Georgia herald. (Thomaston, Ga.) 1869-1870, August 13, 1870, Image 1

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page.

GEORGIA HERALD. VOL-* ri)t6cotgin Derain. U rCHLIFIIED BY O- BEARCE, £VEB y SATURDAY MORNING.' ** TERMS. " f 2 no h« Tear yy y i 50 1 Ws’INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. 1 P *octMb*-r Ist no name will bo put upon the sub to(,tg unless payment is made in advance T P fr«p©> "1 11 be stopped at the expiration of the for, unlosH subscription is previous renewed. "'X ..Sfire-H of a subscriber is to be changed, we ! t Ij.ive the old address fto well as the new one, to '.No iubscrVpdon received for a less period than three bv Carrier in town without extra charge. C httoniion paid to anonymous communications, as ( :'; (r e resi.onMbl.- for everything entering our columns. h«nile is i/nperitlve . .. V-V ;«e sending us the names of three new subscrib • / 00, we will send the llkrald one. year ‘ mark after subscribers name indicates that the „ e of subscription is out. advertising rates. rw-fo lowing are the rates to which we adhere in Contracts for advertising, or where advertisements ( l anded in without Instructions. , * H]im re ten lines or less (Nonpanel type). 41 for ! rst ;tud 50 cents for each subsequent Insertion. \ itK.s nrrrrivr tm e~ m. 12 \l ’#l 00 $250 * 7 00If 10 On sls 00 “ 200 500 10 00 15 00 25 00 4 00 10 00 20 00 30 001 40 00 ™ I 5 00! 12 00 8!) 00j 40 001 50 00 I i'n umn"’!A. 10 00 20 00 85 00 05 00 80 00 ■ noluum'.! : 15 00] 25 00 40 001 70 00 130 00 ■pi played Advertisements will be charged according ■the spacß they occupy. ia 1 \ I advertisements should be marked for a specified ‘ e o th<-iwise they will be continued and charged for it | ordered out. , , . Advertisements inserted at intervals to be charged new each Insertion. A, \ertisements to run for a longer period than three Slid s are duo and will be collected at the beginning each quarter. ... . Transient advertisements must be paid for in advance, lob work most be paid for on delivery. Mvsrtisements discontinued from any cause before r: ,dih of time specified, will be charged only for i urns published. Ltht-ral deductions will be made when cash Is paid in rates. |>rcdc;wional cards one square $15.00 a year, ilarrisim Notices $1.50. Obituaries $1 per square. Hi,tires of a personal or private character, intended promote any private enterprise or interest, will be pvrd as other advertisements tdvertisers are requested to hand in their favors ns ilv in the week ns possible fit atuve le ms loill he strictly adhered to. LEGAL ADVERTISING. ■s heretofore, since the war, the following are the f,.r notices of Ordinaries, Ac.—to bk paid in ad vmck : Tlity Days' Notices •• $ 5 00 H:y Days’ Notices 6 25 gAs of bin Is. Ac pr. sqr of ten Lines 6 00 Silty Days’ Notices 7 00 H (< N ice* 10 00 frr Day'’ Notices of Sales pr sqr 2 00 HitKKiFPr’ Salks—for these Sales, for every fl fa ■ rd. Sales, per square. $5 00 ■ After I hegnn to advertise my Ironware freely, ■imes Increased with amazing rapidity. For ten ■ s nast i have spent £30.000 yearlv to keep my ■erior wares bes ire the public. Had I been timid in ■ nWuie. I never stvuld have possessed my fortune ■fkati, DnO''. —Mcheort Belton, Birmingham. ■ Advertising like Midas’ touch, turns everything to ■>l Hi it, your daring men liraw millions to their c«ers Stuart Clay ■whit audacity is to leva, and boldness to war, the tfnl use of printer’s i it, io to success in business.” — The newspapers made Fisk.' I —J. Fisk, Jr. ’ithnnt the aid of advertisements I could have done nnjtfn my 'peculations. 1 have the most complete ■i in "printers’ ink.” Advertising is the “royal road to 1 u&iness ’’—lSarnuin. ■professional Curtis. F. REDDING, Attorney at Law, ■ ' Barnesvil'e, Pike co. Qa.. will practice in the ties comprising the Flint Judicial Circuit, and ■There by special contract AL huisness promptly ■niit"! to. Office in Elder's building, over Chamber's ■ Store. augt>-ly. \l r T. WEAVER, Attorney at Law, ’ • Tlmmaston, (la. Will practice in all the the Flint Circuit, ami elsewhere by special rilc t. june2s-ly ■ (, RN [. HALE, Attorney and Counsellor ■ Will practice in the counties composing ■ Fint Circuit. In the Supreme Court of Georgia, ■hi the District Court of the United States for the ■|hern and Souihern Districts of Georgia. ■lumaston, Ua., June lsth, 1870-ly. THURMAN. Attorney at Law, ■ f.- R . :l^" k , me - ,ia - Wid Practice in the Courts of ■ i>n (lrcuit, and ElseMheae by Special Contract. ■ ••tteniion given to all collection of claims. !