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Eli Perkins on Caesarism. ENOCH MORGANS SONS Eli Perkins Las found the humorous, or, rather, burlesque, side of Caisarism, and pro sects it to his readers as follows: To the Editor of the Daily Graphic:— Caesar the tyrant moved down from Luke George nnder the cover of last night’s dark ness, and captnred Saratoga. He was ac companied by Mr. Ctetar, Miss Nellie Cirsar, two little Caesars, and a few attending min ions. Some were bcnad in chains, others, including General Pontifex Maximus Bab cock, had blood-marks on their faces and armor. Several heralds appeared in front with lances, while a crowd of captives in iron cages were left in the depoL As the imperial party moved up the steps ol Congress Hal), the bloodthirsty President was noticed to wear a tin crown set with diamonds; also sandals. The people gene rally fled with fear and consternation. Gene ral Babcock was ordered to capture General Banks or Senator Feufcon, aDd bring them be fore the insatiate tyrant, who instant!}’ cut off their heads. Keverdy Johnson, being blind in one eye, remained. Ciesar advanced toward him, scowled through the eye-holes in his helmet, and remarked, as he seized hiiu by the hair: “Old slave,” see he, ride, visigh, • uni dig the taters!” ** Vieigh versa, nonposi coini talers," replied Mr. Johnson in the dead languages. Pontifex Maximus Babcock and the execu tioners now seized the ex-Senator, with sev eral hundred women und children, and led them into the royal presence, when the cruel tyrant put out their eyes and threw tht m up the eave-spout with his own hands. On entering the dining room, at the sound of the trumpet, Caesar ordered all the plates uncovered in honor of his presence. Then, while turniug his imperial glances upon the colored waiters, he ordered them to throw the guests out o! the windows. At the same time he directed Robert Jackson, the head waiter, to kueel at his feet, while Pontifex Maximus placed upon his head a laurel crown. Then the tyrant struck him with a spear eight times, saying : “I, Ciesar, pronounce and appoint you King of tne Cannibal Islands and Consul to the in ternal city of Chicago.” “Quosque, tandem ahutere patient ia nostra 0! t'.vsar?*’ remarked Congressman liulbarn, kneeling and wringing his hands. “Arise, O, Conscript Father; I can not lend yon $4,'* rep’ied Cnc sar, cutting off his legs and arms, and laving his bands in the warm blood. This morning, after Csesar, the little (’.rsars and Mrs. Ceesar had devoured several children for breakfast, the royal tyrant ordered Ponii- lex Maximus Babcock to put William Leiarnl in irons, pump Congress Soring dry, and se-tl :t up with sealing wax: and then he put on his breast-plate and armor, and, armc.l with a cross-bow, proce;ded to the Indian encamp ment “Bind Fernando Wood and Governor War- moth to yonder tree, I would shoot at a mark,’ ordered his Imperial Highness. Then draw ing the bow, he shot fifty or sixty arrows through Feinindo Wood and Mr. Warmoth. Discovering Mr. W. S. Groesbeck, who had climbed up a tree to get out of his reach, Ctcsar shot thirty-six arrows through him, and then ordered the tree to be cut down. However, Mr. Groesbeck made his escape— an arrow escape. He fled—the arrows sticking in him— to Spalston Spa, where he now ex hibits himselt as 8t. Sebastian in the daytime and lets himself oat as a hat-rack ot nights. Returning to the Imperial palace, Ca sar ordered his chariot, price $4, and was driven over to Cedar Bluff, on the lake. At the sound of the trumpet Mrs. Meyers appeared. “Kill