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Newspaper Page TextTHE TIMES. Mice, Up Stair*, in McIntyre’s New Building—Jackson Street. Published every Saturday Morning By John Triplett. VOL. IV. THOMASVILLE, GA., SATURDAY, JUNE 17, 1876. NO. 14. si: * kai: \ m:*m ’Mllili; MONTHS. t Iks invariably ■ i i ji* i.*in* are i>rc vii>i:»ly roue wcil. AI»VKKTI.SIKH ItATKff. Tliu I'ullowinx rates have Inch upidl uj , i J'clWvOJi tllC ptlMMltr* «>f THK TlloMA.SVIl.i.! Tim is nmt Southern Eh trrprur t ni:«l will S' xirlvtly n<ilicr«il to: sYr* i MSS it Sr, mT i m .M. •; >t. i-j M. » jo oo Kt oo ;ki oo :\r> oo in no; i& on > n on an oo ss on to on ir, on mi oo i anno :;.'.oo moo ir.on 3030 Mi Wi i I >n0 r»Ml MUM wi oo on ltd Mi READIKG MATTER OH EVERT PAGE Country Girls. Up early in the inomin^, .) n.-*t at the peep of «t*y, stmining the milk la theiloirr. Tiiininc the man away— •tvwpirj; Shi n>Htr in the kitehen. Making the Ih'iI- up 'tain 1 , Wasliin^ the Sreakfa-r ill'lit—, Dusting ilie parlor eliaim. llni'hi! g the iruniln from tin pantry limiting; fur egg* in the ham. Cleaning the turnips for dim e;, Spinning the stocking j art.— Spreading the .\liitriiii.g Sii.cn, I>o\vn on the iiusher l«-h*\v. I.’ansarking every tmadow. Whi le the red strawberries grow. « hurtling the snowy cream. Kinsing the pails and strainer down in the riming stream— Feeding the ge«ve and turkey p. Making the pumpkin pies, •Fugging t lie lit t’c one's cradle. Driving away the Hies. v girl*. n •_* o' i ajun -M it 5 «;• fi.GO s.OU 2<i.(0 Vi 0 r».no u.ui s.i/t ju.fHi i ,nn 11t.oo I8.fl j (i ?ty<) a: j: A Mjl'AKK l.S* ONKI.VCJI. ■ flcleiMC i.f tin; WHEN HILLS AJtE DUE . a tve.rti.se men Is in thl>pa|*er are due at any alter the lirst insertion of the »;tine, ami eolltM'ted at the pleasure of t|ie propri* Moitgai eltcisof Adiuinhtralion, •• •• (iii.irdianship Apjd,"t»li , *t | l" r Itismmsion from .f.imin-j .lpplieatii.il t''*r llismissioii from (iiiaidi-j ft lies of lauid. |*r S'juare S des of Perishable inojicrt v, per square... .Motiei-a to Irehtorsaml Creditor* „ Foreelnsiire «>• Mortgage, per fiptare .Ippliralion for Homestead hours of I .III sales ol hand hy Administrators, hseiu! »s or tiiiardians, are rn.|iiircd by aw to he held on the lirsl Tuesday ill the month, between tie k in Hu; lorenoon, and three In the afternoon, at the Cotut lloiis* in wlih-li ••p.-rtv is situated. A’otiees of t. cse sales . .. . . —Notice* ol the sale of ••erooiinl property must he given at least sen days p evions to the day of sale. Estate J#vt,!«rs and Creditors;-.Notice to /h-htors and Cmdilors of an estate must he g.iihlished f*rly da.'*- Court of Ordinary 1.v;i»a to SellNotice that application will lie made to liu- Court ofnrdloa- •rv for leave to sell Igituls, inm-l he publislivd .Idininistratorsand Cuardi:iti>hip:-Citations for Letters of Administration must he published thirlv days; lor IMsinl-slonfrom idmiuistration. moiiihIv for three months-for DiMtiimioii from •'.■•reel sen re of Mortgage:- Uu’es for Fore lost,,^ of Mortgage must lie published monthly OUR Job Printing Department Having -applied om»cl»‘ with hoav HaciiineJiii Presses Lates and Most Improved Patterns lu»iv ]»rcparcJ to execute ill ns COilll HTYMJ ■i mi .ir .is i.ovy iuihts i belia.l iu tlic State job von OF ALL KINDS, I.cilc.' Head*, Steteaciit*, Note Heads. Inviiaiion Cards, Visiting Card*, Hand Bills, Legal Blanks, iu levery other dcseripUouof Job Work. Our Stock and Material is New and Complete and every effort will be made to give sat isfaction to all who favor us with dicir patronage. «iti Washington Letter. Wasiunokin. I>.Cb. • .1 title S, 1^70. ) Editor Tint*#: The feeling here in Washington, between the various candidates for the Cineinnali nomination ami the rt spectivc friend*. begins to assume tone of bin