The morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, July 22, 1887, Page 4, Image 4

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4 ChcHlornindlftts © Morning News Building, Savannah, Ga. imn>AY. JX T LY S*, 1887. Btgif!, nil at the J'o’f OtHec in S-ircnu.ih. The Von ■ IS' N'lws is published every day in fteyenr ami is so-ved to subscriber* in thr Hty, bv ne* il<ler* and caniers. the.r o-vii a eoviu* -t v,j e<w!ts a week. *1 win month, to tor six months and $!0 O' for me year. ’lhe Mimxixo Nxws, hy mail, one month. Si 0 Mirer months, $2 tJ, six iflsintfth, S6 w; ore war. -IP HO. The MoUM.n'U Nr.xes. vy mail, six times c week ivrllfcout SiiJidiiT iSMim, three moctUs, fu 0>: nit months. $4 >V on#vear. s.•> 00. Tin 1 V.,at:*o n'kws. Tri-weekly. Mondnys. SVrtljiuodiiy* and Kriilays, or Tues law. Thors d>.-.i and Satonlays. throe months, SI 2a; six moutlio. ?2 BO; on year. $5 00. The St -.day Nkts. laivtail, one year. v- (10. The Wc-KM Kr-WS. I", ail, one year. *1 25. f'tibscr.pt ions p * a blv in advance Remit by postal order. cheek <r legistered letter. Cur rency sc lit by mail at risk of senders. Letters an<i telegrams should bo addressed •'Sb*nM?;o Newo, Savannah, G t. " Advertising rare* n:cd kL-ovn on application. INDEX To” NhW ADVLiITISKMEMS. Sex. ial KoTIc-rs Notion to Storekeepers, Savannah Steam Bakery; To Petit Jurors Su perior Court; Chatham Superior Court, June Term. 1887. Bas:: Eau.—Amateurs vs. Orientals. Auction Sai.u-- -Furniture, by J. McLaujchHu .t Sou. Steamship ScncDVLC—Ocean Steamship Cos. Fruit JAKR-Jas. 8. Silva & Soil. Cheap Co:.v:jn AovEtmsEXKNTS—ltelp Want ed; Employment Wanted; For Ueut; l or Sale; Buntm"r Resorts: Miscellaneous. Boynton Fuhnacer—Cornwell & Clitptnan. Fou Sale at Griffin, Ga J. 11. Keith. Tho Morning; News for the Summer. Pet sons leaving the city for the summer can have the Morning News forwarded by the earliest fast mails to any address at the rate of 25c. a week, *1 for a month or $2 50 for three months, cash invariably in ad vance. The address may be changed as often as desired. Ir. directing a change care should be taken to mention the old as well r s the new address. Those who desire to have their home paper promptly delivered to them while away shouidleave tfcoir subscriptions at. the Busi ness Office. Special attention will be given to make this summer service satisfactory and to forward papers by the mast direct and quickest routes. “Sleeping on the Green” is a popular song in Savannah just now. Mrs. Cleveland is proving of great value to her husband as “the great anchor on the right.” The loafers are excusing themselves just now, upon the plea that they are “para lyzed by the thermometer.” The man who says “Never mind the weather so the wind don’t blow,” must be impervious to both heat and cold. The handies of most of .the imported toothbrushes are made from the thigh bones of horses. The fact is not a pleasant one. The prompt conviction of men known to be criminals will go further toward making the laws respected than anything else that can be done. A by no means inconsiderable number of Georgia farmers are trying to figure out whether a fair puts more money into their pockets titan it takes out. General Paine's yacht, the Volunteer, is nearly ready to take her first sail. Site is said to be a beauty, and it is believed that she will be wonderfully fast. If he succeeds in becoming the ruler of Bulgaria, Prince Ferdinand may live to be as anxious to get out of that country as he now seems to be to get into it The Springfield (Mass.) Republican is “booming' Robert T. Lincoln for the Presi dency. The hot weather has caused the Re/mUiitin to be attacked by a mild type of insanity. The French seem to be under the impres sion tliat Franco can accomplish as a republic w liat it could not accomplish as an empire. Perhaps it can, but republics thrive best iu peace. The number of murders recently commit ted iu this country is appalling. There never was a time when the vigorous enforce ment of the laws was uioro urgently needed than at present. Milwaukee, Wis., has a newspaper called Die Deutsche Amerikanische Oewerbie unit Industrie Zeitung: Fortsehritt dcr Zc.it It must require a squad of newsboys to cry it on the streets. • ________________________ Ex-Senator Dorsey’s silence regarding “soap” for next year’s camnaign doubtless causestheßepubiicanspoin. The ex-Geuutor has not forgotten tho ingratitude of bis party associates. Boston is said to be more active in stock speculation than any other city in the country. Since Boston departed from or tbodox ways in religion, she has exhibited great interest in all kinds of gambling. Quite frequently itis announced that srmo gunner, or bicyclist, or other sportsman litis “broken the record.” This is ail well enough, biit it is somewhat strange that no plowman, or cottou-hoer, or other laborer ever breaks the record in his specialty. It is announced that the visitors at tVest ern summer resorts are dazzled by the beauty of the Southern girls who are sum mering out there. It is probable, however, that the Westerners will not kick against this sort of “Southern outrage.” Mr. Biaino has dcvelojied u wonderfully sympathetic vein since he went to England. Ho sympathizes with everybody he meets and with n gc<xl many ho does not meet. It is noticeable, however, that lie kisq well out of the way of tho poor Irishmen. Government Isuids are said to bo rapidly concentrating in the bands of large holders, and the interest checks oil the registered 4’s have lately decreased from 00,(00 to :iO,oon. It is more apparent than ever that a small clique controls the funds of tho country. The Democrat* of Ohio have made a gold selection for Governor and have adopted a got si platform. Thomas Edward Powull, of Delaware county, is a staunch Democrat, who believes that Mr. Cleveland is making a good President and that tho revenues of the government ought to bo reduced by re ducing the tariff, and not