and instantly cook, on the gridiron, a tin pan full of black bass, woman, or die,” shouted Crrsar. He also remarked that peo ple would live longer in that house if they brought— instantly brought—a basin full of atawred potatoes. The potatoes were brought. After killing Mrs. Meyers’ little boy and cutting the throat of the bar tender, tho ty rant returned to the xoyal palace—price $5 — and ordered Gov. Dix to produce Commodore Vanderbilt “ Shackle and chain him to the cowcatcher. Pontifex,” said Caesar* “ he shall flag his own train.'* Then pardoning Postmaster Judson, and ordering the convicts in Saratoga jail set free, the bloodthirsty tyrant smote his breast, bit off a woman’s ear, placed his left heel on Mayor Mitchell’s neck, and left for Long Branch with bis galley slaves and bloody cohorts. Alas! for the liberties of the oppressed, lown-trodden people ! Condensed Railroad Time Table, /'V T V d~\ Giving the arrival and departure of all Traiua. Jl JL xJ rected by R. D. Mann. General Ticket Agent, Ne. ia a substitute for Soap for all Household pur- Kimball House: f5C.pt WMUi.l* cl<*lK*. ! WESTERS AND ATLANTIC RAILROAD. 8 A P O L I for cleaning your house wi 1 gave the labor of d Departs 8:30, a. m., Cincinnati FxpTess; 6, r. m., Ken- 1 * * Deeaw Libe. Arrive 1:90r. M , Cincinnati Express; I Give it a trial. 8 A P O L for Windows is better than No removing curtains and cat 8 A P O L I O cleans Paint and Wood, in fact the entire bouse, better than Soap. No slopping. Haves labor. You can’t afford to be without it. 8 A P O L I O 1 O or Water. S A P O L I O S A P O L. I O Polishes Brass and Copper utensils better than Acid or Oil ami Itotten Stone. 8 A P O L Id for W ashing Dishes and Glassware, ia invaluable. Cheaper than Soap. 8 A P O L I O removes Soap from Marble Mantels. Tables and Statuary, from bard finished Walls, aud from China and Porcelain. 8 A POLIO removes Stums and Grease from Carpets and other woven fabrics. You will like it. There is no one article known that will do so many kinds of work and do it as well as Sapo- lio. Try it. handS A POLIO 11:J5 p. m., Kenuesaw Dine. GEORGIA RAILROAD. Depart 8:15 a. M.,aml 6 p. M.: Stone Mc.intain Accom modation, 6 p. n. Arrive 5:45 p. m., and 11:15 p m. ; Stone Mountain Accommodation, 8 a. m. MACON AND WESTERN RAILROAD. Depart 1 a. m., Mail Train, and 1:50 r. m.; Arrive 5:50 a. m., Mail Train, and 5:40 r. m. WEST TOINT RAILROAD. Depart 11:30 p. m. ; arrive 5:40 a. m. ATLANTA AND RICHMOND AIR-LINE RAILROAD. Depart 6:48 a. u.; arrive 7 p. m. HOTELS. NATIONAL HOTEL, Formerly Spotswood, MAGOW, GEORGIA, Nearly opposite Passenger Depot. Board f 3 per day. aug 3-tf p. WHELAN, Proprietor. BALTIMORE CARDS. j OUaTAVCS OBEH. JOHN K. OBER. BOBEBT ODER. G. OBER & SONS, Mannfnctnrers aud Proprietors of Genuine Phospho-PernYian Guano, Amwoniateil Mnper-l’liusiihatcs Special Tobacco Compound, Gr. und Plaster, &c., &o., &c, —AN It— COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Office, U8S011II1 Strut, BALHUORK, M.rylann. Kite, tory, Locust Point. Wheat growers would do well to purchase these superior Guanos, used v* ry laigely iu wheat growing sections. I have naed these Manures for the last five yearj and unhesitatingly recommend them. K. A. ALSTON. EDWARD COX, Decatur, Ga., Agent. mng26-dif AUCUSTA CARDS. IDOZIEIR & WALT03ST, Resale 8" handS A P O L I O as an article for the Bath, “reaches the foundation’’ of all dirt, opens the pores aud gives a healthy action aud brilliant tint to the skin. A 31 ROCK II (I U S K , WEST POINT, GEORGIA. informed that they c The travelling public 