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The quarrel 1§ tween France and Prussia is a thousandyen-s, >1* During the present great war in Enrojxryoa' | have doubtless heard and lead a good deal about '•Alsace ami Lorraine.” Veli. centuries before men knew how to' _ fight with gmia v.-fler, or had’ ISTOH HOME JOURNAL . T. waterman. ty THURSDAY MOBNING, PERRY, GA., JANUARY»2fi, 1871. BY J. T. WATERMAN. j .between Ms creation and the develop- i ment of speech in him he sajs he felt neither joy nor sorrow, pain nor satis faction, although he would often be SCHAUB & HAYCOOD’S How Many Thoughts I Give Thee ’ the? Bhins and “toe"bine Alosniln” were a' “bone of ..contention’* • be tween the Mfigs -of France and Germany, just as they are fa day. Just a thousand years' ag. >, the ar mies of the two nations battled fiercely on the same soil, and- for. the samo reason, t. -because they both.-win.ted Alsace and Lorraine, and, .strange to say, with the same result as now.. Ev er since then there has been'“bad blood”-between the people of the two countries .on account of - these disputed provinces, and they have sev eral times passed back sad forth, into French, and again, into German him rig, Alsace (including the .territory of the upper Khjae) was finally, ceded in part to France,; in TC1S: and in 1GR7, when Louis XL took Strasbourg, the whole of it became' French property. Lor- jniine [comprising the tdritoiy of the lower Bhine) became French as long ago as S43, when Lothaire, grandson of the great Frank conqueror, Charle magne, received it with, the s’teq> of countryLnown then as “Middle Fra- conia, stretching from the North Sea to .the Mediteranean, and it has retained his name ever since—Lorraine being an abbreviation of Loth a Ire regne. In 173S, it'was exchanged for the duchy of Tuscany, and inl7(J{>, it was reunited to Fiance again. But the remarkable feiiture in its history, as related to the present war, is its. conquest, with that of Alsace, by the Germans in A. D. 870, just 1,000 years ago. The circumstances which led to that ancient invasion were sin gularly like those which brought on this one. Lotoaire H., the son of the first Lothaire, had jnst died wiihoni heirs, and the kin; PH0T0GKAPinC E00RS How many thoughts I gyve tliee ? Come hither on the grass; And if thoult count unfailing The green Hades as we pass, Or the leivesthst si^t aaid ttsnhle To the sweet winds of the .west, Or the ripples of the river, Or thesnnbeamsnn its breast, 111 count die thoughts I give thee— My Beautifal, my Blest! How many joys I owe thee? ’ Come eit where seas run high, And count the heaving billows, - As they break on shore and die, Or the grainsof sand they fondle, When.the stormisoverhlown, . Or thepeafls in deep-sea caverns,- - Or the starsin the milky zone, And I’ll .count the joys I owe thee— My Beautiful, my Own! And how much loye I proffer? Come scoop the ocean dry, Or weigh in thy 'tiny balance The star-ships of the-sky, Or twine about thy finger The sunlight streaming wide, Or fold it to thy bosom When the world is.dark beside, And I’ll tell bow much I love thee— My Beautiful, my Bride! seen to weep and laugh and express all emotions and passions as a hnmari being expresses them. If struck, he would’ cry out and pucker up his face as an infant does, but as he afterwards remembered how. he felt at such mo ments, and could relate his thoughts, of course his experience is valuable where a child’s 'cannot be obtained, since the first two or three years of man’s ordinary life are utterly forgot ten and. lost. Thus thissingularbeing said that when he was struck he knew it merely because he saw it, and expe rienced a new sensation in Jiis .head, and which did not -refer to the place smitten. He had no desire to pucker up his face mid cry, nor did. he know that he did- so till another differant sensation which. he. felt .hr: his . ears seemed to set his head all in a whirl one sensation begetting another until- at last he tootght that his head was all there was—that the room and his fabr ricator were all in it, and acting there alone. In other words, he' was a sort of idealist getting the universe under his own bat. Could he have expressed himself in philosophical language he would not have said with Home, that ideas and impressions were all that existed.