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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meeting —Ancient landmark Lodge No. 231,
F. &A. M.
SPECIAL Notices— The New Brick Company:
Festival by a Division of the King's Daughters.
Cheap Column Advertisements- -Help Want
ed; Employment Wanted: For Kent; For Sale;
Personal: Lost; Miscellaneous.
Hotels. Etc.—Boarding, 144 Madison Avenue,
Sew York.
For Shaving —Pear's Soap, at Strong's.
A Great Ixvextios— Biddisons Fluid Burner.
Notice op Dissolution, Etc.— Ham & Haar.
The Real Estate Market— C. H. Dorsett.
Eligible Lots for Sale — George W. Lamar.
Pope Catlin's Schedule For the Yacht
Race; Family Excursion; For Doboy, Etc.
Steamship Schedule— Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
City Delivery op the Morning News—Wil
liam Estiii.
Auction Sales— Choice Plants, by R. H.
Tatem; Underwriter’s Sale, by I. L). Laßoche's
Sons; Grits and Four, Elegant and Costly
Furniture, by D. R. Kennedy; Pictures, by J.
McLaughlin & Son.
“I like dogs,” says CoL Ochiltree, once of
Texas. “The more I know of men the bet
ter I like dogs.” What have the dogs done
to merit such punishment?
Out West a cyclone picked up a barrel of
whisky and dropped it into a prohibition
county. Of course, the anti-Prohibitionists
in that county are now more firmly con
vinced than ever that prohibition does not
prohibit.
According to ex-Senator Dorsey Paris
financiers believe that the production of
gold Ls falling off in comparison with its in
creasing use and the demand for it as
money. Now is a good time to boom Geor
gia gold mines.
Gov. Forakcr, of Ohio, is described by an
admirer as “one of the rising, growing and
brainy young men west of the Alleghenies.”
If his party nominates him for President he
he will be one of the squelched young men
of his neighborhood.
A redheaded Texan thinks it ridiculous
for Lord Wolseley to write about the war
between the States. “He never fought any
thing but naked niggers and half-starved,
half-armed barbarians,” says the Texan,
"and then they mostly got the best of him.”
This settles it; so let the newspapers and
magazines give Lord Wolseley a rest.
President F. Doniiniquez, of the munici
pality of Iturbide, Mexico, has issued a proc
lamation requiring every male resident of
the city to wear jiantaloons from and after
June 5. Those who fail to obey the procla
mation will lie liable to imprisonment from
one to three days and to a fine of from
50c. to $3. Thus does civilization knock the
picturesque into a cocked hat.
The thirteen ex-members of the Royal
Irish Constabulary, who resigned at Castlers
land, county Kerry, rather than continue in
assisting at the work of eviction, are still in
New York. They receive many visitors
every day, and are overrun with offers of
employment. The men tejl doleful tales
about the evictions in county Kerry. Their
stories of cruelties are almost incredible.
Poor Blind Tom has again become a bone
of contention among the different persons
who claim the right to profit by his wonder
ful musical gift. Mrs. EUso Bethune has
filed a petition in the United States Circuit
Court at Chicago to get possession of Tom,
alleging that he is wrongfully detained hy
James N. and James A. Bethune. If Tom
were not an idiot he would doubtless wish
that he was as completely unknown to fume
as his brother, who is a dray-driver in
Macon.
Mr. Faulkner, chief of one of the Pension
Department bureaus, and Civil Service
Commissioner Egerton, are both from In
diana The former is opposed to the civil
service law, while the lutter, of course, is in
favor of it While they were discussing the
subject, the other day, Mr. Faulkner lost
his temper and exclaimed: “See here, Eg
erton, you and I know everything. You
know everything hut one, and that is that
you are a fool, and I know that.” It is said
that the two gentlemen do not speak now as
they pass by. Public servants ought never
to let their angry passions get the better of
them.
A netv Jean D'Arc lias arisen in France,
but so far she has failed to gather many fol
lowers under her standard. Her name is
Marie Costierg. She is of humble origin,
but seems to be fairly well educated. She
professes great piety, and claims that an
angel told liar that her mission was to “save
France" by bringing about the return of
the < xpolled Princes. At Paris sho bought
S'J,OOO worth of furniture arid forgot to pay
the hills. lu consequence :;ho was arrested
and looked up. This interruption in her
career as the savior of France will probably
teach her that it is not always wise to fol
low tbo ndvicc which she thinks is that of
angels.
Gen. Charles U. Furlong, who is now in
New York, expresses himself in mournful
terms regarding the vulgarity displayed by
some of the American women who visit Eu
rope. “There are women nud women, of
eourae.” he says, “but it is pretty hard on
an American to feel and to know that we
are judged rather by those who are vulgar
than by those who are otherwise. I have
aeon women of this country at balls and re
ceptions so eager to display their wealth
that they wore diamond rings over their
gloves.” Too had! As it has become the
fashion for Congress to manage private
property perbapa that body may be induced
to manage all the affairs of the people. In
that event a commission to inquire into the
qualifications of Americans about to depart
for Europe might be appointed, with ixiwer
to compel all vulgar persons to stay at
laouou.
The Commission Bill in Florida.
