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Brunswick Advertiser.
DAILY FAIR EXTRA.
Published by the Weekly Advertiser.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, MAY 12, 1880.
Office coiner Newcastle and Monk Sts.
A Poetical Wedding in Ohio.
no furthv
i I will ta
Ami for your huxlmml will
OlM-y Ilia alltfbtath wiab.
And love lorn all you can f
i'll lava bint 41 lean.
Obey him 41 I choom*;
Ami when I a*k for funda
MIKIHTKM.
Then you *re man and wife,
Aud happy may you be;
Aa many may be your yean
Am dollar* la my fee!
—Baftimort Quiet t*
Transplanting at Night
A gentleman, anxious to ascer
tain the effect of transplanting at
night, instead of by day, made an
experiment will! the following re
sults- He planted ten cherry trees
while in bloom, commencing at
four o'clock in the afternoon.—
Those transplanted during day
light shed their blossoms, produc
ing little or no fruit, while those
transplanted in the dark main
tained their condition fully. He
did the snme with ten dwarf trees,
after the fruit was one-third grown.
Those transplanted during the day
shed their fruit, while those during
the night i>erfeoted their crop, and
showed no injury from having been
removed.—Ex.
Of all professions in the world
there are none in which the mis
takes made are brought so promi
nently before the public as that of
journalism. A merchants may
make mistakes in his figures, in his
prices or weights or measures, but
it does not appear where every per
son in the city and vicinity can
see it. It Is not proclaimed to
thousands of eyes the next morn
ing, nor published where all can
know it. If a doctor gives a wrong
prescription, it isn’t known to ev
erybody. But in journalism every
such blunder is seen and noted by
thousands. A word misspelled, a
letter out of place, an ungrammat
ical sentence or a misstatement of
facts, overlooked in the hurry and
bustle of rapid work, is pounced on
by critics, and the journalist in
formed that such mistakes are in
excusable.
Worth makes the man, but it
takes a wheelright to make the fel-j
loe.—lhicktnnnck KrjmNimii. .Spoke
in like a gentleman. How proud
your wife must be of her “huh.”
Just bear this truth in mind,,
boys, and ponder at your will; It’s
better to owe your tailor forever, j
than beat him out of his bill. And
that’s what the boy-* are doing.
I run has gone up so high that :
poor people cannot aftotd to have j
it in their blood now.
Bill Arp on !&*•».
Atlanta Constitution.
When I was a boy I was the
foremost man to attack a yalier
jacket’s nest with the other boys,
and we used to fight until the last
armed foe expired and then retire
from the field as friendly as con -
quering heroes after a bloody bat
tle. Bees are a curious institution,
a regular science. The common
people don’t know much atxmt ’em
yet and won't believe it when you
tell ’em. Some of ’em admit that
there is a king bee, but won’t have
it that he is a she and lays all the
eggs. Some folks say the bee sys
tem of government is the Creator’s
type of what human governments
ought to be, that is a hereditary
kingdom. I recon that idea would
suit General Grant and Fred very
well, but if we take it in part we
must tako it altogether, and that
would put Mrs. Grant in office sur
rounded by a few lazy drones, and
leave the General and Freddy en
tirely out of business. You see.
dame nature wouldn’t trust a male
with that much ]>ower, but would
trust a femoil provided she had all
the children herself, for a woman
never goes back on her offspring.
General Grant may get in on a
third term and run the concern in
to monarchy, hut I can’t see how a
working bee can go for him, con
sidering that when we tried him
before he and his drones got all the
honey. I'm tired working for them
sort of people, ain’t you?
Yours,
Bii.i. Arp
Coiniiosition on Cats,
New Advertisements.
S.M.GLOGAUER
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est, Nicest and Foamiest.
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS-
Choicrrt Brands.
Groceries Innumerable !
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New Advertisements.
umiFiim
Forwarding A* CtnrnnoMon Merehan fs,
Bit UJSTSWICIC Get
ALSO WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
CORN,
HAY,
OATS,
BRAN,
Etc., Etc.
Also .MP OQ bud . .apply of
Bricn, Line, Cement and Coal.
J. E. MOORE * CO.,
DEALERS IN
Choice Family
GROCERIES,
Provisions, Crockery & Tinware,
Dio New York Newt got the fol
lowing from a small boy: Tipcat
which we had afore we got Mono> Cia-^-2SS ds TOBACCO,
was t eller, and didn't have no cars
and not any tail, too, cos they were
cut oft’ to make it go way from
where it lived, for it was so ugly,
so it cum to our house. One day
my mother she said wildcat iny
father drown it, cos she knew'
where she cud get a nicer lukin
one. Ho my father he put it in a
hag, and a brick in ithe hag, too,
and threw it in the pond and went
to his office, my father did. But
the cat busted the bag string, and
wen my father cum home it was
lying under th<* sofa, but cum out
t*> look at him. So they looked at
one nother for a long wile, ami
bimt by my father sed to
mother, “Well, you are a mity p<x>r
hand to go xhoppin for cat-*. Thisn
is a mite uglier than the other.”
“ I am always cool,” was the
boastful remark of Robinson; “ I
never forget myself.” And with
one voice the boys said, “ No, wo
never knew you to.*’ Ami a sweet
smile lighted with heavenly efful
gence every face.—Bouton Transcript.
A compositor makes money lif*
over fist.
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