The Thomaston herald. (Thomaston, Ga.) 1870-1878, February 18, 1871, Image 1
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wimunmng country. Muy be found dnrin-r tire day at
Hardaway’s rtore, at night at the former res*-
•ft of Charles VVilson. jan 14 ly
i' ItEDDtNG. Attorney at Low,
y • Barnesvil'e, Pike co, Ga. AVill practice in the
nies comprising the Flint Judicial Circuit, and
tewhere by special on tract Al business promptly
» ended to Ofhco in Elder's building, over Chamber’s
r '" Store. aug6- y
r-i<>MAS RE ALL. Attorn v at Law.
V Ttonaston, Ga. Will practice in the Flint Cir
" »nd elsewhere by special contract. aug27-ly
\\ LW E AVER. Attorney at Law.
* Thomaston, Ga. Will practice in all the
. , °f the Flint Circuit, and elsewhere by special
■ m '«- june2s-ly
T 1 * I IN 1. HALL, Attorney and Counsellor
, v ' ill practice In the counties composing
.’ ■ l l • ircnit. In the Supreme Court of iieorL'ia,
the District Court of the United States for the
_'em and Southern Districts of Georgia.
c ’ mß »ton, Ga., June 18th. 187"-ly.
TOSEPii u # SMITH. Attorney and
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8 sheets Atlnma, Ga. Will practice m'tie Su
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;-r f ° urt of the State, and the United States’Dis
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“Jr Utw, Covington, Georgia. Will attend regu
> aid Practice in the Superior Courts of the
y "t of Newton, llutts, Henry, Spalding Pike.
• inr oe. Upson. Morgan, DeKulb, Gwinnette and Jas
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James M. MATHEWS, Attorney at
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the Chattahoochee Circuit and elsewhere by
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U iLLlS & WILLIS, Attorneys at Law
k. Talbett.cn, Ga. Prompt attention given to
placed in our hands. declU-ly
HUBERT p. TRIPPE. Attorney at Law
* i k 0a Win practice in the State Courts
f IT . i7 United States’ District Court at Atlanta and
dec 0-ly
•}, A. HUNT, Attorney at Law. Barnes*
Ca Will practice in all the counties of
1 ‘’cult and Supreme Court of thu State.
UARION BETHUNE, Attorney at
Talboton, Ga. Will practice in all the
t ' 3e Chattahoochee Circuit, and Upson and
l) ; f !;0 iKKS will continue the practice
V ' le didno. Office at B. D. Hardaway’s Drug
dectß-ly
W T - HaNNAII. is pleased to
5* Pfacticft l * le c hiMns of Upson that he will continue
declß-ly
J WALKER. Attorney at Law
’State »nj' a * w i" practice in Circuit Courts o
3ia l^e United States District Courts.
I have moved up to
Cheney and Allen’s new build
in (I 40 *'Po-Dari i* en " a K®d in the practice es niedi-
Pik e,ne , if I at any time Persons wishing
jC'BUn, at rT'V'V* 11 office, can call on Messrs.
can . .® w ) 8 an d Sawyer’s and obtain infofma-
any message there, which will
DR. J. O. HURT.
! L 'Jhe systoms of Uver
■SIMMONS’Sr
The stomach lossos «« ~r J
ness. i>owela in goneral witi v* te an '’ *»ck
with lax. The head is troubled with Jlfn a ,n?
heavy'sensation considerable loss of ml and
panted with painful sensatum ” hlvTn??lw’ ”
Bometbing which ought t<> h ive b»on i est undone*
phoning .. f Otocm.
