The Cherokee advance. (Canton, Ga.) 1880-19??, February 06, 1880, Image 4

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    Hew to* »«rk }mm~-UpMt the
gravy. * -‘\* »• * '. , t
When you natal) task La ,
cy-fer one.' -/ ■:••
‘OiImH; water* it the la teat une
giveu to rum. .... .%
V good jud/p of mat ton ough t to
be wether wise.
Did the fellow get whipped who.
provoked* amilaJ *<!*•■
Bread-making • totnee undei the
head ol doughOMttte rroipee. *
The Mill rtioe paew-a current. It
would be damned if i* didn't.
Our winter l* traveling in Kuro|h*
when fee ought 4a Ua at home attend
ing to (maineas.
There is amnatfcing aaddening
about a pair of ■ciaaora-^nlna I they
only meet to sever.
Any mau can edit a newspaper,
but it takeaa genius to make flw
hundred mile* iu siy.daya.
Whatever object ion May be op|*oa
ed to whipping, it is at least undeni
able that it niMkea a boy smart.
The beat business in. Leadyille is
that of a lawyer ; the yiejU bast, that
of an undertaker; the poorest, Unit
of a miner.
Who* is. the difference betwreu m
certain Human Emperor and u drunk
en mau ? One’s Titus, an Emperor,
the other’s tight us u brick.
He had expanded his breath trudg
ing up a steep hill, and naively
confessed to a brother pedestrian,
that the climb it didn’t agree with
him.
Mucauley was sour enough to say :
“Men are loved by women in propor
tion to their auoeess in life.” He
was a biohelor and devoted himself
to making history.
Young man, diamond pins look
real nice and glisten brightly ; but
when four dollars a Week supports a
man and n pin both, one or the oth
er is-Rpt genuine.
An* egotistioal clergyman of this
country, *in the goad old days,’ when
muriyiug a couple, invariably silut,
“Whitfp God and l have joined to
gethefi let no man put asunder.”
If the young man who parts his
hair in the center and carries u pen
over his ear. were to pass away, the
vacancy could not he tilled bv any
thing in this world, unless it was a
sick cat.
A fCttnstis burglar has sued a black
smith who refused to make hiui cer
tain tools to open a safe, “thereby
damaging said plaintiff in tip- sum of
♦10,080. These blacksmiths must
be tutight a lesson.
“Is business good?” inquired a
iriend of an undertaker. ’‘Business
good?’’ lie reiterated. “You bet;
two in walnut, two in ropewpod and
three on ice, at this bleVSeil moment.
—Scientific Americun.
Evidence Olfactory.— Angelina
(scientific)—‘Doyou smell the iodine
Irom the sch, Edwin ? Isn’t it re
freshing?' Old salt (overhearing)
-—‘What you smell ain’t the sea, mist;
it’s the town drains, us flows out
just ere.’
Emerson snys a man ought to
Carry a pencil and note down the
thoughts «d the moment. Yes, and
one short pencil, devoted exolnsiVOs
ly to that use, would last about 8,000
years, mui then have the original
point on.
There is an article going the
rou-ids under the title “how to avoid
bad butter.” We should say a good
way to do it wou'd be not to go
near the Illumed old goat, an,d it he
ootnes bear \ou, climb over tne fence
and slip up tlu- hack stairs.
“Why, Siuh, I am astonished.’ said
a wor'lly dmcon, “didn’t we tak'-
you in the church a short time
situ: V “I—helievi—so,” hiccupp
ed Slab, “and between you and
me lu.d the gate post, it is a little
the tlarcdest take iu you ever saw
or heard of.”
A gentleman not extremely giv
en to piety was dismayed by being
asked to say grace at u strange table.
To I't-fpse and explain would be
einbarius.sjpgj to comply wopki be
eqtially so; but he chose the latter,
and started otfbriskley enough with
“Oil, Lord,'bless this table-—.”
Just here,*being unused to ihe bus
iness, be. ueaily biukti down, but by
a gigantic eflur pulled through with,
“Worjd without. cpd, Youis, re*
afW5«fully- am< »).**
A tlew York oorrespondeni writes;
It a a problem. tk|at is hai4 *o solve,
how.tka rioh oiiy ohupchea lh»t wall
■iff tlieir pe«m wijp high prior*, expect
t» be'fOrgivsn in the #brU To dOtrte.
A mohal fouif^man^of food iwtelDCt
and predisposition toward ajl that Is
food, related Co tdt the other -day his
expedience in trying p) g*t a ftew in
mchureii he was fond pi attawdiug.
His taste led him to that chase It, not
because it was the most ponalar, hft
its miniater was leutHed mid eloquent
and each sermon was an good as a
book. *The choir, tixf, was nearly
perfect. The so) ranoSang Josephine
sweetly in Binafore, and the tenor
sang Ralph, the organist was a com.