ernes*. Rlaine has been persistently persecuted by Conk* liug ami Morton, th H any aiiiinpt at CO-opcra l ion in the Convention futile. Il will he observed 1 the attacks on Rlaine have e.otne from R I Chilean sources. The aitempt,on his part. to make it appear that the Deltak ratr- in the House have eotupii- ed to ,’eMioy him. is only lot puliileal cileei; it i> not true. It is generally b lieved hole, that Rluine will throw his inline: ce in the <bnvetilion for //ayes. Zucli. Chandler is being quietly worked up hy the Republican •ganization here, »ii)i a view to springing him on the Convention at the proper time, should Conkhng fail. This is being done secretly; but it is being done as effectively ns it eau be, by the machinery controlled by Judge Edmunds, the Radical Campaign En gineer, who acts directly under Grant's orders. As to the Democrat ic candidates, everything is running along smoothly. It is seen that, while the St. Louis Convention may not nominate Gov ernor Tildcu, any ^tli'inul to dcuy his spleudid record, and valuable s.orvipe to tbc party, is a blow at the party it- scll. Every man who knows anything of New Yum politics knew* that Gov ernor Tiiden is the si longest with the people, in that Stale, to-,day. Everyone knows why he ps *o, no man can give any vulid reason for his beiug otherwise. Ills micccm(uI war fare agaiust Tweetl anti ihc Canal Ring, ami the whalesalc reduction of taxes he has brought about, has made him bitterly hat^d hy corrupt politi cians, l»ut hits endeared hi;q tp the people. And it should not l».c .other wise. He was elected hy a change ol nearly 104,<X)0 in *74, and Iherc is far more reason fot his popularity now than there was then. The Democratic party has reason lo he proud of all its great leaders; ami any attempt to un- dciT^tC the strengti. pf any one of them is a ihm^rou* process. Wiielh- er it is that the fear of fLiWinor Til den's nomination excites unjust. oj>p6 sition or not, it is true that his friends have none hut the kindest words for other candidates. And it is a thing to be proud of that every man named in connection with the St. Louis nom ination would confer honor upon the party, if made its candidate. Weil may Senator Colliding cry mil in anguish of soul,‘‘Save me from my fricntL!” when such men as Ross hcpluwd and Rally Rrooks, the edit or of Murlagh’s kitchen organ, an nounce their intention ol going to Cincinnati to work for him at the ap proaching convention. They have al- ady secured rooms there, and will do their best to u set up the pins'* for the bloudc Senator from New York. Said a Rlaiuo man, to-day, “I sincere ly thank God that such fellows as hepherd and Rrook do not advocate Dluiuc; they would do him more harm than good.** The National Republi can never ..mils an opportunity to Rlaine a back-handed blow. The next day, after Rlaine made his per- onal explanation iu the House, the .cpublican, commenting ou the af fair, asked the lollowing pertinent queries: **Rut did he clear himself? Dili he give such au explanation of that letter describing railway legisla tion and the part he took in it ns im presses the heater with the idea that he was actuated more hy love of friends whom lie wished lo oblige, than by au iuboru respect for purity of legislation?" So much interest ceutics on the Presidency that the impnr.ance of se lecting a good .nan for the second of fice docs not appear to be sufficiently appreciated. In the general scramble and hurrah, it seems to*bc lost sight of that one-fifth of the elected Presidents died shortly after they were inaugura ted; the succession devolving, in each case, on the Vice President. Harri son died about a month after his inau guration, aud was succeeded by John Tyler: Zachary Taylor lived only a few months after he was installed tlio White House, and