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OF OCTOBER 9,
Will contain the opening chapters of anew
story, entitled
A Romance of Richmond,
By Walter M. Richmond.
The serial is No. 28 of the
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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meetings — Burglar Alarm and District Tele
graph Company; Savannah Post D, T. P. A.
Special Notices. —As to Hunting on Saranac
and Cotton Vale Plantations; The Oglethorpe
Savrogs and Trust Company; Notice, A. Falk &•
Sons; Notice to Tax Payers; Savings Depart
ment Southern Bank of the State of Georgia;
As to Crews of British Steamship Kate and
British Brigantine Isabella: Knights of Pythias
Hall Association; Pulaski House Barber Shop.
Miller F. Gibson.
Auction Sales.— Continued Sale of Furniture
by I. P. La Roche's Sons: Commissioners Sale
for Partition by C. H Dorsett; Oflle Furniture,
by J. McLaughlin & Son.
Steamship Schedule.— Ocean Steamship Com
pany
Railroad Schedule.- Coast lane Railroad.
Fresh Goods. —William G. Cooper.
< 'heap Column Advertisements. Help Want
ed; Lost; Miscellaneous.
Publication. —"A Romance of Richmond” in
Weekly News of Ofct.!).
The platform of the New York Demo
prate is received with a shout by their
brethren all over the country, ami even the
Mugwump smile.
Ireland is now claimed to hold the trump
cards in the game of politics in Great Brit
ain. and she may; but it may be a long time
before she gets a chance to play them.
The receipts of wheat are very small at
Northwestern markets, and it is said farmers
refuse to sell at present low prices. They
are 1 letter off than Southern cotton planters,
who are obliged to sell whether they wish
to or not
There are said to be 500 cases of typhoid
fever in a single ward in Philadelphia, and
that the epidemic is caused by defective and
deficient sewerage. This is a bad record for
a city which prides itself on its advantages
as a place of residence and its good muni
cipal government.
The pastor of a fashionable Unitarian
church at Newport has been forced to re
sign because he had married a divorced
woman. This is a somewhat remarkable
manifestation of public sentiment in a com
munity where divorces are so numerous
and obtained for such little cause.
Philadelphia can never hope to rival New
York as long as her business men fail as
Powel & Cos. did, with assets of $4,500,000
against liabilities of $1,500,000 —and the
assets worth what they are rated at. The
Columbian Bank collapse was a little after
the Wall street style, but that was a small
affair.
It is said that Queen Victoria is learning
Hindustani, in preparation for a visit to
India. The report is probably untrue, as
the Queen’s poor health and great age
would hardly permit so long a journey, but
ft recalls the fact that that great empire,
the second in population in the world, has
never seen one of the English sovereigns
who have ruled over it so long.
Mr. Shevitch has been appointed by the
Socialist party of New York to challenge
Henry George to a public debate. Mf.
George was anxious to meet Gov. Hill on
the platform, and he could not have failed
to gain in importance from meeting the rep
resentative of oue of the great parties.
Now let’s see, when the conditions are re
versed, if he will lend his own popularity,
or notoriety, to the Socialist champion.
Secretary Fairchild has been in consulta
tion with the New York bankers as to the
future course of the Treasury. A hojx'ful
view of the financial outlook was expressed
at the meeting, and the Secretary was
praised for his recent action in buying
bonds. Everybody knows that Mr. Fair
child's course in consulting the bankers of
the great financial centre of the country is
wise and proper, but he may exiiect to hear
himself snarled at as “tool of Wall street,”
by the rahid opposition journals.
Mr. Kandall will be one of the shakers
at, the opening ceremonies of the Piedmont
Exposition. The thousands of Georgians
whom he will meet on that occasion will
greet him heartily, for tliev will remember
his great services for them when they needed
friends and had not many in the national
capital. While he is their guest they will
forget the fears sometimes felt of late that
be may lead off a faction from the jiarty
which represents t heir ideas in national gov
ernment, and endeavor to make him feel
that he is among friends whose only solid
tudi* Is that hi stay among them may be
fclmsant.
A Protectionist’s Argument.
As long ago a- August, 1880, Col. Robert
Beverly, of Virginia. President of the
Farmers’ National Congress of the United
States, delivered before that body an ad
dress which dealt with the tariff in its rela
tions to farmers. Of this Mr. F. Bassett
French, of Manchester, Va., has published
a pamphlet review, which is itself reviewed
by the Baltimore Manufacturers' Heron I.
The Record is devoted to the booming of
new towns, and the printing of advertise
ments for manufacturers of machinery is
probably the source of the principal part of
its income. It is, of course, an
advocate of the theory of pro
tection. The pamphlet it reviews is written
ostensibly by a recent convert to that doc
trine, but iu spite of the fact that the Record
greedily swallows his arguments and state
ments of fact, it is almost impossible not to
tielieve he is a disguised free trader who
wishes to make protectionist arguments
ridiculous. The Record s extracts from Mr.
French's review are very long, but only one
or two points will tie noticed.
Mr. French first objects to Col. Beverly's
statement that the farmers form a majority
of the voting population of the country, and
resorts to the census reports and the returns
of the last Presidential election to prove
him wrong. His figures, and his deductions
from them, lead to some peculiar results.
