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r ' 7,r. tt nl ■.■»» S'D*icrlj»tl**ft in prevt'»«- renew, and.
lo- ’ ,1 In- s * hu'iv iber Is ttt h»* cliatnj.-il we
k .‘, ,h- ->1(1 -id-ireis a* w. ll as tli« new one, u.
•» r '/ e: '! i'.Hn i'»n rec.-lv-d for a le»h p. n.HI than throe
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‘ for every thin* enteri g ocrc..lum»B
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i mil* imperitive
1 !l ■" „. , hoi ns 1 he nifties o' three new snbscrib
"w in ♦'» *■’ Be,,< * thM one year
*'*'** „ tr j. t s, . r Tlhers name in licates that the
y rtJ ,1 ,Br.*cnjHi >n is *»“■•
advertising rates.
* . , ..in/ ar - the rates to which we idher* Ih
' i|t !, c . for .|/-rti-.iinf, or wheie alvertisements
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~,1,1 f il ertlsHinentg will he charged acc«»r<Unz
r\c- h-v occupv,
/ ,iv •'tii.-ra-n *» «h<»’il.l be tnarke I f<>r a ap.-cifled
W { 4K ih.-y will be eontinu*..! and eh .rgcl for
I ,-|..r*! "’O
II • .riseTi ut-t In .-rted it intervals lobe charged
,t i,. v <• i>-h fiwrtlnn
\ nents t. • r "n for al >nger p Ti'.d th nt.hre**
tre ne md wiil be collect, and at the i.etrinning
,f ,"•*» ql liter
~, | V e »i* tn-n'->nM«t be p >i'l for in advance.
~4 i,4 ( . .riM.i i I Viim) mv cause b.-f we
i ~e Hi.ecifie I. I ill be ch >r*ed only for
I V,4>| I
, . -q nr • 4in no a vear.
~,41 ft. (I'dtu-irie. 4l p-r square.
, , 4 .ti I »• ">p it..- ch ir .ct.-r. in'en Vd
\vo e >t••' pp -e »r i»»t«-ry*?it. will he
j * h**r » ver • ii ! itR
. ; n 1 r.-qfioh.trl in their favors »8
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1 , ■t ■ a >ni , l ’><* 'if. •> tlif 1 to.
EEGAIi \!)V ERTISING.
, . i|c e ir. t.h-* '"ollnwin-.’lire be
1 ii >r Ii ;arie.. Ac. t. t»t rail, in ir>
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v .- I ,i4 •..• 1.. y id'erlising
I , .< Iv .hes-IV the public: ind it
t •44 v .-,1 ire ny igul in. tor. f
iin v r»■» *• ->t-- I. a fortune will
' r lefe .-.ft-s’ M ii/tninr.
• . verM >mv Ir>n#ite frcelv,
• 1 widi ■•>»1 zmr t.pi Mty t< ’or t.-t»
p-lit £{> on > v.-arl to keep uv
1 th-* i> ilt ie Mid I been timid in
4 11 I.•• V- n . Se'Sed mv f->rt. ne
' ..-itor. Mir .iti./bam
t ■»• •11 >u na ••v.wv'h'nt* tn
■i i- > v toil i .pa t-> ih. ir
• i t '.o' In-44 t>\v .r the
, 1. r.« 4 un-e-s in '
ie, 1 1 it* I •••r’Ue nen h I -.u t h iV- *h»n<*
1 p.i/i'i nv p ula'intH I h ive'he tno»* chtuple e
,i 111 • in . ' \1 ve tisimr ta <he “roya' oad
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n (♦■ . i|.u\ to'.us'n-is j » 8 if
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01. 1 wP' *.r el-e in 11 'he tlourts
■ nd . I>e« h r.. b' Sp- cinl contract
m ,I. iek fund t: •‘outmast c rie-r
nr j 1118 if
\ .1 • , .»«' r,
‘ Il> hie it el >t Phi-R«»ck. ten i«*rs his pr fe»sional
v 1 41 . tii un-nun I■ 1 g ouinicuity and proodses to
i» >■ I..l«»r or at ieiition to those who in 1. patronize
in julv‘22--'iino
x\ ! t * : i \ n tll I' "
1 -•!•.• .1 Law, 'I tioni iston. «7a Will practice
-ewral oirs of the "'tute of ijeorgt I,Kltd attend
>i.''v t > di hiiMiie.si ettirusted t" Ids enre.