About the most important bill pending in
the Florida Legislature is that creating a
railroad commission. It is agreed that a
commission is needed, hut there is a marked
difference of opinion respecting the charac
ter and extent of the authority with which
the commission ought to be clothed. The
aim, of course, ought to he, and doubtless
is, to promote the best interests of the whole
State. There may be a few who are con
trolled by selfish motives. They may desire
a commission liecause they think that by
means of it they can advance their own in
terests, or they may have grievances of some
sort, and seek only to injure the railroads.
Such persons keep their time reasons in the
background and pose as patriots who are
influenced solely by a desire to benefit the
people. They can be distinguished generally
by their pretended anxiety to protect the
people against railroad oppression, and by
their activity in behalf of legislation calcu
lated to burden railroads with such restric
tions as to make their prosperity doubtful.
The Legislature ought not to permit itself
to lie influenced by persons of this charac
ter because they are the enemies of the State.
It ought not to lie forgotten that the rail
roads have contributed largely to the pros
perity which Florida now enjoys. They
have not waited for the country to build up
so as to afford them a paying business.
They have been pioneers, and towns, farms
and groves have followed the paths they
have marked out. Without their aid much
of the State that is now dotted with happy
homes aiid thriving towns would still be
comparatively a wilderness.
And there is another thing that should
not lie forgotten. It is that railroad build
ing is only just beguu in Florida. There
are many projected roads which, it is prob
able, will tie built in the near future, and
many others will lie projected and built
within a few years if the conditions are
favorable. The future of the State depends
largely upon railroads. Its products are of
the character that require quick and prompt
transportation to market, aiul railroads,
therefore, are more of a necessity there than
they are in some other States whose pro
ducts are less perishable and better able to
stand wagon transportation to railroads.
Florida as yet has little capital of her own
with which to build railroads. All she has
is needed to open up farms and make im
provements upon her lands and in her cities.
Capital for building railroads must come
from the great money centers. Capitalists,
however, are not going to put their money
into enterprises of which they are deprived
the control, and from which they see no
prospect of getting an adequate return.
They are willing to take sotno chances, but
they are not willing to invest their money
where they receive no encouragement, and
where the laws are based upon the idea that
they are public enemies againt whom it is
necessary to erect legal barriers.
There are two kinds of Stato railroad
commissions, and it would be well for the
Florida Legislature to study both carefully
lief ore passing any railroad commission bill.
One kind is clothed only with such author
ity as is necessary to prevent the railroads
from making unjust discriminations, and
from enforcing regulations which amount
to oppression. It hears complaints and
makes such decisions as are just to both the
people and the railroads. The other kind
virtually takes the management of railroads
out of the hands of those who own them,
and undertakes to do the managing itself.
The former kind has been found to give
entire satisfaction to all concerned, while
the latter has always been, and will, doubt
less, continue to be a source of more or less
misunderstanding anil trouble.
There are indications that the Florida
Legislature fully appreciates the responsi
bility that it assumes in passing a law to
regulate rail reals, and also that it under
stands that the conditions in Florida are so
different from what they are in those States
where the commissions have almost absolute
control of the railroads that it would be a
heavy blow to Florda's prosperity to accept
their commissions as models. The danger
is that the aggressiveness of those who are
looking out for themselves rather than for
the State will cause the Legislature to lose
sight, to some extent, of the fact that what
the State wants is a commission that will
encourage rather than retard railroad
building within its limits.
Immigration to Georgia.
Some of our State exchanges are mani
festing much interest in the question of im
migration. The fact that a large number
of the immigrants who have arrived in this
country since the beginning of the year
had from SSOO to $'3,000 each has attracted
special attention. The common sentiment
is that such immigrants as these are the
kind wanted in the South, because * thev
would purchase lauds instead of hiring out
as laborers.
How to induce immigration to the South
is a question that has often been discussed.
One of our exchanges suggests that in the
case of Georgia the General Assembly ought
to provide a fund for advertising the State's
advantages; The suggestion amounts to
nothing, because, under the present State
constitution, no such an appropriation can
be made. Efforts have been made t ine and
again to induce the General Assembly to take
some action in the direction of bringing the
advantages the State possesses to the notice
of immigrants, but they have all failed.
Nothing but a radical change in tbo consti
tution will secure the action desired.
If Georgia is to profit by the tide of ira
migration to this country it must lie by the
efforts of her people in their capacity as pri
vate citizens. A few days ago the Morn
ing News suggested a plan by which the
State’s advantages might be cheaply ami
effectively advertised. A union between
the railroads and landowners for that pur
pose would bo productive of gratifying re
sults. Here is another suggestion: At the
meeting of the farmers which Commissioner
Henderson has called let the matter of im
migration be thoroughly discussed, ami then
let n plau bo put in operation tor bringing
to Georgia the class of immigrants desired.
No doubt Commissioner Henderson will be
glad to lend his aid to whatever plan may
be devises!.
Some time ago the Secretary of War tele
graphed Gov. Heaver, of Pennsylvania, in
quiring how much time it would take to
concentrate the volunteer troops of that
State on Lake Erie should war Eng
land occur. Gov. llaver replied that the
entire force could be comrtitrafo and at any
point on the lake within twenty-four hours
alter tho order was given. If it should be
come necessary to concent rate the volunteer
troops of Georgia at Savannah most of them
could be brought to the city in twenty -four
hours, lint some could not lie brought under
five days. The Hon. Potiphar I’eagreen, of
the General Assembly, au, uu tv u >ai uw
volunteer troo|is of I inn
and ii ■ in..' .. 10 ui t no. , M,:M
THE MORNING NEWS: TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1887.
