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F. R. FILDES, Editor.
VOL. VIII.
PROFKSSION .Vl^.
DU. E. A. JELKS,
Practicing P ny s i c ian,
QUITIMtACT GA.
Office : Brick building adjoining store ot
Messrs. Briggs, Jelks & Cos., Screven street.
January 31, 1873. 5-tt
_ JAMES H. HUNTER^
anb Counsellor at fain,
QUITMAN, CA.
fgf OmCK, IN THE Coi'KT llOCSK.'®^
March 17, 1871.
W. B. Bennkt S. T. Ki.nosbkiikt
BENNET X KISGSBEUY,
ATTORUF.YS AT LAW,
Q-1 man. Brooks County, Georgia.
February 7. 1873 0
J. C. GALLAIIER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
QUITMAN , QA.
“TXT IT J. practice in the Superior Courts in all
\V the Counties of tlte Southern Circuit: in
the Supreme Court of Georgia, and in the Dls
trict Court of the United* States, at Savannah
And in special cases, in the Counties of Madison
and Jefferson, Florida.
£PfT Office : Mclntosh House. 37-3 m
EDWARD K HARDEN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
QUITMAN,.GEORGIA,
Office, In'tbc Court House, second floor
May ‘26, 1872. ' It
DENTISTRY.
Dh D. L.‘ RICKS,
HAVING recently \' y- r .
attended a thor- v\V.M A/?’
ough Course of Lee- \ i -»
tines and graduated
Dental College, has
retu. ned to Quit man, V,; AX 7
and reopened bis of- -Iw'V /Jr
fice. -ijw-
Tbankful so friends
and patrons for past favors, he will be pleased
to serve them in future. Good work and mod
erate charges.
March 14, IBJ3. 11-foo
Dk J. S. N.SNOW,
0 EN.TI.ST,
QUITMAN GEORGIA
T> E.NPBOTFCU.Y solicits
It: patronage of the Citizens of
lirooks county*, and will endeavor. r J -4_U_l_l_LT
by faithfully executing all work entrusted to
him, to merit their C 1 nfldence.
Charges moderate, and work guaranteed.
up stairs, overJ. Tillman’s store.
March 21, 187:!. 4’> ly
Miscellaneous.
QUITMAN DRUj STORE,
McCALL&GROOVER,
JDr.AI.KKS IN _
Drims. Medicines,
Paints, Oils, 'if*"
VARNISHES, Dye Stuff*, Wri
HR USB ES, Perfume- V,
ry, loilel Article s, do,
Notify the public that they will keep on hand
ccmplete and fresh stocks, and sell the same at a
reasonable profit.
This is Exclusively a Drug Store, and the en
tire attention of the junior member of the firm
wiil be given to the business.
We respectfully solicit the patronage of the
public.
Quitman, Feb. 2, J 873. ly
■DIt. M. O. WII.KIXBOV. n«- * . D. SMITH.
LARGE EBUB SISN,
WILKINSON & SMITH,
KEEP on hand a
Complete Stock */}cr\ -
_ot Fresh and Pure
MED m N.£S*
And many of the best y
cLntrJl-. oLiuMut-*
Also, White T.ead, Varnishes, Paints and Oils,
Soaps, Tobacco, Sugars, Toilet Articles, Ac.
AU of which will be sold on reasonable terms.
Prescriptions carefully compounded.
Quitman, Ga., Jan .21, 1873.
GUANOS.
PIXCENIX GUANO.
mum to M4SIPILATED
tit:•».
The celebrated guanos imported and prepared
bv Wilcox, Gibbs A Cos , .Savannah, Ga., and
rharleston. S C., arc for sale for cash, or on
credit on accommodating terms, payable in cOt
toa, by J. U. FINCH, Agent,
’ Quitman, Georgia.
Special attention is called to the use of the
Phtrnix Guano composted with Cotton Seed.
Send or apply as above for circulars, gti mg IP*
timooials from planters, prices, terms, Ac. jo ot
Tottoii Din Repairs.
THE undersigned is’prepared to repair anu
nlace id good order Cotton Giui. Saws
sharpened and Brushes Ailed, so a., to make
them as good as wlieu uew. U ill visit any por
tiou of the country, w hen notthed that se. vice,
are needed. J. i. IALMLR.
