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t4 Ci* ! * * fwi
T'lirtr luvV Notices ' * '
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Ms Month* Nope,-*
t n Dev ’ NAtict bof Males pr rqr .. --• *
'•nKiiKrf jShL^ji—for Ur/ t for ©very n w
$| (0.
VI irtirir*- Sales, ft r square •*•"> 00 *
Ot/,» M tries are ch il !.r the earn- as other *<lv«r
tlj.'tin-nta.
JlriffSsiflMl Culls.
JOSEPH 11. SMITH, Af»<rn v md
,5 ('ounsellur ft Law. (>tfi<* Corner Whlleli 11 arid
)VWs «rn-. ts dl .na.'lii. Wdl j.ra tire n he Su
i.eri u t’ourra nt Cow. ta nnd Hint tin-nils. the -u
--l r>i'i€ < Diirt nt tli‘State and the Unlte<l cttoes’lds-*
(r:et < uiit All rom ui.icatiot a addre «orl to him at
/,tlaVa r." 1. eelee |ii"in|>i attentio . bprillt-ly
t\ 1 ? i !; »- TSc l V ALi KN lioto
,! ~<! i fi ,l ii, ;impose of practicing Law. One
... 11 . u!a-:i\ a be found in office Kv atiict
4 . ?. ..•> . ■< f,-i and fair de.dlng with all they
, r. . ah ir- of patronage.
•;* , i,;. p. . . ol the flitti tefers with confidence
v \ - tiio.'n he haa done busine.-a during the past
' 1 or iciice by contract in any of the courts, or In
»ny rmrti..ti "f the State
Thom tst.M) G a., Jan 1870. i -ni-J-Sm
VNDKKsON l r.icO A 1,1, V. Attorneys
at Law, (’ovlngV>n. t corgi a. Will Alton 1 regu-
r l .| v ' i and Practice in the >j|ierlor ''.uirts of the
t „ of Newton. Hull.*, ll' iirv, Spalding I*iUe.
M .0- n, Morgan, DoKitlb, Gwinnetle and da:--
per <l * , ° °- lv
I\ Mr •) M. MATHf.'VS Att »rnev at
|,aw>i, Talbot to n. On. wi,i practice rdl the counties
e .|i istng th • li itiahoochee • ircuit and drew hi re by
c<>‘ ifract declO-ly
k. wltXfS, A r nu'v-t -c Law
\*• Tdb tton, -a Pro.npt attention given to
business placed in our h»’ ds. decl*»-ly
and) CiKKl’ I*. rKIIM’K. Attorney at Law
lit K .rsvth, (I t Will p adi'e in the State Couna
a in she i T nited States’ bialiicL Court :it Atlanta and
I Davwtflah, (H, dec 0 ly
I I A HUNT, Attovnov »t l/tw, Harn««-
If) » vilie, t-a Will practice in all the countiei of
I lb- Cl';nt iiciit and Supreme Court of th» State.
U\,! O V KihTSIUN T K„ A fivnev nt
, ? 1. w. r.lbotou. tfa Will practice in all the
1./,. - ~f the (’huttahoorheo Circuit, and L’pron and
IMer.iwether counties doc 8-1 y
T It \LKX.\N ’ER. Am-r-'Pv >0 Law,
,*t i Vh a;-tan, '♦ !. Will practice Fi »11 th« conn-
I . •!.'.* Flint Tonic, ;irv! e'spwhoie t>v
. p fjiiici >1 iti*-- tioti given to » ollontlon,
•ii,- ,> , i|.tU with cli« ius. drclS-iy
l I'M DLaS BE vLL \ttornev af Law.
I 1 h.ui'Ston Ga. ATI practice in the Flint •Ir
1u... rn-i fist . here t>v hiv< iat contract. dec.lß-1 >
Ii V i ■’ «'% ;> S V;: l C .; t i Dllft the l Trustee
I ? * ot • Ollioe -8 heretofore in (he Webb
II; ck. decl“-ly
D v t It W. Tjt B.N VII. is t .
notl y the rit'zi -a of that he is ill continue
Its- ,n o c".. Me Uci'.o it, Its various hnnehes at
■Thomaston, ‘ 1 a d.-cIS-lv
I J \V V . > W,t • /1v i rt A’corrti'V sit Lt«
It# ilv Wit’ j ctlcft in (’irenit fV»mts o
■ State, ~;.d ,n the Uni'. a -LU.es Distiict Courts.
