The Newnan herald. (Newnan, Ga.) 1865-1887, June 19, 1868, Image 1

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PUBLISHED WEKKLT EVERY FRIDAY BY J. C. WOOTTKN, J. A. WELCH. WOOTTEN& WELCH, Proprietor*. J. C. WOOTTKN,.. Editor. THE NEWNAN HERALD. VOL. III.] USTEWN"AN\ GEORGIA, FRIDAY, JUNE 19,1868. [NO 41. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION I One copy one year, payable in advance, $3.00 One copy six months,...“ “ 1.00 On'’ copy f I)rcc momhs,“ “ ] 00 A Club of six will he allowed an extra copy. (Fifty numbers complete the Volume.) & ua ni;\. CLOTHING HOUSE. Comprising all Branches of the Business represented in the Custom and Ready Made Departments of Men’s Boy’s and Children’s CLOTHING. 'Ao have received an immense stock of medium and low priced Clothing for the whole sale trade, and will sell to mer chants at New York prices. STAR. SHIRTS! With FIKNISIIING GOODS of everv descrip tion at LOWER PRICES for READY Cl H ONLY than ever sold in this market. HERRING & LEYDEN. Whitehall Street, Atlanta, Ga. ROCK ISTjASTD Manufacturing Company. Fine all-wool Spring Cassimercs. Jeans, &c., on consignment, for sale VERY LOW to Wholesale buyers. fy Merchants are invited to call and see j Styles and Prices. HERRING & LEYDEN, Agents, W hitelmll street, Atlanta, Ga. SPRING GOODS! SPRING GOODS! Wb are now receiving every day by Express, NEW SPRING GOODS, Consisting of Prints, Dress Goods, Clothing, Boots Sc Shoes, DOMESTICS ¥ o ! v s ii * t* O sb S v And many other articles too tedious to mention. Wc invite our friends and the public gener ally to give us a cal!. No trouble to show goods. We buy our goods for Cash, and sell them as cheap as any house this side of New Novk. [March 14-tf.] JOE WIELL. u 111. ■ting, Shi rt in 3-4 Sh Y S Dril OsnatmrgG, St i i! ".’R. dp at Fuct.< III, YY hitch; Yarns, Burlaps Prices, bv EYDEN, Agent . | : Ga. DR. J. I). BROWN \ ETURNS his thanks to hi.-friends in city and country for theh^-As ral patronage, and takes pleasure ay ng that lie will continue to their wants day and night.— ■ eases treated at his residence, such as ia, Rheumatism, Uterine. Diseases, ob it. ; and painful Menstruation, Ac. >• ners will be expected to close accounts i* end of each year. Charges will Vie such o! will hesitate to pay. ; i Min e at his residence near College pie, convenient to the Mineral Springs. is p. niURMAN. J. AY. SPENCE. TOBACCOES. Agents hy the man ?en a j r the arc pi pointed .igcn ic of their products in cpareil tit lill orders to any » r r> THEIR PRICE; nm r, m u ; n A.ioking - or Chewing Tobacco. > > now oflhring with others, the justly , rands nf COMMONWEALTH Chow- FRI ITS AND,FLO AVERS Smoking. HERRING & LEYDEN, t ’i .mi missii >n Merchau ts, Nay 2 tf. AA'liitchall street, Atlanta, Ga. DR, C. D. SMITH ' ) I'.TFKNS thanks to a generous public for jR their liberal patronage, and will con- i;.io the practice ot his Profession, Partic- m- atii'uiion given to Obstetrics and the Dis- t.- •; «i: Women and Children. Motto, “Live u;i i let live.” May be found at his Drug Store ■ the day, and at his residence near the depot at night. [February 29-tf. BOOTS, SHOES L E ATH E E! NEW STORE!—NEW GOODS! Extra Inducements lo Buyers at Whole sale anil Retail! feaclitree Str., Markham's Buildings, (Opposite Cox & Hill,) ATLANTA, GEORGIA, Nm . 30-tf. GEORGE W. PRIOE. S. P. THURMAN & CO., M annf acturo xr & AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS Candies and Confectionaries, Gheenvillk Stk., Newnan, Ga. AYc arc manufacturing and receiving our ormhu ot t ’ n OUMMliir prpn njr OlUbR BOOTS ANJD SHOES. ] WOULD respectfully an il uounee to the citizens of IWwnan and vicinity that I have -xured the services of Mr, JNT. n. REESE, |-most accomplished workman. I invite all, ■'ef're, to call, assuring them they can now -rive their Boots and Shoes made ia the most ‘ uiable style. All I ask,to convince, is a “ir trial. E.st! u ‘Re pairing neatly and promptly done. ^“Office on East side of Public Square, P**nan, Ga. [July 18-tf.] W. FLOYD. AY. B, AY. DENT, YUnufactuter of AI.L kinds of TIN WARE, fit Candies, Pickles, Nuts, Raisins, Mackerel, Crackers, Sugars, tjoftee, •W I TST IB s Of the latter article we have the finest and best Madeira, Sherry, Port, Sweet Malaga and Claret, which we will sell by the gallon or bottle for medicin al, party or Church purpo?es. The Price of Candy Reduced to suit the Times. To which, we ask the attention! of the WHOLESALE and EETA1L TRADE. YYe will wholesale Candies to Confectioners as cheap n.s they can purchase the same article in any Southern market. Determined to ex tent! our wholesale business, we pledge our selves to refund the