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Au.'r/ te ’ ■ , jj, Rn<i p r<>| *M * «lm pa'rouize ilie Bouse. 1 , A 'h /,. HATES *M9tb- ’B3 - t s. •THOU AHT THE AIA\ •'ll t the last straw tbut breaks the camel's bark.’ said Luov. bursti t g into tears /'iie pleasutit .tune sunbeams came peeping into tire cool, st ire paved dairy, where pauH of nrilk and creaut were ranged in orderly array: great stone pots stood un der the st elves, atid a blue paint ed churn was alreidy placed on I he table for service, Mr. Bellenden was justly proud of his diary. Not a chance guest cam i to his house but was invited down to 3ee it; not a li usekesper in t he neigh bnrhood bu secretly envied its many conveniences and exqusite neatness. “An 1 it isn't the dairy alone,’ triuniphan ly remarked Seth Bel lendcn. “A'»d yon may go thro’ the house from garret to cellar and you’ll uever find a speck of dust. There never was such a housekeeyer as my wife-” Mrs. Bellenden was young, too —scarcely three and twenty. She had b. en thi daughter of a retired I army officer, delicately reared and ! qui e ignorant of a'l die machine ry of domevtic life until she niar- I ricd Seth Beileudeu. "/Is veiy strange," Lucy bad written t > her father, "The farm is beautiful. Foil never saw such monstrous old lint ton lull trees, not such superb roses, mid (he nit udows «re lull of red clover and die s tniwbarrieu shine like jewels on die sunny Hillsides, lint iiolto ly sketches or rends. I don't, think here is a copy of Teiiuison in the neighborhood, and no one ever heard of Dora or’ Millais.— All they think of is how mauy dozen eggs the liens lay. aud how many cheeses they can make in a year. And the woman who has a new recipe for waffles, or a new pattern for a horrible thing they call ‘crazy quids,’ is the lea der in vociety.’’ lint presently young Mrs. Bella) den herself caught the fever, and became a model housewife. 4 Example ' k is all-powerful, and Lucy iegau to believe that the whole end and aim of life was do in*-g ic tjrif', money-saving and the treadmill of work. ‘•My dear,” said Seth, “if you li ink you could gel along without Hepsy, tbe uaid, Imi lit be able to afford that new reaper before the oat crop comes in. ’ * 1“ I’l I try, ’ said Lucy. \fier that she rose before day break aud worked later in'o the uighi than ever. “What is the matter with your ban ds, Lucy ?’’ Seih asked one day. “They are noi so wide and beautiful as they rued to be.” Lucy colored as she glanced down at (.lie members in question “I supp >se it is from making lire i a d. she And then she w.-ut to wearing old kid gloves at her sweeping and dusting and digging out of Ills ashes. “My coat is geitiu shabby,” Seth one day remarked. “Why doutyou buy another one asked his wife. Seth laughed a short ’aogh. "Whit do you milk Mrs. H ig ginbotham lias done?” said lie “ She has ripped up her husband’s old suit andeui a pattern by il an 1 made a 'lew one, and entirely ■lived him leu dollars.” "1 could d i dial! ’ said Lucy, with sparkling eyes. "I'll try t. 1 ' “You could di anything, my dear,” said Mr. Bellenden, admir inglv. tud Lucy felt tint she had her rich reward. Company begin to come as Hi t blight weather set in. All the affectionate relation of Mr Bellenden soon disapered that 'lie farm house was c„o’a nd shady iliat Lucy’scoeking was excellen. and Unit the lied room were neat ness itself. Some of i hem were even good enough to invite their relations as well; auu so the house was full Horn April to Deember Ad the clergymen made then home at Brother Belisuden’s whet 'bey cinie to Sylvan Bridge for cclesiastical couvent ions; all the agents for utiuearJ of ar.icea uis Lawrenceville Georgia, Tuesday S pteinber 16 i. 684 covered that they knew somebody who was acquainted with the Bd '-us, and brought th.ir carpets s:ul valises with that fait li j n |,n man hosp'alit.v which is 0 „e life’s bed gifts. t Mrs. Bellemicn’s fame went aluoad among the |)„, Ta * 0 | lh« neighborhood in ihe maPei of butter and cheese; she took the ptiz.s in ilie domestic depart mciisof all the agriculmaal fairs, and the adjoining housewives too k no trouble to make things dmt they could lonow ( ,f ]\| t> Bellenden -just as well as net ’ One;dny when poor Lucy, under the blighting intlnence of a bnri Me sick headache was endeavor ing to st,ain three or four gallons °l milk into the shining pans, /he news arrived that Unde Paul wa„ coming to the farm. “Another guest!” said Lucy dcs pari ugly And then she ut/ered 1 lie- pro verb that, heads our s/eleli. “Oh it* only Uncle Paul !” said Mr. Bblleuden. 