He first learns from the census that the
number of persons engaged in gainful work
was 17,3!i2,099, and that of these 7,670.408
were farmers. He then finds that the total
vote in the last election was 10,01*,0i1, and
he parcels this vote out among the different
classes as follows: Vote of farmers 2,090,03!,
of other gainful workers 2,650,‘.i95, of all
others 5,065,095 —majority against farm
ers 8,351,425. It will lie seen
that by Mr. French's method of calcu
lation that rare man among us, the gentle
man of leisure, is several hundred thou
sand more numerous than all the far
mers and workers for gain put together.
He must hide himself as cunningly as a fox,
and only slip out to vote for Presidents.
However this may lie, the Record says
these figures expose the fallacy of Col. Bev
erly's statement, and it may be said of them
that they are about as reliable as others em
ployed to support the argument that a high
tariff benefits the farmer.
Mr. French next ridicules the statement
that the outlook for the farming interests is
gloomy, and gives figures to show that it is
bright. While he was investigating, it is
strange he did not stumble across the fact
that the total agricultural wealth of the
country increased during the decade from
1850 to 1800 101 per cent.; in
that from 1800 to 1870 39
per cent., and from 1870 to 1880 only 9 per
cent. Another fact he could have learned
in the same connection is that the agricul
tural class, which represents about half
the population of the country, lias of late,
years advanced in wealth only about one
fourth as fast as the other half.
A large part of the article, including a
formidable-looking tabular statement, is de
voted to proving that fanners are protected
and the price of their products increased by
the import duty on grain, when an immense
surplus every year finds its market In
Eurojie. The absurdity of this claim is ap
parent, and is not made less plain by the
arguments used to show the contrary.
The Anti-Co-Education Bill.
The two houses of the Legislature are so
far apart in their ideas on the bill to pre
vent the co-education of the races that it
is probable nothing will be done at this
session. This is to lie regretted. It is true
that in the constitution the people declared
against the practice, but there is no law to
carry that provision into effect. That
clause of the Constitution represents the
unanimous sentiment of the white people of
Georgia, and though the instances in which
that sentiment has been offended have
been very few, it would ho well enough to
let the missionaries among us and the world
at large know that the State's policy will
be enforced. These missionaries are with
out doubt in most cases good and pious
men and women, but many of them are de
voted to the bringing about of relations tie
tween the races which cannot be tolerated.
They have become so devoted to the in
terests of the negro race that they no longer
care fdr the integrity of their own. Their
labors encourage the negro to hope that in
time his race will become one with the
white. It is an idlehoue, but notan unnatural
one, for it is bom in a very natural desire.
It is not hard to find a negro who is full of
self respect, but those who respect their
race are very rare. Who has not heard a
negro boy or girl, angry with another, use
as the phrase expressing deepest reproach
and contempt: “You nigger!” This is a
smal^ thing, but it indicates truly the ne
gro’s opinion of his own race.
This, again, is very natural. Ev
erything in him or which he
possesses of which he is proud has come to
him from the white man; everything of
which he is ashamed is derived from his
black ancestors. His religion, his educa
tion, his language, his name, and even the
habit of wearing clothes, have been con
ferred on him by the superior race; he was
a slave and Is yet a menial, the grade of his
intelligence is low and he is held ir smaller
esteem by those whose opinion he values
most, because he is a negro.
It is because of this feeling that it is nec
essary to adopt a measure like that pro
posed. The colored man must he given to
understand that though the white people
among whom ho lives -wish him well and
will help him to better his condition in
every way they can, he must not expect to
participate in their social life. This in
volves no cruelty or injustice to him.
Mr. Cleveland ought to skip Chicago in
his Western journey, if, as it is threatened,
he is to be forced to take part in a labor
quarrel. A great building, to be known as
the Auditorium, is being constructed, de
signed for the meetings of national conven
tions and like great bodies of men,
and iu its construction non-union
workmen are employed. It has
been suggested that during the Pres,
ident’s visit he lay the corner-stone. A
movement is now on foot to notify him that
if he consents to figure in the ceremony the
different labor unions and Knights of Labor
will decline to taka part in any of the wel
coming ceremonies. The originators de
clare their purpose to be to force the Presi
dent to “take position on the labor ques
tion,” intimating that if ho does
not do as they wish ho will
be made to suffer for it. Mr. Cleve
land no doubt has an opinion on the subject
and is not afraid to express it. He has
nothing to do, however, with the local quar
rel, and to attempt to make him a party to
it would be, to say the least, a gross discour
tesy to a guest of the city entitled to high
est respect.
THE MORNING NEWS: SATURDAY, OCTOBER I, 1887.
Ireland’s Union With England.
In the last number of the Sineteenth
Century, Mr. Gladstone prints what is nom
inally a review of a recently published
•History of the Irish Union,” but which is
really an essay on that subject, written
from his own standpoint. A mere outline
of this review is telegraphed, but enough is
told to show that it will prove very inter
esting reading to those who are interested
in English and Irish politics, as are most
Americans. After confessing that his own
knowledge of the experience of unhappy
Ireland, at the time when the union was
brought about, i3 only enough to make him
aware that it is imperfect, he states
that all records of the Irish
government for more than thirty years
U'fore that event are still kept secret, and
that there has lieen something like “syste
matic extinction” of documents by persons
concerned in the dark history of that time.