0 obtain First-class meals and good accommodations at this house. Trains atop here for dinner. Hotel situated left aide of car shed. PAT. GIBBONS, ’an26-d:tm # Proprietor LIVINGSTON HOTEL, northeast corner square, LA FAYETTE MRS. M. MARBLE, - - - Proprietress. Board by the Day, Week or Month, at the most Reasonable Rates. °oers GOLDSBOROUGH, FORSTER & CO., Distillers and Wholesale Dealers in Fine Standard Whiskies and Imported Liprs. No, 09 South Gay Street, Baltimore. Chemise, Drawers, Skirts ic Mglitgowns, Walking Suits, Infants' Outfits AND CHILDRENS CLOTHING, E. N. SPENCER, No. 69 Leiiagton St., »ub2C-6iu BALTIMORE. II IjIVERY stable CONNECTED with THE HOT78E. handS APOL1 O from b -tli hat da and f*« SPOTSWOOD HOTEL. MACON, GEORGIA. Thomas u. Harris, - - proprietor Board 33 3Por Day Op. Pan.-onger Depot. aud Or’y One Minute’s Walk KAll’S (-HAM) UUl'HESS COLOGNE. BEAD’S GRAND DUCHESS COLOGNE, READ’S GRAND DUCHESS COLOGNE, Made in Baltimore, and sold by all dealers, South 1 aud West. It is the sweetest perfume in Americs. and [ sella at 25 cents. aug26-lm 241 BROAD STREET. AUGUSTA. GEORGIA. C. A. ROWLAND, UU..X.W • FonxrjULY stovall a bowla.no DANIEL & ROWLAND, COTTON FACTORS. COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Anti Agents for the Celebrated Etlwan, Wando, Duerdale and Cotton Food («uanos Corner Jackson and Reynolds Streets, AUGUSTA, GA. MdT CONSIGNMENTS SOLICITED. COMMISSION FOR SELLING COTTON, $1 PER BALE. atigl7.tf. . e. Ratcliffs:. GEO. F, RATCLIFFE &C0„ COTTON FACTORS, OUANO DBAIjBlia GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS, So. 14 J.rkion Strut, ROSSIGNOL, Pharmacists. FILL 18 WALKER. AUGUSTA, GEORGIA, GREENE ft Druggists % IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DRUSS JL DRUCG1STS SUN DRIES, PAINTS, OILS, CLASS JLC.. No. 264- Broad Street. AUCUSTA, CA. 8cpt3-f-m SEAY & WALKER, B liberal cash advances on Cotton and other produce. i baud. Commissi*. COTHRAN & JACKSON. BANKERS, ROME, Grooi-sia, HOME, MANUFACTCRLR. G-jSSl.. hands a p o l i o Kennasaw H ouse, IS without a rival in the wo: Id for cur- ! 7 ing or preventing roughness and chap- ruiABiirTT a « itANDH-xFoT ioiFLE t”"r a a“reyer.'COPPERSTILLS.PLUIBINB GAS AND STEAM FSTTIK6, (ESTABLISHED IN 1854.) removes Tar. Pitch, Iron o» Iuk Stains | and Grea«e: lor workers in Machine Shops,»Mines, A:c. t is iu valuable. For' making the Skill White and Soft, and giving it a 44 bloom of beauty.” it is un surpassed by any cosmetic known. h a n d 8 A P O JL I O costs ID to 15 cents per cake, and every- body shoo'd have it. DON’T FAIL TO TRY' THESE COOPS. Bay It of your jnerclannt If lie lifts it or will procure it for you. If not. then write for our Pnmpiilet. 44 All about S«polio,” nnd it will be mulled free. PROPRIETORS. ENOCH MORCAN’S S augS-d&wDm ■-0 Park PLACE, IONS, JE, N. Y. 9 NEW CARRIAGE REPOSITORY, ATLANTA, CEORCIA. GAINESY1 LLE HOTEL 3NT W’T't?' T ■TC'X’JDXD TJI7 FREE HACKS TO AND FROM THE HOUSE. E. L. fjALDWFI : - . Proprietor. juue4-dtf Manufacturing Company THE JONES HOUSE, NEAR THE PUBLIC SQUARE. COVINGTON, GEORGIA. All Kinds or R. W. JONES, Proprietor, Free conveyance from the Railroad. apriMdly The Stokes Case. HOW MCS. BENTON, THE IMPORTANT WITNESS IN THE STOKE8 CARE, WAS CAUGHT. New York World, 8ept. 11. Assistant District Attorney Allen and Su perintendent Marsell sealed the lips of the officers who arrested Mrs. General Benton; but the following facts may be relied oo: The hflnse where she resided, at the corner of Fifty-first street and Lexington avenue, was hired by her about a year ago as a rendez vous for