The Summerville gazette. (Summerville, Ga.) 1874-1889, October 07, 1885, Image 1
TOPICS OP THE DAY.
The population of Europe has in
creased in a century from 145,000,000
to 350,000,000. Englishmen have mul
tiplied fivefold,-the Russians fourfold,
and the Germans less than threefold
while Frenchmen and Spaniards have
added only about 50 per cent,
England with a population of 25,000,-
000, sends 5000 students to her two
universities; Scotland, with 4,000,000,
has 6500 university students; Germa
ny, with 48,000,000, sends ■. 23,500 to
her numerous uoi-versities; and;New
England, of 4,100,-
000, has 4000 students in her eighteen
universities
Prof; a recent depture,
declared that Pasteur's researches into
nature of hydrophobia had proved
<a wonderful expansion of the discov
eries-of Jenner, and showed that ex
periments with animals had been
turned to very profitable account. He
declared that never in the history of
medicine had a brighter day dawned
than the present, and urged that the
experiments on living animals be not
fettered by legislation.
The ginseng plant, which is practi
cally held to be worthless in this coun
try, for medicinal or other uses, is
probably of more economic importance
than any of the “roots and herbs” of
field or'forest that are recognized as
medicinal; One pound of the root
commands more money than a bushe
of potatoes, and at certain times and
places more than a half-dozen bushels.
The exports of the root during the
past ten years have exceeded six mil
lion of dollars in value. Nearly all
has gone to China, where an extraor
dinary idea of its medicinal value is
entertained. The Chinese use it as a
sort of universal panacea, but especi
ally as a tonic in cases of debility.
The wealthy, who can afford it, use it
as a tea, and empley the most orna
mental and expensive urns for prepar
ing it, while tliti, lower classes are
happy in the opportunity of chewing
the root, It is held that the moisture
injures its healing properties, and the
root is therefore carefully protected
from all dampness.
Andrew J. Spencer, a Brooklyn
lawyer, has been retained as attorney
for the claimants of the Churchill es
tate in England and Newfoundland,
valued at 140,000,000. The claimants
reside in Brooklyn, New York, and
Boston. Nicholas Churchill, who was
engaged in the seal and cod fisheries
in Newfoundland a century ago, was
the founder of the immense fortune,
which was divided between his
daughter Elizabeth and his son Nich
olas. Miss Churchill died in 1876,
aired 101 years, the entire estate then
being in her possession, her brother
Nicholas having died without issue.
By the terms of his father’s will, the
estate was to fall to his daughter’s
issue, and as she had none, no dis
position was made of the large
property. The present claimants as
sert that they are the nearest surviving
kin of Elizabeth. They are Mrs.
Mary Seymour of New York, and her
brother. Samuel llarvon; Mrs. Welsh
of Brooklyn, and her brother David
Boran and Mrs. Thomas J. Mulby of
Boston. The latter is at present in
England.
Chasing the Pipe-Line Scraper.
One of the many odd callings which
the production and pipe-line transpor
tation of petroleum have made neces
sary, is one known as “chasing the
scraper,” says an Olean (N. Y.) letter
to the New York »S'un. Crude pe
troleum is run from the oil regions to
the refineries at the seaboard, a dis
tance of 300 miles, in iron pipes. It
is forced over the high hills that in
tervene by powerful pumps. Much
of the way it runs by its own gravity.
These pipes are constantly becoming
clogged by sediment and paraffine.
