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The Brunswick Advertiser, FUBLIKHKD KVKKV MATT RIMY AT BRUNSWICK, GA., ■ BY f*. G. sr.'trr. BUHKCRI PTIOMlBATEB: One ropy one >a»r... f2 00 One ropy aix mootha 1 00 AIvertieeinente from rospoiiHiMe pHiticnwill be publ)*he<l until ordered out, when the I line is jot eperifleil. end payment exacted atv-ordingly. CcnuuiunicationK for individual liem-ttt.or of a personal cltura< t. r rhurged as- Hdveitisemente. Marriages and obituury noticea not exeeediiiK four lines, aolieted tor publication. When e eroding that apace, charged as udvcrtlaenn nts. All letters and communications should be ad dressed to the undersigned. T. «i. STACY, Brunswick, Oeorgia. VOL. C, NO. 21. BKUNSW1CK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY MORNFNG, NOVEMBER 27, 1880. $2 00 A YEAR. City directory. Aldermen- J. M. i Cook. J.l*. Harvey, A T. Putnam, W kins, J J. Hpears and l> T. Dunn. Clerk iP Treasurer Junes Ilouatou. Chi'/Marshal - J. C. Norman. Assistant Marsha!—J. 1,. Ileai'li. Citjpkhmiriaa—i. It. Itoi.ms. M. 1>. Hartwr Vo* Curt WanUrx Burr Winton, Hartwr Ma*trr— Matthew Nil aim i t\/rt Wardens Thomas (> t’on iii H. L. HARRIS, cook bbothebs & co. Bay St., Brunswick. Ga., BILL ARP OX Next to J. iU clielstm a llro. bargains ^offered i figures as low a ’ lowest, their entire stock of HKAVY AND FANCY JUNO CoWMtTTKrs Of I'OtNCIL. . I'utnaiii ind Stacy. Fiwak* i Town oi llARDOB SrilUFTs, 1UIAINS A Ultimo- iMltlU, Spi n k, btacy ali i •'pears. Kuucaiion— CBAKinr—Stacy, k and I'utnaiM Fiur nr.pAUiuKM -hum:. Harvey and Putnam UNITED STATES i* » ICKM. Collector offuatoma—John T.t’olliua. Ikputy— II. T. Duuu. Col lac tor Internal l. -v.-nm- l>. T. Dunn. Deputy Marshal- Jaiuca M. Coll per. Postmaster—Linn* North. ONWARD CO AIKS THE BOOM! * Take the tide at the flood and call on a. t. mm II A It II IS’ .1KWEI.UY ESTABLISHMENT! : FINEST ASSORTMENT OF Watches and Clocks, JEWELRY. ETC. FINGER RINGS, nt ever kept here. Fine n*. gearf lIiis and fence, r rings oAlie latest atyle, ndld gold and plata KLFi( riONKKKINO. Masonic lodges ami all other secret | organizations. An act to make it He Hears Lawton anil Itrown Speak— penal for married men to leave ; Wants Women Elected as K\|H‘ri- home after supper, except when ae- i incnt—Some Suggestions AbonUn companied lip their wives. An act j Elective Judiciary—The lawyers, to appoint an inspector of con- deoflod milk and soothing syrup.! , , Statesmen, patriots, assembled An act to lax bachelors and apply I * ! ,' a . rtla y lleaf man ,,as tllP wisdom,quill-drivers, office-seekers, the proceeds to the maintenance of! feVer ’ l whipiH'rs in and spectators in gen-1 poor children. An act to abolish j oral 1 Magnificent pageant of Cieor- whisky and tobacco. There would j gin’s greatness I I heard General lie an aet introduced to prevent D /"'* 'P' T> T TT Q 1111111 —a type of southern chivalry ^ ^ ^ l l * Cj) c |i n gi n g like t| le j V y t„ the decav- Lnwton speak—grand old gentle- widowers from marrying again, but lr y a lawyer LET US SHILE. Natural slippers—Eels. Head clerks —Harbors’ assistants. Apple Jack is first cousin to Jim Jams. Going to market—The man with j a blacking pot. “Talk is cheap.” Is it? Just A Curious Railway, One of the most curious railwavs in the world is the ten-inch gnuge road running from North Hilleries, Mass., to Bedford. It was at first hooted at by the |ieop!e, hut the road was corn pled, making a length of alrout eight and a half miles.