, with his wonderful brogue, the fighting, rioting Irishman. One of his eyes was bottle-green, And the other was out my dear; And the calves of his wicked look ing legs Were more than two feet about, my dear. O, the great big Irishman, The rattling, battling Irish man— * The stamping, ramping, swaggering, stag gering, leathering swash of an irishman. He took so much of Lundy Font.. That he used to snort and snuffle, O; And in shape of size, the fellow’s neck Was as bad as the neck of a buffalo O, the horrible Irishman— The thundering, blundering Irishman; The slashing, dashing, smashing, lashing, hashing Irishman. Ilis name was a terrible name, indeed,' Being Timothy Thady Mulligan; And whenever he emptied his tum bler of punch, He'd not rest til! he filled it full again. The boozing, bruising Irish man, The ’toxicated Irishman, The whisky, ftisky, rummy, gummy> brandy, no dandy Irishman. This was the lad the lady loved, Like all the girls of quality; And he broke the skulls of the men of Leith, Just by the way of jollity. O, the leathering Irishman, The bar bur;:".- savage Irishman. The hearts of the maids, and the men’s heads, were bothered, Pm sure, by this Irishman. A German Girl Aliasing. Mis; lied wig Gorke lias been missing from her home at Greenpoint since Wednesday morning, and under cir cumstances which lead to a suspicion of foul play. Miss Goike arrive! im this city from Altoona, Germany, about one year ago. When she was but nine years old her mother died. Iler father, who was Inspector of liar racks, at Altoona,'married about two years after the death of her mother. The step-mother maltreated Hedwig, and prevailed on her father to allow her to come to this country. Her mother, dying, beqnalhed her pro ]>ertv to her children, lledwig’s share amounted to about $2,000. This was left in the bands of the executor until Hedwig’s majority. After her arrival in this city she became a domestic for a private fanwly in West Forty-seeond street- Tliere she was visited several times hv a naan who requested her to sign a paper. Iledwig did not sign the paper, preferring to wait untill she got advice. Last December the family where she was living moved out of the city, and Hedwig was thrown out of em ployment. She met Mr. A. 0. McGrcw, a representative of the press, and applied to him for emyloyment. Mr. McGrew was favorably impressed with the girl, and becoming inter ested in her artless narrative of her story, took her to his home at Green point. She proved to be a tractable and inteligont girl. Sho was a con stant attendant at church and Sun day school, and endeared herself to all. Among these was the family of Mr. George Stein, the German editor of the News. On Wednesday morning she dressed herself, and saying that she was going to visit the family of Mr. Stein at their resi dence at 337 East Thirty-ninth street, went from home. She did not return that evening, but her absence caused no uneasiness, as Mr. McGrew thought that she had remained at Mr. Stein’s bouse. Meeting Mr. Stein the next afternoon, Mr. McGrew learned that Hedwig Lad hot been at his bouse at all. Mr. McGrew then called at the Police Central office and Inspector Dilks sent out a general alarm to the various stations warning the police to look sfter her. Miss Gorke is a tall, beautiful blonde, about 19 years old, and very intelligent.— Mr. McGrew connects her disappear ance with the man who called upon | her and wanted her to sign the paper. —W. Y. Sun. A bad omen—To owe men mor\ey. Lawrenceville, Ga., Wednesday, March 6, 1872. Matrimony Extraordinary. An entertaining article entitled “Tony Weller’s Widows” appears in the Chester (Pa.) Republican, from which the following is an extract: Another very courtable widow was a young lady of Washington, Pa. She became engaged to a young man named Robert , in i 1845. Her father, however, ob ; jected to this match with one of his clerks, and when the young lady received a tempting proposal from a wealthy suitor the parental influence soon effected a marriage, despite the former engagement. In less than three months her hus band was killed by a kick from a horse. Robert was a second time then a suitor, but delayed the important question until fifteen months had elapsed, when, to his j horror, she informed him that she was engaged. In three months thereafter she was married. Two years elapsed, when the married couple removed to Syracuse, N. Y., where among the victims of the cholera, when the pestilence swept that city, was the second. Robert again sought her hand, and when a year had elapsed, was on the eve of a declaration, when lo! lie re ceived an invitation to her wed ding. Her late husband’s busi ness was found in such a state that, to avoid immense losses, she married the surviving partner. Shortly after that she removed to Detroit, Michigan. A few years elapsed, when herself and husband were on a steamer that was wreck ed near Buffalo. The husband per ished and the wife escaoed solely through the exertions of a friend who was on board. His gallantry inspired such sentiments in her breast that sl.e married her brave preserver a few months after her third widowhood. The happy pair removed to Pittsburg. '-re her husband «,.