July -0, 187-
(The Qofwm Banner.
Nodical
-4 A ASS WEE TO A QUESTION.
Do you ever *ish in your lonely hour,
That you were a mau with a man's great powers,
That you could hew with a brawny arm.
That you could speak with a Grattan’s charm,
That you could be in the Nation’s realm
A Caisar ruling his fellow-men ?
Do yOu never long to be strong and great?-
Or are you content with your womau’s fate?
In my darkest moments of deep distress.
I have never wished myself more nor less;
I have never pined for adman's strong power,
Or imploied my God for a richer dower—
Than the tender be-art of a woman true,
The impulse to wish aud the will to do
Sweet of mercy and lovely grace,
That “make sunshine in a shady place.”
I have home, where i»y charities have full play,
To expand, like a rose in the light of the day;
I’ve the world where the poor and the sad a
bound,
I can pour my balm in the aching wound;
What more have you? from my platform high
My woman's weak bunds can touch the sky,
Can yours do more? though you plan and plot,
My friend, what are you that I am not?
Two niches there are in the world's great wall,
We can fill them, and that is all;
Man's stature stands with a taller height,
But womau's gleams with a purer white;
What if her size is somewhat low,
What if she make a lesser show,
She fills her niche, man fills his. friend;
Now, w hat is the difference in the end?
I thank God that in gracious mood
He gave me the crown ot my womanhood;
That he fenced me in vlth a woman’s state,
That he gave me all of a woman's fate;
Her tears to shed and her woes to feel,
Her heart as true as the truest steel;
And, if to mv feet narrow paths are given,
I know that I’ll easier reach yon heaven.
(From Ballou’s Magazine.)
MY ALLIGATOR.
BY N..P. DARUXG.
I suppose I am the most eccentric man
in the whole towu of Nabsegum. My
neighbors say so, at least, anti I accept
it as a fact. “It is rather odd for a man
to fill his house with stuffed monkeys,
lions, tigers, beats, snakes, and all kinds
of beasts, b rds aud reptiles, now isn’t
it?
Well, that is just what Uve done, and
I keep doing it. I have quite a museum,
I assure you; and I am adding to it ev
ery day.
lVrhaps it is needless to inform you
that I am a bachelor, as you have guess
ed that already. No married man would
be allowed to keep an African lion, a
royal Bengal tiger, a boa-constrictor, a
dozen monkeys aud an immense alliga
tor in his drawing-room. No, if a man
wants suclt company, be must remain
.ingle, although I assure yon, nta’am,
that it is not a love for suclt society that
has kept me a bachelor. On the con
trary, it was from fear of being bamboo
zled into matrimony by a certain terri
ble female of my acquaintance, who got
into a very bad habit of calling upon me
eight tiroes per week, that I purchased
the first of my collection, a splendid
great rbinocens, and set him up iu the
liont ball.
The rhinoceros did excellently well for
a lew days; hut Mrs. Maneater, finding
the frontdoor guarded, pounced upon
me through the back door. Then I
bought me a handsome stuffed lion and
set him op in the kitchen, and for a week
that terrible female was kept at hay, hut
at last she gathered courage to face the
rhinoceros, and once more I fooud myself
in her power.
I went on adding to my collection. I
bought the most fer. cioas looking ani
mals l could find, and filled every room
in the house with them, bnt without
avail; Mrs. Maneater was determined
not to be frightened again, and I found
myself completely in her power, from
the fact, my dear sir, that it has always
been aud probably always will be im
possible for me to say no to a woman.
Mrs. Maneater is my next door neigh
bor. She owns the house in which she
lives, and it is a very handsome house,
too, and Mrs. Maneater is a yery hand
some woman.
“Beauty’s brightest colors
Have decked her out in all the hues of heaven;”
aud she'B young, too—not over thirty,
and as I am forty, trod rather goo#look
ing and quite wealthy, it isn’t at all
singular that Mrß. Maneater should have
selected roe for her next victim.
I have been acquainted with Mrs. Man
eater now about fourtecu months. The
first time I saw her I was delighted with
her, for she is a delightful woman, and
ul though I am a bachelor of forty, I
haven’t remaineti single on account of
any particular dislike for the sex. 0
no! I admire the sex, and I came very
near falling in love with Mrs. Maneater
at first sight.