— There nre eleven bridges on the road, one of which is over 100 feet long. The rails weigh twenty-five pounds to the yard. The road is well built and equi|>|ied—one grade is 155 feet. The cars and engines will at first sight create wnndcrnnd admiration. The i>crfect propor tions give them a handsome ap- |>earance. They are constructed very near the ground, giving them great advantages of safety. The cars have an aide with one seat on eaclt side, in the same manner as ordinary ears have two seats. The SHIP CIIAMH.KKY, tlie- widows in the Legislature would kick up nt this and secede | been patented—The crow, ing tree trunk of the glorious past, under protest. On the whole, 1 I heard Black as he soared above j think they would do pretty well of time. Toot true, too true. 1 ‘ and give us a very good code and j A corn extractor tlrat has not len # th ut ' H'c cars allow thirty seats, each person having a si-at to liini- , self. The cars are supplied with Many of our cor.iet.su,day ont 0 l, w ts, water tank, an,I heated hv us in nn atmosphere we used breathe, and I was renewed in my ! not spend half as much time and Cigars &■ TobHCCO ‘Us the eagle, and then I money ns the men. It would be a ° ’ benrd old Joe on the logic of events, good pin n to let cm have a session I and my thoughts dwelt on mnteri- once in a while. Needent tell me al things, and went home to the they conlrient male laws, fori! family kitchen, and I wondered know better. I’ve lived under a! whether the flour was out, and the j family code for thirty odd years,) sugnr was low, and was the weath-| and mo ern improvements. They < hestnuU don t have wings, but weigh but four and a half tons, or- they are sort of burred like. Stockings are now darned by' ma chinery. They arc darned nice. dinnrv ears weighing on nn average eighteen tons. The trnins run nt ! tlie rate of twenty miles an hour CONFECTIONERIES, Etc. HtriUtfM, pJ«toN a ini .artriiljfpA. nj>«*.tarl.v* »H of whlcli will Iw aoiil at tlui low- Ut-paiilng of all kin Im of watrhea, clock*, Jew elry, **tc., done abort notice, and moat rt-anoiia- i: d*lli»:li'*Mt price paid f. they imiko ein they 8 ^ or ^ unless he smukes it too long. i er cold enough to kill tlie little hull know how to enforce pin. The men I Wbat this country needs is an | calf that was running on tlie rye. I make a bach of laws nt one*8C8sion ' invention to convince flies that a ALSO | It takes all sorts of people to make i and repeal ern the next. We’ve bald head Is not u skating rink. j a State, and I am glad we have got tried electing Judges and Solicitors j A good whisky sling—fciling the «, , c , lr , r- 1> °. p ® “ ys " ,:, *^vcr is, isjby the people and having them botUe out of the wiudow - after it’s nOOtiS, MlOCS, llilts, right, and so I am getting recon- appointed by the Governor and I empty. ' '■ ” ' lectcd by the legislature, and no nn-seems to give satisfaction, ami . I WUIJUVl. J It we keep roratin from one to the toned for thenli , f j, lllt , ir Olfico-si ekcra will trade and f avori | c . I tlie smartest man nt! The man with the lottery ticket " Uh perfect safety. The engine s always looks out tor number won. A man cannot smoke a cigar too CLOTHING, orro.ys, Etc. HEAVY & FANCY hi fil iliv .l.