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Newspaper Page TextFaUulied’every Siturday Morning. Christian'& Triplett, .Proprietors. At* Subscriptions mtut be paid tamhUjr m artranc*. No <focri«huUio»i In OiTorof anybody. Ton paper will bo stopped In all Inefcaneee at the expiration of the ttme i*M far,,aalM* eab- eriptleniiarepreTkwulyreaewed^'^ ~ ADVERTISING RATES. *Th<5 falloWlnr are tha **■*■»****■*!*$* Ooorgla Frees Aae elation, and will be strictly •JUerad to by Ibo Tints, aiyl in no Instance de- parted from. 1 '• ■ Professional €arbs. Sauannal) Cavils. J. T. GOODE, L. S. MrSWAIN. GOODE & M9SWAIN,- Altorneys and- Counsellors ATIjAW THOU A S VILLE, DA. Office,upstairs, in Mc/ntyre’r Netr BullJiif, Jackson Street. «us23-iy 3 500 4 »! 5 75 « 7512 to 16 to 21 00 3000 4 4 00 5 75: 7 75 5 50.14 501875 2500 30 00 t 1 5 00, 7 00 8 75 10 25 17 00 21 60,29 00 42 00 l^coll 500 *25 10 25 12 00 1950 24 55 2300, M00 j£col!ll 25 1500 1850'3fl75j337540to55 60 8100 Ccol 15 25 ‘JO 50 25 50 30 25,40 75 54 50 75 50 100 00 1 co! 1 1809247531503750^8Qu|C7 75,8300 13200 A square Is one Inek aotfcT Nonpareil. No charge made for lore than a square. Si^clal uoUces *h>. be charged 25 per cent abere regular retee. Notices, In local column, In Nonpareil type. 20 ociits per line, fcr each Insertion. Persona sending advertisements win pteasc designate the departamut of tl*e paper In which they with them luserted-wlictber iu the ‘*regn- lar, ••special** «- ••local” column; also the length ot the time they wish them published and the space they want them to occupy. Announcing names of candidates for office $5,00 invariably In advance. Marriages ami Obituary Notices not exceeding nihSTSub.irtwaS^rcttorrt 2S 10 Iiik—., t^nUr »U.r,Wii* rate will be charted. WHEN BILLS ARE DUE. All advertisements In thi* paper are dne at any lima after the first insertion of the same, and will be collected a*, the pleasure of the propri- ators, unless otherwise arranged by contract. The foreg »lng terms, and conditions for adver tising In the Timka wilt not be departed from *a no i**tuncr. HATES AST) BULBS FOB LEGAL Al>- VEHTJSISi). Sheriff’s sales,peelery.— „ ~ •* 00 •• Mortgage FI Fa sries per square,.^ 5 to Citations lor .etters of Admlul-tration T. to •• *• • Guardianship......... 6 to Application for DfanuMon from JJmlu- J ^ ^ ^ppliention for iilsmission from Guardi-1 ApMIcathin Ibr leave to sell Land Sties of Land, per square..— H ties or Perishable property, per squnra... Notices to Debtor* and Creditors - Foreclosure ot Mortgago, per square E-tray Notices, 30 days....- — - application fcr Homestead CHAS. P. HANSELL, Attorney at Law - , Thomasville, : - G“- wm^ltTcct! **^ n * "■>;«>'«•• II. W. Hope 1X8. T.N.Hopkixs. HOPKINS & HOPKINS, Attorneys at Law, Jack sox Sthf.et, Thomasville, : : Georgia. Stieclal attention given to collections of cln'ms against the U. &. Go^ffbuicnt. Obtaining Land warrant*, liotnity claims, Pensions, Sc JOSEPH P- SMITH. Attorney at Law, 'Comer Broad and Jackson Streets, THOMASVILLE, <3--A~ mar 2l-ly OUR Job Printing' Department. W. D. M ITCHEI J. MITCHELL & MITCHELL, Attorneys at Law. IIO.TIASVII.tE, . «A. nar 21-!y .1. R. Alexander, Attorney at Law, TSOMASYILIiE, GA. --r-21-ly ' Having supplied 3ur*clvcs tvith i M. HAMMOND. ♦ K. T. DAVIS. HAMMOND & DAVIS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. — AXU — COLLECTOES OF CLAIMS, THOMASVI I.LE, S. W. GEORGIA. 21.1,. .lames . L. He ward, fttt©t*tt©jf at Law, THOMASVILLE, - - GA. K. i llacLEAN, A 11 o r n e y —AND— yOims<.