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INDEX TO Ni:W ADVKIITISKMKNTS.
Meetings— Pulaski Council Xo. 153. R. A.:
Myrtle Lodge Xo. 6, K. P.; Landrum Lodge Xo.
48, F. and A. M.
Special Notices— As to Parochial Duties of
Christ Church Parish; Limited Partnership, A.
Einstein's Sons; To Jurors City Court; Grand
6unday Excursion per Steamer Pope Catlln;
Apples, Oranges, etc.. J. S. Collins & Cos.
Official— Proposals Wanted for Plumbers’
Work.
■Water Coolers. Etc.— Clarke & Daniels.
Cash System and Cheap Music —L. & B. S.
M. H.
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted; Situation Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Lost, Miscellaneous.
Auction Sales— Furniture, Dry Goods, etc.,
by 9. McLaughlin & Son.
Amusements— Base Ball To-day; Excursion to
Warsaw by the Y. W. C. T. L T .
Schedule— Ocean Steamship Cos.
if Legal Notice —Demands Against and Claims
■I Favor of Win. Harris' Estate.
■The Morning Newa for the Summer.
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■lickest routed
HAftcr all, Mr. Blaine has decided that he
■I visit Europe early next month. He is
■hi to be much alarmed about his health
to believe that nothing but a sea voyage
■HI benefit him. Perhaps Mr. Blaine is
Kng to take a sea voyage merely as a pre
■ratory step to a trip up Salt river next
attention of the Philadelphia Press
to the color line as it is drawn in
Forty members of the
Social Club (colored) went to Beth
■pem, Pa, the other night to attend a
and were refused accommodations
hotel. Will the Press howl just a
B man in Providence, R. 1., is issuing
Bjbusands of fae-similes of the Vicksburg
paper which was issued by Gea.
soldiers after the capture of the city,
sell rapidly at a good price. The fur
Hfr off from the war we get the more prof-
Bpblc becomes the business of manufactur
■jt relics of it.
WeSS Sam Jones, the evangelist, is to be bc
ptoved, Rome, the beautiful Mountain City
Georgia, is uncomfortably
Bill. He said, the other day; “Old Rome
BKf run on now until she is within a half
■Be of hell.” The Romans should pack up
JpP come to Savannah, where the sea breezes
fee)) the weather delightfully cool.
Another marriage insurance association
has failed. The Equitable Marriage Asso
ciation, of Reading, Pa., has collapsed, and
there is much grief in Pennsylvania in con
sequence. The Secretary and Treasurer
have fled, and the policy holders cry aloud
in vain for the return of their money. The
only marriage association that deserves con
fidence is one composed of not more than
two people.
June 2is the anniversary of President
Cleveland’s marriage. A Washington man,
who is quoted as an authority on the sub
ject of matrimony, says: “It is not often
that a man pleases himself in marrying and
pleases 00,0(K),0(X) jjeople at the same time,
as the President ol this great nation of free
men bus done.” The President and his wife
ought to be very happy, if the good wishes
of the people uro worth anything.
A London dispatch says that while the
Archdeacon of Winchester was showing some
ladies over the grand old cathedral, the
other day, ho crawled into one of the pqies
of tho organ in ordor to demonstrate its
size. lie stuck fast, and if some workmon
had not come to the rescue, lie would have
been compelled to stay in the pipe all night.
B"fore trying to crawl in again it is pre
sumed that he will grease himself.
It is announced that the strike of tiie em
ployes of the Pennsylvania (Salt Works at
Natrona has had a <lnmagir.g effect on the
Methodist H-undoy school of that place. The
preacher in charge is a non-union man, and
rather than allow their children to rooeive
spiritual food from him, the strikors have
deckled not to send them to Sunday school.
This is the tirst instance of a boycott’s being
directed against a Sunday school.
At a meeting of the Young Men's Demo
cratic Club, of New York, tho other night,
Mr. Richard M. Henry rend a papvr entitled
“Who Shall Havo the Offices?" “Political
parties,” said Mr. Henry, “are necessary,
and cannot exist without politicians. A
politician, when he is death becomes a states
man. Ho Is a caterpillar while ho lives, a
butterfly when he dies. Politicians are the
men who vote often—once at each election;
who join a political organization; who at
tend the primary; who spare a few evening
hours during the year to public uffairs, and
who contribute regularly a small sum
toward tho necessary expenses of politics."
Mr. Henry doclnred that be did not believe
in a non-partisan government: the offices,
national, State and city, should ho filled
from tho dominant party. The paper was
not discussed, but the fact that it was loudly
applauded seems to indicate that the mem
bers of tho club ure not in l'avyr of civil ser
*c > juiurui.
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Mr. Lamar's Allotment Scheme.
When Mr. La::mr was made Secretary of
the Interior it was said by many that his
appointment was a mistake. It was con
re led that he possessed great ability, but his
fitness for the kind qf work required of the
head of the Interior Department was ques
tioned. He is making, however. a very suc
cessful Secretary. The qualities ho is dis
playing are those not only of an executive
o/lieer but also of a statesman.
The Indian question has been for a long
time one of the most troublesome with
which the government has to deal. The
Indians are not satisfied with the reservation
system, and it has been alwut impossible to
get honest Indian Agents. The cost of
maintaining the system and the Indian Bu
reau is between $6,000,000 and $7,000,000 a
year. When Mr. Lamar became Secretary
of the Interior he took hold of the Indian
problem at ouce, with a firm determination
to solve it. The result of his efforts was the
enactment of the allotment law by the last
Congress. Mr. Lamar is now preparing to
put this law into ojieration. The effect of it
will be to wipe out of existence the rotten
Indian Bureau, save to the government the
millions now paid out annually for the sup
port of the Indians, and place the Indians on
a footing with the citizens of the country.
In all there are now about 360,000
Indians who are the wards of the nation.