Vice-President Fillmore became the constitutional head of the Government; and Abra ham Lincolu was assassinated less Ilian two mouths after his second auguration, Vice-President Atidrew Johnson succeeding to the Presiden tial chair. Too much care cau hardly be given to the selection ol a nominee of the Vice-Presidency, w hen it is con sidered that, if circled, lie may be called upon, at any moment, to assume the duties of Chief Executive <*f the nation. Up lo this point, only three Democrats hav« been prominently mentioned ia Washington iu connec tion w ith the Vice-Presidency Wil liam S. Holman, ot Indiana, Gilbert C. Walker, of Virginia, and Thomas i, of Maryland. Mr. ILdnian has leqtiestcd his friend* to abstain frotn usiughis name at ,8t. Loui.-. //e says that the course lie has conscienti ously pursued iu LVugnsa has been of such a character as to debar him from the hearty suiqHirt of the booth and that a ticket would, therefore, be weak ened 1*3 pultiug his name upon i:. Mr. \> alkei is personally unobjectionable; blit the South are determined that no man from a State which left the Un ion and joined the Confederacy shall he placed oil the St Louis ticket, that Walker is out of the question.— Governor Swann's ehu u cs foi the high office are, therefore, more than fair; and his friends are numerous, strong and hopeful. Gov. Swann's fit ness for lhei>osiiion is unquoted, lie is eminently conservative in thought and feeling—a man of great adminis trativc ability and of marked individ uality. Washington i- full of visitors now. Very many of those on their way to or from the Centeuninl stop here. Those persons going West, who take the Philadelphia, Wilmington ami Haiti- more R. R. at Philadelphia, . onuect- with the Baltimore and Ohio Road at Raltimorc, pass through Washing ton; and are permitted to slop here as long as they desire, without additional charge. So mauy persons avail th.*m- sclvcs of this privilege, tlm*. the ap pearance of sight-sects at the Capitol and all the public grounds and hnild- igs is quite noticeable. The weath er has been delightlul, the trees au iu full leaf and the fiow’ers in Idoom.— Washjugton was certainly never more attractive than now, Looi>|-:k On. A Theological !Msciis«io|i. “It always amuses mo,” Mr. Vin- torlicthniu romaikoil i;> l:e jp-Tcjded half of Mr. Bentliam's umbrella on his way down Division street, ‘to see a newspaper attempt to quote a passage of Scripture. It’s some thing out of their line. Ha! ha! ’ “Oli, decidedly; a dead language coincided Mr. Bcntliam, and then tljev lwtli chorused out, ‘Haw, haw, liiiyv.’ “Now the other n)o;ning,” said Mr Winterbotham, ‘I noticed in the JftiirL Eyr, an attempt to point some artiel.e by a passage of Scripture, a VjDfy £Qod way when a man Jfumv,s bow fw do jt—* “Oh certaiulj*,” ^phoe/lMp. J»c-iqh- ain, “but when a newspaper man distorts and laftilglpH a passage of Holy Writ—” “Oh, to be sure,” said Mr. Winter* hotham, and then again the absur dity of the idea overcome .them, aud they in chorus again, ‘Haw. ha$\ tev Tlmn Ml Wintcrbothan* wcuiop : ‘JJut in <hn instance I was about to refer to/ he said 'it was really to< bad. Tim editor a well meaning fel low, no doubt, said, in an attempt to quote Isaiah, ‘and they shall beat their swords into ploughshares and tlnV’ ppear*i into pruning boola whereas tlm passage d! n lions shall Ixat their swords into pruning !