by talcing the fax off whisky, and the Democrats of Ohio en- tha st-.n;;) vii’tvz. A Feature of Convict Camps. While the Logklnture is inquiring into the management of tLo convict camps and the complaints of abuses alleged to be com mitted there, would it not be well to make a pretty thorough investigation of the extent to which freedom is permitted to convicts who arc known as “trusties?” There is an impre. ..ion that there are a great many con victs who eujoy about ns much liberty as if they wore not under a sentente to hard labor in ti;o penitentiary for a term of yours. This impression may l* erroneous, and if it is it ought to bo corrected, and if it isn’t proper stops ought to lie taken to compel the lessees to resjiect the action of the courts. It is tho purpose of tho State that convicts shall lie punished for their crimes. It costs a great deal of money to secure their con viction, and it is an outrago upon justice and a clear indication of contempt for the State's authority for minor officials to nul lify tho purpose of tho courts by granting convicts privileges which relieve their prison life of about all of its disagreeable and bur densome features. The New Orleans Picayune, a few days ago, called attention to this matter of “trusties,” and quoted from a number of the Louisiana parish papers pub lished in the vicinity of the con vict camps, to show that many of tlie convicts enjoyed about ns much freedom ns if they wero under no restraint what ever. One instance was mentioned where a “trusty” was found in the town of Iber ville roaming about the streets and conduct ing himself in a very insolent manner, and when told by tiie fawn marshal to go back to his camp he replied that his bosses per mitted hint to go and come as lie pleased and that he didn’t propose to pay any atten tion to the instructions of the marshal. In another instance a number of “trusties” de termined to escape, and to get the clothing and money necessary to make their under taking successful attempted to rob the house of a planter in Ascension parish and would have murdered tiie planter hud they not been prevented by the timely arrival of tiie planter's son. The Legislature ought to find out how many “trusties” there arc in each camp, and who confers the degree of “trusty” on a convict. It would also lie interesting to know by what authority the degree is con ferred, and whether it is not conferred upon more white than black convicts in proportion to their number. Reports now and then find their way into print that a convict that hits influential friends is treated more like a guest in tiie camps than as a convict condemned to hard labor. Tho Legis lature should find out, if possible, whether the lessees ever nullify tiie sentences of the courts by treating convicts more leniently than it is intended they shall lie treated. This matter is of more importance than it appears to be at first glunce, and the legis lature will act wisely by giving it careful attention. Uphold the Officers of the Law. Tiie sentence imposed by Judge Adams niton Fogarty is doubtless very generally ap proved. The Judge is evidently determined to do what he can to lessen tiie number of crimes of violence in this community; and ovefy good citizen ought to give him every possible encouragement in this work. He said very justly that he could not understand the puri>se of the jury in coupling n recom mendation to mercy with their verdict. There were no extenuating circumstances connected witli the case. If Fogarty were accountable, and tho jury clearly considered that lie was, then there was no excuse what ever for his deed, and if he wero not ac countable he should not have been tried for tho crime with which ho was charged, but should have been sent to tho insane asylum. Of course tho Judge has sympathy for Fogarty’s family, and no doubt every citi zen who knows anything üboul the ease sympathizes with them, but sympathy ought not to lie permitted to interfere with duty. There is nothing to be said in condemnation of the efforts which have been made tosliield Fogarty from the jicnolty of his crime. His family hav’o done, and are doing, just what other fami lies under like circumstances would do, but tiie court, the prosecuting attorney and tho jury had tiie good of society to consider, and that is of far more impor tance titan tiie feelings of the family >f the criminal. The laws are made for the pro tection of society, and if they are not en forced in letter and spirit they will afford no protection whatever. 1s t every citizen assist in bolding up tho hands of those who are entrusted with administering the laws and there will soon tie a noticeable decrease ia tho number of crimes of violence. It is strange tliat the negroes of Atlanta should opiHi.se Representafativo Glenn’s bill preventing the coslucation of the races in tbo Atluufa University. These aro the same negroes who, not long ago, so earnest ly opjiosed anything like a mixture of tiie races in schools tliat they sought and ob tained none but negro teachers for negro schools in Atlautn. In this case it is more than likely that tnoro is a whito man “in the woodpile” instead of a “nigger.” If there is, he ought to bo run out so that lie may be known. Mr. John D. Perry, of St Louis, father in-law of Mayor Francis, of tho same city, says: “We arc going to bnvo President Cleveland in St. Louis iu spite of the Repub lican press, and we shall do him honor when lie comes.” Mr. Perry might add that not only will the people of St. Ia uis honor tho President should ho visit their city, but that they will give him a rousing majority next year. 1 What is tho trouble with this man f” asked his honor at the Mayor's Court yesterday morning. “lie was found (’routing a breeze on tho corner of Bull and President streets,’, replied tiie officer. “Hot him g<>! let hint go!”exclaimed his honor. “Tho man who creates a breeze in t his sort of weather is a public benefactor.” Certain citizens