*loi* at Tjuw, THOMASVILLE, GA. OFFICE—l’p Stairs Over Dreyer A Isaac**. OR. 0. S. BRMD0S THOMASVILLE GA. Office—Rack room Evans’ Building, mar 21-ly * We are now prepared to execute in r ««»» STVLK AND AT AS LUW I»KlOK* a, can bo bad iu Ibo State, JOB WORK OF ALL KINDS, A. P. TAYLOll, M. D., ThettiasYtlle, : : 6a. OFFICE—Front room over Stark's CoitTucliocdry. r 21-ly SUCH AS BUI Head*, . Circurlars, >. Letter Heads, * Statement.-. Note Heads, j Invitation Cards, Visiting Cards, Hand Bills Legal Blanks and every other description of Job Work. Our Stock and Matorial i New and Complete and every effort will be made to. give sat isfaction to all who fuvor us with their patronage. Patronize your Home Entei prises, and don't send off for J ot Work,- bring it to the Tutu. Job Omce.- - > DE. JNO. H. COYLE, RESIDENT DEATfST, THOMASVILLE, GA. re, Corner Jackson aul Broai Sts, Just Twenty Year* As®. There fe much of beauty and sim plicity fa the following-lines. They have been preserved but we know not their author:/ T f I've wan.lercd, the village, Tom: I’ve sat beneath the tree. - *■ Upon the school house ground whidi sheltered you and tqq . Ilut none were left to greet rae, Tom; and few were left tmkiiow, That played with us upon the green, some twenty years ago. The grass is just as green, Tom; bare footed boys at play,. Were sporting just as we did then, with spirit just as gay the “master” sleeps t which coated o’er with snow, Afforded us a sliding place, just twen ty years ago. The school-houi.c is altered now ; the benches-are i cplaced. By new ones,■very like the same oar pen-knives had defaced; Rut the shine old bricks are in the wall the lsell swines to and fro, Its music just the sanfc, dear Tom; ’twas twenty years ago. The boys arc playing some old game, beneath that same old tree ; 1- have forgot the name just now— you've played the same with me, that same snot; ’twa9 played with knives by throwing so and so ; The leader had a task to do—there twenty jears ijp. : v The river's running iiisl as still ;*thc willows on its side, e wider than they were, Tom ; the stream appears’less wide— Rut the grnpcVine swing is ruined now whyre once wc played the beau, And swung onr sweethearts,—“pretty girls” just twenty years ago. The spring that babbled 'nenth the hill, close by the spreading bench, Is very low—'twas onec so high, that wc could almost reach : And. kneeling down to get a drink, dear Tom I started so. 1 o see how sttdly 1 urn changed, since twenty years ago. Near by the spring upon Uie elm, you kuow 1 cut your name, Your sweetheart's just beneath it Tom, and you did mine the same. £nme heartless wretch had peeled the bark, 'twas dying sure-but slow, lust as that one whose name you cut, died twenty years ago. My lids have long been dry, Torn; but tears came iu tuy eyes ; I thought of her 1 loved so well—those early brokeu ties; 1 veiled ihu old church yard and took some powers to throw, Upon the graves of those wc loved some twenty years ago. Some in the church yard laid—some sleep beneath the sea. But few aro - left of our old class, ex cepting you and me : Lud when our lime shall coiuc, Tom, ami wc arc called to go, I hobo they’ll lay us where wc played, just twenty years ogo. 4 A Bolt Always in Order.’ SA.-VA3ST3STAI3:. ft. P. ftBfttAS, Attorney at Law, Savannah, Ga. Ray Street, over '-Voriwug News' Office. V* to II >n. A. T MacIntyre, Judge A. II. R. E. LESTEH, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SANANXAII, GA. Senry B. Tompkins, Attorney at Law, 3AY STBEET, SAVANNAH* GA. Practice in Unite*! State* Court!* »al all SUt< Re er to (.’apt. irm.M. Hammond, Col. A, P. Vrifl't. mar 21-ly. il. A- Hi»WELI. Howell & -Denmark, ^tttomens at £aui, SA-’V’-AJN’lSrAH, GkA.