I declO-t,
■JOHN’ tlt au JoftkFll K. O.Fi'TKN \VM. T. WEAVER.
11l d.l. roriEN & weaver. At.
■ A i “’•n vs anti Counsellors at Tew. ('fhcein At
■ ! f u • homaston, Ga. Will jo-a tb-e in the emm
■ V.-eof ; rt, Cobh, Cainphcll and !».-K .lb • apt J
■ A l otty sill give his -itre?»tiou to business i th“
■ »o V ,n;s, w ~.,1 wdl b. * found at all tines n the
■ ;? tn MUnts. Will il-o pr*.'tie i he counties
■ J lK i’ s " n .’ p 'k®.Crawford, Taylor, IVlbot and 'ferri-
Bt ," . ' Supreme Court, and in the "istrict
■ (; "!r !lt 1 !1 ' ,e, l ■'tuteg T. r the Nortiiern District, of
Bu'V ’ 1 haT. .t W eaver will give attention
B a ' ' übove counties and will rein in In the
|^utUh.„" Mtl) „ i( j a <lt . cl;i , v
I DIU.C.McCOY,
■Having located in Thomaston tcuders
I f * Pl '*ee« to the community in all the
1 pr onion. mehl2-lm
STRY.
I I hL'r'n''*"*' hein.r pc mappn^ly
n Ih*- ~r . ,n i, r i,?on' *!’■' profes-ional
B 'rt 'ii siidx,t«, ‘j.!, I”** 1 ”** j entisu vtn the ci'isens of
B aLirunori s Teeth inserted on tr Id,
-d ft: 0i1,,.. ’ !”'' h All wurk watT uitod an t
a'hant’. ,Yuo",.'V '* U ® co U P »t .it s over Suggs A
dec ■ts 6 r *'*
I N. BRYAN.
IpLNTAL NOTICE.
B "Ui U I’. GAM PHI-Lb,
■ Banie- vilie, Ga.
I?*; J - & HUNT,
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■ -- » ’’ntloi -ii ..1 t n ” , l’ s >n county.
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THOMASTON, GAI., S^ATTTIfI3A.Y MORNING, APRIL 9,18 TO.
■ an ._ „ 3? coo pfaitil a?e Ati«-a?inm
1\ I ill HA X V ur,d , tn ll,e
5l» I ill ,14 v ill) ■ Sometime.' l the pal • i.-i in
■ ibe sh-u de?, an lis tnis
«- •07 , -7~rr,’•«¥.<;ii; tjtketi lor 1 henni.iif^in.
Ihe stonorch la wflft-e»*>d »»h lon-, of appetite and rick-
To 'a. aori* tn g neral Co-tive. -rime'iuiea idleril ting
v.iili 1 tie lw?d b tr.aibje t with i.ln and dull
nea? y irrwtlun eortsh erxtvle tees of n.eniorv, »crorn
p Died with ; ainfii *♦ ik-aibm ofhaaing lelt ffndone
aotin-Ciing which might p» h»\ e been done. (Hun eom
►l ining ■ f art*, grt, At d* hllity. and tow rpirit.a Sirae-
IwaMAW.i-fciaKMßiTMaiTlWra. H„„ >1 „f Ihe a ore
V I f T 11 fi 'IW 7 * tow' l attend the di*-
| 111/ I? E aife, find at other times
li 1 f ii li m 1^1 ? f*' w < ( h. tn: but
1 'he Liver is genera lly the
w * uiiuii.jj'wbwwish—Jg organ most invoitc-d.
Cur.- the Liver with
tH. SIMMONS'
Liver Regulator,
A preparation of roots aid herb*, warranted to be strict
ly veeetable, and c.n do to ii jury to ut»y <*ne.