I, | tio, ' ? ; B °rae of the‘aWe
1/ I V K If J • other
1 11 8 .”ffr ,?*,•' hut
. mersm .vtft—wry.j" . IVer L generally the
Cure the Liver - !with**™™ *** '” san m ° !t involved. 1 "
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Liver
lv viJetableEml mEr']’,^ v 10 beßtr ' ict -
It has been ii9ed h v hundred ° n 2
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harmless r.r.-parallt,ns ever ..(r.-r-d t.i ?°* “".'1
REfiEITOR
| | IJH.ihcea, affections of the
5 B bladder, camp dysenterv
affections of the feidnev*
of th r V ? USn r’ C 1 h,, l 9 ’ diseaseß "< the '•kin. impnritV
of the blood, melancholy, or depression of spirits heart
burn, colic, or pains in the bowels, pain in the head
fever and ague, dropsy, boils, pain «n back and S'
esthma. erysipelas, female affections, and bdiousdis
eases generally. Prepared only by u Dl »ous dis-
J. 11. ZKIU\ & CO.,
The fop 1: ™? il . fTBS. Druggists, Macon, Oa.
. H ® fol.owing highly respectable persons can fully at
test to the virtues of this valuable medicine and to
whom we most respectfully refer: , • na to
<ien. W. S. Holt, President S. W. R R Comnanv
; T - Fvbler, Perry, Oa.; Col E. K Sparks, Albany’
Da. Oeoiged Lunsford, Fwq.. Conductor h. \y R R .
C Masterson. Esq, Sheriff Bibb county; J A. Putts’
i.a nbridge, Ga ; Dykes * Snarhawk, Editors Floridian
Tallahassee; Rev. J W. Burke. Macon, Oa; VirgU
Powers Esq Superintendent 8. IV. R. R ; Daniel Bui
dullard s Station. Mocon and Brunswick R ]{
Twiggs county, f?a; Grenville Wood, Wood’s Factory’
Macon, Ga; Rev. E F. Easterlinn, P. E Florida Con
feSy W °° ,ey ’ Kin^Ston ’ Editor
For sale hv John F Henry, New York, .Tno D Park
Cincinnati, Jno. * lemming, New Orlea. b, and all Drug
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THOMAS TON, GA., SATURDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 18, 1871.
J^OET^y.
'THID OI.D JUAT.
Trit mia must p*rt, uu l«o nay. we,
Though the parting sad will be.
Old hat.
Thon, my old and well-tried friend,
Canst no more my steps attend,
Or from harm my head defend,
Old bat.
We have, many and many a day.
Close companions, kept our way’;
O’d hat,—
Thon to me hast snrely been
Dearest hat these eyes have seen.
We have traveled long together.
Seen all kinds of wind and weather.
Old hat.
Lain and hall, and awful blows,
Sunshine, storm and driving snows,
All the changes nature knows,
All that.
Old h»t,
Yon and I have seen, and more,
Aou and I have seen, and more,
Aon and I have seen, and more,
Since the time when out of store,
I did wear thee, big with pride;
On my head thou, tipped, didst ride,
Hat of all the hats beside,
Old hat!
Now thy form Is screly battered,
And thy sides are sorely tattered,
And thy brim is sorely shattered,
Old hat;
And thou lookest all so dusty,
And thou sinellest all so musty
That I say, Farewell,
Old hat,
Fi»i e well.
yVIISCELLANEOUS.
Tkc Novel of tlie Agcs-An old Tale Ever
new,
Thnekery once said there tvas no’hing
new under and including the pun. King
Solomon made a similar remark. A novel
lately published illustrates the Raying, who
ever originated it. It is called by a variety
of names, and is familiar to every novel
reader.
The principal characters p.re our time
honored young friends, (diaries and Ange
lina, formerly Lubin and Chloe, once Cory
don arid Phillis, alias Romeo and Juliet,
and so on to the remotest antiquity.
Their principal speeches are as follows;
He—‘'Adorable creature 1 will you be
mine? I offer you my hand and heart, to
gether with superior inducements for ac
cepting the same, consisting of a brown
stone front, and unencumbered real estate,
and first class securities.”
She. —‘ Oljoct of ray affections! Your
terms are entirely satisfactory to me, and
no doubt will be equally so to my papa, to
whom I beg leave to refer you.” (Falling
into his arms )
There are plagiarisms more or less direct
from the same old story, published at any
time during the world’s history between
this and the invention of letteY*, which is
not dim to Professor Cadmus, by the way.
but to Arm-Ah-Kim 80, twenty thousand
years before his time. lie published the
first edition of the story in China, even then
a venerable tradition.