- — y _j>t W entl-v rn»t-l Befrr .... StaMw,.V C«.. Hon. A. H. Ilai , .. John Tr1|.lett, Thomutllle, Om, Protuvt attention jiven to nil buninew en- *u*t—l to tiivir care. Befrr bv |;(rmMn*. tn Merara. GrooTer ' *■ ,.V Crt.. and H. B. Kepi'onl S*vann»?i. L II. Ilaqacll, J. I. Seward asd Csfd. 'rlf»ks*‘ —-—**•* r ‘~ mar "1*1 y W. C. BEERS SMITH & BEERS, Attorneys at J_,aw, Corner I^iy and Hall Streets, /-’roiu t lie St. £ou!a I tc public ah.] .Vquill.s declares that his wife is nl- vuys taking some kind of a mean ad- .'aulage of him. ‘Tlic best woman in he wot Id, sir,’ says Squills, ‘but now ind then site will act mean, aud she can’t help ii.’ ‘J.ast Saturday at breakfast,’ said Squills, ’she was as smiliug as a bun- lie of chips.’ ‘Arc your chop9 done to your liking, •Squills, dear ?’ •Deliciously, mv fove.’ ‘I broiled them myself, dear.’ *1 knew ii was going to be hot,’ said -quills, and when I got into the hall t»r leave, Mrs. Squills ^was there with my hat in ouc baud and my overcoat ip the other. •Squills, deal.’ she began. •1 thought it time to pitch iu here,’ said Squills, ‘so I said, quietly,’ TIow much, Mrs. Squills ? Out with it, ray love.’ ‘Mr. Squills,” said she, ‘don't be un- manlyTsir, I beg; hot to ’say'ridicu lous. Gussy wants a silk dress to go to clfurch in; the poor child really isn’t decent—‘you tire very sorry,' well, o you ought to be. ‘Let hex say her prayers at home.’ ^ No, Mr. Squills, she shan't stay at home, and she shan't say her prayers, and Mr. Squills yon arc cuough to aggravate a saint, ai d your conduct Is 'disgusting, and' It's ;h to drive a woman to bolt light off ic Chicago and get a divorce.’ I thought this was a good lime to fire offinv ;*ct joke,’ said Squills, ‘so 1 taid. 'Mrs. Squills, a l*oit is always In order.’ Then I bolted myself, for Mrs. Squills comes of a fighting family.' •When 1 went home at night. Gussy, dear child, played all ray pci Offen bach music, and 1 knew I was in for the dress, only I warned to hold oul ill morning, just tor the look of tbf ihing.’ • five years after we were mar ried,' said Squills, ‘Mrs. S. would per- looking under the bed lor a man. It's the same man every wo man looks for, I suppose, because the}' all do it. Well, failing to find thl man. Mrs. Squills finally gave him uf> in disgust aud took to something else. I supposed said Squills, ‘they all take to something else after they can't finjl the man under the bed. Mrs. Squillk weakness is bolting the door. ‘Mr. Squills, have you bolted the door?* always the last thing at night. ‘This particular night,’ said Squills* *Mrs.-S. was very dignified and dis tant. No familiarities, Mr. Squills, if you please; yon wounded my feel fags in their tenderest point this merit ing, and I cannot forget, though you did, that I atn your wife, and the mother cfyour children, Mr. Squill*. 1 * Tais was phehing it uncommonly strong, you know,* said Squills, fond J was about to surrender, when Mrs. outside bod rail. Not even ‘good night, -Squills. 1 1 felt pretty bad about it, 1 can tell you, but V went to sleep. 1 don’t know how long I hail slept, but some time, when 1 experienced a kjek in the back, as it a playful mule hail been fanning me.' perhaps it was necessary, as I always slept bard.’ ‘Air. Squill*,’ at last I beard Mrs. S. say, 4 lfr. Squills, have you bolud the door ?* ' •Now I leave it to any man,’ said Squills, appealingly, ‘whether that is the correct thiog tor the mother of a family to do ? Of course I got op and bolted the infernal door, and I said, ‘Mrs.' Squills, why the deuce did n’t yon think of bolting the doot before I went to sleep, and not wake up a man in tLc middle of a cold night to do it V And what do you suppose her answer waa?*. *Why, Mr. -Squills,* she said, ‘I thought a bolt was always in order.