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CHAS. P. HANSELL,
Attorney at Law,
Thomas ville, : - Ga.
Office up stairs In McIntyre’s bonding. Jack-
son Street. mar 21-ly.
H. W. Hopkins.
T. N. Hofkixs.
HOPKINS & HOPKINS,
Attorneys at Law,
Jackson Street,
Thomas ville, : : Georgia.
Special attention given to collections of claims
against the U. 8. Government. Obtaining Land
warrants^ bounty claims, Pensions, &c.
JOSEPH P- SMITH.
Attorney at Law,
Corner Broad and Jackson Streets,
THOMASVILLB, GA.
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Citations lor letters of Administration,...
“ “ “ Guardianship
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Application^‘for SumlmtoTfrom^‘Guardi-1
MITCHELL & MITCHELL,
Attorneys at Law.
THOMASVILLE, - GA.
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.1. R. Alexander.
Attorney at Law,
THOMASVILLE, QA.
mar 21-ly
E. T. DAVIS.
W. M. HAMMOND.
HAMMOND & DAVIS,
COLLECTORS OF CLAIMS,
THOMASVILLE, S. W. GEORGIA.
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Mturmey at Law,
THOMASVILLE, - - GA.
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E. T. MaCLEAN,
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—AND—
Counselor at Law,
THOMASVILLE, GA.
DR. D. S. BRAiBOB
THOMASVILLE GA.
Office—Rack room Evans’ Building,
mar 21-ly
A. P. TAYLOR, M.D.,
Theinasvitte, : : ©a.
OFFICE—Front room over Stark’s
Confectionary.
DR. JN0. H. COYLE,
RESIDEHT DKffiTIST,
THOMASVILLE, GA
Office, Corner Jackson and Broad Sts,
mar 21-ly.
S-A.-V"-A-3SnsTAIi.
Attorney at Law;
Savannah, Ga.
Bay Street, over “Jforaing News’
Office.
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H. J. ROYAL,
SURGEON DENTIST,
120 1-2 Congress Street, Opposite
Puiaski House.
R. E. LESTER,
Attorney at Law,
SANANNAH, GA.
Henry B. Tompkins,
Attoenej at Law,
BAY STREET, SAVANNAH) GA
United States Courts and ail State
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Hansell, J. L. Seward’ and Capt
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A. B. SMITH. W. C. BE
SMITH & BEEKS,
Attorneys at Law,
Corner Bay and Ball Street*,
Savannah, - - Co.
Rear to A. B, /fiuiKll, Mitchell ud Mitchell,
hut 21-ly.
For Everybody to Read.
“A Philadelphia Judge rejected nju-
ror the other day merely becmn» he
had been in the penitentiary for as-
sanlt and battery, mandaughter, grand
larceny and highway robbery.’’
If be bad excluded ail who onght to
have been sent to the penitentiary, he
would have had a good democratic
jury.
At Key West, a few days ago, an
other gun went off that was not load
ed. One less victim for Yellow Jack
this summer, whilst the perpetrator is
loaded with remorse. It is now
thought that ho may <yo off unless the
load is drawn. [Any person not see
ing the point in this, will have it sat
isfactorily explained by calling at oar
office jast alter dinner.]
“A^tone-cutter in Detroit keeps
read^Bade gravestones with the name
—Smith cut thereon.”
He might safely have pat on, John
Smith.
“Advice to Youno Ladies*—Nev
er marry a man until you have seen
him eat. Let the candidate for yonr
hand, ladies, pass through the ordeal
of eating soft-boiled eggs. If he can
doit and leave the table-cloth, the
napkin, and his shirt unspotted, take
him. Try him next with a spare-rib.
If he accomplishes this feat without
putting out one of his own eyes, or
pitching the bones into yonr lap, name
ibe wedding-day at once—he will do
to tie to.—Exchange.”
Bring on your soft-boiled eggs and
spare-ribs.