money paid us tor Candies which do not give satisfaction. Mr. Thurman having an experience of six teen years as a manufacturer of Candies, Hat ters himself that he understands his business, and has no superior as a manufacturer in the Southern States. The attention of the ladies particularly and the citizens generally is called to the fact that we keep constantly on hand a supply of Biasi «Mie AYe know we can please you. AY .e say what we mean and mean what we say. October 19-Gm. A Legend of 1776. Night had set in deep, and in a 6mall log cabin, situated a few miles from Trenton, New Jersey, sat five men, four of whom were seated around an old oaken table in the centre of the room playing cards, while 'they frequently ! moistened their throats with large draughts | from an earthen jug that stood on the (able. They were heavily bearded, coarse looking men. and from their dress, which somewhat resembled the British uniform, they were evi dently tories. The other was a stout bui t young man, clad in the continental uniform.— j He sat in one corner of the room with Li3 fact buried in his hands. “ Tom,” said one of the torirs. rising from the table and seating himself near the young prisoner, for such he evidently was, “ Tom, yon and I were schoolboys together, and J like ton yet. Now. why can t you give up your wild notions and join us. Y ou are our prisoner, and if you don’t we shall hand vou over to headquarters to-morrow; while, if you join us. your fortune is made, for w ith your bravery and talents you will soon distinguished your self in the royal army, and after this rebellion is crushed out, your cause would be rewarded by a knighthood and promotion in the army. Now, there are two alternatives, which do you choose ?” “Neither,” said the young man, raising his head and looking the Tory steadily in the eye. | “ 1 am now, as you say, your prisoner, but : when the clock strikes twelve I shall leave you j —1 shall disappear in a cloud of tire and smoke, and neither you nor your comrades, not even myself cm prevent it. Y ou may watch me as dose as you please^ tie me hand and foot if you will, but a higher power than yours or mine has ordained that I shall leave you at that time.” “ Poor fellow, his mind wanders,” said the i lory, “lie’ll talk different in ihe morning.”— ! And he returned to his sent at the table, leav- j ing the youth with his head again resting in j his hands. j When the clock struck eleven, the young j prisoner drew a pipe and some tobacco frojo his pocket, and asked the tory leader if he had any objection to his smoking. “None in the least,” lit said, a lding with a laugh, “that is. if you'i! promise not to disap pear in a cloud of tobacco smoke.” The young man made no reply, but immedi ately filled and lighted his pipe. Having done which, he arose ami commenced pacing the floor. He took half a dozen turns up and down each side of the room, approaching nearer the table each time, when, having exhausted the contents of his pipe, lie returned to his seat and refilled it. He continued to smoke until the clock struck twelve, when he arose from his seat and slow ly knocking the ashes out of his pipe, said: “There, boys, its twelve o'clock, and I must leave you; good-bye!” Immediately all around the room streaks of fire ran hissing and squirming; the cabin was filled with dense, sulphurous smoke, amid which was heard a clap of thunder. The tories sat in their chairs paralyzed with fright. The smoke soon cleared away, but the pris oner was nowhere to be seen. The table was overtimed, the window was smashed to pieces, and one chair was lying on the ground outside of the building. The tory leader, after recovering from his stupor, gave one glance around the room and sprang out of the window, followed by his comrades. They rau through the forest at the top of their speed in the direction of the Brit ish encampment, leaving their muskets and other arms to the mercy of the dames, which had now begun to devour the cabin. The next day two young men dressed in the Continental uniform, were seen standing near the ruins of the old cabin. One was the pris oner of the night previous. “ Let us hear all about it, Tom,” said the other. “ YY'ell,” said Tom, “last evening as I was passing this place, two tories ran out of this cabin and took possession of me. Before I From the Madison Examiner. Rich, Rare and Racy. A. Story with a Moral. ASNOCJTCEMENT Just the richest case at law that we remem ber to have ever witnessed, was tried before the Honorable Justice s Court of Morgan coun ty on Monday last. Tne cause at issue was between Mr. David Dear, proseutor, and Mrs. I ute cn t |, e death S. Speed, on