Mrs. Benton’s Washington friends. Mrs. Benton, although grcatlv in fear of being recognized, paid frequent visits to the capital and to various places in Lou isiana, her native State, but observed the utmost secrecy in going from and return ing to New York. When in this city she rarely went out, aud on such occasions was closely veiled. As soon as tho matter was placed in the hands of the police by the Dis trict Attorney, detectives Tolly and Dilks were entrusted with the case. They hud no knowledge of her whereabonis, and could only identify her by a portrait they had in their possession. By means at present un known they traced u woman uho resembled the portrait to Fifty-first street and Lexing ton avenue, and hiring a room in an opposite . house they watched for the witness. Monday ' morning they were sore that Mrs. Benton lived where the suspected woman was seen to enter, and observed extra vigil ance till about 1 P. M., when they went to the house, rang tho bell, and were admitted. The servant stated that the lady | they were in search of was oat, but the ofli- j cers refused to believe her, and insisted on i seeing her. The servant inquired their husi- ' ness, but they refused to divulge its nature, j and took possession of the parlor. The ser vant threatened to fend for the police, but got laughed at for her pains, as the officer ou poat had been notified that the detectives were at work, and another detective was in the street watching the house. Various tricks were tried to get the detectives out of the house, but all to no purpose, and about six o’clock they managed to get to Mrs. Bren tons apartments and arrest her. Mrs. Benton was highly iudigouut, and for an hour denied and threatened, while a General iu the United States Army, who was visiting Mrs. Benton on some business connected with the Washington lob by, menaced the officers with all sorts of pains and penalties. Finally, the officers, knowing the crafty nature of their prisoner, resolved on stopping all night in the bouse, and, in spite of Mrs. Benton's protestations, one detective sat in a chair and the other stretched himself across the door-sill. The General, at Mrs. Benton’s request, remained in the room, and Mrs. Benton took possession of a lounge, and thus the night passed. Tues day morning Mrs. B. listened to reason, nnd consented to accompany the officers, who took her aud her brother, a lad of eighteen, to the Central Office and thence to the District At torney's office, where she was coamiitred in default of $5,000 bail to the House of De tention ck ii witness. The detectives were titty cou>*ecutivH hours on the case, aud ate nothing from Monday morning till Tuesday afternoon. NEWTON HOUSE. MRS. JANET HAUDROP, COENFR OF MAIN AND SPKINO STBKhTS. * SPARTA. GEORGIA. TERMS: $2.00 per day Lodging inoluded. 00 per ir.e»i Without Lodi<in j march 25-tl. NATIONAL HOTEL. WOODRUFF ft JOHNSON „ w , _ , • . ATLANTA, GEORGIA, Have established a Repository at | Mark W. Johnson's Agricultural | Building, corner of Alabama and J. E. OWENS, Proprietor, I ors) th Streets, V'here the^ an L.t. >t Piedmont ftnd Orange Hotel, Lynchburg, Ve. now receiving a fresh stock of' Carriages, Buggies and Wag ons from some of the best manu-1 factories in America, and n. 