In the edition of 1,500 it appears as .fol
lows :
He.—“ Sweet lady! I prithee reward
with thy love thy lover true, who pledges
thee his hand and heart. Oertes, I offer
thee no unequal dower. These goodly
towers and these broad and mains shall call
thee mistress, and gold shall fill thy coffers.”
' She.—“My bosom’s lord, thy nobleness is
well deserving my poor live, and well I
trow wiJl win my sire’s consent. Good
faith, in heaven’s name seek him.” [Lets
down her back hair and sjooojjs.]
Similarly in A. D. 1,000, they courted
thus ;
Flee—“ Fayre Ladye, bend thyne eyne on
thy true knight and reward his devoir with
thv love. By’r Ladye ! hee layes at thy
feet guerdon meet for prize so high. My
castle's strengthe shall lid defiance to ye
Caitiff: toe. and gallant knights on yonder
bmade demesne lay lance in reste to winne
thy smylts, while churlish boors and mys
believings, Jew’s shall furnish theyre broad
pieces for thy largesse ”
Shee. —“Alack, Sir Knight, I yielde moo
true captive to thy wordes, succour or no
sueeou". My ranaome is thy dowrie riche.
Hie thee from my bouerre to ye Knight,
my sire, and bid him greet s he Sonne.”
swoons in the knight Jugs «r»w.]
And in like manner through the early
Saxon and ancient British iialects (which
would be more unintelligible than lovers’
speeches generally are) the Latin and Greek,
up to the original Chinese as aforesaid.
The Irish version is:
“Musba d.irlint, it’s lyin’ I am for ye
this blessed minnit, glory be to
shebang is lonely without ye, Judy, come
acus'hla, there’s an iliigant path of two dir
ty acres nr so, with praties and pigs galore
and maybe a pound or two in his riverance’s
hands, waitin’ to call you misthress.”
“Be aisy, Pat; ye’re the divil’s own boy
for blarney, God knows. Sure the ould
man’s bey ant, and when ye’re dacent and
sober vmi might ax him ”
The" Scotch version reads thus:
“Eh lassies! will ye tak me for your
ain doe? There’s nae luck aboot the till
ye bide in’t; and the bonnie farm and the
wee hit stiller is nae sic bad investment.”
“Hoot nwa, man ! dinna sash me wi
your speerin. I doot ye mean weel, sue
bide away mon, bide away ; the auld man’s
by, and ye may e’en settle the case wi’
him.” ~ *. .
The display of emotion is omitted by the
last two ladies, but their sentiments are the
same as the others, and the fortunes of the
ovntlemen not different. Charlie goes to
Parliament and Pat to the Common Council.
Sir Reginald is elected to the Round Table
and Romeo to the Council of Ten (or would
have been if he hadn’t poisoned himself), j
uhite Donald sits with the eiders in the
kirk, ami is as fat, respectable and uninter
esting as any of them.
The chapters from which the foregoing
specimens are taken wind up with these
words; “To be continued,” which is true
in every sense of the word. The rising
generation will please tako^ notice.
A Virginia girl es 16 has died of home
sickness at a Richmond boarding school.
S scellaneocn,
A Detroit man shot at his wife’s shadow
’he other night, thinking it a negro burg
(htc)lar, *'
Iheie is a bill before the Virginia
tore to change the came of the Sta’e to the
“Old D -cuiuit n.”
Toe church steps in an Illinois town are
, fined every night wi’h lockei-out drunk
ards, who g., there to sleep.
In Ch;c ign, bonnets are w >rn “h’gh, with
i a reel in die mainßopsail and a spanker
i of r the chignon.”
j . A society for the mppressbn of late s*ay
: 0 ”’ husbands has been organ : *ed in
j Boston.
“ Vp rmont. man sat down on a keg of
powd”’’ to take a “noon smoke.” They
found one button.
