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Editor Out In Indiana Played for Even and Got It. The editor of an : Indiana paper grew tired of being called a liar, so be an nounced that he would tell the truth In the future. The first Issue thereafter contained the following: "John Bonin, the laziest merchant in town, made a trip to Bellville yester day. “John Coyle, otir gwemyttum, is d* tag a poor business. His storo Is dirtf, dusty and noxiously odoriferous; htfjr can ho cxpoct to do much? “Rev. Styx preached last Sunder/ night on charity. The sermon was punk. "Dave Soukey died at hts home In bis place. The doctor gave It out as The fact Is, he was When a Big Gun Is Made It Becomes a Perpetual , Charge. What is Costs to Flro a 8hot From One of tho 61s Gun*—The tfittremo Limit of Ono of These Big Guns Is One Hundred 8hote. A M book explaining just why tkis is so will*, be: sent on request. Better ask about it today, j T3hc Smith Premier Typewriter Company. H. M, ; A8HE, State Dealer, Y. MrM A. Building, At- lanta, Ga.' : . ,' r . From the New York Press. "When a big gun Is made It bocomes a perpetual charge on,the expense ac count of the government,” remarked the Inspector of naval ordnance. “It costs a lot to make It, too, to try It when It Is mounted, and Its extreme limit of life Is 100 Bhots. The largest guns we make.now.are 12-lnqh. They are from forty to fifty feet long, and the weight of the gun will cause It to droop, and In a few years render It useless. It has to be sent back to the ordnance yard at various Intervals to have its rifling ' trued up.’ Even the toughest steel,.with the highest elastic limit and greatest tensile strength, will bend under Its own weight If you support a bar of atael even a few Inches long at both ends for a long tlmo It will curve down In the center to a degree that cannot, In deed, he detected without the aid of precise Instruments, but It will take a permanent set, and a gun does the same thing In a greater measure. When we try a gun at the Indian Head proving grounds, near Annapolis, Md„ the armor makers furnish the plate, the gunmaker the gun, the shell makers the projectile and the govern ment tho powder. The total cost of a shot is approximately $1,000, and we usually fire throe shots at different dis tances. "The shell Is case hardened at Its point, and now carries a charge of oleaginous graphite in Its nose, which breaks at the moment of Impact and oils the hole In the armor. The patent on that graphite scheme cost the gov ernment $50,000. The shell simply boreB Its way through the armor, and Its progress Is aided very materially by the graphite. The navy exacts ar mor that can’t be pierced and shells that will go through'anything; so we have about arrived at the paradox of an Irresistibly''force meeting an im penetrable Vody. As a result the few makers.o'f this high quality of steel are heart failure, drunk and whiskey Is what killed him. “Married—Miss Sylvia Rhodes and James Goiiham last Saturday evening. The bride Is a very ordinary town girl who doesn’t know any more than a Jack-rabbit about cooking, and never helped her mother In her life. She Is not a beauty by any means and has a gait like a fat duck. The groom is well known as an up-to-date loafer. He’s-lived olf the old folks all hts life and ddn't amount to shucks. They will have a hard life.’’ The paper had no sooner reached The greater your familiarity with to bacco, the greater your appreciation of Big Whistle. It has all the natural and scientific qualities necessary to make good chewing tobacco. S*A*3*f*aALC No better tobaccos made than those man* ufactiired by Bailey Bros., Win3ton*Salern, North Carolina. NOT IN A TRUST. I V q'Golng to Bike any ih|s. year? Time you ware begin- i‘ng ,if &o» are. It's thereat season .f t thV-W (op it; - Hew about / il A NEW BIOYCLE? it’s. jinrclly worth while trying to make amjr old back number wheel last anot|io| year, For you can get a new. up;tchdate bike hero at Just about the coat'd( repairing your old ono. Como «»<> % *t it. '■fc.f. F. SMITH, The leading Wheelman, Pine Street. by Albany Drug Co., Druggists. 