| [[ SMITH, Attorney and ■ omiMdlof a t Law. Office Corner Whitehall and ■V r , <ets wtlsinta, 6a. Will practice >n 'he Su it? / U ? °f Coweta and Flint Circuits, the Su- IT State, and the United States’ Dis- K nt . All communications addressed to him at 111 "HI receive prompt attention. aprilD-ly I <DERSON & McCALLA, Attorneys H , *’■ Covington, Georgia. Will attend regu- U ‘ ,l * 1 ractice in the Superior Courts of the ■ ' ’>! Newton, Butts, Henry, Spalding Pike, ! t pson, Morgan, DeKalb, Gwinnette and Jas dec O-ly M, MATHEWS, Attorney at . l| 'H ), ’tton, Ga., will practice all the count ies the Cliatiahouchee Circuit and elsewhere by (ieclO-ly M & WILLIS, Attorneys at Law n h ®-ompt attention given to our hands? - W '-RRT P. TftIPPE. Attorney at Law rs s't)>, Oa Will practice in the State Conris R niu> <! States' District Court at Atlanta and ■J “ ,G *’ dec O-ly fl. HUNT, Attorney at Law, Barnes* ( ' a " practice In all the counties of llcu it and Supreme Court of the State. ■ A L HI OV BET II UN E, Attorney at of photon, Ga. Will practice in all the tke Chattahoochee Circuit, and Upson and counties. declS-ly BEALL. Attorney at, Low, Ga - NVill practice in the Flint Cir ' 'here by special contract. decl3-ly Hi nf 'EIIS will Continue the nr totioo '.’Bf u ioe. Office at B. D. Hardaway’s Drug decleMy , ! is plan-sod to Uaetice ?, zen8 °f Upson that ho will continue ■"‘SSGo, (i a ' C'belae In Itep arlous brunches at m declß-ly ■ V'V. I■ Uoan e(> ‘ (-, TALKER A r torn(‘v at L-»w 4n( j‘ ' R ''Jll practice in Circuit Courts o ne Qited >tatea District ourts. ™E Pimm ,n " - I I.pvp ni ved up to i '“ 1 “In iv L ,, ll ,V ars r lienpv and Allen’s new huild lK Qll Pf pate,! t/ enßM Ked in the practice of medi mt' if I j,... .*" Hl any time Persons wishing atLe wiH „ n ®y office, can call on \l-ssrs. can also t0.,,,"' lawyer’s and obtain if.forma d' livtred. 0 tLt ‘ re > which will I DR J. O; HUNT. THOMASTON, ga SA.TITRDJVY MORISTUNTG, AUGUST 18, 1870. The systems of liver ■CI I 11 it a .. f, .0 complaint are uneasiness IV I ill 111 0\ C I nR4 puin in the 6id « 1 ill iJI \J ij & Sometimes the pain f« In j I the shoulder, and is mis takeii for rheumatism. The stomach is afT.-cted with loss of appetite and sick ness, I owcls in general costive, sometimes alternating with lax. The head is troubled with pern, and dull heavy sensation considerable loss of inemorv, accom panied with painful sensation of having left undone something which ought to have been done. Often com and low fcpirita Some- -v. iiu<'B, gome of the above F I IT It n I sym toms attend the dis -11 I ■/ If K I eas ’ aD< - at ot her times Dl| Jj II | very few of them; but | the Liver is generally the C.TlU.L.r.i.t, lniol ' ed - DR. SIMMONS’ I*iver Regulator, A preparation of ror t* aid herbs, warranted to be strict ly vegetable, and c.n do no Injury to anyone It bafi been used by hundreds, and known for the last 35 years ns , ne of the most reliable, efficacious and harmless preparations ever offered to the sufferim- ]f takcn_rcgalarlv md persistently i is sure to cure fa ”* *JUfft J/"JiD'i 1 Dyspepsia, headache, B nnmTi ■ mn ra B i 'undice costiveness,sick & «! f i TOR i h’-adache, chronic diarr- I UW U ILI I U KI«I hcea, afli cMons of the ■ B bladder, camp and vsentery, «lTeetfbn» ot the a? lney«, fever, nervousness, chills, diseases of the -kin. Impurity of the blood, melancholy, or depression of spirits, heart hum, colie, or pains in the bowels, pain in the heed fever and ague, dropsy, boils, pajn <n back and limbs asthma, erysipelas, female nfiVctions, and bilious dis eases generally. Prepared only by J. 11. ZEII,I\ & CO., Trice «1: by mail $1.85. Druggists, Macon, Oa. The following highly respectable persons can fully at test to the virtues of this valuable medicine, and to whfftti we most respectfullv refer: Uen. W. S. Holt, President S. \V. R. R. Comnanv R’v J. Felder, Perry, Ga.: Col E. K Sparks. Albany] Ga.; George J Lunsford, Ksq.. Conductor S. W R. i:.- C Mastewon, F,«q , Sheriff Bibb conntv; J A. Putts’ Bainbridge, Ga ; Dykes & Sparhawk. Editors Floridian] Tallahassee; Rev. J W. Burke. Macon, Ga.; Virgil Powers Ksq., Superintendent 9. W. R. R ; Daniel Hu! lar.l, Bullard's Station. Macon and Brunswick R. R Twiggs county, Ga ; Grenville Wood, Wood's Factory] Macon, Ga; Rev. E F. Easterlinn, P E Florida Con ference; Major A. F. Wooley, Kingston, Ga.; Editor Mac n Telegraph. For sale bv John F ITenry, New York, Jno D. Park, Cincinnati, Jno. Flemming, New Orleans, and all Drng apl2-ly I) I SSOLUTIOX. r C'HE Co-partnership of Sattt^ititry, I Cherry & Bi.asinoame te- minates, and is hereby dissolved, from this date. Signed, James L. Saulsrury, William A Cherry, James P. BlasingaMe. Macon, May 1,1870. CO- PARTNERSHIP. r |''llE undersigned hnve this day formed n Co-partnership, commencing the first dav of May ensuing, under