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Meeting® —Chippewa Tribe No. 4, I. O. R. M;
Ancient. Landmark Lodge No. 231, F. A. M.;
Savannah Cadets.
Special Notices—To the Bondholders of the
Savannah Schuetzen Gesellschaft; Closing to
Travel of Isle of Hope Causeway; As to Crews
of Norwegian Bark Norma and German Bark
Meteor; To Consignees per Schooner Charmer;
Hats at Jaudou's.
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Music, Boston.
Steamship Schedule Baltimore Steamship
Company.
Legal Notices— lncorporation of Metropol
itan Trust Association; In Bankruptcy.
Cow Peas, Etc.—G. S. McAlpin.
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The Morning News will begin the pub
lication next Sunday of a very bright and
intensely interesting story, entitled “Nora
of the Adirondacks,” by Anne E. Ellis. This
story was written for the Morning News,
and it will be found to be well worth read
ing. It contains thirty-eight chapters, and
grows in interest with each chapter. The
President’s annual fishing excursion to the
Adirondacks lends new in tercet to that sec
tion of country, and a story in which some
of its features am described can hardly fail
to be appreciated.
Suspiciously large shipments of peanuts
have recently been made to Atlanta. Some
body is after the salaries of the members of
the General Assembly.
Capt. Samuel Donelson, doorkeeper of the
lower honse of Congress, believes that the
Democratic national ticket will be Cleve
land and Carlisle. It is a ticket that
would easily command enough votes to
sleet it.
The Philadelphia News is very well in
formed on most subjects, but it is not easy
to understand what it is driving at when it
says editorially that “Hon. George Owens,
of Savannah, (4a., is the handsomest lawyer
In South Carolina.’ 1
F. C. Hollins, of New York, says that the
land boom in the South has collapsed, but
that in Missouri a tioom may be found in
every fence comer. He doesn’t say so, but
there is no reason to doubt that Hollins hus
money in Missouri dirt.
At Chicago the other day Sarah Bern
hardt's pet tiger, Minottc, severely bit the
bond of a waiter in a hotel. Saruh was very
sorry—for the tiger, but soou regained her
equanimity when she found that none of the
animal's teeth were broken.
Two years ago Mile. Marie Van Zandt
the American singer, was hooted off the
stage at the Opera Comique in Paris. She
has just had her revenge. A concert given
by her for the benefit of the sufferers by the
tu e at the Ojiera Comique realized SI,OOO.
One of the mediums advertised to he at
the spiritualists' comp-meeting on Lookout
mountain in July was exjKwed not long ago
In New York while materializing a sailor
boy. Hhe will reap a harvest of silver dol
lars, nevertheless, for a large number of in
nocents will attend the camp-meeting.
11l summer time the only really happy
people are those who stay at home. They
*re not cramped in small, hot rooms in
rrowded sununer resoi-t hotels, nor are they
compelled to he “dressed up” all day and
most of the night. Home—cool and com
fortable home—is the best place, and it is
the cheapest.
It is authoritatively announced that Chief
Ilattice Blcckloy, of the State Supreme Court,
•will be a candidate lief ore the General As
lembly for the position to which he was ap
pointed by Gov. Gordon. When he was
appointed it was quite positively stated that
he would not ask the General Assembly to
Sect him. It is, however, hard for most
Men lu give up office.
Since President Cleveland returned to
Washington, speculation touching the Su
preme tkiurt vacancy has been renewed,
l'he impression is tliat Secretary Lamar
fun have Use place If ho desires it. It is
thought that his visit to Georgia is for the
purpose of consulting with his friends übout
the matter. In case ho is given the seat on
the bench, tho suggestion is mode that.
Assistant Secretary Muljrow will probably
•nocsod him ns decretory of the Interior.
Congressman Van Eaton, of Mississippi,
was in Illinois when Senator Sherman made
his bloody shirt sjiecch. He nays thut Re
publicans nnd Democrats alike condemned
tho speech as nil attempt to revive that sec-
Uonnl bitterness which good men North and
South desire to see eliminated from politics.
Tliere is no reason why anybody should
worry about anything Senator Sherman hoa
*>d or may say. Sectional bitterness will
driappear, one of theso days, in spite of
Republican Issues.
The indications are increasing that it is
the purpose of the Republican leaders to
conduct the next Presidential campaign, so
far as they are concerned, on soctiona!
issues. Mr. Sherman in his recent speech at
Springfield, 111., outlined the Republican
policy, and Mr. William B. Chandler in his
speech to the caucus at Concord, N. 11.,
after lie had been nominated for United
States Senator, expressed about the same
views as those Contained in Mr. Sherman’s
speech. Mr. Chandler said that it was the
duty of the Republican party to maintain
the “difference between freedom and
slavery, loyalty and treason, the Union
army and the Confederate army.”
Mr. Sherman, Mr. Chandler and others
who think as they do, see no chance of gnin
ing a foothold in the South. They believe
that their only hope of success in 1888 is in
trying to strengthen the Republican party
at the North by arousing sectional fettling.