of Kansas make n grave charge against Prof. Wiley, of tho Agricul tural Department. They assert tliat he is secretly in tiie pay of European beet-root sugar producers to make a had showing for the sorghum industry. Prof. Wiley ought to demand an investigation. Roscoo Colliding seems to liave convinced the Republicansthatiieisnota disapimintcil man. Indeed, they are now much iii|iosed to curry favor with him, hoping, no doubt, that ho will aid Mr. Blaine next year to forget tho disappointment to which he was subjected in IBS4. Of twenty-six tramps recently arrested in Central Park, New York, not one was un der (10 yeans of ago. It would seem that a man (10 years of age would rather do any thing cltiuui tramp. THE MORNING NEWS: FRIDAY, JULY 22, 1887. The Naval Stores Eill. Senator Brantley's bill to regulate the in spection and sale of naval stores, published in our dispatches yesterday, does not ap pear to have treated a great deal of inter est among tl.e naval store's factors ar.d buy ers in this city. Of course they are inter ested in all legislation which in any way tout hes their business, but apparently they do not regard this bill as particularly hurt ful or iicneficitfl to them. Some of the fac tors at first thought about calling a meet ing of the Board of Trade to consider the bill, but after they had studied it a little more carefully it seemed to be the better opinion that it called for no organized ac tion from them. Home of them said, and it is not improbable that they voiced tho sen timent of the majority, that they would pre fer no legislation at all, because they did not think there was occasion for any, but that there was nothing in Senator Brant ley's bill to call for aggressive hostility to it front them. Tho hill fixes the inspection fees at just w hat the inspectors now receive. It is true that the producers pay the factors a little more than these fees, but that is a matter of contract between tho producers and factors, which tho contracting parties can arrange to suit themselves. As for the praetico of “homing” the fac tors say that they are not, tujd never have been, guilty of that, and, hence, there is no necessity for prohibitory legislation with re gard to it, so far as they are concerned. The bill scents to legalize the practice with ro spect to buyers. At least it permits them to remove the inspectors' grade marks and to substitute their own, provided they do not use those of the inspectors. The practice of "horning” would, perlitjps, be abandoned altogether if the purchasers in the final markets were to demand of their brokers or buyers certified copies of the cer tificates of inspection which tire furnished the buyers here. The practice of “horning” might also be prevented, perlia;®, by requir ing tho inspectors to brand their grade marks upon the barrels, but that would be a rather tedious and expensive method, and might not meet with favor even from the producers if they were called upon to bear part of the expense of it. From present indications tho Brantley bill w ill not have active opposition from the naval stores trade hero. The Oglethorpe Seminary. The announcement elsewhere in this issue of the opening of the Oglethorpe Seminary for girls this fall in Savannah will doubtless be received with general satisfaction. It is a singular fact that while Charleston has nearly always had a fine school of this class it is many years since one existed in Savan nah, if indeed any were ever here coming up to the projier level. The result is that for a long time many daughters of parents .able to afford the expense have been educat ed at the North, while at almost anytime equal advantages could have been combined for them here at far less cost. The item of cost, however, is not the only consideration making a finishing school in Sa vannah a prime necessity. Equal in importance and of gravity upon the lives of the girls, and to the society of which they subsequently^become members, is the tone of feeling and thought imparteil to them by tiiis foreign education, and the loss of a sincere appreciation of those things really admirable in their own city and State. It is most fortunate that a lady of culture and capacity has at last undertaken the task of bringing together the ability for instruction in all branches that can bo found here, and of organizing a school which proposes to send out its girls as completely educated and equipped as they would be anywhere else. In this there is lfbthing antagonistic to the purposes of a public school system. Education costs money, and it goes without saying that it is not intended that tho public schools shall afford all the educational ad vantages to be found in the best private schools where tho amount of instruction given to each girl separately is necessarily greater than that furnished by the State or city to scholars bearing a much larger pro portion in number to the teachers. The new enterprise certainly deserves encourage ment, and there Is every reason to believe that it will meet with success. Savannah is a beautiful city and hus many attractions. Why should it not add to its attractions seminaries of such excellence as to draw students of both sexes front all parts of this State, and even from other States, to enjoy its educational facilities! Every time Jay Gould turns around the Wall street financiers in New York lose their heads. Somebody discovered ustcamer chair, the other day, displayed in front of a furniture store with Gould’s name and tin words “Steamship Etruria” painted on the back. Immediately there was a rumor that Gould was going to Europe and tho Wall street financiers rushed about excitedly in quiring: “What is lie up to now;’’ A prompt contradiction of the rumor pre vented stocks from taking a tumble. It ir. stated that Mr. James Fenner Leo, of Maryland, may reconsider his determina tion to resign tho secretaryship of the American Legation at Vienna. It scents that tho report that he had