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NO. 8
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One day last week a Detroit me
chanic wns going down Michigan
avenue, and liccnme favorably im
pressed with a pair of (Mints hang
ing m front of n cheap clothing
store. The price wns low, the goods
neemed all right, and lie made np
bis tniud to purchase.
“I "if yon de word of Andrew
Sbackson dot dose pants are shnst
like iron,” said the denier. “I war
rants dem efery dime.”
After three or four days wear the
purchaser found the bottom of the
pants crawliug towanls his knees.—
It was n bud case of shrinkage, and
he w:*nt back to the store and said:
‘Yon swindled me on those pants!
See how they have shrunk !’
The denier looked him nil over,
felt of bis bend, pulled on the pants,
and Anally said.
‘I shall give you one thousand
dollars a month if yon will travel
with me.’
'How—wlmt?’
‘Yon arc shust growing right up
at the rate of two inches n day, and
I takes you aronnd the country on
exhibition. Dose pnnts nro shust
os long as efer, bnt yon liaf grown
oudt of dem.’
I.don'tlielicve it!’ shouted the
man, ‘I am 40 years old, and quit
growing long-ago!’
T gif yon de word of Andrew
Sbackson dot you was growing/
I don’t care whose word you give.
I say these pants have shrunk down
nearly a foot/
Has the top of those points
shrank dowu any T softly ashed the
dealer.
‘Why, no/
‘Shouldn’t do vnistbonds shrink
down shnst as queek as dose bot
toms shrink up? If it’s in de cloth
one part shonld shrink like de od
der, eh ? When I sold you dot ele
gant pair of punts for tree dollars I
don't suppose you vas growing so
fast or I shall haf pnt straps on de
bottoms.’
‘Well, I don’t like this way of do
ing business,’ said the purchaser.
Shust like me. If I sells such
elegant pants os dose to a man, and
he grows ontofdcm, it damages
my trade. You haf damaged me
five hoonered dollar but I haf low
rent, pay cash for mein goods, and
can make you dis fifty-cent tie for
live cents.
The mau walked out to the curb
stone, and turning around, shook
his fist and said:
‘You are a liar and a cheat and I
dare you out here!’
‘Such dings sink deep into my
heart,’ sighed the dealer, as he took
down his pipe. 'I dinks I sells out
dis peesness and peddles some vases
arouudt. Den when I sells to some-
podv it makes no difference how
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Letter Me***,
Statement*
It is the ciy of the infant, just
from the cradle; it is the only balm
that will heal the wounded heart in
yoatbful days. **lfother, I*m hart,”
“mother, I'm tired," “mother, sing
to me, rock me, tell me stories.” It
is always "mother" with the child
and the lad.
No one like mother. No hand
that falls on the fevered brow as
softly os hers, no words so sympa
thetic as those that pass her lips.—
The house would be a grave
withont her. Life would be a drea
ry, thorny road withont her warn
ing voice and guiding hand. A
father may bo kind, may love not
less, but the wearied child wants the
mother's arms, her soft lullaby songs,
the caresses cf her geutle hand.—
All her childhood is a mixture of
tears and joys. A kind word brings
a, smile, a harsh word a sigh, a fall
is pain, a toss of joy. The footsteps,
weak and trembling, grown strong
er by the guidance of a mother’s
love.
The little wounds, the torn clothes
the headaches, the heartaches, the
trials nil vanish at the words of a
mother, and there is built up in the
heart of every man an edifice of love
and deep respect that no crime of
this world can topple down or dun
geon cell affect
Aud a lad grows to be a man on
ly find that “mother” is the same.
If he errs, she weeps; if he is good
and inanly, she rejoices. Hers the
the only love that lasts— endures
forever.
The wolf of starvation may enter
the door, bnt her love is only tried
to shiuc the brighter. All the world
may call her son a criminal, but the
uiother only believes it not Tritils
may beset you, storms gather over
you, vexations come, ruin drag you
down, but ♦here is one who ever
stands firm in your cause, who will
never leave you. 7 he criminal ou
the scaffold has suffered because his
bod deeds would cause a pang in
a mother’s heart. The low and
wretched, dying in some dark abode
of siu, have died with that name
upon their lips. There is no praise
like her praise, thero are no sad
tears that pains ns so much iis
hors.
