Weekly Gwinnett herald. (Lawrenceville, Ga.) 1871-1885, September 23, 1884, Image 1

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T UE WEEKLY GWINNETT HERALD. H «, I’KKt’LM.i I )I,P (-KOPHIHtOB. t t ,OITOB A"" Til E , -HIM/' *>' ,I'lW-H 1 * 1 ' , £;PL F.3 & BOWLES. ~ I,ll* *■’*<»> KA * ,S: jjll.W in advance, copy - 1 ‘ " 75 j a advance. .50 in advance. copy I moh., ovV EnouKu Everybody V __ Mttlltnt, m 'ix uumjuaiei fj>, anu Zrkibii grates, hint"** >■«>■ „„,/</ rcMe'iiix’i- tint H.VKS bL.- -‘' J i - % ■ (ui . k ,Al.s N..ArI.V I'RINTKO) FUR SALE TTHE iwmai .n i OJJKJ fiHVN .1 IA nrUK.'TCKV ,| 111 \ ('I. V Y Vi IT 1 1 , *1 AY,IK. i’OUN<MI*. i. Moui". K** 11 **i rin. W K Isr«»vvi ft .1 Brown (tni'Ai. "i 1 KKr u:ti -s tkUi l-niw in n -viw.i in•'> ■"> ij> in |, aim io,; -xv niii'v, 7 i- in. ~..,1111 isu 11 i’ \; ri’ itK .if mvii.s --,s - Vi;ivn I■> ,ii, <1 -pai I i I.m„ .M'lii'i.iy mi l rinii-1 iy. iii\.:.,K- Sr, u -,*-,'iii, i •> * hi " W j: pm. lay oni I'liWf 1 '>’■ bii'AMll.l.K. .Urivo." *» :i in, tie |« rls I|i in, I►ui v. Vki.miv, Uivku. \ ii ivrs iloi . ill' 1.. •; .1 n ,\Vc liii'.-iLy ami S.iliii',.ii; W li. II >I|V KV. IV nii'iiniKs Mmilol'M -Ii V.l ': k ill.', I ’a-I n ■riot'smi li)' Is! an I .tin Sundays Si ,iuy Si'll an. i P I'.itlilin, Sipi it-rry Son lay iH .'I p Ml I'rksiivi'Kkuv -litv.l )•’ Aid If!Ia::<i Vlor, Si a vie s mi 'dnd an I IMI i-vindix gout'll inoiilli. Si'Miav St in>ta, --1' 1; I', wc’l. Sant (vtn Siimlay a! 1)..'H1 anr !,a.vi;km'i.:vii.,.k M is 'sir it ' " , ii, k Vl , S t\ | 1,,a,ni1!, S \\ 1.1, inn ,i 'V. V| rets oil Tuesday lislil on nr In-tin e In! moon in i-acli Mr \ iwfi 'l'rmt. No .‘it*, It SI ,i I'VTOrf-. 111 - , \ |' I* a 11 1 11 <i i«. Mci'is Finlay nijfii Ix'lorr ll' nl sun,lay in i\n'h mo i 11. aH IS MITT Si I'KRIOK (,'oi'HT, V, I. Inti'lnnv,Jml'o', I'mivenrson tlio Ivi lon lay in Vlnreli anti -September. ■ COUNTY t miiKRS. CiOtMl'Siiiski:s- | li SjK'nce, V'liair uni l ink, N Itnincli. .lltritt. .1 K Ht'jiKins, .1 K Cloud Shrhii'p —J M I’aiursoii. Ordikarv- .J T l.tinkin. Clkkk s C—i> I' (Jain. IbvravKß-.li w I’hai r. ’P« OuLLKor.iK- -J C f.mvriy. ‘ Imasurkr.. it \ B'lljiiison tatUtM, M.L IIUMI'K nv •ntly located iTi Cwin, r*' 'Miniv liis pmli Ev" Vs as 1 l-o i;i’* Ilf.izcns K' 5 ' t:> all 4-alls will b* fi, '• :" l(V l| i‘l i es'ulta»4-4‘ at On* r«*e«i Will'’ tlie llmiiranc Ni'-iils i-oinl. Manh »| iss4 110 fern l ails. li'f yefw loans fm improved p‘; Ui ;" Millie nnd N ithern ’""•({la, negotiated on cheaper •-nils then iiny diih in Atlanta. . Affilres, FRANCIS PON TAINR, Fitter Building, A •Junta Ga. /P r ‘l ißth.— lino. on / ';l l, \j KwuriLLE, GA GMoiiitny I| )e atith nisi., ilie j w iH open U)e (i|ol ,, u ! r ' l -vren.'e We, for the ne nilll >'!i.t on of 07 -lliUill- 'illlUtlii itill ‘‘•SP ItJJi lfill mill i Am >e prepared to offer lira *'fciitionto ail w ho paruuize .he House. v l. hatks A" 1 - Wil:- 'h:i ts. W_VK-; SO FOR JISOS." - rrrr — —•» -— t *’ ; e~* ’", ■’ l ll! »« 1 '.’ourvr.i k*~7viri''*ii«^nT' , T, d' '--7 ■^TiTr^ ! .,.T-i .• 1.0 I/. 11 Y ArVJDhNT Senator Horton wits wearied with Lis legislative unties, slid when Sunday downed. bright and beautiful, it was indeed a day of rest, to Dim : when evening came be di termined to devote it to the ladies. Everywhere he felt assttr e 1 ot a w* l ome, for ina’ch—rnak ing mammas cuaperons were most gracious to him : and very bright were t ho glances of the young ’a die , when they felt themselves atnh r the magic of handsome dark eves. Tho senator flalcrtd himself however, tii** his heart was imper vious to die “grahde passion,’’and he did