already resigned was untrue. Before the appointment of Gen. Lawton ns Minister, Mr. Lee's salary was about $0,1)00. It will now he reduced tosJLHKi, that being the regular salary of tho secretary. Mr. 1-eo is regarded its of great value to the legation. C. A. Buckley, tho blind Democratic poli tician of Matt Francisco, has just returned from Paris, where he went to consult ocu lists as to the probability of regaining his sight. They gave him hopes of its restoration in the course of time. But whether lie ever sees sunlight again or not, it is likely that ho will continue to lead the Republicans of his city a dance they will not like. The Courier, of Koine, fought prohibi tion in that city with great vigor, but now that the tight is lost amiouuces that it will place no obstacle in the way of tho enforce ment of the law, but will lend its aid in up holding it. This is tho right course. If a majority of the people in a community say that they want prohibition, tho minority should cheerfully acquiesce. About 1,000 female educators attended the teachers’ meeting recently held in Chi cago. Only one of them called herself a “lady teacher.” The others, when s|leaking of themselves, used the word “woman." They wisely refrained from enoroaching upon the rights of the “wash ladle*" and “cook ladies” of the land. Bon Butler Is In Maine having a generally good time. The jieople meet hint in crowds, shake bunds with him, and then listen to sixx'cheti from him. Next year he might find amusement by running for President in Maine. It will not do for him to try it anyavhero else in the couutry. I CURRENT COMMENT, What Troubles Them. Ft fw the Multite I>>j:■•:!< ! en.) Jr.d&ring from savage rri*i:i-i uißile by Re publican papers of tne j artusao stripe of Mr. rlevelaiiff's sptKcbes ana they must be <livad£ully afi-aid that lu is with tho people. Nobody Is Boosting Him. From the Ronton Glo'se (Dem.) S*iiator Khorman is n ported as saying: “I do not want to b? held up to the people of tho United States as a Presidential candidate if there is auy doubt about Ohio." We cannot discover tliat there is uny one holding him up lo any jfn ar extent, it dead certain that nobody is boosting. Prevent Els Doing Damage. From the Tieio York Star (Don.) In other words, Mr. Itandall is a protectionist. He believes in methods of taxation which the gr*at body of Democrats disavow and disap prove. Of course, Mr. Randall is entitled to his opinions. We cannot nav that his heresy upon so important a subject oi federal taxation places him out of the Democratic line, but we do say that he should not be placed in n position in the House of Representatives which will enable him to force his ncresies upon the administration and the party. With Serene Enjoyment. Front the Washington Foe* (Dem.) With serene enjoyment of the thing the Presi dent keeps right on making keen but good-na tured thrusts at his blatant censors. Talking yesterday at Fayetteville. N. V., about his boy hood there he told of the howling panther near the lake, the dread of which often hindered his going a-iLshing. “Hut added the President, “since I have been in Washington I have hoard so much howling that 1 don’t believe that pan ther could have any terrors for me now.” Evi dently it is tho President's innings, and he is scoring some good hits. BRIGHT BITS. He—And did you see Monte Carlo while you were in Europe y Sin* -No; Papa called on him, I believe; but from his disappointed appearance when he got back to the hotel 1 think Mr. Carlo must have been out.— Rostoit Traveller, ' Misthicii Copy,” said one of Buffalo Bill's Indians Iho other day, “Can I lave the aggre gation temporarilyV*' “Why, Bounding Pan ther?” asked liuilalo Bill “Sure, an' I'd like to visit me old homo at Bally Kilmucky when I'm so nare it.”-' “All right, you can have a week’s furlough.”— Pittsburg Chronicle. Tiie Waco Day asks who ever heard of a man “smoking his way into heaven?” The Sen's won’t undertake to answer the question, but will simply suggest that the Good Book tells us that the Prophet Elijah went to heaven in a chariot of fire, and where there was so much lire there must have been some smoke.— Deni son \ Texas) Ne tvs. As old farmer come into a suburban village one day this week to hire help for mowing But they were not to be had at any price, and the old granger left disgusted, saying: “It beats all natur’; help ain't wuth nothin'now days, and they want twice as much wages as the're wuth. ' This problem will tax the jumbo intellects to find what “the're wut!i. v—Provi dence Journal. A farmer stood at the Ithaca gas well yester day and sadly declared it was just ruining Bible prophecy to dig such tilings, i>n being asked to explain he said: “If the oil and gas is all pumped out of the earth, don’t it stand t reason that there will lx? nothing left inside for the final burning up of tin- world. It is just spoiling Bibl* prophecy, and ought to be stopped.”— Elmira Gazette. A lady walked into a city store a few days ago and inquired for the carpet department, to which sli* was conducted. “You see,” she ex plained, ‘I bought a piece of carpet here for' my mrlor, and Samuel, my husband, says nothin' ’ll do but we must have more like it So 1 want to get the remnant. I don’t remember the clerk that waiUsl on me, but I’d know the carpet if I set eyes on it.” Three clerks w re kept busy an hour .and a half unrolling carpeting for her identification, but the desired remnant didn't come to light. “Dear me, this is very disappointing,” said the lady, with a tone of vexation, “I felt sure I could find the rest of it.” “When did you buy the goods, madam?” in- quired the clerk. •'Oh, twenty-two or twenty three years ago. I know it won just about the time of Lee's sur render and Samuel wished to celebrate, null — " “Ah, madam,’’ said the clerk, "I fear the remnant has been sold " -Buffalo Courier. Attorney for Defendant.