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) ■. irtiu .■< 'fh-ein vlnnth all, n-xf do r
T. k 'F-'IOK ih praC'itSe in the i nu’i'i. I
hii ..-iii!/ lie Fit’ll trcilJt. an l i • th** lToit>-d >t .t.-s
'* ivt ,u>t Utenti >n given to rises in Bankruptcy,
•ni ;{ iv
\ lMi x \i' S • ' iJ.Y X r x «
1 ' Lev, 'lri'h-i, ■}* Will pra.-ttce In-ill the C'*un
ties • I'.ipriMm; h- PMnt ludici .1 t’iroult. atnl in the
"'|'i • ie> of eitxve'h-r, Mlavton, Kavette and (Inweta,
.'l |»MU'ti<?.' in the 'Ui.reme OnU'tof *fe-rgia nd the
hiu'iet ..iirr ... thr Unltr.i 'twites 'or the Northern and
'" '’lt era >Mstiicts »' 1 »""rgl 1
‘ " 'trSN xi.lv [ . pit ft 1. ] L. T D>*T\l
- 1 'ij i> >•. V \ 1 4 v 1
* • xS'ii i. » 4 Vill tir-ie'lc•• in the "nnntieg c-uil
' h'l2 tile Pdiil 'uu'eial t’iieutt. ittd elsewh- re hy
1 ' 'i c.iitrmt \ll h i4iue4s f.rnmptiy attended to
l; fl <• hi itiir-n-x’s b iek Otidin ' in. hlMfe
0>; Iv A' VU. It' h »■ -
dm. 4 rvies te ih- citiz nos hoin;»«to > apd
1r "• • liiii ..ountry May be '.um I < urin t e day at
l*' *it r ’t iiv, at ulght at >h.‘ former reHide ce <>f
1 1 Hill opp.i.lte d'.jers .fe Cheney’s Warehouse.
Ift U lx
,**; >«> \ . \ a' l< W
I • U tm-t ile, l’ike c<», Ga. Will practice in the
uitie-* ■: . uprising the Flint lu>ti ai Uir nit. n I
M»h'U'.* bv specia ontr *et VI usiness promptly
4e , 1.1 »..* 1 4dt.*e divider hu Iding, ver haralier'.-
\ Store n«r*i- y
h •t i ii El, t E v
> « rh'iin,4tiin. 'Ja. Will pr.icice in the Flint ''lr
and u- ehere bv sp« elal c >nt.r-.ct aug*27 'y
l ' IX . . V' ■' > x I«;>1 V*
ix-»Ylll practice 1 the counties comi>osing
an 1 in'iK lo the supreme Court of -eor ia.
q ! t n ‘”'*'brt fourt ->f the United States for the
r h .'* r ' 1 4n 1 ' i '"' h-rn districts of • •sorgia.
> } ». du'ie IHfh 187‘-ly.
y- i -itv lV It! t L \ r "
. r , v * iw ’ovimf* n. e -rgia Will attend r<‘eu
■"t'l'i-*". xT 1 * 1 in ttie '•upermr ..urts of th<
ln ~ Newton. ;ur t .4. ii nrx, s , a l ling Pike
'• *n. o-gan, Oelvalb 1 twinn* tt<-and -las
F , 1 ' 'j ‘ti \ ! I K \ r ,V.xl 4
f i» 4Vx n
, . 4 b*; ton. '.a. wlilT.r ictice nil the e.irntte
—4| 1 !| e ahooch. e 'ire.nlf and ylsewli.-re h
' irt iltfSlo-ly
| t , t' I \ -• v d.l x lln
. n , .* * practice in ait the counties *.t
1 ‘ ,r 1 ior*» n,* »♦ * ife.
rtiriivT 8 ! \
nr,.^ 1 r 'b '"’i. *la WIU i-rictice in ill the
, s he tin ittahoo hex* 'ircuii. an*! Ifpron and
'••♦unties d-c s-ty
1 \ i *1 » , i.\> s
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.ir. 'l’ 'tv at R. D. llardavx-Hv’s Dr ig
dec I— 1y
i*f | Ar> ' V \ . "fi.'V > f Liw
1 P r actic>- In t’ircuit C'oirts of
f Nulled 'tales District oerts.
LADIES* FANCY STORE!