-.l, On« GROCERIEd, FAMILY SUPPLIES. COM' FEED, Etc. Kerpa alwaya on hand a full aupply of I ] ai.ld la SIDmI with MILLINKItY, DRKSS TRIMMINGS, SILKS, LACES, buttons, house rs. Lime, Corn & Hay 1 iin ha«inM i-Udwher*-, with a litilo < mmIi tiled to most anything that turns up. The fact is, I’m getting recon pi cilc<I to Hancock’s defeat, and am so to-day just as much of a (Jarfit Id n\AU as Garfield is nn Arp man—I log-roll, that much and no more. I’m go ing to meet him half wav, that is if he will conic that fur. If h« North Georgia girls don’t like | croquet. They say it is too high- jothe lary to in hanging around. _ won’t, why then he can .stay where, wonder if it wouldn’t be a good he is. confound him, and f won’t 'plan to let the Supreme Court move nary step. National inter- choose the Judges. They know est is tin* watchword now- money the lawyers better than anybody, and olliee and if old Jm? don’t in- They know their fitness and q/ipae- vngle them f> Hows out of our share, combinations ge ts i„. This is all I . A Philadelphia paper says that mighty had, for its lowers the judi- “! Hs ..^1* t,,el . r . hair arp ‘O' ing to wear chin whiskers on their foreheads. A musician wants to know how to strike a bee Hat aud at the same time avoid being stung by its dem ise iniquaver. A lightning rod peddler having Aif'l ••v. rythiny iif.-<I.-<l in t!i*» Im.Ii.-m fur llmlr Hi-nerom »npj». rt for tlte p»»l tlir®« >i «rM. I will *-ii<1tav<>r * t>r to (•IciiMi tlo ui tlipprasn fli|<-nt lh<’> miniot «ft tin I i ff r at i*uy otlier pi.u i- iu l TtmnkltiK iu nil In on. i. ! ..Ruk to.i nlitj ol {|o< «1m 1 FIVE-CENT SIDE New store! New Firm! New Got <!s! ity, and their moral elmracter, and he will Imj advancing hackwar s on wire-pullers coul.leiit pull much j died, his wife had him cremated, his own reputation. Our people before 4 hem. 1 think we have got ®ud sifted enough brass out of his Here’s seven very good Judges, but I’m not sure 1 nslies to are tired of I ty-five laws ’ailing, rs a km eking nt tlie that we’ve got tl» liesl that could d. J n d i McCutchcon ly' ''ll!.- of .id wipingnround for CORN, OATS, ETC. Im truly mniiil-r.iil iu IU liidun fUornon Monk atrefil, next door to Ma Livery patron a. Coma aud a • what I will Jo f..r EDITOHS AND NKlVSIMHEK A//i‘C A/.C. JAO1 VC. puormimtFss nf the rouutry, mdonw Jamkm ll. I'tTasT Ooi.p Watch i’amkm Am a pruot, rva>l tin- foilowiDit: i M It glvc« me ph aMiir.i J. T. BlHnoOLD, Kd. and lTop’t Tttrgram. T.a Fayette, Ind., March », ISHO. 1 take plnaaure in coDiiik-iuUiir the Janiea Romm Watch Gaae aa highly Mutiafu dory amt equal I wear to oue of aolld gold, iu fact aa well aa iu name. W. M, LlNiiLK. Ed amt Prop t Courier Daa MoiBfa, la.. Feb. '£», Ihho. Onr manager haa carried a Jani. s Koaa I'atent Watch t’a*.' and i linerlully Maya that it cannot be OPENED! TUJS NEW MILLINERY VVH BRIMMING C. I WIMBERLY & Cfl. rein hi: ' he pened hi-mouth to n soul nbont u lr dooi nl the Li'gi.-hktiiiv, and they I are nil clever and poor, and there nint enough olliceg for half of ein, and they nint fit for anythin,' else. They cannot dig and to beg they arc ashamed. I wish front my | —— heart they eonld dig, for I nets! i hands right now, and could employment. It’s splendid fun to sec the boys got s electioneering. Sonic of cm know the nice so as to feel once more like 1 Imw to do it and some of cm don’t, a gentleman. Since then nbont ii.v. jii.t u|«.ii..i . n.t.. .