“»oks and their spears into ploughshares." I uni fe'J sensitive ibont a mistpiotation that the f light- est error annoys me be von d meas- umbreUa,’ shrieked ^Ir. Bentbam, ‘if you say that again, yon dissen- tial old reprobate ; you don’t know enough of the Bible to get half way to heaven on!” “You're a Mug infidel/' roared Mr. Winterbotham, “and yon couldn’t say the Commandments if you was hanged for it.” Mr. Bent ham was so mad that he shut down the umbrella so sudden ly that it palled Mr. Winterbotliam’s hat off, and lie, in retaliation, aim ed a swoop at Mr. Be&tham with his cane, in dodging which that gentleman slipped aud fell beyond the edge of the walk, aud Nveut straddling leaping and sliding down the muddy hill-side into Happy Hoiiow, carrying Mr. Winter- bothum’s hat with him, which, when he reached the bottom of the grade, he cast into the mud and stamped on. Then the two alienated friends shouted defiance at each other aud went on their divided ways, Mr. Winterbotham in his bare head aud Mr. Bci it Is am inerusted in luad, aud it is still a disputed question with them which of the two got that quo tation right, for they both knew the /fun-:. JSi/r was wrong.—JJurtiityton IIinrL- E r . A ilfl^-iCilliug Time. of the happiest auguries of the future which appears in this ntenmnl year to the people of eorgia is tin* fact, published by flic state commissioner of ngricul- id supported by official data, that “ninety per c ent of his corres pondents report the prevalent ex istence of a determination on the part of farmers to make their sup plies at home.” If we were to make a choice just at this moment «>f the exhibition we would like to make for Georgia at Philadelphia, it would be to write that sentence in letters of gold upon the map of our noble old state, and hang the legend up where every eye should The battle for bread is not a hard one to people who take the means of victory into their hands. They who live at home live cheapest and best, and the announcement that our people, after a decade of adverse experience, are determined to cease boarding in the west, is a sight draft for millions of dollars to the old commonwealth. It is the assu rance that the happy hog-killing times of an earlier and more inde pendent era are to lie revived and the smoke-house is again to become a feature of the farm-home. It has taken the people a long time to recognize the true road to independence and prosperity in their agricultural methods. Their loyal ty to King Cotton was one of the wonderful delusions of a long series of years and has been abandoned only when his exactions brought poverty to the doors of the people. A new reign is being inaugurated —that of corn and bacon. These are Use \ ieiblo emblems of a fairer genius of pioftpeutv. I ho farmers of Georgia are starting afresh and in the determination to live at burnt, they tae iffppafi!^ t«* «hIyp the diilicult problem ot domestic economy which has puzzled them for years. They have crossed the f, j>ons nsin.jruut” “f agricultural Euclid, oud we look with confident hope io the rcufilt* of their future studies in the geometry of the com held apd the pig pen. Let the good work go on. Give us back the savory com bread and untrichinosised bacon of our fath ers’ days. From the home larder we shall grow fat and happy, and in the light of «uu* new prosperity find wav* io grow i;\ yppubliean strength and \irtr.es, to the benefit of our fellow-men and our country. —Af-o<>to iit>lti*Ui. The Lotiisinna-Misslssippi Disturbance. The N. O. Democrat says that W. H. Noble, the Sheriff of Wilkinson county Miss., who led the which engaged the negro rioters and killed thirty of them, is a Republi can official. He is not now aud never has l>eeu a Ku-klux or a White Leaguer or a Democrat or Coushatta ruffian. He was, howev er, in the discharge of a plain though terrible duty, aud no censure can at tach to him or his men for the re sult. The blood of the thirty ne groes is ou the hands of such men as Kellogg, the editor of the New Orleans h*puWean, aud the Radical leaders in West Feliciana. Tiiese are the heartless creatures that ought to suffer for this fearful thing. Sheriff' Noble in making report of the affair to