The hair of a prominent member of the
Cabinet it* said to be rapidly disappearing,
Ihe name of the woman is not given.
4 Michigan doctor dismissed his servant
; girl for sprinkling ashes on a Slippery place
j in front of h s residence to the detriment of
i business.
A confidirq Kansas City husband handed
his wife SIOO to buy herself a Christmas
present. Sht invested in a young clerk
and two railroad tickets.
An Ohio gentleman wants to cut the
strings of 15 (DO,OOO corsets, supposed to
be at present tontracting the chests of as
many citizens of the United States.
An Eng’ish menagerie keeper got his
license in a town where ho was at first re
fused by threatening to turn his “hanimals
huut loose.”
|J A vnurg man in \ incennes had to pass
Us on the roof of a neighbor’s house,
BHad in a shirt only, simply because the
neighbor came home unexpectedly.
A correspondent of a California paper
says there are oro in the newly dis
covered f-iiver mines of New Mexico which
stand up like a row of Broadway stores.
At Council Bluffs the conductors got the
names of ail passengers to California, which
are telegraphed to the Pacific coast and
published six days before the people arrive.
A compositor from the Advertiser office
at Norwich, Conn., recently walked from
Norwich to New London, thirteen miles, in
two hours and seven minutes. He was
probably in pursuit of a.“fat take.”
A Vermonter, calling himself Harrison
J. Gordon, swindled a Western farmer out
of S7OO, by tinting up the fleeces of some
sheep, and passing them off as a rare im
ported breed.
A lady in Fond du Lac, Wis., slipped on
the ice and broke her leg, and the first
remark she made after the accident was,
“f w mder if Harry will marry ine now !”
He did.
A Detroiter who took a flask of whisky
with him on a Rhooting trip, struck a race
track in the suburbs on his return, and
walked round it all night, wondering wbv
he didn’t get to town.
A Guernsey county schoolboy wrote the
following “composition” on trees : “There
are a great many kinds of trees, the apple,
peach, plum, cherry, and a great many
other kinds. I like cherry p(e best.”
A girl in lowa has recovered SIB,OOO in
a breach-of-promise suit. With all this
cohesive power of public plunder about her
clothes, there is no danger that .the nex r
fellow that c >mes along will fail to stick.
’ They say the fleas are bad in California,
and that ladies at balls carry a little ivory
tipped instrument called a “scrateher.”
No wonder everybody itches so to go to
California.
New York devours nearly a thousand
.barrels of eggs a day. Each barrel contains
eighty dozen or more —so that the actual
da ly consumption is not far from a million
eggs, and the cost to the coasumers about
SIO,OO 00 a year.
A bey at Indianapolis asked his father
for twenty shillings to enable him to take
his girl to a dance, but the father rtfused,
whereupon the boy took a pitchfork, pinned
the old man to the side of the barn, and
held him there until he shelled out.
The Second Adventists of New England
assure us that this tax ridden world of
ours is to be destroyed bv fire February
11th, 187 L. Dollars to buttons that hot
weather does not commence till later in the
season.
A stranger in Belfast, Me., spent much
time the other day in looking for his hint
pocketbook, and in the twilight hour found
it in his coat-tail pocket. He had followed
too literally st. Paul’s advice in “forgetting
those things which are behind.”
A jury at Terre Haute brought in a ver
dict that deceased died “by the visitation of
God, in the usual way.” The “usual way”
was a delicate hint at kerosene, as deceased
had a fire that wouldn’t g » alone, so he
poured on a little.
Capt. C. F. Hall, the Arctic explorer,
once, published a penny paper. The Pres«,
in Cincinnati, where be accustomed him
self to cold weather by camping out on
M unt Adams under a musquito-net in mid
winter.
An English mustard-maker eays he has
lost SIOO,OOO inlthe last five years by the for
gery of his labels and the supnlanting of his
mustard with them i-i the United States.
His sales have f*'!en off immensely. s*n<l bv
means of a detective he fotiod. out this was
the reason.