Mrs. Maueater is a tall woman. Lon
gitudinally she suits me exactly. The
top of her bead reaches just to my eye -
brows.
Then ;there is a fullness about her
from that I rather like. Iler hair, too,
is just the color that pleases me—black
as a raven’s wing and exceedingly luxu
riant, while as to her eyes—well, if I
had had ’em made for me, they couldn’t
have saited roe better.
In tact, there’s only one bad -thing
about Mrs. Maneater. As you uevor
would guess what that one bad tbiug is,
I’m going to tell you. It is on account
*of this uqc thing that I call her a terri.
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QUITMAN, GEO., APRIL 10, 1873.
ble female. She is very beautiful, as I
have observed before, and I’m sure sbo
would make an excellent wife', but, alas!
1 she has one infernal bad habit, and I
shudder every time I think ot it. No
matter how good a husband she gets,
she’s sure to bury him within six mouths
after marriage !
She has Mono that thing now four
times in rapid succession. Yes nts’am,
this beautiful but terrible female has had
four husbands, and she put every one of
them in their little beds within six
months of their wedding clays. In the
Nahsegunt cemetery, ranged in a line,
are four beautiful tombstoues, and be
neath them lie the bones of Mrs. Man
eater’s four husbands.
Now, I like to see a woman enterpris
ing, and if she has a taste for marrying
a great deal, or rather, if she thinks it
is her mission to marry as many men as
she can in a certain number of years,
why, I'm sure I don’t want to stand in
the way of her mission; but I do object,
most decidedly, sir, to being a woman’s
filth husband
That’s the kind of a man I am, and I
don’t hesitate to say so right out; but I
couldn’t tell Mrs, Maueater so. I knew,
the fiist time I saw her, when I looked
down into her glorious eyes, that if she
Blntold say to me, in that winning way
of hers :
‘O Wellington, will you, will you, will
you, will you come to the bower?’ that 1
couldn’t say no, notwithstanding tbc
horror I have of being her fifth.
1 said to myself, 'Wellington Waggles,
if that woman finds out your weak point,
you’re a doomed man. Salt won’t save
yon. She has marked you for her own—
with the, figure five. Protect yourself if
yon can. Buy a dog; buy two dogs;
buy anything, no matter what, if you
have the least bopo that it will protect
you from that terrible female.’
‘Well, as the reader knows, I bought
a rhinoceros, a lion, a tiger, bears,
wolves, catamounts, snakes, etc,, but
alas! they couldn’t frighten Mrs. Man
eater. She had too many dead husbands
to be scared by a dead lion, even if it
was stuffed, and got up so as to look
most ferociously.
I was in despair; and as if so make
my misery more complete, Mrs Mancat
er made tne a present of a dozen very
fine handkerchiefs, and in otto corner of
each, instead of my initials, she hud
worked the figure five 1
’Great heavens!’ cried I, as my number
stared tpo in the face, ‘this is too terri
ble! This is perfectly awful! 0 , must
Ibe her fifth? Is there no escope from
this dread female?’ I erfed, wildly clasp- |
ing the form of my most ferocious look
ing stuffed lion, while his tail, slowly
wagging to and fro in the evening
breeze, seemed to answer, ‘None, none,
none!’ •
Whilo I was hugging my lion, and
bewailing my sad fate, the door-bell
rang.
•’TisSlteUl groaned, wildly tearing
the liou’s hair, and wiping nty eyes with
his tawny mane.
But I was agreeably disappointed.
The servant entered bearing a card,
‘John Jones, New York.’
‘Show him up,’said I.
A moment later Mr. J. Jones appeared
ye was a young man and rather hand
some. Perhaps you have noticed that
the Joneses ate handsome,- especially the
girls.
‘This is Mr. Woggies, I believe,’ said j
Jones, glancing around at the liou, tiger, j
bear, snakes and monkeys.
‘You can stake your money on that, I
Jones,’ I replied.
‘Wellington Woggies?’ I
‘The yery same, my dear Jones,’ I \
cried, grasping hie hand. ‘Glad to see j
you, old fellow. How is Tom Jones, and
Davy, and the rest of them?’
' ‘Tbey’ie all quite well, thank you, re
plied Jones.