It hax bv«-n used by hundreds, and know n for the last
B’* years as , ne of the most reliable, efficacious and
liarttiless |;r.-i>ai-uti>.Da «vm ..STumml e. n.« »nm--?sg. if
t k«.n n gulnrtv did je-rMstently. I is sure to cunt
...swatfg 1> \sp-p>ia, headache,
inmn ij'nndice rostlveness.sifck
M!? 111I 1 1 lIT file ft h.-ad««he. ehrwnic diarr-
I IUjULL',I l Uilskhet. aff.cMons Os the
. I bladder, c rap d\sentery,
of the >kin. impurity
ol tt’e blood, melancholy, or dept ession of spirits, heart
burn, eoiic, or pains In the b owls, [otin in the head
fevvr and ague, dropsv. tiotl*, pdo *n back an 1 limbs,
t.mhnia erv.-ipel..s. f. niale ».ff. ctiotir, and LiiP’us dSS
e.a» -i>ge..erally. Prepared only by
j. ti. zi:si>i\ & co.,
Trice *1: by m*il $1.85. Ding-d-ts, Macon, Ga.
The follmving highly re-p ctahle perienra can f, 11 .at
test to tiie virt.es of Mils valued cedicirte, and to
whom w>- most respeettu'lv i.fer:
Gen W. ,s. Holt, President W. It. It. Cttmpsnv;
H 'v J. Felder. Perry, (In ; Col K K 8 arks, Albany,
Gn ; George .) Lunsford, F-q., Conductor W H. If.;
<’ 'bi.stiMKon. F.sq, Sh-riff Hibi) county; J A. Butts!
Bainbridge, (I %; 1 tykes .<5 >pathawk. Editors F,orii i.an,
Tallahassee; Ifev 4 W. Burke Macon. Gh ; Viryil
Powers I *q . but eriutende it S. W. It E ; liatite. Bui
laM. Bullsid's Stall' n. Macon and Hr tiswcK ii. It.,
M'wiggs County, t<a ; Grenville Wood. Woo.i’s Factory,
Macon. Ga; Ifev V. Kasterlinn, P K Florida
fefcice; nj o’ A. F. Wouley, Kingston, Ga ;i and tor
Mac n 'l'eleg aph.
For sde hv John F Henry. New York. Jno T> Park.
Cineinnati. Jno. Flemming, New Orlea s. and till Drug/
gists np|> ly
TIN ANO STOVE
STORE.
| T AVI NY] at last procured the services
o' a first class Tinner I am prepared to do all kind of
1 in Work.
T I TV - W A R K
Manufactured and sold at the lowest possible pricer
and nil kinds ..f repairing at the sh nest notice. Act
ing as age and tor
F. M. RICHARDSON’S
justly celebrated Stove and Tin House, In ' tlanta, ]
am prepared to .dfer the greatest inducements to’all
those in want of a Move of any ki <l.
COQKIMG STOVES
sple didlv tu nished, and guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction. I atn also a.ent lor the celebrated
“COMMON SENSE FAMILY
SEWING MACHINE”
The very bo«t made, high priced or I<>w. only S2O. Cali
and examine my stock, «nd l w ill be thunk,ui for pa
trona.e
W. W. IIAKTSFIELL), A ; vnt.
jar.29-tf
THOMAS F. BETHEL,
DEALER IN
BPiY GOODS AND GROCERIES
HAS on hand a Large, Well Assorted
and oue of the BEBT
SELECTED STOCKS
brought to this Market, and which he desires to ex
change for
Cotton or Greenbacks,
Hunters In this and adjoining counties, who wish Good
GOODS weuld do well to call aaid examine his *tock
efore purchasing elsewhere.
Thankful tor pa*t favors, he begs a eontiaunnee of
the sameat his NEW FIRE PROOF STORE, Thormw
ton, Ga devgt.f
“ AliiVf SIIMHv
SPREADS IIER BANNERS TO
TIIE OUTER WALL.
NEW MILLINERY
LA F Choice Paums «r<J Latest Styles f.,r
FALL <Sz> WITSTTE Ft
will be found at my ESTABLISHMENT, ands am de
termined to do work in my line CHEAPER and (>EI
TKK than anybody. MR#. S. A. J VCK.SON
Gritlin, Ga, Oker 1 ire wry ACo. Hill st.
ILIUM 11(11 SE,
MERRICK BARNES, l’ro.