To clean them out an iron stem, two
feet and a half long, to which are at
tached circular steel scrapers, fitting
loosely in the pipes, is placed in the
pipe at regular periods. This is forced
along the line by the pressure of the
oil behind it. It is necessary to keep
track of this scraper, in order that its
exact location may be constantly
known, so that if it is stopped by any
obstacle it may be readily discovered
and the obstacle removed. The noise
made by the scraper against the iron
pipes as it moves along their interior
would not be heard by an untrained
ear, but cartsin employes of the Pipe
Line Company are able to follow it on
its journey by the noise, and never lose
its situation. These men are the
scraper chasers. They are stationed in
relays three or four miles apart along
the line. One chaser will follow up
and down mountains, across ravines,
and through streams and swarnps un
til he reaches the end of his section,
when another man takes up the chase
and follows it until his relief is
reached, and so on until the course of
the scraper is run. The work is one
of hardship and danger, owing to the
character of the country through
which miles of pipe line is laid. If a
chaser by any mishap is thrown off
the track of the scraper and it be
comes clogged before he can recover
its position in the pipe, the cutting of
of the pipe for long distances is fre
quently made necessary, that the mis
sing object may be found—a work
that is accompanied by much expense
and labor.
Summerville CL njctt
VOL. XII. SUMMERVILLE. GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY EVENING. OCTOBER 7. 1885. NO. 38.
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THERE NEVER WAS.
There never was an earthly dream
Os beauty and delight
That mingled not too soon with clouds,
As sunrays with the night;
That faded not from that fond heart
Where once it loved to stay,
And left that heart more desolate
For having felt its sway.
There never was a glad, bright eye,
But it was dimmed with tears,
Caused by such griefs as ever dull
The sunshine of our years.
We look upon the sweetest flower,
’Tin withered soon and gone;
We gaze upon a star, to find
But darkness where it shone.
There never was a noble heart.—
A mind of worth and power—
That had not, in this sinful world,
Some sorrow for its dower.
The laurel on the brow hath hid,
From many a careless eye,
The secret of the soul within,
Its font of agony.
There never was a restful soul
Unmoved by grief or pain,
Or sweetest hour of earthly bliss
Free from sad sorrow’s stain.
We mark the dewdrop on the grass,
In flush of early day,
Yet soon the see thing sunrays come
And drink them all away.
We view the mountains steefie l in light
At the first blush of day;
Behold how changed they are at night,
How dull and dense and gray,
So with the birds in tuneful spring;
How sweet their songs in May!
Nor thought they have, nor care they take
For blasts of Winter’s sway.
There never was a bubbling fount,
An ever flowing spring,
Whose waters to the fevered lips
I nfailing we could bring.
All changes on Time’s sinful shore,
< >r hides from mortal sight;
Oh, for that world where joy and peaca
Reign endless as the night!
—Luther (1. Biggs, in Boston Folio.
UNCLE PHILO.
“From Uncle Philo!” said Jenny San
ford, in a tone of consternation, staring
at the signature of the letter she held.
“By .love!” her brother Tom ejacu
lated, and emitted a long whistle, ex
pressive of deep astonishment.
“What's up!” said .John Barry, from
the doorway.
John was not one of the household,
but being engaged to Jenny, he was
nearly always on hand.
“He’s coming!” said Jenny, sinking
into a chair despairingly.
“Oh, by Jove!” said Tom again, with
a horrified intonation.
“You don't seem fond of him!” John
observed.
“Fond of him?” Jenny repeated.
“We detest him! Haven’t we ever told
you about him? He's the bane of our
lives. You know when grandfather
died, he left most of his property
to father -this house among the rest.
To Uncle Philo (he lives away off in
Dalton; Tom and I have never seen
him)—to Uncle Philo, who is worth,
nobody knows how much—father says
he is the richest man in the county —he
left only a thousand dollars, just a me
mento. Os course he was right; Uncle
Philo didn't need the money, and father
did. But Uncle Philo wasn’t satisfied.”
Jenny's blue eyes burned with indigna
tion. “He wouldn’t touch the thous
and dollars; he wouldn't even come to
poor grandfather's funeral; he declared
he was going to contest the will. Why
he didn't was a mystery to us. Father
says he is a dreadfully determined man.