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much dey grow/
The result of the late elections isnot
very encouraging to the new admin
istration. The Democrats held their
own in almost every instance, and
in some cases have gained very
largely on the Presidential vote. In
Rhode Island this is notably the
case. The majority for Hayes and
Wheeler in that State in November
was over 4,000. On Wednesday
the State elections resulted in a ma
jority between 300 and 400 for
^ on Zandt, the Republican candi
date, a loss of at least 3,GOO votes.
The Republican majority will also
be correspondingly decreased. One
mefro such victory and the party is
lost in that State.
A wife said to her husband, who
was scolding her. “However cross
you may be, there is not a couple
who live in greater unanimity than
you and I; for we always desire the
same thing—you want to be master,
and so do I/*
“Mother.”
Who is a Gentleman!
An exchange copies the following
correct and comprehensive answer
to the above question, and urges
every child as well as grown person
to commit it to memory, to be recited
as often as practicable:
A gentleman is not merely a per
son acquainted with certain forms
and etiquette of life, easy and self-
posessed iu society, able to speak
and act and move in the world with
out awkwardness, and free from
habits which are vulgar and in bad
taste. A gentleman is something
beyond this; that which lies at the
root of all his pleasing is the same
spirit which lies at the root of every
Christian virtue. It is the thought
ful desire of doing in every instance
to others as he would that others
should do unto him. He is con
stantly thinking, not indeed how he
may give pleasure to others for the
mere scuse of pleasing, bnt bow he
can show respect to others—how
ho may avoid hurting their feelings.
When he is in society, he scrupu
lously ascertains the position and re
lations of every one with whom he
comes 111 contact, . that he
may give to each his due honor, his
proper position. He studies bow
he may avoid touching in conversa
tion upon any subject which may
needlessly hurt their feelings—how
he may abstain from any allusions
which may call up a disagreeable or
offensive association. A gentleman
never alludes to, never even appears
conscious of a person’s defect, bodi
ly deformity, inferiority of talent, of
reputation in the person in whose
society he is placed. He never as
sumes any superiority to himself—
never ridicules, never sneers, never
boasts, never makes a display of his
own power, or rank or advantages
—such as implied in ridicule, or sar
casm, or abuse—as he never indulg
es in habits, or tricks, or inclinations
which may be offensive to others.
Hadn Right to Laugh.
There is a legend affirming that
one day nearly a hundred years ago,
the snow was seven feet deep on
the streets of Detroit On that day
not a woman was seen down town,
hut next day, wheu the snow had
settled a foot or so, they were out
ont wandering through the
slush and jamping the pools, and
ono of them fell ‘kerslash!’ as she
passed the soldiers’ moment. A
man standing thirty feet away be
gan laughing uproriouslv. He got
red in the face, tears came into his
eyes, and his hat fell os he laughed
and cried ont:
'Went right down like a hag of
sand into slush a foot deep scratch
ed up to kill; never saw anybody
look so cheap—ho ho! ho! ho!’
•You are no gentleman sir!’ re
marked the man who hod witnessed
the mishap.
'Can’t help that—ha! ha! ha!
laughed the other, bending almost
double.
You haven't the first instinct of a
gentleman, sir!’ continued the other
growing very mad.
‘I know it, bat, ho! ho! ho
screamed the other 'know jost how
she felt when she went down carrying
all that style, and I—ha! ha! ha!’
T don’t see anything so very fun
ny in it,’ growled the other.
'No you don’t, but I—!’ And he
hung to the lamp post and laughed
till hi* legs weakened. When he
had recovered his breath he explain
ed to the crowd:
It was my wife you see. She prob
ably wanted a pair of shoestrings or
two cent’s worth of silk twist, aud it
took her three hoars to curl and
twist aud powder and fix up to come
down Here and wade around. Then
to fall flat with all her best dads on,
and to be helped np by a rag bnyer,
and to hear the boys yell, ont, why
it just taken all the ho! bo! muscle
right ha! lia! out of me!’