the defense, and involvid the j right to the po-session of a turkey gobbler. i Un the 22d of May, Mr. Dyar lost from his j premises, in the city, a very large turkey gob- I bier, and on Saturday last was informed that j it was at Mrs. S.'s plantation, two miles north j of tow n. He rode out immediately and found | OF THE DEATH STARNES. OF HON. E. The Committee appointed to prepare a min- of Hon. Ebenezer Starnes Proceedings of the Supreme Court— June Term. 1868. I ~~ Some time ago a certain lady called upon one of the most celebrated oculists of New Y ork, in order to consult him about her eyes, j com plain ing that their power of vision hail of first insertion. ; n _ 1 late considerably diminished. j ^ m ^ At a glance the doctor saw that she was a lady of rank and wealth. He looked at her «u‘ niittrd the following report: , eveS) shook his head, and thought the treat- Again we are called to note the pnssi g rnent would require much time, as there were away of a brother and a friend. Since the i reasons to fear amaurosis iu her case. He l ist term the Hon. Ebenezer Starnes, of Au- j must advise her, first of all, that, as she had fcusta, formerly a Judge of ibis Court, has been f informed him she was residing a considerable taken from us. It is fitting that a memento of j distance in the country, she must move into the turkev in question, but was refused pos- ) his virtues, and a mark o'. the respect in which j the city at once, and thus enable him to see session bv the negroes on the place, and after- ; !* e was held by the Bench and Bar, should be J her frequently, if possible, daily, wards, upon applying to Mrs. S., was refused j '^curded here. by her, she claiming the turkev as her own.— i TIie deceased was still in the prime of life Mr. Deal then proposed, to test the matter, ' aud > n t] ie midst of a large and laborious that the turkey be brought to tow n and turned j P rft ctice when the summons came. His death loose in the street and it it did not go to his i WrtS sudden, and its announcement fell with a house at night he would not cDiin it, but ! shock on the public eir, w thout even a note would carry it back. To this Mrs. S. objected, of warning, or a moment s preparation to bear which left* Mr. D. no alternative but the law. : !t - In thc community where he lived no man and as it was a “ valuable one” and “he could j lvA3 more respected, or commanded a larger swear that it was his” he had a wrrrant issued I ''hare of their trust and confidence. He had for the arrest of both parties (Mrs. S. and the i h'cd in the same city from youth up. Begiu- turkey), held Mrs. S. to appear at Court on I r ' in t- r lif e wi; h n ° peculiar advantages of tor- Monday, and had the turkey confined iu jail ) t;in e or family connections, and not gifted with for sate keeping. A cloud of witnesses were summoned Rates of Advertising. Advertisementsinsertedat $1.50per sqm i« (often lines or spaceequivalent,)for first insi x tion, and 75 cents for each subsequent ii>- ; section. I Monthly or semi-monthly advertisemen s | inserted at the same rates as for new advert ii-i. uieuts, each insertion. Liberal arrangements will be made wi>l those advertising by the quaiter or year. All transient advertisments must be paid for when handed in. The money for advertiscing due after ti t SCHEDULE OF THE A. & W. P. R. It, L. P. GRANT, Superintendent. DAY r.VSSEXQEB TRAIN'. and those brilliant qualities which strike and dt/.- zle the public e\e, his rise in life was steady, regular, and due to patient industry, t erse- vcr.tuce and unswerviug inte, rity. lie became Attorney General of his Circuit, then Judge of the Superior Court, then Judge \V e would like to give ’ the Supreme Court; and in every station aveu t space to admit it; bow- j acquitted himself with credit and honor, »d- that of Mingo S iffold, an old ! dia £ to llis increasing reputation, and made their appearance promptly at the sitting ot Court. The testimony for the defense was specially rich. The evidence of a dozen witnesses cor roborated to a letter it in full, but h ever, will give th negro, as a fair specimen of the evidence. j more and more appreciated by the peo- Mingo Saffold sworn, says: I knows verv | P le of his riute - For the last thirteen years much bout dis case. Since I live at Mrs. ; hii hfe be filled no office, but devoted him- Spee s plantation, niv big red rooster chicken i a heavy and lucrative practice at the and !:s rooster turkey been fitin very much.