1) m’t fret, Lu be ! He s the most peaceable ohi gentleman in fho world. lie’ll make no more trouble than a criekel. John s wife though l , she couldn l have him because she had no hired girl just now ” -Veil her have I!’’ said Lucy, re beliously. “dud Sarah Eeliza don’t like com puny.” . • “Aud 1 tun supj ose,i 10 be fond ol it ! observed Lucy vert, bitter ly. “And Rueben’s girls don’i want •Id folks staying there. It’s too much trouble they say,” added Seth. Lucy bit her lip |o keep back the words she might have said, in stead : “Where is he to, sleep ? The Belfords have tlm from room, and your Cousin Susan occupies die back room and the four Misses Patteison sleep in the two hall chambers, and the hired men have the garret room.” She might have added that she aud her husband and the baby, bud slept in a hot little de>n opening from the kitchen, lor four weeks vainly expecting Mr aud Mrs Bed ford to depart ; and Unit she had never yet hiul a chance to invite ■>er fadier to the farm in pleasant wea'her. But she win magnanimous and held her peace “Oh, you can find some place for him !” san* her husband ligli l *y. There’s that lit'le room it the end of the hill where the spi t uing vheel is.’’ But it isn't finished,’’p'eaded Lit •T “You can eisily sew a carpet to gether out of those old pieces from the Belford s room ; and il no trouble to pm tip a muslins cur tain to the window and lilt in i cot bed. There are a phut' of good sweet husks in the corn house, and vou can just whitewash I lie ceiling, and “What's ilia Bmi all ? The eow s in die rye lot ! Dear uie ! Lver thing goes wrong if l sli p in n Ihe house a moment. And ready, lauie, those things are your bust ness and not mine!” 1m added in il ably. Lucy could not help laughing all by herself as her husband ran il v /lie t tops But it was a very sad little laugh arid it soon i hanged into a sigh “I wonder,” Slid she, in a whis per, “if mv poor tin d out giiosl would haunt those stone pave ments and scrub shelves, if I were to die ! I never heard of a gh > t in a dairy before, blit I shou'd think lltiit it might easily be.’’ But this lit tle bedroom was fit ted up for all /ha', fresh as a rose, Uucie Paul arrived, a dried up ye* low complexioned ohl man, with an old fashioned enva' Red ; ti mauy folds around lii.i neck, and a vtiit of navy blue, with brass but 'OUS. He bad tue polite way of half a century ago, and Lucy thought she would like him very much if she only had time o get acquaint, bd with him. But she was churning ten pounds of blitter a day, and there was ibc baby, and the company, UKAOTKDTO NKWS, I dTUIiATI MI ANI > l<»( \l, AllAlllS and Ih young duck ns. aid the baking to do for the tewing soeie iy. which was to nn cl at her house that wetk. Sie was nlniosl i >o hu-y to sleep. Bui t'i clc Paul was watching her quid y all the lime, He <ame out one day to the barn where lii'r lie] hew was put ! ting on a new handle on a sickle j blade “Pretly nnsy times -eh. Uncle Paul asked the farmer, scarcely taking the leisure to look lip. “Ay,” abactciy answered the old man. “Did I 'ell you. Neph ew S« t about the reason L left your Cousin FI jab's !' “Not, that I rememb■•r,” said Seth, breathing on the blade and po isliing it with his si k handker chief. f‘Dorothy d ; ed—his wife?” • Oi, yes,” said Sei h. “Malarial fever, wasn’t it ?” “No !’’ bluntly answered. Uncle Paul. “It was 1 ard work. 7’hnt I woman, N< “! ow Seth, did the housevi ; k iur tight persons. El ab didn't even let her have a woman to help her with the wash ing and ironing." “Must have been a regul: r go ing l nre,” said Seth, tightening the-handle a little. “All the sewing too,’ added Urc'.e Paul —"the mending and in,.king.* Ncv.r went anywhere excels to church Eiial) didn’t Vie jiive-in women g .ig about.” “The old savage,” said Seth. “She was fond of reading, bat sie nevir got (try time for it. said Uncle Paul. "She r ise be fore sun tip. and never lay down unit! 11 o’clock It was hard work that til’isd tllfrt woman, and ftlittb cuo lv ■’( clured that it was sheer laziness when she could not drag lei self aronrd any longer. And when she di d lie rolled up his ! eyes and ea'led it a visitation of Providence.” “Why don’/ the neighbors lynch hi in ” cried Seth, fairly aroused to indignation at last. Uucie Paul to k off his glasses, wiped them vigorously, and look til ltis nephew hard lu the face. “Why don’t the neigh.a>rß lynch you *” said lie. Seth dropped the siek'e and star . ed. “Nephew Seth,” said Uncle Paul, impressively, "thou art, the man! Arc yo.i not noing the same th'iig l !” “/!’’ gasped Seth. “Your wife is doing the work ol a household of sixteen people, said Uta h Panic. "She is drudg ing as you could hire no foreigner to drudge. She is rising early ami lying down hoe; she is offer ing up li t'life on (lie shrine of vour farm and ils ivipiiretueu s ! have seen Ini' grow thin aud pile even daring a tew days I have earned water and spli 1 wood j for her. Vecause there was no one - to do it. / have seen her carry | up Mis. Belleid a breakfast i.ailv to Ini' room, Pec wise Mrs. Belford , prefers to lie in led; and cooki.'.g dainty dishes for Helen Patterson because Helen woualn \ eat what the list liked. No ga'ley slave ev er worked as she does. And yon, wii.h v oui' hiiod men —whose , board only a Pis to her cares—in d y inr la bo l ' saving machinery, stand cool y by and sea her com | mit slow suicide. \ r es, Nephew Seth, 1 hink it is a case for lynch in "ly- Se! P had grown pale. »J—l never thought of this, sa d lie. "Wily didn’t some or* tell me. “Where were your own eyes/' j asked Uncle Paul, Seth I telle l den rolled down hit shirt sleeves, put on his coat, anti went into the house. Ho told the B lfords and Pat teisons that it was inconvenient to keep them any longer. Hi gave Cousin Susan to understand that her room was needed. H; in ale au a r gements to board the hired men at the vacant farm house, and engaged a stout dairy in in and a h use servant do wait on Lucy di d lie telegraphed toiler fath er o come t > Sylvan Bridge al once "She deserves a trea',” he said "tie shad spend the summer with i us ’’ And then he went 'o toll Lu cy. She had faiuted among the but le.clips, pc k li;: s'i iwlhiim i foi eycJj| !i I ,i ' I . •Si.e wij I "and I sha 1 , .Oris .1 111 ■ ’ll,l lie. “fl < o I I I'. fl 111 ■ : U I ' S fl I' : HI ! ■ ric , H icH ■ ;c jfl , .H|f ■I AG", i ■ 1 ■ -; ■ II: ill ■ .... V I co.il " I " ! A \\ /. y ■ ■§ M M lilt'e animal gem I did foi Gov. ' Gerkins the o'l.er day— p< l ira:! c f his Scotch erritr Snap. The morning it wan done a eat got in o the studio aim the minute it saw 1 the picture it went through tin window like i tea inch she. "Did !" "Yes, and the oddest thing td> out it was that what l next Ooked at the canvass 11 e dog's hair was s a tiding up ad aUoig Ins hack like a porcupine. Now, how do yui accouii for th it ! “Hnnno.” "L just beat mo. Whc-o' tin ■•overiH r * xti'ttineil Ihe work In ■ insisted on my ] uniting ajc | with dog chained to it.. Said it i didn't ktuiw what might hip j ]> u. ’ •G od Si'heinc. ’ grow ol tie- I d it. r. "Wasn't tliongli ? Yon know Mr George Bromley, how abslr 'd ed h•is t ometi'iu : Well lie drop ed in o"e mot nit g and broitglil up an Bxl‘2 ■ f th" ail I a< ( u t river with a l»o it in the foreground. I in blissed if he didn't aiisent min ’ed Iv nkc > ff I’is co it and : tip char ll tough the canvasi Hying lei j. 11 •I > ni' 11 lhe ' oat, t hough lied go i n, is wing v oil