The allotment law applies to 350,000 of
them, and it will make all of them not only
comfortable but rich. Those to which it
docs not apply aro the Cherokees and nine
other tribes which occupy a part of the
Indian Territory, and the Senecas in the
State of New York. It gives to every head
of an Indian family 160 acres of land; to
every unmarried person over 18 years of
age and to every orphan eighty acres, and to
every “single” person, under IR.liom liefore
the allotment is made, forty acres. These
lands cannot be disposed of for the term of
35 years.
The Indians now' have 135,000,000 acres of
land. The allotments will take but a small
portion of it. The balance is to be sold to
actual settlers for homestead purposes, and
the proceeds are to lie invested for the liene
fit of the Indians. The Indians have now,
in invested funds and unsold lands in the
market, about $18,000,000. The have also
annuity's and personal property in horses,
sheep and cattle to the amount of many
millions more. The Secretary estimates
that, valuing their lands at $1 per acre,
they have in protjerty of all kinds fully
$175,000,000. This is a very handsome sum,
and places them far out of the reach of
want.
There is no doubt that they will be much
better off under the new system. They
will cease to be a burden to the nation, and
will have a strong inducement to turn their
attention to civilized pursuits. The progress
which the Cherokees and Creeks are making
is proof that they can and will improve
their condition if given the right Sort of a
start and proper encouragement.
Of course Secretary Lamar’s scheme is an
experiment, but there is every reason to
think that it will prove to be a successful
one. If it is successful it will greatly in
crease his reputation as a statesman.
Lord Lansdowne.
A few facts respecting the family of Lord
Lansdowne may not bo uninteresting. Edi
tor O’Brien is saying some hard things
about him and invites him to deny them.
Ho refuses to accept the invitation, which,
by many, will be accepted as an admission
on his part that they are true.
The founder of the house of Lansdowne
was William Petty. He was the son of a
clothier at Ramsey, in Hampshire, England,
who was in very humble circumstances.
He was bom in 1623, and appeal's to have
hail a pretty hard time of it during his
youth. He apprenticed himself to a sea cap
tain, and, not liking a seafaring life, did
something in the way of peddling. At one
time he was a student of medicine in Paris
and assisted at dissections. It is related of
him that he was so poor that many a time
he was without the moans to purchase a
dinner. Ho was a shrewd man, how
ever, and getting into trade finally
succeeded in accumulating a large fortune.
His eldest son succeeded to his estate and was
created Baron Shelburne. Tho estate in
creased with each generation, and the pres
ent Lord Lansdowne is a very rich man. It
seems that none of the faraily were noted
for their charity. They believed in getting
1 they could and holding on to all they got.
Editor O’Brien may not succeed in making
'Lord Lansdowne deal more justly with his
tenants —that is not his purpose—but he may
succeed in making it so uncomfortable for
him in Canada that he will not find it pleas
ant to stay there.
The Florida Senator.
The choice of Hon. Samuel Pasco for
Senator by the Florida Legislature gives
very general satisfaction in that State. An
outline of his career was published in our
dispatches yesterday. He is 53 years of age,
and has been a resident of Florida for about
twenty-nine years. He is an Englishman
and succeeds an Irishman, but he is an
American in sentiment and aims, ns waa
Mr. Jones, his predecessor. He knows
Florida thoroughly, and is devoted to her
welfare. No interest of the State will suffer
in his hands, and if his record indicates any
thing it is that he will not consent to Flor
ida's being neglected at Washington.
The Senatorial contest was a long one and
seriously obstructed the business of the
Legislature Doubtless there is general re
joicing throughout the State that it is out
of tho way. The result of it was a surprise
to many, and perhaps there were few of tho
members of the Legislature who had any
idea what its outcome would be until
there was an interchange of opinions
after tho withdrawal of Messrs. Blox
ham and Perry. Mr. Pasco’s honorable
coutto in withdrawing from tho con
test when it was thought that his with
drawal would help to break tho deadlock
undoubtedly had mu ii to do with creating
tho kindly feeling toward him which made
his election possible when the opportunity
presented itself.
Mr. Andrew Carnegie, who is now on the
Isle of Wight with his wife, is to be highly
honored when he visits Edinburgh. The
corporation will present him with the free
dom of the city, and he will be requested to
lat the foundation stone of the public
library which his magnificent gift was
mainly instrumental in providing for the
Hootch capital. Mr. Carnegie deserves all
the honors that may bo offered him, both in
Scotland and in this, his adopted country.
Gen. Viscount Toni, the Japanese Minis
ter of Agriculture, arrived in Washington
on Sunday. He called at tho White House,
and wus much disappointed because he failed
to soo Mrs. Cleveland. He gallantly said
tliat his purpose in (aiming to the United
States was to seo the President’s beautiful
wile. It is u pity that he was uot gratified.
THE MORNING NEWS: FRIDAY, MAY 2P-, iso'.
Tho Jacob Sharp Trial.
Tho work of getting a jury in tho
Jacob Shari) case in New York lias
begun. It will he a long and tedious work.
There are very few, if any, of the intelli
gent men who arc liable to be summoned as
jurors in this case who have not expressed,
an opinion as to the guilt or innocence of
the defendant.
Only a few months ago a legislative com
mittee made a lengthy inquiry into tho
Broadway surface railway franchise busi
ness, and all tho testimony of impostar.ee
was published. There was some pretty
strong testimony against Mr. Sharp. All of
the New York newspapers were against him
then, and they are against him now. They
have succeeded in working up a feeling that
is very hostile to him. It will be extremely
difficult to get a jury that is not prejudiced
against him.
The trial is looked upon as the most im
portant since that of Tweed. Sharp has not
been an officeholder, but. it is alleged, he
was as extensive a buyer of legislators and
aldermen as Tweed was. Ho h.os used his
hoodie so freely that he has become notori
ous for the use of it.