The vintage on the Rhine for 1870 is a
failure. German superstition avers that j
every year written with a cypher at the end
is a fatal one for the vintage. The wine of 1
1860 wns anathematized under thn epithet
of “Garibaldi,” and tbatot 1870 will doubV
les- be cursed m the name of “Napoleon.” |
Mi c s Virginia Dee, an actress at Pine
Bluff, Ark., heard that Mr. Austin, a bacon 1
merchant, had told around that she winked
at him. Not being a she took a
revolver, an 1 visited his place of business,
according him two minutes to write an ap
ology or have some bullets put in amongst
him. Therep»rt says, “Jake washed the
bacon grease off his hands, and wrote an
apology, while the revolver was looking On.”
.\mjthrr Nca: 'j«r A-’: ‘’U’L
Mr. Y >u r.K (Dent., Ga.) presented the
credentials of Stephen A. Oo.dyn\ iyember
elect from the sth Congvcisi.mal District of
Georgia, and moved that he bo sworn in.
Mr. Butler (Rep., Mass ) objected, and
presented the mem rial of Thomas B. Baird,
a contestant, claiming the seat, and moved
; that th« subject be referred to the Commit
! tee on E ectionw.
The credentials of Mr. Corke”.,"which
wf-re in due form and signed bv G vern r
Bullock, having been read, Mr. Brooks
j (Dem., N. Y.) contended that on the pre
sentation of those credential’ l Mr. Corker
was entitled as a matter of right to be
! sworn in.
The Speaker decided that while in the
organixatiop of the House it was the duty
of the Clerk to place on the roll of members
ail who held proper credentials, after the
organization, the question became one
l which was uuder the control of the majority.
Mr. Butler sent to the Clerk’s desk and
had rend the notice of contest, claiming
that the election was carried by fraud and
intimidation. He al<o sent to the Clerk’s
de: !#and had read an extract (non a Demo
cratic paper of Georgia, the Chronicle and
Sentinel, of Augusta, detailing a Ku-Klux
outrage in that State in breaking into a jail,
taking out seven prisoners, cutting off their
ears, and shooting another prisoner. He
called upon the Union-loving men on either
side of the House to say whether, with such
allegations, and the proof appended, they
would scat the member until the matter
was inquired into. Seating him now would
eud the whole contest, as the testimony
could not bo taken and the question decided
befortv the termination of this Congress.
It would be in some sort sanctioning and
ennobling crime. The House should recol
lect that the district in question was the
home of Alexander and Lonton Stephens,
who aro still unrepentant rebels.
Mr. Jones (Dem., Ky.) inquired whether
the Democratic paper referred to did not
condemn the outrage, and whether anybody
was responsible for it except the Radical
Government of Georgia.
Mr. Butler retorted that the Democratic
papers usually condemned these outrages,
but never wanted the cr minals to be
brought to justice. Ho referred to the
declaration of the Momphis Appeal that the
Federal Government was “a festering,
recking corpse.”
Mr. Jones remarked that he could pro
duce emanations of the samo character
from Wendell Phillips and other Radicals.
Mr. Young (Dem., Ga.) said the remarks
of Mr. Butler were only the repetition of
the stale old story of Southern outrages,
lie might send up the Police Gazette to
show the state of society in Northern
States; but tnose stories were all exaggera
tions. lie claimed that the election was
fairly conducted, and that Corker had re
ceived over 6,000 majority. There had
been United States soldiers stationed at
every precinct in the district, so that there
could not have been any intimidation.
Mr. Niblack (Deni., Ind ) inquired
whether the whole Executive powee in
Georgia, both State and National, and al
most all the judicial power, was not in the
hands of members of the Republican party.
Mr. Young—Every bit of it.
Mr. Niblack—Then the fault lies at the
door of the Republican officials, instead of
at the door of the Democrats.
Mr. Butler remarked that, in the ease of
the outrage alluded to, the State officials
had done their duty in having those men in
prison. They were there in execution of
the law, and were taken out against the
execution of the law.
Mr. Kerr (Dem., Ind ) also argued in
support of the right of Mr. Corker to be
sworn in.