the firm name of SAUI.SBURY, RESPESS A CO., for the transaction of a Warehouse and General Commission Bush ess in this City. James L. S altar pry, John R. Respeps, William T Rf.ppaps, James P. Bl^inoame. J AMES L. S.YULSRL'KY. jr. Dated Macon, April 29, IS7O. In retiring from the late firm of Saulshury, Cherry & Bliisingame, 1 take occasion to recommend their successors, Messrs. SAULS BURY, RESPJkS APQ -~ in every respect worthy of the fullest confidence of m> friends, and solicit for them their patronage and imm ence. WILLIAM CHKttRY We beg leave to add in connection with the above announcement regarding the new firm, that we will take pleasure in the transaction of anv business en trust' and to our care, with the promise that our best ex ertions will be given to promote the interest, of our patrons. We have ample facilhies for affording our Customers reasonable accommodations when required, either upon cotton in store or for purposes of making their growing crops Special attention will be given to fill ing orders for supplies upon the most favorable terms, may 14- tm BAULSBURY, RESPESS & CO. 1 Tn the Superior Court, „ , ... a . 1 Present the Honorable Jas. Rule 2* t o*. , hv. (Jreene, Judge of said J Court. Yeatman, Shields i%c.. j Mortgage, Ac. vs V Georgiana Timmons, t May Term, 1870. C'a EORGI V - Upson county.—Tt appearing to the T Court by the petition of H. T. Yeatman, B. F. Shields and G. W Sheilds partners doing business un der the firm name and style’ of Yeatman, Shield A Cos , accompanied hv the note and Mortgage deed, that on the firs’ day of December (IS6S) eighteen hundred and sixty-eight, the defendant, made and delivered to the plaintiff her prornisory note bearing date the day and year aforesaid, whereby the defendant piomises three months after date of said note to pav the plaintiff or bearer Eleven hundred and fifty-seven dol ars and eighty-one cents for value received. And that, after wards on the day and year afore=aid the defendant the better to •‘unire the payment of the said note executed and delivered to the Plaintiff her deed of Mortgage, whereby the defendant mortgaged to the plaintiff. Lot of Land No. (11 one situate, lying Mid Lriug in the South west, corner of the West Front Square of the town of Thomastm, also Lot of Land on the West fiont square of said town of Thomaston. upon which .James M. SmiffTs Law office formerly stood, in the' county aforesaid. And it further appearing that said note remains unpaid It is therefore, ordered ilmt, (he said d* fondant do pay into Court, on or before the first day of the next Term thereof, the principal interest and cost due on said note, or show cause to the contra ry if any they can. And that on she failure of the de fendant to do so, the equity of redemption in and to said Mortgaged premises be forever thereafter barred and foreclosed, 'nd it is further ordered that this rule be published in the Georgia Hera'd for four month-* previous to the next Term of this Court, or served on the defendant or her special Agent or Special Attorney at. least three months previous to the next Ternßof this Court. By the Cou-t, HALL, COTTF.N & WEAVER. May Term 1870 Petitioner's Attorneys. It further appearing to the Court that the defendant, Georgiana Timmons, resides out of this Smto and re sides in the State of Tennessee. It is therefore ordered, that the foregoing rule he served on the said Georgiana Timmons by publication in terms of the Statute. By iho Court. May Term. 1870. HALL, COTTF.N & WEAVER. Petitioner’s Attorney's.^ I certify that the above and foregoing isairo'- tr.act minutes of the Court ««. o. o. Upson Mortgage Sale. vtt ILL be sold before the Courthouse door, in the Y\ town of 1 homaston, Upson county, Georgia, on the first Tuesday in October next, between the legal hours of sales the following property, to-wit: Lot of Land No. 2-7 in the 11th District of l pson county, containing 202 X acres SS upon as the property of George W. Ohilds, deceased, o satisfy a mortgage fl. fa. issued from the Superior Court of Upsen county in favor of Ambrose Murphy, agnins Busan Childs now Bus m VVi left., Executrix of Geo . Ci tlds, deceased,'an IM. P. Willett in rurht of his wife. Said land sold subject to the wi mw’s dower. 1 roperty pointed out in the mortgage ft. fa.' y aug6-td O. C. BIIARMAN, Sheriff I |\SO\ SHERIFF’S «iML ITTILL he sold on the first Tuesday in S- ptember W nex’, be ore the Courthouse door, in the town of Tboinaston. tips n county, bet - een the legal hours ot ssle the allowing ptopert.vt- wit: . Half Lot ot Lad N<*. 91 in the IMh 1)1 tii< t. r g.n allv Monroe, now Upson county, contuinihg one hnn dred one and one quarter acres more or less. Also part of Lot o' L- nd No 78 in said 15ih I a.