know. "(lave I hey <a'lit il out th A journeyman with the sm id pox ’’ Said tlie idi or, winking! at th* f 11 111 in, who lad e line ill jlf-t then from the composing i.»hii to Swear for copy. “Smut pox ! lint leminds nv , I’a teahstic mi jei t I'm engage* on now unlit'o 1 ‘.The Plague in H jv, | i a.I o.nl v compie td ! tir if the pri’icipa*s ligutes Who a - Tin si-av the janitor, wl.o •• ■ | in the li xt n t in. vas ti lit out to the iiosgi nl wi'l tue movt prom in- I c iso «>i ip'■ sy you cvey saw, jilnl l his mol' ng th •It IV vvlfi in XU I'he [) til.ls I e '-a to scale off lik - a si i' : r >1 l don’t realty ku v.v wu in r t'. keep on widi 1 lie wotk «r m-t II >" ,| „ s d strike you !' **lt s'lilas uie you lad be a r wl.de.” s ini tin lines heiit lit it 1 iler of piil'lic ■ pillion. I loti 1 ale o send a 1 epm ' I around ?’ -No,” Wouldn’t like to order a >h size •Hutsnbug Disc tvering t 1 ‘ Printing P'ess,’el f "Nary order/ 1 Dun’t you want a 7x9 group of die sud done in oi ’ or era yen ? ’ -No Ini if lon care to touch up two winder frames, some desks 1 egs and the fighting editors black and tiie third VV..S that' tilt y : Ijoulil • run alter wiutnn. value:. tia.y would iin do, Hie -w inf wmld run after them. “I am lone y, my dirlin . with | out yen,” wro’e Smith •<> his al sent wife "Uh. s . ]o. i ly. and I count the days Ut ti ! h ur r,"ur|i ’ [ S'vend hoiits ltd' Sn i h mitt donew, oiiot her gr wi low. t. “M ell oid hoy,' oh ervi d .loins, ■»•'» go down to tin Island ,n j night and have a quit t InUe tiim “All rig 1 1 . ta plied Smi'h, I've only got five more days lefo'e the o d lien gtls ha k,” "You.must come down and see me wheli v lain the e uintry t ext we k. siid an Had-wid Jtrl- a -' etr the O *" V . t. ’■■ ' . I . ! r I tv . . . : aid . h 11 h ■ m. iiasv , I don’t want the family to know of course, hut I’m getting ready for the great event of my life.” “(), toil me what it is "I have an engagement to eh j t with our coachman.” "W hy is i tlm’ a ma 1 :, whenever he misses :i broom lying in dn front lia i wav. fiAvays st'ituU slock sti l and slants till he is b'a k in tin face for the chamhermaid 1 - come and pick it up instead of picking il uphimsell' and placing ii weie it belongs/ Bill, "h< 11 some men have good reason io la afraid of a hr omstick, however , fat let. its cot diti ut.” The thirty eight ,Stales of tin Union contain "2299 e untie , lexas leads off'w’nh Isis, at d f<h ■ t in fdli ws with Ui7. "Yes"said th<-.atit"J prt ter sunn picnic patties father than liirgi ..ties, Th®y ailo'v a greater eon cemration of energy, which vt if self is an importan element of sue cess.’ ".Spe aking of ab. eut-miii fed me.i, uhs rvetl Mrs. Auger, "my Imshand is th" most altsenMn n detl man I ever «a v. He hasn’t had any mini, of hi.- own im e w< vvere married. ” An oiet organ grinder is pun i t, Ito VI it the pil'ace of /VlH'l Charles Prcilerick at Berlin at vl in • rlaid the atmosphere with his unis c. lie :’s said lobe the only person who can make the prims align. It is suspected tha ! tfii prince only laughs when In- feds tin saddest. "No, inde c. I I wa-n't a'raid ol the bug, said Miss Uuss in Teal i,C! after s!io bad recovered fom her fainting spa 1 at the church picric the other day. “but I k ew su.di v horrible shade of green wouldn’t harmonize with my new pink dress!” lii'div dfd tie iipp/ie I ert.or oi \ it'ginia lor in omuiiss on to act us a jus .co oi llie pumo H:S lcputiitum lor honesty and good jutlgeiiicui w'is beyond u 1 ul*f, tied Ins "niniuiwt on was graired. lie Was qualified and bee,line a judge Tho fits t use lit made oi ins powet was to appoint some special cousiubies and en gage a lew sharp de:e 'lives, They Aol re began work, with such licet ss that gang alder gang were t ap nte I. ’ “Did they have no trial /’’ d i... Tin y were brought tic lore judge Lynch, and he tievoi :iCt(al lint I lie Was positive Of finer gmit, iijnl Ins knowledge oi the men and c umfry was an imuieuse advantage to him. “If he found them guilty he would "Wording to