But this explains it.” Jenny turned to
the letter with quivering lips. “He’s
simply been taking his time about it,
and settling his affairs so he can leave
them safely; and now he’s coming out
here —he states it boldly—to look at the
place, and see whether it will be worth
his while to contest the will. He’s a
wretch 1”
Jenny’s feelings overpowered her.
She pulled a dainty handkerchief from
her pocket and sobbed into it—Tom and
her fiancee looking on compassionately.
She was not given to such outbursts
she, who had been a dignified little wo
man ever since she was fourteen, tilling
her dead mother’s place with absolute
perfection.
“I’m glad poor father’s away,” she
said at last, raising her blonde head.
“He'd be dreadfully worried.”
“It’s a plagued shame!” said John,
energetically—restraining a desire to use
a stronger adjective.
“I’ll thrash him within an inch of his
life if he comes here!” Tom declared.
“No; wait,” he added, with something
of a grin—“l'll introduce him to Mr.
I Dobbin. That will settle him!”
“Mr. Dobbin?” said Jenny.
“He’s a man that’s selling lightning
i rods in town,” Tom explained. “He
I button-holed me yesterday, and got an
| order out of me before 1 knew it. He’s
got the longest tongue of any man I j
ever saw. You can’t get away from him. '
I'll present our beloved Uncle Philo, and
he'll go back to Dalton on the next train.
Dobbin's coining this afternoon to put
up the rods, Jenny. Don’t get him
started to talk. I warn you.”
Jenny smiled through her tears.
“You’ll stay to dinner, John?” she ■
said, more cheerfully, and vanished into
the kitchen.
So absorbing was the preparation of ;
dinner, so entire her success Jenny was i
a born cook—and so gratifying were the
praises which Tom and her future lord
had showered upon it, that Uncle Philo
and the danger which threatened them
were almost forgotten.
But as she stood in the doorway and j
watched their departure together—Tom
and his prospective brother in law were
clerks in the same office she felt her in- ;
dignation returning.
How contemptible, in the hardness of |
his mercenary heart, and the meanness j
of his motives, was this man who pro
posed to rob them of their home!
He, with his houses and his lands, his j
stocks and his bonds; while her father’s
struggle through life had always been a
hard one, and her grandfather’s bequest, i
had been unspeakably welcome to him. |
Was not the difference great enough
now t
Jenny went back to her dishes, with
one small hand unconsciously clenched.
She was putting the last brightly pol
ished glass in the cupboard, when there
came a knock at the kitchen door.
It. was a loud, aggressive sort of knock,
and Jenny went to answer it timidly.
What she saw reassured her merely a
small man, wilh thin, grayish hair, and
bright little eyes, and a carpet-bag about
as big as himself
He looked up into her pretty, blonde
face with a sort of astonished admiration,
and came in without being invited.
“I don’t want to buy anything,” said
Jenny, with a suspicious glance at the
carpet-bag. “Oh!” as a sudden recol
lection of Tom’s words came into her
mind, “you’re the lightning rod man,
Mr. — Mr. Dobbin? Take a seat.”
The little man sat down in silence, with
no diminution of the admiration in his
sharp eyes.
Jenny eat down, too, wondering a lit
tle at Mr. Dobbin's reserve.
It did not agree with Tom’s descrip
tion of him; but Tom was slightly given
to exaggeration.
“You’ll want a ladder, I suppose?”
said Jenny, encouragingly.
Mr. Dobbin was evidently bashful.
“But where are the rods?”
Mr. Dobbin smiled a little, and
coughed uneasily.
He was overcome with timidity and
embarrassment, evidently.
Jenny’s soft heart was melted with
pity.
“I was relieved to find it was you,”
she said, pleasantly, with a desperate de
sire to put him at bis ease. “I am ex
pecting somebody else—whom 1 am not
anxious to see.”
“Indeed?” said Mr. Dobbin, finding
his voice at last.
His tone betrayed so much interest,
and his bright eyes, fixed approvingly
on her face, shone with such a friendly
curiosity, that Jenny felt a sudden lik
ing for the little man, and an impulsive
desire to pour her troubles into his sym
pathizing ear.