-triet an l county, containing forty-five acre- ra re or Lss. Also one cot ton tin, o e grain thrasher, one fa-, and one gin band la-vied --pon as the property <>f ~t ph- ns it l lmsworth. bv virtue of a ft fa. issued from the • upeiior Court of Upson county, in favor of < diver B nith against S ephen Hcllin w.-rth and -I hn A Cock ram Admints* tr »og6-ta p '« pr wp i»'»;'«"||>r A iJ“",'^ Bb ,.Hff. TJGNTI TRY. rpHE nn'lprsigned Iteing; perm»n°ntly [ located inThomston,still tenders thicr professional sei vices In the practice of Dentistry to the ci mens of Upson and a-ljoining counties Teeth inserted on fit 1 silver, adamanti eor rubber. All work a g.> and fit guaranteed. Office up stairs over N .L^O_. SA YERB store. v . «-• *. a & wytr dec9 ts »RAAN * SAW YEK, Poflrti. ADDRESS TO THE MOON. By Maggie b. Fur the Herald.] Pale descent moon with tranquil beams, 1 hat nightly through my casement streams, And with thy soft and silvery light Dispels the gloom of ebon night. After I gaze on thy fair face. Forgetting time, forgetting place— Wrapt in sweet visions,— airy dreams Carried by thy soul-enspiiiDg beams. Sweet memories of by-gone days, I trace, within thy smiling rays, When hand In hand with her I loved, Beneath thy gentle light we roved. But with that sister, loved one dear, — No more I'll gaze on beauties here; “The angids came across the river, And bore her home to heaven forever.” Shinn on bright orb, God placed the there Up in the blue ether!;d air, lie gave to thee thy sceptre bright. And hade the rule, —the queen of night. Willow Df.ll, Ga. JUisfctlanfons. China and the United States.—Tbe Chinese que-Pi -n in its various phases, is growing in importance every day, and is now engaging the serious thought ard attertion of all clas-es of our people. N>t only have recent treaty stipulations, taken in connection with the completion of rail rood communication with our Pacific coast, placed us in important commercial relation? sxiti) this ancient empire, but the advent of large numbers of her people on our shores, the advance guard of multitudes who are to so low, is a matter now attracting wide spread and thoughtful interest and inquiry. Chinese immigration, and the introduction of Chinese labor into our country, are likely to affect very materially a large variety of interests among us. That the relations of capital to labor will be influenced thereby is certain. What changes will be wrought, and whether flu good or iil, perhaps cannot now be deter mined. Certain it is that the movement already inaugurated involves questions of far reaching importance appealing alike to the citizen and statesman. First of all the people want information with regard to the Chinaman ; his character, capacities, and adaption to our wants. This information we find very fully given in a volume just issued, entitled “China and the United States/’ by Rev. Wm. Speer, D. D., formerly M issionary in China and to the Chinese in California. We have examined this volume and find it a work of great interest, and especially full and satisfactory in the infer- I Avoiding errors of most works on China, which almost invar'ably devote a great deal of space to the Chinese mythology, instead of to toe living, breathing 'ssues comprised in the political and commercial relations of t >at interesting country to the outside world, the able and observing author in his work has succeeded in giving us not only a g >ud photograph of China as she is at present, but a most satisfactory sketch of Chinese history for the forty centuries of of existance that marvellous government has achieved. Moreover, there is nothing hurried or careless in the work, since there is hardly a topic which the inquirer into Chinese customs would wish to investigate, which is not discussed and described in this work. It explains the origin and causes, and traces the history of the rqpent changes in the foreign and domestic policy of this remarkable people, and discusses the ques tion of Chinese immigration, the character of the Chinaman as an immigrant, his habits and capacities. Containing besides nearly forty well executed lithographs, illustrative of life and habits there. The reader will rise from the perusal of this volume with the feeling that he is well p *sted in the history of a country and peo ple, every day filling more and more space in the world’s regards. Altogether it is a most timely and valua ble work, and undoubtedly will meet with an extensive sale. It is published by the National Publish ing Cos., Memphis, Tenn. And is sold only by subscription. See the advertisement of this work in our column of New Advertisements. M arriage Maxims.