Mistaken Leaders.
There are in Georgia just half a dozen Re
i publicans who have sufficient influence with
j their party to be regarded as loaders. Re
cently they have displayed unusual activity.
They have conferred with each other in At
lanta, in Macon, and perhaps in other lead
ing cities of the State. These conferences
have been quietly conducted, hut their ob
ject has finally been disclosed by a partici
pant who was too'full not to overflow.
According to his story an attempt
is to lie made to elect four
Republican Congressmen in Georgia next
year, and also to carry' the State for the
the Republican Presidential candidate. The
four districts in which it is projiosed to
make a fight are the Fifth. Sixth, Seventh
< nnd Tenth. The half dozen leaders already
mentioned, who declare that they have been
“patiently watching and waiting,” profess
to Is-lieve that in these four districts they
will have a considerable white Republican
vote, the entire negro vote, and by no
means a small vote from Democrats who
favor a protective tariff. The hope
of carrying the State for the Republican
Presidential ticket is based upon the belief
that President Cleveland will be nominated
by the Democrats, and that his alleged un
popularity in Georgia will cause a small vote
to be polled for him. By bringing out the
full white Republican vote, the negro vote,
and the Democratic vote supposed to be op
posed to President Cleveland, the Republi
can managers claim that a major
ity for their national candidates will lie the
result. Mr. Blaine is expected to bo
the Republican Presidential candidate, and
already one of the above half dozen
leaders has visited the Maine statesman to
advise with him concerning the Scheme that
has lieen concocted. Mr. Blaine must have
given cheering advice, for the leader in
question declares that “we intend to throw
the Democrats by a move that will leave
them breathless.”
There is not the slightest prospect of Re
publican success in Georgia, and the pretty
scheme so carefully prepared is doomed to
collapse. The Seventh district was once
doubtful, but now, outside of Bartow
county, it is strongly Democratic. The
Fifth, Sixth and Tenth districts are solidly
Democratic, and Republican candidates
would lie buried out of sight in them. In the
four districts there are comparatively few
Democrats who favor a protective tariff. We
venture the assertion that if a meeting of
such Democrats were called the number that
would respond would be so small
as to excite nothing but ridicule. As to
President Cleveland, ho i3 supported by
twenty of the twenty-one daily newspapers
published in the State, and by all the Demo
cratic weeklies. This is evidence of liis
popularity, and further evidence may be
found in the fact that the Democratic vot
ers of the State never utter a complaint
against him. If he is nominated next year
Georgia will give him an overwhelming
majority.
The Republican party in Georgia is dead,
and there Ls no probability of its resurrec
tion. The half a dozen leaders who are
spending money and wasting lime in run
ning about the State to confer with each
other would find it more profitable to stay
at home and let politics alone. •
The Next Ten Years.
From ISGo until 1877 most of thauaivs
papers in the South paid but little attention
to any other subject than politics. This
was not unnatural, because Hie tßrtikpp.v
political condition of the South w.'U ifj ab
sorbing interest. A struggle for political
rehabilitation was going on, and it was
generally believed that there could be no
substantial prosperity until the State gov
ernments were wrested from the con
trol of uneducated negroes and
dishonest carpet-baggers. \ In 1876
it was hoped that good government would
be restored to all the Southern States by the
election of Mr. Tilden to the Presidency,
but the hope was not realized. Nevertheless,
in the succeeding year the reign of the negro
and the carpet-bagger ended, and politics at
once became a secondary concern. In all
parts of the South the newspapers began to
call attention to the necessity of material
development, and in 1878 the good effect
was already apparent.
(it is now ten years since the Southern
States began in earnest the work of develop
ing their material resources, and the result is
all that could lx> desired. The increase in
wealth has been wonderful. New railroads
have been constructed, mines opened, fur
naces established, and even new cities have
sprung into existence and grown with aston
ishing rapidity. Business in all its branches
has prospered, mid scores of men who in 1877
had nothing are now the possess
ors of fortunes. The South is
no longer “fenced in to itself,”
as an English writer once said, but she has
opened her gates to all the world.' In the
great financial centres of the North the
South attracts almost a$ mA h attention as
the West, and Northern capital is always
ready tor investment iu honest Southern en
terprises.
What is in store for the South during the
next ten years i It is not hazarding too
much to say that the most remarkable de
velopment ever witnessed in this country
is in store. The Southern people
will always take proper interest
in polities, hut they will not become so
deeply interested as to let it be their first
concern. Their energies will lie devoted to
their material interests. They mean to
make their section the espial of others in
wealth, and they by no means intend to
neglect their higher interests. At the eml
of the next ten years they w r ill have better
schools ami better eollegos, and ignorance
wall bo greatly decreased.
In the work they have in hand the South
ern people will gladly accept aid. They will
welcome the thrifty from nil parts of the
world. They will lie especially glad to
welcome immigrants from the North ami
West, whatever may be their politics. Cut
whether their numbers are swelled by im
migration or not, the Southern iample are
determined to place their section abreact
with the North and West.