Gov. Stone, of Missis sippi, said: “The trouble could have could have been avoided had not the colored people tired into my posse,” aud concludes: They wero advised by their leaders to kill the ichite people from the cradle ujj. I have arrested some of the ring- leadeis, and may get more. Politics had nothing to do with the affair — Prominent colored ineu were with me, attempting to pacify them. They would listen to uo advice. I appre hended no turlhcr trouble. W. JI. Noble, Sheriff. Girls Fishing. The writer tells us how ladies Ush. Ho says ho saw four of them who had succeeded in landing a little flounder. No sooner had the poor fish struck the ground than all ex claimed in one voice: # ‘Ouch! Murder! take it away. Ugh, the nasty thing!’ Then they hold up their skirts and gather about that fish, and all the time the one who caught the fish is holding the lino in both hands, with her foot on the pole, though she had au evil-disposed gout at the other end, which *' expected to butt her over at a moment. Then they talk over it ‘How ever will we get it off ?' ‘Ain’t it pretty?’ ‘Look how it pants.’ ‘Wonderif it ain’t dry?’ ‘Poor little thing let’s put back.’ How will we get the hook from And me too/ said Air. Bentbam. ‘and I must therefore c.;i) your s:t- tention to a trilling error in your own quotation. It is ‘all peoples’ iustjud of nil nations/ and the ‘spears' conic first making the pas sage read, ‘all peoples shall beat their spears into ploughshares and their sword into pruning hooks.’ ‘I beg your pardon/ said Mr. Wa- tcrbotliam, ‘but I think my quotation Is correct; you see—’ ‘Excuse me/ said Mr. Bentbam, but you are wrong, sir; decidedly wrong.’ Pardon me/ said Mr. Bentlmm, drawing his breath very hard through his teeth, but your quota tion—ha,—bn!—js nearly as bad as the editor’s.’ ‘If you will permit me/ returned r. Bentbam, stepping qtickly across the gutter, so as to jab Mr. Winterbotham's lmt over his eyes with the umbrella, ‘I must say that it would make the editor laugh if he could hear you quote Scripture.* You are a donkey/ snarled Mr. Winterbotham, ‘I could qote Scrip ture before you could read your primer, aud I know it’s ‘nations’and “swords.’ ‘If I couldn’t remember what 1 read better than you do,’ said Mr Bentbam, ‘I’d l»e ashamed to look at a Bible, and I know its‘peoples’ and ‘spears.’ ‘Nations’ and ‘swords/ yelled Mr. Winterbotham, so fiercely that it sounded as though he had invented a new kind of oath. Did I teach a Bible class in Muskingum eight years for nothing ?’ ‘Isn’t a man who has led the tunes in Sunday school ever since he could sing expected to know some thing about the Bible ?’ roared Mr. Bentbam. ‘Any fool ought to know its *peoples and and ‘spears.’ ‘You’re a fool yourself/ roared Mr. Winterbotham; ‘its nations.’ ‘You’re a liar!’ yelled Mr. Ben- tham, ‘I tell you it’s ‘peoples.’ ‘I’ll slap yourmouth/ snouted Mr. Winterbotham, if you call me a liar, you illiterate ohl blasphemer!’ ‘I’ll punch your head with this Tit for Tat. A mol the annoyed and dripin predestpans who sought the aid of a Grnad River street ••;!« vestday to help shorten the wav home was a man with gray locks and an old maid with beau catchers and false teeth. They seemed to hate each other at lsr»t sight, for he was hard- lv seated beside her when he growl ed: “Ii you women didn’t wear bus tles therc’d be twice as much i >om in street cars.” “If men didn't sit cross-legged there'd be three-times as much room?" she snapped in reply. “If I was a woman I wouldn't he gadding around with the rain pour ing down in this way,” he remark ed. “Yes you would. If you were a woman you would want to go out and show those feet ?’’ Ho drew his No. 1 Fs under the seat flushed up a little, and growled: “Tliev are not false, like some folks’ teeth!” “No, and they dou t turn up quite as milch as some people nose!’’ she answered. He was asienced for a time, but presently recovered himself and went on. “Thirty years ago women got along without paint, jiowder bus tles, straps, buckles and such non sensical fixings." “Thirty years ago,” she promptly replied, “it was a rare thing to see a man come out of a saloon wiping his mouth oa his thumb!” He didn’t say anything more but he wondered if she wasn’t lot-king out of the window when he signaled the car. - — «► •-* - —— The State of Georgia covers an area of fifty-eight thousand square miles. It is the largest of the old States c ast of the Mississippi r except Virginia, extending through more than four degrees of latitude and five of longitude. It u equal in size to England and Wales, and larger than Holland, Belgium, Den mark and Switzerland united. it? ‘Pick it up/ says a girl, who back, rapidly out of the circle. •Ch»od gracious 1 urn afraid of it. There its opening its mouth mo/ Just then tlm fish wiggles off the hook and disappears into the water, and the girls trv for another bite. A Buief Essay on Mules.—The mule is the most unhealthy animal in the world- -unhealthy to have He is continually possessed of a yearning desire to stretch him self—especially his hind legs. No man ever sees a mule kick him. Tlio man is usually seized with ob scured vision just at that junctmc. We have seen a man get up after a mq]e h.qd kicked l;im—very rarely though—and sweay with both hands uplifted that he didn't believe the animal had stirred a peg: he looked so immovable and uncon cerned. A mule is a very “quick” animal. Great quantities of thqtsnbstuime lie hidden awav beneath his toe calks, Caution —take our word for this and don’t go hunting around iu that vicinity. You can’t weigh a mule with any sort of accuracy. An ounce of mule weighs more than a pound u% i.l> <,i!,(:y live stock. The mule is a very headstrong He is likewise exceedingly h**el- strong. The mule—but blame a mu!«*, any ay.—Lit t f'tvjo Jo nr uni. Printer 7 * titccfe. The following an acknowledgement 'a wedding notice ami a generou*al lowance of cake hy a classical rural Professor ol Typography: ‘We make our most respectful how to the happy twain, and- -the onpor- :y to return thanks fox thie alnios] un'jed act of liberality. May the mar rimouial chase which locks the Gum o brother typo justify all his precon ccivcd impresdons. In whatever j o the country he may roam, wliethei called up to /we the—ing waves of ad verse before the aml*i of enemies may his life be such that when !... U-Si of death &h.;:l be laid on him, and the ol V:* exist( nee draw* to a close, lu produ a clean proof and Gain ■ar tit t o au honorable * iu tL> Death In two Hours From a Bee Sting. Cabtebsyille, Ga., May *24, ’7(1 Intelligence reached here this forenoon, of the very sudden death of Capt. Jonu A. Crawford, near Cassrille, from the sting of a bee in the forehead. He was at work around his bee stands when he re ceived a sting, from which he died in about two hours. C’apt. Crawford w ;s a highly es teemed citizen of our.county, and before the war was a representative iu the legislature. He served thro’ the war as a captain iu the Eigh teenth Georgia regiment. S. G. McLeiulon, Attorney at Law, THOMASVILLE, GA. Ptompt attention given to all l>u>lno» on trus ted to him Offl.O©--Owr Pyl.-s X Co‘s Drue Store Jan IN-1 j A large man who sat on the wharf fishing yesterday,, gave his opinion with regard to the hard times. He said the trouble was that j apital was opposed to labor, and no matter how anxious a man was to work, capital would muke no conces sions. He w anted work himself and once he thought of giving up, but now his wife was able to take in wash ing, and he would never yield. He intended to say more, but he was obliged to go off to uttend a ball mutch.