The people are deeply interested in hav
ing Sharp convicted if he is guilty. To per
mit a criminal like he is alleged to be to go
unpunished would be equal to offering a
premium foi the commission of the kind
of crimes with which he is charged. Many
of the men who get into prominent places in
New York now are so corrupt that thinking
people there are beginning to wonder what
is to be the outcome of the corrupt condition
of tho city’s municipal affairs. If men like
Sharp are not punished the timo will soon
come when it will be difficult to find an
honest man in tho city government.
Sharp is making a hard fight for liberty.
His money procures him the best lawyers,
and detectives doubtless furnish his at
torneys with full information respecting the
men summoned as jurors. Tho selection of
a jury has almost reached the position of a
science. The time may not be distant when
there will bo experts who will make the
selection of jurors their sole business. In
criminal cases tho choosing of the jury 's
regarded by many as the most difficult and
delicate of all the duties a lawyer has to per
form. ( Mr. Sharp’s lawyers will doubtless
do their best to get a jury that will not con
vict even if the testimony shows that their
client is guilty.
“Extra Billy” Smith.
Ex-Gov. William Smith, of Virginia,
whose death was announced in our dis
patches yesterday, was in several respects a
very remarkable man. He was bom in
King George county, Va., in 1797, and,
until within a few months before his death,
was in the enjoyment of excellent health.
He was Governor of Virginia more than
forty years ago, and was elected to the same
office in 1863. He occupied that position at
the close ot the war. He was Colonel of the
Forty-ninth Virginia, and to his popularity
as a gallant soldier he owed his second
election.
He was neither a student nor n statesman,
but as a skillful politician he had few equals
and no superiors. He was twice an unsuc
cessful candidate for the United States Sen
ato, being beaten once by R. M. T. Hunter
and once by James M. Mason. At one time
he thought California offered him a better
opportunity for securing political prefer
ment than Virginia, and he tool; up his resi
dence in that State. He did not sucqeed as
well there as he expected, bit^vcr*. 1 {uid re
turned to his home in Fauqijitin 1 txxmty to
repeat his old-time political successes. Asa
member of the Virginia Legislature and as
a member of Congress he made his influei ce
felt. Being a man of great force of charac
ter it was impossible to keep him on a back
seat.
-He was widely known as “Extra Billy”
Smith. He got this title from a claim
against the Past Office Department for ex
tra compensation for carrying the mails.
This claim he prosecuted with great per
sistence and vigor. The route over which
ho carried the mails extended from Wash
ington to Milledgeville, Ga. Many anec
dotes aro told of him, some of which are
well worth repeating.
'J'he sale of a collection of autographs
which belonged to the late Lewis J. Cist, of
New York, has been in progress in that city
for several days past. As an evidence of
the popularity of tho persons whose auto
graphs have b(s'n sold, tho following will lie
interesting: A historical military letter
written by Na]>oleon Bonaparto to his
brother-in-law, Marshal Murat, brought
s3l. while a letter written by Napoleon 111.
while in prison at Ham brought sls. Other
autographs of the Bonaparte family brought
prices ranging from sl3 to 15c. Nathaniel
Hawthorne’s autograph brought sl6, while
that of John B. Gough was knocked down
for sl. Other autographs sold as follows:
James Fennimore Cooper, $8 50; Washing
ton Irving, $9; George Bancroft, $2 25;
Heury W. Longfellow, $5 50; Charles F.
Brown (“Artemus Ward”), $11; Samuel L.
Clemens, $1 13 1-3; Ralph Waldo Emerson,
ss. The autograph of George William Cur
tis, chief of the Mugwumps, brought 25c,
It seems that evictions are uot confined to
Ireland. Since April Ift tho miners em
ployed by J. S. Wentz & Cos. ut their mines
near Hazleton, Pa., have lieen on strike,
Wentz & Cos. refused all offers of arbitra
tion, and on last Saturday commenced tho
forcible eviction of the strikers under cir
cumstances of peculiar hnrdship and oppres
sion. Helpless women and children were
forced to leave their houses, and were com
jwiled to spend nights on the hillsides in the
open air. It is alleged that Wentz & Cos.
arranged so ns to prevent the strikers from
receiving assistance from the villagers.
Much indignation is felt in Pennsylvania on
account of the cruel evictions.
A few days ngo the Birmingham Press
Club sent an invitation to Murut Halstead,
of the Cincinnati Commercial Ga-.rflr, to
attend the meeting of tho Alabama Press
Association in the Magic City on May 25.
Halstead replied declining the invitation,
and at the same time expressed his gratifi
cation that the “Southern people are think
ing about something besides the old provin
cial platitudes of conceited interpretation,
which was perversion of the consti
tution of tho United States." He
failed to send an explanatory chart of his
letter, and now the Birmingham Frees Club
is wondering what in tho world lie meant.
Prominent members of the Knighta of
Labor order in New York say that General
Master Workman means to huve
bis way or destroy the order. They claim
til at ho has made a bargain with Cardinal
Gibbons to bend the Knights to the wishes
of tiie Catholic church, and that he will sus
pend nl! those who refuse to accept the bar
gain. There iuu so many things said nlwut
Powderly that it is difficult to tell which of
them arc true.
CURRENT COMMENT.
Wo Hoar No Shriok.
Vtom the Kew York World ( Den.)
The hotels RtHt. Paul. Minn., and Bethlehem,
Pa., have refused accommodations to colored
people of unexceptional!!'- character. And yet
•xo hear no shriek from Father Hoar. Can the
unusual silence be uue to tin- fact that Minne
sota and Pennsylvania are Republican States)
A Suggestion to Congress,
From the Washington Post (Denv.)
A Brooklyn paper holds that "the law ought
to fix a limit to the at ,iount of property that
any man may acquire. " A good idea, That
will give tile rest or us a chance. Lot Congress
pass a law that every man who is at once
frugal, industrious and smart, shall have one
baud permanently tied behind him.
Immigrants and Immigrants.
Prom the Philadelphia Times (hid.)