It may be expected, therefore, that in the
next national campaign the same old stories
of political outrages at. the South will bo re
told and enlarged upon. It may be that
efforts will be made to stir up strife in some
localities in the South in order to get mate
rial for new outrage stories.
In his Concord speech Mr. Chandler al
luded to the alleged Texas outrage which
the Senate investigated last winter, and
which was found to have been nothing more
than a local squabble, inaugurated by a lot
of politicians that would be a disgrace to
any community. Even tho Republican
members of the Senate Committee which
conducted tho investigation were disap
pointed in not discovering a jiolitical out
rage that could t>o used advantageously by
their party. Mr. Chandler, however, is
ready to ignore the truth and assert that
the Texas affair was an attack by Demo
crats upon the freedom of the ballot, and
that such attacks are common all over the
South.
When the campaign fairly opens the peo
ple of the North will lie told that the South
is disloyal; that tho negro is not permitted
to vote in any of the Southern States; that
ex-Confederates have captured Congress;
that they are shaping legislation and are
being appointed to all the best offices. It
will be strange indeed if statements like
these find much favor with the Northern
people. There may be a few extremists
who will believe them because they
want to, but the masses of
tho people, who watch current events and
think for themselves, will hardly accept
them. They will want something more than
mere assertions to convince them that the
South is not ns loyal and law-abiding as the
North, and that the ballot is not as free and
the count as fair in this section as in any
other of the country. Indeed, in view of
tl;e enormous ballot-box frauds in Cincin
nati and Chicago, it is safe to assert that
greater care is taken to preserve the purit y
of the ballot-box at the South than at the
North. It is true that ex-Confeder
atos have been appointed to
office, but there is neither a written
nor on unwritten law against that.
The Republicans were glad to appoint those
of them to office who joined their party.
Very few of them, however, cared to join
that party. Sherman himself was instru
mental i if having one of them appointed
Postmaster General in Hayes’ administra
tion. The ]>eople of the Nort h are not blind
to the truth, and if the Republican party
depends upon “bloody shirt” issues it will
suffer a much more severe defeat in 1888
than it did in 1884.
Jacksonville’s Motives Questioned.
Tlie Secretary of the Tampa Board of
Health,in a letter to the New York Tribune ,
expresses great indignation at the action of
Jacksonville in imposing a quarantine uixm
Tampa. He insists that the latter city is in
no danger of becoming infected from Key
West, not only because it is in a pine coun
try, but, also, because it is kept in an ex
cellent sanitary condition and precautions
are taken against the introduction of the
fever. He calls attention to the fact that
during previous epidemics at Key West free
communication was maintained with Key
West without any harmful results, ami he
docs not, therefore, apprehend any danger
this year when a strict quarantine is main
tained against both that place and Havana.
The main point which ho makes is that
Jacksonville was influenced to quarantine
against Tampa, not because of any fear of
the fever, but to injure the latter place in
tho estimation of Northern people. Lost,
winter, he says, Northern visitors did not
stop in Jacksonville as they had done in
previous years, but went at once to South
Florida. Jacksonville’s hotels were empty,
while those of Tampa were crowded.
Doubtless the secretary of the Tampa
Board of Health is very sincere in what he
says, but it can hardly lie probable that
Jacksonville, in the course she has pursued
in this fever matter, was influenced by the
motives which he attributes to her. There
may have been no necessity for establishing
a quarantine against Tampa. There is oer
tatnly no case < >f infectious disease there, and
there are good reasons for hoping there will
be none. If it had not been for the fact that
Tampa has direct communication with both
Havana ami Key West no quarantine, in
nil probability, would have been established
against her. It was the fear, doubtless, that
infected parties or baggage might escape
tho vigilance of the Tampa authorities that
induced Jacksonville to take the course she
did. It will certainly take more than has
yet appeared on the surface to induce the
public to believe that in declaring quaran
tine against Tampa she was influenced by
malice, or the hope of destroying Tampa’s
popularity as a winter resort. There are
very few visitors going to Florida now, ami
there will not ho many before next winter.
If no epidemic occurs on tho Florida main
land, all apprehension with regard to fever
will have disappeared before the travel to
the South begins again. Jacksonville’s
quarantine against Tampa, therefore, can
not do the latter much harm.
At Parkersburg, West Va., tho other day
Mrs. Henry Unush celebrated her 100th
birthday. She was married at 15 and had
thirteen children, eight of whom are still
living, aged respectively 78, 73,(10,05, 00, 58,
58 and 50. Her descendants number alto
gether 008. She is still lmlo and hearty, her
eyesight Is good and she expects to live
ipany years longer. Only one thing pre
vents Mrs. Raush from being a phenomenon
—she doesn't’use tobacco, poor creature!
Joseph Ycarger, a citizen of Cincinnati,
has a buxom daughter named I sum,. A year
ago she lent Policeman Dean nil unibivllu,
which ho failed to return. Yearger non
mukea eornplaint against Policeman Dean,
charging him with stealing the umbrella.
Of course, Ycarger will get no satisfaction,
for ever since the invention of the umbrella
there lias been un unwritten law that it is
i everybody’s property.