- But with som« Germans, that ideas are all But to do him jutice, he did'not remain long in this condi- tion ofmind, for when his maker, made him walk he obtained an idea of local ity,. and consequently of something that was not he, thereby making a great stride. As time went on and the man had become gradually seperated from his notion that he was all that existed, a feeling of awe and reverence sprang up within him for Yasta, whom naturally enough he called his maker, and whom he considered a superior being, inas much as he felt himself in his power. He would pray that he might see his face always, for he loyedhim. . To -try- on experiment Vasta withheld food from his creature for a day, and when asked for it took it from hispocket and bestowed it upon the poor fellow, who. thenceforth for some time begged him- night and morning not to withhold food from him. Afterwards VnstactLs- covered that the man had formulated a prayer in which he, Yasta, was called the “Bread-giver,” and, merely Horn philanthropic motives, he dispelled this illusion, as he knew that its inevi table resnlt would be to make the man very lazy. .At first-he had no idea of size, solidity, perspective, or the ordi nary properties of matter; but, when taught geometry, made most rapid progress, and when told one day that a straight line was the shortest distance between two points, astonished his master by saying: “No; a line is not distance at all; a straight line is the shortest line between two points.” He looked at all things in the most mat- ter-of-faefr way, but accounted for them in the .most whimsical. There was, according to him, a “goodness” that made things good, an “evil prin cipal” that made them bad,a “beauty” that made them beautiful, an’ •‘intel lect” that made his master wise, and n ‘‘chaimess” or ‘‘boxness” that made thing chairs and boxes. . For all the purppate <d a Vamfly Cathartic Med icine. jfo mercury or other substance m them. 5^000 to Gold : r Will be paid for.cTOTT»amof.m«acyOToa« substance fbund in oar liver pills. ease, for'nervous or sick headache. consUpation Or costiveness.dyBpepsiaor indigestion,jaundice, rheumatism, gobt and dropsy, and are.xecom- stay tetter purgative remedy than tea hitherto been available to mankind. Their penetrating nrrmcrtics cleanse and invigorate every portlon.or SEm organism, corre.-ting its diseased action and ^storing its gg|p*|pgPlaced - J . Druggists, Macon. Ga. No. 13 Cotton Avenue. Tear, i — ;-^f %«> 1 paper will be stopped at the expira- 9f flie tivne paid- for, unless the firabr tion is previously renewed, the address of a subscriber is to be ,ed, we must have the old address os Ls the new one, to prevent mistake, subscription received for a less period three months. attention paid to anonymous commu- Lons, as we are responsible for every- ■ in our reading columns. This rule is Ifonesending us five new subscribers m go, will-receive the Home Journal rear fees. fefaved udverdsements will be dunged ding to tbe space they occnpy. 1 advertisements should be marked for bified lime, or thy will be continued barged for until ordered outv and flgorva beloiv. Kramine them closely. - Fntsi.—Having taken the old stand known; as Brown's;Art Gallery, and refitted it np in ihe best manner, we are prepai td lo execute the finest end best work. Sccosn.—Our prices, as will be seen, are greatly below those of any otherGallery in Macon. Tbtttti—We guarantee perfect satisfaction in every case, ornocharge. __ Fochth.