The immigrant who comes with money to in
vest In a home and who settles down to agricul
ture or any of the mechanical arts, aids to ihe
wealth of the country, and also adds to its law
abiding citizens- but the cheap iaiiorer who is
ready to take the place of striking or dissatisfied
labor, speedily learns to interpret the freedom
of our free land as license to take anybody's
property at will, and knock down and drag out
any owner who protests against it, That class
of immigrants, as a rule, imitate the Indian in
readily acquiring the vices of our civilization,
with an ever-growing repugnance to its virtues.
Tho Luscious Watermelon.
From the New York Tribune ( Rep.)
The colored people of Georgia may well put a
cheerful courage on. There is a rosy future
Just ahead of them. Thct amilla Clarion reports
that the watermelon vines arc blooming, and
that "the stand is rather better than usual.”
The editor of the Clarion would seem to be
partial to watermelon himself. For he con
cludes au account of the present appearance of
the I'icious fruit with the significant remark
that "the Clarion's latch-string will be hanging
out for the first fine melon of the season in a
very few weeks.” It is to lie hoped that as soon
as may be consistent with the full ripening of
the melon the latch string may be rewarded.
BRIGHT BITS.
“I say. my man, arc those grapes fresh?”
"Oh yah, schust picked."
"Well, now, how about the chickens?"
"Dent is schust picked, too ."—Harper's Bazar.
Mr. Przybylowicz is a prominent politician
in Leavenworth, Kan. If he were to take the
kinks out of his name by running it through a
clothes-wringer. he would be a more pronounced
success. —Norristown Herald.
“So your father was in the war?” said he.
“Yes, he was killed at the battle of Bull Run,”
she replied.
"Where—or—was he shot?”
"He wasn’t shot at all. He broke his neck
running down the hill. War is an awful cruel
thing, don’t you think sot"—New York Mail.
An Irishman, writing to his wife, who w-as still
in “mild Ireland,” began h;s letter bv making
the following surprising statement: "It ,a foine
counthry. Budget, an no mistake. I've this duy
put phwat they cell an inshoorance on me loife,
an’if I’d fall down a ladder wid me hod an’
break me neck to-ntorrv. liegorra an’ I’d get $25
a wake os long as I’m (lead. It's a foine couu
thry; that's phwat it is ."—Detroit Free Press.
When President Hayes occupied the White
House Mrs. Hayes saw ii little girl gazing about
in the East Room one morning, and went up to
her with outstretched hands, saying: "What is
your name, little girl?" "Dora, was the reply.
"Well, Dora,” said Mrs. Hayes, "I am very glad
to see you.” “You'd lie gladder,” said the child,
"if you knew I was from Ohio.” Mrs. Haves
enjoyed the joke as much as any one.— Boston
Budget.
"How's cotton now, boss?” called a Mont
gomery negro, from his wagon to a broker on
the curbstone.
“Very steady, Joshua—very steady.”
“Hu I Don't she go up or down?"
"No. It's a ,-ery st'-ady market.”
‘ ‘Hu! When 1 sold dat ole mule an’ bought
cotton fuchers, de staple bobbed up one day an'
bobbed down de next, an" at last I was bobbed
out of de last shillin' 1 lmd. Mighty eurus dat
as soon as I was dun cleaned out all de bobbin’
stopped short off.”— Wall Street News.
An effort will be made to secure the passage
by the Legislature of a hill restoring the whip
ping post for tli" punishment of wife heaters.
Up in B a good many years ago anew family
moved into a house on ah isolated road. They
bad had the benefit of city culture, and some of
their ways seemed peculiar to their new neigh
bors. One dav "Aunt Eunice,” a good old soul
whose life had been spent in single blessedness,
went to call on the newcomers, but did not
stop. As fast as her feet could carry her she
hastened to the house of the town squire.
“Squire Sim, there's awful carrying on at 's.
You must go right down.”
"What's the matter, Aunt Eunice?”
“I dunno, Squire, but I see him throw a kettle
at his wife, and I come right after you.”
"Lord a massy. Eunice, they all do that, they
all do that,” was Squire Sim's curt dismissal of
the case. — Concord (N. H.) Monitor.
Now melodious and brazen toots the “little Ger
man band,”
Now “Buy a lob:” or “Hol-i-but!” resounds
throughout the land;
The organ grinder grindeth and the base ball
ciuli is seen.
Likewise the tender violet and dandelion greens.
Now blow the cherry blossoms and the lilac 'gins
to bud.
Now flow the patent medicines for cleansing of
the blood;
The poet poetizes upon the gentle spring.
Both bicycle and tricycle are now upon the
wing;
Now brand-new maple sugar from another
season's stock.
And now the liccr too-tonie, which the bibulous
call “bock,”
Now tho sunlight daneee gayly upon ocean,
lake and river,
But whether life is worth living now depends
upon tho liver. —Boston Globe.
PERSONAL.
Dn. 11. T. Peck. Professor of Latin and Greek
in Columbia College, is barely 30 years old.
Since her marriage Ella Wheeler Wilcox gives
all the mouey she earns by writing poetry to
the poor.
Robert .1. Burdette, the genial humorist, has
been elected deacon in his Baptist church at
Lower Merion, Pa.
Mozart's piano and Haydn's baton, more re
cently the property of the immortal Liszt, were
willed by him to the city of Vienna.
Oi.r Bull's son, Alexander, predicts for tho
new star, Anna Kirliet, n brighter place in the
operatic Armament thau that which Jenny Lind
oiks- held.
Nobody will lie asked to contribute to the Ar
thur monument. All subscriptions must lie
spontaneous. The gentlemen who are at the
head of the movement are confident tliat the
$30,000 needed wifi lie readily contributed.
Anurbson Critciiktt, the celebrated London
surgeon, war, recently offered a fee of $35,000
probably the largest medical honorarium on
record—to go to India to treat one of the native
princes. After consideration lie declined the
offer.