(..'k or irt*,ii mas'tut- J 1 S' Brown ought to write a text forty men he didn’t know have book on that subject. I wish I did come to him and said they was a j know wliat lie had in that pitcher, going to vote lor him. Some say it was whisky ami some popular now, hut he ike a candle stick Rave you been on a bust late- asked the shoulder-brave of amused me and excited my aym-1 the corset. “That’s no bodice busi- palhy, lor lie didn't know tlio first ness but my own,” was the reply. The Macon Herald says elope- olli. T. Re said he h It a little mean 1 mente nre again becoming fashion- fill- bei";; here at all. He never aide in that place. A horse ran away with an oi l maid in that city ■ hut just set about like a few days ago. "I exhibition and finally I A M MltB<| how 0 ; d ghe -th, he withdrew from was, repliedr ff w,w marrioil at 18; my hnshaml waathouJO. Now he is twice as old—that makes me tivico 18. I'm 30.” It is about an oven thing between HEAVY AND FANCY, bcatcu in auy way Ktatk Lkakk* ('< r» loom State Leader. Watn.-ka. 111., March a, igHO. MRS. E. FRANK K j the orange peel throws the ninn in to the gutter. IsorU Hrouglmin once, when he I am pl»aM><i to na> that the Janiea Hoas Wat. It line* (W 1 have In «nttruly aatiafatitory, bring iu cv- the l ery reajwrt juat an rtf|>rraentt-<l. It Im a perfect beauty. II M. Pktrhm. Ed. ami 1'rop‘t /rm/aii Co. Itari. WaMaau. Wla.. March 10. 1N». Thr Watch Carr I hav*i of your make h In every way aatiMfact .rj . it iajuxt aph-ailhl DRESS MAKING A SI*E< I II. Wo employ the very brat hui.U to Im* had. *at- j _ ^ t Mfccttaa alwaya guaranteed, ltuiuruiber the Torch >■/ Liberty. P 1 * 40 * Mark H lUasr Kd and Prop nr rod in by humlroda of j The above other oditora an well as novliamca, •nil jewrlrra. In all parta of the country Tliia ia the ■ uly pal«nt caae made of Thu I laics ofiiuliti i«mIU. It la warranted by ape rial certificate. Ask your jeweler Jor tlluatrated catalogue containing full tleacriptmu. A. V. He is very. , , going back llle mau anil the orange |>eel. Some |>epper tea, but an intimate friend home aud practice law, ao as lo gel llmi '^ 1110 0 throws the orange of the family told me confidently it. money enough to keepuphis farm. ' 11 ‘^ 10 Blll ‘ sometimes was sinimon beer. And them 1m>-! Well, my hope is we'll get a goo. kayo—oh, my country 1 He han- many of the lawyers to tilling tlio died ein like he thought they was soil before long. It will go hard made up of sunflowers and jimiou with ein for awhile, hut then it will wa * ■*“ a facetious mood, being I weed blossoms. Howell said that give cm str. n;tli and happinese and asl “ 111 to define a lawyer, said: “A I if Joe was still plowing that hull, time for repentance, and increase lawyer is a learned gentleman, who “ I think he would put the flowers their chances for heaven. Sweden- rescue* your estate from your cue- on his horns and tie some to his borg says that folks will follow the mie* and keeps it himself.” tail.’ Howell is president of the same business iu the next world ^ cigars. juHgME.NI elub of Gadd.'stown they followed in tin-. But what * ’land ought to ME A IS" KEEP KINK lllUXPSOE STABLE, know. j to me that some feller h; j throwd a l>nn<lie of foildcr on the home down below stage. It would have got him gev- | eral votes. Well, it’s all right. I i like the aristocrat furstrate, but this “A« T evrs ’i isft Democratic county, and just LOW &S tllS LOWOSt, |rtuch men as Joe Brown mav Drove v “ I will not learn a trade !” ex- Inirned a Chicago hui to his father. It’h a wonder will tlie lawyers do without clients? Dut this matter of learning a trade In’t Wi ll, I .