—The ojtLT Pusmnm given at the recent Macon Fair for the best Main Photographs was awarded to ns. ted we are determined Jo keep np the merit of onr increasing reputation. Fifth;—Our facilities are such that wo can pro duce the test pictures in Middle Georgia, and at reasonable prices. *•- Sixth.—Unequalled facilities for making Baht Bictubes, and no trouble- or pains spared to give satisfttetiom^^^and ba convinced. Prices of’Plain Photographs: Per dor, card size for the Album, any style, $4 00 TT.lf “ “ “ “ “ “ “ 2 50 M “ Victoria Card, “ “ 4 00 “ .. Imperial “ «... 5 00 A Photograph SVJ vBJt inchea, nicely framed, 4 00 « 8x10 •“ “ “5 00 “ 10 x 12 “ “ “ 7 00 “ 111U “ “ 10 00 Prices of Pointings: A painting 11 x 14 inches, handsemely framed $20 14 x IT “ “ 30 20 x 24 “Life size,gold^atframe50 “ 22 x 27 “ “ “ bust “ “ “ 00 Old Pictures copied to any of the above sizes, or larger, and finely finished. A reduction is made in onr regular prices to families and large parties. Thanking our patrons for their literal patronage in the past, we respectfully ask a continuance of the same. SCH4.T7B & HAYGOOD, dec2S-3m . Macon, Ga. MERCHANDISE, GENERAL THE BETTER GRADES. WORK! CAWDY! rer&ements insated at intervals will uged as new each insertion, rertisements to run for a longer time three months, are due and wifi be col- fat the beginning of each quarter. isient advertisements. must be paid advance. [work must be paid for on delivery, yertisements discontinued from any f before the time specified, will be ed only for the time published, mage Notices and Obituaries not cx- ig ten lines will be published free.— mies of more than ten lines will be sd for at regular advertising rates, dees of a personal or private character, led to promote any private enterprise erost, will be charged as other silver- into. rertuers are requested to hand.in llieir i os early in the week as possible, i above terms will be strictly adhered in the buussn body. ' - Symptoms of Worms. Alternate paleness and flushing of countenance, a dull expression of the eyes, drowsiness/ itching of tho ,nose. a swelled upper llpr.toflgue whitcly furred and thickly speckled with fedspofa, fetid breath and enlarged belly, a paitial or general swelling or pufliness Of the skin, a starting in the sleep, and- grijiding of Uie teeth, a sensation as if hometbing we; c lodged.-, in th‘: throat, a gradual- wasting of the flesh, sickncer. of the stomach, vom- :jt:ngV a short dxy-cough, appetite sometimes vora cious, at other times feeble, an unnatural craving for diit, chalk or ciay, bowels sometimes costive, at other times loose, great fretfulnesa and irrita bility cf temper, pains in tbe stomach and bowels, cclic, fits, convulsion:! end palsy. For directions see top of the box. It would be Georgia, I know hot if the dark or bright Shall be my lot; If that wherein my hope delight Be best or not It may be mine to drag for years Toil’s heavy chain; Or day and night my meat be tears, On bed of pain. Dear faces may snrroand my hearth With smiles and glee; Or I may dwell alone, and mirth Be strange to me. My. barqne is wafted to the strand By breath divine; And on the helm there rests a hand Other than mine. janl9-6m Bet aside a liberal percentage for adver- ,. Jleep yourself unceasingly before rnblic; and it matters not what business are engaged in, for, if intelligently and striously pursued, a fortune will be the 5.”—Hunt's Merchants’ Magazine. Liter I began to advertise lay Ironware y, business increased witli am iziug ra- y. For ten years past I have spent 000 yearly, to keep my superior ware; re the public. Had I been timid in ad- sing, I should never have passes^ed my ine of 4350,000.”—MeLvOd Dellou, iingluun. Advertising, like Midas’ hnteii, turns y thing to gold. By it your daring men r millions to their coders.”