“Give me a Chaw.”—The Utica
Herald has discovered that “it is un
lawful for tobacco chewers to beg a
chew. Tho United States internal
revenue law allows no person or per
sons to sell or dispose of tobacco in
any form no matter how small or great
tho bulk, without paying lirst a li
cense of 85.”
We flatter ourselves that this para
graph will cause a flutter, in certain
localities on Broad Street
2 he following is the motto of the
Temperance girls:
“Tim lipa that touch wine,
Shall never touch mine.**—Exchange.
N. B. We never drink Wiue under
any circumstances.
Someone is advertising a compound
to keep a lady’s hand free from chaps.
Difficult thing, especially, if she wears
diamonds.
“For taking a corpse out of the cof
fin and rolling it in the mud a resur
rectionist of Glasgow. Scotland, has
been fined $4,20, the lightness of the
penalty being accounted for by the
fact that the corpse was that of his
mother-in-law.—Macon Telegraph.”
We know of some who would see
that $4,20, and go something better, to
see tho old lady properly boxed up.
He Couldn’t Drink Wink.- -That
was a noble yonth, who, on being urg
ed to take a glass of wine at the table
of a famous statesman, in Washington
had the moral courage to refuse. He
was a poor young man, just beginning
the struggle of life. He brought let
ters to the great statesman, who kiud-
ly invited him home to dinner.
‘•Not take a glass of wine?” said the
great statesman, in wonderment and
irnrise.
“Not one simple glass of wine!”
echoed the statesman’s beautiful and
fascinating wife, as she arose, glass in
hand, and, with a grace that would
have charmed an anchorite, endeav
oring to press it upon him.
“No,” said the heroic youth, reso
lutely, gently repelling the proffered
glass.
What a picture of moral gxanducr
was that. A poor, friendless youth
refusing wine at the table of a wealthy
and famous statesman, even though
proffered by the fair hands of a beau
tiful lad}*.
No,” said the noble young man,
and his voice trembled a little aud his
cheek flushed. “I never drink wine,
but—(here he straightened himself up
and his words grew firmer,) if you’ve
got a little good old iye whisky, I
don’t mind trying a snifter.” ’
That young man will get into Con
gress yet, and probably vote himself
some back pay.
U A little eight year old Tennessee
jirl sent her beau a love-letter a few
lays since, remarkable quite as much
for its brevity os for its being right to
the point; “They that seek me early
shall find me.”
The girls commence this kind of
thing very early, aud some of them
keep it up very late.
lire St. Louis Republican recom
mends an ambitious debating society
in Kansas to take as its next subject,
“Which is Ihc butt end of a goat ?”
We know a fellow that fouud out
not long since which was the butt end
without debating it He has had dam
ages repaired, however. The slight
est movement in the rear now, causes
him to get around with an alacrity
heretofore unknown. It is pleasant
to contemplate these evidences ofac
tivity.
The Eufaula Times savagely pro
poses to blow up the Alabama Legis
lature with nitro-glycerinc.
From accounts they would not go
very far in an upward direction. Ma
con complacently proposes to writtf
all necessary obituaries. It could
soon be done. D. D. D.
“The Mississippi river is on a tre
mendous bender, on account of the
recent rains, and a big freshet is ap-
prenended.’'
We have a very vivid recollection of
Millikin’s bend, just above Vicksburg,
in the Spring of 1863. Grant was at
that time on big bender in that imme
diate locality. He bent all around us.
The British pnblic will be pleased to
learn that a debating society in Car
rollton have decided that Andre
should not have been executed. Aaron
Burr is the next bore of contention.
They may hang him ; there is no tell-
A late Northern paper wants to
know “whether the Republican Party
fs dying or not f" Funeral occasions
are generally very solemn affairs, bat
it strikes as that wc would enjoy these
obsequies very much. There appears
to be, however, * considerable amount
of vitality in the party, just now, in
Grant Parish, Louisiana.