not willingly intend to yield his freedom to domestic htaldom. Vissions of caudle lee ares and love were ratti er confused in his immaginn lion. His tiist visit was to Miss A dair a stately, graceful blonde, where an hour was most pleasantly spent alter wliich he found him self in Hiss Rose Watson’s door. As he rang he bell, a vision of piquant face rose before him—the saucy mouth that dimpled into such cousfant s.niies, shoving the fan t. ess teeth : the little pug-nose and tl*e large brows eyes, tint Hashed every evpresiion so vivid ly, it Vis almost ike soul-read mg. "She is a dear lit.de tiling !’’ he thought ; "l.ut sue * a butterfly of fashion that she would never do for one's wife. It is almost impos ib'e to think cf her, except as fly iiijj through theduice with air* or diseasing ‘the loveliest ball,tin it arcs! little bonnet’ I wonder if she ever had a domestic tl ought in hot life. Hut, the smile of reproval wliich accompauie 1 these thoughts had, uncoiiciously to himself,a shade of 4cnderuess in it. The servant now answered tl»e bell ami ah iwe 1 Kim, pot into the pur or, liu. t ie cozy libnry beyond whose mystn'iis he had never be fore penelrated. Here he beheld a tabloau which was but i charm iug and novel. Miss Rose was sauted by tue window, with a pa. per on her hip, on which les ed a liuy sugar bcwl, and she \va« en joying a lemon, cccasionly paus ing coo to a brood of iitile chick ens that, lay wraped in soft flannel at he. feet. Her dress was a </ain ty neglige, and, if the snow-white c.jlar was a ii tie awry, ii added only to the jaunty effect. Her curls were caught at be back by an silver ar.o-v, and her bangs were brushed back, except a few loose curls that would s;ray 07er the forehead. So interested wav see in her lemon and her pets ihat she did not notice the intruder until he greeted her. ‘■All, Mr //orlon !" she exclaim ed, springing up in charming confusion i see thu our stupid nc ,v servant lias m ule a mistake a, d ask you in heie instead of ’ “Oil do not say p.rJor. and ban ish nu* from this cozy sanctum .' I beg you to extend its privileges to me. Let me si ay where I am. hut don 1 let mi inte> up the en , I > lent of y 1 ur leffou,’’ he added wi h a miixjiavou. smile. “You can stay she said, “if you insit upon it, but I will net oe seltish w ; lh my banquet YV ,11’t you have one ?’’ hanging .euon a blush and a smile. “With a 1 my heart,'’ he replied as, lie pcsscsod ii’iUHelf oLa papui “out you must show me how to en it. ••First,'" she sai l “you must roll it: Give i' To let me fix it for you —so!' and she rolled it quickly ami firmly between hei solt dim pling hands “.Vow it is nicely rolled, all that, you have to do is ] to cut off 1 tiny end, ami it is read j dy ioryt ur scoop." "Mv scoop ?’’ hci<l 1 lie be.wi del e l senator “' u d what is that 1” “Don’i yo 1 know what a sugsi sco ip is she said, coiopasion a oly . “Wiiy. it’s nothin ia die | wo: d b,r a little piece of paper I twisted up-like this." and she def ly twisted a [ ieee of paper. “And when one puts die sugar in the Lawrenceville Georgia, Tuesday S pMember 23 iBB4 lemon, it does not ge, on your fin ger*. Just put the sugar in then eat the juice, then some mote su S«r. and so on,” she added airi I.V. Aruie*i with hi* new accom phsmeut, and learning. Sena tor //onon enjoye d his fruit ; b,, t it must be confessed, wid the bright eyes baside him and the charming home feeling which the occassional chirp of the little chicken* gave him, he was scarcely aware whether it was a lemon or peach that h» was eat ing. I his unceremonious home tfte-n ft * was was something delightful ly new to the batchelor, wjo had spent (he greater part of his life in hotels with no sister or woman ly cousin to give him an insight in to the easy enjoyment of domestic life. “ ' re ,bese your pets ?’’ he said bending over the chickens as pa per and lemons were pushed away. Yes. Ate they noi cunning and sweet ? Few people realize how pretty little chickens are unless they examine them " Let me see, said ihe explorer of a new region, taking up a chick in a gingerly, awkward manner, ‘-f have never thought of the beauty of a ch.cken, unless it was iricass ed or broiled io a turn." ‘till, yon barbarious wretch, she exclaiiuel, “only to give such thoughts to tue little dvrliugs ! Oh !" she screamed, as his chickeu chirped loudly; “don't hold him so tightly, hut so. and her hand fluttered o>er the !>ox and caught one in a tender, caressiiig way which he could not have imitated if his soul had depended upon it. “They are very delicate,” «be ccn turned. “Only last week I spent several days nursing one whose leg was broken, and it required all of my love and care to uiuke him well again. Poor little thing— how much he suffered ! - ’ And a suspicious moisture di umed the brightness of her ey e. A wild desire to be a chicken seemed suddenly to possess him, but with senatorial dignity be re pressed the expression of it. “There is only one thing.” con tinued the butterfly of fashion, with a new, strange color upon its wiugs, “that I like better, and that's li'tie ducks so soft’so like round, yellow balls! and when they walk they wadd'e just like u —just lika a duck.’’ “Yes," he assented, “just like a duck.’’ “Then when you feed /hem, and they climb on your feet and bands and are so gentle, is.v’t it love ly?” “1 suppose so.’ he said. “But to confess truth,” he added ninth ly, “it Litis been such a long while since I have fed any that I don’t remember very much abou ii.” •Ah! ’ she said, “you ought to try it. You don't know how pleasant all these 1 lungs are. For instance to go out in the early spr ing, and, with a broad-brimmed hat on, watch the gardeners at work and smell the eweet. iresh earth as it i i turned over—to have a plot of one’s own. to work in it, and watch each green leaf unfold ami with reverence to realize the wonders and power of God in all these little tilings. Do you know tha' I reall love this better <han a do dancing?—and, oh, dear, waat a prosy life you hotel men must lead! You have on'y half the pleasure of living when you enjov your vegetables and flowers with out watching them unfold, little by lit le, into usefulness and beau ty.’ “Oh, Hose,” he exclaimed s?.d denly capturing her hands, “I confess /hat I am wofully ignor ant of such pleasures! But it lies in your power to initiate me 11 all these delights If / should plan a garden of my own, would you consent to he my Queen Rose, the lovelies' flower of them all?” “Oh, Mr. Horton!” she stam mered, in startled surprise “I—l don’ 1 know I never thought of hucU a 1 bint?!"' DRVcn’F,n to news, ijterati di and i<h ai* affairs “But will you no- think of \t ’ l knew now that, unconsciously to mvself, I have loved you even when I thought yon were a butter fly of fashion; hut -ith the row insight which I have gained it L> jour character, I cannot take ‘lit* for an answer. Shall it, be yes ” he whispered. “i don’t know,’’ she sai 1, blush ingly. “Perhaps—if I have lime from my domestic duties perhaps I may think ol it.” *•»*#*««» A few mouths afterward, the home tha 1 blossomed into Deant v under her magic touch, proved that she had thought of it with