A Generation on tbe March,
A generation on the march from
the cradle to Ihc grave is aa instruc
tive spectacle, and we have it care
fully presented to us in the report of
Dr. Farr, an English physician. Let
us trace the physical fortune which
any milliou of us may reasonably ex
pect The number, to begin with, is
made up of 511,754 boys aud 488,255
girls, a disproportion which, by and bj’,
will he rcdrcssc'd by the unduo mor
tality of boys, and will be reversed be
fore tbe close of the strange, eventful
history. More than a quarter of these
children will die before they arc five
years old—in exact numbers, 141,^87
boys 121,795 girls. The uext five years
will be less fata’.. Iu the succeeding
five years—ftotn ten to fifteen—tbo
mortality will be still further reduced.
Indeed, for both sexes, this is the most
healthful period oflife, the death-rate,
however is lower for boys than for
girls.
There will be some advance in
deaths in the next five years, and still
more in the next five years, and still
more in the five which follow, but
534,045 will certainly enter on their
twenty-sixth year, before the next
ten years arc at an end, two-thirds of
the women will have married. The
deaths during that period will be 02,-
052, and of those no fewer than 27,134
will be caused by consumption, be
tween thirty-live and forty-five a still
larger ‘death-toll’ will be paid, and
little more than half the original band
—in exact numbers, 502,915-will en
ter on their forty-sixth year. Each
succeeding decade, up to seventy-five,
will now become more fatal, and the
numbers will shriok terribly. At
i’cnty-five ouly 101.224 will remain
to be struck down, and of these 12:
540 will have perished by the eighty-
fifth year of the march. The 38,550
that remains will soon lay down their
burden; but 2,151 of them will strog-
;le on to be ninety-five, aud 223 to be
one hundred years old. Finally, in
the 108lh year of the course, the last
solitary life will flicker out. Such,
then, is the average lot of a milliou
men and women.
Charcoal for Hogs.
I make it a constant practice to
burn charcoal for my hogs. At first
it is somewhat difficult to learn
them to eat it» but by breaking it up
into small pieces, and «pK»m* with
shelled com in the trough, that is
overcome. I have always been a
largo hog raiser, and have never
had cholera among my stock but
once, and that was when I neglected
to supply them with coaL As soon
aa possible I again furnished them,
and those that were suffering re
covered, and no new cases occurred.
I/y neighbors who do not use coal
hate cholera constantly. I believe
that with a good supply of coal the
hogs fatten much tester with the
eame amount of food.
Haw to Spend Evenings.
When Amos Lawrence first came
to Boston, he boarded with a large
number of young men who were
clerks, like himself, or learning a
trade. He was eager to acquire
knowledge and to form good habits
which might fit him to become a
successful merchant He tried hard
to persuade the other young men to
spend their evenings at home read
ing, and other ways for mutual
improvement But most of them
declined, saying that they worked
through the day and needed rec
reation. They preferred to go to
places of recreation—to, concerts,
balls and theatres.
Mr. Lawrence in latter life, wbm
giving good advice to one of his
sons, referred to the history of these
young men. They had every one
become bankrupt in fortune, and
most of them had also been wrecked
in character. Those whq with him
self, had spent the evenings at home,
had prospered and lived useful lives,
some of them attaining high dis
tinction. He said to another friend:
“It is on account of to mnch leis
ure that so many fine youths are ru
ined in this town.”
Go On.
A man must not yield to despon
dency,nor sit down inactive,and des
pairing, because be is In darkness.
Sometimes a few steps onward or
upward are all that ore needed, and
he for want of that little activity
may remain all his life beneath the
cloud. Perhaps you have been as
cending a mountain with the mist
so thick before you that a few feet
from you not an object was visible,
and so wet that it was like a drip
ping rain. Timidity and despon
dency say in such a case, you bod
better turn back, at any rate lie by
at the first shelter. But perhaps
you will find a dear sky with a lit
tle more travel upward. Courage
and hope say, Go on ! Faith says,
Go on! higher up yon will fiud light
So you go on and at length, unex
pectedly, at one single step, yon
emerge into dear sunshine. Then
all your troubles are forgotten. How
glad you are that yon perserved
that you did not turn back: you
would have lost this glorious sight,
its magnificent prospect, tliis pecu
liarity of glory, which you could,
have enjoyed only under these very
circumstances of preceeding mist
and gloom. ‘Yon would have lost
the sight of the clouds under you,
and the atmosphere resting upon
them as on a sea of chalcedony,
smooth soft undalating, aud the
summits of the mountains all around
glittering with ice and snow. And
you would have lost the glory of the
breaking up and trooping away of
these cold cougrations, as the de
parture of an army with banners,
and the revelation of the nnveiled
world as a new creation.’