* ‘What did Isay? What could I say? And the worst of it all,’ said Squills, T:i be banged if she wasn't laughing at roe; I could feel the bed abasing.* Smith and Johnson—How They Ran Rival Stage Li»K8.?-Iit Utah Ti rriiory there were two rival stage lines, one run by a man named Smith, an4 another run by a man named Johnson. The competition waa^so great that' at’ last bolli lines carried people for nothing, and gave them premiums besides. Smith offered fiee rides-and a Barlow knife to each pas senger. Johnson offered a boiled shirt. Smith saw lbat*aud went oue belter by giving a pound of. Bologna sausage with the sliirt. Johnson adopted thq,sausage, and distributed gold-beaded caues aud copies of Watt’s hymns. Smith rallied, aud offered all of Johnson’s premiums with a litter of pups and* a bunch of tootb-picks to each man. But Jolinsou took all the travel by paying the debts of each passenger*aud' deeding him a ceme tery loL Smith turned the tide imme diately in KU directum by giving daelt fellow a pair of mules, a church pew, and 1/300 shares of^stock in the'Pa cific Railroad. Then Johnson deter mined upon his master stroke. Ue weut to Brigham Young and got a 8t trial dispensation, and then he ot- fured to marry all the women who rode in his stages, to take all the men into partnership, aud to give gum riugs to all the babies. Smith was broken up aud had to sell out and abandon the business. Johnson now lms 1,42C wives, 1,.“»00 partners, ard he Is indebted to 'an India-rubber man for six bushels of gum rings. But lie, killed Smith and he is now happy.— MaxAdekt - Follow the Examvlr—A cer tain mechanic found, at the-age of twenty-one, that he possessed a fancy for books, cigars and liquor—extrava gant tastes all. Well, he thought the matter over, and, knowing that he must be dependent on liis skill for a home and education, he decided to lay out iu liooks every year the' sum which he estimated it would cost a moderate drinker for liquor. He also calculated what it would cost him for tobacco and cigars, for theatres and unday riding, and set apart that money in the same way. *i he result >, that in a few years he owned n library ot several hundred volumes.— in this library he has a row of shelves labelled Ifiqu'or, Tobacco, Theatres. Livery Stables, which are now filled with books bought with the money lie would otherwise have appropriated for these purposes. Young men, this little story needs no comment—but tliiuk about it.’ ^£{<*40 A. ILffinsd!, Mitikcn and XJtflwL Bill Ahp on the Panik.—Munuy to be belt by must Ue skittered around so that evcrybwly can git sum. When its most all piled up iu a few pyramids the least jostle w ill tumble it to the ;rqund. If 1 wus a king l*d fix a rem- irdy for bkmied fortunes mighty quick, t’d tax a man nothin on an incum f o thousan dollars and Under. Iu lax 10 per cent on all between o nud 10 thou?aud, 2l) per cent c n all betwee n 10 and 20 thousand and so on dublic up to 50 thousand —Above that I'd Uke it all, every dollar. 1 tell you tha will git em. - That will keep down these Wall street rings. It will lei a man have enough for all decent and re ipcktable purposes, and after that he must do his sheer for them who a wet sd toil and liavent been as smart or s mean or a* lucky as himself, will pot a limit upon a man's avarice and keep munuy in better employment than payin $50,000 for a horse or $100,- 000 for a diamond pin.. When a man comes home and ti t*> bob the door »ith a sweet potato, {Hikes the (lx e w ith the spout of a cof fee-pot, attempt* to wind up the clock with hi$ lmot-jack} .dries to- cut kiwi- ling wood for hts morning fite wiib a paper knife, takes a cold potato in h»< hand to light him to bed and prefer* sleeping fa his bat