—Xoncich Hath tin. A Detroiter wh*» was deceived by the warm weather iu March into ta king his parlor stove down, had il back again in four days. Next week he took it dowu again, and the next restored it. He remembered of rix different changes, the last of which was made yesterday, and as lie sat with a leg on either side of the grate ful heat, lie patted the top of the stove au«l remarked: “Pou't blame you at all—Pm the fool; you are up here foi five thousand years now, and I’ll hire a mail to keep you red hot all through July nud August.’’ TO COUNTRY MERCHANTS. —o— Crocliery, CHINA AND GLASSWARE. «XAMES S. SILVA, (Late i.f lXoEhaw a Silva.' At his ohl »tatv! on >t. .Intian Street an.I tl.r ttaa.l formerly orrupHst I>\ E. I>. *s,:\.he i- now offering fate Lar^aiii- to * COUNTRY MERC11A NTS; Who are respectfully linin'.! j,» rail when j in the C ity. lie will not be mnlci>o!<!l.v a: s \. Ojj fit <x> M VI a> c§ £ ce fix; fit * The original Declaration ot Inde pendence has been sent to the Cen tennial exhibition. It is still fresh- looking, engrossed in a fair baud on parchment, aud bears the character istic signatures of the immortal reb- bls. It hung for years in the 1'atcnt Office at Washington, and L there fore in the keeping of the Depart ment of the Interior. Il is gratifying to know, says lli2 Raltimorc Gazette, that it will not be stolen by the In dian Rureau people toy six months at least. Never mind about the platform. Indeed we think one plunk would be sufficient. Let it be “ability, honest and fidelity to trust.” Then stand Bayard on it and shove him through. What do the j>cople care about “hard money” or “soft inon- when they are permitted to handle none of any kind?”—AV. Gf the tiino cadet midshipmen ex pelled from the Naval Academy, at Annapolis last week for stealing, only one was from the South, and he was the appqintce of a carpet- bayuer or scullawag who sneaked into Texas alter the war. Two exf the rogues were (run; DciiUKylvunin, one from Wisconsin, one from Mas sachusetts, one from New York, one from Minnesota, one from Michi gan, 0110 from Ohio and one from Texas. ' r Sr.lt Lake tbe other day, a young lady from the interior en tered :> sterp am] called an a pair of stockings. Tlio clerk politely asked her wlmt number she wore? “Why, two, you darned fool; do you sup pose I am a centipede or a tarantu la. How many do you suppose a two-legged hair-pin like me would g ’I $ 4S 1 a MEW GOODS AT CARSON IjiFCOTl-irciys HEALERS IN !>ry-(i04Ml.i, Votlotia, SIi.k'n, || , | ,,j aui ....M,i UOSTON, (JIOulKilA, .V 1 ' 1 ' r-“ *•- or it*equivalent. ’ ‘ '>■« «'.*»li HOLIDAY (JOODS T, IS. B0JLSHAW'S 1 ri.v.v.w/ It. ntMilion to .out Kul! -7i:it- ClllSA, GLASSWARE, NU.YKl! ELATED 1 A Sl'OOX.s au.l I'OKK Table tttul l',. 4 .o ct , ul| f , Tiukt.Ii.. boil, nl „'| Mui0|,.,l. Ib. orutcl Til, Toilet Set, no,I House Fiii'iiisltin I bavc an uhtiu.t tuilk-o- variety of CANtn (iOOI)S. s( ita 1:1.1-; Em; iioi.idav enKSENTs. (io.llts Professional (Cards. GHA8. P. HANSELL, Attorney nt Law, Thomasville, (Ja. II. Alexnnder. Attorney at Lew, THOMASVILT.E, mar 2I-ly JOSEPH P- SMITH. Attorney at IdW Comer Brv*>I wot Ja kiea Strwts thomasviu E* GA. . M Ulil.LL U.ei.3JtTCHf • I MITCHELL & MITCHELL Attorneys at I aw. T1IO.TI As VI l.l.r ... HOPKINS & HOPKINS Attorneys at I j, \% Jackson Stkkit. Tlioiiiasvillc. S|hjcIi»I attention s S%iiist tl.e f. >.«i. >\ *»rt.viiis t'oimt t .1 :u .llllllcs 1. Genii:'.. Attorney at kaw, IHUMASYILI.E, K. MacLEAN, Vito f 11 y AND - 'ounseloi* jit I ai tv THOM AnYI I.I.E. GA. m. B. S. BHAADB-v THOMASVILLE GA. "im 1.