— j bar. But his professional engagements, ab- I neber see two fowls like dem before. Is j sorbing as they were, did not cool hispatrio- bcen Iivin at Airs. Speed’s plantation, bout two l * sm i or prevent his active participation in years, and dis turkey been dar all de time, and : ever J E ( o>‘i work. During the late civil war if Mr. Dyar got arrv turkey rooster from dis j !, e was the head and soul of that most useful tlock of tarkevs I don't know it, and I Gwillin ! i,nd beneficent institution, the Georgia Relief to swear on a’stack of Bibles as high as dis | Association, and many a suffering soldier felt rcr Court House, and if 1 was gwne to be j lh t‘ effects of his unwearied efforts in its be- hung I'd swar dat aint Mr. Dyar's turkev, for I half - At the time of his death he was co llar aJi’t but three turkey r.'Ostcr? and two liens out dar sides mine, and mine is a young one, most red. Di- turkey and my rooster foustht so dat I had to put him up. | It appears that by some means the unfortu- j nate turkey had lost all the feathers from his j breast, said by the prosecutor to have been cut’ I oil' with the scissors as a disguise. After all the evidence had been obtained, ! Thomas II. S. Brobston, E-q., on the part of ! the defense, made a short but spirited speech, | the principle feature of which was to show gaged with zeal ami energy, ia the duty as signed to him by the bar of the State, of raising a monument to the late eminent and beloved Chief Justice. Activity, assiduity and zealous effort marked his movements in everv- position in which he was placed. As a lawyer he was faithful, laborious, able and eminently successful As a judge he was patient, investigating, impartial and a lover ot I justice. His Wiitten opinions in the Georgia Reports are the monuments of his high qualities as a the Court that the evidence was point blank, I Judg**. His demeanor at the Bar was tHat of and that it was not for the value of a two dol- t!, e high-toned gentleman. No man was fur- DR. A. R. AYELLBORN lar gobbler, but Ihe principle that was involved. Capt. A. M. Thruslier, tor the prosecution, followed in a spicy speech, showing the ridic ulousness of the case at issue. He said he entertained the highest regard for Mrs. Speed, that he did not believe her possessed of any unkind feelings towards Dyar, or in the least disposed to be unfair, but that she had been misled by witnesses, and that she was perfectly honest in claiming the turkey, but he thought it too plain to admit of a doubt as to the tur key belonging to Mr. Dyar. After the argu ment had ended, the Court decided that the turkey should be loosed in the street and if it went to Dyar’s it would be sufficient evidence that it belonged to him : but if not that it should be returned to the Court for final de cision. The prisoner was thereupon released and allowed to go at large and choose his home; this, however, he failed to do, but at night perched himself on the fence in rear of Dr. Ogilby's office on Araine street. He was re-ar- rested and lodged in jail the secoud time to await the further action of the Court. After the turkey was returned to the Court on Tuesday, having failed to go to Dyar’s to roost the previous night, the Court decided that it was Airs. Speed’s property, and aceord- could make any resistance they took me in, | j fi£ r]y ordered it to be returned. AJY. D. paying aud who do you suppose I saw as a leader of! ro ' stj which will probably amount to not‘less their party but John Barton, our old school- ! thau twenuj-five dollars. mate. He talked with me and tried to induce 1 me to join them; but I told them I couldn’t do it—that at twelve o’cIock I was going to escape, disappear in a cloud of fire and smoke; but be laughed at me, and said I was out of my bead. “About eleven o'clock I asked him if I might smoke. He said he had no objection ; so I filled my pipe and lighted it, and com menced walking the floor. I had about a pound of gunpowder in my pocket, as I walk ed 1 strewed it all over the floor. When the clock struck twelve I bade them good-bye, and told them I had to go : and then knocking the ashes out of the pipe, the powder ignited, and dazzling flames of fire shot across, around and all over the room, filling it with suffocating smoke. Before it cleared away I hurled a chair through the window, sprang out and de parted, leaving them to their own reflections. Y'ou know the rest.” Kiug AY’iiiiam of Prussia is not lavish on persoual apparel. His valet recently gave him , . a hint bv substituting a new coat for one TENDERS his Professional services to tlie citizens of New nan and sur-1 j ia( j 0U gbt, aud was thereupon sumr rounding country. j mone( j t0 the roval palace. His old f 1 lends and patrons will tt xVhcre is m ‘ old coat J ean 1” find him m possession of modern ap-1 ,.j have t;lkea 