- I will now ask the witness what lie was doing on the evening of.Jan. I'd? Counsel for Plaintiff—Objected to as incom petent. iijtxcusablo, irrelevant- and incompre heusible? '' A. for D.—Your honor. T insist upon,the wit ness answering tliis question! The Court Come, gentlemen, no quarreling: let ns proceed with the case—the objection is sustained. A, tor I’.- Very good: now then, Mr. Pluck etn, on lit" evening of Jan. 12 you were seen- . C. for IV—You miserable old shyster, the court rules that question out. A. for D You pettifogging final proof thief, if it wasn’t for his honor's presence I'd sweep the court room with your contemptible carcass. Withdraw your objection, you white-livered cur, or arm yourself. c. for I'.—l throw myself on the protection of the court. The court here produces a forty-four self cocker: the at ti nicy for the defendant yields the • "cut and harmony is again restored.— Dakota Hitt. PERSONAL,. The health of Minister McLane’s wife contin ues in a precarious slate. Allan Arthcr, son of the late ex-Presidont Arthur, has arrived at Paris. Marshal MacMaiion is concluding his me moirs entitled "The Journal of My Life." Air.. Irtino's friends say that the actor's profits for the last year will not fall short of jfHKi.O o. Hkenmardt looks forward to one winter it: Paris bcioix, he .’inning her three years’ tour of the world. Sena ron Qrxv is not, a great orator, hut be is repuP’J to be one of the most terse anil vigor ous of writers. ( )njector Holy an. according to the testimony of an intimate friend, pro) loses to end his Con gressional career w ith the present Congress. Neal Dow has accepted an invitation fo de liver an addre on prohibition ill Massachu setts. lie will then take purl in the canvass in New Volk. Ex (!ov. Shepherd says he has succeeded splendidly with his mines at lJat< pelis. Alex., .and will continue the work, but wail reside m Washington. Lam Hi rdftt Coptts has been received back into Queen Victoria's favor. Since her mar imp' to Ist youthful husband th ■ baroness has been persistently snubbed at court. William K. Vanderbilt, who is stil! in Lon don, lias leased Beaufort Castle. Lord Lovat’s new and picturesque seat in Inverness, for two months, at a rental of $lO,OOO. It is said tube tlie very ideal of a sporting estate. Minirteii IIt'BBARD writes to the State De partment that the English are recovering their lost ground in Japan, and before long may be ex|'ete,l to take the reins from the Hermans, who have had everything for some years buck. Queen Victoria lias contributed numerous relics to the Mary Stuart Tercentenary Ex hibit inn at Peterborough; among them a Bible with tlie Queen Scots' autograph, and a print of the Queen and Lord Dormcy, of which only three copies exist. The ladies of St. lain is. anticipating the Presi dent's acceptance of the invitation to visit the city during i'air week, are making special prep arations for tl.e entertainment of Airs. Cleve land. A grand rceept ion and banquet have been projected for the occasion. Frank Vincent, who wrote "The Land of the White Elephant." has just returned from a 86,000 mile journey in south America, where be had been in every capital and important seaport and explored many leagues of unknown territory, lb- is a quiet man. tall arid slim, with a dark brown moustache and a woll-Uumed face. Accord;no to an old custom (Jeorge W. Childs is acting during tln* summer us sexton nt the little Episcopal church at. Elberon, N. J. He scuts visitors who liave no pews of their own, and also passes the contnbution box. Air. Childs is very proud of Ids ofHee, and will not accept dny ether in the ijift of the little church. Thomas Adolphis Trollope, who has lieen resjdlu;: in Italy for Inoro than thirty years, is about to return to England and has taken a house nt Burtleigh Hal tenon. in flevonahlre Mr. T. A. Trollop, was for a long time the Italian correspondent of the Daily AVn , first nt Flor ence and subsequently at Rome, and lie has w ritten several capital novels, none of which, however, gained as much popularity ns the works of his younger brother, Anthony, who, bv the way, was indebted to "T. A." for the plot o'f "Dr. Thome." one of his most successful stories. It may lie hoped that Air. Troll,ah' will some day publish Ins reminiscences of 1-andor. I-ever ana nt my other political and Uterir • eel. britles with whom he enjoyed mucu iaturoouPM. A Timely Tribute. From the Xew York World. Biased is the bath! Be it in th* mighty wean. With its ever swelling motion. Clasping maidenhood divine In its ••green and glassy brine,' 1 Choking off the man who chatters, Tearing dignity to tatters. Lighting up Ua*. bathers pay With an aureole of spray. Fondling beauty as it swims In a maddening swirl of limbs, Nature few such tonics hath As the bath! Blessed is the bath! Be it by the river side here the gamin doth abide. Where he dresses “on the run," Where his towel is the sun, Where his bold ablutions eeaso When his sentry yells “Police,” Where he flaunts without distress His barbaric nakedness. Plunging downward, hissing hot, From the most unlikely spot, Plowing deep his watery path Through the bath! Blessed is the bath! - > Where you’re roasted, grilled and boiled Till you're satisfied you're spoiled; Where you're rubbed and drubbed and scrubbed, Thumped and kneaded, steamed and tubbed; Thrown on beds—but not of roses— \ Played upon by various hoses, f Hammered at an awful rate, l ire you lose your real estate, Then when all the torture's over Tucked away in blissful clover, Drowned forever is yum* wrath In the bath! Blessed is the bath! Though your basin is a small one. Though your room be hut a “hall” ono, Though you cannot make a plunge With a pitcher and a sponge, Though you nervously may grope For tin* hard and slippery soap, And despite of ail objections Have to bathe yourself in sections, Standing while you drip and drain Till youi* towel dries again— Surely e'en s.