To Young Men.
Young men should read the fol
lowing words from the pen of Pro
fessor Porter, aud from them gather
new courage for the battle of life:
Young men, yon are the architects
of your own fortunes. Rely upon
your own strength of body and soul
Take for your star self-reliance. In
scribe on your banner, 'Luck is a
fool, pluck is n hero.’ Don’t take
too much advice—keep at your helm
and steer your own ship, and re
member that the great art of com
manding is to take a fair share of
the work. Think well of yourself.
Strike out. Assure your own posi
tion. Put potatoes in a cart, over a
rough road, and the small ones go
to the bottom. Rise above the en
vious aud jealous.. Fire above the
mark you intend to hit. Energy t
invincible determination, with a
right motive, are levers that move
the world. Don’t drink—don’t chew
—don’t smoke—don’t swear—don’t
deceive—don’t read novels—don’t
mam' until 3011 can support a wife.
Be earnest—be civil. Read the pa
pers. Advertise your business.
Make money, and do good with it.
Love God and your fellow-men.
Love truth and virtue. Love your
country ami obey its laws.
The Counlry.
Signs of a Prosperous Farmer.
When yon see his bam huger
than his house, it shows that he will
have huger profits and small afflic
tions.
When you see him driving his
work, instead of his work driving
him, it shows that he will never be
driven from his good resolutions,
and that he will certainly work his
way to prosperity.
Wheu you always see iu his wood
house a sufficiency for three months
or more.it shows that lie will he more
than a ninety-days’ wonder in far
ming operations, and that he is uot
sleeping in his house alter a drunk
en frolic.
When he has a house separate
from the main building, purposely
for ashes, and an iron or tin vessel
to transport them, it shows that lie
uever built his house to be a funeral
pile for his family, and perhaps
himself.
When his sled is housed iu sum
mer, and his farming implements
covered both in winter and summer,
it plainly shows he will have a good
house over his head in the summer of
ear).* life, and in the winttw of old
age.
Wheu his cattle ait* properly shel
tered aud fed in winter, it is evi
dence that he is acting according
to Scripture, which says a “merci
ful man is merciful to his beast.”
Wheu he is seen subscribing for a
newspaper, and paying in advance,
it shows that he is speaking like a
book respecting the latest improve
ments iu agriculture, and that he
uever will get his walking papers to
the laud of poverty.
A* widow in Iowii. whose husband
was burned to death while iu a state
of intoxication, has obtained judg
ment for $G,000 against the man
who sold him the liquor.
Keep busy—the man who has
nothing to do is the most miserable
of beings. If you have no regular
work, do chores as farmers do wh£n
it rains too hard lor them to work
in the field. In occupation we for
get our troubles, and get a respite
from sorrow. The man whose
mind and hands arc busy finds no
time to weep and wail. If work is
slack, spend the time in reading.
No man ever knew too much. The
hardest students in the world are
old men who know the most. If
you lack books, there ore free or
very cheap libraries, nt least iu cities
at your command. The man who
docs not acquire some item of use
ful information between day break
and bed-time must mournfully say,
with tho Roman Emperor, ‘I have
lost a dav/
A Jersey City lawyer was making
a high-fiown speech the other day,
telling about angels' tears, weeping
willows and tombstones, when his
Honor said: ‘‘Confine yoiuself to the
dog fight,”
A young mau from the country who
had recently come into possession of
a few thousand dollars,visitetl an un
cle in the city, an old merchant to
get his advice about investing Lis
capital in busiuesH. “Go back to
the country, young man,” said the
merchant, “and invest your money
in land. Bay a farm, settle down
ou it, and do a safe business. I
have been in a business here nearly
forty years and have accumulated a
fortune, but it has been done by fear
ful risk, heavy, responsibility, con
stant toil and worrying anxieties.—
A dozen times I have been on tbe
verge of bankruptcy, and twice I
have bceu sorely tempted to take my
own life. Of ten men who com
menced business here wheu I did
only one besides myself succeeded.
The rest all failed,one after another ;
some dragging their families down
to povertv and disgrace. Take my
advice. Keep away from the city
and its delusive business avenues.—
Quiet contentment on a moderate
competency in the country is the
best fortune I could wish vou.”