E Oitr, and the basso was a profunda
[e called ppen the 'pew committee,
locked about the church ai>‘d : *chtct«;d
a sent two ilii ds ot the Way-'buok in
the body of tlie church. ‘How much
is that p-w ?’ asked the applicant
‘Eight hundred dollars, sir,' sam the'
committeeman. ‘But 1 want only t woij
scats in it. 1 have no family esc-p-S
myself and wife,* urged the moralj
young man. ♦We.dpti’i split up trio
pews,’ said ijt* commitleeiuan, an
perdilinusly. The M Y. M. had an
income o| ♦1,000 u ynir. lii| hop**
cost him ♦GOO u year, aud lie cpld
.live in all of its three stories line
hundred and sixty-five days in h<
year and read John Wesley's si cur .if.
Dr. Bushn.di's sermons. Hie term
Cf great men,, living and den t. ID-
was williug to pay *U0 a year *
the thirty sermons wir.uli a mi ..is m,
gives iu a city chine i. Th s wimld
be an admission into the c .uicI'mh
♦l a head for himself for thir y tmuv,
if they went every time tin* imsi.h
preached. It lie paid ♦800 » veil l e
would have just ♦iOO leit IW to...a
and clothing and would ov paying
over 885 a Sunday for tin- svimpn in
got. lie was told that plenty ot in- u
paid more than that sum for sitin g
in that sanctuary, lie t-xjdaiued
that he was young, of lull' It motile us
he thought and that in- wished to be
identified with a cougivgii: um where
his progress woul I he upward. lie
Wtui conducteil to the veiy last seat
iu the house, where the pulpit look
ed us though it was viewed through
the small end of u telescope and tne
Words of the minister came as mde
stinct us though they had h-en worn
out traveling through u telephone
Thi$ seat is eighty dollars,’ said the
ceihtnitUcinuu. ‘If you want any
thingoneaper yon must go op into the
gallery and lo .k al those i i the hack
row.* The yojug man walked out
of iha ohurch with plenty to think
about. ‘It co9ts less,’ tliougl h -, ‘to
see Shakspeare inierprcteU hv master
minds, to hear the grand.ct operas
8Urig by magic voices, to posness
books Written by grand-r in. n than
any who feed on delicacies, wiiIihi'n
and wine during the week a d pieaoh
ou Sunday, to travel and see the
beauties of nature, to visit art galle
ries and print stores than to attend
church.* There is not much wonder
that he didn’t go to church. His
pride could not endure the feeling of
deadiiendism, which seia cl him in
his visits Hi to, as a regular transient
attendant, and tile exigencies of the
high pressur- cliutch system, wliich
demand lit l.-asl a tenth of his income
lor a si at u the c< i.sicrated places,
kepi him a strung r to that house ol
worohip.
. Bo Short.
Ling visits, long stores, long .«
says, long exhortatioN*-', and long
players, seldom .profit those who
huve to do with them. Life is short.
Time is short. Moments aiv pre
cious. Learn to cond-i s--, uhndg
and intensify. We can h ur tin g-
that arednil if tlteV ate only s.i o t.
We can endure mm v an ,.che ll :t
is over soon, whil- e\et- pleawnr-s
grow insipid, a d pain into! tahl-.
if they he pro ractcil beyond tne lim
its of re son aid convenience. L at n
to he slioi'l. - L-'P < tt‘ hranebet ;
s' ck to the in a ■ n tuc s in your i'hs- .
If \ou | ray, ask oi what you mink
you will receive, m.d gei through ;
il y inap.ak. tell >our un -sige md
hold your peace. B-nl down two
words into one, and three into two
Always be short.
^lo^ciAvoriat
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Bbm. F. Pain a.
P. P. DvVhh
A DuPre,
ATTORNK Y8r AT : L AW,
CAsroN;■ gko mu a.
Will practic,- in the Blti*- R<4ge Circuit,
*oH in hemkre.
Office in tfi*- puirt-hojiar, .vrkli the Or
illnary.'. Collection of chijn*kr.peci«Uy.
A.
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DENTIST.
Office in MeClalchy'n Building, Somih-
went cornff Public Square,
ikttj*, m.
J-ST* ‘ood work at 1/nwttnT prices .
Wm. A Teasley,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ..
CASIOS, , - - - UKORG1A,
Will practice in thu enurtanf the iihie
llitige Circ.uit. i.ini uive apeciul utt> ntion
(In- Mieiim ami collection of claims.
Refers to M«-a»rs Crnnu ISoylston & Co.