THE MORNING NEWS: TUESDAY, JUNE 14, 1887.
Au Unpleasant Development.
The report of the Board of Visitors to tho
State University contains much that is in
teresting. Facility ami students are com
mended for the high grade of scholarship
maintained, and the discipline is declared to
bo very good. Since tho Board is composed
of gentlemen well known for their learning
and honesty, the report may bo considered
a fair statement of the condition of the af
fairs at the University.
The law makes it the duty of tho board to
examine into the affairs of the Atlanta
University, the institution which the State
supports for the lienefit ol' the negroes. The
rejiort compliments the faculty and students
for the excellent work done during the past
term, hut calls attention to a matter which
is objectionable. It was found that white
students are received into the University.
Most of these are the children of mem
bers of the faculty.* The board was
informed, however, that it was the intention
of the faculty to admit all white students
that might apply, the purpose being to
break down the social linrriers between the
two races. Tho Board expresses the opinion
that such a course is illegal, the University
having been established solely for the bene
fit of the negroes. The Governor will
doubtless .direct the attention of the General
Assembly to the mutter, hut it is probable
that it can bo settled only by the courts.
The laws of Georgia relating to public
schools distinctly provide that whites and
negroes shall lie educated separately. As
the act establishing the Atlanta University
declares that the institution is solely for the
benefit of tho negroes, the opinion of the
hoard as to the illegality of admitting white
students is doubtless correct. The State
does not appropriate SB,OOO a year to assist
in bringing about social equality. If the
members of the faculty of tho At
lanta University feel that it
is their mission to teach and
practice social equality they should do so
under different circumstances. In other
words they should try the experiment in a
private school supjxirted by contributions
from those who favor social equality. The
whites of the State pay most of the SB,OOO
appropriated to the Atlanta University, and
it is very certain that they are opposed to
what has been going on in the institution.
Presidential Excursions.
The report circulated a short time ago
that the President intended to make a some
what extended tour of the country provoked
much comment, mqgft of it of an unfavora
ble nature. It was suggested, among other
things, that such a tour would be a “free
lunch” excursion, intended to catch votes.
One critic, with more zeal than knowledge,
declared that the President had no right to
spend the people’s money “in running about
the country.”
The President, it seems, not only does not
intend to make a tour of the country, but it
is not probable that he will even visit St.
Louis. It is also understood that he will
not come to Georgia. Following the prece
dents set by his predecessors, ho will stay in
Washington and devote himself closely to
the public business.
There are many reasons why it would be
well for the President to make a tour of the
country. Indeed, it would be well for each
succeeding President to make such a tour.
The country covers an immense territory.
Its interests are numerous and varied. Its
people differ widely in their characteristics
and feelings. If the I‘resident should visit
every section, familiarize himself with all
interests and become acquainted with the
people, he would necessarily lie better fitted
to discharge his duties. The truth is, in no
other way can a President qualify himself
to be entirely independent. If he does not
know the country he must learn the wants
of different sections from members of Con
gress, or a few interested politicians whose
desire to obtain office for themselves or their
friends leads them to visit Washington.
Exjierienee has proved that the information
obtained from such sources is not always
trustworthy.
Those who sneer at every effort to induce
the President to visit a given part of the
country are unwise. Instead of sneers,
there should bo hearty commendation.
There is always time in the summer or fall
when the President can leave Washington
without injury to the public business. If,
however, the small people who do the sneer
ing have sufficient influence to keep him at
the capital, then no man ought ever to be
elected President until he has visited every
section and studied the condition and possi
bilities of the country from the most favor
able standpoints.
The New York World asks this question:
“Why does President Cleveland take so
much interest in Jacob Sharp:” This is a
very unjust and unfair attack on the Presi
dent by a journal which claims to have a
larger circulation than any other paper in
the country. In the same issue the World
attacks tho Sun for its indecent publications
about the President, and yet this effort of
the World to connect the President with
Jacob Sharp is calculated to do him more
harm than the publication of the Sun. The
World does not assert that the President
sympathizes with Sharp, and furnishes no
evidence that he does. It simply throws out
an insinuation. Is that decent journalism?
Is it creditable to tho journal which boasts
the largest circulation?
Ex-Congressman J. Floyd King, of Louisi
ana, gives tho public a glimpse of some of
• tho troubles of a statesman. Ho says that
for one year his bill for postage alone was
S7OO, and his clerk hire amounted to more
than his salary as a Congressman. His cor
respondence was immense. He once spent
Sunday and Monday endeavoring to open
and answer the letters received on Satur
day. No doubt the ex-Congressman tells
the truth, but no man that wants to go to
Congress will believe him or be deterred
from carrying out his purpose, if it is pos
sible to do so.
Mrs. Langtry doesn’t seem to be satisfied
with her success as a beauty and an actress.
She is now writing a serial story, which
will bo published simultaneously in Ameri
can and English periodicals. Afterward
she will write an autobiography, which, by
permission, will lie dedicated to the Princess
of Wall's. Mrs. Langtry is now in Cali
fornia, where she is making botlf reputation
and money. There are no signs that she
intends to obtain a divorce from her hus
band and marry Fml Gebhard, although
Gebhard is still devoted to her.