'If j especially to their order for th t \ market. The Woodruff Buggy, ! V Inch is justly celebrated fol its He.rly Oppo,ilf JIont.'mn.rY .ml Enf.nl.lt. R. Depot great DURABILITY and light eufaula. Alabama. draught, will be one of the spe- j «»- The n, : »t Ho««iotow»! cialties of this Repository. It I “ rrtt lr w. t. «cwib.hw>- is the intention of this firm to UNIVERSITY HOTEL, supply GOOD. WARRANTED athess, Georgia, WORK at the lowest possible price, making: it an inducement ^ Brass and Iron Caste j t ADE TO ORDER. ENGLISH, FRENCH AND GERMAN B OARDING AND DAY SCHOOL for Young Ladies ■ and little Girls, 04 Cathedral street, Baltimore, [ Md.. Mias Chaffae and Misa Hamerslry, Principals, as- j ended by able Profeaaors. Next aeaaion opens 8ep- ' tember 18th. Couree of Study extensive, comprising I all branches of a polite education. French is the lan guage of the School. Class honors swarded st the j close of the year. Circulars on application. sug20-lq/ ■Wholesale S T Confectioner, ‘ JL. UL aid Crackt IN NOTICE ! LIMITED COPARTNERSHIP- T HE undersigned have formed a limited partner- a J ship underand pursuant to Section l‘J10 of the j XJL0LZXXSLy AND DEALER Fruits, Nuts and Preserves. — ALSO — Toys, Willow Ware, <&c., Whitehall Street, Revised Code of Georgia. The general partners Andrew J. West and Henry 8. Edwards, aud the ape- cial partner JanieR M. Ball, all of the city of Atlauta, Ga.. under the firm name and atvle of Georgia march22d2m / BACGASE CARRIED TO AND FROM THE DEPOT FREE OF CHARGE. u O WA RD HOUSE BROAD STREET. WEST & EDWARDS. | JJa/l . 9c>tjcman J/jieMelj For the purpose of conducting a WHOLESALE GROCERY levima COMMISSION BUSINESS In the city ot Atlanta. Georgia. The said James M. Call, special partner, has contri buted to the capital stock Twenty-five Thousand Dol lars, in cash, actually paid in. Said partnership to date lrotn July 1st. 1873, and J continue for three years. ANDREW J. WEST, 1 (icneral Partneri HENRY S. EDWARDS, | Gt neral Partners. JAMES M. BALL, Special Partner. jy27-dlaw«w’ mm s? tUcUt OL,/. rjpo OUR USUAL STOCK OF ijiiore, we have just ad-led an sale of the FT KS AND 'Jo faeilitaLe /Ac fit oilni tion vf cLoqiulL and jft(Li.tIt - As, we hare Selected one of the most extensive, varieties of yf/ot/ib. f cstirirjts a?rd Slouiclin^, 1 ait ofaia- owjl im/io/ tation. Age for parties living at a distance from Atlanta to come here to purchase. n " send their orders. Any style Carriage or Buggy made to rial order at short I m r veu.rs, notice. W.W. WOOURUfF. MARK W, JOHNSON ang23-dim aprio »F Boabd.—Per day, $2 00; pe (Vladison House. M A D I S O N. GEORQI A. r»' n \vel I - i the best hotels :u the South, the tr reason Mayv Chas. Bohnefeld, UNDERTAKER AND DEALER IN METALLIC nss oi Taylor’i So. 1 DcUIVE’S OPERA IIOU8K. MARIETTA STREET ATLANTA. All orders promptly and faithfully attended to Orders for carnages received. u. irg-ddn- Harrison Bradford & Co’s STEEL PENS. 8|)ecial attention called to the well known numbers, MS -7S itS » at »v ts. FACTORY, MT. VERNON; OFFICE, 75 JOHN ST., N. Y angH-;tm ATLANTA PAP Kit NULLS. Book nnd Aew«, JAMES ORMOND, Proprietor. CRESCENT BREWERY VIENNA BEER,; ' * * 1 Gaff & Co., Prcprietora, Cincinnati, Oh o. aud Aurora, | i Indiana. Tbi< lP»er i* eperially made for ahipmeut South, j aud ie, therefore, the bebt < v.-r sold iu thift State, j Every keg guaranteed to be good and sound. Orders Solicitoci. I Ktu‘ "e refer the public to the following correepou- j ill find tlii8 one : deuce. l'ortt-ra at ,11 CUTHMAN & HAAS. [ r.fisswSar! °a. i ATLANTA, GA.. Jukk 1.4, 1873. TENNESSEE HOUSE, : Mr. IF. »/. Land, CittJ .