A Washington letter writer says
“Miss Waite, daughter of the Chief
Justice, has the rare faculty of being
able to talk to several people at
once.” Rare faculty! Oh, ignora
mus; did yon ever hear a woman
on moving day tell the drayman how
to carry the liereau down stairs,
scream instructions to the woman
taking up the carpet, yell at the boy
packing the china, tell the hired
girl wlmt to do with the tinware
ami stove furniture, shriek her hus
band inton cold sweat for emptying
half a bushel of soot out of the stove
pipe on the ]mrlor floor, sniff at the
woman across the street who was’nt
going to move and was looking on,
and scold seven children for nine
different things, with one and the
same wag of her flexible tongue?
Rare faculty, indeed!—Hairlry.
How lo Succeed.
If your seat is hard to sit upou,
stand np. If a rock rises np before
you, roll it away or climb over it.
you want money, earn it. It takes
longer to skin an elephant than
mouse, but the skin is worth
something. If you want confidence
prove yourself worthy of it. Do not
be content with doing, what anoth
er has done-surpass it Deserve
success, and it will come. The »>oy
was not born a man. The sun does
not rise like a rocket, or go down
like a bullet fired from a gun; slow
ly and surely it makes its round,
and never tires. It is as easy to be a
leader as a wheel borne. If the job
be long, the jmy will lx* the greater;
if the task be hard, the more com
petent you must b^, to do it.
A good practical education, in-
dadinsr a good tr ide, is a better
outfit for a youth than a grand es
tate with the drawback of an empty
mind. Many parents have slaved
and pinched to leave their children
rich, when half the sum thus lavish
ed would have profited them far
more had it been devoted to the
cultivation of their minds, the en
largement of their capacity to think,
observe aad work. The one struc
ture that no neighborhood czl J j
without is the school-house.
They have a curious way of decid
ing law suits in Siam. Both par
ties are put under cold water, and
the one staying the longest wins the
suit In this country lx>th parties
are got into hot water and then
kept there as long as possible. The
result in the end is the same.
Time borders npon eternity. It
requires l>nt an instant to make the
passage from one to the other.
Billings says, “I spell it ‘kangh-
pby,’ and Webster spells it ‘coffee.’
I kan’t tell which is right Web, or
me.”
Men are frequently like tea—the
real strength and goodness are not
properly drawn ouk until they have
been in hot water.
Girls, don’t be afraid to work.
Ruth gleaned in tbe harvest field and
got just as good a Bo ar as any girl
in tho neighborhood.
At a printer’s festival, recently the
following toast was cffercU: ‘‘Wotnau,
second only to the press in the dis
semination of news.*’
A western game at cards—One
player holds the cards; another
holds a revolver. A coroner holds
the inquest.
A bashful young clergyman re
cently rising to preach for tho first
tunc, aunouuced his text thus wise:
And immediately the cock wept ,tuid
Peter went ont and crow bitterly.'*
A somew hat simple woman w as
asked whether her husband /caret!
God, and replied, “I guess he does,
for he never goes out on Sundays
without taking his gun with him.”
The reason why a Detroit woman
got off a street ear without ringing
tho bell was because she saw her
husband walking with a good look
ing widow, and she hadn't time for
ceremonies.
The bravest chap of whom histo
ry ever did or ever will give an ac
count, is a sixteen-year-old lx>v in
Jones county, North Carolina, who
has just married a red-headed w id-
ow with five children.
A mau “Down East” returned his
newspaper to the priutiugotlico with
‘Jacknss” written on the margin,
and in the next issue the editor sta
ted the fact, and wound up the par
agraph by asking: “Will our indig
nant subscrilxr please to let us
know nt wlmt stable lit* can be
found ?”
Mr. Logan once told a story of the
intrepid hunter who secured a “tail
holt” on au immense hear, and short
ly afterward was heard bellowing
for help. “What do you want help
for ?” inquired :i comrade. “I want
some one to help me h-t go this
I tour,” replied the stranger.
A Kansas farmer purchased a rcvol-
•er for his wife, and insisted on tar
get practice, so that she could de
fend her house 111 cas* of bis ah-
-Iftcr the bullet had h en
dug out of his leg and the cow bu
ried, he said he guessed that ahe’d
better shoot with au axe.
