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Cunny Sdssoiings.
When the alow eater calls for ketch
up he means business.
Since the foot prodnc- s ache corns.
What kind of fruit will the negro?
Despairing old maids look lan
guishingly even on rain-bows.
A recent discovery is a telephone
talk-d to death by a barber.
A tramp called his shoes “corpo
rations” because they had no s>les.
Man cannot add one cubic to hit
own stature, but he can make a horse
Stall.
“Please pass the butter,” as tin
man remarked when he sent his goat
by rail.
An Irish judge thus sentenced
prisoner: “You are to be hang<d
and I hope it will prove a warning
to you.”
“Yes, I want my daughter to
Study rhetoric,” said the Vermont
mother, “for she can’t fry pancake.-
now without smoking the house all
Up.”
Distracted mother—“lf you chil
dren make such a noise I shall go
out of mind.” Young Rip—“Go or,
mother; I’ll mind the young tins
while you’re gone.”
“What do you most like next to
yourself?” asks an exchange. A
gauze silk undershirt, if the weather
is Very hoc.
The way to keep a boy from going
in swimming is to convince him in
some way that swimming is a duty
he owes to his mother.
Can anything turn the coal-dealer
from the error of his weigh?
It is now safe to treat girls with
coolness—flavored with vanilla.
The saints who are bound for heav
en by Wfly pf the gallows are all on
the home's!i ! &teh.
De Lesseps estimates that the
Brookly bridge will last for six cen
turies. We shr 11 watch that bridge
with some curiosity to see just how
hear he hits it.
Americans are the most inventive
race on theglube,and it seems singu
lar that no plan for making flies stay
in bed until the entire household is
up has yet been patented.
A man who went to Leadville a
while ago, and advertised to teach
the guitar, was notified by the aes
thetic residents that if he didn’t leave
pretty quick he would guitar and
feathers. He left.
It is awful hard to realize that a
woman is an angel when one sees
her pick up a clothes-prop fourteen
feet long to drviea two-ounce chick
en out of the yard.
The difference between a sea and
a saw is in tense.
If wishes were fishes what a whal
ing time we would have,
“The remains were inquested,” is a
phrase from an lowa newspaper.
An exchange thinks that curryhos
sity takes farmers to the stable before
breakfast.
Spicer says his collar button is
like the celebration of the Fourth of
July—it is sure to come off.
The latest London fog: First pe
destrian—“ls your lantern out?”
Second do—“1 don’t know. I’ll feel.”
A girl down town has a beau nam
ed Ted, and her little brother has of
ten seen her buss Ted.
A new paper called Woman, has
been started in Paris. Os course it
will require a new dress every two
months.
a melancholy case of suicide—A
naughty little boy, having been
threatened with a whipping, imme
diately hung his head.
A learned physician asserts that
impure blood causes more red noses
than whisky does. Cut this out and
paste it your proboscis.
To keep a good resolution, give it
to your wife and tell her to pack it
away in the bureau. You’ll have it
then as long as the bureau stands.
If it be tiuethat “everything good
in man leans on something higher,”
we see no reason why the soles of
men should not rest on the mantle
piece.
A letter was recently dropped into
the ma 1 box directed to “Lorus
Cancers.” The postmaster guessed
it. w«a lor Lawrence, Kansas, and it
Went
GEORGIA GATHERINGS.
We leorn that Mr. J. N. Coggin* sold
la»t fall, •oinrthing over $5 000 worth of
good* on time, and that nil had been
paid but sixty dollar*. And yet ionic
people »ay "mountain hoo»itr»” wont pay
their debts.—Belton North Georgian.
Beside* a sprinkling of white candi
dates, Lee county possesses five darkies
who are aspirants for Legislative honors.
One of these, according the to Americus
Recorder, holds out great pr -miaes to his
calor if he is returned. Among other
changes he declares it is his intention to
bring about a revolution in the criminal
law of the State. H- illustrates the pro
posed amendments thus: "When a cul
lured pusson takes a bog and dry fines
him out, let de man pay de owner ob de
swine what eber tie animal is wuf, sted
of sending him t-< de puniien iary.”
Cincinnati Enqu rur: General Robert
i’oombs is one »f the best farmers in
Gtargia. Heinade this year 350 bush
els of white rust-proof wheat on eleven
acres -.f land. He gave 100 bu-hels,
worth ten dollars a bushel, to the State
for distribution among the farmers of
Georgia to so-v for the next cr p.
Proceeding* the Georgia
Baptist Convenion.