OVE£R
MESSRS. FLEMISTER & BROOKS,
CORNK* ..r nut AND Solomon STBKBTa,
GRIFFIN. GEORGIA.
OULD y inform the g.»od
citizens of Thomastoh ahd vlHnity that we have 0.. w
l n Bt '* r f- at'd ke- P Constantly on hand a supeHor stxrck
and very latest styles df
LADIES’ FIXE DRESS GOODS,
LADIES’ & CHIIiDKENS* SHOES,
LADIES’ JEWELRY,
LADIES’ HOSIERY,
LADIES' NOTIONS,
MILLINERY, &e.
A thoiiHand little tricks and trinkets that Men-Mer
chants know nothing about to be found at ohr Store.
!
The Choicest, Freshest, and SWEET atoek in
the maket. Goods rnanuf .ctured to suit the t„stß of
custom rs. Orders respectfully solicited. Call on or
address
AIRS. M. A. HIGHTOWER Si 0.,
maylß-tf tlriflln, Georgia.
ANDREWS & RILL,
M \NIfP.XCI U 1 KRS AND OKAI.KKB IN
FURNITURE,
OAF FI S3, See., &c.,
AT
J. Si T. «. ANDREWS’ Mill, Five Miles
Suuthxvcd of Thamaston, G 1,
'■> xx- n.l ’pspootfijllv inf -rm our
v N friends and ihe public generally, that we have
estahed tt
FURNITURE MANUFACTORY
nt the f.bove nnuiHtl pia c, where we tnanu'avture -1 n<l
keen con-tantlx »ti hand superior Furniture f ill kin s,
vari lif-., and ttr >dcs We are prepared to fill all or
ders or COFFIN', arid dn all kinds of a'.inei xvork
with tn-atne'S and Hs|iatch VV>-fl itter out'selv.-s that
xv* can please all that, know gnoil w.o-k when they set
it. <bx 1 f n iiltic- ami id antHircs in prep-irm* our own
Lumber ind xlaunfactu tug our ow Murk eitabl. sus
>o ott ram q lan'itv. better ari.-tivs. -in dvci- ed'y
bv'ter bug ius than other Kii-nitur- dealers in >his
Mvctt r >t (Muirrv, We earnesily lequvst -11 th itarv
i" nee ..I nix hing in our ine toc.il nd examine * u
slock, as we feel satisfied th *t we *'an give sati'l.iclioti
nt stvi.- q :111 x "io* 1 price. \|| work wurranteed ta* t.c
a* repi svnted Old rs solicited,
m.yz ly d.\S ANDREWS A L S. HILL.
Y ii iO.N FOOD!
A KE TI LIZ K ESPECIALLY
FOR COTTON.
Send for (’IR' ULaU before purchasing.
BUY IT I TRY IT !
And you will NEVEU REGKET IT.
ROGERS & CHENEY, Agents,
Thoimston, Ga .
F. W SIM' & CO., Agent Savannah, Ga. jar 2n 2tn
Just rkckiveTU
DHLS. ULUE GRASS RYE WHISKY.
g 0 RHLSx CROWES ! YE WHISKY.
103 BHLH. DUNCAN BOURBON.
133 KBL *’ ' A,RtrAY HOUKRON
BBLS. CORN WHISKY.
Arda Luge assortment of Imported and Domestic
BRASMDF2S AND WINFS,
Which wo offer extr-nxelv loxv. As we buy only from
Distillers and flrs x-las- importers and only FOt CASH,
we can offer rar indue anent Give ua a call and ex
ami our stuck. L. COHEN & CO.,
oct2l-m Atlanta, Ga.
CANNON HOUSE,
l Recently St. James llolel.l
Marietta Street, Gate City Block,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA.
Hoar I* 1- i>s .nil „...2I G..
dV. TH3S. A. WARREN.
GRimS, UEOUbIA.
OF FU R < *;' »■ «.>rv P*»«> »<> tile p t'% . q (
t'nffin and vicinity Specia attxntmn given to
the treatment of
C3IROMC DISEASES.
r use i' adist n«-e can an cinsult. him hy 1.-tt-r
Ofl*oe over George R*eclx. r A o, Hill Street.
april*29-tf
WAT OH REPAIRING.
'f - ' 11 K <* ♦ l T "**•» m*l H >("♦*
£ counties arc resp ctfuily informed that I h-iv.