Bio Ben Ltl'evrk, (lie Ohio cx-Congressman.
has struck a better thing than a seat in Con
gress, or the Boris Consulship, for which lie
wus an applicant, lie has been made Oeneral
Manager of the Brice X Thomas railroad syndi
cate at a salary of $•-’O,OOO a year.
Rodeot JIn.UAHn. who, it is said, wiil play
leading man for Mrs. James Brown Potter
:hiring her American season, is a Brooklynite
and nas ouee President of the Amaranth Club.
He is now playing the role of the gambler, with
great success. in McKee Rankin's "Golden
Giant."
PaiNCR Victor Napoleon wrot • recently to M.
Albert Purdy, thanking him for a sketch of
Nupol'on Bonaparte which nppeaiv-l in t'iiinm
(Paris), ami adding: “Napoleon created modern
France. Cod?, Concordat, University, Bank,
legion of Honor, administrative, judicial and
Ihmneisl organization -everything dates from
him and comes from liim.™
Count Kai.noey is known In St. Petersburg as
ninnn of few words, not uccus’onied to threaten
or bluster, but certain to do what he says. He
dislikes publicity, but he mingles a great deal In
society and goes severd times a week to the
opera, lb. i. particularly cooerful in company,
is a brilliant on venation ilixl and linguist,
speaks most irivpruaeluvble English ami has
great charm of manner.
F.x-Oov. Alger, of Michigan, who recently
returned from a try> South of the Kill
Grande, said lb-* other day: "There are two
tilings that Mexico requires to come up to the
world’s average. These are rcpopiilatlon and
water. riii* is all they need in Hades,’’said
Uriah Painter, the old Washington correspon
dent, who was standing near by, ami the
Mexican subject watt dropped.
Tub new BriMsh Consul ut Baltimore has an
Interesting record. Capt. William Francis Kc
grave entered the British army iis ensign In
l**Fi. He served actively in the Crimean war.
in India during the mutiny of IKib-f>:i and
u gal list, the Hill Tribes in IWW Hr has lss-n
C onsul (it Stockholm, Sweden, and at Nantes.
France. Capt. Segrave is a member of the Kovai
Geographical Society. He has just reached
Baltimore and w ill enter upon the discharge of
Lin duties ut once.
FL3BCING THE GULLIBLE.
How a Quack Relieved Portlanders of
Several Thousand Dollars.
From the Lewiston Journal.
“I wish Gov. Bodwell had seen the quack
doctor who has just skipped out of Portland,
leaving his hotel bill unpaid," said a prominent
Portland 31. D. the other day. "I don't txlieve
he would have vetoed Dr. Sleeper s medical
registration bill if he had.”
"I think he was the most unprincipled quack
I ever saw. He came to Portland about six
months ago, engaged a suite of rooms at one of
the hotels, and stuck out his shingle. One of the
first things he did was to button hole a Portland
attorney, and get him to write up an advertise
ment that would astonish the dear people. The
lawyer told me the other day he had skipied
without leaving any greenbacks to console
him for writing the advertisement. The
quack couldn’t write his own name. He was a
perfect ignoramus. He didn't know as much
about medicine, as I do about the Fiji islands
But he had plenty of brass, and a wonderful
faculty of looking wlse. when anybody called to
see him. He owes his tailor a little matter of
630 for the claw hammer coat that lie always
wore. He advertised himself as a great speci
alist. Consultation and treatment free, and all
that sort of thing. For the first three months
he had all the business he could attend to.
“They tell me he drained Portland people to
the extent of several thousand dollars. Last
month people began to suspect he was an im
poster, and commenced to let him coldly alone.
Several law suits began to be imminent. The
quack got wind of it somehow, and the other
night he packed his trunk and skipped by moon
light, leaving the hotel proprietor, his tailor, his
lawyer, and {tome of his patients a tritle out of
pocket,.
’ I went to the drug store yesterday, where lie
used to get his drugs, and the proprietor told me
how he worked his little scheme."
“He never brought in a prescription in his
life." said the pharmacist. “He used to come
in almost every day and say, ‘l've got a patient
that's so and so. Give me anything: I don't
earn what it is. I don't want, to kill the poor
fool, that's all.'"
"V, lull ili.it fellow was here I cleaned out all
my old stock of patent medicines that had laid
on the shelf for ten years, and nobody ever called
for. He would take a little vial, pour in a few
drops from one patent medicine bottle, and an
other and another, and tell bis patient to take a
few dro[>s every morning just ‘before breakfast
and every night before retiring, or some similar
dodge. I use* 1 to make sugar pills for him by
the pound, with nothing but sugar in them for
all tne world.
“But nothing suits the dear people better than
to be humbugged, you know.’’
Bernhardt’s Pet Snake.
From the Minneapolis Journal.
Several piercing shrieks following each other
in quick succession echoed through the corri
dors and rotunda of the West Hotel at B:3d
o'clock this morning. A porter was dispatched
to the rooms just vacated by Sarah Bernhardt.
He found a chambermaid lying on a sofa in a
semi-fainting condition.
"For heaven's sake, look into that bath-tub,”
said the frightened girl.
The porter did as requested. In the bottom
of the bath-tub, which was half filled with wa
ter, lay a dead water snake about I'd inches long.
In the tub ' divine Sarah bud performed her
ablutions. The snake in question was one of her
many strange pets. It bad been presented to
tier in South America. She made a special pet
of *t. it is said. She would let it lie on the bed
wit i 1 e • and would let it crawl about her neck,
an t would fondle it as a child would a doll.
“Site must have laid on it and killed it acci
dentally," said Clerk Hyser, in explanation this
morning. "She was an eccentric woman,” lie
went on. “She was the strangest guest we've
had in the house yet. Why, the chambermaids
were frightened to death of her. They feared
to go near her apartments. She bad a whole
museum of wild and uncanny pets in her room.