perfect happiness to bo*h of them. “Rose.' sa'.d he to her, one even iug, “do you know tha* it was an accidert that 1 proposed to you ? Bu',” /ovinglv, “it was an accident that 1 have never repented. Have y ou ?” “Perhaps no',” with a happy laugh; "bui I shall have to consul er it longer!” A \ i*liiia Mmi'Miinn She was ?tie impersonation < f the good-natured, old-fashioned, kind beared aid motherly :r dladv She was fa' ard forty, and as she sat down to te'l the superintended t of police her story she sun o'herctl down her cueek aprcu and s >vt ‘o tucked up her sleeves as if gw ling ready to lay the fonndaMou of a pot pie. “Two weeks ago,’ she begun, “a very distinguished io iking man called at my home to secure board.'' “Yes’ui.” “He ri pi eseiiti d himself as avis iting s ntesu aii, and I gave him the hebt room ami jut him at the head of the table.'’ •• Whit’s a visiting s'ates-man “Well, that's one thing I want to talc you about. ladui s'p ised a s'a'esman was a member of eon gress, or had something or other to do at Washington. I kinder made up my in n l he was visiting the hole they (tug tori he new post office, or wanted to see sutuin about the custom house, o' was a governmei-t agent for the cliol. era.'' “Urn. Well!” “Well, when Saturday come he said his credentials hadn't arriv' <1 and instead of paying his board lie borrowed $5 of me." “What credentials ?" “I dunno. I never saw any. thing of the sort, and dunno what they are made cl or how they look. I didn't ask any quea turns." “Well?" “Well, the next Saturday after noon he came in rather hurriedly and said his cridentia’sba 1 arrived and wanted $lO to get thorn cortifi ed." ‘ "How certified ?” ‘•I thin no. /’spose it lmd some •>iog to do with swearing on a Bible, and it struck tue tha 1 £lO a swiar was awful dear. How- j ever, I le> him have Ihe money.’’ "And you haven’t seen him ! since ?’’ “No, sir. Do you think he could hive fallenin'o 'he river?” “He was a fraud mad tra. He uas played you for two week boat , and #ls in cash ” “La 1 bu 1 you don't say so!” “That s the ( ase.” “Bleat scot ! hut he was a vis iting statesman ! If our states men descend to sue!) tricks, what will this country come to “He lied to you: the fellow probably never saw Washing, ton.” “My s'ars! but did you ever And them credentials?” “All oosh ma’am ” “threat c.*ts ! but it makes me slaverer all over! And so /'m beat!" “Yes.” “Well! Well! Did I evei .’ And when he ge,s the credent , certified to will heroine buck' “Yiver—never mere.” “Dear me! but I must Hurry home and tell my daughter Ann He kinder made love to her. and she kinder reciprocated, and in -ase they made a match 1 was to keep house for em in Washington, and they were to I take dinuer with the President ! every day. Did / ever! What I statesmen! What credentials! What wickedness!" Do UliliTM it lo Vlotliei* 1 ti, leu ve in a child s slate mi i■ i i |i| y. n :r. sure .L< y are u.ec nect: in.' liiist.hi.-cd>> estrange | Hit I. t • 1) i sing to the little ones; the memory of a lum en sung will cling to then through life. 7 Do show he children that you love them; do n u expect them to take it on trust. D \as boys grow up, make com ; anions of I hem: t lien they will not seek companionship elsewhere Ho remember that without physical In tilth mental n l l ain men t is worthless; let them letdfree. happy lives, vliich will stiength < n both mind and body. Do bear in mind that you are hugely responsible for your child s inherited characte”, and have pa tience with faults at d failings. Do find ant wl at their special tastes are and develop them, in steat of spei ding time, money, and patience in forcing them into studies that are repugnant, to than. Do tench iliem courtesy by ex ample: be courteous to them. Do, if vott say <i i, maun no. I n 'es \otlhiiv.