IQ .ve* mj Stock t'> the store o Vr Wtn VVall ir-, and
nil now prepared to execute work in my hne of
0* sk, on the most fiVor-ibl t< nns. ts.-p Iring of all
kinds done at th>* -.h .rte*» n-* Ic- an til* 'he neatest man
ner. I h tv.i facilities *<*r turning <>u» g-ewi W .rk, and by
strict attention to bit'ln. ss hope to receive a liberal
share of patronage Very respectfoilv.
aprils if WML BRYAN
BYIMGTON’S hotel.
C Ht*r.B BRO A DWAT ASD IftLL STRKXTB.
GRIFFIN, GEORGIA.
TIIOMASTON, GA., SATIUiDAY MORNING, APRIL 27. 1872.
READ THIS!
C.W. McXENN£Y&CO.
Return thanks for the liberal patronage of the public in
the past, \fcd hope by J air dealing to t>e abb* to retain
the same in future. We shall keep on hand at alltimes
a ful Sock of
GROCERIES, PROVISIONS!
HATS, SHOES, &c.,
Which we will sell at short profits. In consequence of
the stringency of the money market and the furl h.-r lact
that we are not able to do so, we >rc compelled to
SELL ron CASH
alone In the future. Those in nrre.r will ple.se come
forward and settle at ouce as w.- must have money.
janG-Bmo
W. A. TURI.VT, » i W. P Bt RSF.T,
oi Tennessee. J } i.f Georg ia.
SAVE YOUil MONEY
BY GOING TO
BARNE3VILLR,
AND PATRONIZING
TUtLEV .V BUSSEY
GEN Ell VL
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
•AND DEALERS IN
BACON.
L.v no,
COHN.
FLOUR,
OAf^,
SUli \R.
sYN V P .
and Molasses. NORTHERN and SHOP M A UE Slit)E>,
Cotton Yarns and Domestics.
The;, tils •. k. ep constantly .>nh nd a variety of Faitil
lx (till) KulK '. Plow and Breast. ains. Harnesa and
Collars. Hoes, \c , all .»* wlii-h will b - sold a dttle
he .per th m the 1 'lie .pest F-Mi Mr T''RLI Y
it v g >ianv a quaint-aifes and friends in Temiessee.
gives us an ad vintage in buying onr R-teon. Lard,
Flour, and < 'orn. w'lh-h n:ii>les its t>i off r ind - icemen ts
io the trad" that others ."it not do Come around and
see if we and >n’t give v.ut a b .rgiin First door East, of
thotiotel, l» xUN.-.dViLLE GA. jan27 l.v
KOJE.tS & CHENEY,
WAREHOUSE
AND
COTTON COMMISSION
MBrtOH:^.KrT3,
THOM ASTON, GEORGIA.
117 R »Gi« ivp'hn l nf informing nor
f i t'ri nd< and the pub’ic generally that our NEW
VV \ lIKH* 'USE is now coin lettsil and we aie now pre
pared to serve theta in the
Storage and Sale of Cotton.
Our Scales Hr- and c >rr ct, and having se tired
the xrrvtces of a competent and re'iaid- Scatestnan. wo
can saf Iv guarantee to do justice to both buyers and
sell is. LIBERAL
J±TD V A.NOES
will bo male or. COTTON in store. BCYKMI IN
IIIOMASTON wil'pay Burnsville I»RIUK> for Cot
ton. Insurance on Cotton in Warehouse ofi»- per cent.
octT tim
FOUTZ’S
CELEBRATED
Era ail Callle Powders.
This preparation, long and favorably
known, w ill thoiougliTy re-invigorate
broken down and low-spirittd l.orses,
by strengthening and cleansing tire
Stomach and intestines.
It is a sure pr venti e of all diseases
incident to this animal, such as LUNG
FEV ER. GLANDERS, YELLOW
WATER. HEAVES. COUGHS, I>IS
TEMPER, FEVERS, FO UN DER, HAA
LOSS OF APPETITE AND VITAL /sPfrt?r\
ENERGY, Ac. Its use improves
the wind* Increases the apjietite — «
gives a smooth and glossy skin—and
tran-fo-ms the miserable skeleton ,
and-pi ite l horse,
« To keepers of Cows this prepara
| ( j- tion is in valuable. It is a sure pre-
Tv ~M> ventlve against Rinderpest, Hollow
1 Horn, etc. It lias been proven by
i actual experiment to increase the
v\ g quantity of milk and cream twenty
I* l, rent, and make the butter firm
- c and sweet. In fattening cattle, it
gives them an appetite, their hide, and makes
them thrive much faster.