—Stuart First-class Pictures of France, Carl the Bald, an ambitions man, thought it would be a good. time to seize the Bhine lands for his own. So he raised an army, and marched into the new territory, and, for awhile, had things all his own way. The kings of the neighboring countries were too much occupied, to attend to him. Bnt scarcely a year passed before a great German army, came over the Ehine, lad on by king ’ Lndwig, and completely defeated the king of France, obliging him, ;br the terms of the psr.co of 870, to give -back Alsace and Lor raine to Germany, precisely as Bis- mark an :1 King Wiliam mean to make the French do now, before they get throngh with them. Since 176?, the Germans have felt sore to think that these provinces (a great propor tion of whose inhabitants speak their language) did not belong to their kingdom, and now they intend to have them. The two grand struggles of HOME-MADE FERTILIZER TONIC LIVER BITTERS. It 5h net a wluuky drink, but is a compound of vegetable tonics with piifo'Kt.iuulant, and ia rcc- oimncnrted in all ea.~cs where a tonic ::ud gentle laxative Is needed. In dyspepsia, iudigni-tion. de- bilitr, languor, hca4-aehe and costive ness, tliese bitters a e Gspeciaijy commoailc-d; Ah a preventive of chills and lever, it will be found to be a valua ble medicine,.by gently bllr.minting the l ! ver aud assisting nature to throw off miasma. Take one, two or three doses a day—jm t enough to produce a full, healthy a*it«on vu the bowels. If you have cause to use bittern of any kind, thinks what you wu.4. Preload. o:.iy by- t xi' ttt'-V's' i. nn One who has known in storms to.sail I have on board; Above the raging of the gale IhearmyLord. He holds me when the tallows smite, I shall not fall; If sharp, ’tis short; if long, 'tis light; He tempers all.’ Safe to the land—safe to the land, The end is this; And then with him go hand in hand, Far into bliss. jyhat audacity is to love and boldness nr, the skillful use of priiiier's ink is to ess in business. ”—Heniy V< - ,:rd Beecher. The nowsiiapcrs made Fisk."—James. A. J. BIDDLE, the well known proprie tor of Biddle’s 'Photographic Temple, Ma con, Ga.,-—the same Biddle who photo graphed for the Army of Tennessee, under “Old Joe,” respectfully informs the citizens of Houston county that he will establish a branch Gallery in Perry, on January 15th, 1870. Havihg.giVen the picture business his undivided Attention for many yearSi he does not hesitate to claim that Dawsox, Geohoia,. December 6th, 1S70. Messss. Jj. W. HUNT & CO., Macosk Gsn-is;—Your favor of the 1st is at hand. In answer, I will sny that my Home- Made Fertilizer produced as well as either of the others used, (the Etiwan aijd-Chesa>' poaka) They were all iised alike—planted the same day, in Ihe saine field, and cnltiva- Wd alike—: 11 distributed''.from thiisamo machine, with Ihe same gunge. Tu the qnring ami curly summer X decided . tn favor of the Chesapeake,. but later in'the ser-spn the Home-Made caught up with it, and! am uotsure butcscelled it in fruit-prodneing. The coming season I shall use no other except such I eompound myselt I also com pounded a ton for Mr. John Moreland, of this county, and enclose liis certificate of the result. Yours respectfully, C. A. CHEATHAM, ■Without the aid of ady• v’lscu.'.jn's.T ll have done nothing , in my r-pecniu- is. 1 have the Thost complete faith; in Iters ink. Advertising is the royal r a.: rusiness."