The following will give our readers
some idea of judicial amenities on the
Pacific slope. WearelefMn doubt as
to whether the $100 was found or not.
We are inclined to the opinion, how
ever, that the amount was compromis
ed on “drinks all around.”:
“A Sacramento lawyer remarked to
the Court : “It is my candid opinion,
Judge, you are an old fooL” The Judge
allowed his mildly beaming eye to foil
upon the lawyer a brief moment, then
in a voice husky with suppressed to
bacco juice—and emotion, said, “It is
mycandid opinion that you are fined
A man bythe name of Smith died
recently in Virginia.
The papers are trying to make be
lieve that Giant is fixing up for a mass
with the Don’s in Spain. We doa’t
believe a word of it It would inter
fere with his Long Branch arrange
ments.
General Fremont has been convicted
and sentenced to five years imprison
ment in Pans. He is still in the Uni
ted States. It is not announced at
what time he will sail for France.
“A young girl left Lowell, Mass,
two years ago with $500 dollars in her
pocket, and went to Kansas and turn
ed farmer. She could sell out her
property this day for $60,000.”
This for the benefit of any of onr
young friends who may be going west
ward.
Melancholy Intelligence—Re
ported Death of J. N.—A young
man named Stubbs, connected with
the mechanical department of our pa-
K ir, has made an improvement on
ogardus’ Kicker which relieves it
somewhat of its lethal character. In
the place of the boot, or kicker, he has
instituted a stuffed club for mild cases
and first offenders. Last night the
immortal J. N., who has just returned
from his Southern tour, came into our
oflice, and seating himself in the Bo-
gardus chair, commenced clawing the
exchanges. He wanted a Boonevillc
(Miss.) Pantagraph. The news editor
turned on .Steam, the hook descended
and caught the philosopher, and the
stuffed club commenced oscillating in
the neighborhood of his coat-tails.—
Upon being released, the veteran
wanted to know if we had established
a harbor-shop in connection with
regular business. He said that he
hadn’t had his trowsers dusted so
nicely since the nigger was hung. Wc
shifted the machine and attached the
boot. The unfortunate man’s remains
will be forwarded to McCutchenville
to-inoi row.—Cincinnati Enquirer.
The heading to this short paragraph
will cause a thrill of plcasuro to inauy
a boarding house keeper South. We
fear that the effects will not prove so
serious as we wish, from tho invulner
ability of the pare assaulted. Re
peated contact with bool leather is apt
to toughen the parts.
The Hub proposes to revolve around
about $31,000 worth the 4th of July.
James’ Island.—Several of our
citizens have in contemplation the
erection of cottages on James’ Island
for Summer residences. In fact some
of them have already arranged for tho
buildiug and work will commence at
once. This will afford a pleasant,
healthy resort in hot weather near
home at a trifling expense. We hope
a number will go into it—Floridian.
This is a move in the right direction.
A Rail Road from here to Alligator
Harbor would open up a very pleas
ant resort for our people.
A member of a Georgia Board of
Education spells knowledge “nollige.”
He is willing to be adopted by some-
who can afford to send him to a
night school.—JV. Y. Com. Advertiser.
Wc do not hesitate to say that this
was some dirty carpet-bagger, that
conic South to teach the colored idea
to shoot, to get elected to some
oflice, or to steal something. Wc have
no doubt of bis having accomplished
the latter.
Bill of Fake.—Entrees—One pint
of Old Rye, one half dozen cigars,
tweuty fried cat-fish, four pounds corn
bread, one pound tabic salt, one half
dozen onions, one half gallon coffee.
Dinner.—One pint OM Rye, one-
half dozen cigars, two lemons, one
boiled tongue, naif dozen onions, one
pound light bread, one quarter pound
Side Dishes—One pint Old Rye,
lemon, one half dozen onions, one
pound sat.—Eufanla Times.