26c. Georgia Chautauqua, Albany, Ga„ April 22-29, 1908. Account above occasion, the Central of Georgia Railway will sell round trip tickets to Albany at one .firat-elass fare plus fifty cents. Tickets on sale April Remove Freckles and Pimples IK TEN BAYS, WITH For Information, apply to nearest ticket- agent. S. A. ATKINSON, Union Ticket Agent R. S. MORRIS, 2-td - Commercial Agent 1UADINOLA A™...THE COMPLEXION BEAUTIEIEK... IfOR SALE! Thfrlee Sites for Stores ..Jon brood Street^ ™ (Near Jackson). Size, thirty feet front on Broad street and running back 2 tO feet-tosdley. This property is rapidly tin- hancing ip value..ahd -Will be wortfi double present price in few years. ; Full information on applica tion to A w ...THE COMPLEXION BEAUTIEIEK... ^Formerly sdrertlMd and sold ns Battnola.) CITY TAX SALE8. Will be sold before the court house door within the legal hour* of public sale on the first Tuesday In May, 1906, the following property in the city of Albany, Ga., all levied on and to he sold for city taxes for the year 1905, to-wlt: Also at the same time and place, part of lot No. 44. Planters street, property of the estate of Juno Gibson. Also, at the same time and place, the west one-halt of lot No. 26, on Planter's street, property of Fehhle Wilson and Bottle LlppltL Also, at the same time and njace, lot No. 44, on South street, property of Lawrence Oliver. Also, at the same time and place, the east one-half of lot No. 94, State street, property of Amelia Thomas. R. N. WESTBROOK, City Marshal. PIWaTWt NADINOLA Wt* 1 Olkbt , A few applications will remove tan or sallowness and restore the beauty of youth, NADINOLA is guaranteed and money refunded if it fails to remove freckles, pimples, liver-spots, collar discolorations, blade-heads, disfiguring eruptions, etc-, in It 1b mounted. Gun pointers are used tor drill, and once or twice a year the gun la used for actual target practice and fired onco, or possibly twice. But it Is too expensive a machine to use for practice when there are exact ways of toBtlng the range and accur acy for trlangulatton and the known quhlltleB of the powder and other fac tors that apply to It, and which are preserved from Its flrBt test.” twenty days. Leaves the skin soft, clear and healthy. Endorsed by thousands, Price SO cents and $14)0 by all leading druggists, or by matt. Prepared by National Toilet Co.,-Paris, Tonn, UNDER THE OPERA HOUSE. lust received and will Offer for uaxt ek another lot qf Ladle*' Collar* leh will he »oW ai-fefmerly at oni> A tale of horror was told by marks of human blood In the home of J. W. Williams, a well-known morchant of Bao, Ky. He writes: "Twenty years ago I had severe hemorrhages of the lungs, and was near death when I ho ly-made Whit* Apron*, 2Jo an* Towale, the biggest bargain that hat vsr been offered, a towel 68 Inqhei ing and 24 Inehea wide* at only 16* Your money baok If you are dleeat ified with your pumhaia." 7'/i-lneh Horn Combe, all ooarae ■ath, such that .will not break whan he ladlea comb (heir Heavy hair with All-over Lae**, Edglhfl* and tneert gan taking Dr. King’s New Discovery. It completely cured me and I have re mained well ever since." ~ It cures Hemorrhages, Chronic Coughs, Set tled Colds and Bronchitis, and Is the only known cure for Weak Lungs. Every bottle guaranteed by Albany Drug Co., Druggists. 60c and $1.00. Trial bottle free. A Simple Precaution. Landlady (of country tnu on the eve of a popular holiday to her daughter, who la kneading the dough for a cake) —Resol, you'd better put a couple of eggs aud a bit of butter Into the cak*. It looks as If we were going to have a storm, and If the townsfolk don’t stir out tomorrow we shall have to sat It ourselves.—From the German. Uasusu ' Language Is a solemn thing. It grows out of Ufe-out of Its agonies and. ecstasies. Its wants and Its weari ness. Every language la a temple In which the soul of those who speak It is enrhrlnrd.—O. W. Holme*. omethtng New In Life Insurance. ’' * * ■- v a addition to carrjdbg your policy m the 10th to the $0th year for 6 cent of the premium, and U you in that period no charge 1b made ilnst your policy, you oan. by pay- 1 60 cents extra for eaoh $1,000, be ured against total or permanent dls- llty from accident or disease, pro- ams cease and the policy la tally 4 up. tho* covering two risks for i oremium. Como And bco me. C, M. CLARK, M-bw Agent Is the Moon Inhabited? Science haa proven that the moon has an atmosphere, which makes life In some form possible on that satel lite; but not tor human beings, who have a hard enough time on this earth of ours; especially those who don’t know that Electric Bitters cure Head ache, Biliousness, Malaria, Chills and Fever,ijaundtee, Dyspepsia, Dizziness, Torpid.Llver, Kidney complaints, Gen- BOATS FOR RENT And Fishing Permits Sold at the Coun try Store. Any fishing or boating will be pro hibited without a written permit The lake above the dam is fine for boating, and the fishing below the dam is un excelled. Don’t forget you must have a pass. T. M. NELSON. 