- upjthey could find ia only a question of time with jugt OUR MOTTO: Yours, Bill Arp. Willing to Give Wav. such chaps, for, in less than that young man was studying har ness-making in the penitentiary. “ Dont put too much confidence placed behind the tender, giving a greater adhesion tothetr ek. They weigh eight tons, ami draw two passenger ami two baggage cars.— The cost of the road was about 84,- f>00 per mile. A large numlier of 9ites posed for the World’s held in New York city The cost of the different i posed is stated as lollowsf*Tl tan square. 88,000,000; side and Riverside Parks,J 000; the Harlem site, 89 Washington Heights, In wood on the Hudson. 87^ Fleetwood Park, $800,000. Hefoie 1 a site can he chosen the suh-eom- mitteo having the matter in t h.irge must report to the executive com mittee, and this to the commission* who will decide the question. It will be seen that land l>ean< a very high price in and aln»ut New York city. The surveyors of the M. it B. ex tension are between Montieello ami Covington. It Ls round at List! Homf.tuing Niu Undkhthk Si v A Hew tin im il»m Ring ii |>od wot nun. _ Hitherto «lh* Iimh In « n nillt-tl i t |iuu to HiifTi r the ills of niMikiial mid ln r own t>e«ideM. The fit-ipieiit Ninl dint^MMiug irregnlurities iH culiar to her m-x Imve long been to her the Mirefnl spiing of wih*h iinnmnbt rrd/” In the mnn- ■i'D) of the rich mid hov**l -»f poverty alike, woman lum I wen tin 1 com-tant y »*t t iiitiviit victim of H thoiiMiiiiil ills nn. ihown to him it -ninl without a remedy. Oh, Lord, linw long," in the agony of her noiiI. Imtli wh«* cried. But now. the hour of her redemption i* rone*. She will suffer no more. f..r ilradth Id a Female Betfulator, • Woman's |{»*wt Fr • nd,” in for rale hy i)r. F. J«a*rg«*r, 'VnriMwiek, (i.or«ia ‘ Prepared l.y in. J. Bradtiehi, Atlan ta. Georgia; price $1.50 per laittle. □nv‘J‘)eoiv2iu Coli'Mill’s, CiA., Aug. 24 1H77. Drt (!. .F. Morrurr />■</, - We gave vour ‘ T. ethina " ( IV. thing Powders) to our little grandchild with the happiest reaults. The . tfects were almost luagicul, >twl vcrLtinltf uturt mst- xnfucturtf th,n from wt er r •<A 'l. Yours very truly, JomkfhH. Kky, Pastor of Mt. Paul Church. Augusta. Ga.. Feb. <*., 1878. I take (deiisiire iu Miving mat I have iih«*<I Dr. M.iffet’a 1'kkthina for mr VC ir w ' tl1 ** u, ire sutiafaution. It fni- , ' |ly «md pleasantly aceomplidi.-a tlm pnr|ioseH for which it ih riv .uiroeudtai. novl5 Im Cham E. »Stapush and dkai.fr in A. T. Putnam, Prop, NAY AL STORES, BRUNSWICK. GEORGIA. On the Jefiersoii Avenue line ill a lover's vows and sighs,” said i Joo Brown may prove yesterday u woman of 50, i,,u,l e up I> nr tington to her niece; “let arct l ini niv IT Id ev^y hil “ V»» ‘* in ‘ /’>» '-velips like arch), and my hope is that it we rteat OCCU pi,*d. <i w »Uhh\ for a a tarnation and eyes like an as- luve to take Grant in 1884, old Joe moment, and then selectinga |HM)r- tvri.sk; hut such thingsoftencr come Corner MONK A GRANT streets. BRUNSWICK. - - 6E0R6IA. Vehicles of every <h *. riRtinn fur hire. Orilers for <lrx)»*{.• iirumjitl) filled. rsrriaKes •t tin •rrival of sli hosts anil trains febU ly ' 1>BOMIT per%>nal attention Riven to consign ; 1 nu-utM. Quick returns and highest market pric«-« Kuarant. cd. Frepared to luakc liberal ad 0*11.111. a. Etst. DENTIST, NEWCASTLE STREET, BRUNSWICK, stor»i»fK,nioiui.