The Albany daily herald. (Albany, Ga.) 1891-190?, June 22, 1906, Image 8

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Men’s White House Shoes, $3.50. Women’s White House s Shoes, $2.50, $3.00, $3.50. Cut Price Cash Store, NE 89. * ALBANY, GA. Beautify the Complexion IN TEN DAY8. Nadinola The UNEQUALED BEAUTIFIER.cn- doracd by thousands; guaranteed to remove freckles, pimples, all facial discolorationo and restore the beauty of youth, The worst cases in twenty days. 50c. and $1,00 at all leading drug stores, or by mail, I by NATIONAL TOILET CO.. 4 Paris, Tana. Hope That Operation Will Keep Down Crime. CUT IN NOSE CHANGE8 TEMPER. Removal of Adenoids as Recommend ed In Juvenile Courta, Stlra Much Speculation Among Sociological En- thuaiaati. The Philadelphia Record says: The recently carried out recommen dation of a physician to the probation court that an Incorrigible boy prisoner Albany Electrical -AND Construction Co. G. W. Saye, Pres. 105 Broad St. Phone 415., BICYCLES repaired and koya fitted.' BICYCLES for sale. BICYCLE8 for rent. BICYCLES culled for and delivered. BEST and nil kinds of mntorlnls, send dries, etc. WORK GUARANTEED. Urond, between Jackson and Jefferson. ’Phone No. 96. H. M. BROWN. L,. GBIGBR. to This 150 pairs Pants for Sum mer wear; high-grade fin ish and style; the latest; fit best and wear longest; from $1.90 to $4.50. Attractive line of light weight Coats, from 50c to 85c. Big lot of Drummer’s Sample Belts; great vari ety of styles; 35 per cent, below regular price. Furnishings Neckwear — Walking, Negligee and Windsor styles; all the bright and novelties in silk fabrics. Exquisite line of Shirts for warm weather. Underwear, in Balbrig- gan finish, high quality, 40c, 50c and 98c per Suit. Umbrellas, Handkerchiefs, Half Hose, Collars, Cuffs, Etc. L,. GEIGER, 71 Broad Street* NOTICE. The firm of Hofmayer, Jones & Co. having been dissolved by mutual con sent the accounts due said firm must he paid promptly In order that Imme diate adjustment of Bame may be ef fected. Past due accounts that are not settled at onoe will be handed to our attorneys for collection. HOFMAYER DRY GOODS CO. R. L. JONES & CO. l-IMt-Frl THE All Kinds of Electrical firing and Fixtures. undergo"an operation for the removal of adenoids In order that he might theroby he Intellectually and morally Improved, has created considerable speculation In the ranks of sociological enthusiasts. While It Is not definitely assured that this operation, which is quite simple, will accomplish In the patient the result desired, It Is at least certain to relieve him of much physical distress, as well as the irrita bility of temper that Is so often-one of the unlovely accompaniments of those dlsugreeablo humors. Adenoids are enlarged poBt nasal or pharyngeal tonsils. Evidences of their presence are frequently, though not necessarily, breathing through the mouth and a pufflness of the cheeks, fn those who manifest the most mnrkcd physical evidence of tholr presence the nose Is broad and low. It does not follow that adenoids produce Intellectual and moral deficiencies, but It Is true that there Is a probability of such pathological tendencies. The commonest tendency, however, Is to lassltudo, Indifference to surroundings and stupidity. That Individual cases may bo found In which the growth Is diroctly responsible for .criminality is freely acknowledged by physicians. Looks for Good Results. In spoaklng of the operation re ferred ,lo a prominent Philadelphia practitioner gave expression tq the above facts and ampllflod them by say ing: “There Is no positive assurance that the removal of adenoids In one of criminal tendencies will effect a moral euro. Vlelousnoss may result from tholr presence, but so many other thlngB are to be taken into considera tion that it Is practically Impossible to lay down a dictum to cover the sub ject. I do not believe that there Is uuy reason to look for hotter success In the romoval of adenoids, as far as montal and moral regeneration Is con cerned, thnn that which repaid the fa mous surgeon who, believing that If the prossure upon the brain could be roducod Idiocy would be stricken from the list of human miseries, success fully sawed the skull Into two longitu dinal sections, and, finding the result to bo what he desired, performed the snino operation on nineteen others, all of which operations were failures. His notion waB that if the brain Is given room nil Idiots will become rational. What was true in <ne Individual code, you bco, was not true In the other ensos. The same holds good In rela tion t6 ndenolds.” The doctor was asked If there are likely I o bo as lnneilcial results from this operation ns It Is claimed will fol low the correction of visual defects. “More, I should say, most decidedly,” he replied.’ "The results are more likely lo be corrective of evil In the former Instance than the latter, in which I take very little stools. If the child afflicted with ndenolds is crim inal tn morals It will not be any risk to remove the growth and If the result Is not favorable the physical benefits are nt toast of some value. The Incon venience and suffering removed In nn aggravated case might and probably would result In Intellectual Improve ment, and this, In turn, might Influ ence the morals. As a panacea for viciousness, however, au operation cannot be a guarantee. Still, the bene fits arc so desirable that It Is advisable to have the adenoids removed If n surgeon decides In favor of their re moval. Obviously, cases will present thomsclves that make It necessary to remove them, but there are thousands who have had ndenolds and never knew of their presence. They atrophy without having caused any annoyance. "On the whole, I should *Bay there is no recognized relation between ade noids nnd criminality and consequent ly It has not been determined that there will be any lessening of the number of vicious children by remov ing the objectlonnble growths,” There is no need wprrying along in discomfort because of a disordered di gestion. Get a bottle of KODOL FOR DYSPEPSIA, and see what it will do lor you. Kodol not only digests what rou eat and gives that tired stomach a needed rest, but Is a corrective of the jreatost efficiency. Kodol relieves in- ilgestlon, dyspepsia, palpitation of the mart, flatulence, and sour stomach. Codol will make your stomach young and healthy again. You will worry 'ust In the proportion that your stom- ich worries you. Worry means the oss of ability to do your best. Worry s to be avoided at all times. KOdol .vlll take the worry out of your stom- ich. Sold by Albany Drug Co., Hfls- man-Sale Drug Co. From Saturday Evening Post. Let the stodgy statesmen, who think In cubes and talk In rectangles, tell it that a sense of humor Is a fatal Im pediment to a career In congress. "Get a reputation as a humorist," th'qy say, "and you will never amount to anything.” That may be true; but the stodgy statesmen nev.er seem to think how little they amount to themselves. They exclaim against a story as an Illustra tion for a speech, but they all try to tell a story or two when they are talk ing, and they make a mess of It. There are some excellent precedents for story-telling in our history. Lincoln was somewhat of an anecdotlst, anS there have been a few others. Still, the dull and deadly statesman doeB not see It In that light. "Look at Sun set Cox,” they say. “He was a man of great parts, but he was a humorist, and-see what became of him.” Well, what did become of him? He died and there Is a statue of him In New York, erected by the letter-carriers for his successful efforts in getting them something like the wages they should have. "Beware erf the fate of John Allen!" shout the stodgy ones. Sad fate, John Allen’s! Served many years In the house, had more friends than any other man there, had more fun than any other, had .a place wait ing for him as soon as he quit, and Is now living on hls cotton 'plantation In Tupelo, and still having fun. There are no statues to the stodgy statesmen In New York or anywhere else, so far as Is known. They come with corrugated brows, last a few ses sions, go home and stand around sol emnly until they die. They cannot afford to joke. Oh, no, it would ruin their careers, and that is the greatest joke of all the jokes there are! Notwithstanding this weight of opin ion, this heavy verdict against humor, congress always has a momber who defiles the superstition. The humorist of the present house Is J. Adam Bede, of Minnesota. Bede Is not only n pretty fair funnj'-man, but a beneficent Creator mapped’ him out physically for the part. He is a small man, with a wrinkled-apple sort of face. He looks like an anecdote. The fun bubbles out of him naturally. It Is mostly of the true American style. He Is lavish with exaggerated similes. His metaphors are grotesque. He makes some excel lent epigrams and, with It all, he secs the.bright side of everything and talks about It. The sun is alwayB shining for Bede. He Is an Ohio product. After he finished school he worked In many states ns a reporter. He finally land ed In Duluth, and has had various newspapers there. He was a Republi can In hls early days, but, being versa tile, he went to the Democratic party In the first Cleveland campaign. This transference of political fealty got him a United States marshalshlp from President Cleveland, and he hung on to the Democratic party until the money Issue arose.