’Hid Capt. Jap. It. Wiley. K< lantn. On., artd
•I 4. N -rrlicuti & Son. Marietta, Ga.
H. W. Newman.
ATIORNEY AT LAW.
CANTON, GEORGIA.
WILL practice iu the superior courts
m heroicee and ndjoining counties
Prompt stteittion- given »o nil hnsine.^s
placed in his hands. (Jflice in lUc curt
loil'C.
Robert E. Cason,
DENTIST.
Anyone vvir-liing work in I lie way ol
Dentistry will do well to give me a call
at the McAfee Mouse, where I will he
hereafter the first week in each month
Mv Pries are dow n to sni the times
1. JOil M. TUSK.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Tenders hib thanks to the people of
Canton and Cherokee county lor the very
‘liberal patronage confeited upon him for
the lust ten years, and lie hopes to merit
a continuance of the same.
OlRcg ou corner Maiu aud Mulberry
streets, Cun ton, Ga.
James 0. Dowda,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CANTON, GA.
WILL practice in the Superior Courts
of the tJhie Ridge circuit; in the Dis
trict Courts of the United States of the
Northern District of Georgia, and in the
Supreme Court of Georgia.
Will give special attention to the col
lection of claims and to questions aris
ing from land agencies, Ac.
CHEROKEE DRUG STORE.
THE MOST POPULAR S! ORE
t-vtr opened in Cautou, and furnishing
more of the ntcuaities and essentials of
life. The most handsome store North of
At’nut' containing every article u-ually
sold in Drug Stores of large cities. I
earnestly an 1 urgently ask your patron
age that I may sustain a Di.uu STonafor
your convenience and comfort. Buy all
your Medicines, Drugs, l'aints, Oils,
Ki mgs. Kerosene Oil, Perfumery and
Fancy Articles, etc., from
Cherokee Urtif Store.
J)i\ W. A. Greene,
OFFERS HIS PROFESSIONAL
Si rvices to the people as
(•ONBUI;rING PHYSICIAN,
And iu ul l cases of Surgery and treatment
of Clir o ic Diseases, tan lie c-umllcd
ai my office in “Cherokee Drug Store” at
all time- 1 Residenc--, Canton Hotel.
W. A. G/fEENE, M D.
A ton of gold makes it traction
over 8500,0110, and when a man says
Ins wife is worth her weight in gold,
and she weighs 120 pounds, she is
worth 830,000.
C.
DRV
MeCLUBE,
CANTON, GEORGIA,
DEALER IN
Bob Ingt-rsoll thinks that all the
hell a man passes through is in this
world. This idea he. formed while
running a newspaper and trying lo
please everybody.
goods; groceries.
HARDWARE. HATS.
HOOTS and 8HOfS.
And •» full line of goods usually kept in
n Gene, il,S ock.
Thanktul fur past favors, n<- rnrin-ily
illicit hi> trii i ds generally »• * call Hnd
; ;i e h'lw. - at i Ire corner uf Mnfettaund
Ga ni -Villc 'treita.
C. M .Me' LultK.
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MARIETTA
Livery, Sale and Feed Stable.
(Opposite the Eenncsaw Houte.)
J. A. G. ANDERSON, Proprietor,
THE BEST OF VEHICLES, THE
safest ot drivers and the fastest ot horses
are always ready, night and day, for hire.
No man, woman or child ever has given
mo a call in the past, who has been, nor
shall any ever in the future, be diasatisti
ed with my teams or the men iu my em
loy. Everything and everybody about
me are A No. ONE.
I have cheapened my charges propor
tionate to the stringency of the times.
For references os to the truth of what I
say, us to the turn outs and charges, go to
my trieuds, which means the public gen
erally.
Parties hiring are strictly responsible
for thesiifety of themselves, vehicles and
horses. J. A. G. ANDERSON.
Jan. 8tli 1880.—lyr.
M0RII1G REIS SERItLS
& SSW SSOKY
By a Lady of Florida
Sombre Monde.
A Novel
BY MARY ROSE FLOYD.
The Savunuab Weekly News
Ot N-'vembar 29lIi contains the opening
chunters of au int-nsely interesting.and
eh- rmingly written Si-iiul Story, entitled,
SoMHKK Monde, written expressly for
the News by Miss Mary Rose Floyd, of
Daly Grove, Fla.
tfoMBUE Monde will ruu through, some
eight or t< n numbers of the Weekly
Niws. New subscribers should commence
with commence a« nt of the story.
Sub cription £2 a year, £1 for six
months Mm ey can be sent by Money
Old, r. Registered Letter, or Express at
our r -k
J. H. EST1LL
S; vast Ga.
