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was one person present—& country justice of tbe peace-—who did* not understand what diet nonjnridicus meant, dr rather ho got a peculiar riew of its force and effect He marked the ten o'clock; bat not makinghis appearance, by ten o’clock the next morning, the landlady sups >ing to preach a, whole sermon on sneh/a piece of profanity has been related of a bold and popular* clergyman of onr own country.’ This allusion is doubtless to tbe Bevy Henry Ward t; the lodger appearing; and the good again went up, but this time peeped 1 the key'hole, when, to her great alarm r PTJBLISHED WEEKLY BY COBURN & DWINELL EDITORS. TERMS—$2 00 PER ANNUM* PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. VOLUME 10. ROME, GA., TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH 20, 1855. NUMBER 21 J8VSHV TUESDAY MORNING. BY COBURN <fe DWINELL t of Subscription; t* ADVANCE, PER ixm, . . .. . Paid op mi, AT $2 00 $2 00 $2 00 of Advertising: Legal Advertise meats will be inserted t the usual rates. Miscellaneous Advertlse- H.O. ARABIAN UNI- TRIUMPHANT OVER DEBASES. WH DAILY HSAR of the most astonishing FARRELL’S ARABIAN LINIMKNT. and we can truly saj i knowledge, that no medicine ever as performed tbe same wonderfld cares, that it has. both in man and beast, and it is equally good for both, which makes it so tru ly valuable. 11 is therefore hailed by the suffer ing as tbe greatest blessing of tbe age, and no tme would ever allow himself lobe without sovereign bairn, whohad OBOO wffcBOOSldita gie power over diseaes, and its wonderful poten cy in rrieiring pain, however severe, in a few minute* tunOb We earnestly desire yon to call is agent, who will famish yon, free of , a small book containing, besides other ‘information, a large list of eertUfeates ~ An fruiaft MMCilblA MfSO&S. of u«# uiVkO • 1 |»v*ovua| w* by this wMmttd medicine, i sorely are ooongh to convince the most seeptkal of its transcendent virtues. We' no- for tonsil t rt S cates afr heamatism cured after the patient bad suffered every thing but death for fire :o twenty years. Abo'toses of partly- sis, or loss of use of the limbs, where the flesh bad withered,leaving apparently bat dried skin and bone, presenting so'horrid a spectacle -that K FRIENDS LOOKEDIJPOH THEM AP PALLED while physicians pronounced them BEYOND ANT HUMAN EFFORT to relieve. It is the most efficacious remedy known for burns, sprain.*, wounds, bruises, " icbe, bites of Insects mnd rep- , sore or weak eyes, tumors, sun pain, etc., ctc^ and is used with unbounded sue- such as 3 weecy."farcy, grains,braises,wounds^ stiff neck and joints,:lameness, swellings, galls oar chafes, sore eyes, partial blindness, etc. If used In tbe beginning of fistula, poR-evil, ring bone and spavin, it will invariably stop their further progress. Bvmy.fomiiy should keep this valuable medicine on band, ready for any I Look out for Counterfeit*! Idle are cantioned against anothe , which has lately made its appear? B. Farrell’s Arabian Liniment, _ roas of all the counterfeits, be- »Ms. having' the name of Farrell, many will buy -it in good faith, without the bn owl edge that a counterfeit exists, and they will per haps only diseoyerriieir error when the spun cos mix tare has wrought its evil effects. The genuine article is manufactured only by H. G- Jarrell, sole inventor and proprietor, and whoiesak drnggL-t, No. 17 Main Streep Peoria, Illinois, to whom all applications for moot be addressed. Be sure yon get it with the lotfeisH. G. before Jarrell’s, thua—H. G. MBMKL’B on the wrap- Sridfcy Kendrick A Pledger, Melville G. B. P. Mattox, Mt. Hickory CL Brown, Coosa P. O. Ressner 4Moyn% Summerville Agrri^Bome f WANTED in every town, village I in the United States, in which one Is act ahefdy established. >AddressELQ/F*r- —wllas above,accompanied withgbodreference Y. M. EDDLE.MAN <fc MtO. Atlanta, Georgia, Keep constantly on hand and for sale, at the k wM^casM>ric«,^alarge amortment^of PEGS, CA L F S LINANGmdBE^DWGSKINS - SHOE-MAKER’S TOOLS, Ac. Ac. Jan 9, 1855, ly .NABOB. BY D, HARDY, JT. Dying.dylng, Winter s dying In the lovely Inn of spring; Spirits grieving, Sad are leaving Winter haunts on viewless Sring. Comjng, coming, Spring is coming, For March’s broctes loud and shrill. In the Talley, A.. Sport and dally \ With the daneidg daffodil. Hamming, Humming, Bees are coming, For the flow*r on lightsome wing, Trees are bndding, . iif — - Earth with many a I thing. rig*# the 1 On each bndding 1 Upward rn: Downward Danes tbe rivulets! and tree; 3. M. TOMLINSON, ■pLAIN, House Sign, Coach, Passenger Care X Fretco, Ornamental a ndDecorative Painter T-r- ; AM ''’tre*- 3cmDvrs joy of Gilt Glass Door Plates Public Honses i Jacob Haas & Co. White Hall Street ,1855 ly; R. RIPLEY, ATLANTA, GA. in China, Crockery, and Glass mmmwm, Lamps of all kinds ; Oils, Cut* pkine. Fluid, and AkobolLby the hbL Terms ■ Jan. 9,1825 ly JOS. R. SWIFT, GENERAL AUCTION akd ISSION MERCHANT, WHITE HALL STREET, _ ^ r . GEORGIA. / Bcference* WHITNEY a HUNT, Atlanta, Georgia; J. B. WALLACE k Bros. “ .„ “ C. WRIGHT, ESQ., “ “ jteckek, HENDBtx k co.. Charleston, 8. C. NICHOL * peacock, Nashville. Tcod. edwahd swift, esq. Savannah, G( SATIS, KOLB a PANNING, AugUSta w. a. peters. New Orleans. Jan. 2.1865. 2m > ATLANTA MACHINE WORKS. [LATE ATLANTA IRON FOCKDRT.) '3 new Company is now prcpar-i ed to do work on short notice,of heavy and light Castings from tbe latest improved patterns of Iron, or Composition, all of which will he warran ted. Turning, Boriogs and Drilling done to order. Also, screw cutting of 10 feet or un der of any size and thread required. Heavy and light forging of wrought Iron or Steel done in superior style. ■> PARTICULAR ATTENTION is called to their pattern# for Mill Gearing,for Merchant and Custom Flooring, and Saw Mills, Gin Gearing of all the usual sizes, arid Sark Mills always kept on hand. We are also prepared to build stationary Engine# upon the latest improvements. All of which will be sold low for cash. Copper and Brass taken in exchange for work at cash prices JAMES L. DUNNING, john mcdonough, WILLIAM RUSHTGN. P. 8. All of the above company arc prac tical Mechanics, and give their Individual attention to the business. jan. 