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YOUTHS' DEPARTMENT*
Little Golden Shoes.
ANNOYMOCB,
May bought goldon shoes for her boy.
Golden leather from heel to too,
With silver tassel to tie at top,
And dainty lining as white as snow ;
I bought a pair of shoes as well,
For the restless feet of a little lad,
Common and coarse, and iron-tipped,
The best I could for the sum I had.
“Golden,” May said, “to match his curls,“
I never saw her petted boy—
I warrant he is but a puny elf,
All pink and white, like a china toy ;
And what is ho, that hia feet should walk
All shod in gold on the king’s highway,
While little Fred, with a king’s own grace.
Must wear rough brogans every day ?
And why can May from her little hand
Fling baubles at her idol’s feet,
While I can hardly shelter Fred
From the cruel stones of the broken street ?
I envy not her silken robe,
Nor the jewel’s shine, nor the handmaid’s care ;
But ah! to give what I cannot,
This, this it is so hard to boar!
But down I’ll crush this bitter thought.
And bear no grudge to pretty May,
Though she is rich, and I am poor,
Since we were girls at Clover Bay ;
And ask the Lord to guide the feet.
So painfully and coarsely shod,
’Till they are lit to walk the street
That runs hard by the throne of God.
“Good.bye, friend Ellen”—“Good-bye, May,”
What dims her eyes so bright and blue,
As she look3 at the rugged shoes askance ?
“I wish my boy could wear these, too ;
But he wall never walk, they say.”
So May, with a little sigh, has gone,
And I am left in a wondering mood,
To think of my wicked thoughts alone.
It needs not that I tell you how
I clasped my sturdy rogue that night,
And thanked the God who gave him strength,
And made him such a merry wight;
Nor envied May one gift she held,
If with it I must also choose
The sight of little crippled feet,
Albeit shod in goldon shoes.
ENIGMA—No 13.
I am composed of 21 letters.
My 10, 2, 21,8, 12, 16, 1,8, is the
wife of the most celebrated hero of anti
quity.
My 14, 11, 7, 16, 1. is a French verb.
My 15, 2, 20, 19, is a point of the
compass.
My 17, 9,5, 13, 12, is a color.
My 9,8, 4,4, 16, 19, is an animal.
My 3, 18, 12, 1 i, is a tense of a Latin
verb.
My whole is the name of a Clergyman
much beloved by the children of Wash
ington, I). C.
Frank.
Answer next week.
Answers to Enigmas— No. 11.—
George Washington : Water—House
—Agnes—Niger—Georgia—Rat—Sin
No. 12,—Benjamin Franklin : Jane—
Bark—Fear —Nine —I—Kiln—Mark—
Name.
F—Washington, I). C.—Your answer
to No. 8 is correct.
Herschel—Your answer to No. 10 is
correct.
Richard, Selma, Ala.—Your answer
to No. 10 is correct. We shall find a
place soon in this Depaitmcnt for your
Enigma.
Minnie, Sharon Ga.—Your answer to
No. 10 is also correct. Your Enigma is
received and will be published.
F. X. R., Sav.; S. A.E., Aug.—Bot
send correct answers to Nos. 11 and 12-
POETICAL ENIGMA—No. 7.
Our charming young friend, “Rubie,”
sends us the following very neat and
pretty answer to this Enigma. It isvery
creditable “Rubio/’ and we give it a
rdaee in our columns with great pleasure ;
NIGHT.
Night's the dark queen, who sprinkles her train
With jewels more rare than earth can e’er gain.
Her one pearl’s the moon, more brilliant and rare,
“Than the loveliest gem in a Princess’ hair.”
Night's the quiet mourner, who in solitude deep
O’er crimes which she hides does silently weep,
Propping her tears on the nightly-blown flowers,
To be chased all away by the bright twilight hours.
Night’s the deep comforter of all of man’s woes,
To the he art of each weeping one her influence goes
Bringing smiles to the face by her beautiful dreams.
So through every woe one flash of joy gleams.
Night’s the sweet maid that with footsteps light.