*> engaged in tbe mer cantile business. Thither Robert, still cherishing his first love, fol lowed them. One day, as be was passing the husband’s store, lie saw a terrible commotion. Rush ing in, he beheld the mangled corpse of that gentleman on the floor. A tierce of rice, on being I hoisted to an upper story, had fallen through the trap, killing him i instantly. Anxiously Robert in | quired if any one had been sent to inform his wife, and was told that the book keeper had just gmte. Robert started for Alleghany city, where the deceased had resided, at the top of his speed. The book keeper was just ahead of him, and from past experience, knowing the virtue of prompt action, and ap prehending tint the clerk had de signs on the widow, he ran for dear life, side by side. The race continued until they reached Hand street bridge, when the clerk was obliged to stop and pay the tolls, while Robert, a commuter, passed over without stoppping. Reach ing the house of the widow first, Robert told the heartrending news, and in the same breath made a proposal of marriage. True to lier promise, after a year of mourn ing, she became his wife. As all of her husbands had died wealthy, Robert was comfortably fixed after all. This case is a remarka ble example of what pluck and perseverance will do for a man, while at the' same time it teaches a lesson on the danger of delay. * We frequently hear of men of the “lower class of society” licking their wives, and we sometimes do hear of the strong minded who have the nerve to pitch into the lords of creation; and when such strong-minded do pitch in they generally go it tooth and nail. It is a rare thing, however, to hear of a gallant young man undertak ing to lick a young lady, but such an occurrence actually took place in the western part of the city a short time since. It appears that the young folks had a lintle squab ble over the tea-table, and the gal lant young man daubed the face of the young lady with a spoon taken from the molasses mug. The consequence was, the young gentleman was subjected to tbe penalty ol licking it off, which he did in the most gracelul manner, and declares that he would gladly lick lasses the balance of his days. It is easy in the world to live after the world’s opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after your own ; but the great man is he who, in the midst of the crowd, keeps with perfect sweetness the inde pendence of solitude.— “COMING EVENTS CAST THEIR SHADOWS BEFORE!” Spain and the South Ameri can Republics. The following is the text of the armistice between Spain and the South American republics, which a cable telegram recently stated had been published in the official gazette at Madrid : The plenipotentiaries of Spain and of the allied republics of South America met at the Depart ment of State, in Washington, on the 14th of April, 1871, and agreed upon the following : Articles of Armistice between Spain on the one hand and the allied lie publics — Eilufia, Chile, Ecuador, and Peru —on the other. The mediation of the United States having been offered and accepted towards relieving Spain ! and tbe allied republics of tbe Facific from the technical state of war which has existed since the hostilities of 1860, the President of the United States has for the purpose conferred full powers up on Hamilton Fish, Secretary of State. His Catholic Majesty lias con ferred like powers on Mauritio Lo pez Roberts, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Christ of Portugal, Grand Oflicer of the House of the Conception of Portugal and of Leopold of Belgium ; Knight Com mander of the Legion of Honor of France, Superior Chief of Admin istration, deputy in various legis latures, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary of his Majesty Amedio 1., King of Spain, to the United Slates of America. The President of the republic of Bolivia has conferred like powers on Colonel Manuel Freyre, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Pleni pottntinry of Peru to the United States of America. The President of the republic of Chile has conferred like powers on Joaquin GudOy, Envoy Extraor dinary and Minister Plenipoten tiary of that republic to the United States of America. The President of the republic of Ecuador lias conferred like powers on Antonia Flores, a Senator o! that republic and its Minister Plenipotentiary ad hoc. And the President of the re public of Peru has confericd like powers on Colonel Manuel Freyre, Envoy Extraordinary and Minis ter Plenipotentiary of that repub lic to the United States of