5t awaVi VO ur -Majesty; it is pliances for curing diseases aud re- qo , r fit tQ be worn >' ther from any approach- to littleness. For trickery and finesse he Lad an abiding contempt and aversion. Truth and candor were con spicuous in all his dealings. His life aud suc cess offer to our young brethren a bright and useful example; for what he was, they can make themselves, by the use of the same means, industry, patience, integrity and honor. A\ T e submit the following resolutions: Resolved, That we have heard, with deep regreat, of the sudden and untimely death of lion. Ebenezer Starnes, formerly Judge of this Court; that we sympathize with his family an l friends in their bereavement, and that in testimony of our respect for his high qualities of mind and heart, that the Court be requested to order that the foregoing preamble aad reso lution be entered on the minutes of thc Court. Piesolved, That the Clerk be requested to cause these proceedings to be published in the papers of this city and of Augusta, and that a copy of the same be sent to the family of the deceased. AY. T. Hull, A W. T. Gould, Icom’tee. G. T. Barnes, J lieving pain. gyf“Offioe, during the day. at the Drug Store of Dr. O. D. Smith, and at night may be found at the residence of John Raj', Esq. January 4-tf. AND DEALER IN J. M. HOLBROOK, Whitehall St., Atlanta, Ga., IS NOAA* receiving and open ing the largest and most com- nlcte stock of HATS e * er ! otieied to tlie public at his well known fash ionable HAT EMPORIUM. Merchants, Country Dealers. Planters—every body—can be supplied at his establishment ■■ =4nds of Country Produce taken in ex change. UlifWill duplicate any Atlanta bill given to ' tants. [April 27-tf- Saddlery and Harness emporium. iJggp, G. C. ROGERS, (2d door below Moore & Marsh, ' te U. States and American Hotels J Natur-St. .Atlanta, Ga., L ' on hand the largest and finest stock of r-h-hs of any house in the State. Also Mage and’BUGGY HARNESS, HARD- I for eveything in his line, for the supply j -Llt-rs and Harness-Makers, including a r -took and better variety of BUCKLES ey- ]: : U'ht to Atlanta. more reasonable and Stock more com- Ldhin any in the city of Atlanta. L l ' ■•■‘rringe* sind Buggies of the most ap- 1 <>tyle and finish on hand, and made to prices as favorable as can he obtained York. I tVise give me a call. [sept. 21-12 Grant, Colfax and Bcmmfrism.—One Geo. F. Root, and a Chaplain McCabe have immor talized themselves—the former by setting to music, and the latter by singing at the Chica go Convention the first campaign song of the j b ummer party. We t ike their word for it.— Bummerism is one of their elements. The bummer party song has been endorsed by the New York Tribune, and it is rarely that we see the naked truth so free>y exposed to the gaze of the world. Three groans for the “bummer party.” Hear the beautiful refrain : “Then rally again, then rally again, With the soldier, the sailor and bummer; We will fight it out here, on the old Union line, No odds if it takes us all Summer.” Now, there is a spark of open, unblushing rascality and bold frankness in this declaration of “ bnmmer" principles, which the New Y'ork Tribune endorses by publishing, that we do not hesitate to thus put upon record for their benefit. Hurrah for the bummer flag of Grant which he had worn two cr three vears longer aa ^ Colfax. A bnmmer is a thie f , a prowling, sneaking, I druken, debauched cur, who hangs upon the i tail of an army. His plan of operation is to ; “gut” the dwellings of the poor, defenceless i women and children ; to destroy tor tlie sake The lady then rented an elegant mansion, moved into the city, and the physician was : punctual in his attendance. He prescribed j this anil that, and thus days rnn into weeks, and weeks iuto months. The cure, however, was still coming. The physician tried to con sole her. One day the patient hit upon a curious ■ scheme, and she waited not long to carry it j into effect. She procured for herself a very old and poor attire, put a hood of tremendous size ! upon her head, took an old umbrella and a i market basket in her hand, and in these habil- | intents she visited her physician, selecting for I the purpose a very rainy day. She bad so j well succeeded in distorting and disguising ; herself that the pye evert of a lover could ! scarcely have recognized her. She was oblig- [ ed to wait for a long time in the ante-room of the phy.-ician, with many others who, like her, were seeking relief. At last her turn came “ YY el!, mv good woman, what have you to complain of?” •• Y'ery bad eyes, doctor,” she nnswpred He took her to the light and looked into her eyes, but failed to recognize his patient. Shrugging his shoulders, he said: “ Y'our eyes are well enough.” “ YYeli ?