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It seems that Editor William O’Brien is
ho horo of a romance. Early in his jour
nalistic career in Dublin he fell in love with
a soubretto at one of the theatres and
married her. They didn't get along well
together, and a separation was tho result.
As he is a Catholic he cannot obtain a
divorce. Perhaps if ho could he would
many again and rid himtclf of his loneli
ness.
CURRENT COMMENT.
Reversal of Missionary Effort.
From the Washingtvn Star (Jnd).
Africa sends a thousand dollars to Ik- used to
convert England to Christianity iu her treat
ment of Ireland. This Is reversal of missionary
elTort with a vengeance.
The Forgiving Nature of the Irish.
From the .Veto York Herald llnd.)
The injunction to “heap coals of fife on an
enemy’s head" cannot always he obeyed, when
floor tenants have only bog neat for fuel; tint
the forgiving nature of the Irish is shown by
their coming as near obedience as possible
pouring hot water on heads of their evictors.
Sherman and Blaine.
From the Boston Herald (Ind.)
Mr. John Sherman has done Mr. Blaine the fa
vor of making him appear, for the time 1 icing,
more favorably before the American people,
under tho effect of comparison with his rival. It
would lie an astute thing on the part of Mr.
Blaine to take a more liberal tack next, aban
doning, to some extent, the ground which Mr.
Sherman has sought to occupy with him. Yet
it will not be safe for the American people to
forget Mr. Blaine’s record, however much Mr.
Sherman's later course muy have disgusted
them.
Powderly’a Great Scheme.
From the New York Evening Post (lnd.)
Accounts come from ail tarts of the country
showing a rapidly increasing friction between
the Knights of Labor as a national organization
and local trade unions which have been induced
to become branches of the Knights. Trouble of
this kind has been inevitable from the start.
Mr. Powderly’s great scheme for organizing all
labor into a solid mass, to be used to raise the
wages of all workingmen, was bound from the
beginning to result in nothing but disappoint
ment and wrangling.
BRIGHT BITS.
Jins. Smith —Good afternoon, Mr. Robinson;
excuse my left hand.
Jlr. R. (who is deaf, and thinks she is allud
ing to the bad weather;- Yes, it is rather dirty.
—Life.
“Who is that pretty girl you walked home
from church with last Sunday?”
“Oh, she sings in the choir.”
“Ah, yes, 1 see; a chants acquaintance.”—
Melrose Journal.
Jones— Have you a family, Mr. Smith?
Smith—l have two daughters.
Jones—Have yon no sons?
Smith (sighing heavily) —I have no sonstoper
petiuite my name. It will die with me.— Texas
Siftings.
“I won’t believe anything I can’t explain.”
“Will you explain why some cows have horns
and others have not ?”
“I mean I don’t believe anything I can’t see.”
“Have you ever seen your backbone?”—Rich
mond Religious Herald.
As an item of interest it might be stated that
n pile of strength that would reach half way to
the moon is wasted in this country every year
by people holding up hymn books in church who
don’t know a B flat note from the howl of a
brindle cat .—Dakota Belt.
Bascomr (just returned from Australia)—Well,
sir, w hat would you say if I told you I had seen
a snake out there Hint measures forty feet in
circumference and ninety-three feet in length?
Darnley—l should say -er -that Australia does
not produce good whisky. The Judge.
The Journal of Education says: “Never al
low a child to use a short pencil, lead or slate.
It spoils the hamlwriting.” Pshaw! There’s a
man in this office who tins written constantly
with short pencils for thirty years, and he
writes alxiut as well to-day as when he was a
child.— Springfield Union.
Neighbor—What beautiful hens you have,
Mrs. Stuckup.
Mrs. Stuckup—Yes, they are all imported
fowls.
Neighbor—You don’t tell me so! I suppose
they lay eggs every day?
Mrs. Stuckup (proudly)—They could do so if
they saw proper, but our circumstances are such
that my hens are not required to lay eggs every
day.— Texas Siftings.
“I will have to owe you a dime," said Schuy
ler Jewett to the tobacconist as he bit the end
off a cigar.
“But I haven't got confidence in you to that
extent. You will have to leave that diamond
pin here as collateral.”
“That diamond pin is worth $1.50, and 1
haven’t got confidence in you to that extent,”
replied Schuyler, as he strolled out into Austin
avenue puffing his cheap cigar.—Texas Siftings.
Mrs. Deßagos —John is overrun with business
cares just now. By the way, is Mr. DeKaggs in
business?
Mrs. DeKaggs—Wbv. yes, deeply. He told
me that yesterday he bought 1.000 bales of cot
ton, 1,000 barrels of oil, and I don’t know how
many bushels of wheat.
“He must be doing a large business. Where
is his store?”
“He has no store. He says he has the
goods on a ‘margin’—some sort of vessel, I pre
sume."
“Hear me. I'm so glad.”— Philadelphia Call.
PERSONAL.
Henry Irving, Ellen Terry and company leave
London for New York on Oct. 20.