“It is my uncle,” she said, with her
prettiest pout. “And I abominate him.
I’m very unnatural, am I not?” and she
laughed.
The lightning rod man did not re
spond; but he betrayed a sudden Increase
of interest.
“I’m unnatural,” Jenny repeated.
“But I don’t believe an angel could feel
any other way in this case.”
Mr. Dobbin coughed again,and wound
one of his short legs around the rungs of
his chair.
“Might I inquire,” he said, mildly,
“what ‘this case' is?”
“It is the most dreadful you could im
agine!” said Jenny, impressively.
And, with an uneasy consciousness
that she ought not to confide it to a
stranger, she launched into an indignant
recital of Uncle Philo's unpleasant be
havior, from her grandfather’s will to
the present crisis. She even brought
Uncle Philo’s letter, and read it aloud,
with scornful emphasis, pointing out the
hardheartedness it indicated, and dwell
ing on its general wickedness.
“To think,” she cried, “that he, with
all his money, should begrudge us this!
It is not much; it would only make him
a little richer; but it is everything to us.
And father his only brother! He must
be utterly heartless.”
Her soft eyes were bright with a pret
ty wrath,, and her face was charmingly
flushed.
The lightning-rod man watched her
with fascinated eyes.
“1 have thought,” Jenny went on.
musingly, “that if he knew how things
are, he might feel different. If he knew
how hard father has always worked,and
how unfortunate he has been, and how
much he needed the money, and how
manv things we d like to do that we
can’t even now—how much 1, for in
stance —”
She stopped suddenly, with a flush.
Mr. Do’ ’in drew his chair a tittle
closer.
“How much you what, my dear?” ho
said, gently.
Jenny looked at him timidly.
But there was a fatherly look of kind
ness and sympathy in his bright eyes
which there was no resisting.
“How much I would like to bring
i John a dowry —a little one!” she said,
[ softly. “I I expect to marry him, you
know. Ami he is only a clerk: wc shall
I need it dreadfully.”
The lightning rod man was silent.
“I'm afraid I have bored you,” said
Jenny, compunctiously; “ami it is quite
I absurd to have told you at all.”
“I am glad yon have,” said Mr. Dob
bin, with a kind smile.”
“But 1 have hindered you,” said Jen
[ uy, rising hastily. “Os course you
wanted to bo at work,”
; “Not at all,” Mr. Dobbin rejoined;
j “or—that is,‘l think I w ill come to-mor
row. if it will be quite the same.”
He picked up his carpet-bag and of
* sered a cordial hand, and Jenny watched
him to the gate with smiling eyes. He
was really very nice for » lightning-rod
’ man.
Tom was home early that night, and
Jenny met him at the door.
“Mr. Dobbin came,’’she said, brightly.
| “And 1 never shall believe you again.
He isn't such a talker at all,”
“He isn't?” said Tom, amazedly. “He
was asleep then, or temporarily insane.”
“I’m afraid, come to think of it, that
j I didn't give him a chance,” said Jenny.
“You must have been hard at it to
keep Dobbin quiet!” Tom ejaculated.
“What were you talking about?”
“Uncle Philo,” Jenny replied. “I
don’t know how I came to; but he
seemed such a nice little man, and so
sympathetic—”
“Little?” cried Tom. “Dobbin little?”
“Well, not .tall,” Jenny protested.
“And then he is older than father. His
hair is quite gray, and I didn’t mind—”
“Gray? Dobbin’s hair?” said Tom.
He looked at his sister in alarm, as
though lie suspected her of having taken
leave of her senses.
There was a sudden knock at the door,
aud Jenny opened it. A very tall ami
very lanky man, with a shock of bright
red hair, looked in affably.
“I’m a little late, you see,” he ob
served, nodding to Tom; “but belter
late than never, you’ll find in this case.