*me merit hath Such a bath. Edward E. Kiddhr. Fly Fishing Extraordinary* From the American Angler. Oscar Sinedberg, the excellent lawyer, culti vated. bright and \sdnninggentlemau, whose stui ami untimely death near ten years since brought grief to the Hearts of ft host of friends in New York and elsewhere—he and the writer, some time in the •fifties,” were wading down the Beaverkill side by side casting flies with “emu lative zeal.” The sun had just disappeared behind a west* ern mountain, while its rays glided the tops of many more that encircled us. The soft evening air was filled with bird and insect life and the trout were leaping in every pool. It is needless to say wc were content and happy. Smedberghad straightened his long line be hind him and commenced making the forward east, when liis hand was suddenly arrested. We both instinctively looked back and saw that a swallow had taken one of his dies and was soar ing aloft like the lark. Fora moment Smod berg stood a:; if paralyzed, his rod perpendicu lar, his reel (which chanced to have a weak click i singing as the line was rapidly drawn ofl When he bad taken in the situation he reeled in until only his easting line separated the bird from the rod, lowered its tin so that 1 was ena bled to seize the leader, tako the bird in my hand and remove the hook from its bill. For tunately the bird was not seriously injured, and on being released went its way, a rejoicing, but doubtless much astonished swallow. Upon another stream, at another time over a score of years, another friend and I, while en gaged iu tty ILshing, stopped at a farm bouse for a glass of milk or water. I leaned my rod against the house, entered it and made known my wants. Before they were supplied I heard my rod fall, and upon looking out of the door saw it moving oft in tow of an old hen, evident ly in a very excited state of mind. She, to gratify her own appetite, or that of one of the brood of chicks that surrounded her, had taken one of my tiles as it swung in the air. With some difficulty, and amidst much cackling, “fuss aud feathers," I secured the fowl, removed the hook aud gave the mother to her offspring. Why Sam Couldn’t Whistle “Croppies Lie Down.” From the Xew York Evening Sun. “Say, Sam, whistle us “Croppies Lie Doon ” “I don't know it, sail ” “Oh, yes, you do. (jive it to us and we’ll give you $5.” While Sam was considering the proposition a bystander explained to the reporter that the short, thick-set, and very black negro to whom the offer was made lei i a reputation all over the country for his marvelous powers as a whistler. In fact he made his living by whist ling. In the summer he visited the watering places by the seashore, in the mountains—any where in fact that people gathered on pleasure bent . In the winter he worked the larger cities of the South and West. He was said to have laid aside a comfortable store against a rainy day. Meanwhile Sam had sized the party up and readied the conclusion that there was not a North of Ireland mail among them. Solemnly shaking his head, he pronounced his ultimatum: "No, sah; T would like de money, but 1 can't whistle dat piece. De las’ time i done whistle it a big Irishman lie lit onto me in de back. He wasn’t sasefied to hit me wid he flat. lie slugged mo iu tie head wid a tree. Looka hyur.” He took off his old slouch hat and exhibited a deep scar extending clear across the skull, and then continued: "Since dat time I have done eliminated dat s’lection from my ripurtry.” The OUe3t Newspaper in the World. Prom the Poll Mall Gazette. It is generally believed that the Timex, of London, and the Gazette de Frame, of Paris, are tl e oldest papers in existence, but this ap pears to he a mistake. The honor belongs to the Chinese, who possesses a journal started nearly 1,000 years ago. Its name is the King- Pan. It was founded, says a learned bibliophist, in the year illl of the Christian era. At first it was published at irregular periods, but in 1381 it be came a weekly. In iso! it underwent another transformation and apiieared daily. It costs a halfpenny, and issues three editions. The morn ing edition, printed on yellow paper, is devoted to commerce; the noon edition, printed on white puper, contains official acts and miscella neous ivuvs: while tlio evening edition, printed on red paper, is taken up with political informa-' tiuu mid leading articles. It is edited by six members of the Academy of Science, and the total sale of the three editions is 14,000 copies. The Sudden Doath of a Pittsbu rgr Mule /"nim the Pittsburg Dispatch. “Whoa!” veiled the driver of one of Alderson's brick wagons on Second avenue about 2 o'clock yesterJuy afternoon! at the. same time giving the n ins a sharp jelk. One of the team, a big mule, droppe 1 over as quick as if it was shot. "What in ,” said the driver, and then stopped short, scratched his head, climbed down and kicked the mule carefully. Tile muledi In't kickback, ami the driver scratched lh.s head again, and said: “Well, I’ll be .’’ He didn't liuish. but scratched his heed aguin and re marked: “Wh*, he's dead!” Sure enough, heart disease, nr some other electric ailment, had got in its work on the mule, nml the thousand or two jieople who had gath ered in the two minutes in which all this oc curred. each seemed to think it was his duty to touch the driver ou the shoulder and ask couil dentially: “How d'Ju come to kill him !’’ Tlio Heart After Decapitation. From the London Figaro. Pr. Charcot, the famous hvpnotizer, lias re cently had a chance of examining immediately after decapitation one of the -1 i>or cent, of French murderers who get executed. Thanks to the assistance of the police, his examination commenced two seconds utter the knife of the guillotine had fallen; and the head even then had ceased to give any sign of life, though mus cular movement continued in the neighborhood of the Jaw until the sixth second. But theheat ing of the ln art, caused by the influx of blood, actually continued for sixty minutes. The con elusion finally arrived at was that the death of the guillotined man luul not been .caused l.y uspliyxia The violent irritation of the nerves of the neck, it was decided, had reacted upon the heart, and death followed Ihu shock. Florry Dunn’s Achievement. From the. Pall Mall Gazette. The most ini cresting thing nlsiut the children's Jubilee in Hydf i**rk has not yet, we think. ls?en mentioned liunti tba; paragon of punctuality, who '•, presented to the qnm n as the scholar who hart never missed a single at tendance, is an Irish gild. Wnat a just retribu tion, to be sure! The Daily Telegraph, which vies v, ith the Times in Its incessant railing at the Irish rare, organizes a great, fete, uni 1 tin• cen tral llgure In the show turu* out to lie a little Irish girl. Hundreds of her kith and kin." says our informant, "are living in my neighborhood in the heart of Tipperary.” Bravo, Flurry Ihi"n! If every Irish girl and boy will peg away with your exemplary pertinacity, old Ireland w ill get bur meed of justice sooner than some of her eaomioi. expect. ITEMS OF INTEREST. I.v Prussia it is the railway employes who are generally the victims of accidents: the percent age of passengers Injured or killed is very small. A Brooklyn woman stole a waist from a fancy goods store, and the next day took it back to exchange for one that would fit her. She was handed over to the police. The Empress of China has presented 600 stanzas of poetry of her own composision to the Haulin College, while Prince Chu’un has written a collection of verse in which he has described the novel objects that he saw in liis tour through China last year. In Salem, Mass , the other Sunday, Pr. Bolles, of the Universalist church, preached in the Baptist church, and Dr. Bishop, of the Methodist church, preached in Dr. Bolles’ churc’". Both gentlemen preached from the text. “For now we see through a glass darkly, but then Face to face ” A Boston man, after getting on a Brooklyn street car, discovered that he had no change less than a SSO bill. The conductor lent him his fare and the man took his name and address. Next week the conductor received a check for S3 from the Boston man in appreciation of his kindness in lending the nickel. An American in London says that the in creased popularity and growth in number of the large betels are a noticeable feature of change during the last ten years. The business advan tage of a large hotel has been learned from Americans, and the "big taverns” which wore once an object of ridicule, are now quite com mon. CorNT Hochberg, manager of tho royal thea tres at Berlin, has just made an arrangement whic]) might be advantageously copied else where. lie has secured the services of three well-known artists, Bracht, Dieiitz and Heyden, who are to be consulted with reference to the scenic arrangements whenever anew opera or play is placed on the stage. San Francisco has a most commendable club, called the “Sight Seers.” It is a walking club, with no initiation fees and no dues, the only re quisite being that each member bring his lunch on the regular weekly tramps. The club re cently ascended Mount Tamalpais, from which one may overlook San Francisco and the sur rounding country for fifty miles. An old German fanner, living about ten miles back of Sebewaing, Mich., has a wildcat for a pet. It was caught wjien very young, but has now been the familiar friend of the farmer for eight years. It follows him like a dog. and is truly loyal, with but one exception, anil that is that he dotes on chickens. This is-slightly off set by the fact that he can kill more rats than a t housand tame cats. The lady artists have recently been giving a masked ball in the city of Munich, which was attended by COO ladies. Gentlemen were re fused admission, nevertheless we are told that they had a merry time of it. A large propor tion of the guests appeared in gentlemen's cos- | tume, as officers, etc. As may be naturally sup posed, the waiters and other attendants ail be longed to the fair sex. The District Commissioners at Washington have decided that no more fire alarms shall be rung from church or tower bells, and that bells on street car horses shall be prohibited. They argue that fire alarm bells are worse than use less. excitihg the people, and drawing crowds that interfere wiih the firemen; and that the bells on the car horses make unhecessary noise, and do not prevent accidents. During a thunder storm at Hazelton, Pa., lightning struck a penknife in the hands of High Sheriff Zierdt, who was bathing in a tub. When he recovered consciousness he found nothing but small splinters of the tub he had breri bathing iu, and the water it contained was equally distributed over the floor, as if done with a mop in the hands of a scrubwoman. The niettU in the knife was melted. No other evidence that the lightning had entered the room could be fouud. SiXTEEN-YEAR-OLD CH.VRLOTTE McKaY, of Philadelphia, had the entire charge of her three small brothers and sister, and of the household as well, her mother being in an insane asylum. She is a nervous child, anil the work was too much for her frail body. A day or two ago a neighbor thought Charlotte ■ did wrong, and threatened to tell her father and have her whipped. The threat resulted in the girl's try ing to kill herself by swallowing poison. She was discovered in time and her life saved. The Sultan of Johore has a wonderful palace near Singapore. Its wealth and beauty rival the “Arabian Nights” tales splendor; and he is always willing to show his marvels to the many strangers touching at his shore. He entertains bis guests at meals with food served in golden vessels, which service cost S7tiO,UUO. Tile regalia he wears is valued at §500,000. a sword Queen Victoria presented cost the neat sum of §50,000, and he delights to dazzle the eyes of his en chanted spectators with these wondrous visions of wealth. Kev. Dr. Torsey, of Lewiston, Me., says that once he went to marry a couple. On arriving at the bride’s home