Jlary Anderson has bought SOO,OOO worth of
property at Manehester-by-the-Sea, Mass.
President McCosh. of Princeton, is getting
well and will soon be able to attend to his duties.
Mmk. Antoinette Sterling takes great pride
in her ancestry. The first of her family in
America was Gov. William Bradford, arid
another of her kin was Prepemlary John Brad
ford, of St. Paul's London, who was burned at
the stake iu 1555.
E. E. Dennis, of Browsburg. 0., is probably
the most industrious editor in the world. He
gets out a weekly paper with pen and ink and
does all tho work himself. He writes out care
fully every copy of the paper, and his chirogra
phy is as handsome'as his little journal is bright.
Coi NT Hei st left a written statement of the
manner in which his estate was to lie disposed
of, hut no formal will; for, lie said in the state
ment referred to, "to make a will is a repulsive
thing.” lie directed that the simple stone above
his grave should bear only his naipe, the dates
of his birth and death, and the words "Peace to
his ashes, justice to his memory.”
So.me sensation has been caused in Viennese
society by the conversion of Mile. Melanie Bias
kovics, a member of one of the oldest families
in Hungary, to Judaism. This young lady pub
licly abjured in the principal Viennese' syna
gogue. She will he married soon to Baron Her
mann Konigswnrter, sou of Baron Moritz Konlgs
warter, the well-known Jewish banker.
Moritz Lesser, a wealthy Hebrew, of Chicago
about a month ago married Miss Donning, tlie
daughter of a prominent Catholic family of
Arkansas. The marriage as opposed by her
family, lint he persuaded her to elope with him.
They settled iu a handsome house in Chicago
hut the honeymoon had barely passed lie fore
the bride repented, and has left, him to enter a
convent.
Apropos of Lord Salisbury's reported remark
at the recent Royal Academy banquet that he
could not call to mind a statue of a man
attired In a “claw hammer coat,' and George
Augustus Sala's wish that some sculptor would
trv the experiment of making one, the Pottsville
.Millers’ Jounutl invites them to come to l'otts
villeat their earliest convenience and take a
view of tho Clay monument.
Prop. Henry Whitaia, who died in London
on Sunday, was a well known figure in the
scientific world and a ripe astronomical student
He was the inventor of the planisphere in use iti
the common schools In this country, and made
t lie astronomical calculations for almanacs. He
was a native of New Jersey, and visited England
for the purpose of introducing his astronomical
instruments in the educational institutions
there.
It is sain a writer in tho literary department
of the London Times once wrote a gushing no
tice of one of Dickens’ later works, and as a re
ward was presented with the manuscript of tho
same which in less than a week he sold to an
American publisher for $1,00(1. Anew story
was recently given a lot of fulsome praise in the
same paiier, and as a result all of two copies
were sold. The lesson is transparent. The
"thunderer" thunders no more.
Kknator Lafayette Foster, of Connecticut
told a story about Gov. Trumbull, of ids State,
who, on the occasion of a grand riot, ascended
it block and attempted by a speech to quiet the
people, when a random missile hitting hint In
the tiead felled him to the ground He was
badly hurt, and as his friends were carrying
him Into ills house his wife met him at the iloor
and exclaimed: "Why, my tmstiand, they have
knix-ked your brains out.” "No they haven't "
said tin* Governor. "If I'd hud any brains 1
shouldn't have gone there."
A mov portrait of Thomas Bailey Aldrich is
being printed in the newspapers which is a
striking example of how faithful is the resrm.
blanoe of the average newspaper picture ami I
the original. Looking leisurely over a pile of I
exchanges in his office last week, Mr. Vldrlcb i
casually glanced at not less t han four paiiers I
containing his portrait without, making tne dis
covery that the counterpart tliere re|ir> serited
was intended for himself. A friend slttine at
his elbow finally called the authors attention to
r *i'. ' It a moment, Mr.
Aldrich said: Well, 1 think I may bo I,J- 1,1
lor not having recognized t^uit,”
CATS POOL THEIR ISSUES.
Each Assists the Other in Bringing Up
Her Family.
From the Cape Ann Breeze.
For some (lays it has been known that there
were kittens of a very tender age in the hay in
George B. Shepherd's stable in the rear of his
store, but such a number of kittens as were dis
covered on the removal of a bale of hay none
had expected to see. There were a dozen of
them snugly stowed away in a nest -rather a
large number for any feline to care for. it was
thought.
The problem was soon solved. It was found
that there was a division of labor; in fact, three
cats had charge of this community. Sometimes
one cat would bring them food, and sometime*
another. Now one cat would be at home with
her happy fatniiy, which disported about her,
at times covering her person; again there would
be two cats enjoying the sport: and next time,
perchance, all three would be there. It is pre
sumed that these three eats are the mothers of
the twelve kittens, but which particular kittens
are the descendants of each particular eat is,
perhaps, one of those thing which are not to lie
found out, unless one is able to trace the family
resemblance, and of course .that is not practi
cable in those cases in which “they look just
like their papas.''
It may he that this aggregation of families
may be a common tiling with cats, but I never
heard of anything of the sort bef < ire, and none
with whom I have talked on the subject is better
posted. If any one knows of other instances
of this kind I should be pleased to hear from
them.