‘And—well, you have called to—-’
‘Sell you an alligator. ’
' ‘Sell me what?’
'An alligator, Mr. Woggies.’
‘Jones,’ said I, ’ate you joking? Have
you come here to trifle with my feelings?
Because, Mr. Jones, you havq touched j
my weak spot. An alligator is just j
what my soul is yearning for. lam so ,
peculiarly situated, Jones, that nothing
but an alligator can save me from a j
fate worse than—O heavens, Jones, were
you ever a fifthV )
•I don’t know as I understand j
you Mr. Woggies,’ replied Jones. ‘All
I’ve got to say is this ; if you want to
boy an alligator, I’v ( got just tho rep
tile you want.’ •
’ls he alive, Jones?’
•Weil, no, bnt be’s just as good as a
live one.’ »
’How’s that? Will he ebaw up things?
Will he walk around, and whisk his tail
just like alive one?’
‘Exactly. That’s just what he will
do. Yon see, he’s fitted np inside with
machinery, and all you’ve got to do is lo:
wind him up with this ’ere key, aud he’ll |
l>e as lively as a cricket.’
•Jonas, name your price. That alli
gator is mine. Wheie is he?
‘There he is,’ answered Jones, Jraw
in'r me to the window, aud pointing to a
horse and wagon mat stood in front of
the house. Do you see that long hex in
the wagon?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well, the alligator is in that box.
Yoo bee, Mr. VVuggtea, I beard that
you were tuud of Kucti aud learu**
j \ug that you bad no alligator iu your
collection, why, I brought the 'reptile
right along, feeling sure that you’d
want ’im.
‘And I do want him, Jones, that is—
well, you warrant him to chaw?’
‘Yes, sir.’
‘Then I’ll take him. Bring the critter
io.’ Jones named the price, I agreed to
it, and then he went down to the wagon,
and, with the help of my man Sam, got
the box out on to the sidewalk, took off
the cover, wound up the machinery of the
reptile, and, my surprise and delight,
the monster walked out of the box, and,
with a sly Bwitoh ot his long tail, knock
ed Sam to tlm ground, and then quietly
walked up the steps, into the house, and
confronted me in the parlor with wide
open jaws.
‘Good heavens, Jones!’ I cried, 'the
dam thing is alive!’
‘He’s just as good, yes, better than a
live one,’ said Jones. ‘Don’t be afraid,
he won’t hurt you,’ as the huge monster
snapped his jaws right under my nose.
‘He’s just a little playful.’
‘I never heard of playful machinery
before said I.
‘And you never saw snch perfect ma
chinery before,’ returned Jones.
‘No, 1 suppose uot; but, dang if, can’t
you let bis machinery run down?’ 1 ask
ed; tor you see he kept suappiug at my
uose.
‘He’s wound up fur twenty-four hours,’
replied ‘but you can stop his jaw
by just touching this spring bole;’ and
he pressed one of the scales. ‘This
spriug, touching another scale, ‘makes
his tail wag.’
*1 should think so!' cried I, as the al
ligator’s tail swept round, and knocked
my stuffed lion half way across the
room,
‘This spring stops the wagging. This
spring makes him walk.’
‘Jones,’ said I, ‘will he swallow?’
‘Swallow?’ Jones looked up at me
inquiringly. ‘What do you want him
to swallow?’
‘O, nothing in particnlar.’said Ij'only
if he can swallow I should like to know
it.’
‘Why the machinery is in tho way,
you see,’ returned Jones. ‘He might
get some small things down his throat
thongh.’
‘You—yon don’t think ho conld diH
pose of—of a woman—a widow, for in
stance, do you, Joues ?'
1 thought the alligator snickered. As
for Junes, he stared at me aghast.
‘Why, Mr. Woggies, you wouldn’t—’
‘0 no, I wouldn’t let him, Mr. Jones.
I was just asking out for curiosity
Yon see, my next door neighbor is a
widow lady, and she calls to see mo
quite often, and it wonld be internal bad
—that is, for her—if the alligator should
take a notion to swallow her.’
‘Yes, hut he aint one of them kind of
alligators, you know.’
‘Well, T 'm glad to hear that ho is per
fectly gentle aDd kind; and no.w, Mr.
