The Albany daily herald. (Albany, Ga.) 1891-190?, April 02, 1906, Image 8

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i' In the Name of Sense, that good common sense o! which ail of us have a share, how can you, continue to buy ordinary soda crackers, stale and dusty as they must be, when for 5^ you can get Uneeda Biscuit fresh from the oven, protected from dirt by a package the very beauty of which makes you hungry, NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY AS OUR ANCESTORS ATE. TH E MOTHER ANTELOPE. ANNOUNCEMENT TIE SUM HESS ONNERSITT OPENS IN THE WELCH BUILDING JUNE 4,1906. Twenty-five per cent, discount given to the first 25 en rolled. The latest and best systems of BOOKKEEPING and STENOGRAPHY in America will be taught by ex perts. Three complete diploma courses. This institution willjask for a charter to grant degrees. Full and complete catalogue will be issued from press by May the 25th. SUBJECTS: Bookkeeping Banking Advertising Arithmetic Comerolal Law Correapondenea Touoh Typewriting Spelling Grammar Penmanehlp Shorthand EQUIPMENTS: Bank Mdse. Emporium Railroad Office Poet Office Auditing Office Adding Machine Typewriters Office Deske Illustrating Boards Expert Teachers = DRINK A BOTTLE CARBONATED Meals Which In Qnantllr Would Amuse Mailarn Dinara. He woe a florlil man with a pleasing plumpness of person und possessing what Shakespeare calls "a fair ronnd belly with good capon lined.” He sat in a restaurant ana discoursed of eat ing In this wise: “People are writing and preaching owadays all the time about the dan ger of overeating, Why, bless my stars and garters, yre do not begin to cat pa our ancestor^ did! -What are our puny little snneks of kickshaws compared With the Gargantuan feasts to which our great-grandfathers — yes, and our grandfathers, too, for that matter—sat down? Their hearty breakfasts of meat, eggs and often beer to wash It down; their great midday dinners with roasts of all sorts/ln abundanceand pud dings and vegetables in profusion, und their supperB of cold meats, perhaps n chicken, cakes to heat the bund und preserves and pies und tilings Indi gestible generally, often topping off before they went to bud with a panful of apples and a pitcher of elder! Oh, they were eaters, If you like! And be tween meals how they did pitch Into cheese and doughnuts and anything else that came bandy 1 “These were our grandfathers and some of our fathers. Going a little far ther back, see that ‘curious document descriptive of manners in the last cen tury,’ to which Thackeray .alludes In bis English humorists. Here Is wlmt seven of ’em ate at Lady Smart’s din ner: A sirloin of beef, a flub and a tongue. Then came ulmond pudding, fritters, chickens, black pudding and soup. The third course consisted of a hot venison pasty or made pie, a hare, a rabbit, some pigeons, partridges, a goose and a ham. Then they topped off with cheese and drank during the meal claret, ale, brandy and tea. They sat at table four or five hours to get away with this meal and afterward drank | port and played cards until 3 o’clock' In the morning. “That wus the way our great-grand fathers ate and their fathers before them ate, If they could afford It, und If they could not they made up In quantity what was lacking In variety and quality. Eat, why bless you, child, we modern men do not know what eating Is. Perhaps, though, If uur ancestors had done less eating and drinking we might he able to do more of It without the aid of dyspepsia tab lets. Theu, again, they did not know how to udulterate food In those golden days of gastronomy. However, I urn a believer In hearty eating If a person can stand It. Ah, here comes my doa ble sirloin steak with fried onions. Doesn't that smell nice?"—®* York Press. Tho Original Laxative Cough Syrup Is Kennedy’s Laxative Honey and Tar. It expels.all cqld from the Bys- L)m by acting as a cathartic on the bowels. Kennedy’s Laxative Honey and Tar Is a certain, safe and harm less cure for colds, croup and whoop ing cough. BOTTLBD' EXCLUSIVELY BV The Albany Coca-Cola Bottling Co Everywhere 6c YOUR CHILDREN’S EYE8. Many parents are culpably negligent, of thdlr children’s eyes, onrly attention to which would very often obviate life long annoyances and possibly Injury to .physical health. , If a child of yours complains that he can not see clearly, that ho has dull < pains in the region of tho eyes, or that , he Is subject to headaches; or If he leers,,looks at objects askance or with partly closed oyes, he Is suffering from some defect of vision, and It Is your parental duty. to at once consult an ■oculist,,, lest your negligence or indif ference may result In permanent In jury. Always have your children’s eyes examined betoro sending them to BOhOOl. The examination of children’s oyes calls for Bpeclal tact, ns well ns pro fessional skill. It they do not need glasses, I will