“LORD, CAP’N, DON’T SHOOT!”
An Incident That Made the Darkey
Tremble Even the Next Day.
From the Norwich Bulletin.
Norwich has no river police, but the Thames
river is more or less infested by thieves, and the
captains of boats and barges often miss little
articles of value from their vessels. Of a recent
night someone boarded a barge and cast oil the
line. The captain did not like thaidea of having
his boat set adrift while asleep, so he came to
town and bought a horse pistol, having made up
his mind to take care of the thieves himself.
The next night he stood guard and his vigilance
was rewarded by the appearance of a boat in
charge of two well-known colored individuals,
late in the night.
Just as one of them was quietly dipping his
pail into a barrel of liquid paint on deck he felt
something cold touch his cheek, and tnrning
round cautiously to see what it meant, beheld
the Captain of the barge by his side. Tho thief
never moved, bux yelled in a tone of agony.
“Lord, Cap'n don’t yer shoot! I'll settle, cap’n!
I’ll settle!”
The Captain laughed at the fellow's fear, gave
him a bucket of the paint and told him “to git
and to keep clear of the vessel hereafter!”
The thief left in a hurry, thanking his stars
that he had neither been killed nor arrested
The next day the Captain met the invader on
Water street, and accosting him. said: “Well,
how are you feeling to-day?” “Don’t mention
it, Cap’n,” replied the colored man, “I’se
trembling now. I never had the shakes like this
befo’!”
The Wind and the Stars and the Sea
William Prescott Foster , in the Century.
The wind and the stare and the sea,
What song can be sung of these three,
With words that are written in lines?
Ah, God of the stars and the sea,
The voice of the song, it should be
The voice of the wind in the pines.
The voice of the song, it should be
The voice of the coast of the sea,
Stepmother and wrecker of ships;
As deep and as hoarse as the tune
Bleak Labrador sings to the moon,
With rocky and cavernous lips.
The wind and the stars and the sea,
The Arctic night knoweth the three;
No other sojourner it hath.
Save death and these three from of old,
To whose abode throned in the cold,
No living thing knoweth the path.
There nothing to grieve or rejoice
E’er lifts up the sound of its voice—
A world ere the birth of a soul;
A thousand long ages speed by,
Still glimmer the stars in the sky,
Still whistles the gale from the Pole.
Amid the unharvested plains.
The blossomless land where death reigns,
The wind sings of doom and of graves;
It sings of the days when the world
Shall crumble to sand, and be whirled
Like dust in the teeth of the waves.
Where ice-mountains thunder and crash,
Where frozen waves gurgle and dash,
Where love never came with its tears,
Like a lost world's desolate cry,
Shrills sea-w ind to sea aud to sky,
And only the ear of God hears.
A Discouraged Short Hand Reporter.
From the Boston Transcript.
Short-hand reporters are common enough
now. and it is a far cry to the time when the
veteran, but still active, alert Yerrington was
the only name that suggested itself when the
odd-sounding word “stenographer” fell on Bos
ton hearing. As the number of short-hand
writers has increased the charges have come
down, and every little job is competed for. Not
long ago one of the State House force was ap
proached by a rural statesman who wanted to
place himself on re,cord for the satisfaction of
the Prohibitionists among his constituents.
"What'll yer ask?” said Hon. Wilkins Hay
seed.
"Twenty-five cents a hundred words and 10c a
folio for writing out,” was the prompt reply.
“Well, 't won't take mor'n thousand words to
tell my folks where Ibe on this question. When
you see me get up this afternoon, you just
catch on an’ go ahead, and I’ll pay the bill an’
put the speech in our local paper.”
The time came; Hon. Mr. Hayseed rose; the
reporter opened his trusty notebook and set his
pencil at work.
Mr. Hayseed—Mr. President, if all the sobs of
anguish, if all the tears of despair were to be
agglomerated and distilled into one deadly
draught—
Here an envious Senator rose to a point of
order that there was no subject before the
Senate. The President ruled that the point was
well taken; Mr. Hayseed subsided, and the re
porter remarked the short-hand business was
not keeping him in pencils this season.
Dictating a Sermon.
Edward Everett Hale in the Writer.
If I have exactly my own way I like to ad
dress myself to the business of sermon-writing
at a time when I shall not !• interrupted, even
for a second, and when I may write or dictate
with as nearly the conditions of public address
as possible. I begin them, and make, as clearly
and distinctly as I can, in the very outset of
what I have to say, a statement of my object
what I expect to prove or what I have to fell’
And. as I have intimated, lam hurt and troubled
if. while I am engaged in doing this, a man
comes in who wants to talk to me about a nor
mal school in Bertie-Richards county, or about
the education of widows at Thibet. I like to
have a fair chance at that statenieni, and 1 like
to do this alone, with my own hand and my own
pen.