CORNER PINE AND JACKSON STS.,
Polite Servant* constantly in a*temlance, and
the comfort of Guest studiously rega'ded.
Hacks always ready to ooayoy Passengers to
from Depot, >*q29-1 Jf
(Lijc (Scorgia |)cral^
TIIOM \xSTON. i>A, :\ PlTil? 9 7<7
the romance us the times.
AS ORIGINAL P.jEM.
For the Georgia Ileral i ]
N’ov£i-ir.t>!ijr*)r!» ott with regirptfitl niwh,
Yearn fur Lhobe bv gone days, when ehiv
airy
imbsei each *ceue of life with sweet ro
maofc,
And crowned the World with brightest
radiance.
Air adventurous knights on prancing steeds.
They'd roatu the world in cjueat vl Dohie
dt*eds,
Or in baronial hall, in time cf peace
lifeline sit t.euuty’s leet, or sport at ease;
As lady fair in the latticed bower,
With the lute’s soft notes beguile the hour;
Or ott pal fret hornp, with efe >rf. of page
Or guy e.-quire, in sylvan chase engage,
Ami Bii.* f with mingled note of hound and
h*>rn,
Tlte silver echoes of the mellow morn ;
Or when sports of a milder wood invite,
The hordtd falcon loose, and urge its fight
0 1 soaring wing, its quarry to pursue,
And hti ike fr m airy height the wild curlew.
I iius glory iu action should be their theme.
And love n time of crown their
dream.
Ah! w’eil may these novel-fed minds ex
claim,
Nooe now care for deeds of ehivulrio fame
T rm’s their bright tracery from life’s gay
page
By vuihle.'S hand of a prosaic age.
Gll » OvvJer now with i’S vi 1 tnous smeH t
The whistling shrapnel and loud- bursting
shell,
The mitmie w’ith its long dastardly range.
In lusfy feats of arni9, have vrrougtit a
change,
\nd left no scope for prowess to display
In single combat, or battle aff ,- av ;
Even hinds play not hoot at quarter staff
uut Colt’s revolvers, now champions gaff.
The world responds not now to any g! >w.
Save that enitoaced in the phrase, rut Oouo
Measured is each deed in dollars and cents.
Not as us old. by knightly recompense,
The valiant arm, the spirit brave and bold,
Now vilely s'nkes and toils for sordid geld
I'tie price of cotton, the rents of the field,
W hat profits each sphere of trade will yield,
Are questions which alone men’s mind en-
In this strong utilitarian age.
Calmly the eye each enterprise surveys,
And estimates its gl< ry by what it pays.
Man’s become a calculating machine,
Strives for fame in political chicane;
Romantic passion is viewed as a dream,
Or else becomes a mercenary scheme.
0 hapless fate, to novel-fed minds!
They now must drudge in life as c mnton
hinds ;
Apollo’s sun-blight courses of the air
Debased, dray cart to draw, and yoke to
bear.
Age of Chivalry ! B iilie days of Romance !
Ot -tcel-elad warrior, conquering lance !
Ol gleaming casque and the emblasion’d
shield !
Os war-like glory and the tilted field !
U ch fl ow ’ring rime of gentle c >urtesie !
Os brave exploit and graceful i>lle*se !
Romantic d;iys of love and glamourie !
Os palmer’s tale and minstrel’s roundelay !
A -rgeous pageant indeed was thine.
If real thy glories as i’the past they shine.
Who has not yielded in Home j iyfu! hour
To thy syren spell, thy beguiling power.
And with ravished fancy has traced the
page
Whicn tells the story of that g *!den age,
When thy infiuetce gently swayed mam
kind,
Their souls exalted, tlieir manners refined,
liow ur»on the vision swells the bright diss
play
That a 1< rned the tournament’s proud array.
The open lisie, the trumpet’s thrilling Mast,
The breathless silence, the warder’s baton
cast,
The rushing shock of maii-c’ad knight and
steed,
The .oud aeelaitn that ni irked the noble
he^d.
The vict r-chaplet won from crowning
hand,
or the chosen Q leen of bright bcanty’s
land.
How often has the heart been made to glow
With tale of knight captive to Paynioi foe
In the far. foreign land of Palestine,
And as iin inured in pris >n cel! to pine.