He contends that the methods taken to
promote the union stopped the tendency
toward the growth of religious harmony,
replaced the Protestant clique in power,
arrested the good dispositions of the Irish
Parliament and reversed the Isa lance of
strength of parties by transferring British
and Castle influence to the union side. In
order to sustain this policy religions passions
were let loose, Orange ism was founded to
inflame those passions and the party of
United Irishmen was driven into disaffection
and taught to depend ujion foreign aid.
Through the continuance of this system a
reign of terror was established and a por
tion of the people, previously distinguished
for loyalty, was driven into rebellion under I
circumstances which warrant the belief that !
such rebellion was fostered by the govern
ment in order to promote a system of
ferocious repression. After the rebellion
was repressed a system of intimidation was
actively upheld by robbery, devastation,
rape, torture and murder, which were prac
ticed continually, the government shielding
the perpetrators.
This is as dark a picture as has been
drawn by any of the Irish agitators, and
shows that the great Liberal leader is
thoroughly enlisted in the Irish cause. If it
is justified by the acts of the English gov
ernment which all the world could see, what
stories of villainy must be concealed by the
records so jealously guarded through more
than two generations. It would if
they could be brought to light. It is al
ready known that the union was brought
about against the wishes of the Irish people
by the most profuse bribery. The act was
never acquiesced in by the people, and has
only been made effective by superior force.
The jieople of England are beginning to
s's: that a contented Ireland, even though
semi-independent, would boa more valuable
friend and safer neighbor than is the
Ireland of to-day .bound to the union,but poor
and unhappy. If these records should make
plainer the methods by which the union
was brought about, the indignation ami
shame aroused among English jieople might
hasten the undoing of the wrong then
wrought.
‘‘The part that an apostrophe may play in
history was never I letter illustrated than by
the fate of Manchooria,” says the SI. ,/times
(lazette. ’’Manchooria, according to a wri
ter in this month’s ‘Proceedings’ of the
Koynl < its .graphical Hociety as a paradise
on the borders of Chinn. Though a luxurious
and luxuriant land it has, however, for ages
been considered a country of ice and snow,
and all because its great mountain is mis
spelt ‘Cha’ng-pai-shan for Ch’ang-pai-shan.’
The latter is its real name, and means ‘the
long white mountain’ —the white pumice
ftone being referred to. Cha'ng, however,
means ‘perpetual,’ and misplacing the apos
trophe, lioth Chinese and European geog
raphers concluded that a land with a ‘perpet
lua white mountain’ must lie cold and sterile.
So they brought the top of the mountain
above the snow line, and gave out to the
world that this ‘Garden of Eden’ was an
other Iceland. Such it has been held for
ages.”
The extraordinary pearl known as the
“Southern Cross Pearl” is a freak of na
ture which has not yet been exp'aiued. The
pearl was found at Roeburn, Western Aus
tralia, and consisted of nine pearls adhering
together in the form of a Latin cross, seven
in the shaft, and two in the arms, one on
each side of the shaft, nearly opposite tlio
second pearl from the top. The pearls are
slightly compressed, like peas in a pod; and
no trace of an artificial junction can be ob
served. It has been suggested that a frag
ment of seaweed may have got into the
shell and formed the frame of the construc
tion. The pearls are of fine quality, though
slightly misshapen at parti, and the value
of the gem is very high. Its character is
unique, and filled the owner—an Irishman
named Kelly—with superstitious awe,
which led him to secreto it for some
time.
It seems that though the millionaire Hunt
ington could not remember a great many
things which he ought to have known he
could yet swear to things which were not
true. Mrs. Colton has replied to his state
ment that the famous Colton letters were
stolen from him, and an attempt afterward
made to secure money for their return, in
dignantly denying it. She states facts
which carry the conviction with them that
Mr. Huntington has prevaricated, to use a
mild term.
Henry George says the people who own
lands hold the rest of the community as
slaves. To judge from his appearance,
the average landowner in this part of the
country doesn't find the holding of slavos a
very profitable business. His hands are
hard and knotty, his clothes too often old,
and his general appearance that of a man
who works too hard and too long. Why
does he not make his slaves work for him I
Mr. George Is absurd.
The Ohio people will this year have a clear
opportunity to choose between Democratic
and Republican policy. Gen. Powell is talking
the struightest sort of Democratic doctrine,
tariff and all, and no better representative
of Republicanism could be found than the
ranting, snub-hunting Foraker. The man
who votes for either will know what lie is
doing.
At the convention of “Friends of the In
dians, ’’ the principal evidence put in to
prove that the red men were becoming good
citizens was the fact that 80,000 of them
now wear breeches. Evidence of that sort
ought not to carry very great weight. Some
of the worst citizens in the world wear
breeches—even the Anarchists.
An Edinburgh music teacher and author
of various works on the human voice claims
to have invented an instrument culled by
him a “resonator,” which fits into the human
palate, and is said marvelously to increase
the power of the voice. .
CURRENT COMMENT.
V T hat Protection Means.