Wa.shidgt.ou is anxious for the national
drill to begin. Sho wants to replenish her
puree. It is estimated that during last week
tho jieoplo of the city spent SIOO,OOO to
gratify their love of pleasure. Some of the
items are these: Hose ball, $10,000( Patti,
#7,000: races, #50,000; Kinina Abbott,
$5,000; the circus, #“0,000. Merchants com
plain t hat their business lius fallen fiat. If
the drill should fail to draw large crowds,
about the only alternative l ift to tho people
Is to pray that President Cleveland will call
an extra session of Congress.
Experienced parliamentarians soy that
the contest to be made by Senator Lucas
•or l<& neat of Senator-elect Faulkner, of
jWert-Htirginin, will amount to nothing. The
JpapfHfeikite aro all In favor of the latter.
CURRENT COMMENT.
A Southern Man for Vice President.
INom the Montgomery Advertiser (Item.)
The Cleveland Pin indeater looks upon the
suggestion that the Democrats nominate a
Southern man for Vice President as sentiment
ally good, but as foolish as tar as practical poli
tics is concerned. We fear so, ive fear so.
Brass Rather Than Iron.
From the Mobile Kegistcr (Dem.)
The brilliant and popular William Wirt once
said of himself: “I have long iieeu convinced
that there is not enough iron iti my constitution
for a public character—l mean for a politician
aiming at glory." Brass meets the require
ments of the occasion nowadays rather than
Iron.
Advice to Workingmen.
Prom the New York Herald (Ind.)
Now you are entirely justified in getting in
dignant at the grasping avarice of a monopoly.
The only question is how the evil, which is
patent to everybody, can lie remedied. By
declaring that we should get rid of it by hand
ing the railroad and telegraph system over to
the government, you do not hit the bull’s-eye.
In wiping out one social corruption you create
another which Is even greater, and that is bad
policy.
Where the Monument Belongs.
From the New York Evening Sun (Ind.)
Why should any Union soldier who faced and
beat back Pickett's division at Gettysburg ob
ject to placing the monument commemorating
this event at the spot where the Confederates
approached nearest the Union lines? Of all
places that is the spot to put it. There was the
turning point of the war. There was the high
water mark, and there the magnificent bravery
of the most splendid attack and repuiseß in the
' history of war reached its climax. Here, then,
both Union and Confederate soldiers can meet
on a common ground of utmost bravery. The
spot is historic. It ought to be dedicated in
honor of both sides who battled there.
BRIGHT BITS.
“I know Washington was a great Injun
fighter,” said tittle Tommy, “because he cut
down his father's Cherokee.’”— Texas Siftings.
ORpnEUs was a musician whose music had
power to draw rocks, etc., toward him. The
modern street musician has the same power.—
Tiil-ihts.
Phrenology is a fraud Look at a man's
troasers. If they hag at the pockets he has
money, if they bag at the knees he has brains.—
Burlington Free Press..
An exchange mentions angels and politics in
the same breath. It has a mingled odor which
reminds one of an amalgamation of violets and
garlic.— Memphis Avalanche.
Church Committee to successful candidate
What salary would you lie content with?
Without donation parties, jn,000; with them,
$1,500. —Burlington Free Press.
“Have you heard ‘Sing to Me Only Once
Again?’" she asked sweetly.
“No, but I shall be delighted.” he said, with
unnecessary fervor .—Detroit Free Press.
The statement that the Nihilists are going to
nliandon the dagger and the bomb gives rise to
tlie suspicion that they have hired Arthur Rich
mond to write letters to the Czar.—Pittsburg
Dispatch,
Joaquin Miller? it is said, has purchased a
tract of land at Fruit Valley. Cal., and is going
to establish "a literary colony" there. It is
possible that t hey may take to raising chestnuts.
—Boston Post.
“I have a remarkable story to tell you,
Jones,” exclaimed Smith.
"Tell on," replied Jones.
After the narration Smith asked: “Is that
true, or did you see it in a Chicago paper?”
- Tid-Bits ,
Discontented Female— Humph! You know
perfectly well I might have married young De-
Million if I’d wanted to.
Husband—Yes, and he’s brought home drunk
every night in a cab.
“Well, he comes in a cab,anyhow.”— Omaha
World.
%
Gridley —Lend me fifty, old man. will you?
Bryant—Certanly. Can you use one of my
checks?
Gridley—Easily; how white of you!
Bryant—Don't mention it. The favor is on
your own side, for I haven’t had a cent in the
bank for a week— Tid-Bits.
Boston Young Lady (in the country)—And did
you really paint the barn yourself, Uncle James?
Uncle James— Yes.
Boston Young Lady —By hand?
Uncle James—Sartin.
Boston Young Lely (fetching her breath)—
Think of it, a hand-painted bam ’. —New York
Sun.
She— lsn’t that the Van Amnnge carriage,
Monel?
He—Yaas—or rather it was.
She—Was?
He—Yaas; I understand that owing to a re
cent bahd brweak in a popular stock the trap
has wosumed its maiden name—Brewster, y’
nah.— Tid-Bits.
A yoi'no poutcian was talking to a charming
Kentucky girl at a reception the other day and
he became profound and prophetic. “I think.
Miss Mary, he said, trying to fix her attention,
“that there will Vie a war of races some day.”
“Doyou!” she replied, innocently; “well, if
there is I'll bet ail I've got on the Kentutky
horses.”— Washington Critic.