The above.is the bill ot fare ot a fish
ing party from Eufaula. Shropshire’
eyes must have filled with tears, when
he read and saw what ho missed.
Two respectable young men have
just beeu fouud guilty by the Criminal
Court at Murfreesboro, under an in
dictment for disturbing public wor
ship, and fined $20 and costs each,
amounting to about $75. Their of-
tence was whispering to young ladies
in church.
Wonder if the girls did not whisper
also. Be careful boy’s you bad better
trust to signs.
An exchange says: “The indictment
ag.'iinst Susan B. Anthony, for votiug
charges that she was a person of the
female sex contrary to the laws ofithe
United States, in such cases made and
provided”.
Now we have always been under
the impression that the tattered, amen
dedand patched, document allowed
one to be born just as they pleased
either male or female. If amendments
aie in order, wc move that a clause be
inserted prohibiting any more Susan
Anthony’s.
A volume has been printed in Ten
nessee for distribution at the Vien
na Exposition, setting forth the vast
resources of the State and the advan
tages afforded to immigrants. Ex
tracts from this volnme will be pub
lished in pamphlet form and in differ
ent languages. The commissioners
provided for by the Legislature and
appointed by the Governor will be en
trusted with the distribution of the
work.
That means business. Why could
not Georgia have done the same thing.
A convict in the Mississippi peniten
tiary dog a tunnel one hundred and
eighty feet long and got out. He used
the handle of a spoon. and was nine
teen months about it
That fellQir deserved to get out.
Onr Wonderland.
Had the district now designated as
the Yellowstone National Park been
known in the earlier days of dvOiza-
tion, there would have been many a
legend of classic romance as closely
associated, with its wonders as orades
are with Delphian groves, or the
gloom of Avernns with the lake that
rests on the sulphurous soil of the
Campana. Even the formal report
for 1872. ot the Superintendent of the
Park transmitted to the Secretary of
the Interior, breaks ont at intervals in
the superlatives by which language
naturally attempts to describe that
which surpasses it. The reports of
the Exploring Expedition under Profl
Hayden and the engraved drawing
accompanying them have widely fa
miliarized the public with the leading
features of this land of geysers and
mud volcanoes, of plunging cataracts
and precipitous canons. The report
of tho Superintendent gives many new
particulars of the scenery and the cu
riosities, and specifies the simpler de
tails of route, outfit and mode ot travel,
which are so necessary to the traveler
in a region little known. July, Au-
guet and September arc the best
months for visiting it, and these, for
tunately, are the months when our
busy people are most at liberty.
Which of ns, reading ot the sunny
slopes of Vesuvius, or the fleecy sum
mits of the Alps, has not sighed in
thinking that a wide and stormy ocean
intervenes between us and thoso at
tractive scenes? But grander, wilder,
and yet lovlier scenery is now within a
week’s journey, all by land, and all by
rail. No tale of travel, or even of
Eastern fairy-land, offers anything
stranger than the Upper Basin, where
hundreds of geysers project vast quan-
ties of steam and water in every con
ceivable form, gleaming in the sun
shine with rainbow colors, glittering
by moonlight with a dazzling white
ness. Around Yellowstone Lake
there are snowclad mountains, whose
peaks have as yet proved inaccessible,
being among the loiliest on the conti
nent From the bosom of the lake, be
tween its green and beaulifiil islands,
from time to time the water springs
in air, and jets of steam arise. The
Grand Canon of the Yellowstone is a
chasm forty miles in length, from cne
to three thousand feet in depth. Jets
of hot vapor issue from its sides.—
Cataracts plunge iuto it. From its
depths the stats aro visible in the day
time.
To the naturalist aud the student of
the physical sciences, there arc oppor-
tumtes here of the grandest character.