Ever flees far away from her sister so bright,
Ne’er waiting to kiss the sweet brow of the mom.
But bounds swiftly away other lands to adorn.
“ Rubik.”
REBUS.
The father of the Grecian Jove,
A little boy who’s blind.
The foremost land in all the world,
The mother of mankind,
A poet whose live sonnets aro
Still very much admired.
The initial letters will declare
A blessing to the tried.
Eureka.
Answer next week.
CONUNDRUMS.
1. When is a plant to be more dreaded
than “ a mad dog ?”
2. Why is hot bread like a caterpillar ?
3. Why are bankrupts more to be
pitied than idiots ? Eureka.
Answers next week.
TRADES CARRIEIToN BY BIRDS, BEASTS
AND INSECTS.
“Please tell me something to amuse
me, uncle, will you ?”
“Well, if I am to talk to amuse you, it
must be about something entertaining.
Suppose I tell you of the trades which
are carried on by the lower creatures ?”
“Trade* ? Why how can they carry
on trades ? Do you mean to say that
beasts and birds, and such like carry on
trades ?”
“You shall hear. The fox is a dealer
in poultry, and a wholesale dealer, too ;
as the farmers and the farmers’ wives
know to their cost.”
“That is true, certainly.”
“Not satisfied with chickens and duck
lings, he must needs push his trade
among the full-grown cocks and hens ;
and many a good fat goose is conveyed to
his storehouse in the woods.”
“And what other creature carries on a
trade beside the Fox?”
“The otter and the heron are fisher
men, though they neither make use of a
line nor a net. It is not verv often that
we catch sight of the otter, for he carries
on his trade, for the most part, under
the water ; but the heron is frequently
seen standing with his long thin legs in
the shallow part of the river, suddenly
plunging his bill beneath the surface,
and bringing up a fish. You cannot
deny that the otter and heron are fisher
men.
“No, that I cannot, but I never would
have thought of it, if you had not told me.”
“Ants are day-laborers, and are very
industrious, too, in their calling ; they
always seem industrious at their work.
Catch them asleep in the daytime, if you
can. They set us an example of indus
try.”
“Go on, uncle ; I am not half so tired
as I was.”
“You seem all attention, certainly,
Henry. The swallow is a fly-catcher ;
and the number that he catches in a day
would quite astonish you. Often you
have seen him skirmishing along the sur
face of the brook and tbe pond.”
“Yes, that I have ; and the swallows
are as busy as ants, I think.”
“The beaver is a wood-cutter, a build
er, and a mason ; and lie is a good worker
at all these trades. lie cuts down the
small trees with his teeth; and after he
has built his house, he plasters it skillfully
with his tail.”
“Well done, beaver! He seems to
outdo all the lest.”
“The wasp is a paper-maker, and he
makes his paper out of materials which
no other paper-maker would use. If ever
you should examine a wasp’s nest, you
will find it all made out of paper.”
“How many curious things there are in
the world that I never thought of 1”
“Singing birds are musicians, and no
other musicians can equal them in har
mony. Hardly can we decide which has
the advantage—the lark, the blackbird,
the thrush, or the nightingale.”
“I am afraid that you are coming to the
end.”
“O, never fear. The fire fly and the
glow-worm are lamp-lighters. The fire
flies are plentiful in this country, and at
night light up the air. just as the glow
worms do the grassy and flowery banks
in other countries.”
“Yes, I have seen them. I shall not
forget the lamplighters soon.”
“The bee is a professor of Geometry ;
for he constructs his cells so scientifically,
that the least possible amount of material
is formed into the largest spaces with the
least waste of room. Not all the mathe
maticians of Cambridge could improve
the construction of his cells.”
THREE LESSONS.
One of the first lessons I received was
in 1813, when I was eleven years of age.