'J. ’65. Elegant Extract. The fonbwiagbeautifolex'treetisfrom George Lippard’s lecture on the legendary history of the revelation. Think of ittyouwho are raising saob-bne and cry against the Know Noth] who are endeavoring to place America in bands of Americans. Think of the many hard sfaipe out patriot sires bad to. endare to gain ns the liberty we now epjoy. Think of that til-clad Hl-armed, half-starving army as they stood shivering while tbe fierce winds of December night howled aronnd them, the snow foiling thick and foct, barefooted—leaving the marks oftbeir blood-stained foot upon the virgin snow, their hearts' almost discouraged, and the God like Washington encouraging them still onward- Think of these tbinga and then stand np and say before high heaven that this man is wrong— that is contrary to the will of our fore lathers, and against the interests of the country. nd now, as the old man, his wife and daugh ters cluster around the fire, tell me, why does that, old man’s head droop slowly down, Ids eyes fill, and his hafid tremble V Ah ! there la oak absent from the Christmas hearth! ; He is thinking of the absent one—his manly bravo hoy, who has been gone from the form- honse a year. Bat hark! Even as the thought comes over him, the silence of the 'fireside is broken by a faint moan, heard over the wastes of snow from alar. The old man grasps a lantern, and with that young girl by his aide, goes out upon the dark night. Lookthere, as following the sound of tbe moan ti»ey$o,softlyover the frozen'path; how. the lantern flashes over their forms—over a few white paces of frozen enow—whilo all beyond is darkness! -_ something arrests the old man’s eye there in the snow—they bend down, ho and his daurh • r. They gaze upon tbe sight. It it a human fooMep painted in the ■enow—-painted on the~*»ow—painted «• human Hood! ■My child,” whispers the old man trembling ly, “now prey for. Washington! For by this foot stops stamped In human Mood, I judge that bis army is passingnear ns!” Still thatgroun quivers in the Mr. Tnen the old man and the young girl, following tbe foot steps in blood, go on nntiltbey reach that reek, beetling o’er the river there.. There the lantern light fluhes over the form of a half naked man crouched down in the snow—freezing and bleed ing to death. Tbe old man looks upon that half-clad form, tbe stiffened fingers graspingabattoredmnsket It was his only son. He called to him and tbe young girl knelt and clasped her brother’s hands, and when she could warm them, gathered them to her young bosom, and wept upon his dying face. Suddenly the brother raised his head—he'ex tended his hand toiraids the river. “Look there, father!” said he in a husky voice, and bending down .over, the rock, the old man looked fiur over tbe riVer. • There, under the dark sky, a fleet of boats, were testing amid the hills pf ice. A fleet of boats hearing men and arms to the other shore. ' Was not that a strange sight to see at the dead of night, on a dark river and a darker sky! ' ' The old man tinned to his dying son to ask the meaning of this mystery. “Father,” gasped the brave hoy tottering to his feet. “Father, give me my musket—help me on—help me do#n to the river—for to-night —for^to-night” As that word was on his Ups he fcIL—To-night—Washington—the British— Trenton!” and with that word “Trenton!” gasp- ing on bis tips, he died. The old man did not know the meaning of that word nhtil the nexi morning. Then there was the sound of mnsketiy to the sonth, then booming along the Delaway came the roar of “Then, that old man, with his wife and chil dren, gathered round the body of that dead hoy knew the meaning of that single word that had trembled on his tips—knew that George Washington hod burst tike a thunderbolt upon the British camp in Trenton! - the astoni the loadable propensity the eheap regions of tho body, and to acclomo- rate on those parts which are worth ninepenee a pound—such an observer of its utility does not hesitate to call these a beautiful race of pigs/ “Npr la his praise beneath the dignity of the lyrie muse. The great German poet, Uh- land, has sung * The Pig* in his happiest style. “How muen more graceful are the rapid movements of the iufontile pig than the elumsy gambols of tho Iamb!. Yet the latter have been consecrated to poetry for ages, while the former pass unnoticed. How bravely does the mother defend her offsprings and how marked the filial affection which they display in return; bat the first is regarded as mere maternal instinct, and the latter only as a selfish homage to the source d$ sustenance 1 “Dear as ia thereat paying pig he is alike the friend and idly of the Anglo- Saxon. His voice is ereiywhere -blended with the accents of that power whieh, in the lan guage of Webster, *has dotted over the whole surface of the whole globe with her possessions and military posts, whose morning drum-heat, following the sun, and keeping company with the hoars, circles the earth daily with one con tinuous and broken strain of the martial airs of England.’ “Eloquently, most eloquently, does that most beadtiftd of writers, the gentle “Elia,’ expatiate on *110831 pig.* “Behold him' while ho is doing’! It seemeth rather a refreshing warmth than a scorching heat that he is so passive to. How equable he tnrneth round the string! Now'he is just done. To see the .extreme sensibility of that tender age: he hath wept out his pretty eyes—radiant jellies—shooting stare. “See him in the dish—his second cradle: how meek bo tieth S Wonldst thou have this innocent grow np to the grossness and indocil ity which too often accompany mature swine- hood? Ten to one he would have proved a glutton—a sloven—an. obstinate, disagreeable animal—wallowing^n all manner of filthy con versation. From these sins he is happily snatched away!’ “Not to bo invidious, who, we may ask, has not joined with unusual thankfulness in the pre liminary grace over the foirly-brewned spare- rib, the well cored ham, the nicely-seasoned sausage?.. What an important question to many. When are yon going to kill ? what an important era, but cheering day! Not a paper do we open that does not record tho price of pork, and despatches transmit the rise and fall of baeon. Great in peace, and great in war, wba* would the nations do, what would the natives of the world be, without the pork in their holds? Take that away and a Napier might toll his ‘boys’ to ‘sharpen their cutla*ses in vain.” Emperor Napoleon’s Campaign. Tbe following extraordinary intelligence is 'given by a recent letter from Paris. If it prove correct Louis Napoleen has out-played the whole Emperor has foreseen all tbe calamities and reverses of Sebastopel ever since the allied army sat down before the city. St, Arnaud was a trooper, (pandour) he might have taken tho place by a charge of cavalry at the first onset, but failing in that, a siege became necessary.— Neither Ragland nor Canrobert were equal to their position and Louis Napoleon knew it. He did not want Sebastopol to be taken this winter. He knew that short of a butchery, of which the history of war affords no parallel, tbe place could not be carried. He determined that Sebasto* pol should subserve a mighty political pur pose. \ A ’ / “For this, he has been delaying supplies, while he has concentrated his force* in France. An overwhelming army is gathering on tbe Prussian frontier. At Marseilles, Toulon and Algiers, a flotilla, to be reinforced by English vessels, will be ready to sail with 70,000 men on Mare!il5tb. On tbe arrival of this armada in tbe Crimea, tho Emperor wiil leave Paris, and appear in person before Sebastopol. A coup de main, upon a gigantic scale, will be attempted. Sebastopol will fall. Tho elated army flushed with tbe feat, will sweep over the' Crimea and occupy the Isthmus of Perekop. Aftor a cam-', paign which will endure a fortnight, Louis Na poleon will return to Paris, where the sudden ness of bis departure and promptness of his re turn will find all conspiracies unprepared for development, and where tho glory of bis vie-, tory will scatter all further treason to tbe winds. w/' f . ' X. .- S-. . .. * .-•£ Such is tbe campaign'contemplated by Louis Napoleon. P-o assured that if Providence does not interfere, it will take place as I bare said. Collaterally with the departure of tbe Emperor forthe East, the French army on tbe Russian frontier will operate upon Rbenish Prussia. A note will be sent to the King of Prussia, deman ding free passage for tbe French troops through his dominions, which, if refused,,will advance Dr*. Smith & Wooten to the Rhine. ^ - /V / H AVING associated themselves in the prac- ' ———— ►—* ;—7—r— , , . tice of Medicine and Surgery, offer their :.T A little girl of four years, had been brought services to tbe public. Dr. Smith is prepared » very properly with regard to correct speech, to treat any diseases of the Eye and Ear. Office one day looking: at her doll 1 feet^sbe Sl*.T7 M tor W. u. A. S»itb’« Ifd, “1 .pa, I know that ft.l. URT.pl/, b.t I Book Stare. jan 23 '55, [I y. J, do love to say little tootieB. There is n great deal of genuine humor in Report of tho Committee on Pigt,” ad dressed to the President of the Berks County (Pennsylvania) Agricultural and Horticultural Society, at their celebration last summor. An extraot or two will assure tho reader of this .foot * “The pig la an important animal. Of a so- rene and philosophical temperament, his men tal and morel power* are not of that brilliant east whieh attract tho general attention. Un- tike the *half reasoning elephant,’ his intelleo- tuul acquirements aro usually so limited that owned pig’ stands alone—a prodigy in tho world’s annals. What judicious instruotioa and maturity of years might effect, is, of courso, mere conjecture, as an early death Is a charao teristio of tho raes; and when attention is dl reeled ohiefly to physical development, any pre- cocions displays of youthful genius would bo likely to pass unnoticed. “In advocacy of tho claim of this race to tho title of beautiful, able writers have not dis dained to employ their pens. *No animal,’ says Sydney Smith, entombed in.their own fat, over whelmed with prosperity, success and farina, could possibly he so disgusting, if it were not useful; but a breeder who has oetually atten- dod to the small quantity of-food it require* to ag genius it displays for obesity— y of tho flesh to desert Emigration fhou Ireland Checked.—Tho BaUhomsloe (Ireland) Star says: “During the last week numerous letters have been received in this neighborhood from New York and other American cities, bringing intel ligence which will nndonhtedly tend to check the tide of emigration to that quarter. Destitu tion prevails to an alarming extent There is no employment In New York, and thousands of the poor Dish are undergoing an order worse than that occasioned in their own country by the famine and pestilence of 1846.. We hare J>een permitted to inspect some of the letters received in this town and its vicinity within the last few days, and really the details they give are of a most fearful description. The sonp- kitchens have been established, and a large proportion of the redundant population are kept alive at the public expenee. The advice in ev ery letter is, “Do not by any means, come out here, if even a miserable subsistence can be got at home.” We have been in expectation of such a result for some time. The enormous flow of emigrants info the cities and towns along the Atlantic for tbe last few years eonld not bat have a disarirouswffect upou local circamstan- ■^■At all events,’ we need not anticipate du ring the coming season such a drain from our shores as has depopulated, in a great measure, many of the best districts of the west of Ireland. Tbe fact is, that many individuals who, fortn- itely, were enabled to do so, have returned and we understand that many others will fol low their example.” single pound of flax thread, intended for the finest specimens of French lace, is val ued at six hundred dollars, and the length of tbe thread is about two hnndred and twenty six miles. One pound of this thread is more valuable than two pounds of gold.. ^ Slavery and Commerce.