Mr. Coburn (Rep., Ind.) reminded him
of the recent action of the Indiana Senate
in depriving a member of bis seat.
• Mr. Kerr disclaimed all knowledge of the
facts in that case, but had no doubt that the
action of the Senate was justified by the
facts.
Mr. Farnsworth (Rep., 111.) supported
the absolute right of the person holding
the proper credentials to be sworn in when
there was nothing alleged against his qual
ifications. He did not want to make a pre
cedent now which would return to plague
them hereafter. He was not to be drawn
away by false issues.
Mr. Daws (Rep . Mass.) was afraid that
the representations ol his colleague (Mr.
Butler) as to the condition of Georgia were
true, but at the same time if anything had
been settled from the beginning of Congress
to this day, it was that a certificate which a
member brings from bis State, in conform
ity to the law, entitles him as a prima facie
case to admission, except on allegations
against his eligibility. • That bad been the
uniform practice of the House undisturbed,
except in the notorious New Jersey case, of
uh-ch all parties concerned were ashamed.
With nothing to be gained, but with every
thing to be lost by the precedent, which his
colleague sought to establish here, he ap
pealed to the House to adhere to its ancient
ruie, and lef the member who presents prop
er credentials be sworn in.
The motion offered by .Mr. "Butler to refer
the credentials and the memorial of the
contestant to the Committee on Elections
was rejected—Yeas, 41; Nays, 148; Mr.
Corker then presented himself, and was
sworn in.
The Bible.
No fragment of any army ever survived so
many battles as the Bible ; no citadel ever
withstood the i-Lges, no rock was ever bat
tered by so many storms. And yet it
stands. It has seen the rise and downfall
f Daniel’.* four empire*. Assyria be
queaths a few* mutilated figures to our na
tional museum. Media and Persia, like
Babylon, which they have conquered, have
been weighed iu the balance ana found
wanting. Greece faintly survives in its
historic lame. “’Tis living Greece; and
iron Rome of the Coe-ars is held in precari
ous occupation by a feeble band. Yet the
b Oa. which foretells all this survives
M bile nations, king*, philosophers, systems
and institutions have died away, the B,ble
engages now men’s deepest thought, is ex
amined by the keenest intellects, stand*
bes re the highest tribunal, is more read,
and Sifted, and more vehemently assailed,
more defended and more denied.more in*
dastriuosly translated, more freely given
to the world, more honored and more abus
ed than any book the world ever saw.
Rule* of Contact for Tims and Roottir*.
The editor of the Glen Falla Republican
h\* been elected Tice President of the
Northern Now Turk Poultry deviation.
In his enthusiastic ino.ogurai he lays .i *wr»
the following regulation* for the pouitrv
yard, lie says:
Fully realizing the responsibilities of our
new position, we have pre-oribed the fid
lowing rules and regulations, which must
be strictly observed :
No rooster will be tU! ■rt’ed over seven
wives at one time.
Ambitious pullets are prohibited from
attempting to cover and hatch over one
peck of eggs at a time.
Every rooster’s family shall stay in their
own barnyards, except on holidays.
No gossiping allowed among the ducks
and geese, as that privilege in especially
reserved fur bipeds.
Racing, betting on election, running for
office, or etfending sewing societies, are con
sidered objectionable, as tending to confus
ion in the hennery.
The aversion of geese to feather beds is
commended ns entirely natural.
Boosters, as heads of families, are expect
ed to comport themselves with dignity, and
to be in nights, before Mrs. Biddy has taken
her second nap.
Shanghais are requested to retain thdr
growth at six feet seven, as greater altitude
is suggestive of attenuated stilts.
Gobler and goose music is to be cherish
ed at all times, but a due regard for weak
nerves will prescribe a limit to even these
dulcet notes.
Four o'clock in the morning is the earli
est hour at which roosters will be allowed
to commence their matutinal serenades.
Iron Dolts, rocks, bits of crockery, old
rubber-shoes, hand-saws, tin-pans, anil
nails are considered essential to hen diges
tion, but they should not be taken in un
reasonable quantities.