—Rack mom Evan*' iimN.it, mar II A MMONi) Ac DA \ |/'/ AT TORNEYS A.T LAW AND — lollectors or claims, I tlOMAsVILLi:. W. DEdlti.l a DR. JNO. H. COYLE, KESiBiiit i Biitlis?, TU0UA3VILU', 3A. T. B, * 11 rgi 27 y. ; LITTLE >11 lien t is in t!ie 1’iim lire. Wliicb lluy. amine bcf< Wm.M 1 Sava She Wes u vullpg l.uly ffuiq New \ot k, anil he askt d her if she would partake of an ice-cream, and she gently answered: “If it’s go«>tl, Kqiiaie confectioner’s cream I’m there, but if its chifrch fair or straw berry festival slush, count me out." — Lit irmjo 7 imm. ptueba T. II. BOLSHAW’ o‘i'. -i, Io7o. BAVAW NAH. I I Join E. Hotel, AJa, v.i.at is Linker ?“ inquired : Irright-looking eliild, the other dav “I’m sure I don’t know, inv son When did von hear the word “Whv, at Sundav-sehool. Yon. Ir . k;:uv.* they ■ Well stauj tl.u | I...,.: storm, it won t be long; well banker 1 ___ First Class At hi McIntyre building, Is oll'vlln^ a lar^u an.| vnii,-,J , j A|{rl<' illtun'l I», |» l«. in,, n 1 K Atj.ti. u, lar l,d.,w , v , r ,, ,| Thomasville. A .bail of his ><•11.— “Thomas, -pell l a school-master to pupils, “W-i-e-a-t-h- •, weather. “Well, Thomxs ay sit down," said the teach- I think this is the worst spell •atlier we have had sine*- 1 :-t( No i ;ry, a- well ; : bc /-n.J the * •/ Thank You. At : Hartford, ; who mouri sort anJ,a‘ to appear, the sj.i Benedict entered i the l •ritual sitting 1.1 .‘here was woman I i.ss of her con- nifestatious began ■it of the depart€-1 the scene.— Of course the wide to engage in convex s.iti-in with the absent one, and the following dia- louge ensued: Widow- -‘Are yon in the spirit world ? The Lamented—‘I am.' Widow—‘How long 1.. . \ >1 been there Y Tne Lamented—Oh some rime.' Widow—‘Don't you want to come back and lx- with yotu* lonely wife ? The Lamented—‘Not if I know myself, It's hot enough around here.’ — - — «♦» ■ — A .Jerseyman married five ami they were aii retl-headed. il* explains it by relating that the iir*t one clawed the spirit out of him »o completely that he didn't care after that if be married a porcup: Ove FAMILY GROCERIES. A line line of BOOTS, SHOES; DOMESTICS AND PRINTS ■ llwIftWl,,,.. II .V I >0,11.1.1 . u -VttoviicijG at Emu, SAVANNAH, OA t fa:! to 0 m a town m New- Y rk Sr.-.tc cun be found this nigu: John Smith—teacher of cowtil- lioiis, and other dances—gramer taut 111 tho m-etest manner—fresh salt herrin on draft—likev.isc God- fr»*ys coidiiil, rutes sax-tag^- and oth er garden truck—N. B. A. bawl on frida nite—prayer meetiu chtusia al>o solmo singin by the quire. — ■ »♦» —. Ikxiing rnakelh a man fercnce a ready man, aud writing exact man; therefore, if a man write a little, he had need have a present! wit; au! if he real a little he need l have much cunning, to ‘eetn to know • - ' il he doai not.—[Lori Bacon. An Iri<sh agricultural journal ailver i u.-c- a new washing machine under the i beading, “E v crv man bit own »anher- ! v-OEiiaa,” anil io its culinarjr I uepartment taj« ilia: *qjotau*ew should J 1 ai'*ay» be boiled in old n atci.” ! { A girl twelve yearn of age, has just I been tried in France lor having unoth-1 tedju^t Prices Every menu. 01 not fail it ■b ; A.lenatler & BuescII, WHOLESALE a h on; its A Nl* Lrat o/.* '/>Hitn:its, SAVANNAH. - MKINIIAItn lilUiS. A ((. Boots. Sloes, flats to suit the Times:; 1_.tai.tcr „! ; | RVV.STU5BS, . A t r < >j-i 1 < - v ni 1.1 SPLENDID JJEWHL It 4 Jos. ./kho i:it. THinrv'Aii.Li: jk-.vj:u:i:. Pure §Uver.. > > jiotfi,. ! MAOON i<> | i4Nakd li!•, *. »(,:* vlA I !•/*. I I t-i * 1 > - »' j r . . j- , , olooksi ,, all til her care. One of the victim* wa« T/rt^cr/* y j’...;. three years an.l ibe olber c-i-hteea j , , ull , uw i, ., months old. I «**"**•-»• j- • uoii'ti*. AIk ■, — V -IJ- , .. “Let no single man es»5ii»e” is the leap year motto of th*> la/Iies. # ' rM; **** ^ n<er uia/vtica Ur 11. • j-a-T. K»rrr alt- **.,•.j funlin. £• Ill tall rairteft. 'f \ * *

Georgia Historic Newspapers

The Thomasville times. (Thomasville, Ga.) 1873-1889, June 17, 1876, Image 1