He bids earner-dove his pledge to bear
Os constancy and love to lady iair.
IIoW gorgeous the s'-ene* that to fancy rise.
Os Christian host, beneath Syrian's skies.
In battle's fierce array sn burning sands.
To win Holy Sepulchre from Kagan hands,
N .w the battle rages, now its fury’s
Now triumphs the Cross and now the Gres
ceut.
[to bk continued]
Good Wai.kinc When you get
i„m a printing office don’t stana or set
about, but walk right out. It is goou ex-
for the printers.
JB#* We clip the following com
munication from the Monroe Atlver
tiser of the 29ih ofiiwtreh, nnd think
it wiN prove interesting to uur farm
ing friends;
LABOUR-FOUR YEARS’ TRIAL OF
THE WAGES AND CROPPING SYS
TEMS.
Editor Advertiser: With cotton
planters, the the labour supply is still
the question. The fact now realized,
that the decrease in quantity, there
has been no improvement in .the
character and quality of negro labour,
is a great disappointment to their
hopes and expectations.
Having for four years had under
trial two modes of working freed men,
I give the following results :
My farming force, upon an aver
age, has been about six hands at
standing wages—five freedmen work
ing with and under a white man, aid
ed by myself; and about double that
number living on the outskirts of my
plantation, working on shares. In
the four years, the half dozen have
made as much cotton, corn, fodder,
hay, peas and potatoes as the dozen
—ten times as much tfbeaf. Cane,
pork, beef and butter, and considera
ble quantities of oats, rye, barley,
dried fruit, etc., of which the others
made none, 'ihe half dozen have
kept out houses and fencing in t<d ru
ble repair, kept open hillside ditches,
with heavy ploughs and strong teams
turned over and subsoiled much of
the land which they cultivate, and
with the aid ot what manures could
be hauled out, and a rather limited
supply of prepared fertilizers, have
the land under process of improve
ment..
But the freedmen working for
wages have-been more expensive and
given much more trouble and vexa
tion than those “cropping.” An in
credible amount of patience, forbear
ance, and endurance—especially with
the man working them—have been
required to g t along with their con
duct and to keep them going at a
paying rate ; and the little success 1
have had is attributable to good tare,
liberality in small matters, prompt,
fair and faithful dealing with them,
self-control and some tact.
'Seeing there i< no help for it, I
subnet to the following ordeal;
I arouse them from their slumbers
at the third cock crowing—when gray
morn first shows her smiling face—
wait long enouh to gear a team of
mules ; call for each <>ne individually
to start fires, etc., attend them in the
performance of these duties; notify
them that breakfast awaits their
pleasure ; inform them of the expira
tion of a reasonable time f<>r that re
past ; direct them to the held, and
remind them of the necessity of curry
ing tools to work with ; fo.low after
them to shut gates, put up bars, etc.,
show where and how to begin the
day’s work, while move off,
humming a matin song strikingly ex
pressive of indifference and uncon
cern, or sounding out in bugle tones
some native chorus to be echoed back
from neighbouring lulls, aret taken
up by other throats with lungs as
strong and clear ; when one job i.>
finished, conduct them to the next,
which otherwise would spoil half a
day’s work ; gather up tools, wafer
vessels, etc., which they leave behind;
inform them when their comfort would
be enhanced by doffing h yarn eoat,
and when it rains suggest the pro
priety of donning it again : jog the r
memory of the desirableness of
prompt attendance at dinner hour ;
water and teed (or see it done) ;.ny
stock which they may be u>ing ; grati
fy (be the circutastanc s as they may)
tlfc/r special propensity for leave
taking on Saturday evening ; specify
and direc their attention to the va
ri ms little yard and lot dudes which
;*re made their daily business; wake
them up tor supper, declining to
main up tor the pupose they are not
told to go to bed, hence —they never
go.
Most of this routine must be gone
over more than three hundred time'
the fir.-t year, and j ist as often the
next and all succeeding years. U; e\->
time and patience are pretty heavily
taxed, but under proper self-control
and conformity to tiie exigencies of
the times, these duties will not be
more burdensome and disagreeable—
while they pay —than the care, troub
les anti ri>ks attending almost any
other calling or vocation in which
farmers eould profitably engage.