tell you so. ' See Dr.C.1. Hutchason Albany's Lending Optician, Davis-Ex change Bank Building. Sloan’s Liniment Flint Rock It’s a. Ginger Ale! Stimulates the body and uot the head. Aids Digestion. Try It! 5c the glass at all soda founts or served in 5e bottles at stores. —mack only hy— Georgia Bottling Works, Albany, Ga. Ingenious 'Wood flats. The wood rat of the western slopes of Cascade range Is a curious creature thnt loves to steal so well that It Is known to many us the camp robber. It carries off anything It can lay Its lips to and Is besides a jolly, reckless fellow. It does things which rodents are not given to doing. It will take knives, forkB and tin plates, cartridges, cups and anything It can handle la the line of clothing, towels or gun rags, which make soft linings for Its nest. It Is related how a pair of these rats staked off a claim on top of a hunter's camp stove and put up the most curi ous rat house anybody ever heard of. About 200 yards away was a railway sbauty, where the section men kept their supplies, and among other things was a keg of railroad spikes such as are used tb fasten the rails to the ties. The rats took some spikes to their claim, built up an Iron wall and lined the Interior with soft stuff. It Is a curious tact that all the polntB of the spikes were directed outward, and they were laid with great regularity and firmness.—Exchange. JAMES XI FT MANN Attorney and Counsellor at Law. Veotutatt Building -Brought Down the House. The Boy and the Cow on the stage Tuesday night, Was to the crowd a very novel sight. The Boy tried In vain to get the Cow to stand, But tho Cow was not in humor, and he yelled, to beat the band; "This old Cow belongs to the Enter prise Store I" Of course, the little fellow was all In \ a flutter, Or perhaps ho might have said a little bit more About tho richness and quality of the old Cow’s butter, The “Pox River" Butter, at the Enter prise Store. Only 36 cents per pound. GEO. H. CARROLL, Manager. A severe cold that mny develop Into pneumonia over night, can he cured quickly by taking Foley's Honey and Tar. It will cure the most obstinate racking cough and strengthen your lungs. The genuine Is In a yellow package. Hllsman-Snle Drug Co. Wonderful Manner In Which She Provide* For Her Yonoic. The manner In which the mother an telope protects her young until they are old and strong enough to Join the full grown bands In their wunilerlugs Is an Interesting and wonderful Instance of nature’s providence. These beauti ful creatures live In pn ijfct.i country Infested by all kinds; of enemies and especially prowled over by the coyote, the gray wolf and the timber wolf, which subsist upon the young of all kinds of animals, yet the mother can easily protect her babies from tbo fiercest of these marauders. The ene my most dreaded Is the souring eagle. There Is a varletyeof cactus, a prick ly plant which grows In great abuu- dunce all over the western plains, which furnishes her the means for this protection. Horses, cattle, buffalo and, In fact, all autmals know the danger of trending on this plant. It gro^rs In. large patches some four or six Inches In height above the ground aud forms a thick inut varying in breadth from the sire of tho top of a man's hat to tnany feet. It Is in the center of one of these patches that the female antelope prepares a pluce of safety for her young. The thorns of this cactus, while very poisonous and terribly pain ful to every other nnlmnl, for some reason are almost harmless to the an telope. The cactus mny lacerate her legs, making them bleed freely, but neither the stickers nor their poison remains, while other animals seldom bleed, hut retain the poisonous stick ers In their wounds until they become malignant sores, causing excessive swelling of the limbs and very great and long continued suffering. When the antelope has selected her patch of cactus, bucking away a few feet, she will make a running jump, bounding high In the air and alighting In the middle of the patch, with nil four feet close together, the hoofs pointing downward. Then, springing out again and repeating this operation until she has chopped the roots of tho cactus plant to pieces, Blie loosens and clears a space large enough for stand ing room. She then will enlarge It by pawing and digging with her sharp hoofs. Here she gives birth to her young In undisturbed security, know ing that she can leave them in com parative snfety during tho day and re turn to them at night to give them suck. Should It be In a locality where eagles abound, however, the mother does not venture far nwny, ns the sour ing eagle often swoops down on the young, taking them away if she Is not there to do battle for their lives.