In all of 13 win \ smJh as Coughs. Ulcers in
the Lungs, Liver, Ac., ibis article acts
as a specific. By putting f ora one
half a :taper to a paper in a bar-el of
swill the above diseases will b° ‘--adi i
or entiivlv prevented. If given / F-. LK
in time, n re tain p -ventive and
cure for t-.e Hog Cholera.
D\”ID C. FDF7Z, Proprietor*
B A L. TIM O R F. . Ad.
Fn- b- Drbggists and Storekeepers throughout
the United States, Cau.ulas aud South America
For Sn’6 ’ y J. W. A : U A I KI!,
Thomaxton, Gl n<;vll 1y
hHDS. -.
DEALER IN
DRY f 0 D\ VXD (iROOMN
xTTonr.n nG«r*n lis ciHhim-’s -.nil
f V friends ‘ha his Fa’l st-iek is now complete, and
is trom them ' e..ntinnu» re of their f-.rirfer pa n>h
-1.- a* his now dju proof store cm Alain street. Thera *.
tool G«-
/VIISCELLANEOUS.
The Colored Vice-President.
I On the 10th of this month, says
I the World, a convention takes place
in New Orleans to Whrth the tnnnag
era of ttie Hepubticari pat ty must look
witli some fmjad. It is to be a na
lional convention of negroes, anti has
for ixS object the diotntion of certain
terms on Which alone Grant is to have
the colored vote. We doubt if the
leaders in this movement are able to
.sway the Southern negroes as a mass,
these creatures being so incredibly
Sottif'lt and biut tl that there does not
live that man or body of men, black
or white, capable of reducing them
to party discipline; but they are
quite capable of producing a fatal
split, and (or all practical purposes
this is as good ns discipline. To with
draw a division en masse from a gen*'
erai and t<» stir tip a mutiny in the
division so that one half flies at the
throats of the other half amounts to
pretty rmich the same thing foF the
weakened commander; and the lat
ter is just the power the engineers of
this negro Convention possess.
The terms to be laid down to Grant
are, with two exceptions, as .yet mat
ter of conjecture, it is perfectly Well
known that the Administration will
be forced to give the chief Federal
offices in Louisiana to negroes forth
with. No waiting mini after election
will do; possession must be. accorded
at once. The second and a far more
important point is rliat the lUpubli
caii nomination lor the Vice Presiden
cy shall be given to a negro. On this
the most delight lul unanimity pre
vails. Coining to the qm stion of who
is to be ilie man there are no end of
•h versities ; but on the main point,
that the Republican nom nee for
Vi oe Presidont shall be a negro, the
whole conventicle is one. Pinctiback,
the yellow rascal who once wished to
lay Now Or.earns in ashes, has been
i j’ely closeted with Grant and cher
ishes high hopes. Fred Douglass has
; dso his gaae on the convention, and
so with other sable celebrities. It
will be a rare gathering, and how the
Republican party at large will receive
irs demand we are anxious to see.—
Saoaunah News.
Domixtic gt-anunt-*3tup It.
There is one loible amotlH house-
O
keepers that cannot he too severely
reprobated. It is a contemptible itch
ing tor a knowledge of their neigh
bor s affairs. This curiosity leads
some to encourage and I sten to the
scandalous prattle of their own Bfr°
vants, concerning the domestic affairs
ol other families in which they have
been employed. Servants are always
ready t » take advantage of the slight
est advance towards familiarity on
the part ot a mistress ; and when they
find one weak enough to relish a re
lation of the vie*** and lollies of others
. t e appetite will always be adminiss
tered to, so long as prolific brains can
coin a lie. Mistresses should recol
lect while encouraging this practice,
that ttieir own household affairs will
probably be s< rved up* with no less
exaggeration or defect, whenever their
domestics pass into another family.
Iwo or tloee instances h tve lately
come under our knowledge where
Comfort and reputation have been
sacrificed by falsehoods propagate*!
by female servants.