-a gold iea)-eii so changing a given command. hold to it. Do take an interest in your chil L.ren’s plea Ml re; moth a's paßic; pat inn is a grea' delight. Do rmember ttiat. trifles to your are mountains to them: respirt their feelings. Exchange. "Would you tike to tiny some fly paper to-day ?"inquired a druggist of an old man wludmilbeeuinakiiig some purchases. "Some what 1" *-■ Katwti tit p:y>er.” “What for ?" "To attract flies.” “ \ttract llies ah ?” ..-%r H “Yes. attract the flies ?’said the old man ; “attract the flies? That’s jnst what I don’t want to do I can at rtet all the flies I wan'', and more, too, with tins bald head of mine.” And when he raised nis hat and displayed a head that night have been illustrated and used in a e .boot for globe, the drugman laciine silent very suddenly, and went to cloan up the soda foun tain. — Puck. .% |»| KIOI K 4 OTIIM.iUKVr ••! o you play vary much nowa day'- Miss Smith ?" lie asked, as tl < \ naiod thi nisi Ivon at’ n a wabz. “Onty occ".sionij," she replied. •J i rglePti d a.y music shamefully of Jit'e lyid I am getting i ill of prar lice." “1 whs passii g your house last eveu ng,' bo went on, “and s/ od -1 ihe gate for a moment t' hear viii* piiy. Instead of g. ’ ting out of pructit e,I 1 bink y ou aie iuipriiying—if any iinprove meut is pos'ibli. lie added poliie h. -•Last. < vu ing ■ ' She asked. ••Yi s. rb ut • 'lie o’clock." ■ Y u re mistuki n. I Was at tin- nili-i evening.” she said in ;• 1 .cod voice, as she acoi pt e | u'’ iinsi k't. to hn.ee from an , ther j.»e 1. man. "It "as he man 1 mining' the pauio you he .(l -A writer in th Mirror suvsskill fil milking it I only means gei t'e rapi 1 11 1 comph-tc . x l l i-ti m of 1 In- milk from the udder, but it nm.'iiifrline<• ii• s>.• 1 'hat Much bn t. ■ i rii'iie I before the mdk ha li ft dm hart', "own should la .■.lushed clean l elorc milking ihe lie up s 011-d be kept always clean and always well ventilated, so as 10 be quite clear from foul O' lor '. I’.tir Henderson. the garth nor ,nd s e lsiH '.i . ol N. Y..says he has ■ d ? (>' >0 w 1t ll of ea rly eab'niens If. m ns ogle crop: hat he ollowed 1 with aci p 1 'ettuce worth #1 Ift; | 1 crop of ceh ry which brought! £6OO. Vs'hi.is .qua 1 10 #1.840 I from oneacre.it shows what may be ! done under a liiglt system of cull - I ure. General .VcClellnn believes that (''evelaiid will he ehccd by a mv- Ijori'y that will surprise the polit.i I ciaus. . Till. VfOTHF.K HI IIKAKII ■Hi hail to the Mother Hubbard Long may it reign! Men revile it, ridicule it, despise it an I cruel l.v persecute it : but if they were "' M ‘ hey would pray if men ever pray fm-its life to last a hundred years; for woman's form in its in 'eloping folds, is at last allowed to develop according to nature. As long as the fashion of t| le Mo her Hubbard is aimered to fit ere w ill he no headaches, no backaches, no cramped lungs and diaphrams, no squeezed tibs and compressed /ivers an 1 hearts a mong femininity. How can its loosely flowing folds be called "hideous—ugly,” by thy ster ner sex. A graceful woman is more graceful still habited in this garment, and an awkward one feels more at ease. It is a hygi enic garment, productive of bright eyes, pink cheeks, aninoa ting and good health an 1 longevi ty. Its healthful influence will extend to unborn generations Be wise, oli, ye men of weak minds nud encourage its