-n door a™,, will be tied on to him, for lie will ly dr. i*<d mnn about-15 years of from n tender bead than a tender . either keep him from being kingnr “U'’. » he olwerved: )l(lnrt ,i ! cheat him out of the crown after h" “Are there no gentlemen on thU ' . car. a i* reported of a semmnry i , I “Indeed,I dunno,” be replied, graduate, just married, that wishing I This legislature is a fine body of looking up and down. “If there to impress her husband with her gentlemen. When I grilse tlie as- *"*.«* °' e * r ability as a housekeeper, she bawl- GA. sembly in joint ballot I feel proud tt t the end of the line1" U r ' rou led out to tho aervant as she entered i n> y Btate. I he Speaker ami the There was nn embarrassing si- ,U>« door: “ Matilda, bring me the * wnrreSER stkeets. FIRE INSURANCE ■’"'"ident standing up together and leiee for a moment, nnd then a waaliboard; I want to w.asli the po- 8AVANNAH, GEORGIA. j , tlic galaxy of gals in the gallery light broke in on him all of n sud- tatoos for dinner.” !and tlie Is) s a irallonin around ^'■ 11 ‘ fttid he rose and said: , ,, , J. JVC. DEXTER, m-ikcMin I rabw"n t o be forirot " V,,u V; u ‘ hacetliieweut.i.mdam. , A schoo l*,-,- - comp^.tion on to- i | make up a MDIOW not to tor„o,- j Rm a ]] ug jmrlectly willing to bacon: “ This noxious weed was in- ten. 1 wish the women could vote, stand up nnd give my seat to any- vented by Walter Raleigh. When and I wouldn’t mind seeing ein body older than myself.” | the people first saw him smoking 4 udu im) the Js« k girilature jiiHt an experiment. I wiu All diM-an*-* of tiie muutb cured J. M. DEXTER, Hanker and Broker, Exchange bought and sold. R Insurance K Kenl Estate Agent. BHinSWlck, - - Georgia. _ INSUBANCE AGENT, Ki’KEHKNTH the following Fire Inaurau. < Cash A*seu. .. IVMI.f i Inauran.-e Co. Ni*w York., Gmkenvood, H. C . Jan 27. 1880. Dll L. T. 11 ILL—D.mi 8ir—Kii-*w- i»ik the coiatitiicut cf. inciit of your Hhpatic Panacea. I have n*til it in my procticr with uu»t •ulta. I uulitwitatingly ivcoiniat ud it ua a relialdc ninl valuable aiterutiie an«l xifOtle calhartic. Ifs iM|»i*lly in - * crcnsiug po|"ik»rity att«-hta (lie value* f itn metliciiiai |*ro|a*iti»fl Yo.irs rmpratffill;, M. C. Taooaut, M. D. $$*Por aiile l»y J. M. Maildcn. The following ahoi t l« tt«*r from Dr. I. 1). Mitchell, a utcmlier of IheOeor- gia Legialatnre, ia a v»ry atioug en dorM*ment; V-wi Hoickinion «t’ #.v> .• I have •«l your ’•NVuralgmuw ami fiml it ull ii ciaiui, a apecitic for neuralgia anil headache. J. 1). Ml re hull, M D. Bev. Dr. J. H. Devoiie aay»: " I hare lieen relieved by it of n severeut- taek of headache." DtCATUl, Dec*-III be r 10, 1879. I w.w very much tnmlTled with l»ed- will find it to Uielr lnter<^t to | Iiuaram-c •‘1‘1-lf (own or roqutr) lor than myself.” th e people first saw Inin smoking . _ it lire just ns an 11,111 decided her. She gave tliev ihoueht ho was a steamboat' i [ w,lH ,,,r - T ni’ii-htmnfil.'.lwith l-st „ thinkiiw 111111 a 1,,<,k Ik ‘ will »«»t forget to his ; steamt«at «fl .ppltel the Hex E.ternnn. IS a tninkmg . . , , 5u. and as they had never heard of tor. and bare nut been tiuublwl wnl £= »l«ut what kind Of laws they would Z^Sl such a thing as a steamboat, they i sc, j make. All aet to alsdish clubs, five scats had becomo vacant. were t<Trihlv frightened.” with them miicc, aud have not aceu a live Muce. but many dent) onca. G»’s». P%hlo\«