My grandfather nod collected a fine flock
of merino sheep, which were carefully
cherished during the war of 18i2’-15. 1
was a shepherd boy, and my business
was to watch the sheep in the fields. A.
boy who was more fond of his books than
of sheep was sent with me, but left the
work to me, while he lay in the shade and
read his books. I finally complained of
this to the old gentleman. 1 shall never
forget his benignant smile as he replied :
“Never you mind; if you watch the
sheep, you will have the sheep.” I
thought to myself ; what does the old
gentlemen mean ? I don’t expect to have
any sheep. My aspirations were quite
moderate in those days, and a first-rate
merino buck was worth SI,OOO. I could
not make out exactly what he meant; but
I had great confidence in him, as he was
MSlfll ©S Til 1©!1TI,
a judge, and had been to Congress in
Washington’s time ; so I concluded that
it was all right, whatever he meant, and
went out contentedly with the sheep.
After I got to the field I could not get
that idea out of my head. Finally, I
thought of my Sunday lesson : “Thou
hast been faithful over a few things, 1 will
make thee a ruler over many things.”
Then I understood it. Never you mind
who else neglects his duty, but you be
faithful, and you will have your reward!
I do not think it will take many lads as
long as it did me to understand this pro
verb.
I received my second lesson after I
came to New York, as a clerk to the late
Luther Reed. A merchant from Ohio,
who knew me, came to purchase goods of
Mr. Reed. He expressed his gratifica
tion at finding me there, and said to me,
“You have got a good place. Make
yourself so useful that they cannot do
without you.” I took his meaning
quicker than I did the proverb about the
sheep. Well, l worked on these two
ideas until Mr. Reed offered me an in
terest in his business. The first morning
after the co-partnership was announced,
Mr. James Geery, the old tea merchant,
called to see me, and said to me “You
are all right now ; I have only one word
of advice to give you: he careful who
you walk the streets with.” That was
lesson number three. In this connection
I must repeat an anecdote told of the
late Robert Lennox. A country mer
chant came into the store of Mr. Morton,
a highly respectable Scotch merchant, to
purchase goods. He spoke about credit,
references, etc. Mr. Norton said : “I will
give you what credit you wish.” “But,
said the merchant, 1 am an entire
stranger to you.” Mr. Morton, replied:
“Did I not see you at church with Robert
Lennox ?” “Yes, I was at Church with
him.” “Well, 1 will trust any man whom
Robert Lennox will take to church with
him - ”
I hope these three lessons of watchful
ness over the interests of their employ
ers, watchfulness over their partners’ in
terests and their own after they are
joined, followed by intense watchfulness
that no black sheep creep into their folds,
may be impressed by these anecdotes
upon the mind of those for whom they
are intended. One other lesson I feel
it very necessary to inculcate—that of
patience. With a little patience most
young men will find a position as high as
they have fitted themselves tc fill.—Jon
athan Sturgis.
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[Prepared for the Banner of the South by Uncle Buddy.]
FAMILIAR SCIENCE
ELECTRICITY CONTINUED —LIGHTNING CON
DUCTORS.
A lightning conductor, as most of my
young readers doubtless know, is a metal
od, fixed in the earth, running up the en
tire height of a building, and rising to a
point above it. Silver and copper arc
the best conductors of electricity, but all
the metals are good conductors ; and the
rod being higher than the buildiug, the
lightning runs down that instead of the
walls. Conductors are pointed because
points conduct electricity away silently
and imperceptibly, while knobs or flat
substances would produce an explosion
and endanger the building. A Leyden
jar, as it is called, may he safely and si
lently discharged by a needle an inch or
two off. Blades of grass, ears of wheat,
and other pointed objects serve to empty
clouds of their electricity. If the rod
be broken, the electric fluid, being dis
turbed in its course, will damage the
building; and so too if the rod be too
small to conduct the whole current to the
earth, the lightning will melt the metal
and injure the building.
The mechanical force of lightning is so
great as often to break off great branches
of trees which impede its passage.
In a stroke of lightning the shock, is
felt moat at the elbow, because the joint
impedes the passage of the fluid, which
leaps from One bone to the other.