Energetic and infeligeut white la
bourers are altogether preferable,
but these will not long remain on
cotton-planting estates as hire-
Unas ; and that class of white men
who are no better than negroes, are
a great deal worse.
My “cropping” hands work my
host lehth, and :tre much more in
telligent, industrious and experienced
than those I work at wages. They
make ;t feeble effort to follow my «x
--ample and to win k according to my
and r c i»ns; they try to do well, and
aim to succeed, and really think they
are getting on ‘*firstrate ;” but they
don’t value time—it slips by them
corttinua ly. They see no mcessit.v
flor doing a thing well, and for pains
taking they have an utter contempt.
In short, except under compulsion,
full, complete and thorough work is
entirely beyond their capacity.
Though the negroc.s amongst us
are not what we would have them to
he, w e must take them aud learn to
and al with them as they are.
God, in his providence, has made
them such, and I do not suppose that
any transformation, coming up to our
standard of perfection, will ever take
place. I shall not be surprised if
the future history of the Ethiopian
proves that his habits areas unchange
able as the collor of his skin. Am
long as the raising of cotton pays a
handsome profit, we will give him
employment, and, in some way, man
age to get along With his peculiari
li.is; but if, in the early future, the
raising of cotton should cease to pay,
that wdl he an evil day for C iffee.
'rhencefort.il his tendency will be to
where tiie berriea grow and the small
game hideth—hereabouts, iu the
swamps of
EOITACONNEE.
Extract from .xouoo c> dernwn. —
‘Stsnte am de road, an’ narrow am
de pass which le ideff to Glory !’
Brtdren Blevers :—Yu am sensible
dis nite in coming to In a>* de word
and have it splaind and monstrated
t > yu, yt syu is, and I tend for to
spluin it as de light of liben and ty. We
am all waked sinnars hare b’low—ils
a sac my hr dren and I tell yu how
it cum. l r u see,
AiL.ni whh de fas man,
Eve was de to Mer,
Dane was de wiked man,
K:ise he kill his hrudder
Adam and Even war bros brack
men and so was Cane and Able.
Now, I spose it seems to strike yer
understanding how de fus white man
cum. \\ y 1 L‘t yu no. Den yu see
when Cane kill his brudder, de inassa
cum and say, ‘’Cane whar yure l>rud
der Able?” Cane say ‘*l don’t no
nia. sa.” Get de nigger node all de
time. Massa now git mad. cum tjiiri,
speak sbatp dis time. “Cane
whar yure brudder Able, yu nigger ?”
Cane now git frightened arid be turn
white, and dis dc way de fus white
man cum upon dis caith ! and if it
had not been for dat nigger, Cane,
we’d never been troubled wid de sas
sy whites pon de face of dis circuui
globe.
De quire will sing de 40-11th him.
tick er meter. Brudder Jones, pas
round de sasser.
Loss and Gan. — lwopersons who
had not seen eich other for some
time, met accidentally and one a>k
ed the other how he (1 and. The other
ref.lied that he was very well and had
married since they last saw each oth
er.
That is g >od news indeed, said the
first.
Kay, replied the other, not very
good either, for I have married a
shrew.
That is bad.
Not so very bad, either, for I had
ten thousand dollars with her.
H i ! that makes all well again.
Not so well as you tl ink, for 1 laid
out the m-rney on a flock of sheep,
and they died of the rot.
That was hard truly.
Not so hard neither, fur I sold the
skins for more than the sheep cost
me.
You were lucky, at any rate.
Not so lucky ne you think for I
purchased a house with the money,'
and the house burned down uninsuiv
e «.
That, indeed must have been a
great lo^s.
&ot so great a loss. I assure you,
foiHny wife was burned in it.
ARMI NO TTih imN XEGROES
The so lowing bill pas.-e 1 the JSen
ate on Monday :
Be it enacted, etc.. That the qu >ta
of aims due to *ft li if the States ot
Virginia, North Carolina, South Car
olina, Georgia, Alabama, Florida,
Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, ami
Texas-, under the statute of Ap il 23.