There ate net only novelty and the
chance—nay, the certainty—of liberal
additions to note-books and cabinets:
there is a field wliero the most stupen
dous operations of nature and the
problems of the earth’s history are
developed before the very eyes of the
observer. There are basins lined with
the most varied colored porphyries,
and waters in which if any object be
plunged it is covered with a caicite as
pure as alabaster. There are depths
of sulphurous vapors aud of steaming
springs that the plumet has not yet
sounded. And there is not only an
infinite variety in these objects of cu
riosity; they are changing in form and
character, some hour by hour, some
age by age. In some places the cen
tral heat has piled up its monuments
and departed; in others it is evidently
diminishing in power. Within the
two years since their discovery the
geysers have closed and new ones
have opened. Pine trees more than a
hundred feet in height, that were
growing on the margin of a mud vol
cano, have within the same period
sunk into and been ingulfed by it, and
the volcano itself has ceased operation,
leaving only dried hillocks and a
shapeless crater.
Surely these’days when tho frailty
of the means employed to preserve
voyage is from the daugcis of the sea
has been made so terribly apparant,
the artist, the tourist, the seeker tor
health, for pleasure, or for scientific
knowledge may, with advantage, take
counsel of his fears, his purse, and his
convenience, and find all that eye or
imagination craves within the limits
of our own domain.—New York Trib-
IIow MorriecT^Slen Sew
Buttons.
It is bad enough to see a bachelor
sew on a button, but he is the embodi
ment of grace alongside of a married
Necessity has compelled expe
rience in the case o: the former, but
that the latter has always depended
on some one else for this service, and
fortunately for the sake of society, it is
rarely he is obliged to resort to the
needle himself! Sometimes the pa
tient wife scalds her right hand or runs
sliver under the nail of the index
linger of that hand, and it is then the
man clutches the needle around the
neck, and forgetting to tic a knot in
the end of the thread, commences to
put on the button. It Is always in the
morning, and from five to ten minutes
after he is expected down the street,
//e lays the button exactly on the site
of its predecessor, and pushes the nee
dle through one eye, and carefully
draws the thread after, leaving about
three inches of it sticking up for lee
way. He says to himself, “Well, if
women don’t have the easiest time I
ever see.” Then he comes back the
other w ay, and gets the needle through
the cloth well enough, and lays himself
out to find the eye; but in spite of a
great deal of patient jabbing, the nee
dle point persists in bucking against
the solid part of that button, aud final
ly, when he looses patience, his fingers
catch the thread, and that three inches
he had left to hold the button slips
through the eye in a twinkle, and the
button rolls leisurely across the floor.
He picks it up without a single remark,
out of respect for his children, and
makes another attempt to fasten lL—
This time when coming back with the
needle he keeps both the thread and
button from slipping by covering them
with his thumb, and it is out ol regard
for that part of him that be feels
around for the eye in a very careful
and judicious manner, but eventually,
lasing his philosophy as the search be
comes more and more hopeless, he
fails to jabbing about in a loose and
savage manner, and it is just then the
needle finds the opening, and comes
up through the button and iiart way
through his thumb with a celerity that
no human ingenuity can guard again*L
Then he lays down the things, with a
few tamiliar quotations, and presses
the iinared hand between his knees,
and then holds it under the other arm,
and finally jams ft into his month, and
nil the while he prances about the
floor and calls upon heaven and earth,
to witness that there has never been
anything like it since the world was
created, and bowls and whistles, and
moans and sobs. After a while be
calms down, and pats on his pants,
fettoos them together with a stick and
goes to his taainess a changed
Jktnbv] Noes,
Don’t Cadi a Man a Liar.
Never tell a man that he is a liar, un
less yon are ceit&in yon can lick him;
for as a general role, when yon say
that, it means fight
I have arrived at this conclusion
through sad experience. I know that
it is not safe to give the lie to a mus
cular Christian.
I did once. I am sorry for it now
as I never grieved for anything else in
the whole course of my life.