—The following just observations are taken from tbe Richmond (Ya.) Dispatch. Hunt’s Merchant’s Magazine copies them and^Omarks, ' “right or. wrong, there ' is more froth than poetry in its state- motiL” .'C, “The tirhole commerce of the world turns the product of slave labor. Wbat could mmorce bo without cotton, sugar, tobacco, rice'and naval stores? All those aro tbe pro duct of slave labor.—It, is a so tiled foct that free labor eannot produce them in sufficient entity to supply the demands of mankind..' has been'said that one froe laborer is eqnal to five slaves. If this be so, why has hot free labor been employed in the,production of the above staple? ,It has Keen attempted, and in every case which it has been introduced, has failed. Tbo wfJrld follows its interests, and if free labor was more valuable* than slaved it would be employed at this moment in tbe Uni ted States, Cuba, and Brazil, which are all to free labor. And herein hot the great dity and self-reliant strength of tbe slave over the free States, The former freely permit tho Northern capi talist to come in with his froo labor and com pete with slave labor. The latter pass laws pro- libitlng the Southern capitalists from eoming in with his slaves to .compete with Northern la bor, .. Their prohibitory laws aro pawed, bocanse they arc afraid of slavo competition: where* a* tbe South, in tho faco of the pretense which has boon liandod down from Wilberforco to these times, that one white laborer is eqnal fo. five slave*, throws her door wide open and invites tho free laborer to walk in and try, his hand, and daro not como. What would booomo of England, the arch-agitator of abolitionism, but for cotton, by the manufacture of which she has waxed fat and strong, while she curses tho system by which it is produced? By tho way, will somo ono inform us why tbe English con science bos never suffered as much from Sla very in Brazil as slavery in the United State!? - • •* ••• gossip of tho Supreme brary and Lounging Room, a fow days a a little story told on a distinguished From the Montgomery Mail. « Joe ttldlcus!” Current among tho Court Library and Lounging^ since, was a littlo story f member of tho bar, from ono of tho central oonnties of tho State; and as it tickled all who heard it, from the Chief ^Justice down to tho “latest admission,” wo comprehend that we cannot abeointoly spoil it, with our currents ea- lamo : Some months ago, the gentleman .to whom special referonco is made above, and who may be called Col. Dash, was retained to defend a most terrible “assault with intent to murder,” in a county North of his own, which may he designated as tho county of Blank. As vLwas a rerw bad oaso. Col. Dasttndrlsed'his client, who had entered into bond with good security, in $3,000, that it was well enough to forfeit the A Heretic Pnissr. -Tho Florence corres pondent of tho N. Y. Times remarks: Under eertain auspices, it is a fonny thing to be in Italy. Is it not a suggestive circnmstai to be admitted to tho confidence of a Catbolio priest, and to bo told by him, as I was told this morning, that tho Pope is a buffone, that tho cardinals area set of birbanti, and that priosts generally ore briconi and birbonit I hardly nood render these epithets into their English equivalents of raseals, scamps, and jail-birds, I expected no snob communications as these, and for a moment supposed I was dreaming.. My heretic wont on to say that the chnrch claims to be the guardian and propaga tor of tho Bible—a pretty propagator, truly, when the prfee of thonrtiole propagated varies in Italy from two dollars to two and a half, whilo tbe English, if tboy were allowed, would he glad to circulate It to any number of copies at tho rate of 17 cents apiece. He went on to recognizance by foiling to appear, and to take think that the, nn -rt {ST happened to have been tho I be pnt to dea ? h> not exclndlng the Pope' 'The This course was taken, and at tho proper K°u7mneXd^ tim, Col. Dash, whose month Is one of real ora- £h e re«^for^ hb^e in * pnbHc church^radSte^y quS HS^StereSff andlrfLS ^ of Cathplfe ceremonial on 7 nnmer- int T 0 o ous 8^ occasion*. He made me the above ^hdhhnr^Ae, »^owals in the striotestsscreoy, ot course; and P 6 ** 80 °^ n ® l could not have snpposed that I would betray outsovoral times—rfies non jundicu^-so often him in this heartless way. 7 ■ indeed, that even the nnlesrned and altogether I * nntechnicol came, all, to that diet non juridiout Sunday meant diet » not veiy .essentially law did not rocoj better the day, the “All?” did wo person present- alcogetbe owhy the context, cant Sunday, or that | uridictii, which was Jerent: and'that the e social apothegm, “the • the deed.” Not exactly {—There country justice of j The Mormon Prophets.