From the Host on Herald 1 Ind.)
Protection always means monopoly. When it
ceases to be monopoly it c*as *s to t>e protection.
To** time has come when both consumer and
laborer cannot fail to see this.
Glory Enough for One Year.
FVom the Xew York Evening Post (Mug. •
With the Democrats of New York headed in
the right direction, the party in the other States
will lie forced to follow, an f there will be an ad
vance along the whol** hue. For the first tinie
in many years we have had a convention in this
State without a Istss and without a Federal
officeholder to run it. and that is glory enough
for reformers for one year at least.
Foraker’a Aliened Snub.
From the New York World < Pern.)
The Republican organs in Ohio are attempt
ing to make a great issue out of the alleged
snubbing administered to Gov. Foraker by Mrs.
Cleveland. Without regard to the truth or
falsity of this allegation, it must be admitted
bv gentlemen of whatever party that Gov.
Foraker displayed most extraordinary assurance
in voluntarily attending the s cial reception of
a President to whom h** ha i publicly offered on
the stump the grossest insult ever cast upon
any Chief Magistrate by a public man in this
country.
BRIGHT BITS.
Reported that the Qu**en is involuntarily
growing chin whiskers. God shave the Queen.
-Judge.
When Mr. John I. Sullivan dies it is believed
that he will provide for the endowment of a
large memorial saloon at Cambridge.— Life.
The Labor day parade in Chicago was very
entertaining The prominent features were
men decked in broodcleth suits, silk hats and
gold chains, bearing banners inscribed, “We
Want Bread ."—Philadelphia Call.
“Oh pshaw.*’ said the Bostonian contempt
uously. “everything with you New Yorkers is
the almighty dollar."
“And with the Bostonians everything is the
omnipotent quarter," repli** 1 the New Yorker.—
Life.
Do you recollect tHat old motto we used to see
incur copy books, L *arn to say no?'” asked
Billv BJiven of a friend.
“Yes, What of it!**"
“Nothing: only I was just wondering whether
the young woman whom I honored with my
adoration hasn't had a heap of practice in it.”
Mercha n t Traveler.
A teacher in a l>oys* school in an adjoining
county found forty big pupils out of sixty-three
who had never read the Constitution of the
United Statos, and were ignorant of the cause
which led to its preparation. Every mother's
son of them, however, could tell of the standing
of each base ball club in the National league
and the American Association, Xon-istuim
Herald.
A former foundryjnan of Rochester was in
the habit of giving bis men an annual picnic at
the Lake Beach, where the men enjoyed the
luxury of a bath in the limpid waters. A visi
tor from the West on** winter called upon an
employe of the foundry, an old friend—and.
after mutual greetings said: “Why, Jim, how
black an J grim y you look.*’ “Yes.” replied
Jim. “I missed the excursion last summer ”
Rochester Union.
This is Hospitality. “My father is a very
genial man," she said, "an t desires that I shall
extend the hospitalities of the house to every
caller. Will you take something befoieyou go?"
“Well, yes.* * replied the youth, “I will, with
your permission, take a kiss from you.”
The maid was abashe 1. but the youth was
equal to the occasion, and the hospitalities were
extended.— Poston Courier.
Miss Browne (summer boarder of romantic
proclivities, who is about to return to the city)
l)o vdu know. Mr Jhisenburv, I’ve really be
come attached to that phenomenal echo which
has made your farm famous. I shall miss it so
much. (Addressing echo): And you will miss
me, too, won’t your
Echo ipromptly t Darned ef I will. You ain't
let up on me Tew hours since breakfast.
(Tableau. y—Tid-BiU.
Not Sure on the Dodo. ‘Kin 1 git a man ar
rested?” uskeda colored man at the Sergeant's
desk in police headquarters, yesterday.
“What for?"
“Fur callin’ me names."
• “What names?'
“Well. suh. he called me odo.”
“And what is a dodo?”
“I diinno, sah."
“Perhaps it means a great statesman."
“Mebbe it does, sab; an' so I’ll let up on his
callin’ me names an’ liev him arrested fur de
way he jump*d in au’ giv* me two kicks.” — De
troit Free Press.
The Bomb Theory.—Chicago Anarchist—Yes,
you bloated aristocrats are
Walt Whitman—Your pardon, friend, I am
Walt Whitman, the poet.
“All the same, you—”
“My poems bring me in only SIOO a year, and
I have to live on it.”
“F.h? That's an outrage, an outrage against
suffering humanity. You come with me, Herr
Whitman, and i ll show you how to make dyna
mite bomh*. Then you'll get rich.”
“Making bombs?”
“No, throwing 'em. Throw 'em at folks what
won't buy your pocius."— Omaha World.
More Blessed to Give than to Receive.—
Mrs. De Fashion- Boo! how cold it is!
Miss R** Fashion- Yes. 1 just saw the ice cart
stop and it made me shiver.
Jane—Please, mum. the ice has come and the
refrigerator is running over and there ain't a
plaee to put it.
Miss De Fashion—Why not let it remain out
doors, ma?
Mrs. I>e Fashion—That would l>e a shameless
waste. You know how high ice has been. Jane
tell John to take it to the Narrow Court Mis
sion. 1 don’t suppose the poor things have seen
a piece this summer.— Omaha World.