6 Per Gent. Farm Loans- THOS. H. MILNER, AttoiMf-ati-Law, Room 811 Dnts-BxchuiM Ban) Building. Albany. Ga. oral Debility and Female weaknesses. Unequalled as a general Tonic and Ap petizer for weak persons and especi ally for the aged. It Induces sound ally for the aged. sleep. Fully guaranteed by Albany Drug Co., Druggists. Price only 60c. INDSTINCT PRINT 8HERIFF'8 SALE. Georgia, Dougherty County. Will be sold, on the first Tuesday in May, 1906, at public outcry at the court house In said county, within the legal hours of sale, to the highest bid der for cash, certain property of whloh the following Is a tall and complete description: Two and one-half BhareB of stock In the Odd Fellows Building Association, of the par value of Ten Dollars per share. Said property lev ied on as the property of G. E. Ander son, to satisfy an execution laaued from the Superior Court of said Comi ty, In favor of A. C. Gortatowaky against |sald G. B. 'Anderson; sold property being In possession of W. N. TIeknor, secretary of said Odd Fel lows’ BuUdtag Association, and point ed out by plaintiff's attorney, L. W. Nelson. This 31st day of March, 1906. WM. GODWIN. Deputy Sheriff. Electrical Wiring, Motors, Fans, Fixtures, Shades and Lamps. Albany Electrical ——and Construction Co. 106 Broad St,, Phone 416. Q, W. 8AYE, President Cures Biliousness, Sick Headache, Sour Stom ach, Torpid Liver and c v.:.t„?r;s: 0n - Laxative Fruit Syrup \ HILSMAN-SALE DRUG CO. Cleanses the system thoroughly and clears sallow complexions of pimples and blotcheB. It is guaranteed 1 aicw 7Xec littleDocfor CURES Liver Compltats; uses only Ramon’B Liver Fills and Tonic Pellets, and gives your money back If not satisfied. Your Uver is the biggest trouble maker (t you would be well, try Ramon's Treat ment Only 25 cents. Albany Drug Co. MAKES OLD THINGS NEW U4UI& Ocneer is a wonder I It will make the whole interior of your house shine like new, making re-finishing or re-vamishing entire! ly unnecessary. It is not a varnish, but a surface food and cleaner, building up the original finish and making it brighter than ever. It is applied with a piece of cheese doth and no experience is necessary. No drying to wait for. Removes all scratches, stains, dirt, dullness. It can be applied to any finish with beneficial results. Nat ural wood, as well as any color of paint, will be better for an application of liquid Veneer. Eionid Ufttttf will improve even the most beautiful furniture. It will take that smoky look from the Piano and other Mahogany, and is highly bene ficial to Golden Oak, White Enamel,Gilt, Silver and other finishes. DqniA Oenttr sells at 50 cents a bottle, and a bottle Is enough to renovate the ordinary home. Try it and you will always buy it — ’ ^ few trial bottles at IQc. each SOLD BY - ~ OWL DRUG & SEED CO. Jftf in besM JDompei&EL IJLMassage Cream- Takes Away Shaving Soreness A thick, fast growing beard and a tender skin cause trouble to many men. An occasional massage with Pompeian Cream not only takes away after shaving discomfort, but gradually strengthens the skin and enables it to bear the frequent use of the razor without ill effect. Also cleanses the pores. 50c and $1.00 per jar. Call at our store for sample and loot on facial massape OWL DRUG ® SEED CO. NOTICE TO CITY PROPERTY OWNERS. Notice Is hereby given that all property owners must come prepared to return the exact number of feet of each city lot owned. The tax books will open on April 2 at the Clerk’s of fice, In the Davis-Exchange Bank build ing, and no returns will be accepted unless the owners specify In their re turns the exact number of feet In each lot returned, as required by ordinance. 28-lmo Y. C. RUST, Clerk. ANNO UNCEHENTS. for representative. I hereby announce my candidacy for Representative of Dougherty County In the General Assembly of the State, subject to the action of the Democratic primary ordered for the 16th of May. In the event of my election, I pledge my best efforts In the Interest of my constituency. I respectfully ask the suffrage of the qualified voters of the county. SAM H. TIFT. Albany. Ga., April 6, 1906.