and bools, jon may reasonably infer thkt be' has been making the acquaintance of some very friendly people. A John Bull conversing with an In dian, asked him If he fate* the son never act* in the Queen’s dominions ‘No,’ said the Indian. ‘Do yon know the reason why V asked John, ‘Be- cause God is afraid to trust an Eng- man in the dark,’ wu the savage s re- ply. ‘Fred,’said a young man walking up State street fa Chicago (bo ocher day after listening to hn wooderfhl story, •Do yon know why yon are Uke a harp struck by Cghtnfag? ‘No,* said Frai THE VIRGINIUS. SpanhhXuban Comments on < Affair. Washington, No^22.—It not to be geqeraUy known that there have been preparations quietly going on under the direction of the Secreta ry of War, placing our arsenals in a oou Uioa. to supply the want* of an army in the field In case of war, and H»okin)t to the condition of the arma ment of our fortifications for the suc cessful defense ot our harbors against a hostile 'attack by iron-dads. The ordinance department of the army is at this moment in * mpsi active prep aration for a State of war, aud i*Yeady to supply an army with entire equip ment of war material, including the most approved breech loading arras and field and siege batlerries of artil- ery, with every kind of ammunition. The telegraph has been vigorously used, urging forward every prepara tions to the extent of ordinance apjffo- orjations, and the ordinauce officers are fully alive to the gravity of the oc casion, and to the necessity for ample preparation to meet all demands should war be the result of out present complications. White from the* na ture of the case the navy had to take the active initiatory, the wax depart ment is/ully up to the crisis in quiet preparation for the future. SICKLES DANGER. London, Nov. 22.—Specials argue that the recent interview between Castcllnr an Sickles was stormy.— fickle* barely escaped mobbing. Malbid, Nov. 22.—Under arrange ments of ..the British Minister, Gen. Sickles has btopped. the preparations he was makiugjo leave Madrid. A Story a* is a Story. Tiie reader is expected to believe the foil#wing story in every ptrticu- for-. When a young mau I was traveliug in Western New York, and late ol a stormy night applied at a log cabin for lodging. The occupant a woman, refused it, saying her husband aud sons wero out hunting and if they found me there they would murder me. 1 pre ferred the chance to the storm, and *Uc consented that I might lay-down be fore the fixe. In the night 1 heard them coming and scrambled up tlic chimney. Tliiuking I was safe when at the top, 1 stepped over the root, aud jumped down at the back of the cabin struck plump into a wolf trap. A scream of pain brought the men and boys out, and they t’cciared 1 deserved n worse punishment tliau death: so tliev kept ms both iu the trap atod sus pense until morning, aud thcn.beadcd me m a hogshead, with norlight nor air but the bung hole. They put me ona sled, drove me some four miles up a hill, and then rolled me off to starve. This would undoubtedly have been the case but for a single occurrence. Iho evolves smelled roe out and gathered around my prison, when one of them iu turuiug around happened to thrust his tail into the bung hole. It was (by ouly chance. I caught a firm hold and held on like grim death to a dead dar key, which, frightened the wolf 6f course, and he started down the hill followed by the hogshead. It was very uneasy ride over stumps; but 1 had no idea how loug it was, until the hogshead striking a stone fairly, the staves, worn by long travel, were bro ken in, and 1 jumped out and found inysclf way down in the lower end of Cattarragus county, some thirty xai’ts tfom ihe a.