That tiger cat, for instance. It was a terror.
No one could touch it or go near it but her.
She could pet it and handle it like a kitten.
When she left the room the cat had to be put in
the cage and it would snarl and spit at every
one who entered. Then it would cry when she
was absent from the rooms. The girls are hap
py this morning because the Frenchwoman and
her queer pets are on their way to Omaha.”
The water snake is on exhibition in the bag
gage room of the West. The wonder is why
the Bernhardt did not take it along with her
and have it stuffed.
The President’s Shrewdness.
From the Few York Sun.
A Western Republican Senator, who lias come
to Washington to have the plans made for the
post office building in his town, relates a pleasing
anecdote showing the President's shrewdness.
“I got my bill through Congress." said the Sena
tor, "and went to the President to see if he was
going to sign it. It called for SWO.iwO, and our
town has about 15,000 population. 'Are you
going to sign the bill, Mr. President?’ I asked,
i haven't signed it.' lie said, ‘but I will if you
will give me your word that the building shan't
cost the tinned States a cent over SWo.iXX).’ T
couldn't do that.' 1 -aid. ‘Mebhe SIOO,OOO won’t
build a suitable building. I will agree that the
site shan't cost over $10,000.’ ‘That's good,’ he
said, 'but go and see Bell about the building,
ami let me know if he says be can’t give you a
good building for $20,000.’ I went and saw' Bell,
111" Supervising Architect, and he said he conid
put up a very pretty and convenient modernized
brick huilding for the money. Then I went to
the White House again and reported. ‘Well,'
said the President when I got through my story,
•will you promise the building and site shan't
cost over $100,000? I want your word; that's
good enough for me. If I sign this bill your
people will get some other Congress to increase
the appropriation. If you will veto that I won’t
veto this.’ ‘lt’s a bargain, Mr. President,' said I,
and that's how I got that bill through when so
many others were vetoed, although they were
just as meritorious as mine. I made our folks
at home chip in $5,000 on the site, and Uncle
Sam paid only SIO,OOO toward it. If the build
ing costs over SOO,OOO my neighbors and I will
give our check for the excess.
The Irony of Fate.
Oyes, 'tin sweet to lie and hear
The rain upon the roof!
Particularly, when you're sure
The think' is waterproof.
As patter, patter go the drops,
There steals a blessed calm
Into your soul. You’re once again
A boy upon the farm.
Once more you're in the dear old nest
High in the attic-room.
Embosomed by the feather-bed
In all its bowery bloom.
And patter, patter go the drops
Thro’ all your happy dreams;
The world and you r.re young again,
A paradise it seems.
O patter, patter go the drops!
Each one is like a lciss—
A mother’s, sister s, sweetheart's, too —
But, great snakes, what is this?
You're wide-awake. Can these be tears
Upon your brazen cheek?
By no menus -miracles don't work—
The roof has sprung a leak. —M.N. D.
How Long is a Woman Young?
From the Oregon Ant.
When does a woman cease to be young, or
rather to lie entitle! to that epithet? This is
the deli'.ate question which a French Prefect
nas undertaken to answer. Some years ago n
certain will left the sum of KtCbif., the interest
<if which nuts to be given annually to a young,
unmarried woman of the working classes, who,
by her capacity and good conduct, should lie in
a iKisition to marry witli the it dp of a little
money. In carrying out the rill, it became
necessary for the Prefect of the Seine to deter
mine the exact significance of the words
•■young worn tin," and he lias decided that they
include the |ierlod between 21 and 30. At 30,
then, an unmarried woman may bid adieu to
youth nud resign herself to be an old maid.
Tins extremely ex-cathedra pronouncement
may win a feigned or forced assent from tin
candidate* for the liar bet liatifol prize, as thin
kind of prix Monthyon is called, but it will moat
with only contemptuous rejection from the sex
at large. t least that portion of it which has
passu! the fatal limit. A woman is as young as
she looks. Just is,.. mun is as young ns he feels,
and a really capable womun Ls never 30 until she
is 40 or married.
He Got “Kinder Scart.”
From the Concord Monitor,
Up In a neighboring town a fen years ago a
good deacon on his wav to church one Sunday
morning crossed the culvert over a well-known
trout brook just as a young man emerged from
the alders, fishpole in hand and with n goodly
string of beauties. Ho was not over and above
intelligent, no the deacon drew rein on his horse
and said solemnly:
"Cb tries, do you know who saw you catch
those trout this holy Sabbath morning?"
"No, deacon, 'twan i Henry Ferris, was it?"
“('lmties, the Lord saw you."
"Wall, wall, deacon, Von kinder scart me
when you first spoke. I don't care about the
J/inl, hut 'twouldo’t do for Henry to mm me,
battue I've hired out to him for hayin', and he'd
gi* somebody else If lie knew I go troutin' Sue-
The tloooon drove on, and mode a powerful
plea in the missionary concert of the bunday
school for the poor Ucathou in Indio.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
It takes the tusks of 75,000 elephants per year
to supply the world's piano keys, billiard bails
and kuUe handles.
The average age of F.uropoau girls when they
marry, according to a German statistician, is 26
years, while that of men is 2S years.
Two hex were seguing in a pasture field, with
only a goat for an audience. In reply' to a state
ment of one the other said: “I know. But —”
The goat took him at bis word and the argument
was continued on the other side of the fence.
Some of the Sioux Indians in the Wild West
show appeared on the first Sunday morning
after their arrival in London at the chapel in
West King-ton. When the congregation sang
"Near r. My God. to Thee" in English the
Sioux Indians sang it in their own tongue.
Ax old house was burned at East Chester,
Westchester comity, N. Y'., last Wednesday, and
since then, while rummaging among the rains,
a man and a boy unearthed $23 in Spanish coins
200 years old. a well preserved bag containing
twenty-three Spanish gold pieces worth S2O each
and fifteen worth §3 each.