A copy of tin-above proceedings, ses
sion of 1880, is be‘< re us. Convention
met in Savannah Apiil 22d, and was pre
sided overby l’r. P. H. Mell, the moder
ator. From the reports we ffnd that
there are in the State connected with
Sunday-schools 755 white Sunday schools
with 3,750 officers and teachers, 22,550
scholars; 720 colored schools, with 2,880
officers and teachers, 21,600 scholars-
The pamphlet of 86 pages is neat, and
in its general make up reflects much
credit upon .Messrs. .Tas. P. Aarrison &
Co., printers and binders, Atlanta.--Con
stilution.
THE PEOPLE’S
mkWFs
OP it i f
’ TRY IT
The Lightest Running Machine
ever Made.
THE MOST POPULAR AND BEST OF ALL.
The Bobbins are Wound without Running or
Unthreading the Machine.
NO GETTING OUT OF ORDER.
The Best Machine for Agents to Sell.
Send for Illustrated Circular to
People's Sewing Machine Co.,
JFadley, Ga., U. S. A.
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NEW STORE NEW FIRM
AAI) IHtAP GOODS.
E. B. HOLLAND. .1. B. HARDIN.
E B Holland g ۥ.,
(McAfee’s old stand.)
SUCCESSORS TO
SPEIR and GALT,
CANTON, GEORGIA,
DEALERS IN
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS,
BOOTS, SHOES and HATS,
GROCERIES, CROCKERY
And various other articles, too numerous
to mention, usually kept in i
General Merchandise
stock, whieh we are offering at prices to
suit the times. We are paying the high
est market price for all
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Having bought out the entire stock of
goods belonging to Speir & Galt, and en
larged, we feel warranted in saying we
can sell goods cheaper than the cheapest.
If you don't see what you want ask for
it and we will take pleasure in waiting
on you—no trouble to show goods.
Come and see us, we are satisfied we
can please you, both in quality and price
Remember the place is at
E. B. IIODBND & Co.
Canton, Ga., Jan, 14th 1880.
L. J. Gertrell,
ATTORJI'EY .* T L.t »r.
J 77,A A'TA, - - GEORGIA.
Practices in the United States Circuit
ami District ( dints at Atlanta, and the
Supreme and Superior Courts of the
State. Afar. 22d—6m.
Ben. F. Paine. P. P. DuPbe.
Payne & DuPre,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
CANTON, GEORGIA.
Will practice in the Blue Ridge Circuit,
and in < lierokee.
Office in the court-house, with the Or
dinary. Collection of claims a specialty
Reynolds, Jr..
DENTIST.
Office in McClatchy's B uildivg, outh
west corner Public Square,
MARIETTA, GA.
work at lowest
Wm. A Teasley,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
CANTON, - - - - GEORGIA,
Will practice in the courts of the Blue
Ridge Circuit, and give special attention
to the sueing and collection of claims.
Refers to Messrs Crane Boylston & Co.
and Capt. Jas. R. Wiley. A'lanta, Ga., and
J. J. Northcutt & Son. Marietta, Ga.
H. W. Newman.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CANTON, GEORGIA.
WILL practice in the superior courts
of Cherokee and adjoining counties
Prompt attention given *o all business
placed in his hands. Office in the court
house.
Robert E. Cason,
DENTIST.
Anyone wishing work, in the way of
Dentistry will do well to give me a call
at tl).e McAfee House, where I will be
hereafter the first week in each month
My Prices are down to sui the times
MjaisTmT
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Tenders his thanks to the people of
Canton and Cherokee county lor the very
liberal patronage conferred upon him for
the last ten years, and he hopes to merit
a continuance of the same.
Office on corner Main and Mulberry
streets, Canton, Ga.
James 0. Dowda,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CANTON, GA.
WILL practice in the Superior Courts
of the Blue Ridge circuit; in the Dis
trict Courts of the United States of the
Northern District of Georgia, and in the
Supreme Court of Georgia.
Will give special attention to the col
lection of claims and to questions aris
ing from land agencies, &c.
YOVJVG mejf
Who wish a Thorough preparation for
Business, will find superior advantages
At Moore's Business University,
Atlanta, Georgia.
One of the best Practical Business
Schools in the country.
can enter at any time.
for Catalogue to
B. F. MOORE, Pres’t.
Wilson House,
ALABAMA STREET,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA
J. L. KEITH, Proprietor
H. H. McEntyre,
Brick, Plastering and
STONE WORKMAN,
CANTON, GEORGIA.
Having permanently located in Canton
I am now fully prepared to do any kind
of Masonry or Plastering, such as ”
Building and Repairing
at the lowest possible rates. Parties con
templating building would do well to
call on me before closing contracts with
other workmen, as I think I can make it
tc their interest. 11. 11. McENTYRE.
June 7—3 m.
Subscribe for the Advance.
JOSEPH M. M C AFEE'S
Is the Place to get Bargains.— -Come and see for yourself?
HW STORK-MAIN BTRBBT, 1
& M. MeCWEE,
CANTON, GEORGIA,
DEARER IN
DRY GOODS, GROCERIES.