Dry air is not a conductor of lightning
It parts the air because the air is anon
conductor, but does not part iron, which
is a conductor. It passes down the out
side of a tree, but through the inside of
a human being, as it always chooses the
best conductors. It shatters imperfect
conductors, and tears them to pieces. It
separates the air with great force, produc
ing the noise which we call thunder,
breaks glass into fragments, and rends
trees into splinters, when these bodies are
in its way to the earth
When it passes through perfect con
ductors, its course is quiet, not even ruf
fling a feather resting upon them ; hence
it passes quiet and unperceived down a
lightning rod, because that is a perfect
conductor.
Fulgurites are hollow tubes produced
in sandy soil by the action of lightning.
When it enters the earth it passes, or
melts, the flinty matter of the soil into
a vitreous or glassy substance crlled a
fulgronite.
Lightning turns milk sour because it,
causes the gasses of the air, through
which it passes, to combine, thus produc
ing a poison called nitric acid, a small
portion of it mixing with the milk, and
so turning it sour. Sometimes, however,
it is the mere heat of the air during the
storm which turns the milk sour.
The air is composed of two gases called
oxygen and nitrogen, mixed together,
but not combined. Oxygen combined
with nitrogen produces five, deadly
poisons, viz • nitrous oxide, nitric ox
yde, hypo-nitrous acid, nitrous acied, and
nitric acid, according to the proportion of
each gas in the combination. When dif
ferent ingredients, or substances, arc min
gled together, without undergoing any
chemical change, they are said to be
mixed , but when the natural properties of
each are altered by the union, then they
are said to be combined ; thus, for exam-
pie, different colored sands shaken to
gether in a bottle will mix, but not com
bine, but water poured on quicklime will
combine with the lime, and not mix with
it; because,the property of each grain
of sand is unchanged, while the proper
ties of the water and lime are altered.
Oxygen and nitrogen mix together in
atmospheric air, just as the grains of sand
in the bottle ; when they combine they
do not produce air, but poisons as we have
stated,
Lightning is said to purify the air be
cause it produces nitric acid and because
the agitation of the storm stirs up the air.
The nitric acid acts very powerfully in
destroying the exhalations which arise
from putrid vegetable and animal matters.
Lightning sometimes renders bars of iron
and steel magnetic, sometimes reverses
the needle of the magnet, and sometimes
destroys its magnetism altogether. Re
versing the needie means that that part of
the needle of the compass which ought
to point to the North is made to point to
the South, and that to the South is made
to noint to Iho North
JACK HORNER.
Most people have been made acquinted
in the nursery with
“Little Jack Horner,
Who sat in the comer,
Eating a Christinas pie,
Put in his thumb
And pulled out a plum,
And said, ‘What a brave boy am I.”
This was a real person. Tradition
furnishes the following story of the for
tunate fellow :
When llenry the Till suppressed the
monasteries and drove the poor old monks
from their nests, the title-deeds of the
Abbey of Mells—including the sump
tuous grange built by Abbot Bel wood—
were demanded by the commissioners.
The Abbot of Gladstonbury determined
that be would send them to London, and
as the documents were very valuable,
the roads invested by thieves, it was diffi
to get them to the metropolis safely. To
accomplish it he hit upon the following
plan.
lie ordered a pie to be made—as fine
as ever smoked on a refectory table ;
inside he put the documents—the finest
filling a pie ever bad since pies were first
made—he intrusted this dainty to a lad
named Horner, to carry up to London, to
deliver safely into the hands for whom it
was intended. But the journey was so
long, and the day cold, and the boy was
hungry, and the pie was tempting, and the
chance of detection was small. So the
boy broke off a piece of pie and beheld a
parchment, wondering* how it could have
reached there, tied up tho pastry, and ar
rived in town. The parcel was missing—
Jack had them in his pocket. These
were the juciest plums of the pie. Great
was the rage of the Commissioners, heavy
the vengeance they dealt out to the
monks. Jack kept his secret, and when
peaceable times were restored, claimed
the estates and received them. Whether
Mr. Horner deserves the title of “good
boy, ’ bestowed on him by the nursery
lament, is more than doubtful ; however,
that’s the story,
WIT AND HUMOR.