- The following “mar* raige maxims” are worthy of more than a hasty reading. Husbands need not pass them by, for they are designed for wives; ane wives should not despise them, for they are addres ed to husbands. The very cultivation on . ba lTMes of absolute unselfishness. Ne*er talk at one another, either alone or in company. Never both angry at once. Never speak aloud to one another —un- less the house is on fire. Let each one strive to yield the oftenest to the wishes of the other. Never find fault unless it is perfectly certain that a fault has been committed ; and always speak lovingly. Never taunt with a past mistake. Neglect the whole wcrld besides, rather than one another. Never make a remark at tbe expense of each other; it is meaness. Never part for a day without loving w *rd- t'» thmk *t dur ng absence. Nev r mee' without a loving w leomc. Nov«r let the sun go down upon any an gt r or grievance Novel- let any fault you have committed go by, u« til you have frankly confessed and aek*-d t<>r _ i-eness forget the happy hours of early love Never sigh over wha f might have been, make the best of what is. Never forget that marrioge is ordained of G' and, and that his blessing aloue can make it what it should be. Never let your hopes stop short of the ' eternal home. When a Buffalo alderman wishes re election he takes an influential friend ono side and offers to nauio an ulley after hnu. EDGAR A. POE. TIIE STORY OF HIS SONG OF “THE BELLS.” I he following incident was related by a member of the Baltimore bar, who, at the time of its occurrence, was but recently admitted to praetiefc. The truta of tbe statement may be depended on, and even the Conversation introduced I give. I think, nearly word for word as reported to me. period referred to there were sev- fiifigle-etoried houses on the east side 1 of ot. Paul stfeef, between Lexington and Saratoga streets, each of which contained but two rooms. They were rather mas sively— -according jo present idea—con structed, of .brick, bttt have been for a long time displaced by tall and stately building, One of these single-storied houses was occupied by the informant. Tbe front apartment was occupied as a law office, the rear as a sleeping room. One calm and clear moonlight winter night, when the snow lay deep upon the city streets and roofs, Mr. was making pieparations to retire to bed, when the front-door bell was rung. He aroused his negro servant boy, who was nodding on his stood by the chimney corner, and sent him to open the door to the late visitor. The boy almost immediately returned, alone, lie said that nobody was at the door, but that a gentleman was standing in the snow in'the middle of tbe street, talking to him self and tossing his arms about. Air. now went to the front door himself. When he opened it he found one who was evidently a gentleman —he could see that by tbe moonlight—standing on the pavem tit facing him. ‘ IVas it you who rang my bell?” he asked. “Tes, sir,” was the reply. *T owe you an apology for disturbing you at an hour so unseasonable; but the fa<’t is, some thoughts have come into my head which I wish to commit to paper, and seeing a light in your back window” (the house 6t«>od upon the corner of an alley), “and consid - ng it a matter of course that a lawyer’s dfice is supplied with stationery, I took the lberty of ringing your boll.” “You are very, welcome, indeed.” said tie young lawyer. “Walk in, sir.” Tbe stranger followed him into the inner apvrtment, whore the bright fire was burn ing in the giate. The manner of this guest waiso impressive of intellect that Mr. offered him his bed; but the visitor only asked the use of a chair, tablo and writing materials. So tbe negro boy lay down upon his pallet on the floor, and the young lawyer retired to his bed, leaving the stranger bending over the table writing. When Mr. awakened in the morning his strange visitor was sitting in a chair, with his head upon the table, asleep. The motion made by the young lawyer on awakening aroused the stranger. The lat ter Seemed at once to be wide awake. He IVHpit'an*?}his seat, thanked his host for his his intrusif n ’ .T rut was thi»< abouMo previous rnght. He w You are forgetting your manuscript,” said tbe young lawyer, pointing to some paptr on the table. “I have a copy of what I have composed,” said th« stranger, “and leave the original with yiu as some acknowledgement of your kindneis under circumstances so trviog.” The stranger left. The lawyer did not know tntil a long time afterward, when the son; of “The Bell *—of which he still has tbe original —had been published and became famous, that his singular visitor was Edgar Poe. Strength of Memory.