—H. H. Cross In Century. Womans Nightmare No woman's happi ness can be complete without children; it is her nature to love and want them as much so os it is to love the beau- tiful and pure. The criticT^deal through which the expectant mother however, is so fraught with dread, pain, suffering an \u e[e j B no very thought of it fills her with apprehension and lor * * UQ necessity for the reproduction of life to be either pa>n “ . S The use of Mother’s Friend so prepares the system for the cot#g that it is safely passed withdut any danger. Thisgrea a remedy is always ap plied .externally, and has carried thousands of women through the trying crisis without suffering. Send for free book containing information of priceless valuo to all expectant mothers. The Bradfleld Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga. Lincoln and the Old Vlrftlnlnn. Washington wus a strong man and a famous wrestlnr. He was never thrown.* which meant much, for wres tling was a favorite amusement with Virginians, many of whom were as nearly invincible as the ancient Greeks. Llneolu, too, could boast classic excel lence In the same sport. “It is a curl- jus tiling.” Lincoln said, when Wash ington’s prowess was first brought to his attf»ntion-“it is a curious thing, hut that is just precisely my record when I was a youth. I could oulllft any man In Illinois, and I never was thrown. If George was round now. I should be pleased to hslve a tussle with him. and I rather believe that one of the plain people of Illinois would be able to keep up Ids end against the old Virginian.” Beautify the Complexion IN TEN DAYS. Nadinola The UNEQUALED BEAUTIrlER.cn- uoracd by thousands; guaranteed to remove frealties, pimples, all facial discolorations and restore the beauty of youth. The wor.t cases in twenty days. 50c. and $1.00 at all leadin;! dru|j stored, or hy mail. Prepared by NATIONAL TOILET CO., * Paris, Term. rue Lare'est Described snake. Speke, in his narrative of the journey to the source of the Nile, describes the largest snake that has ever been seen by man. "I shuddered," he says, “as I looked upon the effects of Ills tre mendous dying strength. For yardB around where he lay grass, bushes and saplings—In fact, everything except full grown trees—were cut clean off as If they had been trimmed with an Im mense scythe. The monster when measured was 61 feet and inches in extreme length, while eround the thickest portions of ItB body the girth was nearly three feet.” A Lively'Tussle with that old enemy of the race, Con stipation, often ends in Appendicitis. To avoid all serious trouble with Stomach, Liver and Bowels, take Dr. King’s New Lite PlUa. "They perfect ly regulate these organs, without pain or discomfort 25e at Albany Drug Co. vithdut any danger. j.in»gioae ■M&thoB^s Ftpiend Walk-Over Shoes At Ehrlich’s. There is but one firm in Albany from whom you can buy Walk- Over Shoes, that’s Ehrlich’s. The Ske-Toe A “natty,” shapely last. But ton and Blucher low cut in pat ent, colt, kid and gun metal. After you have worn a pair of “Walk-Over” shoes you will not be satisfied with the other find. Once bought, always sought. That’s the “Walk-Over.” S Ehrlich’s. There is a uniformity about the quality of the : : : : Wines and Liquors Which we supply that pleases. Every new bottle opened will be found equal to those previ ously used. Our stock consists entirely of high grade goods. They are of fine rich flavor, fuil bodied and well matured. Even, the lowest priced wines will provE excellent table beverages. Davis-Exchange Bank Building THE OFFICE Broad Street, Front Boats. Another Shipment We have just received another ship ment of Rambler, Cleveland and Tri bune Bicycles, and if you failed to get one out of the last lot you will surely find what you want in this one. This is the best lot of wheels ever brought to Albany, and they will be sold under a positive guarantee. We would be glad to have you call and let us explain why our wheel is the one you ought to buy. B. F. SMITH, The Leading Wheelman, Pine Street. Anyone who intends purchasing a boat for this sum mer’s use will save money by consulting us. We can savi you two-thirds of the freight charges by buying in carloads We expect to place a carload order in the course of a fe\ days, and will be glad to figure on anything from a canoe t a twenty-two foot high speed motor boat. The Bacon Equipment Company, Albany, Ga. J. S. Davis. T. W. Ventulatt J. S. DAVIS & CO. INSURANCE AGENTS against FIRE LIGHTNING TORNADO. Agents of the Southern Mutual InBnt- i anoe Co. Office—Ventulett Building. I—'Phone*—343—88—122—<— • t Cures Biliousness, Sick Headache, Sour Stem-, ach, Torpid Liver and Chronic Constipation. Pleasant to taka Laxative Fruit Syrup HILSMAN-SALE DRUG CO. Cleanses the system thoroughly and clears sallow complexions of pimples and blotches. It is guaranteed FOR THE BEST Values in Marble * and Granite for artistic work manship, and the finest material in MONUMENTS Headstones, etc., try The Albany Marble and Granite Works. W H MILLFR. Proprietor. aam