HARDWARE, HATS,
BOOTS and SHOES,
And a full line of goods usually kept in
a General Stock.
Thankful for past favors, he earnestly
solicits his friends generally to call and
see him, at the corner of Marietta and
Gainesville streets.
C. M. McClure.
Canton, Ga., Jan. 14tn ISBO.
siDsiEnlHmK
THE NEW ESTABLISHMENT OF
JOHN M. Vance
MANUFACTURER of Saddles and
Harness—uses the best of material and
all hand work. Repairs of all kinds a
speciality. Give me a call. Canton, Ga.
Feb 25tf,
Dr. A. M. Parte,
RETURNS THANKS TO HIS
friends who have, favored him with their
good will, and, having provided himself
with a good horse and necessary outfit,
solicits a continuance and extension of
his practice. Will attend calls day or
night, at charges of moderate compensa
tion. Obstetrical and chronic female
cases solicited. Residence on Main
Street, west of Hotel; office at Dr. Wm.
A. Greene’s Drug Store, Cantor, Ga.
June 7—6 m. «
' BEST
§ £
b r w w J&l m
.. Bi-Carb Soda In of n
■lightly dirty white color. It may
appear white, examined by it
■elf, bnt a CO5l FA HYSON WITH
CHUIRCII 4c CO.’S “AKHI ANII
IIAHIIHER’* BRAND will show
the difference.
Seo that your Baking Soda is
I wnlte and (TKlLasiihoiild be AI.I,
1 SiniLAK SUHSTANCBS used for
<ood.
PRirj te
Boarding House.
HAVING BOUGHT AND REPAIR
•d 'die Old Acatemy building, f have
opened a first class B arding House
where satisfaction is gn >r uiteed. The
house is beautifully. located in a large
gn>ve* .verlooking the waters of the
Etowah, and is easy of access. Withal
it is a very desirable place for one seek
ing a quite and beakhy boarding house.
My charges are very reasonable, and
for a long.-r time, Kss than below :
Day Boarders - .... 75 cents..
Single Mea's - • . . 25
JAMES M. HUTSON, Pro,
Mar. 22—2 m.
mariettaT
Livery, Sale and Feed Stable.
(Opposite the Kennesaw House.)
J. A. G. ANDERSON, Proprietor,
THE BEST OF VEHICLES, THE
safest of drivers and the fastest of horses
are always ready, night and day, for hire.
No man, woman or child ever has given
me a call in the past, who has been, nor
shall any ever in the future, be dissatisfi
ed with my teams or the men in my em
loy. Everything and everybody about
me are A No. ONE.
I have cheapened my charges propor
tionate to the stringency of the times
For references as to the truth of what I
say, as to the turn outs and charges, go to
my triends, which means the public gen
erally. **
Parties hiring are strictly responsible
for thesafety of themselves, vehicles and
horses. J. A. G. ANDERSON.
Jan. Bth 1880.—lyr.
JTm. HARDIN
Plain and Ornamental ,
HOUSE PAINTER,
KALSOMIMER and
CARRIAGE PAINTER.
CANTON, GEORGIA
July 10—6 m.
— ———
North Side
JLJ RI ETTA, (j
Has a large stock of I
Dry Goods,
Notions,
Hats, Caps, . ,'
Clothing, Etc.,
Crockery Ware, Boots and Shoes-lflL
best custon made work—which he
cheap for CASH. (. all and see for yourl
self. No trouble to demonstrate to you?
what is going on in selling goods now in.
times when goods must be sold for cash
and cash only.
Thanking q.ll my friends for their lib
eral patronage, and asking a continuance
of the same, I am, very respectfully,
JOSEPH ELSAS.
J. W JARVIS,
JEWELER and OPTICIAN,
CARTON ©A.
I RESPECTFULLY ASK THE PAT
ronage of all parties needing work in my
line to give me a trial before going else
where. I GUARANTEE MY WORK and will
work extemely low. Parties living at
a distance, who will give me their work
need have no fears of its safe delivery, f
will return any article left with me free
of charge.
I also have in connection with my Jew
elry Shop a well fitted up
PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY
jvhere I will take your FERROTYPES
and PHOTOGRAPHS cheaper than the
cheapest, and guarantee satisfaction. I
can be found on Main Street between "the
stores of R. T. Jones and Dr. Greene
Give me a call and atria
J. W. JARVIS
McAfee House,
CANTON, GEORGIA.
I have leased the above first class Ho
tel and thoroughly renovated and refitted
it for Transient Visitors and Regular
Boarders. 0
Terms:
Single Meal . - - s 59
Board per Day, - . . 50
£37’’ Special Rates for Longer
IF. H. IFHITJfIORE I’loq