18o8; be allowed to the said States
in the same manner as if the said act
had not been modified ; and that the
Chief of Oi din tnce shall, o » the re
quisition in the usual form, deliver to
the said several States the arms or
their equivalent in ordinance stores
from January, 1861,- to Jamiury
1865.
An Indignant Magistrals. —s'tne
years ago, when Egypt, ll inois, was
n't to enlightened aw at the piesent
t> ti e, a rough lookin * man was br.rngh
heloie a county justice on u charge of
assault and -battery, lie had beat
some e:ie very badly.
1 am astonished, said his honor, at
vour arrest on such a charge. You
have beaten the man hor.bly, and I
mu t punish you sirvc/ily. Why did
you do it ?
Uvea use, was the reply, he provok
ed me.
\V hat did he aly ?
lie Slid, sir, that I was a thief.
It won't do sir, I shall have to fine
you heavily.
He suid 1 was a liar.
Wo »'t do—no excuse.
Ho charged me oi having poisoned
my grandmother.
Shouldn't have beaten the man so
badly.
Ho said I was the offspring of a
canine species of the female sex.
Not sufficient provocation ! Should
not have been so severe. Should have
got out a warrant. Any other ex
cuse ? Must punish you severely.
Yi*s your honor, he accused uac of
being a Radical.
Did he ? the scoundrel 1 Called
yo i —yon sir—called you a Radical
it'you had shot the scoundrel dead,
no jury in the world would have found
you guity. I dismiss the ones.
How a man Married His Own Sis
ter. —The Dedham Patriot says that
a marriage once took place at Can
ton, Mass, under the following eir*
cumstanees : The bridegroom, when
quite a small boy, ran away from his
parents, who lived in Lower Canada,
[ii process of time the father died/
ihe mother married again, and tho
fruits of this union were several
daughters. The daughters grew up,
and the parents not having the means
to support them, they went to work
in’fac:ories. One strayed to Canton
factory, where, by a fortuitous cir
cumstances, the runaway happened
to be at work. He soon became ac
duainted with this gild, and before a
full history of each other’s origin
was developed, married her. In a
few days it was ascertained that they
borh h done mother. This, ofi#irse,
greatly confused and astonished both
po ties, from which arose strong con
scientious scruples as to the proprie
of brother and sister living together
in a state of matrimony ; and upon
mature consideration they resolved
mutually to dissolve their connection
us man and wife.
Section it Strife. —lt seems that
sectional strife will ever exist in tho
United Suites; and that is a part of
the American Republic. On uce-uryC
of the main bone of contention—•that
of shivery—a bitter sectional feeling
•»f strife was exerted between what
was termed the North and South.
Now there is every indication of sec
tional strife between the West and
dust on ac.'ouut of the Tariff ques
tion, w. ich it is sud will be made an
i-suc next f ill. The West seems de
termined that such shall be the case.
The !St. Paul Dispatch, a strong Re
publican paper, says: “When this
war between the West and the East
shall wage —and wage it will with a
rancor that wdl produce hate between
these two sections of the Union—the
political situation, strength of parties,
etc, will become changed. Let the
South be patient! Holding the bal
ance of power, she will have the op
portuni y of doing much good, and
working < ut her own political galrt»
dun. * —lennessee Advertiser.
Great Men and their sucossors. —
Revels, the negro Senator, occupies
the seat onco iccu led by Jeff rson
Davis. This affords the Radicals a
theme for f equ.nt comment, But
the Detroit Free Press “does
not Z chartah Ch&nd er fill the seat
once occupied by Lewis Case ? Is not
Fenton iu the seat oi Silas Wright,
Dick Yates iri tbc scat of Douglas,
Charles Sumner in that of Daniel
W« b3ter, D. ake in that of Thomsi
!!. Benton, ColfaX in Unit once occu
pied by George Clinton and Martin
Van Dari rj, aid Grant in that of
George Washington and Jefferson ?’*
Every year twenty tl susand
child en born in Paris are sent into
the country adjoining the city to be
nunei. It is slkown by statistics that
of these only five thousand return.
Out of 100 children reared by the
parent?, 17 die in the first year,
whilst the mortality amongst children
handed over the care of nurses if
f. oin to 90, according to the be*t
e. ideace.
Whatever you dislike in another*,
take care to correct in yourself.
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