PERSONAL.
Prince Bismarck weigh *d himself lately and
found that his weight is the same as it was last
year—3W pounds.
Senator Ino alls is the present lion of the
New York lobbies, his “clustering crown of sil
very hair and his piercing eyes” coming in for
especial admiration.
Mrs. Ole Bull denies the rumor that she is to
be married the coming season. She has taken a
house in Boston and proposes to live quietly for
some years to come. She has not as yet thought
of casting aside her widow's weeds.
Karl Compton, who lately died in England,
was the eldest son of the Marquis of Northamp
ton: he was .V. unmarried and heir to $500,000
|K*r annum. He was not a popular young man,
the “Black Karl,” as he was nicknamed, conse
quent iinon his being in an almost constant state
of maudlin inebriety,
Frank Pierce Clark, son of Massena Clark,
of New Haven, a millionaire dealer in real
estate, has married Miss Li:;zie Hughes, a variety
actress. She is a New Haven girl, and her
fat her now lives in Fair Haven. She was en
ga • 11 1 >1 a leading role In the "Arabian Night*”
this season, but gave it up to marry Mr. Clark.
Miss Ellen Barton, principal of the Maine
State School for Deaf Mutes, is almost idolized
by her unfortunate charges, week Miss
Barton's mother died an I their sympathetic
sorrow for her great bereavement almost lurned
the school into an institution of mourning. The
school is said to be the most advanced of its
class in the country.
John C. Fremont is 74 years old. and is gath
ering materials for a historv of b s life to be
written by himself and his wife He carries his
3'ears with a step as springy and a form as
straight as they were when lie carved a path
way over the Rocky Mountains to the new El
Dorado forty years ago. His snowy white hair
and whiskers are as neatly kept as were his
blonde locks in the days when he stole the heart
of pretty Jess.se Benton in spite of her father's
protest.
Ben Bvhlkr said to a Kansas City reporter
that anybody may become President, but it is
not so easy to to be acceptable as a department
clerk. *‘When 1 was a young man.” continued
the General. “I was examined for appointment
as a department clerk and failed miserably,
though, though I tried to bribe the young
woman who distributed the list of questions to
give me easy ones. 1 remember one of the
questions was: “What States and Territories
would you cross in going from New York to the
Pacific coast ?” I didn't know, so the answer I
wrote was: “None; 1 would go round by Cape
Horn.”
Rev. J. F. Kershaw, vicar of St. John's Kid
derminster. Eng., recently hart a large mastiff
dog given to him, and he has just had a most
violent encounter with the animal. The dog
flow at Mr. Kershaw's housekeeper, his teeth
meeting in her arm. Mr. Kershaw wrenched
the animal's jaws apart and released her; but
the dog immediately turned on his master and
made for his chest. Mr. Kershaw seized the
animal by the collar, and they fell together, Mr
Kershaw tightening the collar till he thought
the mastiff was exhausted. The struggle be
tween the two had lasted some minutes; but
directly the dog was released it again flew at Mr.
Kershaw He was able to seize it by the collar
again, and tins time he filing it against the wall,
and rushed from the room, closing the door le
-forethe dog could follow. Ultimately it was
pHilled. Mr. Kctxhaw escaped without ma
terial injury, but his housekeeper was badly
hurt.
Mistaken Identity.
From the Summendlte Journal.
She's as pretty as a picture in a frame.
And for all i aid not even kn<*w' her name.
Still I couldn't help but love h*r the same.
Her iapa. I found, was net a man of rank.
i He is only just a cashier in a bank. )
And to nie he seemed a little bit too frank.
For when I called upon him yesterday,
And asked him if a visit 1 might pay
To my love—what did the fellow say?
Why. he shut me up as if I were a knife!
Anl I really feared that he would take my life,
When h* shouted: “Why, you rascal, that's my
wife !"•
Sharp Practice Doesn't Always Pay.
From the Dry Good* Chronicle.
A clothing dealer in au interior town had oe
canton to visit the city to purchase goods.
While he was gone a young man entered flic
store to buy a coat. A sales man waited upon
the customer and showed him a coat plainly
marked $7. The customer tried it on and said
in a pleasant, confiding way: “I want a good
article, and I can afford to pay a little more.'
The salesman showed him many coats, and,
finally, having removed the tag, again offered
him the $r coat which had fitted him at first
ami said:
Here is a coat a fine article, just your fit,
which I can sell you for sl*^.'’
The coat was again tried on. the young man
seemed pleased, paid his money and went away.
On the merchant's return the salesman, with a
smile of triumph all over his countenance,
rushed up to him and boasted of what he had
done. Tne merchant looked grave. He only
said:
“Does any one know’ w’ho the customer was? *
A little boy had recognize! him as a work
man in a neighboring factory and remembeied
his name. The merchant sent for the young
man. told him of his mortification, gave him
back $5, and the privilege of i-etuniirig the coat
if he chose, and then said to the salesman:
“Now, sir. I w ill pay you your week's salary,
and I wish you to go. [f you cheat my custom
ers you have not principle enough not to
cheat me. If I can't have my people s*ll goods
honestly, I will go out of busiuess. Good day,
sir. 1 '
Hunting 1 a Prussian Spy.