After this beginning, I am perfectly willing to
work with an amanuensis, and, in fact, 1 gene
rally do. lam disposed to think that the habit
of using the voice in the composition of a ser
mon is a good one, as holding one to the normal
conditions of the. sermon, which, as 1 said, are
the conditions of any simple public address.’ Of
course a man can train himself to do this when
he is writina*utb his own hand; hut if he is
walking down the room with an intelli
gent amenuensis he is, so to speak, trying bis
address n such a way that he ut least 'hears it
And the audience which is to be has t,be advan
tage that the very words which they listen to
have been already formed upon the ear and
have reverberated upon the ear-drum of some
body. A
A A Dog Trained to Steal.
From the. Providence. Journal.
was only a small and fragrant dog of the
Mir species, and his sol" ambit ion seemed to I*,
to catch a pigeon, for he raced up ami down
Broad street after the birds, missed them every
time, and, in no way discouraged, started off
aftera new lot. Hewas only a common yellow
wire-haired dog, but he could give Bruce's spider
points on perseverance, for lie chased the
pigeons tip and down the street time mid time
again until it really became monotonous to
watch him. All this time no one for mi instant
would have believed that the pup was bent on
nuytbing but bird catching, but suddenly he
gave up the pursuit, dashed into an
open yard, and a second later came
out holding a paint brush in his
mouth and started for home, keeping close to
the buildings all the way, and slinking along
like n thorough thief. Doubtless lie bad visionH
in his mind of a good supper when his master
should receive the stolen goods, but the vision
was soon to fade, for a small boy with a yell
and a section of a paving stone arrested hint in
his flight, and the brush drop tied t 0 the ground
The boy and the dog each seized it at the same
t ime, and a brief but vigorous struggle ensued
which resulted in the boy securing the brush
while the dog. dejected mitt so I. began to look
around for something else that lie could steal
and carry away. With a little additional train
ins; that tloir would In* a treasure to a poor nmu
having an elastic conscience.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A Vermont., 111., fanner plants a sunflower
seed to each hill of beaus. The stalk serves for
a pole while the seed makes excellent chicken
feed.
Tut: West Lebanon CPa.) Rolling Mill Company
Ims shipped a chain weighing twenty-five tons
for use on a five-inast lake schooner. It required
two cars to carry it.
The rapidity with which railroads have been
constructed in Japan, recites a local journal, is
shown by the fact that there are now 311) miles
in daily work on the island.
Gopher tails are currency for the face value
of the county bounty—3c. each—Barnes county.
Dak. Newspapers take them on subscrip
tion, merchants for goods, and they occasion
ally lind their way into the contribution basket
at church.
Modern warfare is returning fast to the use
of weapons which wore long ago given up as
useless. The lance is being restored. Roman
soldiers once carried a spade; English troops
have recently done the same. The dog lias yet
to figure in a war, though the pigeon did useful
w ork in 1810.
Three appees, so green and colicky in appear
ance that one would suppose them to ha' e been
grown during this summer in May, were found
in the grass below- an apple tree on the farm of
John Ayer, of Minot, of Me., where they had
lain all winter long covered by snow; There
may be a hint in this for the orchardists.
The scaffold timbers from which John Brown
was hanged are in the possession of the Coyle
family, of Charleston, W. Va. Coyle first
utilized them for a porch, hut finding that they
were in danger of quick destruction from relic
hunters he took down the scaffold timbers and
put them away, replacing them w ith ordinary
lumber.
There still are wolves in Missouri, and one of
them, a big gray fellow, has been doing some
damage in Johnson county. Ho is too fleet -
flooted for the horses of hunters aud has
whipped all the dogs in the neighborhood until
they are cowed. The other day he treed a small
boy on the way from school, and kept him treed
until the boy’s father came.
An Italian organ boy was summoned the other
day for playing an organ to tho annoyance of a
gentleman living in Gloucester Terrace, Hyde
Park, London. The Magistrate said that in his
opinion a more unmitigated nuisance than bar
rel organs did not exist, and fined the boy 40s.
Whereupon a well-dressed lady standing in the
court room promptly paid tho fine.
On Sunday before Decoration day Mr. Hilary
Ball, of Saybrook, 111., missed from his pasture
his best three-year old. He fired three dyna
mite cartridges, the signal for the assembling of
the Anti-Horse Thief Association, and by 3
o'clock Monday morning the association was in
pursuit. At 7a. ui. fifty men were in saddle.
The horse was found in Robert Mean’s pasture.
Thu “Ba Trignometry classes of the Cleve
land high schools gave themselves a picnic and
a rustic dinner the other day. They bad a
“chemico-mathematical menu” which was a
wonderful combination of chemical, mathemati
cal and Latin terms. Ice cream was put down
as “Vocifero,” and when it is explaihod
that “vocifero"’ may be translated “I scream”
the hilarious character of the joke will be ap
parent.
AFiRMof Birmingham (Eng.) music dealers
was required to tune an organ to accord with a
piano in Moseley. It was impracticable to uring
the instruments together, but a happy plan was
at length stumbled upon. A note of the piano
was struck in front of a telephone, and the
sound was so accurately transmitted to the dis
tant t uner that he was soon able to accomplish
his task, and the organ was sent in season tor
its intended use with the jiauo in a concert.