— The strength of Mr. Chiate’s memory was one of the most remark-ole things about that remarkable man. Le not only read everything, but he remembered ever Mb-mg he read, lie knew where tie bock was in which the desired infoqjaition could be found, the very page, and the precise location of the book in the library vhere it happened to be. While trying tie celebrated sewing-machine case before Judge Woodbury, I heard him re quest a friend to go to the Athenaeum am get him a volume of a set published by Chambe’R. The article he wanted was on the manufacture of silk. Lie described the set, the nora in which it was kept, and the very sp*ct io the library where it could be found. He wrote down nearly everything in a case that he could. Lhe act of writing fastened the thing in his memory, and it was ready for instant use. In the tiial of a cause be kept two sets of notes one ihe testimony, the other a digest and the argument. He was ready to argue a case the moment the testimony closed. lli| memory enabled him to talk on introduced. He was at homejjn the blacky letter law, knew familiarly the English law of entail, and could discuss of any nation as intelligibly as he could a common act of assault and battery. I with him from the court-house on celet,rated eulogrojA't.el'b^r/Dh/ mouth College. He had p CQn before the U.nited States Court, cate trial, the heat like that of a tropical climate. We went into the barber-shop under the Broomfield House, for he said, “I must be shampooed daily, or I should die.” Tbe eulogy on Webster, I think, was to be delivered on Tuesday. This was Saturday, and the intervening Monday was to be con sumed in the journey to Hanover. I said to him : “Os course your eulogy on Web ster is completed.” He drew himself up to his full height, and laying his hand on my shoulder, he said : “Mr. , as I live not a word of that eulogy is written.” Yet it was delivered as announced—delivered without notes, fully written out ami com juitred in writing, i knew one instance in which he completed his lecture at the office a short time before the train started that was to carry him to his appointment. He : loft 'he manuscript <*n his d ,j sk. and gave the lecture, he su'd, as near verbatim, as he desired to, and that without a scrap before him. Fanny Fern w sites this sentence of hers to put m Uie crown of the gen' lemon’s bats . | »*A fol of either sex is the hardest animal to drive nit ever required a bit. Better one who jumps a fence now and til* n. than your sulk/, stupid donkey, whose rhinoce' ] ros back bels ne ther pad nor goad.” Paris kdies have their “lower limbs” , vacc’.na'w, They will not submit to scarred arms WRITING FOR TIIE PRESS. Thi following rules should be clipped and posted on the desk of every writer for pub lic print; !• Do not s«y, “I write in a hurry, please correct all mistakes/’ You have fen times the opportunity to do this that the editor has. 11 is time ia wofth from fifty cents to ten dollars an hour, and he will be likely to correct your errors bv fi* y>, and then they will never trouble any one any more. You must do your own work if you want it done. It is said that Newton wrote his chronolo gy over fifteen times before he was ?ati-tied with it, and Gibbon wrote out his memoir nine times before sending it to the press. No beginners ought to erfpect Letter success for less labor than such learned men. 11. Do not write poetry. Most who try, do not know what poetry is. and .they can not be fold till they have learned a great deal more than they know now. Niuefy nine one hundredths of the rhyme written is good for three things: 1. To give to f r iends who prize it for the giver’s sake. 2. It makes passable kindlings. #. It will bring about three cents & pound at the paper mill, to work up with old rugs. Write prose ;—poetic prose is far better than prosaic pootry. 111. Do not write long articles, or long sentences. Write as you would a telegram, where each word costs a dime, or an adver tisement, which costs a dollar a line. IV. Do not ask an editor to return your manuscript. Keep a copy. With a hun dred ietters a day to read, h * has som ‘thing to do besides hunting up last year’s manu scripts, received, rejected, and buried, or burned, long ago. V. Do not get angry because your first article is rejected. Quite likely if it is printed, you will live to wish it iiad been burned, or sent to the paper mill. The first pair of shoes a cobbler makes are not likely to sell very readily; and it takes more skill and longer practice to write good articles than to make good shoes. VI. Keep trying and sending on ; the practice will do you good ; and if writing is i‘a you it will come out. But if you cannot stand criticism, und