wear. < ling to it, oil, ye willful women and if fai-bion must die. le. it die bard! Mr Joseph H. Hinton, who was well known nil over this countv. and had a host of warm friend--, was killed by the it o’clock down passenger train Friday night im iween Stone .Mountain and Redan He had been in town most a/I day. «nd bad been drinking piatty-fn-e lv. He started home in the even ing in a buggy, accompanied by All Rice. A\ hen be got a short distance from town lie met a friend and decided to re/urn with him. He asked Mr. Rice to carry his horse and buggy home and lie re turre t to town, where lie remain ed until after dark. When lie started home be is said'to have been very drunk- He walked down the Georgia railroad in the direc tion of Ins home, und uo more was heard of him until I e was tided. Mr. E J Mitchell, wiic lives in about one hurdled yard of the railroad, testified before t tie coro ner's jury yesterday mat I. - saw a man or something that looked like a man on tho ra lroad just in front of the trein. and only a min utecr two before Mi. ///nton me killed. Tuesday night an important meeting of the Kepnblican speel'd commiilee of nine was held at the office of A E Buck, at, .Atlanta.— Several mailers connected with the com'uct of the campaign, wire dism sed, and it was 'e ole I as 1 n of tl. in s' i• 11 ~i ~i .in as ' re, t - i .i t.p lb*n J, , ait, visit Geoigia uelivei seven I ad dresses. 'I lie members of the coin mitiee are confident t! at he will come, and they expect him to be in Atlanta about the middle of Or teber. If he comes ho will be in vited to speak in Atlanta,Augusta. Macon, Savannah and Columbus The committee will invite oihei prominent Republicans to come to ihe State and speak, but th" names of none but (ieii Logan have been announced yet. Tin commi'lee also decided to have a grand ratification meeting in At lama in September. This meei ing will be one of a number to bi held in the State during the itiii paign. From many of our farming friends the tru'h has cor e out t!otton will not make more than half a crop, Th-spring and sum mer rains made their bear's re joiee in the hope of aa abundant yield, bui too much rain then, and too much dry lot weathrr now lias Gripped nearly all 11 e bods from the weed. A lertir from Texas, received by Mr. J (! Nichol sou, from his father, gives the prospect as more gloomty there. Ase states that in his county. Free stone, there has been uo rain, of co"sequence since lune. The receipts of cotton in Americus, up to Sept. 1; ,itr evils hundred bales short for die corresponding time in 188.5. The general condition of slices* fill stock raising are good animals regularly supplied with a reasona ble allowance of wholsome food and drink, and properly sheltered and treated. A New-York widow was taLiug the fresh air iu Central Park with her two ehildieii when she met j a former lover with whom she en tered in/o conversation. 1 “l am completely broken tip, 1 Amelia.” he said siezing her hand, j “there is uo telling wba' I might not say and do if it wire lot for '1 these children.” “Children,” said the fond mother, “run over yonder where the goal carrages are and play until 1 send for yon,’’ HUMOROUS ITEM A’. If is vanity to s.-ek nft,*r perish ing riches, and to trust them. If men knew as much at torty tears of age ns they though' they knew at twenty, there would ne more statesmen in the coun'ry. Another blow has been struck at the great ins'Ration of agricul ture. The Duke of Edinburg has givinup fiddling and gene to farming. Hackmeu on ...e Canada side of Niagara think every American who comes there Imir just, robbed a hank. That, mav account for ♦ licit charges Whin a young la ty ticked to look nt a parasol, the clerk said, "Will you please give the slmd you want ?’’ "I expect the para ao 1 to give the shnoe [ want," said the voting lady. 7’lie girl of the period is quite a sportsman in her way. Shekiifiws that the mangoment of her hair is a telling charm with the unwary adorer; and, like the hnn'er, she bangs a«ay until she brings hot prey to her fee.. A great big dog wts foairting about the yard muzzled, when a little girl rushed into the hotu-e in terror. Her sister, younger but iaore va'iant, coolly survey ed the situation an 1 re-assured her by remarking: “He c.i l1 ’f lute lie’s got on his hustle.” “So you think your son smokes Mrs. Jones?" “Pm sure of it. Airs Brown. * I've found pieces of to oflcco in his pockets.” ‘Dear me dear me! I’m sorry. My son has no bn J Viadits ; I never find any 'liing in his poekts but cloves and coffee beans.” I' is row claimed that a raw on ion applied to the wound will cure snake bite. The vegetable • ven ders wifi not immediately run the liquor fienurs out of business, however, as a pint *f whisky cur ed a Pennsylvania mm of rattle snake bite Monday and gave him a firs'-class drurk besides. There arc all sorts of clocks, bnt a new i ivemion is badly needed. It is on that, instead of striking at II p. m., will pick up a d'!at ry lover and fire him out the from door, a clock of Huh description wmlil make a fortune for the in vcm tor, as then, are probably 1,- 0(10,000 ameriean fathers who would buy 0119. “What, name does your bus band call you by asked a bride toil friend who had beuii niained sever*'/ye irs; “does lie call you ducky or lovey ! My (tailing calls me ducky." ■'Does he ! Mine used to cull me popsey-wopsey, but liedosoii't use t hat term now. ” “AYliat dots he eafi you Hum ’ ■•He call. me. ‘say there!" Firs 1 school girl, with sudden interest: “Oh. L f> rgot Io tell you that 1 was engaged !” “Really r “Oh yes, and I tin so happy I don’t know whai to do.” “That's just the way I felt, but after you have been engaged thir teen or fourteen tiroes yon won’t give it a second thought. Indeed you'll have 10 stop 10 ihink ,f his name." ~ “What's all this 1 hear ab nr the Mother H ubburds ! vY'hu' are they anyway ?” *i) , they are dresses that sue not pleasing to the fastidious W’ts tenets. They .seem to ho afraid of them.’ “YVomen wear them in theKast, 'OO, don’t they ?” “Oh, yes; they’re wem all over.’ “tluvo you seen anything iu 'Lem to lie afraid of ?” “Y'es; my vv.fe, - ’ Mrs 15.— l ‘l>id the eortractoi say how long it won d bo before our new cottage is finished ?” “Mr. 15, “It won't take long ; it’s to he a lialloon frame, you know.” “What V ' “Be a brill or fian 1-. ’ “Mercy me ! Why, wliai is io keep it frosi sailing away in the first storm ?’’ “Don’t worry, it, will be heuvily weight'd.’ ••Heavily weighed! YVhy, what with ?” A mortgage.” au early springhog kept growivig and fattening on pasture dui ing the summer , aud early fail, and then rapid.y fattened on g’liin for two months," is the most profit able hog. :Vol. XIV. No 26 HERE AMD THERE. ( Tina proposes M ndfptthe use of pestill cards ob’ilrc first day "f next year. A ‘teprcsi native Itartdall writes to a friend in Wheeling that he ex >ee|s to spoi.k thev<i» os Octo ber Ist. •Senator Jarne B. Bock, al though neatly lift vents old, hrs all H o animal spirit and n.m hos '1 c mischief of a boy II you wan t tociHx! Dm- ardor "I a Re publican andmukeltim real sick.Hsk him ahout tJieGewnan vo.e in the nor* hi ast. 