—P. T. 13..mam. HIS PICTURES CANNOT BE EX CELLED There comes to us from a Danish ‘paper a most curioua story. Believ ing as much or as little of it as we may, the story is worth reading. The paper asserts that a scientific gentlemen has succeeded in fabricating a man—not a “steam man,” nor a man who goes by clock -work or springs, but a veritable man—whose flesh is such asis com mon to the genus homo, whose bones are filled with true marrow; who, if he does not'think, talks as if lie did.; whose hair and nails grow; who breathes, lives, moves, and has' his be ing, and in all particulars is. such as he wonld have been, had Be been turned out in nature’s workshop, and not in that of Orin Yasta. - The way in which the monster was constructed is peculiar- He was not made of wood or iron, but of- various pieces of dead-human, bodies, careful ly selected, preserved,*- prepared, and adjusted to each other in such a way that after the head was pttt on the shoulders, and the two ipieces of the spinal column joined ,at the neck, in an instant the nervons machinery acted, the heart palpitated, the Inngafinhalpd and exhaled stir, the eyes opened, col or came into toe .hitherto livid face, and all toe.proeesses of life began; toe theory of this being that, ns no two bodies are ever in natural contact, toe molecules of man’s body. are not. Yi< tal processes. ;do not; therefore .'need actual contact of particles in which they appear; there is, therefore,' no !"deal«?s iila IRE MEDiCINES; By any in the State Every description of Picture known to the profession taken in the highest style of the art. Bemember the time; he will open his gallery on the 15th of next January. Let all avail themselves of this opportunity to get good pictures; no inferior work goes out from Biddle’s Gal lery, ' dec 28—tf CiiictvKAWHATCHiE, December Gth, 1870. Da. C. A. Cheatham—Dear Sir: In answer to your inquiry “How did my Home- Made Fertilizer do ?” I will say, “ft did first-rate.” 1 consider it as good as a majority oi tile commercial fertilizers, anil not half so expensive. The next season I shall use none but the Home-made, it' you can furnish me with the chemicals tO'make it lours truly, JOHN MORELAND. OHS PARAGRAPHS. A man much addicted to drinking, being extremely ill with a fever, a c-on- sriltatipn-wfis held by his physicians how to- cute the fever and abate the .thirst. “Genttemen,” said he, “I will take half toe trouble off your hands; you cure, the - fever, andlwill abate toe thirst ” - \ A strict temperance man whose wife -had fallen down in a-fit, asked the doc tor in slow and measured tones, if, on hm conscience as a Christian physician "it wohM be at alTcnlpable, when A lady felTdown in a'fit, toput a little brandy to her ln;fr. r “The deuce take your doubts;” said the doctor in a rage; “in _ - „c v. Iri aplearaut, Bale and effective luedicinc in coughs, colitn, Hurc'.iL-A oi* tne tlrrouj. aitU grtuxciiittfi, . livery cane of conKUiniI : o;i cummcuccH vrlfiii , coa^ii exo-.to;! li-.au Lie iiaving taL«.i j colli. Tut* tlistH-.td oi lVJ a;r arc iff giea* : intci*cbt ti> every mteiiigeut oumg. Tlie delicalo organization of tiie lungs, tu.oir counlant 'activity, and tteir ueniji expo.V'^i to .villa, t of aa*.of fiuoii ditferont temiieialuie, and v. U.ca contains various irritating nxi‘.Horn enriiiauded iu it. ivudtr taciu cjpoo.aliy A.ablc yo -u.rcikioa, auu Giohc of mutt se- rious chataoter. Foe those dliraaea Yrt* offer Prof. XxOiuVs Ck»ugli Iffixturc ;ia a Ttnuetly. If you .-aicit a ooiii, do not wait to let it get a hoid, but rake the runicdy atoaco. To allow tiio - or tiinavion in . which this mctlicinp is held, we ao^end a lew ecrtlh.-^tos ; It Clave iiealy arid Entire Belief. Nearly four years ago, when truITeciiig from a se vere cough. I >.-aj indued by Jlr.Xoud to try his Cough - yyi-nii. It 'gave' such rcxdy a hd entire re lief that i hiie great pleasure in revonuumiding it to mich as may no in a similar-ecuiLtion of suiier» mg. ’ K. ^Vk vrAimxi;. Macon, Jan, 22, ISTOi SRBCS, (NTS, OILS &C Vvhy cannot every intelligent firmer organize a guana company on 1ns own farm, he and his laborers faking all the stock? There is no plantation - in the country that does not aflofd ample, aud the richest material to'be:Ui:ed aa a basis. The chemicals necessary to utilize its lnatenal are weB known and esm bo obtained-in abimA-mce. The enterprise and energy of.a'few practical men have, the past sesison, proven that as good or better torn or cotton can he made from the Home-Made Fertilizer, as may be yielded by any of tl>s nostrums sold at such.extravagant jirices. . Exjieriencc shows that where jot manure or other rich deposits can be obtained, it answers a better purpose tliiin. ujy swiiuixj eiulh. In that cake, eight (8) barrels of the lot manure should bo used wiik the quantity-of chemicals, bones, etc,, instead of five (5)barrels of chy muck.