rejection, and fault finding, you will make a poor author, and may as well know it at onco. The writer’s first article was rejected ; he kept it a while, sent it to the same paper agaiu, and it was printed. VII. Remember an editor may have a peek of better articles than yours is, which he wrote himself, and yet does not think them worth publishing, lie will do the best he can, consistently, by you. He is more anxious to enconrage good writers than you are to write. VIII. Do not expect a poor editor to set up a reading school, spelling school, gram mar school and writing school, for the benefit of those who have not improved their ’Whirrs "AJWBDKjTb* O your ignorance on an editor, and the won nonsense. Sftti id ilAt/f "uj) the type for your article. Every cent you save by using pale ink, poor paper, and writing carelessly because you are in a hurry, or writing finely, or crosswise, to save three cents’ postage, will cost the printer in toil, delay, and eye-sight, at least fifty times as much money as you will save, besides causing him to commit blunders for you to scold about. Do you wonder such article are rejected? I can write an article for the press in half the time I could correct such a one ; and I have often copied over entire pagtjs, rather than torment a compositor with illegible manu script.—Ex. Trip. Mason’s Grave —ln all ages the the bodies of Masonic dead have been laid in graves dug due east and west, with their laces toward the east. This practice has been borrowed and adopted by others, until it has become nearly universal. It implies that when the great day comes, and when He who is Death’s conqueror sh*Ql th« signal, his ineffable light sftall Joe first seen in^the east: that from the east he will make bis glorious appearance ; will stand at tbe eastern margin of those graves, and with his mighty power—that grasp, irresifftably strong, which shall prevail —will raise the bodies which are slumbering therein. We shall have buried, long decayed* Friends, relati^^Hp- a » nearest anß dearest, will cease to remember where they have laid us* The broad earth will have j undergone w>nderous changes, moun tains leveled, valleys fHItA!. *he seasons 1 will then have. other in many fitful rounds. Oceans, jffWfcd into fury by ! •the gales'of to-morrow will have sunk like j a spoiled dak! to thei® slumber. Broad 'trees withbroader roots. have in terlocked and knobbed as they are. 'above* Jived , {and after centuries of life, they foo will have followed cur 'example of morality,.aod long strug gled w*th decay, at least will have obliterating the poor testimony that has even lain here. So shall we be lost to human sight. But the eye of God, never theless; will the spot, green with everlasting verdueo»f faith ; aud when the trumpet’s blast shall shake the hills to their bases, our astonished bodies impelled upward byan irresistable impulse, and we shall standnAce to face with our Redee m er. Old Sile Doty, <jf Hillsdale county— s that moet notorious evil-doer* thief, receiver of stolen goods, burglar, and everything tLe bad—was Vqrraigned before Judge Pratt (afterward of'Honolulu) for horse -Bte.ilif g. As usual, a clear case was proved against him, ana he was brought up for sentence. Pratt was abrupt in manner, rough in tone, and severe in expression. These traits were rather enha ced than mollified upon this occasion. He broke out with. “S'and up, prisoner at the bar. Prisoner, how old are you ?” • Fifiy-three years, five months, and twenty days,” was the reply The judge took * ut his pencil and figured | for a moment; then said ; “Prisoner, I sentence you to hard labor in the State prison fur sixteen years, six months, and ten days That brings you to seventy years, beyond which my jurisdic tion don’t extend. Sheriff, rornovo the prisoner!” FOCR-Y EAR-OLDS. Uortry, mamma," said a’ tittle innocent, with bis cot snj*er ; “hurry, it’s leaking.” A little California boy Raid Adam and Eve “were stampeded off the ranche” sos eating the apple. A little Fir! being £*ke<f what dtrst wa replieJ that it was, “mud with the tuioe squeezed out of it.” A little girl, excited by the brilliant dis play of her aunt’s gold plugged front teeth, exclaimed: “Oh, Aunt Mary, tow I tie* wish I had copper toed teeth like you.” A youngster, seeing tho sky very red a night or two before Christmas, * called: Mamma, Oid Santa Claus is gett ng ready to bake cakes. ” A little girl Who was seut oat to hunt eggs thought it strange she did not find any, as there were several hens “standing about doing nothing !” a * old are you?” asked a conductor o. a nttie girl whom her mother was try ing to pass on a half ticket. “I am nine at but in the cars 1 am only six and n fill. A little four-year-old boy in Richmond, \ a., on being asked by his mother if be would not like to be an angei and have wings, replied, “I'd a hftep rather be a hawk and live on chickens.” We heard another Sunday School reply a day or two since. A little fellow brought in from the streets was asked “Why were Adam and Eve turned out of the garden of Eden ?” 