“Ole pel,” he exclaimed, as lie leaned against
a post at the market and looked at the police
man who hail come up, “d'ye ’spose I'm drunk?”
"Looks that way,’’
“Does, eh? Shay, you doan’ know human na
ture, you doau’. Can’t you tell ’er difference
'tween man gradually dyin’ of a broken heart
an'a filer full 'er beer? Go to’er aunt, thou
sluggard!” —Detroit Free Press.
Miss Cockett —Yellow roses are supposed to
indicate tlirtatiousness and moss roses mean
love, do they not. Mr. Neversmile?
Mr. Neversmile—So I'm told; and white roses
mean silence.
Miss Cockett —Well, what do these large cab
bage roses and Jacks mean?
Mr. Neversmile—Bankruptcy, Miss Cockett,
bankruptcy every time.— Harper's Bazar.
PERSONAL.
Mrs. Frances Hodgson Bernett will visit
Europe this summer.
James X. Tagoakt, who stole $25,000 in Phila
delphia. has been traced to one of the Indian
reservations.
Capt. Boycott, the original Boycott, is now
the agent of the Flixton Hall estate, near Bun
gay, in Suffolk.
That enthusiastic Mugwump, George Fred
Williams' was born in Leipsic. ran away to sea
when a boy and became a sea Captain. He goes
to Germany every summer.
Prince Loris Estkrhazy. of Austria, who is
now in New York, boasts that lie has killed
nineteen tigers in the jungles in India, and eight
of these he killed while hunting on foot. Tiis
leave of absence expires on May 25, and he is in
a hurry to get home on time.
Empress ' Evgenis still liears the traces of
great and delicate beauty, almost rendering her
age a mystery. Slender, erect and with a su
perb figure, she is At once to lie recognized as a
grande dame. Her complexion is admirably
preserved: her bair, not yet white, still shows
tints of pale gold.
Mme. Pai>p has completed the fiftieth year of
her editorship of the well known Belgian news
paper, lx ■ Journal <le Bruges. The paper was
founded by her husband, who was an eminent
geographer, and is one of the most important
dailies m the kingdom. Another Belgian jour
nalist will in a few weeks eetpbrate Ids jubilee.
This is M. Ketfs. the musical critic, who has
been on the Independence Beige staff since
IHB7.
Dr. Chari.es K. Garrette. author of the
poem entitled the “Fire Fiend," long credited to
Poe because of a lilerai-y hoax, was a graduate
of the University of Pennsylvania, and he died
ut Washington, I). 0., in October, p*q. It is re
markable that many intelligent people should
yet accent the "Fire Fiend" as one of Pop's
poems, when the late Dr. Gardette, its author,
published ft in a volume entitled “The Fire Fiend
and Other Poems," more than twenty years ago.
There are some interesting names found in the
list of the Fiftieth Congress. Curious baptismal
names abound. Among them are Jehu, Hilary,
Adonlram, Iwuite, (Tiembunco, Beriah and
Weltj . In surnames the triules are well repre
sented. Then* is a Baker, a Fisher, a Weaver, a
e.Kipor. a Mason, a Ulover, a Hunter, a Miller, a
Brewer, a Granger, a Turner, a Tavlor ami a
Sawyer. For the first time in years there is no
Itobinaon in Congress The colors represented
are White, (h ey and Brown. There in only one
Hogg among the iwmbti i,
Hcandai, seems to be Ihe order of the dnv at
the Austrian court, Archdukes and Arch
duchesses have beou in tiffs anil worse -in
numerable, and now there Is trouble In-tween
Hie Crown Prince Rudolph and pretty little
Crown Princes* KWnbouio Indeed, they have
lieen on the verge or actual ami final separation
Hut the Emperor lias personally Interposed as n
iieaee'iiuker, ami Instead of leaving the naughty
Rudolph for good, Stephanie will only deprive
lii;n of her presence for a few weeks, while nlm
goes home to Belgium to pout and Is* consoled
by papa and mamma. Then If lie is real good
I"’'mu come on to Brussels tn June, and tiiey
will go to England together to see the fireworks
at Uui jubilee.
MONUMENTAL CHEEK.
An “American Sovereign” Interviews
Prince Leopold or! Real Estate.
From the Chicago Tribune.
A tall, thin, intellectual looking man of severe
aspect addressed one of the attendants of Prince
Leopold as that distinguished foreigner and
party arrived at Lincoln, Neb., last Wednesday
on their way eastward.
“Is Prince Leopold in this car?" he inquired.
The attendant replied that he was.
“.Vs a citizen of America who has always ad
mired the Prince,” said the tall man, "it would
aifurd me sincere pleasure to be introduced to
him and to pay him the respectful homage that
an American sovereign may, without loss of dig
nity, accord to a representative of the mightiest
military power on the continent of Europe."
The attendant assured the American sovereign
that the Prince was traveling incog, aud did not
wish to hold public levees in the privacy of his
own car, but he would see his .highness and ask
if a stranger who appeared so sincere and re
spectful could not l>e accorded r.t least the pleas
ure of an introduction to the Prince. He went
in and returned in a few moments to say that
Prince Leopold would make an exception in his
case. The tall and stately American admirer
of European royalty followed the attendant into
the ear and was introduced to the grand-nephew
of Emperor Wilhelm.