You’ll never regret, sir, having invested
in an article which no honest citizen,
valuing his life and the lives of his fam
ily, can afford to be without. And for
neatness,durability and unfailingefficacy,
these rods of mine can’t be beaten. Why,
sir, only last week, they saved a family
of fourteen from total destruction.
There isn’t a particle of doubt but what,
if my rods hadn’t been on that house,
that family would have been —’’
Jenny turned to her brother in be
wilderment.
“Don’t talk, eh?” said Tom, in an
amused undertone.
The red-haired man, perceiving that
he was not heard,disappeared,smilingly,
around the corner of the house, continu
ing the account of the rescue of the
family of fourteen under his breath.
“Is that the lightning-rod man?” said
Jenny, anxiously.
Tom nodded.
The same dreadful suspicion came into
the mind of both.
“Uncle Philo!” said Jenny, faintly.
“Could it have been Uncle Philo? And
I told him everything! How dreadful!”
“Dreadful?” said Tom, with unfeeling
mirth. “I consider it extremely jolly.
He knows our opinion of him, anyhow,
and now let him do his woist.”
Uncle Philo’s worst was a vast surprise
to everybody.
Tom came home, a week or so later,
holding a thin letter, and handed it to
his sister.
“From Dalton,” he said, solemnly.
“I don’t dare to have you open it. Os
course it’s the formal notice of Uncle
Philo’s proceedings against you.”
Perhaps there was a remembrance of a
kind look in a certain pair of sharp little
eyes in Jenny’s mind. At any rate, siie
tore open the envelope bravely.
It contained merely’ two slips of paper
—one a check representing a sum which
it took four figures to express; the other
a half-sheet of note-paper, with five
words written upon it:
“Your dowry—from Uncle Philo.”
And the will was never contested.—Em
ma A. Upper.
Grant’s Most Providential Experience.
Dr. Newman,"' speaking of General
Grant’s reverential spirit, says:
“Once I asked him, I remember, what
he considered hi% most providential
experience. Without hesitation he said:
‘My resignation from the army in 1854.
I was then a captain. If I had staid in
the army I would have been still a cap
tain on frontier duty at the outbreak of
the war and would have been deprived
of the right to offer my services volun
tarily to the countr' . That opportunity
shaped my future.’ ”
Milk and Eggs as Food.
Average eggs weigh eight to the
pound. Thus a dozen eggs weigh one
aud a half pounds. A pound of eggs
contains more nourishment than a pound
of meat and boue. Hence eggs at twen
ty-four cents per dozen are as economical
a food as beefsteak at sixteen cents per
pound. There is no flesh food that may
be served in so many palatable ways ns
eggs, nor so easily obtained by farmers.
They may be boiled, poached, scrambled,
fried, made into omelets plain or mixed
with herUb or salted meats, and used in
a great Firiety of ways in cakes, Indian
bread, and other cookery. Thus there
are few seasons when it will be good
economy in the farmer’s family to stint
themselves in this easily assimilable and
nut ritious food. Every family having an
icehouse or other food storage should
1 preserve a good supply to be used when
they are scarce. They may be kept fairly
i well in a cold cellar if put down in the
autumn.
One reason why persons suppose eggs
lack nutrition is that they are in a senxi
-1 fluid state. Yet heat readily converts
’ them into a solid by coagulation. Like
1 milk, eggs are perfect food, containing
all the constituents of nourishment, and
like rare roast-beef, soft boiled eggs are
digested in three hours. Milk, like
eggs, is capable of great variety in the
cooking, and milk and cream should
constitute a considerable portion of the
> diet in farm life, especially in the pre
-1 paration of pudding, sauces and the
; many dishes that form palatable acces
sories to table enjoyment. It is, there
i fore, bad economy for the farmer's fami
ly to stint themselves in milk, cream,and
eggs, on the ground that they are not
solid food. Salt pork, bacon aud ham
arc indeed solid food in the sense of in
i digestibility. It. takes five hours to di
gest either, and only strong stomachs
can bear them. They should be used
more as relishes than as true food on the
, farm in summer, as they arc everywhere
i else. It should be remembered that it is
simply the juices of any food that serve
i the purposes of digestion.