Throwing egos at a darkey's head is one of
the sports of Texas. A sheet with a hole in the
centre is fastened tightly to posts on either
side, and through this hole the negro puts his
head.. Five eggs are sold for 10c., ana if the
marksmen bits this negro’s sconce three times
out of five he gets $2. Sambo is allowed the
privilege of dodging, and not many eggs
collide with his cranium.
William Carlson, a temperance advocate liv
ing in San Francisco, was recently arrested for
cruelly beating his liorse on the street. His de
fense was that the animal insisted on stopping
in front of every saloon and tavern, and that lie
bitnself was subjected to much ridicule and an
noyance in consequence. The ease was dis
missed by Judge lloniblower, w ho had evidently
driven an animal with the same depraved habit.
It is said that the younger female class of
Chinese in San Francisco areodeptint American
habits, costumes and religions. The Chinese
mniiten of the period bangs her hair, weal's
lx n nd boots, and compromises the costume
of her Celestial congeners in every way possible
except by discarding it outright. The change
has been brought about by the association of
young girls with American children in Sunday
and week-day schools.
“Old Johnny Eii-ple,” a well-known charac
ter of Ogle towmship, Somerset county, Pa., is
dead, aged 87. When in his prime he could kick
tinware from a store coiling 11 feet above the
floor. Once, when quite a young man. he was
rafting on the Monongahela river. The raft
was wrecked and he escaped by jumping over
25 feet to a rock, from which he was rescued.
He would place four or five hogsheads iu a row,
jump out of the first into the second and so on
to the last, then jump backward to the first,
with apparent ease.
A Boston sea captain, so says Hub Gossip,
visited Hawaii in 1830. He anchored his ship
off Honolulu and had his masts and spars well
varnished in honor of a royal visit which w s
expected. The King anil the Queen of the
Sandwich Islands swam out to the ship in cos
tumes scantier than seemed consistent with
their high position. When they reached the ves
sel they showed their agility by climbing to the
spare and perching thereon. Varnish, however,
is no respecter of persons, and the royal pair
had difficulty in leaving their lofty seats.
Sol Smith Russell, the actor, v.lth his wife
and three children, left Boston last Friday for
Minneapolis, 3linn., where he is building a fine
house. Mr. William T. Adams, better known as
“Oliver Optic,” after his return from Europe,
will reside with Mr. Russell, who has said fare
well to the stage, and at the close of this season
will establish a connection with a steam-heating
company. When asked liis main object in leav
ing the stage he replied: “I desire to rid myself
of the vagabond existence that an actor has to
live. My life on the stage has always been a
pleasant one, but for the fact that I am away
from my wife and three little ones for weeks at
a time, and I have a natural desire to lie with
them always. The life of an actor has both its
pleasant and unpleasant phases. I love the art.
but the jumping, traveling part of the business
has been distasteful to me for some years.”
The late Lord Longford was an old Wykeha
mist, and remarkable as a schoolboy in several
ways When at Winchester as the Hon. W. L.
Pakenham he was always extremely well dressed,
and Dr. Molierly. who bad thirty years' experi
ence as head master, said he was the most im
pudent boy he ever knew, a statement perhaps
founded upon the following facts: Pakenham
on one occasion appeared in school with a large
bunch of flowers in his buttonhole. “Paken
ham,” said Moberly, “I do net object to one
flower in a well-dressed boy’s coat, but I cannot
jiermit boys to come into school with nosegays.”
‘‘Very well, sir," said Pakenham. Two days
after he came into school with a gigantic sun
flower fastened into his coat, “Pakenham,
what is that?” said Molierly. “Only a flower,
sir,” said Pakenham in a very mild voice; “you
said you did not mind my coming into school
with a single flower in my coat."
“Two days ago,” says a correspondent of the
London World , 'Rossini’s ashes were taken
for reinterment from Pere la Chaise to Santa
Croce, at Florence. The process of identification,
rigorously' observed on many other occasions,
was not gone through in this case. Whether this
is quite unnecessary the following few words will
show. After Rossini's death his body was put
by in the vaults of the Madeleine until the
funeral at Notre Dame de Lorette took place.
Every morning at 8:80 a mass was read for the
repose of the dead, and so it was done on the
very day when the coffin was to be trans
ferred to the Rue Laffitte. Nobody' assisted
of all bis friends except Count Pillet Will,
bis intimate friend and banker, and your
humble servant, When, after the mass, v.e
went down to accompany the coffin contain
ing what remained of our old friend, we were
about half way, when after us rushed the Suisse
of the Maleleiui'. and shouted out: ‘Eh, la, has.
vous preset mon Naples,’ meaning a coffin
which had to go to Naples, and which
had beer, carried off in mistake for Ros
sini's. Had that not been found out, heaven
knows who might have lieen buried with all the
honors due to the great genius, and thus trans
ferred to the Basilica of Florence.”
"The first thing that strikes the English visi
tor to the French ‘Ministere de la Guerre,’" re
marks a Pall Mall Gazette writer, "is the con
trast it presents to the English War Office. The
latter is a little squat and dirty double house a
dozen yards back from Pall Mall, resembling in
its interior both in condition and construction a
huge rabbit warren. The former is a magnifi
cent new stone building, with brood flights of
marble steps, filled with frescoes and paintings,
seal let and gilt furniture, and suites of imposing
reception rooms leading one into another
through large mahogany folding floors. Into
the last of these suites I was shown to await
the now famous French Minister. The mo
ment he entered the room one saw
clearly how mistaken is the common conception
of his personality. He is a short man, rather
stoutly liuilt, with brown hair, brown beard,
rather a red face: above ail tilings quiet-looking
almost to common-place ness. His mother was
an Englishwoman, his aunt is living at Lewes,
and except for the slight point at his heard he
himself would betaken for an Englishman any
where. He wore the ordinary French civilian's
dress of block frock coat and trousers, with oniy
the single red spot iu his buttonhole. This, by
the way. was also the dress of half a dozen gen
erals, who seemed to iierform a sort of special
duty by Mug present about the ‘Ministere.’ In
manners Gen. Boulanger is not more strlring
than in appearance. He speaks slowly, like
most soldiers, but without much gesture, and
without much force cither of voice or language."