-enc of the disaster. dialling hare Under Difficul ty ties. The Elizabethan ruffs are coming in to great favor am^ng the ladies.. It has various uses, and sometimes is ihe cause of much discomfort One young man there is who carries his car iu a sling, an eye in mourning, and pre sents a general protestmiainst the new fashion —Hu is very devoted in his at- enlious to his girl, aud she is nothing loth to receive his admiration. 111$ other eveuing expecting his coming she had elaborately dressed for the oc casion, and her ruff, stiff as an unte* strained use of &aliu starch ccul-J make it, was ol the most Munning character. The lorcr came at the orthodox time aud the evening passed pleasantly. Finally, after a certain amount of pre liminary btshfulness. the maiden as sented to her lover's request for a kiss. He essayed to Uke it. but was met at every point by a bristling wall of tarl- tan and starch. He came up to her ia front and was gouged in each eye. He sided up to her, and the right hand prong cut one of bis ears half off He htterapted to reach the prize over h»f right choulder, and a clicvaux de frite of face tickled bis nosu until he was obliged to take a seat -and sneeze. Then slue came to the reacne and held down one side of ihe provoking ruff Just as he had nil but reached her blooming check, the damsel lost her grip and the razor-like decoration flew up with p force that took an “under bit” out of hi* right ear. Then tlfcy quarreled about whose ‘fault it was' and on anticipated wedding has come to a premature end. A German, speaking of a severe headache he bad had the previous evening, said to his companion: ‘Mine got! mine head it ached so pad I couldn’t raise It off mine pillow until L-gets up and walks around a ltulc!* .Aryoung man at Niagara, having boen crossed iqlove, walked out to tlic precipice, took offhis clothes, gave one lingering look at the gulf beneath him, and then went home, i/h^ody was found next m truing in bed. One of the young ladies at the Elgin watch factory, H Is said, is at work up on a patent watch which will have hands so made and adjusted at to seize the wearer by the coat collar every evening about 10 o'clock and walk him off home. An Irishman, trying: to put out a gas light with his fingen, cried out:—‘Och, murther! there's nivei a wick in it!* Josh Billings'says, very truly You'd better know not so much^than to know so- many thiugv that ain't sa Courtship is defined^' by a usd who pretends to kuow, as the ‘•skirmish be fore the regular bome.” A Michigan manufacturer bos eigh teen thousand broom-handles ready for shipment. This ought to set hus bands to thinking about coming home early. Twetya years have passed since spe cie payments were suspended, and is estimated that at least one-third of the population - of the United Slates are absolutely unacquainted with the na tional coins. ‘Is that clean butter?* asked a gro- r, of a boy who had brought & quan tity to tlic market. *1 should thlvk it ought to he,* replied the boy, ‘for Sal Were more than two hours picking the hairs? and motes out of it last night.* A girl of the season, comments thus on Mormotiism: “How absurd! Four or five wives to ono msn, when the fact each woman, in these tiroes ought to have five husbands. It would take about that'number to support me de cently. The immense dopr-/»la*es worn by ladies on their belts might be utilized engraving thereon lh<T wearers name, age, residence, fortunes or i x- pcctations, and stating whether heart free or engaged. It would save some die nun the trouble of making in quiries. The monument ot Fiiilip Embury founder of Methodism in this country Unveiled, on Monday at Cam bridge, New York, iu the presence of large encoursc of people. Bishops Kane Simpson aud others made ad dresses. Unless you give me aid’ said a beg gar to a bene volt nt lady, ‘I'm afraid 1 shall have to resort to something which I greatly dislike to do.