Wc were standing on the sidewalk
in front of the dob, when I made the
statement We had been talking poli
tics, and men who talk politics and
who get over it are—to pat it mildly
—lunatics or else want an office. This
man made an assertion touching the
feme of my favorite candidate, which
I believed to be untrue. It is proba
ble that if it had been true as it was
false, I should have taken the same
course, because you understand how 1
got my ornamental eye.
1 mildly suggested that a man who
would make such a statement as that
was lost to all sense of shame and
would bo guilty of any base crime.
He disagreed with me on that point
As for nimsclf he never made a
statement except upon the most ample
proof My candidate was tho meanest
man that ever went unhung.
I told him he lied.
I have been kicked by a mule; have
fallen out of a second story window on
hard pavements; eaten persimmons;
beard Miss Blow read poetry for two
hours and a half; skated, hunted, rode
a sharped backed horse of mustang
parenage, an adept in the art of “buck
ing,” suffered griefs of varous kinds
and still clung to life—but all these
arc feathers in the balance compared
with that little word, liar.
Immediately after saying it I sat
down not in the way people usually sot
down.
I sat on the rim of my right ear,
about ten teet from the spot where I
bad beeu standing when i made uso
of the expression quoted above. I am
not used to sitting in that position and
I do not think it agreed with me.
I have heard of people who got up
on their ear and walked off. I wished
I knew how to do it, I would have pro
pelled myself away from that spot im
mediately, if 1 hod possessed this
happy faculty. I proceeded to briug
myself to a perpendicular, fully unend
ing to use the means of locomotion
nature had given me; but when 1
came right side up, something heavy
run against my nose, aud os I felt
rather tired I sat down on my othei
ear. I like a change—it is too monoto
nous doing tho same thing* over
again.
Somebody took my large friend
away and I was quite pleased when lie
was gone. I have concluded to look
twice at a man before I givo tho lie
again. My eye is in mourning, my
nose swelled to the size of a citron with
the cojor of a blush rose, aud my store
clothes look like they had been run
through a patent sausage machine. I
ould not have that mau’s temper for
auything in the world.
To the Friends of Negro Labor
in the State of Georgia.
Auqusta, Ga., April 10,1873.
At the meeting of the Agricultural
Society ot this State last February,
held iu this city, the following Resolu
tion was adopted:
Resolved, That a committee of ti _
bo appointed, with Col. D. E. Butler,
Chairman, to consider and report at
the next convention of tho society the
best plan of preventing colored emi
gration from the State.
Accordingly, Mr. Johnson, Assis
tant Secretary, informs me that the
following are tho genllomcn named by
the President:
D. E. Butler, Chairman, Capt. T. G.
nolt, Jr., Macon; Col. W. J. Ander
son, Fort Valley; Hon. John C. Rags
dale, Lithonia, aud Co?. John II. Fit-
ten, Adairs ville.
The object of this communication is
to invite co-operation, gather statis
tics, facts, and as much other informa
tion as we may, that a good report be
made in August next, at Athens, to
the society.
The committee will gladly receive
letters, and promptly reply. Write
to any of us.
Will not planters as a class, give us
the result of their experience and rea
soning on the subject? Will not some
of the railroads lake a leisure moment
and arrange for us such information
as the rccorJs in their office may af
ford, viz: how many negro laborers
have gone out of Georgia over their
lines, and how many came in, if any?
The question is, “is it true that they
arc going away?- Then how shall we
keep them here? My address is,
D. E. Butler, Chairman,
Care of J. J. Pearce, Butler <fc Co.,
Augusta, Ga.
P. S.—The press of the State will
confer a favor by giving circulation to
this notice.
The Tennessee Mitrailleuse.—
The New York South says:
Without doubt the most wonderful
invention of modern times in the w^y
of guns is the recent invention of Mr.