- Then he shifted back to the Republican party and, as he says in hls biography In the Con gressional Directory, "decided to come to congress as a Republican.” They twitted Bede about that when he was making hls first Important speech In the house. "Haven’t you been ft Democrat?” John Sharp Williams asked him. "I have,” Bede responded promptly. “I wnnt tq say finally that I voted the Democratic ticket a few times, and I know how hard it is. My first and my Inst vote were Republican, but, In the mean time, I voted the Democratic ticket—and It Is necessarily the mean time when you do a thing like that” He is ns shrewd hs he Is funny. Mark Hanna heard him speak and sent for him to come to Ohio when Her rick was making hls first campaign for governor. Bede spent six weeks In nnd about Cleveland, making several speeches every day nnd getting great crowds. When he had finished, Hanna asked Bede what he owed him, think ing to pay him liberally for hls time. “Oh,” said Bede, “I will call it square If you will pay my expenses and see that I am put on the rivers and har bors committee when I go to con gress.” Hanna promised and kept hls word, tend Bede Is on that committee now. He Is active In rivers and harbors work, for Duluth needs a lot of that sort of money. An expert was before the committee a short time ago and was talking theories. “Here, here!” broke In Bede. “There are sixteen lawyers on* this committee nnd two gentlemen, Lortmer and my self. Now you have given these law yers all the theories they can digest, please contribute a fact or two to the other two members.” Bede made hls first hit in congress when, In January, 1904, he spoke for the first time at length. He was advis ing the- Democrats to join with the Re publicans and nominate Roosevelt Turning to the minority, he said: “You Democrats cannot elect any thing. The election this year will he nothing but a supplemental census.” They laughed so much at that that the austere Hemenway, who was In charge of the floor, gave Bede all the ZuZV ClNGER SNAPS—Crisp, delicious, golden-brown morsels of sweetness and spice that everyone loves. CHEESfc SANDWICHES —Thin crackers enclosing s layer of creamy cheese—a delicate bite to tempt an epicure."* ♦a.i •a.i.fsca more. Cures Backache Corrects Irregularities Do not risk having Bright’s Disease or Diabetes BY HILSMAN-SALE DRUG CO. time he desired, and Bede used it to show the country that he was amply able to succeed John Allen as the house humorist. Bede’s humor isn’t rdfined. It. is prnlrle humor and smells of the soil. He Jokes about the common things of life and would pain a literary person who demandB polish with hls jokes. He was talking one day about the di versified . agricultural Industries of Minnesota. He told about the. farmers turning from exclusive wheat-growing to dairy and similar pursuits: “I have gone Into a little place In the backwoods where they kept two of three cows and set the milk on a shelf- in the living-room, where they dis cussed Democratic politics and chewed tobacco and did a lot of things. When they brought their butter to market you could taste every member of the family.” , That Is Artemus-Wardsy enough to suit the most strenuous dethand for "native” humor. That Is Bede’s kind. He can string paragraphs, like that to gether for hours at a time, and every time he gets up In the house he has a crowd to hear him, although most of the statesmen deprecate humor and say it Is -the ruination of a career, and, by the same token, empty the house, instead of filling it, when they talk. Bede took hls six children up to the White House one day. "What have you here?” the President asked. "My string of Bedes,” the Minnesota man replied. Not very intellectual, was It? No, nor Is any of Bede’s humor, hut every body laughed at it, and, when you come to think of it, that Is what humor Is for. The slncerest tribute that can. be paid to superiority is imitation. The many imitations of DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve that are now before the public prove it the best. Ask for Witt’s. Good for burns, scalds, chaffed skin, eczema, tetter, cuts, bruises, bolls and piles. Highly recommended and reliable. Sold by Albany Drug Co., Hilsman-Sale Drug Co. No Train Ride for Her. From the Philadelphia Press. - Wilkesbarre, Pa., June 17.