Jones, if you will just step into the next
room, I’ll pay you for the reptile.’
After having settled with Jones, I bade
him good-night and returned to my alli
gator, nnd began exercising him a little
in snapping hisjaws, wagging .his tail
and walking.
I found that I could work him firatrate
in everything except in the management
of his fail. 1 couldn’t get under
control. I touched the spring, and the
next moment found myself sprawling un
der the piano, while the tail kept sweep
ing around, knocking over chairs, tables,
aud my Bluffed animals—O, how the
monkeys flew! aud smashing my china
vases, and tho ornaments on the mautel,
and working destruction generally to j
everything within reach of its terrible j
sweep.
‘By George ! I wish Mrs. Manestev
would pop in now. It’s rr.y opinion
she’d look fuitker for number five.’
‘O, you do!’
•Where the deuce did that voice come
from?’ I asked, peering around the room.
The alligator snapped his jaws.
'Hold on, Mr. Alligator, I didn’t touch
that spring 1’ I cried.
The alligator winked one oye aud then
started for me.
‘Egad! he is alive!’ I yelled, rolling
mytolf in a heap under the piano.
‘Como out o’ that,’ growled the alliga
tor, poking bis huge jaws under the pi
ano.’and snapping at my leg.
O horrors! alive and talking?’
‘Yes, I do feel rather lively,’ replied
the alligator, wiggling his tail facetious
ly.
‘Now I will believe that there are uni
corns,’ I groaned. ‘A talking alligator!
and in the samo room witl me, with no
hope of escape. O, this is worse than
being number fine /’
‘Do you think so now ?’ with a hoarse
laugh.
‘O, spare me, Mr. Alligator I
•Not if I know myself, Mr. Woggies.
I haven’t bal anything to eat for three
days, and I am decidedly hungry.’
•But, dangnation, my dear Mr. Alliga
-1 tor, if all you want is something to eat,
just step down to the dining-room, with
! me, and I’ll order the cook to prepare a
supper for you fit for an alderman,
i ‘O, don’t trouble yourself, Mr. Wog
gies. I prefer my vittles raw,’ returned
the alligator, with an affectionaft; glance
' at ray fat legs.
‘O, Got in Himmell would you cat
me?’
*0 wont 1?’ laughed the alligator.
This was terrible. I don’t think the
reader appreciates how terrible. Only
think of roe, curled up under the piano,
with au immense alligator snapping tii»
huge jaws in my face, and declaring in
i the English latigonge (which made it fur
more terrible) that he was going to mane
a supper of me. 0, it was awful. I
trembled so as to fairly shake the house,
while the cold peispiratiou stood out iu
drops like frog’s eyes all over me.
‘Do you know,’ said I, looking sternly
at the jilligatpr, ‘that this is unlawful ?
Do you know that it is a criminal offence
to eat a man? Don’t you know that you
will be hanged for it?’
The alligator laughed. I must be con
victed first, and to do that, I must be
tried by a jury of my peers—that is
twelve alligators, and do you think they
would bring me in gnilty? Not much.
They might bring in a verdict of insani
ty, but 1 would not care a vvbisk of my
tail abont that.’
‘Did you ever study lay*'?’ I asked.
‘No, but I’ve eaten a judge four
lawyers. ’
‘And I’m to be your next victim?’
‘Well, it looks like it now,’ returned
the saurian,‘but still I’ll let you off on
conditions.’
‘Name them!’ 1 yelled; ‘name then)!’
The alligator was humming ‘Hear me
Norma,’ and beating time with his tail.
‘O, don’t yell so, Woggies 1 You’ve put.
me all out of tune. What a very excit
able fellow you arc!’
‘The conditions! the conditions!’
‘Still harping on my daughter. By
tho way, Wogg, did you ever see Nod
Booth in llatnlot?’
‘Confound Hamlet! Name your con
ditions!’ I cried.
'Well, in Ihe first place,’ said the alli
gator, snapping at a fly, 'I must ask you
a question. Do you believe in the trans
migration of souls’’
‘No, by thunder! I don’t swallow
that doctrine.’
•Well, you must swallow it. If you
don’t I’ll swallow you.’ And he opened
his jaws-to the wiliest extent.
‘O spare me! I believe! I’m convinc
ed!’ I cried, in terror.