'V .rl Henry, of I’ichmor.d is a courteous ami successlTtll tai-ver as well as the grands.n of l'a 'rick Henry, tho great Revolution ary orator Hand icaih envelopes coat otig itm'ly tlive cents i.-itli. '/’lie en velope making machine now turns them out so that a (houronnd are sold f(>r thirty cents. 7’ne average .-.epth ol the Hue if tc and Atlantic oecu/ia iy ‘2,. r )(Kt fathoms. Bottom has been ob tained at 4,580 f ithofuft* a shot distance south of the t»anks of Nowfoundlttnd. Tae Detroit Fi;css l’rt says: ‘lt does m t require a erctu doel of political sagitcf'V to’ st- that. H.-e rejuiblican campaign in Mtchi gau :s up hill work. with tlm road in a Irighl.jully. bad condi tion.’ ' lowa In-ewers. \VVIO al'o not al lowed, under the prohibitory law Ol tile state, to Ii in-y od, their liiy uof by railway, aireverting to the wagon as a moans of supply ing Hie lieighboiing cities. Black wijjiut fawJu t, lormcr iy thrown away, is now mixed with linseed gum and moulded into heads and flower pines for the ornamentation of furniture. When dried arid varmsfied it is as handsome' a,id stronger and mui e duiabio ttiiui .carved work. T he imitation of enn’n d sardines e 111 go no further. Tee packing box is made in Jer.-ey City, tho wrapper is prmte' l in New York, iho tin etuis are tnaunfacur e I in Boston, the tisn are ‘caught 011 the Main 00a, t, and ilia oil is extracted from cotton seed aiGeor Tne inventor of an electiicai apparatus for deaf, people claims that, no ear is to dead tha l U can not lie made to hrtir, ami in many cases the apparatus will cure deafness. It may be conceal ed in a can!), uiiiberella fan or any such an article or conven ience . The IVcncli-Chinese war, as ex plained to aNcw-Yojrk reporter by a Moit street pigtail : “It likee this : I come to your door and lickee you and 1 wanton you 10 pay money to urn for I lickee you. You think that, light ’ What a hgiun that .Senator !’■ udh 1011 is pulling oil his coal. Hu said 10 an.in'eiview cr 0.1 Sat irday : lan now going to work for ihft Diffiocri tic ticket, and have made several en g.geiucuU to sp,'a!i. 1 will spare no Mi"' 01 qibtji pi.-iore BUC ' i^ess.” Th ! I'avoi'di U< iou -11111! vin6 growing countries have ny drunk unness ouglr to go' its' eud in the icmperati o agita ioiiSh Swit zerland, where brandy drinking is ou the increase aad a poverty stricken country, with the evea of Maryland the of Ohio, spends $Hf) 00f} a venr on liquoi. fin . , . “Renats, hdw ftft ; ‘“iift fie suu f’riß do ertvf !’’ Clem, Ideos differs bout. > dai. Sonic t inks him furilir atyi Uvdm - links ’taint so fur,” .U-U je»s,q But \Y ile • ’bi ut .tiViii spots on do solitfufn drtt fbffrs talks bout?” -Why Ctfrfti, 4pm spots am uiilfin iuii .auriie beaus ob do nails dat lui’s du sun ontj de sky.** . The tiianufa 'L.iq e “buffalo -horn"'furniture’ hris” h come au industry in New York. Tin. horn are uot ttiose. of tue lesou, ns is comtuuuly believe 1, bub me fr-vm cattle killed, iu . nhe jibba-eiies fiiey are soul at the ' slaughter liotft-fofa* Httlc'fiu#? 4 *lThu what ihe bntton mumiWicUtrevs give, are eiiained. dried, scraped a d polished. Lae uvs ’ of inukiuk these horned goqils that of curved wotnf, Hut they bring two and fftWo”*'times mo.o dian thiv latter. Tl»e n«tv iudns i try is almost munMipwfizept by fr’er man - ;;i 1 ' infcii aiH ’Hie fitrg. d glsf tvifPin YY’est moreland county Msdv»e« struck on Damn s inn a. il rue mib s from Irwin station, l’a. ——.. . - a .iYow’Jerny v fur in has prouuced on I fie ayMiige 2()0 ivushotsaday diirng The season and the number of pickers lias bcomsoiaetimea 3014.