\
the ,1-Tyys^
ciismuni, ■
During tli.^ Mtniiagt jear—**e«r vital
will wivar.a ih»progress und quimiaatioa
•f the mo't interestiag poliiiral cont« BU, ?
Abat hasev^r tJkHE pi sc# ia thi* cminFry
—every citizen mid every thoughtful per
son will h« compelled to rely upoa tlw
newsp*|>ers fur iaforniation. Why not
get tile ben.l ? Abnxd the oust it ill ion
m recognized, K-fern'd to ami quoted
trom as the lending s tith.*rti j->ernal-^as
the organ mnd;Veiliclv ,nf tk»4eit
ern thought -uid upinion—an l at home
ita column an: consult'd for the latest
news, the lVei«'h?st VmiVlnei f, 4ni1*ful' atf'
.matters of special and current interest.-’
The vknstittitioa. contains more-aad'Ma-
fer telegrHjdiic news t]nm any,other
Georgia, paper, and this particular foat
ure wilt be largely^added to during the
coming ycai. All ita facilities
eriog the latest news from all partaof the
country will .he enlarged und supplis
mi nted 1 lie fcotutitiition Is hath curon-'
icier and eormnentcr. Its editoiiMl opin^
ions, its cootriluitjuiM to the drift of cur
n:nt discuaaion. d* humoropi m d satiri*
cal puragraplis, are copied from one end
of the country to the other. It aim &1-
, waya-to be tin. brightest and the boat-?-
iiew>y, origindl. and piquant. It lima
purtieulnrly to give news impartially and
lully, and to keep ita r?adei* iu formed of
Ihe drift of current discussion f>v UUel^l
but concise quotation, from all its con*
teni|x)raries. It anna, in aliort, to more
th-n.ever deserve to be kgown as “the
leading southern newspap T.” Dill Arp
will continue t<» contribute his unique
letters, which grow in savory humor week
by act k. “Oid Si” wi't add his quaint
ton to the collection of gomi things, and
“Uncle Remus” has in preparation a se
ries of negro myth legends,' illustrating
the folk lore of the old plantation. In
every respect the Constitution for 1880
will he better than over.
The Weekly . Constitution is a careful
ly edited compendium nf thc news of
the week and contains the best und fresh
est matter to > Ire found in any other
weekly from a’dally office. Its news and
miscellaneous contents are the freshest
and its maikct reports the latest. *
THE SOUTHERN CULTIVATOR.
This, the best, the most reliable and
tnoat popular of southern agricultural
journals is issued from the printing es- •
tnblisbmcnt of the Constitution. It is
still edited by Mr. W. L. Jonc*s, and is
devoted to the best interests of the farm
ers of tho south, It is sent at reduced
rut«?8 witii the Weekly edition of tho
Constitution.
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Daily Constitution 810 00 a year.
“ “ 5 00 six months
“ “ 2 50 three months
Weekly Constitution 1 GO a year.
“ ’* 1 00 six months
“ ■* Clubs of 10, 12 50 a year.
*• “ Clubs of 20,20 00 “
Southern Cultivator 1 50 *•
“ “ Clubs of 10,.12 GO “
“ “ Clubs of 20, 20 00 “
Weekly Constitution and Cul
tivator to same address... .2 50 a year.
Address THE CONS riTUTION,
Atlanta, Ga.
JOSEPH ELSAS,
North Side Public Square.
MARIblTA, GEORGIA,
Has u large stock of
Dry Goods,
Notions,
Huts, Caps,
Clothing, Etc.,
Crockery Ware, BootB and Shoes—the
hast, custou made work —which lie offers
cheap for CASH. all and see foryour-
s*df. No trouble to demonstrate to you
What is going on in selling goods now in
tunes when goods must be sold for cas)v,,
and cash only.
Thanking all my friends for their lib
eral patronage, and asking a continuamje
of the same, I am, very respectfully,
JOSEPH ELSAS.
J. w. JARVIS,
JEWELER and OPTICIAN,
0 AXtTm, 64.
I RESPECTFULLY ASK I HE PAT-
ronage of all parties needing work in my
line to give me a trial before going else
where. I GUAB.VNTFU MY uOKK and will
work-KXTEM.EI.Y low. Parties living at
a distance, who will give me their work,
need have no fears of its safe delivery, I
will return nay article left with me free
of charge.
I also have in connection with my Jew
elry Sh *p n well fitted up
B*MIOTOGMt*1 PSi UAL.LKR P,
where I will take your FERROTYPES
and PHOTOGR.VPJ.I6 cheaper than the
cheapest, and* ga irintee-SHtisfaction. I
can be found on Wain S(redt iietwenn the
storct of It. f. • .Joteu. and Dr. G/eene
Gi7e me a call and a Iria:
J. W ,tA!<YTS
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