4 Because they sarsed God,” was hia reply. A little boy in the infant class of n. Sun day School out west, was asked by his teacher if ho had learned anything during the past week. “O', yes.” said he. ' “What is that you have learned?” ‘-Xevor to trump yonr partner's ace,” was the reply. Ghesr a.vd Gooses.—“Mamma,” said Harry, what 8 the difference between goose and goese ?” \\ hy, don't you know,” said four ypars old Annie; “une geese is a goose, and a whole lot of gooses is a geese.” A teacher, wishing to explain to a littlo gin the manner in which a lobster casts its shell when it has outgrown it, said: “What do you do when you have outgrown your clothes ? You throw them aside, don’t you ?” “Oh, no,” replied the little one ; “we let out the tucks,” Master Charlie, aged four years, was not pleased on being reproved by his mother for some mischievous prank, and showed his displeasure in his face, when his moth er remarked, “Why, Charlie, I am astonish ed to see you making faces at your moth er. Charlie brightened up at once, and iini', v Aiy .JL'tflppker.”' J .„uiug tarciy, a Ducinjoc “-fir-pmlosophcr, after a silent and apparently profound scrutiny of the heavens, asked his mother abruptly where the stars came from. Mamma replied, “I dou’t know*, Willie.” “Yes, you do, too.” “No, Willie, I don’t know where tho stars came from.” “Well, you bet / do. The moon laid ’em.” This was a “settler” lor mamma. Little four-year oM Carrie went with her aunt to church. The preacher was very earnest in hin delivery, and she was much interested. “Mother,” said she, when she came home, “I have heard such a smart minister. He stamped and pounded, and made such a noise ; and then he got so mad, he shook his fist at the folks, and there wasn’t anybody dared go up and fight him.” Little been doing something which her mamma told her she mustn’t do. She had been eating currants, and, of c xirso, got her mouth all stained. That’s the way she got found out. Her mother said, “You know you w pro forV»;«Jdcu to eat currants 1” “But, Mother, Satan tempted me!” “Why didn’t you say, Get thee be hind me Satan 1” “I did say, Get thee behind me, Satan, and he went and got behind me and pushed me right into the Currant bushes 1” Babies. --We love babies, and everybody who does love babies. No man has music in his &o£fl who don't love babies. Babies wyjre made to be loved, especially girl ba- Jfes when they grow up. A man isn’t worth a ifhyuck who hasn’t a baby, and the same rule applies to woman. A baby is a spring day in winter, a hot house rose in mid winter; a ray of sunshine in frigid winter ; and if it is healthy, and good na tured, it is a bushel of sunshine, no matter how cold the weather. A man can not be a helpless case so long as he loves babies— one at a time. We love babies all over, no matter how dirty they are, Babies were born to be dirty. We love babies because thev are. haKioo. a« tbolr mothers were lovable and lovely women. Our love for babies is only bounded by the number of babies in the world. We always look for babies, we do, with anxiety and paternal affection ;we do, indeed we do. We always ! have sorrowful feelings for mothers what have no babies, end don’t expect; any. Women always look down-hearted who have no babies ; and men who have no babies always gamble, and drink whiskey, and stay oi t nights trving to get music in their i souls; but they can’t comd it. Babies are babies, and nothing will take their place. Pianos play oat, and good iiving plays out, | unless there’s a baby in the house. We’ve i we know, and we say there's noth- I ing like a baby. Babies are a productive ! subject, and we intend to talk more about babies in the future. We intend to tell our young friends if they want to be happy in this world they must bate a baby in tho | house—one of their own is preferable. Babies stimulate exertion ; they make a your.g man scratch gravel ; and in this view of the case, they are all the wniie laying golden eggs. A roan is hardly ever worth three red cents until he gets a wife and baby. They push him to it. Wh'le he is making enough for their support, he is sure to have something nver. There is only one woman in the town of Lost Trail, California, and her husband can’t sleep nights because so many men stand in front of the house and grate their teeth.— Western piper no. ;*>.