DIR ECTORY.
City.
Municipal.
MoN. W. K. DAVIES Mayor.
ALDERMEN:
A. I*.lright. >. j, f
t- A. I>rr> rr. K. O.TW;..
JiwyhJfqttr. II. IL Aln-nwtb.
Afe.Tor’* Court, ••'•ferk.a.nuCity K*lL*lai1>.
Krjrular naming if I'mcctl ctcijr Jfe*l*y
rrmims.
STANDING COMMITTEES.
— A_F Wr%k», lluUrna**, II H Aim-
U-kIi, CfcnCn, A T Wright
rCXn n, U.D Alaivaith
wot th amiss t
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and H n AlMwocth.
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Religious.
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t Took, rn.tor.
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Uc\. l>r. ItaUdit, l'«>trr.
Secret Societies.
11*11,other Dinntl aud FI«U to«r»tint-
D’NAl URIT1I.
Lod*r Ao.*.;
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M«vt»Vvrrv^2o l\Vi..1 *Vth*si.n bt », VI
llall.
Literary.
« It KUO MAN DERATING i 1.1 a
C. I*. MANSELL rrvni.lrnt.
K T V. ..KAN Orm-uri and TW..r,r.
•lOtf.Vl. I*AUSKl.l. Librarian.
.etKctciy Friday otenlngnt Ulnar; 11*11.
GERMAN READING CECIL
ISAAC, Problem,
». POPPER Sorrel*
: \KY ASSOCIATION AND MI'SKt'M.
O. D.St OTT.
A. T. M. LKAN,Scrmtary,
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11*11Jatkaon St. ts«n to iu«tul«r» an.|
oom * to 12 * tn 4 tor. |. nt *i..| fr.ou ?*,
Educational.
Wit Nt; FEMALE tnU.Lt.l..
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Mob Ills'll school.
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Call
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Military.
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County.
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An old Germnu buried his wifi-,
and was telling a sympathtizing
neighbor of her sad decease. His
friend inquired if “the lamented
wns resigned to her fab?. " “Ifr-Mgi/v
ed!” exclaimed the honest Teuton;
“mein Got, she had to be.”
Mitt. Partington Insult* tbe
Doctor.
“Yes, Doctor, and a few days pre
vious, feeling somewhat disposed,
and having a groapiug poin in the
abandon, I took some patient medi
cine, and I feel cotfvicted that it ne-
rioaslv repaired iny constituent. I
suppose that I’iu of exeraWe temper-
..tare,for I’m always a-worrying ever
since Betsy Smith had congregation
of the lungs, or some tunsorial affec
tion, bat, to tell the troth, I’ve al
ways dreaded the infernal rumor.”
“Do you know what Lull-dadcg
i»*~ asked a man of an old lamer.
“I thought I did,” said tbe Gran
ger, “but the ball was’nt dozing.
He was only making believe, and
being in tbe middle of a forty-acre
lot, I naturally hod to make pretty
quick time to reach the fence ahead
of fains.”
“Pnt out your bmguc n little fur
ther,” said a physician faj a fair in
valid* “A little further still, if you
please. ’ “Why, dtx-tor, do you think
a womanV tongue lets no cud ? * said
the gentle sufferer. “An end jx*r-
hsps, madam,” replied the doctor,
“but no cessation.'
With virtue, capacity «ml good
conduct, one can still be insupporta
ble. The manners, which arc se
lected as small thing*, urc often
those which deciile nueu 'for or
against you. A slight atb-iUion to
them would have |>revetit<d their
iH judgments.—It injerr^
I*t us do our duty in *bop or
kitchen, the market, the street, the
office, the sctiool, tbe borne, jiut tu»
faithfully as if we stood in the first
rank of some great battle, aud we
knew the victory for mankind, de
pended ou our bravery, strength
and skill. When we do that the
humblest of ns will be serving iu
that great army which acLiexes iLc
welfare of the world.
—“Mother,” said a little urchin
when fae came home, “1 have seen
such a powerful p.xacher. He
stamped ami made such a noise;
and then he got mad; lie shook his
fist at the folks, aud there wasn’t
anybody dare go up and fight him.
A wholesome rebuke for |ireaebers
who become too demonstrative t in
tbe pulpit, albeit the fault is usually
the other way.
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