It is only that portion of any food
that is soluble in the fluids of digestion
that is assimilated and taken up by the
system. Fresh meat is largely water —
about 71 per cent, and that of eggs
about the same, or about that of blood,
which contains three pel cent. more. The
marketable meat of the ox contains 10
per cent bone, so that this again would
bring eggs fully up to the standard of
lean meat. The fact that the farmer is
obliged to depend so largely upon salt
meat in summer, and the added fact
that milk, cream and eggs are especially
valuable in the preparation of salted
meat dishes, render careful thought on
the subject all the more necessary.—
Chicago Tribune.
A Fire-Proof Suit of Clothes.
Captain Paul Boyton's chum, Captain
Charles Ahlstrom, has invented a fire
, proof suit, says a New York letter.
“My suit is much like a diving bell,”
he explained to a reporter. It consists
of a double covering of the body in two
parts, one for the upper and one for the
, lower limbs. The inside or lining is of
India rubber; air and water tight; the
outside of canvass or moleskin. A brass
plate covers the face with two openings
for the eyes which may be closed. The
, air is supplied by bellows through hose
attached to the dress. The inner suit
being air-tight, the air escapes through
the eyeholes, blowing away the fire and
- smoke so that I can see clearly. The
entire dress is kept drenched by water
through annother rubber tube from a
hydrant or fire engine. The water enters
at the top of the head dress and is dis
, tributed through channels in the upper
part of the jacket. lam thus kept coo)
and my dress made fire-proof.
, After Paul’s swim at Oak Point the
other evening Ahlstrom gave an exhi
bition of the workings of his suit, a
■ furnished tent being set on fire for the
purpose. His repeated visits to the in
terior of the burning tent called out
plaudits from the crowd.
I
The Trying Moment in War.
“I’ll tell you when a man feels real
’ badly,” says Captain George N. Stone in
; the Cincinnati Timex-Star. “It’s when
he’s forming his men into line for a big
battle while a little skirmishing fire is
kept up all the time. Every minute or
so some one, maybe your best friend,
standing right next to you will shriek
out, “Oh, my God,” and fall back dead,
yet you cannot let your men fire, for the
army must be drawn up first. There is
plenty of time to think. You don't dare
to retaliate in any way. The next bullet
may find your heait. and your children
will be left fatherless. It is a moment
that tries the bravest man, because he
' has to stand quietly and take it all. But
when the order comes to light and the
excitement of the battle arises, fear
1 passes away. You havesomething to do.”
r
• “Pa,” said th<- little boy, “what is an
1 absolute monarchy?” “I can’t explain
it, my *on, so that you can comprehend
it. Wait until you getmarried and then
you’ll know.”— lndependent.
YOUTH.
Oh, strange inconsequence of youth,
When days were lived from hand to mouth,
And thought ran round an empty ring
In foolish, sweet imagining.
We handled love in childish fashion —
The name alone and not the passion—
The world and life were things so small,
Our little wit encompassed all!
We took our being as our faith
For granted, drew our easy breath
And rarely stayed to wonder why
We were set here to live and die.
Vague dreams we had, a grander Fate
Our lives would mold and dominate,
Til! we should stand some far-off day
More godlike than of mortal clay.
St rong Fate! wo meet thee but to find
A soul and all that lies behind,
We 1ob<» Youth’s Paradise and gain
A world of Duty and of Pain.
i —English. Illustrated Magazine.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
The cup that inebriates but don’t
‘ cheer—Hiccup.
A little girl described nervousness as
‘just being in a hurry all over.”
A woman may work from sun to sun
. But a collector’s work is always dun.