"1 consider this the most fortunate moment
of my life, your highness." said he. “I have
long wished for an opportunity to meet a mem
ber of the royal family of Germany, for
whom I entertain the most profound re
spect, and I assure your highness that
the sentiments I express are held by mil
lions of niy countrymen who have watched
the career of your august relative, the Emperor.
My name is R. Phelps Hoskinson and my resi
dence Kansas City. Knowing the unscrupulous
nature of the persons who deal in real estate in
the city of Lincoln, 1 trust I may take the liberty
of putting your highness on your guard against
them. They would cheat an innocent stranger
out of his eye-teeth. There is not a town lot in
this dead old town that is worth the paper it
would cost to put a mortgage on it. I have
come all the way from Kansas City with no
other motive than to assure your highness that
if you wish to invest in a live town I have a
number of comer lots in the most eligible places
in Kans ”
In less than five seconds Mr. R. Phelps Hos
kinson, real estate dealer of Kansas Citv, was
flying wildly out at the front door of the car
and capering convulsively down the steps to
the tumultuous propulsion of two athletic Ger
mans.
A WAVE OF SOAP SUDS.
Strange Scenes on a Mysterious Lake
in the Nevada Mountains.
From the Virginia City Enterprise.
Mono Lake is full of soda, borax and other
minerals in solution. The waters of both Owens
and Mono lakes is a natural detergent. The
dirtiest and greasiest of clothing is made clean
in half a minute by simply rinsing the article in
the lake. It lathers naturally when agitated.
When there is a high wind a wall of suds three
or four feet in height is seen along that shore
upon which the waves beat. This quivering
wall—in which are seen all the colors
of the rainbow and as many beau
ties as are shown by the kaleido
scope—would grow to a height of ten or twelve
feet before toppling over, but that when it at
tains a certain height the winds catches it up
and w-afts great balls of it far inland. Some of
these floating balloons of lather are as big as a
flour barrel. As the prevailing winds are from
the west, al. vegetation on the western shore of
the lakes is killed for a distance of many rods.
When there are unusually high winds the bails
of suds are blown so far inland as to reach
clumps of willows and other bushes, the leaves
of which are then seen to lie scorched as though
by fire. The water, just as it comes from the
lakes, would make tin excellent shampoo for the
use of barbers; and the solid matter resulting
from evaporation would make a fine washing
powder for laundry use.
Story of the Woolly Horse.
Washington Cor. Philadelphia Record.
The allusion in this month’s installment of
Hay and Nicolay’s “Life of Lincoln" to the
nickname “Woolly Horse" applied to Gen. Fre
mont in the campaign of 1856 recalled to my
mind a story told me by an old Washingtonian
about the origin of the strange soubrequet. It
seems that after Fremont had first announced
to the world his discoveries in the great West a
Philadelphia showman of a tricky and specula
tive turn undertook to exploint Lieut. Fremont’s
discoveries and at the same time make a little
money for himself. So he came down to Wash
ington, Congress lieing then in session, and,
hiring a shop on theavenue, proceeded to adver
tise and exhibit "Lieut. Fremont's woolly horse,
captured by the gallant explorer in the very
heart of the Rocky Mountains, at the risk of his
life.” Of course, it was only an ordinary
every-day horse, with patches of wool
stuck on. But it took, and the showman
began to make money on it. One fine
day Senator Benton, Fremont’s father-in
law, heard of the humbug, and started out vow
ing to drive it out of town before evening. Tak
ing a brother Senator with him he marched at
once on the enemy's shop. The showman, .who
was standing outside the door, and who knew
him perfectly well, had the impudence to go
right on w ith his lecture. He even went so far
as to say to the crowd, “Here is Lieut. Fre
mont's father-in-law—Senator Benton. Won’t
you walk in Senator, and take your friend with
you. It won't cost you a cent." "Come inside,”
said Benton, sternly, handing him $1 and strid
ing in with Ms friend; “w here Is this animal? "
"Here he is," said the showman, beginning at
the beginning of his lecture again. “Stop:"
said Benton in the tone that had often made the
Senate chamber ring; "if you don’t take that
fraud out of this town before dark I'll make you
w ish you had never been born.” The impudence
of the man was frightened out of him by Ben
ton’s severity and earnestness. “I'll go," he
said, and went that evening. But it was only to
exhibit the “woolly horse” elsewhere, and to
give Fremont a nickname which his enemies
thought particidarly appropriate.
Bright Men Who Will Lose Their Jobs.
From the Chicago Mail.
John X. Abbott, who only a few weeks ago
was taken from a lucrative position on one of
the branch lines and given a eommissionership
of one of the pools by the Western roads, will,
of course, tie out of a job on April 3. So will all
the other pool commissioners, including Midg
ley. who gets 812.000; Blanchard, who gets
$18,000: Kink, who gets $25 000: Richardson,
who gets $7,500, and scores of others scattered
all over the country. Abbott, when he gave up
his place, demanded a five-year contract with
the roads making up his pool, at $lO,OOO a year,
and they gave it to him. Most of the other
high-priced commissioners also have contracts.
Now. what will the roads do with all these high
priced men? Will they let some of their own
officers, who have no contracts, goto make room
for these commissioners, who will have to he
paid whether they have anything to do or not?
Then there are probably 50,000 railroad clerks
working in the offices of the different pools over
the country who will all be set adrift. Railroad
employes have had a pretty easy lime of it for
years, no matter whether the roads paid divi
dends or not, but it ivailv looks as if some
thousands of these railroad clerks would be
walking this summer.