law, rtqttiri t good bond, which of course, ill those iliyb, a thief vo.dd nevei get. and when that fojni was com plied wi it, would start hem off well guard'd to some fir away jail. The cons alvca knew what ilieoruer to march meant, and as soon as they found themselves in a thick wood, chose a stout tree, ami, with a good tope, which they '•.'iri'cil. (-ii'at,, d n tcinpor iry scaf fold from which the horse thieves quickly iluiigicd. //angnig was the legal | utiishiiient for horse tlueves in those days, hut the promptness mid disput It with which ftnlg ■ Lynch mete I out jtir ice at, tllfe vary door 'enoilzed the evil do 'iv o-. ihy country and I bet eeh uliose li. hltllg ami thbsi ! who fled, tit two years there w s I not a hoist- tl ief in Viiguliti.' j- "Aud wli'tt a beecaiue oi ,Judge : Lynch { "lie you linued to live near the feiry\ round vliich a hirya vi iagt ' grew trp iimh i the name of Lyn ’"■ /« rry. ami not until long j after ..is death did it bucomr Lynchburg. During iis life lynch any wiiajicuored and uphele !)U su e- 4hw> .it has .uit 'g< the! j. os i * original chua-’et' ami mttaii’ng. Now as 1 undcistand * it, it is meie'y the i; f.uiate ! un j [itvsc o a rotigir 11 r ■ l >, who, with i out wailing for the law at hand V I proyo it.nuventu or gqiit, dtcid' mii aey't'rdiiigdhi' riir own inch nation iml t-k■ a fife perhapi more unblemished than tie ir owi : "No,” cone'i led /lie ohl gen' Ic min "J tlm Ly nch, did fils tale a service in i dchi.git of a lot of mis cieaiils, who but hr him. wen out of th leach of die law, biff were he living no one wou'd be >quickcr than he to resellt this bar Unions mot fashion of putting t< man to sudden death, wlun t'u law, the cottr s, the pris ui aim the ci" >'d are close at 1 hami • m utt oat justice and pun ishimm. A N«\y Ai ik edeor who had been iVr ’oug tiuie uiideti: min -1 Cat ill fils’ p.. ■?• la nces, lias at 'nsi. found amu o. e wh< ahe can slip port. He'.;o’ mat T.. . Many tie.uhs U'om hydrophbla I are reported in our exchanges. ( i I'ee'y hits a llitle son who was horn soon afterhis departure for the Arctic. Nearly all the branches of trade at- dti l in Kngland, end there are u tiy s l ikes on liaod. Gonnterfeiters li/.ve been work n ; ill spurious live cents piece iiiijii ci pm it y ..totekeepers. 'Some of the medical professors ■it \ ienna are delivering lectures in 'he Lnglish language. Timer | oin Mashiagton Terri tofy are being destroyed rapidly by crickets about an inch and a had' long. Th. world’s fair tit Rome lias been postponed until 1894, as I 'ham eha - sel I heart, on having one in 1889. The .Igricudnral statis.ics ol rre: iml. continue t.o shows steady i icn use in the nnmlter of sepa rate holdings. (‘:.ni dim hotel managers are lament ng oie dccn-ase in the cr.s ton.ary American leinim travel iu that country. It tip. eared at his marriage, t hat f he real na ne of I lie apostle of t l . eh ie j is Os.-a I’ingal O’Fla hertv Wild. Si-yen hundred and fifty-nine women registered before the l te 9 ini. Wyoming Territory, and of these 70 ) voted. It. is .-..id that fifty Canadian '■ws papers have declared in #.-» vot sf independence. Annexation It,.Us le t few advocates. Till present iiumercal strength of Free Maso- ry thro'ghout the world e place at 198.065 lodges . w'tli 14,100, 543 members. B r. I got ni iiiied I made an lo' o' mine flow; now she vas idle all itei vhile. - A lii t ( boy who had done wrong cii-.il, e ying: "Oh, ain’t it tyvo bail I s so naughty!” A woman can sharpen a lend pen cil ii vou give her plenty of /ime and an indefinite amount o f pen cil. ' W !i\ , John,’ sad his mother, at she caught bi n stealing ti r cake, "I am surprissd .’’ "go am I” was ti e reply, ‘‘for Ididn't know you were at home.” An Irishuiai' eating his first ;ia < corn, handed the cob to the waiter ami asked. W ill ye plaze pu some more bones upon me •.thick ! A little girl noticing the glitter mg gold filling in her aunt's front teeth exclaimed, ‘Aunt Mary, I wish I had copper toed teeth like yours !’