* Corner Tennessee and Main streets, Dkau Sib—Me»*r< GatT A Co., of Cinduu »*i. Ohio. _ . . • le»ir« us to accept the Ageft-y tor tb»* sale ol their Cai*tor»xrillo f Q-eorsla. ! Ore.crut Brewery Vienna leer. We have tried the Beer and fiud it a pleasant aud p«laUble beverage, but iUr-Spleiidid fare and reasonable rates. Mfore accepting the sale of it we want your profes- aug3f.ru J. SUMNER- aiona) opinion as to it» purity, we, therefore, dealte I . y„ u t( , our store ami draw a sample from a small j Grantville Hotel. MY,^ :, - rym ‘“* v ” Respectfully. B. F. M. T. BRANNON. ulTU5US * h a.^, | ATLANTA, GA., Jci I 1, 1873. the peasant little village ot j Messrs. Uuthman it* Ilaas, Atlanta, Ga.: _>V/ one i/teadjj made (tiefinitmeiit. in the fat we a., in the f ast, “ Excelsior" is our motto. Sfeht. i f, Y$ f3. fiiseman Sl ffylotliei. _ posite the depot, rautville, on Atlauta and West Point Railroad. A few summer boarders can find pleasant rooms and good fare. augH-tf Gkntlkmks—This will certify that I have made a thorough chemical examination ot the •* Cresceut Brewery ” Lager Be« r. received . i you a few days ago. |l find the article free from ujurioua substances, ^TATE OF GEORGIA. FULTON COUNTY.— 8UPE- ! drugs, .tc.. the bitter principle being due to pure - - 4^ rior Court, April Term, ls73.—Present: His Hon- I Hop Ke . . .. or J. L. Hopkins, Judge. The analysis herewith affixed exhibits tli« ‘ptanti- Saucy O’Doll vs. Jeremiah O’Dell—Libel for Divorce, ties ot the nisin proximate constituents and on*pares aud rule to perfect service. lavorably with the ana.yaea ol the best foreign beers It appearing to the Court, by the return of the Sher- j and ales. 1 am, very tiuly. yours, iff, that the defendant ioe* not reside in this county, : ^’M. J. LVM', An. t aem. aud it further appearing that he does not ri Mde in this ! ANALYSIS: State; ills, on motion ot counsel, ordered: , Extractive matter. (Stifar. I>extrine, Albu- That said defendant appear and answer, at tit-next j nit . Ui Hop Resin, etc.) Pet. t»«W3 term ot this Court: elso, that the case be con-itiered j Alcohol—(volume per ceutFgel i».8U25 iu default, and th • complainant allowed to pr< . e«-d. Water h717 And it is further ordered: That this rule •• puls i RpsHfle gravity of the Beer t "is? lisliud iu some public g-v?**tte ot this State, .i ce u |v3-t. mouth for four mouths, prior to tho next term ot th.s _ — LUCY COBB INSTITUTE, IRON WAREHOUSE OF THE Scofield Rolling Mill Co., ATLANTA, CEORCIA, USTO. 28 PEACHTREE ST. BAR IRON of all kinds, Warranted equal to any made, wholesale and retail, at 4Jc. rates. Call nnd examine the stock and get a Price List. ii sample of the quality ol News WANTED. B y »i family, either ereucea furnisnt-d. Addresi: CAMP HOUSE, W ITHIN ONE HUNDRED YARDS OF PA.-hES- «er depot. Meals, 50c. ] Lodging 50c. J. D. CAMP, Proprietor. : ss)-4-tf Griffin, Georgia. NATIONAL HOTEL Formerly T bbs R. uae.i Dalton, Goorsla, 1 K. 1>. 0 NF.II.1. Ik JNO. BABCT.AV. l't"|,ri(,t.,r ATHENS, CA. Mrs. A. E. WRIGHT, Principal. rittlE FODtT.mil ANNUAL >l:«l' N WILL X commence on the lOtli day > . •’. > .3, with a full corps of Teachers TERMS PER YEAR : Primary Department 00 Acadonilc Department. Latin lucludod. Collegiate Departn Bo.i oulh. 40 t)c on oo 20 (X) For further Information apply the Priori! at or JOHN H. NKWTON. loi TrualMa ia/t' Macon Tehgn.pl! k Mes* | Sunday and d-.t aday'a paper 1 jy31-8uu.V Wwl4W uft.B.XtO'W" WL are sole Agents in Atlanta for the -AMERICAN COTTON TIE Company, and are prepared to supply dealers with the famed Arrow Tie. Send iu your orders. STEPHENS & FLYNN. :tug31-ltu .AJR^OW TIES. \ Cnrao just arriving via Port Royal, South Caroliua. We will supply the trade on reasonable terms. STEPHENS A; FLYNN. iiugBl-lm AMERICAS COTTON TIE. 100 Toils Arrow Ties; 1,0(10 bushels Seed Rye. for sale by auKdl lm STEPHENS <fc FLYNN.