he found a physician in at tendance. The bride was alarmingly ill. “If you can many these people iu five minutes, you may do it," said the physician. “You hold her pulse, and 111 hold the watch,” said Dr. Torsey. “I performed the ceremony,” saiil Dr. Torsey," and on concluding, looked at my watch and fuund I had been eighty seconds perform ing the ceremony. The groom handed mo slu and I retired.” There is a had coon in Brockville, Canada. It recently attacked a sow with a litter of pigs. She fought him off as best she could until the uproar attracted a squad of other hogs, which rushed to the sow’s Assistance and succeeded in driving the coon away. The latter, however, after abandoning the contest, stood, bristles up, sulkily watching the hogs, whereupon a woman who was looking on threw a stick at him. To her astonishment the animal at once pounced upon iier and began tearing her dress to pieces. After much exertion she succeeded in beating him off. A Des Moines (la.) man, while chopping a big block of ice, noticed embedded in its very- centre a black object, which appeared to be a small stick. Upon breaking the ice at that point. however, it was found to be a worm about three inches long, encircled with yellow rings. When exposed to the sun it lay dormant for a while, and then crawled off, greatly to the surprise of the neighbors who had gathered around. No record of the existence of an ‘.‘ice worm” is to lie found, and the owner of this new specimen is waiting for enlightenment ou the subject of his discovery. A distinguished clergyman once asked the head of the New' York T’olioe Department whether the report was true that ho was opposed to capital pnuisliment for the crime of murder. Mr. Kennedy’s reply was clear and strong: "Should the Legislature of New York ever abol ish capital punishment in this State, 1 should re gard the vicinity of this city as a very unsafe place as a residence, or even to visit. I should bid the locality a final adieu.” The superin tendent added, that “when the lion shall eat straw like the ox,” he may chungo his mind, but not till then. i ( Deruty County Clerk Elijah Mann, of Louisville, lias the bad habit of playing policy. The other nigut, after hours of restlessness, ho fell asleep and dreamed that he was in a policy shop, where the numbers were being chalked down as they came out. The mail at the lilack boa'.xi had written “11. 13, If,” when Mr. Muun sudd inly awoke. He got up at once and started for a policy shop, and put §ls upon the numbers which he had seen in his dream. He took a “row,’’ as it is called, with the numbers 11,13, IV, playing a§s “gig,” a§s “saddle,” and $2 50 each that the numbera-would either come out in the first nine drawn or in the last nine, twelve being the entire number to come out. The three lucky numbers were chalked upon tho board at the midday drawing in the first nine. For his “gig" lie got SI,OOO, for his three "sad dles" S-iii 05 each, or $139 05 in the aggregate, and, ns the numbers came out in the first nine, $1,950 additional, making a total of $3,383 05. The beginning of the modern art education movement in the United States can be as defi nitely assigned to the year 1870, says I. Edwtirds Cl nine in the American Magazine tor August. The lives of the three remarkable men by whoni this great educational reformation was liegim terminated within a few brief months of each other; that melancholy coincidence marks in I*Bo the close of the Mist period of this move ment, destined to exert immeasurable influence over the future ol' America. The lamentable carriage accident to ex Secretary Kvarts and his guests, when driving near his country resi dence in Vermont in the summer of lssfi, which resulted in the instant death of Mr. Charles c. Verkins, of Boston, drew public attention' to the remarkable service* rendered 'during a lifetime to the community by this most estima ble private citizen, the possessor of large Inher ited wealth, high culture and rare taste. Dr John D. I’hilbriclc and Walter smith, are. oi' course, muiiiil as the other members of the trio Mr. Clarke says: What these threojmen,sided by their public-spirited coadjutors m Massacliu setts, did w as to demonstrate, beyond cavil, that it is as possible, 'u the some time, to teach a subject by means of drawing and objects shown and explained by a teacher to a eluss, to mauv pupils simultaneously, as it Is to tench the samo thing to a single pupil The effect of this discov ery we* U nine in multiply indefinitely the power e.jJ . mucity of ilc public uehooi. r |j 1 I yp | I MOST PERFECT MAE3& Used by the United States Government. Endorsed by tlio heads of tho Great Universities and Public Food Analysts as The Strongest Purest,auilmost Healthful. Dr. Prieo’e the onlj Baking Powder that does not contain Ammonii, Lime or Alum. Dr. Price's Extracts, Vanli.t Lemon, Orange, Rose, etc., flavor deliciously. PRICE BAKING POWDER COUP ANT, i. LLI EDUCATIONAL. HOLLINS INSTITUTE, VIRGINIA. 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CALDWELL, President. r PIII KTY• FIRST year begins Monday, Szi> " j .1 1887. lor circulars ana information add.-W S. C. CALDWELL, Rome, l> Lucy Cobb Institute? aVI’IIKiVS, GEORGIA. FPHE Exercises of thin .‘School will lie resiim* I. SEPT. 7, 1887. M. RUTHERFORD Principal^ Vanderbilt. University OFFERS in its departments of Science. I) eraturo and Arts. Law, Theology, Knginecj iiig, Pharmacy. Dentistry and Medicine the hie] est Educational advantages at a moderate cos Address WILS WILLIAMS, Secretary. Nashville, Tenn OT. MARY'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS, Est"] ij fished in 1842. For Catalogue address tl Rector. Rev. BENNETT SMEDLS. “The climate of Raleigh is one of the best I the world."— Bishop Lyman. " ' '1 MEDICAL. Pleasant to Tasti Always § Reliabii It Bonn brings into healthy play The Torpid Liver day by dav, And Regulate v the Sgatem tfirousrh. 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