*’ she said. “ Y*es. yes, and I know what I am saying.” “ But 1 have been told I was getting the a— a, I forget how it is called.” “ Amanrosi - ?” “ Y es, that is it, doctor.” “ Don't you let them make vou such nonsense. Y our eyes are a but that is all.” “ But my physician—” “ Is an ass!” “ An ——»— “Yes, yes, an ass! tell him boldly that I said so.” The lady now arose, and in her customary voice she said: “Sir, you are my physician. Don’t you know me ?” The face that the sago counselor mado is easier to imagine than to describe. “ Gricious madam,” he commenced to stam mer an apology, but the lady would not listen to kirn, and left him indignantly. She never saw the gentleman any more. I<eave Atlanta - - - Arrive at Xewnan - Arrive at YVest Point Leave YY'cst Point- - Arrive at Newman- - Arrive at Atlanta - - - 7 58 A. m. - 9 57 “ - 12 SO F. M. - 12 50 P. m. • 3 23 “ - 5 25 “ NIGHT FREIGHT AND PASSENGER TRAIN. Leave Atlanta - 4 35 p. m. Arrive at Newnan 7 47 “ Arrive at YY'cst Point - - - 12 35 a. m. Leave YY'cst Point 11 40 r. m. At rive at Newnan- • • • • 3 35 a.m. Arrive at Atlanta - - - - fl 45 a. m. GEORGIA RAIL ROAD. E. W. COLE, Superintendent. believe any little weak, Text and Commentary. Text — Second resolution of the Chicago Convention; The guarantee by Congress of equal suffrage to ainoyal men of the South was demanded by every consideration of public safety, of gratitude, and of justice, and must be main tained; jvbile the question of suffrage in all the loyal States properly belong to the people of those States. Commentary from the New Y'ork Tribune: “Republicans in all the States had better make up their minds at once that there cannot j be two policies in the party at once—one for 1 the North and one for the South, YY T e cannot give the ignorant millions of freedmen in the reb'el States the ballot, and at the same time refuse it to the educated thousands in the North. If we attempt such a jugglery we shall find out that we have not cheated the negro but ourselves.” From the Kansas State Journal: “ If it is wrong for intelligent negroes to vote in Michigan, it is wrong for ignorant and | lady that s'm uas as gentle as a lamb, thus brutalized negroes to vote in South Carolina.” j expressed himself: she be much tame, like the petite monton.” A young man who was crossed in love at tempted suicide recently by taking a dose of yeast powders. lie immediately rose above bis troubles. Jack Baker was recently examined in anf important case in a Western court. Counsel found it extremely difficult to extract the whole truth from him. His ingenuity and ig norance combined enabled him to evade the questions. At lust the lawyer, losing patience, exclaimed : “Why, Mr. B., do you prevaricate so much?” Jack, supposing that he referred to his pe culiar manner of utterance, convulsed the Court and audience by replying indignantly: “I would like to know how a fellow could help prcvacatin, when he has lost three of his front teeth ?” Why i3 a fashionable young lady’s brains like speckled trout? Because they love to sport under a water-fall. A bachelor once remarked to a young lady that soapstone was excellent to keep the feet warm in bed. “Y'es,” said the young lady, “but some gen tleman have an improvement on that which you know nothing about,” Prentice says thc elephant is a great beast, | but not so great as Beast Butler. Both sound their own trumpets. One of them is satisfied with Lis own truuk—the other sacks other people’s. “ How long did Adam remain in Paradise before he sinned?” asked an admirable caras- posa. “Till he got a wife,” answered the husband, calmly. YYTmt would be funnier than this, addressed to a lady love; “ Tis haul, when at your feet adoring, I ve been to blights of passion soaring, T > find you, love, asleep and snorinp.” A Frenchman, wishing to say of a young Is not radicalism a political “YY'hat is it?” j Here are two leading Radical journals denoun- i cing the platform of their party as dishonest. • DAY PASSENGER TRAIN. Leave Atlanta 5.15 A M Arrive at Augusta G.00 P. M Leave Augusta 6.30 A. M Arrive at Atlanta 6.00 P. M NIGHT PASSENGER TRAIN. Leave Atlanta 6.20 P. M. Arrive at Augusta 3.15 A. M. Leave Augusta 8.00 P. M. Arrive at Atlanta 5 00 A. M NEW GOODS. New Goods Directly from New York. Entire Stock Bought for CASH—Will Sill for CASH ONLY. Extra Inducements to Wholesale :in.l Retail Buyers, YY’k keep constantly on hand all grade, nf ■« Yfc €3UUJLi: e w Ladies’ Hats and Bonnets, Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Saddlery, Crockery, Hardware, Family