‘Very good, Mr. Woggies. Then you
believe that when I was on tho earth
before, and wore whiskers (I don’t mean
this kind of whiskers),’ lashing his tail,
‘I bore the name of Jim Longdou?'
‘Did you, though?’
‘’Pon honor, Woggies.’
‘Egad!’ said I, ‘Jim this is getting in
teresting.’
‘And it’s going to be more so, Wog
gies. Now, perhaps you know a cer
tain Mrs. Maneater?’
'Know her? Alasl I know her but 100
well. She’s a terrible female.’
•Well, that isn’t so singular, consider
ing I’m her grandfather.’
‘Her what ?’
‘Her grandfather, my dear Woggies,’
repeated the alligator, with a smile.
•Hal’
‘And now for the conditions.’
‘0 spare me, Mr. Alligator—my dear
Jim—'
‘Why, that’s what I’m going to do,’
interrupted tho saurian. ‘l’m going to
spare you, provided you solemnly swear
to marry my granddaughter Mrs. Man
eater within twenty-four hours.’
Now, I don’t know what my reader
may think, but for my part, the moment
tho alligator declared bis relationship to.
Mrs. Maneater I began to be suspicious.
‘Now 1 think ot it,’ I muttered, ‘that
voice sounds very familliar. I’m very
sore I’ve heard that voico before. It’s a
woman’s voice. It’s—’
‘Swear,’ growled the alligator.
‘He’s quiet now,’ thought I. ‘0 te j
spring and I am safe.’
‘Swear to many her, Woggies.’
‘Not if I kuow myself, Jim,’ I cried,
starting up and jumping clear over the j
alligator, tail and all. Then rushing
through the doorway, I closed the door j
behind me, and locking it, eurveyed my |
alligator through the keyhole.
‘Foiled 1’ muttered tho saurian, lash
ing his tail in a rage.
After awhile he quieted down a little.
Then I noticed that he was suflering with
some internal difficulty. IDs groans al
most melted my fieart. At !a“t with a
wail more terrible than all the rest, he
lashed bis tail three times, and rolling
over on to his back, cried, in a voice that
I knew bnt too well, 'l’ve broken the
key, and Can’t get oot 1 I’oa lost, list!
I never shali get my fifth!'
I went to bed then, and went to sleep
with a smile upon my countenance, and
awoko next morning wearing a broad
grin. »
After dressing myself, T went down
and took a peep at my alligator through
the keyhole. Fiuding him quiet, I did
not venture to molest him thou, but Went
down to breakfast.
Upon taking up the morning paper, I
found there had been a railroad aouideut
the night before, aud among the list of
killed 1 found the uame of John Jones,
of New York.
I was quietly sipping my cofl-e, when
my housekeeper rushed in, crying, ‘0
Mr. Woggies, have you beard the terri
ble news?’
‘About the railroad disaster?’
‘No, Mrs Maneater —she's missing I
They’re going to drag the river for Iter.'
‘What, do they think she’s committed
suicide?
‘Yes, or that she's becu murdered.'
‘Horrible !’
The housekeeper went off moaning.
Then I took a cup of coff e and a cou
ple of muffins aud woot up to the draw
ing room.
‘Jim,’ said I, speaking through the
keyhole,‘would you like a muffin?’
‘0 yes,’ m a very faiul voice.
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‘Will you be quiet if I coilfe iu?’
' Ves ’.
I opened the door, and going Up to the
alligator, who made no hostile demon
strations, passed the muffins and the cup
of coffee down his throat
‘Thank you, Mr. Wogglee,’ in a Tory
soft voice.
‘Do you know, dim,’ said I, 'that your
granddaughter Mrs. Maueater is miss
ing?’
Jim didn’t answer;
‘Furthermore, Mr. John Jones, the only
man, whom I suspect that knew any
thing about her'disappearance, was kill.
| cd Inst night.’
i The alligator groaned and threw up
tbo coffee cup.
1 ‘Now, Jim,’ I continued, ‘if yott know
I anything about Mrs. Maueatere whers
i abouts, and will tell die* and further
more, if you'll ask my patdon for fright
en# g me so last night, and will give up
all designs you may have had for mak
ing me your granddaughter’s fifth. I’ll
send you back to your native swamp.’