—A short time since ‘He took his place on Tuesday evening at three persons called at a house in the locality Surry Chappo?, and preached a most Striking of the Newport Cattle market^ and one of them sermon from Daniel’s words toBelshazfor: ‘But requested lodgings for the night. He was ac* the God in whose hands thy breath is, and whose commodated, and the other two gentlemen see- are all thy ways, hast thon not glorified.' After ing their friend in comfortable qnarters, took an introduction, giving some acconnt of Bel* their leave. The lodger retired to bed about >hazzar, he impatiently and abruptly broke off [From tbe Coinmbui Enquirer.] ■ Trantlated from, the Greek of Anacreon. BT A. B. SEALS. ’ ana'creonTo HIS LYRE. I wish to sing of heroes, hold, The princely sons'of Atdrecs old; And 0 my harp ! the strain prolong, And celebrate, in Epic song, The noble deeds of Cadmus great, Exiled from home by adverse fate. Alas ! my harp, I strike in vain ; For when thou sendest forth a strain, Thy chords resound with love alone— They vibrate not in Epic tono. , J'vo lately ohanged the strings entire, And fashioned oat another lyre ; Bat when I tane my voice to sing, And o’er thy chords my fingers fling, Still,, only love resounds from thee, Thou Hercules.my theme should ho. Farewell, ye heroes! famed above, My harp plays only songs of love. Mountain Hill, Go., Feb. 26,1855. In a review in a late nnmber of' The Church- man’—whose fair type, White paper, and bean- tiful heod, it is always ft pleasure to see, to say nothing of the pleasure and instrnctions afford ed by its pernsal—the following anecdote is foi, #d ' quoted of^‘the Senior Ryland,’ a • distingaised ^ - , dusenting clergyman of a former time in Eng- P8 ood Too BYcet. Perhaps thcro is not a more' offensive feature of dandyism, than overscenting with high fla vored sweets. As the Scotch proverb has it, it isovor tweet to bo wholsome. An amusing re* bnke of this vulgar habit was given at Niagara^ last summer, Which is Worthy of Preservation ‘ Sitting on the piazza of the Cataract Hou3e> was a young foppish-looking gentleman, his garments very highly scented with a mingled odor of bad cologne and very powerful inusk.-^ A. solemn faced, old-looking man, after passing the dandy several times, with a look of aver sion Which drew general notice, suddenly stop ped, and in a confidential tone said * , “Stranger, I can to)! you what will take that scent out of your clothes. You take—” “What!—what do you mean, sir ?” said tbe exquisite, filled with indignation and starting from his chair. “Ob l. Get mad now ! Sweat—pitch round- fight ; just because a man wants to do you a kindness!’’cooly replied the stranger. “But I tell you I do know what'll take out that smolh Phew ! You just bury your clothe* ! bury 'em, only for a day or two 1 I had an uncle who once got foul of a sk t*1 At this instant, there Wont np from the crowd a simultaneous roar of merriment; and the dan* dy very sensibly “cleared the coop,” and van- Or, 7 ae 1 — — / * —— ——— room door; but receiving no reply, she should bring home the charge in the text against thought he had perhaps been over-fotigned on oyery Individual in the place, in four grand ins tho previous day, and therefore slept late and stances.* soundly. A couple of hoars more elapsed! The reviewer remarks upon this : ‘A similar phrase, however, and invested it, in his own mind, with a monstrous potenoy, as the sequl shows. . ' / Some weeks after the motion to quash—which was entirely successfal, thanks to dice nonju• ridicue!—’Squire Hobbs, the jostice aforesaid. had, in his own beat, a case before him, in m*-. . , ^ which a citizen was charged with stealing a pig, j parentiylifeieas* She called herhnsband. I P ik on « 7ei 7 hot summer day, and taidng onthis other chattle under the value of twenty who went into the room, and without hesitation white handkerchief/and wining his forehead, ex- dollars. The examination, if it did not estab lish the guilt of the aecnsed “beyond a reason able doubt,” raised some ugly presumptions; and his lawyer, aware of the the “c r urt”—'Squire Hobbs, view of the rigidity of the 1 preliminary, criminal trials, terposeany defence, at that client wns ready to make a the next term of the Cironi would satisfactorily establi “ Bond!” exclaimed ’Sqni remarked to bresaid—that in regdlating would not in- ie, bat that his d, to appear at Court, when he is innocency. Hobbs.—“Bond! pronounced him to be a corpse. At this criti- | claimed, 'It is 4—d hot!’ which he^repeated, ad- cal moment there came aloud knocking at the | ‘Ung; ‘Such wore the profane words which I street door, on opening it the. trnw»m» jfow %t- j heard uttered this moroingin tha TOry vaztihnU of this church, sacred to the worship oFthe Most High!’ and whiph ho proceeded to denounce.— We saytltis language has been attributed to Mr. Beecher, hat* we don’t believe ho ever .ot tered it, or any thing like it; and yet we have been authoritatively told, and hundreds doubt less believe it, that he did make use of this lan guage. Of the English^‘specimen/ ‘The Church- Yes, I say Bond ! And attpe next term of the circuit court, have that big-pouthed l come thar, and hollcr JOE RIDICUS! JOE RIDICUS !! two or ttirtc timet, and away goes your'BOND! Conriablel tie the defen dant np to that tree, oat thar, and give him thirty-nine lashes, and see what Joe Ridicns can do with thatl” / 1 And they say that the thingwas so well done, that even “Joe,” himself, would never have had the face to plead nul tiel record to that re- cognizance! -.-Ly.— The Richest “Opening” on Record. same, two men who had brought their lodger the night before. As soon as they jaw her, they said,-“Ton have a dead man in the house!” The woman said it was so, bat asked how they knew it? “0,it hath been, revealed nntous by the angel of the Lord!” said the prophets. The husband, who.appears to have been more wide-awake than his wife, and who had been _ _ quietly listening to this, then said, “O,T see; 11 wau'says: ‘Itis'not to be jhgified ; bat Jay see;” and fethehing a moderate sized walking- would not hare rec'ordpdit, if with Robert Hall stick, ho ran np to the corpse, to which he ap- j b 0 had not a sincere respect for. the,preacher’s plied his stick so effectually that. the .corpse | character, notwithstanding his outre utterance, sprang out of the hod .with one bound, hud- | Even grim John Newton, R appears, was not died on its clothes with as little deliberation, and. darting down stairs, joined his brother prophets, and the three dhcamped with the least possible delay.—London Patriot.' Tracts.—Tracts can go ^ everywhere. Tracts | know no fear. Tracts never tire. Tracts nev er die.