—The Rambler.
, The most striking thing in the way of
bronze mantel ornaments—A clock.—
Life.
There are 240 bones in a man. Man
j compares poorly with a shad.— -Boston
| Transcript.
A woman and a fiddle are something
i alike. They always come out strongest
when there is a beau about. — Boston
t Budget.
There is a gorge in Yellowstone park
’ ivhere no sound can be heard. Not a
1 i bad place to keep house. Chicago
1 Ledger.
He is a mean father who will paint
the top of the garden gate every evening
and buy fresh bulldogs as fast as they
come along.— Ball River Advance.
‘‘A penny for youi' thoughts!” said she,
“1 can’t their object guess.”
“Why, seek, my dear, to buy,” said he,
“That which you now possess."
—Life.
I “He’s a man of big calibre,” remarked
Jones to Brown, speaking of an acquaint
' nncc. “Indeed?” was the reply, “how
): do you make that out?” “He’s a great
; j bore.” “Ob,” murmured Brown, and
■ | fainted away. — Merchant-Traveler.
' \ “To clean the teeth use a mixture ol
I emery and mixed oil, following it with
1 \ plenty of kerosene.” This would seem
' i to be queer advice, but as it is taken
| from a machinists’ magazine, and from
I a chapter relating to circula” saws, we
have no doubt it is given in good faith.
i I •— Boston Rost.
' j These arc the days when the young
' man puts on knee-breeches and stock
ings anil mounting a bicycle starts on a
1 I long tour, feeling perfectly happy till a
' ! sixteen-year old country girl with blue
; | eyes as big as saucers, shouts: “Hey,
I mister, come here and I’ll lend you
money enough to buy legs for them
1 I pants.”— Philadelphia News.
He (afraid she will order the second
plate) —“Did you know they make ice
i cream of glucose, gelatine, corn starch,
ca tor oil, skimmed milk, oleomargarine,
cayenne pepper and strychnine?” She
’ (licking out the dish) —“No, I didn’t
' know that, but I’ve noticed they are so
stingy in filling their dishes that one has
to eat two plates in order to get enough.”
Chicago Herald.
How doth the little mosquito
Improve the midnight dark,
To leave on forehead and on limb
His sanguinary mark.
How skillfully he plies his bill,
How neat lie makes attacks;
Then stores himself in parts unseen.
Aud do Iges all the whacks.
. • —Springfield Union.
Utilizing the Monkey.
Perhaps the only attempts which have
been made to civilize the money is in
Malabar, India, says Dr. A. 11. Ward.
1 A fine species indigenous in this quarter
1 is the Neligherry langur. The natives
1 here have fanning machines called the
! punka. In other days the punka, which
consists of a moveable frame covered
' with canvass and suspended from the
; ceiling, was kept in motion by a slave
pulling a cord. An English officer con
‘ ceived the idea of teaching the langur
' to do the work. He took one of the
1 species and tied its hands to the cord,
1 while by means of another cord the ma
-1 chine was kept in motion. The move
’ | ment of the cord is up and down, and
’ of course, the monkey’s hands being tied
* to it, went up and down, and the animal
! saw the maclxine move. Its master pat
r ted its head and fed it with candy, and
the langur soon learned to think it fun
to work the machine. When I was in
3 Malabar securing specimens of this
} I species, I saw thousands of them work
‘ I ing the punka, the Indians having, hn
-3 ’ mediately put the auirnals in captivity
when they saw their utility.
CLIPPINGS FOR THE CURIOUS.
A strawberry nine inches in circum
ference has been produced In Wash
ington territory.
Four thousand persons are annually
buried in “Potter’s field” of New
Y ork city.
A male catamount, or cougar, has
a body four to four and one-half feet
long, the female being somewhat
smaller.
Slavery is spoken of in French an
nals up to the twelfth century, but no
traces appear in the thirteenth, as
many of the laws prove.