—Seventy- year-old Mrs. Charles Skinner, of Jack- son, Columbia county, took her first ride on a railroad train yesterday af ternoon and was so frightened that the train had to be stopped and she was allowed to get off and walk. She was taken from the farm, where she has lived all her life, to Benton Station, nnd with her son boarded a train for Danville after much persua sion. No sooner did the train begin to move, however, than she started to scream, and as the rumble of the wheels and the motion of the train in creased and she saw the landscape sliding past, she became so frantic that her son and the passengers feared she would die of fright The conductor stopped the train, and she and her son alighted half a mile from the station. Deadly Serpent Bites are as common In India as are stom ach and liver disorders with us. For the latter, however, there is a sure remedy: Electric Bitters, the great restorative medicine, of which S. A1 Brown, of Bennettsville, S. C., says: 'They restored my wife to perfect health after years of suffering with dyspepsia and a chronically torpid liver.” Electric Bitters cure chills and fever, malaria, biliousness, lame back, kidney troubles and bladder dis orders. Sold on guarantee by Albany Drug Co. Price, 60c. Rawlins Theatre. Matinee and^Night Monday, June 25 The Original MOVING PICTURES i OF THE San Francisco Earth quake and Fire* SENSATIONAL REALISTIC MATINEE, 2 P. M. PRICES: Matinee ^..15c and 25c Night.... 25c, 35c, 50c Seats for Night oh Sale Friday. DON’T MONKEY WITH YOUR EYESIGHT. That’s slang, but It’s expressive, and good advice. Don’t Strain Your Eyes. They will be needed for reserve use later on. More people suff er from Im perfect eyesight through neglect than is Imagined. • - Don’t Risk Your Eyes to Incompetent examination. Come here and have an oculist do the test ing. Don’t Run a Risk by using glasses that sometimes cause blindness. Optical Science, as applied to my high grade of glasses, is a positive help toward curing eye infirmities. See the . Physician and Optician and be sure. Examinations are Free. Consult Dr.Cl.Hutchoson, Oculist, and Albany’s Leading Optician, Da.vls-Excho.n£o Dank Building. Something New ILife Insurance. In addition to carrying your policy from the 10th to the 20th year for 5 per cent, of the premium, and If you die In that period no charge Is made against your policy, you can, by pay ing 50 cents extra for each $1,000, be insured against total or permanent dis ability from accident or disease, pre miums cease aud the policy is fully paid up, thus covering two risks for one premium. Come and see me. C. M. CLARK, 24-lmo > Agent TALKING FEET TO CELEBRITY. The late Marshall Field, that great merch ant prince of Chicago, sent for me alter I had treated his feet, which came very near frightening the wits out of me until he said, “my feet are all right, but what I want you to do is to tell me all about my feet.” To be worried almost to depth with corns, bun ions, ingrowing nails and perspiring feet is absolutely unhecessary. I remove them instantly without pain or blood. It 18 a moat pleasing experience. Twenty-five cents a corn and it does not hurt a speck. Strictly antiseptic. DR. R. E. WILLIAMS, burgeon Chlropodist-Massacer-Samarla. P. 8.—Dr. Williams offers $5 reward for an Ingrowing nail he caunot erre without pain. Mrs. Williams does dainty manicure, mas sage aud hair dressing. Scalp treatment and the raoroel wave a specialty* Morris Weslosky President ! D. W. James.... .First Vice-President W. S. Bell Second Vice-President ^ Joseph S. Davis Cashier P. W. Jones Assistant Cashier First National Bank, * Albany, Ga. Capital $50,000 Surplus and Undivided Profits. 80,000 Deposits received subject to Sight Draft. A general banking business transacted. Bankers’ and merchants’ accounts solicited. Morris Weslosky President D. W. James ....Vice-President F. H. Bates., Cashier » N. R. Dehon Assistant Cashier f Third National Bank' Of Albany, Ga. i CAPITAL $50,000.00 UNDIVIDED PROFITS .... 12,000.00 Solicits accounts of firms and indi viduals. J. S. Davis. J. S. DAVIS & CO„ r i Insurance Agents J, AGAINST FIRE, LIGHTNING, TORNADO. Agents of the Southern Mutual Insur ance Co. Office—Ventulett Building. ’Phones—343, 88,-122. CENTRAL OF GEORGIA RAILWAY Arrival and Departure of Trains Albany, Ga. In Effect June 3, 1900. DEPARTURES: For Dothan, Florala and Look- hart 7:46am For Dothan, Florala and Lock- , hart 3:50pm For Macon, Atlanta, AuguB- ta, Columbus, Savannah.. 4:05am For Macrw, Atlanta, Colum bus, Montgomery, Troy....11:64 For Macon, Atlanta, Savan nah 9:00 pi am* ARRIVALS: From Lockhart, Florala and ■* Dothan 3:46 pm From Lockhart, Florala and Dothan 11:49 am From Augnsta, Savannah, Atlanta, Macon 7:21am From Montgomery, Troy. Co lumbus, Atlanta, Macon... 3:40pm From Atlanta, Savannah, Ma con, Montgomery, Colum bus ....11: W ALL TRAIN8 DAILY. Drawing room sleeping cars bo" tween Albany and Atlanta on trains arriving at Albany at 7:25 a. m. and leaving Albany at 9:00 p. m. Parloi car between Albany and Atlanta <® train arriving Albany at 3:40 p. m. and leaving Albany at 11:54 a. m. For further Information apply to 8. A. Atkinson. Depot Ticket Agent or C. A. DEWBERRY, T. P. A., Albany, Ga. . >•