* The lady han ded him a dollar, and compassionately asked, ‘What is it, poor man. that I have 6ftveil you from?’ ‘Work’ was the mournful auswer. ' JOS. FINNEGAN & CO. COTTON FACTORS COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 94 Baf St.,’ (Join* Biotk) savannah a a. Bagging and Ties furnished at the lowest rates. Liberal advances ma le on all consignments. H. J. ROYAL, SURGEON DENTIST, n l 29 .-'?. “ on * reM Slrcet Opposite Pulaski House. Snvnnunli, . . c . a mws SOUTHERN PHOTOGRAPHIC AND FE SnOTTPE STOCK DEPOT, SAVANNAH. .. GEORGIA First-class Stock at Northern l’ri- ces, suviug time, freight, insurance, arajage, etc. rnar'Jl ]u n , •las. Manning. SAVANNAH MACHINE WORKS S. W. GLEASON & CO., ENGINEERS. A MACHINISTS, In l-oruu. Iroa ?ni . ... IJSSl. J.lu. * M| ' .VAVA.SNAH, 0.1. fttexaodep A Russell, waozjss&jLjg GROCERS, AND LtQl'OR &EALE8S, Cor. .Vhercorn aud Bryan Sts., SAVANNA II, - GA. A ,e * onder ' Wm. A. Russell. u*^a. Alexander, Cha*. It. Maxwell. SnDanna'j^fabs: John Oliver, HOUSE & SIQK Painter, GtLBgft& GLAZIER. Stet WMtater Stmt, N. W.Cte»«r f*j Unc SAVAXXAD. GA. DBALEU IN .•fashes. Blinds. Doors, Mouldings, Paint*, Oils, Window Glass, Putty, Brushes, ami all Painters’ and ♦ Glaziers’ IMZ -A. T E 3R, I A.Z-B . MIXED PAJXTS OF ALL COL ORS ASD SHADES. wsrSt-ty C.L GILBERT I CO.. Wholesale Dlai.els in CH0ICE Family GROCERIES Vegetables, - Fruits Confectionaries, Butter, Cheese, Pig Meats, Pickled Beef, Spiced Pxj* Kill. Mackerel, Cod Fish, Tea, Coffee. Self leavening Flour, Soap, Starch, . Candles, Canned Fruit*, Pick le*, Nuts, R«i>ia«. Sar dines Yeast Powders, Condensed Milk, Matches, Kerosene Oil, Tobacco, Cigar*, Wiuis, «4c., «Jto., Ac. Clioico small new Cheese, cltoUvot Goshen Rutter, just received ami for sale low by .Vo’*. 1(4 «ii,| 163 I1a> Stivet, Snvnnunli, - • Gro. imr7Mr. JOHN MfCOOPEifc «r<j(>., . Ju'.Ia* S:irrt». . Cor. Whlukcr »V Savaunnb, IDwteik auJ I m l « in Books and Stationery of all Kind Copying *n.| .Soul rrmra. .Su vryora'Cwai- |asni,.Vrai K i| l | U>.k I‘ii.silng p«|« r •M l Ink, U UU IVms IV-a M <1 /*, mil C*~* 1K.-J.anj l'ockst Klilvr*. * l^I.rr.Mriltlnx «nd c lora l 1 *.ijpUylaie, VtMiiMg uni lVlnloi*' Card-, roitiULiiaic-, ,c«-. hcl..Hd Fund. A gentleman was once asked if he had lost any children. ‘No,* be plied, ‘l have two iu heaven, but have LOaT none.’ To a truly Christian family the death of any one ol its members is tut a temporary absence, not no eternal separation. — If two saw-logs, at so much a gross, in a certain number ot hours, were planted in two rows running parallel to each other and only stopping when they get tired, produce fifty pouuds of sugar ot lead, forty pounds of gutta percha and a couple of pigs of iron, how many years old is a boy whose gran father died while she wan three years young, ami who has freckles? To Yuma Men*.—Horace Greeley used to tell young men Jo go West.— Brick Pomeroy advises tltern In this ■wise: t-y “Gfow up to be the cashier ol some bank, join the Sabbath school, borrow two or three hundred -thousand dol lars of the bank without saying any- thing aliout i‘, go to Europe and have lots of fun. If this way is not open o you. go Congress and get some back W ” Say* a Ixmdon letter: The money- taker being unavoidably afoent war. temporarily replaced at the exhibition of iho bearded lady ami other natural phenomena by a pretty, bright-eyeu girl of about fourteen. “Haw, I su;*- «—tl*o—er bearded lady is rout mother,” obserfeT a swell as be pah bis money. “No, air.” said the extern pore money-taker, naively; “•lie's ui) father.” A mis'nke happened some time agt a funeral in Mary-le-booc. TI» clergyman had gene on with the ser vice, until he cam- to that pan which say*. ‘-Our deceased brother or sister,** without knowing whether the deceas ed wo* male or female. He tarsed u* one of the mourners, and asked wheth er It was a brother omxsUr. The man very innocently replied, “No relation at all sir, only aa acquaintance” Sqoll* UiTOBd uT the S*» «od coiled I giro It op.’ ‘Bcckim m hup itrock Brin^onr loH-Tn., IkikJI op •“ * pfij focMwbcff ep Up Jjjj lij'i(n(DJ h t bl*it«d tjrt,’- ' ne« work ud Jow^ict,, A good motlwr «*• tiring to explaio to a roans hopeful in town the other dsr About fightisg agsintt the deed. After telling Ihe little fellow wfio the dees wee and bow herd be wee to «ue- eeeeioOr resiit. be turned eioood and nid; “Mamma, I'd be 1011*1 of the eld deril, bat it 1 wee to come eerie, oae hie hule derOi I'd knock ibe Muf fing octet theTncf MEINHARD BROS. & GO. Wholesale Dealer* in Bools, Shoes, Ms, READY-MADE CLOTHING. 1211 Broughtou Sb, Savittxnali, Gu. m»r 21-ly. WC. BUTLER, CongresH Street, Savuiimtb, Gn. DEALER IN BOOTS 10 SHOES, Or Error Ducoimox. ,'OIIN M. 1K)»)LUII. T. BALASTrse. : Mf!>0\0lGH. KU-MVTY\E. j Iron and Brass FOU iVD E It S ■ Machinists and Pattern Makers, Iron Front, for Mon > .ml <l« ellini, I’rrandm. ami CVm. i. rv of iiriotis slrsigiti a* l<»w .it ran Ifo i.nr- chased iu the Not lit. SCOAR MILLS AND BO ILEUS, OIN 01: a rand houne rowers, etc. ir*t Prctninm for br.t 8ncar Machinerv and Iron Castiogs at South Oeorgi* Agricultural snd khcLanicle Ar.- soeiation Fair, 1872: also at Savannah Agrinjltnral Asiociatiou 1872. EAVAHNA1L 0A. CORMACK HOPKINS. DEALERJN llardwaivs Slovt'w, First-class stcxrk always on hand. Orders from the country will tiavi lironipt silMUioTi. ioai21-ly. J. J. DALE. D \ VXD WELLS. J. J. DALE & CO., STEAM SAW MILL. PLAINING & LUMBEfi YARD. Laths for plastering in any qnaa- tity flewred, furniKhonl ou hhort no tice. Corner Tfc«»Wrl*tt Uo«l*nrl t» HU. HAVASSAU,GA. KKKr on kutd »n l w*i tn YtOrnm Fi«« LaasUr liu.U<r <A *01 (nut. ttnrn. 4se»Wf arayrfiml ot ftiwd lw»«f <4.! ; SVwrU. ftrartwv ra-roHlntw vmI be -Tct works »m fjttsl mm ; Bu4«t» orlef. Whits Pkes, Hack Wblbbt gsl pDj.Iar, It** U» Milt ter' J.Ij*-!/ At a revival meeting in one of the interior lowne of Uuenelppi. the mia- »ler ibeerred one of Ibe eoagregaikm to be eoaod eeltrp. Shocked at mch a U"ht.lhe good man went op to the oacorwciooa peteon. awoke Urn and aabwlbiaitt.be wee a chrielUa, ‘No.’ •aid the man. -I am an editor of a oewepeper- ‘Then in the nemo ofC-«l let geprayT replied the dented mi i- bur. greatlr eetoobhwt at neb an Dry .Goods AiPiiftin FOR CASH I On account of the atringeiiey c,f the money market, wean oOmin. oar Large Etoek of Fancy & Staple DRYGOODS, At radical reduction, to caab cm tomern. Send for Sample*, CRAY, O’BRIEF $rCO. M7 Croojhton St, Seronnab, Ga. etardl-ljr. Tin Wsrt*. Ifou-e Furuinhing Go*hI Tin ll'iofing, Guttering, and Repairit * Iteofs. 1C Rrob^iw IMimI, fu*vul,<<« ;.-it. - J. oviuraonji L J. GUIXARTiH & CC„ ct/rrox fac,-rous Gen. Commivilun ilcrchanlK Bny afrrefo tevjniMby (««•. Ay*nti for jtrwllnj « Jf* W+ MtU* Ytrn*, /A/fnfr<<f*, El*. BAOOrNO; ROPE A IRON TIES ALWAY*OK HAND. I'Mbl UctltGm r ft—4m! * -birr i r E3TA3U3HED 1BUU THQMAS BATESON, woef-asaut * •xmu.mausii Qorntaa.FrwKh, EaglUh incritan T*j* and Faaej GsmK FIKEW0RKS; Confectionery, Fnwta, ■ . Nuts • ' Etc, Er*. Corner vf r.ojnui U. tvjta* 't. trtt, SAVANNAH, GA.

Georgia Historic Newspapers

The Thomasville times. (Thomasville, Ga.) 1873-1889, November 29, 1873, Image 1