J.P. Taylor, oi Elizabethton, Tcnti.,
of a new American Revolving Mitrail
leuse. We attended a trial of this gun
at the manufactory of Wm. F. Ilolske,
on Tuesday last. Several newspaper
men were present, and Gen. J. T. Wil
der, of Chattanooga. The gun per
formed much better than the most
sanguine expected, firing with won
derful rapidity at the rate of 1,400 balls
per minute.
This is the first and only &un of the
kind ever made, and so far as the ex
periments have gone, it now far sur
passes the celebrated Galling gun or
the French mitrailleuse.
Gen. Wilder will take this gun to
Vienna, where it will be on exhibi
tion during the Exposition.
Be Frank and Determined.—
Never affect to be other than what
vou are—either richer, or wiser, or
braver. Learn to say “I do not
know,” and “I cannot afford it” with
most sonorous distinctness and em
phasis. Men will then believe vou.
when you say “I do know ” and “I'cau
afford iL” Never be ashamed to pass
for just what you really are, and try
to be as worthy as possible. Once es
tablish yourselves and your mode of
life as what they truly are, and you
are on solid ground.—A man is always
of consequence in the world, when it
is known that we can implicitly rely
on him—that when he says he nows
a thing, be knows It; and when be
says be win do a thing, be will do iL
Such a reputation wifi give a man
more real enjoyment, and is offer
the re-
sons which display and pretensions
can mtnates
Tom. Scott is reported to be the
owner of 16,000 miles of railroad, and
Sixteen acres of Legislature.
A Wheeling hotel ke«]ier who main
tains a respectable house, refused to
board members of the Legislature un
der any circumstances.
The GainesTille Eagle alludes to a
dog which, after bowling for an hour
in fVoct of the editor’s house, had to
“adjourn lor repairs.”
The choir sang “Come ye disconso
late,” at a recent wedding in Lafay
ette, Ind. Tho bride, who is thirty-
two, says she isn’t near so disconso
late as sho was.
A gushing poet asks in tho first line
a rectnt effusion. “How many wea
ry pilgrims lie?” Wc givo it up; but
experience has taught us that there
a good many.
The editor of a children's paper in
Chicago received a letter from a lady
subscriber recently, in which was
written : “Our little Anna died last
week, alter reading the last number
of your valuable paper.”
Asking a young lady what "her ac
complishments are , generally speak
ing, is harmless enough. Still, in these
days, it might iu some case* cause cm-
harassment to put the questiuu, **l)o
you paint?”
ery wealthy farmer of Ohio
countv, Kcntucav, has this “noiis”
posted up m his field: “If any man's
or woman’s cows or oxen gits in these
here oats, his or her tale will be cut off
i the case may be.”
The wealthiest farmer ia the world
is the Khedive of Egypt, who culti
vates nearly a million acres; is said to
have 4.000 steam plows, and whose
yearly income amounts to nearly $50,-
000,000.
The wasp with a yellow bustle is no
insignificant agent in dispersing a
crowd, but a nervous woman making
through a crowd for tho cars with a
valise in ono hand aud an umbrella in
the other is about as appalling an ob
ject as the human mind can conceive
and maintain its balaucc.
A young fellow, whose better-half
had just presented him with a pair of
bouncing twins, atteuded church one
Sunday. During the discourse tbc
clergyman looked right out at our iu-
nocent friend, and said, in a touc of
thrilling cloqucucc, “Young tnau,you
have au important responsibility
thrust upon you.” The newly fledged
dad, supposing the preacher alluded to
his peculiar homo event, considerably
startled the audience by exclaiming,
“Yes, I have two of’em.”
In the course of a spicy article iu
answer to the question “arc advertise
ments ever read,” tho Mobile Register
says; “If any man a fleet* to believe
that .advertisements are not read, let
him advertise that he wants to buv t
dog, for instance. If he is not turn
ished with every variety ot animated
sausage that morning Indore break
fast—aud besides with ouc or two
sound grounds for suits against 1
for assaults, we will break our golden
rule and • - deadhead his ml
tisment. And it is lair to iufer I
any mau who wauts to sell a dog, also
wishes to buy something with the p
cceds of his canine venture. Arm
up to the man who wishes to sell his
cargo of coffee thul he may buy a
go of Western produce.