’Twould be odd to see a lobster smoking
a cigar, or a toad chewing tobacco ; but
to see an editor at ease with himself and
all the world, and up to his knees in pros
perity, would be still more strange.
A fond parent, anxious that bis son
should be sharp in his wits, and profound
in his thoughts, has sent him to sea—so
that be may be rocked in tbe cradle of
the deep.
An editor out West, being poetically
gifted, writes as follows to delinquent
subscribers :
Everybody has heard of the famous
letters that passed between the adverse
chiefs of Sir Connell and Tyrone, the
most laconic correspondence in history ;
“ Pay me my tribute, or if you don't—
“ O’Donnell.”
“ I owe you no tribute, and if I did—
“ O’Neal.”
A California editor says be lately met
a grammarian who bad just made a tour
through the mines, cogitating thus:
“ Positive, mine ; comparative, miner ;
superlative, minus.”
A crusty old bachelor, not liking the
way his landlady’s daughter bad of ap
propriating his hair oil, filled the bottle
with liquid glue the day before a ball, to
which the girl was invited. She stayed
at home in consequence.
An honest Dutchman, on being asked
how often he shaved, replied : “ Dree
dimes a week every tay put Soontay ;
den I shafe cbery tay.”
“ I think,” said Mrs. Partington, get
ting up from the breakfast table, “ I will
teke a tower, or goon a discussion. They
say, if 1 collect rightly, that a party is to
go to a very plural spot, and to mistake
of a collection. I hope it won't be so cold
as ours for the poor was, last Sunday :
why, there wer'nt efficient to buy wood
for a restitute widder,” and the old lady
put on her calash.
Avery smart boy on his return from
college, attempted to prove that two were
equal to three. Pointing to a roasted
chicken on tho table, he said : “Is not
that one ?” and then pointing to another :
“Is not that two?” and do not one and
two make three ?”
Whereupon his old dad said : “ Wife,
you take one and I’ll take the other, and
our smart boy can have the third for his
dinner.”
“ During the recent w*ar, the Govern
ment bought twenty-seven million pounds
of gunpowder.” And succeeded in blow
ing up the Union—after the gunpowder
had been exhausted!
It is related of two old Scotch minis
ters that one asked the other if he was
not sorely tempted at times to go fishing
on Sunday afternoon. “ Oh, mon,” re
plied his fellow-laborer, “ I’m never
tempted long ; I jist go.”
There is a young lady in town so re
fined in her language that she never uses
the words “ blackguard,” but substitutes
“ African Sentinel.”
“Are all these bells ringing for fire
inquired Simon of Tiberias. “ No, in
deed," answered Tibe; they have go.
plenty of fire and the bell is now ringing
for water.”
Singular and Plural. —The Kev. J.
L. Garrett was met a few days ago by a
young ecclesiastic of Oxford University,
accompanied by a few pupils under lib
care, who very jocosely exclaimed : “Air,
we have had a dispute in our school about
the difference of the terms phenomenon ami
phenomena ; what is your opinion of
the difference ?” The question excited
all the risible faculties of the philosoph r
who, wihen sufficiently recovered, wrote
as follows •
“When one bright scholar puts the fool’s <. up ■>
He makes himself a real phenomenon,
If others join him, and like asses bray,
They all together make phtuomena. ’ ’
“TOOK.”
He took her fancy when be came;
He took her hand, he took a kiss,
He took no notice of the shame
That glowed her happy cheeks at thi
lie took to come of afternoons,
He took an oath he’d ne’er deceive.
He took her master’s silver spoous,
And after that he took his leave.
llow the railroads in this country were !
created and propelled—Vander-bilt and
Daniel-Drew.
“Now that you arc on my side, I hope
you will stick to me,” as tho patient said
to the plaster.
A western paper says that an india
rubber omnibus is about to be invented,
which, when cram full, will hold a coup
more.
A western paper publishes an aecoiug
of a hole on a bill side. The bank, it $
says, fell in and left the bole sticking out g
some ten feet. J