From the Chicooo Sews.
Spy-hunting was much indulged in during the
mobilization made in France the
other day. and special “commissaries' 1 w*ere
sent from Paris to attend to that new sport.
< me of these agents with more zeal than discre
tion one Sunday morning in a public square of
Montanhan. on the river Tarn' noticed a tall,
lean man of erect carriage, with a glass held in
one eye and a long, light blonde moustache,
walking leisurely in the square. “Does not that
fellow look like a Herman I' 1 ejaculated the
vard agent “No doubt he is a spy.'' He fol
lows the tall man step by But the latter
betrayed no embarrassment, or, rather, he
looked supremely indifferent to the movements
of the agent. With a knowing look he exam
ined the military horses, the camp arrange
merits, the wagons, all the time freely question
ing both soldiers and inhabitants. There
was no trace of German accent, but, thought
the agent, that mustache cannot fail to be Ger
man. Examining the different objects of the
camp, the lean man now and then took off his
glass and wiped it carefully. Why does he do
that ?soliloquized the agent. Why, be must be
a spy. And he proceeded to the nearest govern
ment office, and asked some officials to lend him
a hand in capturing a Prussian spy. “With all
my heart,' 1 was the answer, and they walked
straight up to the man. The official undertook
to do the talking, and asked for the stranger's
I wipers. “What papers ?” was the answer. “No
evasions, please. Your papers. 1 ' A crowd
quickly assembled, and they were iuforme 1. in
a whisper, that it was a Prussian spy. “But,' 1
remonstrated the lean man, “1 have no papers.
What makes you ask me for p:ii>ers ? * The
official answered: “You refuse showing your
papers?* 1 Here, policeman, take that Prussian
spy into custody! 11 That made the stranger
understand the situation, and ne exclaimed: “I
a Prussian spy ? Are you gone crazy ? lam the
Justice of the Peace, De Francaise." There was
a fine “tableau. 11
A First-Class Juror.
From the Kansas City Times.
“Are you a citizen of Wyandotte county?' 1
asked the Hon. Bailey Waggoner of an old col
ored man wbo hobbled into the jury box with
the aid of a long hickory cane.
“I is, sah," replied the aged darkey.
“How long have you been such? 11
“I donno, sail. 11
“Have you formed or expressed an opinion,
about the case? 11
“Well, I donno. I have resulted the matter
considerable, and when my mind was fully rec
tified I went down to de track. 1 met de Sheriff
and lie told me to reappear, and I left.''
“Have you forme l an opinion that the train
was wrecked by accident or design?'
“Yes, sah; I think it was wrecked by 'zign.'
“Are you opposed to capita! punishment?"
“No, sah."
“Do you know wiiat capital punishment is? 11
“No. sah ' 1
“Have you any conscientious scruples?"
“No, I have not. 1
“Do you think that a man should be hanged
for murder? 1 *
“Yes, sah.' 1
• If the evidence in the case should show the
defendant to be guilty of murder would you
hesitate to find a verdict of guilty because the
penalty might b * deat h?' 1 %
“Yes, sah, I would."
“In the trial of the case would you be con
trolled by the evidence or by what you have
heard?"
“I would to the best of my ability."
“Would the evidence control you in arriving
at a verdict?"
“Not if I could help it.' 1
“Are you a Knight of Labor?"
“No; I never was nothin' but a missionary
Baptist."
“Do you know what an oath is?"
“I does not.”
“In the trial of the case you would feel your
self bound by oath?"
“I has not 'fleeted on that subject, sah."
The Sunflower Chorus.
From St. Si chain*.
There was a church festival in Henson vale,
and this is the way in which Miss B* *e Abbott
introduced anew feature into the well-worn list
of such entertainments. A placard was promi
nently displayed at the fest ival reading: “Some
thing New. Don't Fail to See It." *• U werq
kept in mystery until the appointed time, when
the manager, stepping before the curtaiu,spoke
of the statue of Memnon in Egypt, which was
accustomed to greet the rising sun with song.
“More obliging than Memnon,’ he said, “certain
stately American sunflowers have lx-eii found
ready ami willing to sing whenever called upon.
Ladies aud gentlemen," he added, “I have been
fortunate enough to secure for our festival a
cluster of these remarkable additions to our
native flora, aud have the honor of present
ing to you our Sunflower Chorus. 1 The
slowly drawn curtain revealed upon a
dark background thirteen large, yellow sun
flowers, with leaves and stalks complete, and
in the centre of each a human face. Music
came from the piano near the stage, and to its
accompaniment the cluster of human sunflowers
sang numerous selections from familiar operas,
popular songs and melodies and college glees.
The Sunflower Chorus was voted a great suc
cess. and those not in the secret begged Miss
Abbott to tell them how it was (lone. And tins
was her explanation: One foot behind the stage
curtain hang another curtain of dark brown
cambric, ten feet square; attach this by rings
to a wire stretched nine feet from the floor; tie
cords to the first and last rings, and drawing the
curtain tightly, fasten these rings to the wall <>n
each side. The top being now secured, let the
curtain hang naturally; wrap the surplus cloth
about a strip of wood twelve feet long;
two inches wide and one inch thick,
fasten this to the floor by two large screws
and the flower screen will be tightly stretched.