- This impu-oves the quality, imd lessens the price of the fetili- zor, by increasing the weight. Some havendded pure Peruvian Guano to the compound in the proportion of 150 to 200 pounds, but five or six bushels of cotton seed have been found to be of eqiial service as the Peruvian; and much cheaper. In all cases the jotisa and Plaster of Palls should first be well mixed with the Lot Manure or rich earth, and then, tjie barrel of mixed chemicals disSolved-ln a. little water, and thoroughly incorpo rated. The chemicals, Bone;, Phister of Paris, etc., sold by us we guarantee to be of the very best quality. We call parficolar attention to our preparation of Bones, as it is Bone dissolved in Sulphuric Acid, .and dried with Bone CliarcoaL As there will be an acUve demand for these eheihicds, parties who wish a supply should send in their or ders early. L. W. HUNT & CO.. Druggists. Handsomest Stocks A learned writer says of books:— Tiiey are maslers who instruct ns with- ont rods or ferules, without” .wood or anger, witliontbreador money. If you approach toem they are not asleep;-if you seek toem they do not hide^if yon blunder - they do not scolds if you are ignorant they. do. not langh at you- MIX & KISTLAND, pur Patrons, To Dealers,, anfi ibp the • General Public, Afforded Immediate Relief. * * -3LL\cc>*. Ga*. January 5* 1870 Messrs. L.W.HUKT& CO.: . . Gsi>ts;—‘Uuderstamllng tLat you Lave engaged in tha intitiuiaeture of F. La>iu1’s Cougii Syrup, it affords me -pleasure to bear testLmouy to its mer it. -I was.suffering from a very troublesome cough when Mr. Loud presented me \c;lh a battle Qf Ms Syrup^ the usq of which afforded me mimediate relief. My'mother used a small portion leit by nic, \vith similar benelieial results.. * Respectfully, yours, J. C. Cited. A French lady, on her arrival in tliis country, was carefnl to eat only such ■ ditoes as she was acquainted with, and bang, on one occasion, asked to viar- take of a dish, new to her, she polite ly replied, “No, I ffiank yptt, I eht'omi ly my acquaintances.” She thought she had expressed herself, in a3bmnblc English. ^ 'E feel that we cannot do a better nerjdce than rto raise a voice of W u-uiiig .a^aiiibt tie indie-; inate use of intent Medicines, •whose namois tLegion, a large major.ty ol* .vmich are put up- ie-market by ignorant quacks, who do not ac- y know anything of medicine- Many ol* these Sled remedies are of no-value whatever, and fare Tory dangerous, beiiig recommended l*dr Ues which they invariably aggravate, thus in- Ingthc suffering and often producing lasting- Ulity or shortening tho life of the individual, [druggists and dealers,-we a.-ucompelled to ind sell these nostrums, whicfcOve do for just [they are. As a protection to the people from I imposition, land from the suffering that is I entailed on them bythe use of the class, of turns above mentioned, wo have*prepared and “ them a few strictly Pure Family MedicirAC&. formulas for these^medicines are all published & will be seen they are all articles -of merit ons who juke medicine without the' advice of pidan would do well to'give,these the prefer- Kbecanse they are good and- purepaad are who hsye liad long ycans of | AHD PIHDINGS, MACON, GEOBGIA. No. 3, Cotton Aveiiue, MACON, GA. Dr.'J, C. GILBERT, Agent at Perry. ; Gen. 0. D. ANDERSON,-Agent at Fort-Valley. -N. T. JOHNSON, Agent at Marshallville. From Mayor G. S. Obcsr. Micdx, Ga., Feteuaiyl, 1870. Messrs. L, W- HURT K CO.: - Gents:—Mr. P. Loud fcavfag referred-yoix £o ine relative to. the meilts irf-his tjoagh. Syrup, X Jake pleasure lii stating thatwlien suffering from a very severe cold ted distressing cough, which destroyed my rest Mr.