And where is the remedy for the
evil i It lies in the hands of every
head of a family. This tattling ten
dency should be stopped in the com
mencement ; and il a refusal o listen
to the scandalous catalogue of pri
vate weakness or error were accompa
uied by a severe repiimand, society
won hi he tn re hem filed.— joiu'nal
of the Form.
Too Mux h Lrgixtaiion.
L inter -men a law in Massachusetts,
pi oviding fortlie inspection of fidi.
all packages of fi<h are restricted t •
a weight of two hundred poun D. A
Capitalist of B s’on desired to con
trucf tanks in platform cars, and to
semi them to >an Francisco fi led
wf h mackerel, b inging them back
filled with salmon, whir Mare so abun'
»
oaht on Rie western coast. As the
*‘p tekages'’ in tills case, however,
w u’d weigh two thousand pounds,
the enterprise would be illegal, and
>t was abandoned. 2Mate fish~in*pec
tors, in the mein time, are making
about a year.
The Boston Commercial Bulletin
of a recent date says ! ? ;
The South is awakening to the Im
portance of it* great nunufyduring
resource*. It realize* that it has raw
mat trial atid coal Mott? aecessable
than we have here at the East. In* !
stead of sending its material to
>e worked out hese, it proposes to
handle it itself. The opening of th©
Nashville Cotton Mill, of the Tennes
see Manufacturing Company, is but
the indicator of this spirit, and we
trust that the undertaking is but the
forerunner of others equally impor
tant. In developing its manufacto
ries the South will become less de*
pendent on her for the raw material.
Her real strength lies in employing
the power within her reach. The
projected exposition will Go more to
bring this about than anything else.
It will gather the manufactories of
the North and South under one roof;
and the comparisons resulting calinot
• ail to be advantageous to all parties.
Be want more of these exhibitions
to advance and perfect our manufac
turing industries. They infuse life
and enterprise into our industries ;
they wake up the dormant manufac
turer who fails to march with the
times ; they are the wliipperS in, as
it were, in the great branch of out*
national w'ealth ; they drive home
the stragglers, and allow us all to learn
somethings as we all can from one
another.
Divorce Manufacturing In Pennsylvania
The iiarrisburg correspondent of
the Pittsburg Leader graphically
describes how an application for a
divorce between two unhappily mated
Crawford county people was put
through the Legislature on the eve
of adjournment. Its report is phon
ographic, and is as follows:
“Tap, tap,” of the gravel. “This,”
shouts Mr. Speaker, “is the Senate
bill No 185, entitled an act to dis
solve the marriage contract between
John and Catherine Sdhuler, etc.
Shall the bill be—”
“Mr. Speaker,”
“The gentleman from Crawford.”
“Mr. Speaker, this bill ia a meri
torious one. I have charge of it.
Catherine Schuler, ths complainant,
resided for many years in MeadvtHe.
She was respected as a—”
“.Aye, aye, aye,” from all parts of
the already bored house.
The gentltman from Crawford
takes the hint and sits down.
Speaker—‘Shall this r biil be read
(•no!’) by title?” (“Aye, aye I”)
“Shall it be considered read?”
“Aye, aye!”
“Shall the bill pass 1”
“Aye!” (multitudinous.)
“Carried.”
And Catherine and Jchn were
twain .again as ea3y as rolling off a
log, Who wants any better free
love ?”
3
Church Bells.
The following story is an excellent
hit at some sectarian peculiarities,
>»nd will be enjoyed even by those
whose toes are trod on :
Col. R. spenf the winter in Louis
ville, Ky. A friend of his went out
to visit him. “Some Sunday,” says
the Colonel. “I want you to heark
en to our church bells here. Tbere’s
four of ’em. Each of ’em sounds out
denomimuior.al call. TfiereV
the Episcopal : that’s© heavy deep
toned. sonorous hell.* Now you see
if that don’t r ng out —'Post* 1 c sue
CPsAon ! ’Po>t«dic succession ! Pos
tolic succession ! Then the old Pres
hvterian—that’s most a-* deep-sound
ing, and says : Eternal dam-na tinn!
Eternal datn-na-tinn ! Eternal dam
nation ! The Baptist is quicker—a
short, snappy bell—and that *avs
rapidly—Come up and he dipped !
Come up and he dipped ! Come up
and be dipped ! But the Methodist—
that’s a crowner ; it talks rig t out
Room for all! Room for all!
Room: for *1!!
m I , f» _i. . u • * '' r — .
Rook Xoti^Fi
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