Oue egg is considered a fair day’s work
for a hen, and the association will lrown on
any ex'ra exertion in that direction as del
eterious to the Constitution/
For fear that our readers havo forgotten
the circumstance, it would be well enough
to remark that we nro Vice-President of
the Northern New York Poultry Associa
tion.
Tht Cfmtu.4--Clttej* with over ‘40,000 Pop
ulation.
The Philadelphia Press publishes a list
of cities in the United States with more
than 20,000 inhabitants, in which, etrango
to say, Atlanta is not found. There are
only fourteen cities with populations of
100,000 and upwards, and they stand in
the following order:
Population Population Inc.
in 1870. in 1800. per ct.
New York 920.341 805 658 15
Phi! add ph 674.022 565,620 20
Brooklyn 399 60) 266 661 50
St. Louis 310,864 160,773 94
Chicago 298,983 109.260 175
Baltimore 267,354 212,354 26
Boston 250,620 177.840 41
Cincinnati ....210,239 101,044 34
New Orleans., 191,322 168,075 13
San Francisco.. 149,482 50,802 105
Buffalo 117,715 81,129 45
Washington.. .1* 9,204 61,122 80
Newark ..105.078 71,911 46
Louisville 100,744 08,233 48
The greatest per of grain since
1800, is seen in the cities of Scranton,
Pennsylvania, and Kansas City, Missouri
—the former running up from 9,228 in 1809
to 35.093 in 1870, an increase of 280 per
cent., aud the latter from 4,418 in 1860 to
32,200 in 1870, an increase of 633 per cent.
According to the table in the Press, only
two cities in the Union show an actual de
crease since 1800, viz: New Bedford,
Massachusetts, and Savannah—the first
being credited with a decrease of fuur, and
the latter of ten per cent.
Von Moltke.
A correspondent of a German paper,
writing from Versailles, gives the following
details :
“I wish you could onco eat with mo in
the evening, at G o’clock, in the Hotel des
Reservoirs.” lie writes : “There you could
perceive almost all the men that have be
come famoiiß during the war. But the
centre of attraction is General Count Von
Moltke. When be enters the dining room,
everybody, reigning monarchs, royal high
ness, etc., rush with one motion to greet the
great man. When he lights a cigar after
dinner, and seems to enjoy it, looking
around the room with an air of calm con
tentment, this is a sign that everything
goes well with the army. This little thing
is watched with a great deal of interest bv
everybody, and his going or staying after
dinner is, as it were, a political thermome
ter. From thirty to thirty-six other prom
inent officers dine at the table at which the
old general is eating.”
A Stw Mode of Evolving Light.
Mr. Andrew Pritchard writes to ‘‘Nature”
as follows; “A singular phenomenon of
the evolution of light has been recently
observed fy me. By tearing sharply a
piece of twilled calico into strips in a room
well guarded from light, a perceptible lumi
nosity was clearly distinguishable, which
appeared at its maximum at the final part
ing of the fabric. This phenomenon is
exceed ngly well marked in dry, uew cali
co, end appears to me due to the dressing,
as after being washed no light is evolved.
Whether attributable to electricity, phos
phorescence, or fiuorescpDce, I leave for
further investigation. Tbo light appears
similar to that produced on breaking a
lump of sugar in the dark. So far ss I can
jtscertain, the phenomenon of light being
evolved on tearing a fabric is new.”
Both Side*.
Many years since, when it; was the prac
tice of the American Consuls at the Sand
wich Islands to be present at all trials of
American sailors for breaches of the peace,
the Consul, at a trial before the sturdy old
magistrate and native, Gov. Kekuanoa,
objected to the testimony of an islander, on
the ground that it was false. The Governor
replied : “Yes, I am perfectly aware of that,
but so was the sailor’s ; let us hear both
sides, and then decide the matter.”
A Dcbc-qu* wile cannot hear any one
shout “rut?” without fainting. Whenever
her husbarvl wants a quiet evening he yells
the word in her ear.
NO. 11.