Group the singers in a picturesque cluster be
hind the screen, with their faces pressed against
the cloth, and at distances from the floor vary
ing from one to eight feet; mark the position of
each face, and cut. in the screen, a hole into
which the face will closely tit. Going now to
the front of the screen, arrange the flowers and
leaves, which should le fully prepared before
hand. The rays of the sunflowers may Is* cut
from yellow paper, and the leaves and staiks
from green paper. Paste the rays around the
openings, then arrange the stalks and leaves in
proper position. When the paste is dry, re
move the strip of wood from trie bottom of the
screen, unfasten one of the cords at the top
and slide it back until needed for use, when it
may b* easily put into position. In summer the
natural stalks and leaves of the sunflower may
be used instead of those made from paper.
“The fire in Col. Doggerly's wagon factory
Wednesday evening " says a Colorado paper,
was largely attended. Among the prominent
society people who were present we noted Judge
and Mrs. W itherspoon, Senator and Mrs. Poin
dexter aud daughter, Oov. Standish and Miss
Van der Horek. Mrs. Senator Poindexter Ad
ministered a neat and deserve*! rebuke to one of
the firemen early in the proceedings. Stepping
up to a hoseman she touched his shoulder and
said sharply, “Play it lower down, you red
headed eh’‘mp -get it down where the fire is'
You fellers ain't exijectod to put it on the North
Star! 1 Chicago Tribune.
Timid Tourist— BarcCap'n. this boat seems
very shaky; was anybody ever lost in her?
Boatman Not ter my knowledge. There was
three men drowned from her last Thursday,
but we found them all the next high tide.—/Jm.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
It cost England $5,000 to purchase a garter
for the (Town Prince of Austria.
James S. Wethv.red, of San Francisco, owns
a snuff-box made of the first lot of gold found
i . California in ISB,
A 'cycler who has returned to his home in
Maplewood. N.J. .after a trip through Europe and
Airica on his tricycle, says he coved 12,000 miles
at an exj>ense of S2OO.
An Alsatian who tattooed himself all over
with “Vive la France' 1 was imprisoned for six
months when he came to l>e examined for ad
mission to the German army.
A bootblack from Boston has erected a small
staud at Lincoln, and this is the way he an
nounces Ids business: “The covering of your
pedal extremities artistically iluminated."
The divert e business in < 'ass county, Indiana,
is looking up. One hundred and fifty-three
women nave been freed from the bonds of
matrimony within the last eighteen months.
The treasurer of a church in Raleigh, N. 0..
Ijas made his annual report. Two items read
as follows: “Salary promised to the rector; sls
per month. Salary paid to the rector, none."
A man who hail been hired to sow* some clover
seed at Edniore, Mich., went through the mo
tions, but kept the seed in the bag and then
carried it home and sowed it upon his own land.
There is one railroad in Missouri that is not
making money It runs trom Kansas City to
OsceMa. Jast year the receipts were less than
$16,500 and the expenditures more than $33,000.
The great onion district of New York, on the
Walkill river and its tributaries, generally pro
duces more than 000,0 X) bushels, but the crop
will be cut short one-half this season by the
ravages of the onion fly.
The fishermen of Bergen, Sweden, have just
presented to Mile. Sigrid Arnoldson, the new
.Swedish singer, as a token of their appreciation
of her art, aSO foot whale, which they caught
on the coast the day after her first concert. She
had to give four concerts in one week n Bergen,
and her success else where is said to have been
very great.
These things are kept constantly in view, ac
cording to an advertisement, along with 'the
other curiosities in a Cincinnati dime museum:
“Attractions which are not only amusing, but
instructive as well. No features of an objection
able or immoral nature. Vulgarity on the stage
is constantly forbidden." And yet people are
said to visit it.
Two Russian young ladies bearing the name
of Gortchakoff reached on Aug. 21 the highest
point of Mont Blanc. They made the ascent in
twenty hours, and on their return toChamounix
the two sisters were received w ith great en
thusiasm. Among the 1,032 persons wbo had
before them ascended Mont Blanc, there was
only one woman, a French woman.
Louise Michel, the famous French Commu
nist, iss.iid at last to have crossed the bound
ay into insanity, or, at least, into aberration,
iler publishers are refusing to print her books,
her health is broken, and she ;s, it is said, likely
11 be Wt to starve if her pen and tongue fail
her. Asa rule, except in revolutionary districts,
she is now hooted at, and ill-treated, it is said,
when she speaks.
The Rev. Adirondack Murray, whose specialty
is fish stories, crossed the line into Canada the
other day and came back crestfallen. Of
the lying capacity of the French Canadian he
says: “There is a childish enthusiasm about it
that captivates you. He smiles as he lies. Ho
lays his hands on his heart: he lifts his eyes up
ward; he embellishes his little lie with saintly al
lusions; he lies as if he believed his own lie."