—Tracts can be multiplied without end by the press. Tracts can travel at littie ex- natured satire when'well founded, — »— i— American Defeats. -In 03wego, New York Littlejohn, the traitor, ha3 been elec ted Mayor, by the Vote of the Irish and tho Abolitionists. He is Speaker of the New I ork Assembly, and violated his pledge, by voting for Seward. The Abolitionists and the, Irish h&vc rewarded him for his treach- ery * ^But it will prove a dear-bought victory lot them. A spirit of resistance will be aroused throughout the whole American party, which, at the next election, will sweep the State. Trcty has been conquered by the Irish, for the c That heastiful city wiil redeem her self hereafter. One year of foreign rale‘will show her the difference between being governed by Americans and being governed by Irishmen. “Sweet are the uses of adversity^ Syracuse, the headquarters of Abolitionisifl, has of course, beon carried by the coalition of Pierce men, Sewardites, Garrisonite3, and for eigners. Their majority over the Americans is 400. The resouors of Jerry may now congratu late themselves on having the national admin-< istration on their side. averse to/these diversions.’ rises, 1 Bad ‘pnlpil we think.—Knickerbocker Magaxii t-exer- agasine. Biddy HcShane, to Jobn Mitchell, We have received by the hand of a mutual friend, the following letter, addressed by Biddy McShane, to herowld friend, the Patriot, John Mitch el, which we take pleasure la publishing, in compliance with her request to that, effect,— Under the head of “The Lawyer,” we find the | P« n “\ They ran up and down like the angels I following inimitable piece of poetry, In one of | ofGod.blcs^ng all^ginng toaU,and asking | S In Russia, Herkimer county, N. York, two boys 12 or 14 years old, had a quarrel, when one went into the house and asked his mother to hand him a pistol- from a shelf, which she did, and he shot the other boy through tho bead, killing him instantly. 4 ;■ . Wise men mingle mirth with their cares, as a help either to forget or overcome them; but to resort to intoxication for the ease of one’s titind is to euro melancholy by madness. ‘ * —ft—* ; La New England only one adult out of eVety four hundred is unable to read and write. our exchanges: An attorney was ‘taking a tarn,” i In shabby habiliments drest, His coat was shockingly worn. And the rast had invested liis vest His breeches had suffered'a breach, His linen and worsted were worse, He had scarco a wholo crown in bis hat, And not a half crown in his puree! . And thus as he wandered along, A cheerless and comfortless elf, He sought for relief in a song Or complainingly talked to himself. “Most unfortunate man that I am, My only clientis grief. -. , The case is, Tro no “case” at all, And in brief, I have ne’er had a brief. “Tbe profession’s already so full Of lawyers so full of profession, That a modest young man liko myself, Can’t make the smallest impression. “They grant I’m acquainted with ‘grants,’ Can devise a devise or plea, Canmake a good plea in ‘fee simple,” Bnt can’t get the simplest “fee.” v “I’ve waited and waited in vain, Expecting an opening to find, Where an honest yonng lawyer might gain Some reward for the toil of his mind.” While tbns he wandered along; His eyes acciden tally fell On a very deep hole in tho ground And he sighed to hims elf “it’s a well.” To enrb his emotions he sat On the enrh-stonethe space of aminute, Then cries, “here’s an opeBing at last,” And in less than a jiffy was in it. Next day twelve citizens came, The Coroner’s 'quest to attend, To the and that it might be determined How that man had determined his end. The man was a lawyer, it seems,” Said the foreman ‘opened,’ of course. ‘A lawyer ! alas, cried another, Ho nndonhtedly died of remorse.” A third said he knew the deceased, An attorney well versed in the laws, And os to the cause of his doatb, “’Twas no doubt for the want of a cause!” The ‘crowner’ at length gave a verdict, Which finally'settled the matter, That the youngmon wasdrown-dedbecaose He could not keep his hood above the wa ter. no gift in retorn. Yon can print tracts of all sizes, on all subjects, in all places; and at all hoars. And they cafr talk to one as well as to a multitude; and to a multitude as well as to one. They require no pnblie room to tell their stoty in; they can toll it in the kitchen or in the shop, the parlor or tbe closet—in the ralway carriage, or in the omnibus, or the broadway, or in the footpath through the fields. They tako no notes, or jeers or taunt. 1 No one can betray them into hasty or random expressions. Though they will not always answer questions, for Irishmen’s rights from the dry knocks of Donnybrook, to the vitriolie shower hath pre scribed in cases of popular inflammation, by more modern doctor in politics : Sinsin'XATi, Febraazy 1. John, Darlkt ! ' 1 Faix, and you’vo done it this time, and no meestafee ! Hubbaboo! ’Aint there a good timeacoinin’? Hurra! John, yon’re a broth of a boy to kick np a shindy. Won’t we have a ra-organization cf the white-boys, and top off the hard times with a bit of a revo- ^they will teU-their story twice or thrice, or four lushoon, as we did in ould Ireland ? It's lucky, times over, if you wish them. And they can be made to speak on every subject; and on eve ry subject they may be made to speak wisely and well. They pan, in short, be made vehicles of trath, the teachers and reformers of classes; the regenerators and benefactors of all kinds.— W. Howitt. American Victories. On monday and Tuesday last, the Americans were triumphant in the following cities and towns: Chicago, the home of Douglas. Aubnm, the home Eeward. Rochester. Utica. Bath, Me. Fall River, Mass. Salem, Moss. Newburyport, the home of Caleb Cashing, Palmyra, New York. Horaelsville, do. Waterford, do. Kinderhook, the home of Yap Bnren. John that yon was spared to ns, when so many poor fellows conldn’nt stay—bad- lack to the Goovernment! There .was Mitcfaael, my first hnsband, that read the United Irishman and made heads for pikes—he soorrendered his tick et of lave, and left suddenly for-Hcaven, at the ind of a rope—desartin me a wailin widdy.