The Boston Girl’s Idea of Heaven.
From the Boston Herald.
Korfie people have the queerest Ideas of heaven
but after Miss Phelps’ peculiar views of the un
knowable nothing extravagant astonishes the
agnostic or the full fledged lieliever. The most
realistic vision of the future state to which we
are alljemling was revealed tome last Saturday
night while en route to the symphony concert.
Two rat her pretty girls were snuggled into a
corner of the car that 1 happened to take, anil
as the only vacant strap dangled above
their heads I had to hold on to
it and overhear a conversation not intended for
a third person. However, I shan't give the girls
any uneasiness by repeating what was not in
tended for publication, but one remark made by
the prettier of the two struck me with particu
lar force, it was so deliciously frivolous. “Well,
to-morrow's Sunday," observed No. iin a tone
of regret. “Yes," assented No. 2, “shall you go
to church?” “No-o," hesitating. "I think
has such horrid ideas about heaven. Now, I
like to think you have everything you want in
heaven. To my mind it ought to be a place of
unlimited long kid gloves.”
The Cock That Crows at Dawn.
I’ve heard the clang of dinner-gongs, the en
gine's whistle shrill.
The proving notes that echo from the Asher’s
fearful horn,
The prlma donna's soulful shrieks, the lrngplne's
nasal trill,
But nothing ilkn the racket of the cock that
crows at dawn.
Hi* voice, of comae. I* always hoarse, his notes
are seldom true,
But yet they reach me from afar, and stun my
sleepy ears;
My rest Is gone, oppressed, forlorn; my head
aches through and through.
What would I give if I could slay the race of
chanticleers!
Yet reckless of his rueful course, in egotistic
vein
The breaker of my sweet repose goes crowing
on and on,
While stars grow dim and sunbeams tell that
day has com* again,
The village hi ars the clamor of the cock that
crows at dawn- Uvrcs Boon.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
There is a politician in St. Ixjuis named Rain
water. and another in Denver named Drink
water. but neither of them believes in prohibi
tion in theory or practice.
“The “finds" of the remains of lake dwellers
in lake Constance, Switzerland, are reported to
have been very good this year owing to the un
usual low less of the waters of the lake.
Personal item from the Estelline (Dak.) Bell:
Frank R, Harrison, son of our respected towns
man, William H. Harrison, left on last evening's
train for Sioux Falls. His many young friends
await his return after he serves his fifteen-year
term in the penitentiary at that place.
It is said that the greatest speed of toboggans
on the Albany, N. Y., chute was ninety-three
miles an hour. The timing calculations were
carefully made and repeated again and again
by a civil engineer. II the}' are not fallacious
the toboggan is the fastest of vehicles and out
strips even the iceboat.
Joan STAnuER.of Kiehville. Mich., is cuririously
afflicted with a liability to entirely lose his
memory. More Ilian once he has passed whole
nights within the hailing distance of his own
house, fearing to move, as he was totally unable
to recall the direction to go, or even how his
own home looked or was situated with regard to
the surrounding country.
The cashier of a Chinese bank tried to leave
with the funds for Japan or some place, on the
American plan, the other day, but it is not be
lieved that the custom will become popular.
The government walled up the cashier in a cell
to starve to death, and chopped the heads off
all his family. And next fall they are going to
decapitate everybody in the empire bearing his
name.
Cocoanit growers say that each tree in a
grove produces one nut a day, or 365 in one year.
Owing to the great height of the trees it is im
possible to pick the nuts, and they are allowed
to hang till they fall. The natives gather them
up ami carry them to the husking machines,
where the nuts are stripped of the thick outside
shells. A nut is most delicious Just after it has
dropped from the tree.
One of the Scotch papers has recently con
tained several letters on the subject of the
birthplace of Pontius Pilate, one writer actually
maintaining that he was born at Garth Castla,
in Perthshire: a legend which it was attempted
to support by the statement that his father was
Roman Governor of Perthshire; but this is
manifestly nonsense, as the Romans did not in
vade Caledonia till nearly fifty years after the
Crucifixion.
Gen. Botti-anger has just instituted what the
French papers describe as an excellent measure
in the way of cavalry drill. In the middle of
the night the bugle sounds in barracks, and all
of the men have to turn out, saddle their horses
and be ready to take the field. They lea ve their
quarters for some fixed destination," the squad
rons are then separated into groups, each com
manded by a subaltern officer, and ordered to
any point in the capital at his discretion, re
turning to barracks at a given hour.
Proposals have been made to the governments
of Denmark and Sweden for constructing a sub
marine tunnel for a railway under the Sound
between Copenhagen and Malmo. The tunnel,
as planned, would have a total length of be
tween seven and eight miles. The ground to l>e
worked is represented as closely resembling
that in the channel between England aud
France, and is said to offer no difficulty to the
execution of the work. Che total cost of con
struction. it is estimated, will not exceed
§5,000,000.
Dave Reed, the minstrel, says that in old
times the company had a stone slab on which
they burnt the cork the usual way, then they
would mix the cork with lard into a thick paste,
then they would redden the lips and whiten the
eyes, after wMch they would apply the cork.