In view of forthcoming troubles, all the Paris
Rothschilds have had packing cases made lined
with rad morocco leather, each numbered and
labeled, and shaped to receive not only their
pictures and objects of art, but also their pre
cious eighteenth century furniture. These c ases,
numbering many hundreds, are stored in the
Rothschild houses in convenient places, so that
at a moment's notice the objects may he packed,
each in its box, and conveyed to some place of
security.
Here is the way they make sparrows useful
in Germany: Long troughs, placed at the eaves
of houses, are occupied by the sparrows in
building their nests. When the young are
hatched and the mother goes out to procure
food, wire screens are placed over them, with
interstices large enough to permit the passage
of food in to the younglings, but too small to
allow them to escape. As soon as they become
plump they are killed, and make a desirable
article of food.
When James Holroyd, of Waterford, N. Y.,
died last January, he bequeathed his property
to his fiancee, Miss Bessie M. McDonald, of
Northside. But there had been a family feud
between the Holroyds and McDonalds, and
wden the will was read it broke out afresh. On
memorial day Miss McDonald decorated her
lover’s grave with a pillow of flowers. The
brothers of the deceased removed the flowers,
and when the young woman approached the
grave again they drove her away.
The drum major of West Point is a symphony'
in color. Not Solomon in all his glory was ar
rayed like one of these. His simplest ornament
is the nineteen rows of buttons trimming his
coat tail. The rest of him is laced, frogged
zoned, embroidered and mottled with gold: he
has four giant plumes nodding on high and four
yards of filagree blazing on his legs; his coat is
a tangle of glitter, his arms are paragons of
burnish and sheen, his belt is as the stars of
frostland, and the towering head of him is
furred and starred and spangled to the blinding
of the sons of men.
“I know how it was that Horace Greeley’s
famous advice, ’ Young man, go West,’ came to
be written,” says Orange Judd, formerly pub
lisher of the American Agriculturist. “I was
connected with the New York Tribune then, and
Mr. Greeley and I frequently went out to dinner
together. One day, while we were at the table
he took a letter from his pocket and read it to
me. It was from a young man asking advice as
to the best course to take in locating himself
‘Tell him to go out West, stake out a claim
somewhere, and cultivate it,’ said I; ‘there is
where the opportunity for young men exists
now.' Greeley did not say much in response to
my suggestion, but the next day appeared in
the paper an editorial article the refrain of
which was that expression, since so often
quoted: ‘Young man, go West.’ ”
The London correspondent of the New York
World describes Lady Cook, nee Tennio C,
Claflin, as looking as grim, sedate and respecta
ble as a Roman matron. She has, continues the
scribe, almost, the face of a religious recluse
without the slightest expression of a woman of
the world. Her face is regular in its lines and
almost hard in its regularity. Her eyes are a
cold, steely blue and are small. She looks to be
at least 15 years of age. Her light, sandy brown
hair is beginning to show gray. She wore a long
seal fur mantle over a dark green doth dress
Her boots were of the stoutest thick-soled Engl
ltsb make. Her bonnet was a square uglv
brown, tied in grim lines in the most Puritani
cal of knots under her angular chin. The posi
-1 ion that Lady Cook occupies is a most con
servative one now upon all social questions
where she used to provoke so much discussion
and attention.
".My parrot is 100 years old," said Eraßtus
Judd, living at 008 Kim street. “I have had him
for thirty years and my father hail him about
forty years. ‘Old Putnam.’ as we call him, used
to belong to my grandfather, Seth Judrl who
who lived at Shelburne Falls. Mass. The old
gentlemen got him from a sailor in Boston I
have family letters dated in 1790 In which ’Old
Putnam is referred to as ’a prattle bird which
iiutii been taught to say after one much of our
New England primer and certain of Dr Watts’
hymns for the young.’ Ido not see that the
parrot Is not as young as ever. He is very do
cile and he talks as cleverly os a child of O' His
plumage is still bright, but his sight has fail.d
him somewhat. The way to tell the ago of a
parrot is lo count the rings on his claws. Anew
ring (or wrinkle) comes every tenth year. ‘Old
Putnam’ has nine of these rings and a starter
Joe Mulhatton, famous as the originator of a
hundred mountainous stories, is living now in
Louisville. He is a queer fellow, a successful
commercial traveler, one who never drinks nor
smokes, ami who is not worth SI,OOO He gives
away his money. "He can’t help It," raid a
friend: hi'has to empty his pockets when he
runs upon any pitiable ease.'' Mulhatton’s one
weakness is his fancy for telling awful lies in
print. He will work for a month upon some
fabrication not a quarter of a column in length
until he* ha Riven if a tonu of inganunuKm*Ks
which makes It travel. A Mr. Peters. Midhat
tons old employer, showed a letter the other
day front the eccentric fellow In which he in
closed a printed slip tearing his latest story It
was of a man in Kentucky who liad trained
monkeys to pick hemp, and has had a great nut
through the press within the last throe months
"They are awful stories," said Mr. Peters “but
they afford the only place where Joe will Re
Id take his word in a business way for anv
amount. ’ '
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