Amer ica. And the said plenipotcnliaV ries having exchanged their full powers, which were found in due and proper form, have agreed upon the following articles : Article 1. The suspension of hostilities existing de facto between Spain on the one hand, and the allied republics of Bolivia, Chile, Ecuador, and Peru on the other, is converted into a general armis tice or truce. Art. 2. This armistice shalrcifti tiuue indefinitely, and cannot be broken by any ol tbe belligerents, save in three years after having expressly and explicitly notified the others of its intention to re new hostilities. In this case noti fication must be made through the government of the United States. Art. 3. Each of the belligerents during the continuance of this ar mistice shall be at liberty to carry on commerce with the neutral na tions in all articles in which trade is considered lawful in a state of peace; all restriction on neutral commerce therefore ceasing. Art. 4. The present agreement shall be ratified by the respective governments, and the instruments of ratifications shall be exchanged at the Department of State at Washington within four months from date. Art. 5. Those governments which shall have sent their ratification within the time fixed in the prece ding article may make the ex change separately in the two moutns following. Art. 6. If any one of the gov ernments, on account of circum stances over which it has no con trol, shall not be able to effect the exchange of the ratifications with : iu the times fixed in the foregoing articles such delay shall be grant ed it as it may request from the other party without the necessity for a new agreement. Art. 1. The proceedings for the ratification and exchange shall not interfere with the continuation of the conferences designed for the negotiation of a peace. in testimony of the stipulations made in the foregoing seveu arti cles, the undersigned Secretary of State of the United States, in the j character ot mediator, and the j plenipotentiaries of Spain, Bolivia,! Chile, Ecuador, and Prill have signed the foregoing agreement at the Department of Btate at Wash ington on the 11th day of April, 1871 : Hamilton Fish, Mauricio Lopez Roberts, ricnipotcnciario de Espana. Man’l Frevrb, I’lenipotcnqiaro del Peru. Joaquin Godoy, Plenipotenciario dc Chile. Antonio Flores, Plenipotenciario del Ecuador. Man’l Fkeyrk, Plenipotenciario de Bolivia. — * A important convention, com posed of all the narrow gnage railroad companies of the United States, is to he held in St. Louis next June, for the purpose ol dis cussing the question whether rail roads of this description will an swer the purpose ot roads of wider gauge, and generally of ascertain ing their cost, the expense of ope rating them and keeping them in repair, the relations of their freight capacity to the demands of the country, their safety and accommodations as respects pas senger traffic, and what general i system ought to bo adopted in their construction and manage ment. The convention, it is said, will be attended by the most emi nent civil engineers and railroad builders of the country, and may perhaps result in a new departure in its railway history. Rousing the War Spirit. —The New York Herald, with a soit of devilish delight, is out, from day to day, with inflammatory articles designed to stir up the bad pas sions and arouse the war spirit of the people, and thereby prevent a peaceable solution of present differences with England. Its Meat Uet is to- units- the -Ntui.’ by showing that England “took sides with slavery ’ during the late American war. It dcclara that, “not only were the sympathies and the moral of the British government and the British aris tocracy pledged to the so called Confederate States, but tliat Lords Palmerston and Russell were only waiting for a convenient pretext to become an active armed ally of Jeff’. Davis.” \ / We Lave received some alluvial deposit specimens from E>q. T. E. Matthews, of Gwinnett Go. The sample sent is evidence of the soil, from which it was procured, being rich in the precious metals. Gwin nett county is evidently auriferous; but needs energy, enterprise, capital and ambition to develope it’s biihlet/ resources. The Air line Railroad /s performing wonders for that section of country, such as were only vissiojn nrv a few years ago. —Dahlonew Signal. On the morning of the lsll>/ at Vicksburg, Miss., a fire destroyed Smith’s foundry and the property of Frank Gallagher, Jas. Callahan, Jas. Ilerlin, Matt. Irving, on the east side of Levee street; and Ryan Dro.’s sash factory, the resi dences of Mr. Garter, Mrs. David. Mrs. Gannin, Mr. Honninglian, and all the small houses between Le vee street and the river, south of the Vicksbnig boarding house. Loss, $75,000. Tub Atlanta Air Line —We learn from contractors that work on the road between Atlanta and Char lotte is being hastened forward. The iron, with the exception of a few miles, has been purchased, and will be laid from threo or four points. Estimates arc promptly paid. It is expected the road will be completed this Fall, as the par ties in power appear to have the money. We must hurry up our own road so as to be able to reap the advantages of the connection. Columbus Sun. • A deplorable condition of affairs is said to still exist in Chicot coun ty, Arkansas, in and about Lake V.llage. The negroes are insolent and occasionally threaten the State guards sent down by the Governor. Nearly all the white citizens have moved their families beyond the county line or out of the State. None of those engaged iu the Lake Village butchery have been arrested yet.