— Sure he broke his parool; and so the next, day I married red-haired Pat, and kem to Ameriky. But glory he to the blessed Virgin, well have the old times overagain. Hurrafor Irishman’s rights. Let us be ayther citizens or-inimys.— Whoso afeard ? Let ivery freeman be drilled and trained, and have his arms always riddy!— Who’s a better right ? What’S liberty when ye can’t fight agin the Goovernment, knock the S ilees on the bead, and kick np a ruction ?— nswer me that! . The saints have you in their holy keepin. „ Biddt McShane, The Jefferson Democrat; a' roaring, ranting blustering, abolition paper, published at Char- don, Ohio, says: , JL - ^ “As a national party, the Know Notnings are In Maine, Massenosotts, and New York, at pro-slavery, and this foct is fully proved by their the town elections, the Americans, with few exceptions, have completely rented the faesion' ists and tho foreigners.—American Organ. open advocacy of a southern man, and slave holders. “Is it possible that any anti-slavery man can be so blind to the interests of freedom, .as to Baby-Stories.—Our friend “Cymon” hasa give his influence directly or indirectly, to on little girl of four years old—a child of mnoh organization which openly declares their oppo- promiso. She is a lady not only “np” in the I sition to any anti-slavery agitation ? The whole literature of tho nursery, but can giye “read- scheme in oar opinion, is controlled by south ings from Shakspeare” in a manner worthy of era men; who .endeavor to. appeal to the reli- oldor years. The other morning she was cross giousprejudices.of the northern people ag&inst and fretful, and her mother reminded her that the Catholics, in order to divert the attention of she didn’t look so pleasantly as she might— the people from the great question of the day— that her swollen eyos and pouting lips made American slavery. Every day’s, reports of the her look ugly. The little lady paused a mo* doings of the order, convince ns more’and more ment, as if making some stupendous reflection of this fact, and We think the publio. will soon in her own min’d, then taming to her mother |. be satisfied that no good to . the anti-slavery An ounce of quicksilver, boat up with the white of two eggs, and put on with a feather, is the cleanest and surest bed-bug poison. A wife full of truth, innocence, and ldte is the prettiest flower a man can wear next to his heart - ' ' A fool in high station is like a man on the top of a monument—ever thing apnears email to er- erj body. Col. Benton, in speaking of Congressional matters says he never pared off, but once in his life and was with a young woman the right he got marriod */ —Yon-have no tuisness with other people’s business; bnt mind your own businesSj and that is business enough for Any buisness man. A witness named. Wasbam was called to tbe stand to give his testimony. Having taken his place, he turned to the bar, before testifying, and earnestly inquired “which side am I on ?” Ah editor who never thinks twice before he speaks, says that the first dresses worm by oaf primitive ancestors in the Garden of Eden were bear (bare) skins. - - “I see you are in black,” said a friend of ours, the other day. Are yon in mourning for a friend Thomas V’ “No ? I anfin mourning for nty sins.” “I nover heard that you had lost Any,” was tho instant and keen reply/ ' Anecdote op Erskine-—Sir Justice Ashurt had a long, lankly visage, wioh led Erskine to pen the following couple: Judge Ashurt with his iantern jaws Thrown3 light upon the English laws PICKED UP IN SMITH’S LIBRAY; If prayer and fasting for a little season *. Make one'for strictest piety renowned My choicest books may pass for saints with reason; For they, forsooth^“Ieep7««i”|tho whole year round, - ‘ King George 1-11,, having seen cite of his coiirtcbaplAins at the play; expressed surprise and displeasure. “Sire,” replied the chaplain, “lam. not ashamed at appearing at any place where onr‘most religions and gracious sovereign, Short Measures.— 1 Tho severest commenta ry on the honesty of New. York retailers is to be found in tbe recent report of the officer who examines weights and measures, by which it appeafs that out of. 1,897 dry measures exam ined during' the last yoar only 317 were -found correct; while of all the wet measures exam ined two thirds were found to ho below tho standard. «?D“Dr. Beeswax, In his “ Essay 01 . . .. .. .- t £ atr , with a half sunshiny face, she said, “ Well, ugly little dtieks may some times .he pretty swans!” The application of the nursery 'story of the ugly little duck was thus most admirably made. .. Another easo was heard of foil as good. A littlo girl of 'four years had been brought up very properly with regard to correct speech, when one day looking at her doll’s foot she said —“Papa, I know that feets is proply> bnt I do love to say little tootles l”—Boston Post, Feb,28, Orioin of thb W eddiho Ring.—Tho weddku ring, according to the ancient ohronieler, Join qSwinton, on eminent antiquarian and divine, was at first not of gold but of iron, adorned with adamant, signifying durance and strength.— “Howbeit,” ho says, “itskiileth not at this day what the rlUg he Made of; the form -of it being round, and without end doth impart that their love should circulate and flow contitHiAlly/’— The finger upon which, tho ring is worn—the fourth on tho loft hand next to the little finger —is ^selected,’ because there was supposed a vein of blood to pass from thence to the heart. / Story of th* Queen.—The London Adver tiser has an anecdote to tho effect that tho Qneen _ on Wo- mon,” remarks, with somo truth, that “beau ties generally die old maids,”' “They set such value on themselves,” he says, “ they don't find a purchaser until tbe market is.closed.