‘Never!’ yelled the alligator.
‘Very well, then you remain with me.’
Aud he never has from that day to
this. He dosen’t talk a great deal, and
is genet ally pretty quiet. His appetite
is poor for ati alligator, aud he persists iu
having his meat cooked. He is quite
fond of beef-steak, roast turkey, with
oyster snucp, and likes sugar and milk
in his tea. I’m qnite fond of him. I as
sure you, for he is really very intelligent
for an alligator. He is very mild and
gentle, and is exceedingly fond of com
pany, ulthough bo never talks to any
one but mo.
But it’s very singular, I think, dear
render, that Mrs. Maueater has never
been lieaid of since the night 1 bought
my alligator.
A Bullied SliciifTuntl a Bold Crimi
nal.
Tho people, of Maine nnd New Hamp
shire remember the exploits of Gen F.
Nutter, the Farmington forger, who less
than two years ago left for parts un
known, after which it was discovered
that ho had obtained many thousands of
dollars by means of forged tiotea that
were held by banks in Dover, Farming
ton, and 'Rochester, and by private capi
talists. A large reward was offered for
his arrest, and sometime during the last
weeks of 1812 his victims heard that
Nultcr was living in Florida. Accord
ingly Deputy Sheriff Guo. D. Savage, of
Alton, was sent to Florida to hunt up
MR Nutter nnd bring him back to lu'h
anxious fi tends in this Stare. Tire
Portsmouth Times relates that Mr. Sav
age, after finding Nutter was living qui
etly with his family, and was engaged
in tlm lumber trade, running a largo saw
mill and apparently doing a heavy busi
ness, in which he employed a large gang
of negroes, procured a requisition from
the Governor of Florida, and with a
posse of a half dozen proceeded to make
the arrest.
He found Mr. Nutter without much
difficulty, and being old acquaintances,
they shook hands oordia'ly. N utter joc
ularly said, “Well, George, I suppose
you have come for me.’’ ‘Yes,’ said Sav
age,‘that’s my business; you know what
my coming means.’ ‘Well,’says Niltter,
T suppose I shall have to go with yotf,
hut you must give me a few minutes to
arrange my affairs with my wife and
family, atid fix up my things a little. *
’Of course, ’ said Savage;'no objection to
that;’and Nutter proceeded to give or
ders about one thing and another, while
Savage watched him closely to see that
lie made no attempt to escape. But it
seems tli u t ho gave some orders
not understood by the Deputy Sheriff, for
suddenly there appeared upon tho scene
nearly a hundred negroes, armed with
pistols, guns and other murderous im
plements. Then Mr. Nutter u*»nm and
the attitude of master, and in a tone of
authority not to be misunderstood, noti
fied the Deputy Sheriff aud his posse that
he would give them just three minutes
to leave his premises. Ho also told hi*
i friend George’ riot to show his face a
gain iri that region if ho valued his life.
The officer did value it, aud has arrived
at homo without Nutter. .
A Plurlila Omuer GrotTi
A correspondent of the New York Sun
who has been down oti lodiau rivet 1 in
Florida, gives the following description
; of Duuiuiitt’s orange grove on that river:
Dumrnitt's grove has produced 000,000
otanges this season. He say* he will
I taiso a million next year. four
jyeais ago tho trees were nearly destroy
ed by insects, but they have fully reo.v
--! erud and look finer than ever. This
grove is celebrated throughout the State.
1 It is looked upon as a kind of Mecca by
! the orange producers of Florida. It
I ousts Capt. Dummitt not quite SIOOO a
year to keep his magnificent glove iu or
der. Six hundred thousand oranges at
i two cents a piece on the tree* would
give him a nett incotn,e of SII,OOO a year,
and one million oranges would give him
a nett income of $19,000. But a first-
I class grove, fully developed, ought to
; average 3000 oranges to the tree- Many
trees yield 5000, and one tree iu the old
| Baton grove, near is said to
have produced 10,000 oranges in one
year. Dnmmitt’s grove, iu the bands of
iu shrewd Yankee possessed of Duiu—
j mitt’s experience, would turn iu an iu
-1 come of $50,000 to SIO,OOO a year, pro
j v idr and the oranges could bo sold at tbe
I present ptieo.