Of all the evils prevalent an
men, we know of none more blighting
in its moral tdl'ccis than to s]»cuk
slightingly of the virtue ol woraau.
Nor is there anything in which young
meb are so thoroughly mistaken as
the low estimate they form oi the in
tegrity of woman—not of their own
mothers and sisters, but of others, who
they forget arc somebody rise's
ers and sisters. As a rule, no
who surrenders to this debasing habit
is to be trused with any enterprise re
quiring integrity of character. 1’laiu
words should bo spoken on this point,
for the evil is a general one, and deep
rooted. Let Dur young men remember
that their chief happiness of life de
pends unon tiicir utter faith in woman.
No worldly whdom, no misanthre
philosophy, no generalization, >
cover or weaken this fundamental
truth. It rl.ands like the rccoid of God
itself—for it is nothing less than this—
and should put an everlasting sea’
upon lips that are wont to speak slight
tngly of women fChannin;
A Burl.u^tvu v * *.
old lady living there
dissolute husband, who fell sick au
dit'd. She atteuded the tuncrat. an-
upon her return remarked that she
had one consolatiou, “She kucw where
he slept nights.”
Ex-Governor .Seymour, of New
York, is credited with remarking, dur
ing bis recent Southern lour, that
“When Southern statesmen were
power we had a pore and glorious
Government; but in their exclusion
from office, crime and corruption have
come in like a flood.”
WM. HOME.
Established 1830.
IMPORTER
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uaxea* axr *olr unman. Sic ,
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MEIN IIA It D BROS. & CO.
Wholesale Dealers iu
Boots, Shoes, Hats,
READY-MADE
CLOTHING.
dents' Furnishing Goods,
l-.t Broughton St.,
A mother wu iuatniclinx her little
aon on the evil, of procrihlinution,
and said to him: -Never pul otf till
to-morrow what you can no lo-dnv
dear Tommy,’’ when Tommy an.wrr
cd, -Then IeU finiih np the plumb
pudding to.nighl, dear mamma. *
Rev. Jam,:, Montgomery Haile.,
the editor of tin* Danbury-New,, i,
one of the mo«t popular humoritt, o'
the day. Recently, during one of hi,
iermon,, M.mo of the boy, got up :
chicken fight iu,*. outaide tho church,
and natura’’y enough, the congrega
tion silently dropped out, one by one,
nrtil finally the man of Danbury" be
came aware of the tact thal, like the
lav*, me of summer, he vu ‘ lei;
preaching alone.” lie determined,
however, not to be outdone by them;
and stepping to ooc of the window,,
and looking out upon hi, sporting con
gregation, be exclaimed, in the moat
feeling manner, -Brethren, we are all
miaerable sinner,! Which one whip-
pedr
Catur -The hut census exhibit,
sum. fact, which will do to reflect on
a, showing lb. amount of crime in the
ratMos condition, of society in Va,-
sachuselts and Georgia. In Uuu-
chnaetta, one person in every 577 ia a
criminal; ia Georgia, ooly one crimi
nal in every UXA Of the native
whites in llsssmhuMtu, one in every
ato is a criminal; ot aaUra whiles in
Georgia, ooly c*e in every 09 M a
convict. Of the colored people in
Msesnrhnsetla. there ie one criminal
to every 100; in Georgia, there 1s one
tamer PUL Foreigners in Massa
chusetts are criminal in the proportion
of one to 2W; in Georgia only one in
Bmut Bailer Utm h Ifh—rlnmtii.
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uml Packing,
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Leather, Valises, Trunks,
Carpet Hugs. Whipt*
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