—Ottt of a dozen beauties who have come out within the last eighteen years, eleven aro still-singlo, and •thoy spend their days in working groeu dogs on I just before tho delivery or the Gazette contain' „ yellow’wod, while their evenings-are devoted ing details of the killed and wounded at lakor-i bis relations with /the lady shoean tell better cause, can by any possibility come out of a cret political organization.” Pretty strong this; but no stronger than the following whieh wo copy from the Cleveland Leader, a free soilp^per situated in the heart of Gidding’s distriot, .(the Western Reserve.)— This is. the strongest abolition district in the Union—by the by: / ’ “We Write as no alarmist, but coolly. We embrace, the good and the bad eloments in the ordor, and grudge it deliberately. And Whilo thus oool and deliberate, we say, if the oourse and policy of the “American movement’ be not checked or changed, oh utter and disgraceful rain will crush it. No power can save it. It will overwhelmed by its own treason to free dom at home; And by the reaction oansedbyits own base alliance with despotism there. It will die and damn every prominent man known to lead in it.” t ' A Soldier’s Fortunes in Love.—Tho follow- ing'roinantic story is current .in the upper circles of Paris and London relative to ab attachment whieh the French General Carbonot is known to ontertaih for the daughter of ono of the Brit ish gonorols who fell at/the battle oT Inkerman. It will be remembered 'that.the Canada brings later intelligence that the gallant general has been virtoally superseded and will probably be recalled in disgraco. How far this will affoct tho Bead of the present” hiirch,’ thinks proper to be •/ Whoever wishes to get on in the world has only to take lessons of a hen chasing A grass hopper through a fieid. With a long heck and peeled eyes, take a fow hurried strides, stop short, peep over peep under, now to the left, ■then to tho right, one flutter; and you have him-” . ' to low spiri ts and French novels,” than we. Alas ! how much has-hung upon the capture of Sevastopol: Previous to tho departure of the French gen. oral with tho army of the East, ho had an inter view with tho young lady in Paris, and urged his suit with his characteristic and national en- jHIHII _■ w B . thnsiasm. It is.said that tho interview was day, Itwidons nnd narrows, heels and toes hurried away to'the ..room jn which thedcs-l satisfactory,, and thegnllant general left; .ex- with tbe regularity and smoothness of «n ex- patehes were left, snntclicd them .np, opened- pressing a ohivqlrons doterinination of winning porioncod knitter. The MAChino is oh exhibi* them,'and eagarly ran her-eyo over the list of I a marshal’s batpn, and becomicg more worthy tion at tho Mercantile Hotel, Now'York. It | killed and' wounded officers in Liont. Colonel of the much-prised English beauty, Sevasto- Ha ' ' " . ■ ... * ^ESTTho latest invention is that of a new Knitting Machine. It is very simplo in its constraotion,. and eaty in its management. A girl ten years old, with a single machine, by band power can knit »lx pairs of stockings w ■ ■ ■ ■ msnn, desired that the despatches should not ho | | brought into tho usual room of Lady Gainsbor- |,ough—who has a brother at tho Crimea—were E resent. Lady Gainsborough was with her Iqjesty when the despatches wore received, and they were pat into another room in acoor- J danoe with the Queen’s.wishes. Her' Majesty Apt.—A reverend gentleman, “down South,” being invited by a.yonng friend to take a pri vate drink, agreed to disposo of a lemonade. By some mistake he drank his friend's whiskey punch who informed him that ho had taken the wrong horn. The minister smiled affably, and remarked: Ah, my friend the horn of the un godly shall be put downPsalms 72: 19. Blank t*ET0Es.—TVhen Sydney Webster the President's Secretary, had dolivered tho Col lins veto message, Mr. Bcntou grasped him by 'the hand and delivered the following sentiment ; “Sir, tell the President I thank him for this act, He deserves tho thanks of the country. I'll bo d——d to h—lif.I would not keep blank vetoes by mo to defeat tho bill of this Con- grsss.” I ■ s . Tho Madison Patriot tells a good story. It says that, aftor tho State officers wefo Indicted by the .Grand Jury/last fall one of them said to a noted clergyman there, “Well, they’ve indicted ns, but if they convict I don’t see how in h-ll thoy can punish us/’ To which the parson oooily replied: “Ob, sir, leave off the h-ll and I don't see, myself) how you are to be punis hed,” 'York. It killed and'wounded officors in Liont. Colo .. is the invention of a Connecticut man, named Jocelyn’s regiment Finding that he had os- pol has, howover, proved fatal to tho father of 'of its ad- | caped/-not hotogevon.wounded--her - Ellis, who died .before reaping any vantages. It has been patented, nnd ■ * ^ ...... a stook company formed, which will establish a nrnnu- cspec rushed into the hpartme * s, and sottin Majesty I tho young ladybut tho samo officor who ent where Lady Gains, brought the distressing intelligence was also en- 5 borough was, and sotting tho rules of court eti' trusted with a message from’the wounded Genet* factoi-y Immediately in NewYork. A. T. Stow- I quotto at naught, threw hor arms around Lady al Cnnrobort to tho lady in utter, ignorance of art,'has taken .1^0,000svocth'of the stoek. Tho Gainsborough’s 'neck, and exclaimed, with an her bereavement, dilating on his brightened . - - - L . knitting poodles, oinphasis which cannot bo dosoribod,—“Ho’s prospects as ono step towards his implied prom- John W. lison,,got a thrust m tho back through 33 gone. safe! he’s aafo 11” Wliat a Queen! I i«o of rendering himself worthy of her hand. [mistake. Somothlng'of a row was had in Augusta about 11 o’oleck on Tuesday night. Some six or eight people, as tho account goes, met in a drinking shop kept by a man named Benjamin Johnsoii, near tho Augusta Factory and closed tho usual performnees with a free fight in the street, where bowios were the principal weapons used. Messrs. Admssion Attoway, Decatur 'fanner, and l.owis Thompson woro cut, the two latter.pretty seriously. A passer by also, Mr. old women must look to their tboir favorite occupation will bo ■■■■