Washing up was the work and was accomplished
in the following manner: First, an application
of lard, then they would take an old table knife
and scrape off all they could, then more lard and
a vigorous rubbing with a rag. Altogether the
lard and rag were a necessity for three straight
heats, with a finishing of soap and water. All
this required just one hour of hard labor.
In the old town of H., in Vermont, about the
beginning of this century, lived a man named
C„ to whom the unique idea had occurred of
following the order of the alphabet in naming
his children. In accordance with this plan No.
1, a bo.v, was named Ashley Brigham C. The
brief existence of No. 2 was shown by her name.
Deathborn Epithenia. Then followed Foster
Gilman, Hilarity Juno, Kathirn Lelona, Melina
Nolilla, Obadiah Polander, Rosena,
Serviah Trusty, and when this point Was reached
the old gentleman died, leaving a girl without a
name, and his widow- finished the list by skip
ping the intervening letters and calling the un
named baby &.
A New York paper, hard pressed, has the fol
lowing as a special from Washington: “Once,
at a White House public reception, when the
crowd was immense, Sir Edward and Lord
< ieorge Montague, the last a son of the Duke of
Manchester, tried to make their way into the
Blue Room along with the general crowd. The
policeman on duty waved them back. "Do you
know, sir,’’ said Sir Edward, in his most im
portant manner, "that I am Sir Edward Thorn
ton?’’ "And I." said Lord George, who was a
meek, inoffensive little fetlow, "I am Lord
George Montague.” “Go ’way," responded the
policeman; “don't tell me two such tittle grass
hoppers as you are Sir Edward Thornton and
Lord George Montague.”
A cobrespondkxt writes: The more we saw
of Cuban women the more unqualifiedly we ac
knowledge their wonderful beauty. We hardly
saw a homely woman in Havana, and we saw
some beautiful beyond description. There is a
sameness about the beauty that might in the
collective grow a little monotonous, but an indi
vidual instance is incomparable. Even if the
face is not otherwise fine the lustrous eyes can
light up and glorify it. and the eyes of the Cuban
women are like stars of the summer night and
the velvety black masses of hair bound about
their heads and thrust through until a golden
bodkin, after custom immemorial in old Spain
truly woman's crown of glorv The sensuous
perfection of their forms in soft and graceful
outlines, the witchery of the dark eyes and al
luring lips full and rich, the sly grace of the fan
or cigarette, the dainty, arched feet, with gold
embroidered black stockings, and that most
beautiful of all ornaments for the head, the
mantilla, have often been celebrated in song and
story and poetry, but they never received any
more praise or admiration than they deserved.
The following Is the description of a dincing
lesson on the stage of the Paris opera: All the
ladies are dressed in cotton or flannel, which
leaves their arms and shoulders bare, with a
garment down to their knees, and boots like the
cothurnus. The wealthy among them have
costly fur coats; the poor hava thin, shabby
Shawls or waterproofs to Wrap“hemselv<-s In
after the performance is over. On the stage
two dim lights are burning; several gentlemen
stand about, one of them emrvinga baton. The
orchestra consists of two violins. The maitre de
ballet, beating the floor with his baton,
calls out, “Now, then, ladies, silence, if
you please! We begin again. The second
tableau. Am! assuming the attitudi which his
pupils are to assume, he shouts, “Attention!
l'he prison scene and the prisoner s stop y t) u
are chained - you—you, socre bleu! look toward
the sky! toward the sky, I tell you. Cross vour
hands and put one foot forward. Unfasten
your hands. Quickly! put, your foot back.”
Not unfrequently the baton is used for other
purposes than merely to beat, time, and the
lesson goes on amid scolding and cursing All
the dancers take part in it, from the very young
the poor, and the innocent, who try to embellish
themselves with a bunch of violets or a piece of
bright ribbon and a pair of brass earrings, to
the grand ladies sparkling with diamonds, from
behind the dim scenes, like Indian idols in the
depths of the pagodas of Juggernaut.
Jay Gould's project of establishing a railroad
town in the West reminds the Philadelphia Rec
ord of the story of the summary mauner in
which he wrought vengeance upon a community
tb.-u bail incurred his displeasure. When the
great, strike was on one year ago on the Missouri
Pacific and other Western lines controlled by
Jay Gould, the town of Sedulia, Mo., was a
thriving place. It was what is commonly kuown
as ti railroad town. Car shops were located
there, and Redalia Imre about the same relation
to the Gould railroads in Missouri that Altoona
hears to the Pennsylvania railroad in Pennsyl
vania. During the strike the storekeepers and
traders of the town supported the railroad em
ployes and called mass meetings in their
aid. Travelers who now pass the
place are told that Jay Gould thought,
the Kedalia people had gone further than the
occasion demanded He hecaine incensed at
their activity, and it is reported that when the
Story of their doings was laid before him be ex
claimed: “Within a.year I will turn that town
Into a churchyard.” The strike ended in a fail
lire. Jay Gould ordered the removal of the cur
shops and all of his railroad property. Within
u mouth the town of Sedalia liognn to show
signs of decay. As the trains roll by and pas
sengers nolo the absence of lire, train men tell
them that the place Is Jay Gould's churchyard.
The revenge of the great millionaire is complete.
What assurance is offered tluit the people who
settled in Mr. Gould’s new town will not meet
w ith similar treatment if they shall dare to
cross the lutes of that autocrat?
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