-—-Columbus Sun. How fust time Hies when you arc working against it; how slowly when you uro working to fill it up ! What a difference between trying to get your work done before your dinner honr, and trying to (ill up your hour before dinner with work. [s2 A YEAH, IN ADVANCE. Something New Alnmtj Pat rick Henry. Rev. Edward Fontaine, of Louisian na, recently read a highly interest ing paper before the Long island Historical Society on Patrick Henry, the great Virginnia orator of tlio rev olution. Mr. Fontaine is adeeendant of the distinguished man of whom lie spoke, the facts being compiled from unpublished family documents, and correct many errors to be found in the biographies which have already appeared Rev. Mr. Fontaine said that ever since lie was seventeen year ot age he had kept a journal, and all the anecdotes told him of Patrick Ilenry by the oldest of his grandsons and three of his daughters had been care fully written down. From that sou ice lie should draw tlio material for his lecture, and and at the same time endeavor to correct many mis takes in what had been said of him. The biography written of him by \Vm. Wirt,, in 1707, had passed through fifteen editions, but it abounded in mistakes, and some ot them he hoped to bo able to correct. The Father of Patrick Henry was Colonel John Henry, of Aberden, m Scotland, who came to this country in the year 1083 and settled in Vir ginia. He became a Justice of the Peace, a Magistrate, and was also a Colonel in the Colonial forces. He married a Mrs. Sim, the widow of Colonel Sim, of Winchester. She was formerly Miss \\ inston, and de (•ended from the celebrated wulsli family of iliat name. Patrick Henry inherited the prudence of liis Scotch father and the fire of his Welsh mother, iyul they combined to make him an orator who spoko as Homer wrote. Although Patrick Henry filled almost every position o. honor and*trust which it was in the power of his fellow-citizens in Virginia to bestow upon him, lie was a I‘oor in Ai when elected Governor for the fourth time. He declined tho honor on account of his proverty. Tho times, however, havecliangod in that respect, for now men take their seals without being worth a cent, and retire from office worth millions of dollars. But the idea never seemed to occur to him while the sword and the purse of Virginia were at his disposal that lie could amass wealth by a judicious \iise of hi* patronage. Although he Aover attended college ho receivod all excellent classical education from Ilis undo, and was also taught “to lie true and just in all my dealings, so bear no malice or hatred in my /heart, to keep my hands from picking land stealing, and to do my duty in I that state of life which it shall please God to call me.” An error has been committed in regard to the statement put forth of tho apparent want of preparation of his speeches; and from wliat Mr. Wirt has said it might be supposed that there was nothing of the “smell of the lamp” about them. He was, however, another illustra tion of the saying that “a poet is horn, but an orator is made.” He had poetical abilities of very high order, but Ids speeches were all care fully prepared. Ilis Personal Appearance was exceedingly striking; he was six feet in heigth, had dark curly hair, and a very commandisg countenance. But his most remarkable feature was his eyes, which were doeply set, and of a" hazel hue; his organ of speech was perfect, and its tones were like that of some grand wind instrument, and always under perfect control. He had a poetic tempera inent, and, although born a poor, lie made himself a great orator, and in liis speech on free trade ha said, “Fet ter not cominei ce. Let her be free as air. anil she will return upon the four winds of Heaven to bless the land with plenty.” Those were words which could not been uttered by auy man unless he had been a poet. In preparing for his work ho spent one honr every day in prayer, a prac tice which is now very seldom ob served except by Ministers of the Gospel and old fashioned men and women. In 1789 he retired from public life very Jpoor, and the next nine years he spent in secured g a competency for his