Groceries, Sec. Agent for a Lynchburg (Va.) Wholesale Dealer iu Tobacco. Major HU BREYY'STER will always be found at the store, lo serve his old friend- i.ud patrons in hi3 usual way. fiCsr 3 *Stand — Berry’s Corner, Glass Front. sC g5$f G. E. & S. D. SMITH. Newnan, April 18-tf. m sun iiiiirt -FOP. The Ladies, IIAY'E just, completed and furnished i ICE CREAM SALOON expressly for the Ladies, ard am now prepared to furnish the public with Ice Cream, Lemonade and So-ia Water. I have also just received from the “ What are you going to do with it, Jean?” j of " destroying- to murder for the sake ot mur- I ^ motljer ? Q n „ j, as r<;zor “1 think I am going to sell it.” ! der- out ot a poor he.nsi: ■'•pint. The bum- ; otbtr baa havers to raise. <‘lJn\v jrrni-b dn mu thi’ii,- vou will ret for mer 13 wretch who outrages lem&ies, who , Having heard that a certain person “ died without a will,” Judy asks if any body ever died “with a will?” Yes, a poet died with YY'iil Shakspeare. What is the difference between a barber and zors to shave, and the How much do vou think you will get for j . , „ , , ' , pours tilth into the food he cannot carry away i This was hard lo answer, for no fripier in ; or eas ‘|. v the world would have giveu five cents for the 1 ne'er ng old coat. Jean, therefore, hesitated a moment men, and then answered, i dren. T .V sailor exhorting at a prayer meeting in a Hitiinu beside my destined bride, one senti mental day; “ 1 long,” said I, “to make you ,:rv. then J'd !:js3 the tears away!” Fair Ce- . .s;. i.5u»ii(-d,Jier voice grew hushed, I thought Northern market a well assorted 'n- d t ry to i>e sure; but she lisped to me, pouring prettily—“prevention is better than '•u re.” A housemaid who wa3 sent to call a gentle- liiau to dinner, found him engaged in using a tnOlil-hmsil. • W.-ll, is in: coming?” said the lady of the tfie servant returned. .5 the reply, “he’s Stock of Confectioneries, I believu I will get a dollar for it, your Majesty.” “ Here, Jean." he said, “ is your dollar.— That coat is so comfortable. Bring it back to ate. I want it vet.” an andi' nce to a a rings, exi-laimed: i the beautiful and ex- the poet, 1 forget his :aie. at..! —and—l lorget v.iut he said, too.” A gentleman just from Washington informs : to frighten him, plenty of plunder, and rare ■d f work for fire and the butcher knite. As the who laid waste towns and cities with the toreh. The bummer rendered signal service to the j . One of the best illustrations of avarice we Mongrel party, in loafing in the rear of Sher- i ever of, is tuat contained in an old cari- man, on his destructive raid through districts w kkh^represents o.d Nick carrying * where a Southern man was not seen. Ail bad j / a ^« e doW1 ' , to h?s re ?'? p5 ‘ wh ”'. v ' h,le | A New York correspondent savs that it is been killed or wer. in remote acc. tons. - a re • , 1 ,, becoming dangerous to wear a stove pipe hat the lusty bummer was iu bis g-orr. No men ;J*' w - A • j n that ciry after dark. Expert pick-pockets “What’s that picture on?” said a country-; make nothing of knocking it over a fellow’s ocr hearing the other day in a print eves, and, while lie is ia a state of utter be an exchange that a cruel joke was perpetrated ^ _ r , on Beast Butler and his family, the other day. “bummer bis been put into doggerel by the store to the proprietor. "Lo was turning over wiiuermenf. “going through him" in the most ... , YY'uile the carriage of this notorious old thiei “polcks " of the bummer party, we take it j some engravings. i approved and thorough style. tSuch cases are with everything in his line, upon terms the , an d scoundrel was standing ia front of a gen- ; they understand their own principles. Go it, ; “That, sir, ' sai l the dealer, - is Joshaa ! becoming so frequent, and have created quite most satisfactory and accommodating,_as to j tieman's residence, Mrs. and Miss Butler bar- minstrels on Gran:. Coifax and bummerism I comnpir.ding ti e sun to stand stub” !a serious panic quality aud price. [May 2-tf. and which 1 crowned hat. in favor of the soft low- G. H. & A. W. FORCE YY'HOLES ALE DEALERS IN BOOTS & SHOES. WHITE ALL STREET, ATLANTA r r r - GEORGIA. Keep on hand the largest and best selected stock in Atlanta, and will sell to Country merchants at New York prices with freight ad ded. Nov. 30,lbbi—ly. It was un- [t his is easily observed by the driver, and the carriage was D artv driven for several hours, and into nearly every ‘ - " ' part of the city, displaying an ensign armorial “bnmmer singularlv characteristic, but so mortifying to i been left out in the cold.] the family that the ladies have not been in j ♦ — ♦ - cify, the land- ! ing gone in to make a call, some person stealth- the God and morality candidates. ^ | “Du tel!! Weil which is Josh, ilv approached and tacked a pewter spoon to [Aetc lork Day Book. \ ; 5 jj- [S £0n ?' j f ? ^ t , ,. one of the panels of the vehicle. It was un- ; [This is easily understood. All members of j i-v ,, - , , - m , At one o. the .lo.s.s in to:- • 1 * l J .. Uce very cold night a jolly ola fellow, who lord said to a boarder: the party must be embraced, snJ without ; bad been drinking too freeiv at a tavern, start- j “See here, Mr. Bak*r, the chambermaid el home in a trig, .ir.d on the way up-et and j found a hair pm in vour bed this morning, and thrown by the side of the road. Some per- it will not answer; you know I eudea.cr to sons passing a short time after discovered him keep a respectable house.” of all descriptions, which I can dispose of on satisfactory term3, Call and see me at the first door above tbe Post office. I can furnish you with anything you want in the Confectionery line except credit, Very respectfully, GEO. A. BIRCH, P. S. By short notice, Ice Cream can be had in any quantity for Parties and Supper3. May 16-tf. . G. A. B. NOTICE. \ LL persons indebted to gie will please lx. come forward and settle np immediately. Being burned out, necessity compels me to call on yon, otherwise I would not ask it of you. I will soon be ready to serve my old friends and customers again. May 23-tf. P. A. POWERS. Andrew J. Smith. Wm. Allen Turner SMITH & TURNER, ATTORNEYS AT EAW, NEWNAN, GA., YY’ILL pay the debts, iu a Court of Bank ruptcy, of all who apply Jo them before the 1st June, ISbS, and will practice [n the Tallapoosa and Coweta Circuits. £Xov. 9 tf. public since. The Wbat river is like a jolly Irishman? Merrimtfz/ Capital punishment—Sending a white man to the Fortieth Congress. What is the largest room in the world ?-! thirty-one were among tobacco smokers. An exchange says: Gen. Butler asks that his New Orleans conduct may be investigated. For heaven s sake let him have his wish this time. Of thirtt-seven cases of amaurosis coming under the notice of a surgeon in England, holding his feet tip io the moon and ejacula ting *o some invisible person: “Pile on tiie wood, it’s a miserable cold fir?.’ A young gentleman having occasion to ask a yoqng iu.Jy for the snuffers across the table, t addressed her in the following emphatic and ; Well," replied our friend Tom, “I found a long hair in the bqtter this morning, but it did not Drove there was a female in it.” The two men looked at e*»ch other for about COOK & JONES, GROCERS AND Tbe room for improvement. “Dr. Aver has tlie largest income in Lowell?” Marrv his daughter and get an Ayer-ess. YY'hy is a bridegroom worth more than the bride? Because shp is given away and he is sold. “Punch says the spirit of the age is gin."— Not a bit of it, unless you spell “gin" war4 3 , back- ten seconds, when each smiled and went on his way, no doubt pondering on the peculiari- i , . - 1 ties of circumstantial evidence, enamored strain: f “Most beautiful, accomplished and charm- A cobbler from away down Ea3t visited one i When von hear a man sav. “Life is but a ! ' :n S Lady, will your ladyship by unmerited and of tbe large shoe manufactories of L/dd the dream ” tread on his corns and wake him up 1 undeserved condescension of your infinite j other d-.y, and for the first time ia his life saw Life is'real • ! goodness, please to extend to your most obse- j shoe? made by machinery. f : quious. devoted and humble servant, that pair 1 “ What do you think of that?” asked the fT>WO months after date application will be “Bismarck’s doctors advise him to go to | 0l - omnipotent digets that I may exasperate foreman, as the astonished “Down Easter” j _L made to the Honorable Court of Ordinary Madeira,” Senator Sprague s doctors advise the excrescences of this nocturnal cyiindric&i stood breathless, with his hands thrust deep of Haralson county for leave to sell the land COMMISSION MERCHANTS, NEWNAN; GA. 3^-Office on LaGrange street, near Dough erty's Hotel. [July 6-tf. him to abandon Madeira! “ The National Temperance Advocate strong ly favors Grant for President.” Extremes jgeet—and, sometimes, drink! luminary, in order that the refulgent .bright- ! into'bis pockets, gazing at the wonder-working belonging to the estate of James Sanford, late cess of i:s respler.dant brilliancy may dazzle machine before him. of said county, deceased, for the benefit of thb the vision of your occqlar optives more po- j “It beats awl!’’ wa3 tbe loconic and signifi- heirs and creditors of said deceased. teDtly." * cant reply. j April 25-2m. G. L. EAVES, Adm’j,