A French newspaper reports that in Subiaeo,
near Rome, all the inhabitants are under the
influence of epilepsy or hypnotism. The curate
spends his time m exorcising the evil ?-p rits,
and Cardinal Blanchi bass.mt the Pope's social
benediction all without avail. A troop of
soldiers who were sent to the village have shown
symptoms of giving way to the disease, and
there is supposed to lx* something in the air
affecting t he nerves.
The Oregon Alpine Club has been organized
in Portlind. It is proposad to collect informa
tion regarding the many snow peaks of the re
gion for the benefit of the members of tne club
and tourists who may wish either t > ascend
them or ywtss an outing around their bases, and
thereby be the means of attracting to points of
ml *rest in the Northwest. Among tb** officers
of the club will be a historian, who will keep a
record of all the successful and more interest
ing ascents.
At Stockport. Eng., a few days ago. a man
named Johnson was hauled before a magistrate
on the complaint of a woman, who said that he
he was her husband who had deserted her and
his baby twenty-seven years years before The
baby—a buxom lass -was in court, and after the
man had admitted the truth of the woman's
story, he was introduced to his daughter. The
man had another wife and a ltffge family at
Stockport. Ho was sen ten *ed to pay ten shill
ings a week to his first wife.
A young gray squirrel found by a party of
children at Ivoryton, Conn., was cared for until
it had grown up largo enough to help itself,
when it was set at liberty. The children had no
idea it would ever come back, but the same
night the squirrel came to the window and
tapped upon the pane. It was admitted, and
the next morning whisked away again. It has
built two nests, using whichever it chooses in
the nighttime, except when ii rains. Then it
always asks for admission to the house.
The “Passion Play" at Oberammergau will
not be performed till 1890; but during the last
month the villagers have been giving a series of
dramatic representations in their theatre, and
the ITince Regent of Bavaria came from his
hunting lodge in the vicinity to see the perform
ance of Muller's drama. “Emperor Otto the
Great and His House," in which the par’ of the
Emperor was taken by the carver Mayer, the
Christ of the “Passion Play." The costumes
and scenes, all of which were much admired,
were made and painted in the village.
Brigands are reported to infest the country
between Bologna and Florence, Paly, to such an
extent that traveling is dangerous, and the peo
ple arc afraid to go about, even in daylight un
less armed with revolvers, daggers, and bind
gcons. A (’ountess, driving home to her coun
try house with two men servants and three
maids in the carriage with her, and an invalid
daughter, was stopped and deprived of all her
jewels and valuables, worth $1,500, while the
daughter was frightened into convulsions.
At a recent seance in Rochester by a medium
from Brooklyn several written communica
tions, purporting to come from the spirit world,
were handed out from the cabinet. Six of the
ih t3s in which the chirogr.iphy seemed to be
the most dissimilar were submitted to experts
in the matter of handwriting. Both of the ex
perts agreed that not more than two persons
wrote the notes, and one of them was inclined
to think that all were written by the same hand
A pencil drawing, purporting to lx* a portrait
of Jean Jngelow, represented her as a man.
Lieut. Hovc.aard, the Arctic traveler w’ao
made the northeast passage with Nordenskiold,
is already preparing for his expedition to East
Greenland next summer. His ambitious pur
|H*se is, if possible, to complete the exploration
of the northeast coast, join his discoveries with
those of Lockwood, and thus finally determine
the outlines and extent of the great island. He
also hopes to ascertain If there is any truth in
the story told by East coast natives that, far
north a strait runs clear across Greenland cut
ting it into two islands. If there is anv truth in
this report, the western end of the strait must
join Melville Bay, whose shore line is very im
perfectly known.
Thirty or forty years ago the whole coun
try was agitated upon the subject of the aboli
tion of capital punishment A bill to abolish it
was before the New York Legislature, and the
more conservative of the members were alarmed
for fear it would pass. There was one member
who rarely ever took part in the debates, hut
from having been a member a long time and
j because of his level head he had gr<*ut influence
i * n tbe body. Some of the opponents of the bill
went to him and told him he must make a
speech, which he declined to do, but got up and
j upon being recognized by the Speaker, said:
“Mr. Speaker, I have not got up to make a
Kj>e**cn. but only to make a proposition of com
promise to the other side, and that is, if they
ThdXs?beM. W ‘ U <lUit bangi '" f the,U "
How completely the condition and position
of tlie members of the imiwrial family of Rus
sia depends np.,n the pleasure of the reigning
Emperor is demonstrated by Grand Duke
Nicholas ( onstautinoviteb. sou of Grand Dune
Constantine. Upward of ten years ago he was
said to bo engaged in treasonable intrigues
against Emperor Alexander 11. who deprived
bin. of all his titles and oitic sand banished him
to Orenburg. Airerthe ascension „r mo pres
eat ( zar tne Grand Duke returned without per
mission to 1 etershurg and bugged for pardon
and reodmissum to the imperial family* which
m,ue*t was not granted. H e immediately
S U, ¥'S?. , E to r Klh,ll * ,ic n K ltl U"u. und was con
lined in the lortrwH of Schluessellnirg or 1 u
euaburg, where he remained several years
PnTTIT IM Tasiikend. in Central Asia, on
the borders of < hinu. an employe of the civil
government of Turkestan, without any title and
familv “‘■knowlodged a scion ,4 the imperial
ooain * on offluß-lwldeCin the civil
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