family. During that period he laid up an ample for tune for each one of his thirteen chil dren. find then, in 1796, finding that his family was in easy circumstances, lie retired ftom the practice of his profession, but with a corstitntion sadly shattered by a complication of diseases, not ono, however, of which had been brought on by vice or excess of any kind. The American Home Missionary So ciety sustained sixty missionaries in Kan sas lust >ear, twenty one more than iu the year proceeding. RATES OF ADVERTISING. stack 3 mo's. C mo’s. 12 mo’s. 1 square 8 400 * 000 8D) 0D 2 sq'rs G 00 iO 00 15 ()0 3 sqr's 800 It 00 20 GO j 4 ' col. 12 00 20 00 30 r 0 ’.j col. 20 00 35 00 60 OO one col. 40 00 75 0 1 Dm (H) The money for advertisements is duo on the first insertion. A square is the space of one inch in depth of the column, irrespective of the number of lines. Marriages and deaths, not exceeding six lines, published free. For a nmn ad vertising his wife, olid all other personal mutter, double rates will bo charged. No. 51. A. Ward. —Mark Twain lectured in Chicago on A Ward and told the following anecdote: As Artemus was once travelling in the cars, dreading to be borer! and feeling miserable, a man approached him, sat dow n and said: “Did you hear that last thing on “Horace Greeley?” “Greeley! Greeley?” said Artemus “Horace Greelej? Who is he!” The man war quiet about firo minutes. I’retty soon lie said: -if* George Francis Train is kicking un a good deal of a row over in England. Do yon think they will put him in a Bastile?” “Train! Train! George Francis Train? ’ said Artemus, solemnly. “I never heard of him ” This ignorance kept tho man quiet for fifteen minutes; thou lie said: “Wliat do yon think about Gen eral Grant’s chances for the Presiden cy! Do you think they will run him!” “Grant! Grant? Hang it, man,” said Artemus, “you appear to know more strangers than any man I ever saw.” The man was furious. lie walked up tlio car, but at last came back and said: “You confounded ignoramous, did you ever her of Adam?” Artemus looked up and said: “What was his other name!” This Chinese Wall. —Mr. Sow aid, who visited the great wall of China during his visit to that country, recently gave the follow ing description of that wonderful structure: The Chinese have been, for at least two or three thousand years, a wall making people. It would bankrupt New York or Paris to build the wall of the city of Pekin. The great walls of China is the Great Wall of the world. It is foidy feet high. The lower tl I feet is ol hewn limestone or gran ite. Two modern carriages may pass each other on its summit. It has a parapet throughout its whole length, with convenient staircases, buttresses and garrison houses at every quarter of a mile; and it runs, not by cutting down hills and raising valleys, but over the uneven crests of the mountains and down their gorges, a distance of a thousand miles. Admiral liodgera and I calculated that it would cost more now to build tin?* Groat Wall of Cliiira, through its extent of one thousand miles than it has cost to build the fifty five thousand miles of railroad in the United Stales.— Ex. “Willie," said an interesting young mother to her youngest hopeful, “do y»u know what the ditf-rence is between body and soul? The soul, my child, is what you love with; the body carries you about. This is your body," touching the iilile fel low’s shoulder; “but there is some tiling deeper in. You can feel it now. Wliat is it?" ‘Oh, I know,” said Willie, with a flash of intelligence in his eyes, ‘‘th u’s mv flannel shirt!” The field is too wide, the harvest too great, the world too broad, and humanity too precious, either for delays, for jealousies, or for strifes. Indeed this human life is all too short to allow the indul gence of vain regrets. And when the sense of weakness, or of guilt and sin, overbears the weary head and heart, I can but remember the trusting and triumphant joy of the Apostle.—i Fohn A, Andrew. The Federal officers in theSeuate of Florida arc said to be fnriuus at the turn affairs have taken in that State. Speaker Stearns, of the House, lias resigned his speak .ership as well as his seat in tho legislature, from Gadsden county, in disgust. Verily, the hitching up of the thieving Governor Reed for trial and impoachineut, is stir ring the Idle ol the thieves in tho Legislature of our sister State. “Come here, my little fellow. ’* said a gentleman to a youngster of five years, while sitting in a parlor where a large company were assembled, “do you know me?’* “Yiththir. 1 * “Whoam I ? Lotmo hear." "Yon ith the man who kitheti mamma when papa wath in Philadelphia.” A True ITci-iilYy.—We prophesy that in tm years, u bottle of X) irbv'a Prophylactic Fluid will be as uxmpen-a blc in every household as a pepper box or suit stand.*—Auburu Gazette. — . What tree bears the most fruit to i maifcel! Ailo-tivie.