The first wife of Gen. Buckner was Miss
Kingsbury, a New England girl, living at Lyme,
Conn. They were married, says the Hartfoiil
Times, in the old Champlin House, still stand
ing. Old residents who attended the ceremony
say Lieut. Buckner was a dashing appearing
young fellow, mid in his new uniform looked
every inch a general. Just as the officiating
clergyman pronounced the final words of the
service there was nn alarm of fire; a neighbor's
house was burning. The bridegroom threw off
his coat, mid with the minister and guests ran
to extinguish the flames. Lieut. Buckner ren
dered efficient service and bravely rescued an
aged colored servant from the burning house
Then he returned, recoated, kissed liis bride
and received the congratulations of his friends
The young officer took ills bride to ills Ken
tucky home, and nearly every' succeeding
summer until the breaking out of the
civil war lie came on and spent a few days at
Lyme, bringing his wife with him. When it
became evident that trouble was to ensue be
tween the two sections of the country. Mrs
Bin .nor made over a large amount of the reai
estate she owned In Chicago to her brother, then
u lieutenant in the regular army. This course
was adopted because confiscation was feared
and with the understanding that Lieut. Kings
bury held the property iu trust. Lieut. Kings
bury was afterward made Colonel of a Connec
ticut regiment, and was mortally wounded on
the field of battle. Witt-almost ids hist breath
ho recalled Ids trust and willed his property, not
to his sister, hut to her husband, it. was claimed
by bis mother, however, and when the war
ended the caw was fought in the courts for years,
hut finally the nuncupative will was admitted to
prolxate. The cost of the long suit war. very
heavy, aud it is said tliat Gen, Buckner paid bis
iouunwc counsel the sum of SlW.unu.
GREAT BARGAIN Wg
PLATSHEK’S,
13S Broughton Street,
Will place on sale this week a mammoth lot of
goods from the recent large auction sale of
Field, Chapman & Fenner, New York, compria
ing the following:
White aad Colored Embroidered Dress Robe^
Cambric Edgings,
Nainsook Edgings,
Swiss Edgings and
Colored Hamburg Edgings,
Egyptian Laces,
Egyptian All-overs,
Egyptian Flouncings,
Colored Oriental Edgings and Flouncings to
match.
All-overs in Every Make, Black Chantilly
Flouncings and All-overs,
Black Spanish Guimpure Flouncings and
All-overs,
Valenciennes Flouncings, Laces and Aik
overs.
G-rand Special.
Parasols! Parasols! Parasols!
In connection with the above grand offers we
place our entire stock of Ladies, Misses' and
Children's Parasols on sale this week at unheard
of prices. This will afford the chance to buy
Parasols at fully 50 and 75 per cent, less than
elsewhere.
P. S.—Country orders promptly and carefully
attended to.
WHISKY.
(LAWRENCE, OSTROM k CO.’S
Famous “Belle of Bourbon"
(Is death to Malaria, Chills and Fever, Typhoid
* Fever, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Surgical
Fevers, Blood Poisoning, Consumption,
Sleeplessness or Insomnia, and
Dissimulation of Food.
lO Y E -A. R S OLD.
Absolutely pure: no fusel oil.
in PP.ODUCIKG OURfe; BELLE Of BOURBUIf'
Vff US€ OHLY THE FtIHTT 0* HOMINY FNRT Of THE CRAII
THUS FREEING IT Or BEFORE II IS DISTIUEB
THE GREAT i&PJUETIZJGR
Louisville, Ky , May 23, 1886.
This will certify that I have examined the
Sample of Belle'of Bourbon WmaxY received
dfi-oin Lawrence, Ostrom A Cos., and found the
same to be perfectly free from. Fusel Oil and all
other deleterious substanoes and strictly pure.
I cheerfully recommend the same for Family
and Medicinal purposes. J. P. BarNum. M. D.,
Analytical Chemist, Louisville, ky.
For sale by Druggists, Wine Merchants and
Grocers everywhere. Price, $1 25 per bottle.
If not found at the above, half dozen bottles
in plain boxes will be sent to any address in the
United States on receipt of $6. Express paid to
ail points east of Missouri river.
LAWRENCE, OSTROM & CO., Louisville, Ky.
At Wholesale by S. G COKEN HEIMKR & SON,
Wholesale Grocers; LIPPMAN BROS., Wtol*
sale Druggists, Savannab^Gtk^^^^^^
ZON WEISS CREAM.
MRS. GENERAL LOGAN'S
DENTIST.
TWO DISTINGUISHED CHEMISTS
Prominent Ladies and Four Dentists of Bait!
more Agree upon one Thing.
A discussion recently arose among some
prominent ladies of Washington and Balti
more, relative to the chemical neutrality
Cand solubility of Zonweiss
Cream for the teeth, which was
referred to Dr. E. S. Carroll
of Washington (Mrs. General
Logan’s Dentist), and four of
the leading Dentists of Balti
more, for whom the article
was analyzed by two well
known Chemists, Prof. J-
Morrison of Washington, and
Prof. P. B. Wilson of Balti
more, both of whom pro
nounced it soluble and free from anything
injurious to the teeth. Dr. Carroll says
it is the most perfect
dentifrice he has ever
seen. Zonweiss is a white A
Cream, put up in a neat /J \
jar, and applied to the ‘vtf
brush with a celluloid V
ivory spoon. It is very,
very far superior to any other dentifrice
the World has ever known. Price, 35 cti
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
JOHNSON & JOHNSON, Operative Chemists,
S3 Cedar St., time York.
For sale by LII’PMAN BROS., Lipl*"**'
Block, Suvanuoh. -a
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