The first indication of the insanity
of George 111. of England, appeared
on the day of the completion of the
fiftieth year of his reign, October 25,
1810.
In the largest library in the world,
in Paris, there is a Chinese chart of
the heavens made about 600 years be
fore Christ In this chart 1460 stars
are found to be correctly inserted, as
corroborated by the scientists of the
present day.
The son of a Scotch millionaire, who
has become greatly interested in agri
culture, has hired himself to an Illi
nois farmer for sls a month so as to
learn the American methods of farm
ing. He agrees to labor two years at
that rate of pay.
There is an old colored preacher in
Eufaula, Cal., who is 103 years of age.
He has been married nine tjmes, his
ninth wife being now alive, and he
claims to have had 117 children. He
owns twenty acres of land, which he
cultivates during the week, preaching
on Sundays.
Two full grown robins were seen re
cently near Monticello, Ind., one of
which appeared to be helpless and the
other protecting and consoling it. The
well bird frequently went on expedi
tions to the back yards of the neigh
borhood and brought choice morsels of
food to its sick companion. The latter
was caught by a boy and found to be
totally blind.
Several centuries ago the Chinese
destroyed their great forests. Abbe
David, the French naturalist, now ex
presses the belief that they did this to
rid themselves of tigers, leopards and
other formidable beasts. Ancient for
ests exist in China only among the
mountain ranges, and the plains are so
completely cultivated that nativeplants
are seldom found.
A Latin historian says: One has
seen fathers authorized by law to drag
their children from the tribune, while
they were addressing the people, in
order to punish them at their discre
tion. They were dragged across the
public square and no one dared to de
fend them. The consul, the tribune of
the people—in fine, the people itself, so
proud of its power and fore?, who
came to applaud them, were obliged to
keep silent, and respect in the fathers
an authority which the law gave them.
Advice to Young Married People.
“Drive gently over the stones 1”
This piece of advice, which is fre
quently given to inexperienced whips,
may be respectfully suggested to the
newly married. There are stony pla
ces on the road to happiness, which if
not carefully driven over, may upset
the domestic coach. The first rock
ahead which should be marked “dan
gerous” is the first year of married life.
Here, especially is the first step that
costs; as a rule, the first year either
mars or makes a marriage. During
this period errors may be committed
which will cast a shadow over every
year that follows. On awakening sud
denly from sleep we feel put out and
rather crass. May not the young
husband and wife experience feelings
not entirely different when they awake
to reality from the dreams of court
ship and the fascination of the honey
moon ? Everything must once more
be contemplated after the ordinary
manner of the world, once more with
subdued feelings spoken of, considered
and settled. For the first time
husband and wife see each other
as they actually are. Each brings
certain peculiarities into the
married state to which the other
Las to grow accustomed. They
have now to live no longer for
themselves, but for each other, and the
lesson is not learned in a moment. In
all things indifferent the husband and
wife must be willing to yield, however
new It may be to them, however dif
ferent from what they themselves
thought. Self must be sacrificed In
order thereby to gain the help of
another beloved existence. A lady
once asked Dr. Johnson how in his
dictionary he came to define pastern
the knee of a horse; he immediately
answered: “Ignorance, madam; pure
ignorance.” This is the simple expla
nation of many an accid' nt that takes
place at the commencement of the
matrimonial journey. The young
couple have not yet learned the dan
gerous places of the road, and, as a
consequence, they drive carelessly over
them.— The Quiver.
A Reason Against Romeo.
Arrangements were being made for
an amateur representation of “Romeo
and Juliet.” Mrs. S was cast for “Ju
liet,” but some difficulty was had in
finding a suitable “Romeo.”
“Why don’t you play ‘Romeo’ your
self. Mr. S?” suggested one of the
young ladies. “Y’ou would do it
splendidly, I am sure.”
“What! he exclaimed, “with Mrs.
S. as‘Juliet?’ Why, we’ve been mar
ried three years.”
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