-Loud noticed'mv cough ted presents Inside of Paris. Some idea of the condition of toe people ■ who are tout up in Paris/may- be ltad from a Tribune telegram wliieli says:' “Coal cannot be bought, as.it has all been used for casting cannon, andiby the railways and niQIs. Wood is nearly gone; toe trees of toe Bois Boulogne and tbe Boulevards are now being cut. Children are. dying for toe want of milk- The total number of deaths for each of toe last two weeks was 2,700.- Bread is plentifnl; it is not rationed, and: is expected to last to toe end of February.” - . . . ' ~~' and if. by. compression to^r .can. be- forced to within toe saine distances from each other which they have in life, life most ensne when, by connect ing toe spinal column with toe brain transmission of nerve force becomes possible. t ■ After tweniy years jwssed in iitoer- to fruitless experiments, it maybe be lieved that ; ;Orin'Yasta was excited when, all things prepared for toe call ing into being a monster, he proceeded with the eeperimentum a'ucis of joining toe brain andtoe spinal marrow. ' T-e say toat hewas apalledby what he instantly saw is not to say an incredi ble thing, and, in very fright, he Jell to toe floor, wherenponthe newly crea ted bong did toesame thing; but when Oriri arose; his creature lay still, for the very simple reason that it is very easy to fall but not to rise again till one has found out how to do so. But the fab ricator helped his newly made friend to rise, and seated him in a chair, where-; npon all sorts of emotions were ex-! pressed in the man’s face at what most have seemed to -him a strange doubling and cracking of himself, but, in reality, as he afterwards explained, he had no sneb thought at all, but j was merely a curious machine in which-emotions were c-xpre'sed it: the} face because of reflex action of the ner vous system. This is a curious point, j for during all the time which intervened! THOMAS J. GATES GOOD THINGS FOE EVERYBODY! PERRY, GEORGIA, TO DEALERS. :OjVfPOUND EXTRACT MABSHALLYILLE, GA., The ditfhbexce.—Jones was travel ing with his wife, and (for a freak) was so gallant in his behavior, that madam grew uneasy and remonstrated against big attentions as too marked for public observation.- . “The d 1!” said Jones, “we’re married, I suppose.” “Yes,” said the lady, “but judging from your deportment, folks will think we are not.” “Veil, what of it?” said Jones. “Why not much certainly, for yon,” said toe careful dame, ‘(yon are a man; bat we women have onr characters to look after. ” Jones was shocked into propriety for toe rest of the journey. SARSAPARILLA CLOTHING. EI*ZiOW 33 €>'C?3S and Scrofulous Diseases. Skin Dis- i Eruptions, Pimply Pustules. Blotches, , Erysipelas, Tetter, SoOd-liaS^ang-ttomi. “•Sr Sjrts ' DDBIFHSG THE BLOOD, BOO Naik, Drugs, Patent Medicines, r better health, and live ltegiTor lood. Keep the blood healthy and ail is v.-e£ ' with this pabulum of life disardered, thSn >eno lasting hcaltli. Sooner.or lau-r soni“- j must go wrong, and the machinery of life is rdered or overUirown. Tkit? medicine is as ilesa os it is effectual—a fact of. ira^^ 0 im- mce to those who take it, for mail}* of. the al- ives in market have mercury^or arsenic as basis, and often entail a countless train of upon their victims, even worse than the orig- disease. This medicine is x- concentrated a Extract of Sarsaparilla, Yellow Dock and ? 8 three (3) grains of purified le or Potassium to each dose, and i3-by fair >est and cheapest alterative ever offered to the nc4 ° People, Prepared only bv L. W. HUNT k €dl, “Warm day, Jones, warm day,’’said Smith, as they met lately. “Yes, it is,” said Jones, “ it is some warm if not summer.”