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(funny Scissoiings. VM« 18 \ Cl'lull l.< |i -S< (I The Jl.Vi 8. A (’In slim' k »r* <*! linn advertises Rioquito rai)t*j i' •• I in* price. Wneii tin* plioi.c ! ie spelling *♦.»m»► In I" us it. will always t*r me Ui nidi : to rito rite, to liio i ife, rite. An Indiana tciiior says: “Coal-oil tubbed on tlie leek and In ml will Cure hog cholera ; we liuve tried il. About ttie only tbiug that Amen Cbm patent niedio**iies do not claim to Cl re id the eruption <1 Mi. Vcsuviu# One of i lie imam-et t ihgs a inII - Can do is to break ontol a in w bo t«-r plated jiii wliicb c-»8t the con tv £20 OOU. Out of 115 women observed on the Itlte i euis yesterday, 113 s't-ck out their tongues when they unclaspi d their pocket books. Tile follow ing question is now It - ibg discussed he lore the W 8t Sde Association: ‘Cun u big man ucin- kaithr than a lit tie man? 1 ’ '•What shall I (jive you ? Wlm Would you like best ?” he said to the CltHiniing widows little girl. “IM lik e to have a little brother,” said Bln*. Ami the widow blushed. “I am in favor of the elevation nt the human luce," as I he him email r*- tnmkid jusi before splinting tin* trap. The man who takes one drink too many is olten denounced by every on«* ii9 a fool, but there is nothing laid of the woman who olten -e:s three shuts in the wind—on wash day. Some genious posted a letter to the Tv v. Henry Ward Bei-cher, uti tin* lstof April, in which the only winds Were “April Fool.” Mr. Ih*eclier re torts “1 have heard of men who wrote letters and forgot to sign their mum- but river before met a cate in widen B man signed Ids mime ami forgot to Wiite the letter.” The following colloquy took p'uec Outside a house in an American city, between Borne country visiiois, uua ble to obtain entrance, timl a tier man living next door : “Jane not at home, did you ftiy ?’’ “Neio, (’bane’s nod ui home “\\ here is she ?” “Site's gone the Cemetery down.” “When will she come back Y' “Oh, she won’t come back already any more; she gone to stay; she's det! ’ A good old man w ho is very rich how, was very poor when he was a boy. When asked how he got Ids riches, he r> pin d : “My father timghi hie never to play till my work lm the day was lini>hed, and m vir to Spend money till I had earned it. ll I had but half an hour's work to do in a day, 1 must do that tin- lit si thing ami m halt an hour. Altei this was done 1 was allowed to play. I early formed the habit ol doing everything in its time, and it s .on become perfectly easy to do so. It is to this halm that 1 now owe my pros Verity. “When I wath a little boy,” lisped a society man to u young lady, “all tiiy ideath in life wvr ihciHyi.d i n being a clown.”—“Well, there i - least one case of gratified ambition,’' Was the sharp leply. Young ladit'8 Mies it by not, and many a marriod lady Mrs. it, m being man it d. Call a man a “puppy” and lie’ll re sent it, call him a “sly dog” and lie rather likes it. “Pomp, when your master di d, In left word in his ^11 i that you should be buried in his vault.”—*1 thank, ma’am," said Pomp, “i thank you for that nr; but I’d rather not."—“Rath er not, Pomp, why?"—“Cause, mis- bus. Pin fearu that when the devil Conies lor old massa, lie might make II mistake and. take i.Id Pomp.’ “My band tq a gentleman, my cheek to a friend, but my lips must be kept for mv 'lover,” sai s tfu* French girl. When you | oke the end of your fiugi is in youi e.ir, t.lie roariiig moso Vow 1 ear ii- the sound ol the- circula lion in y< ur finger. “His case has been ferry ally argued on both side3, and dure has been some ferry nice points of Jaw brought up. I shall daks dree days to guns il. r GEORGIA OATHKRtN -S. I.o i * m<t of M<»i.rue county Inivi gou** n di to to ii ii-ss un.otim Until n y t.mo .*ii;ce the war. Mis. Eilat I Mu-lit Hi* witk pick *i 180 pounds ot i nil on in one dn\ .nil did i ill Indf try. From LatiU and Unek in tlie sell o' r oiti to Hie cotton pulcii how. (lit her pirents uie im nir.*, I « r right.— Clin i m When it conn * to | ion ibut h pun d in cotton won't buy u j mind of moat it i s liiglitiineloro.il pi ople In quit ruumi I lie stuff, and go buck lu tin* Id lain iiiiii ks Img and Imminy. Mr J. i*. Jonc*. of We* t«lci count' b.l'l in lit'. • i HU’e, on M' liday last. Ii largest Ii* ii i gg we cvc miw I m - ur* il e glit imho.-* mm ml flic l**ng «:»'• and six and three quarlciti hi circumlcr* * nee. I. ini* more I■ k< u guo-i «gg. an we tin light it s, ; Imt Mr. Joi.es said Hm it was not so ><» v c !•:.< 1 to believe hue Sumter /lepuld c ui. We regret to learn that V| llawth mV gin I or.se, in Hit* 1 vvi r pari * ft lie** u j was burned l*n»r Situtdiy night. lb hud lain ginning mitt i ute hour n went li me a- d in a ft w nonet s diic'nv credit light, and ret in tod id In d the bill ding in a 1*1 </.<•. I: s mi| p« od t< lu.ve l.ei-n accidental. N Jit w ik it u gin house la very dai g. roes—GwimetH* Herald. A Lee county geethni.ii tells ths. A lew days ago John 1). rnn ii was out limiting, when Ids dog jumped a rabbit and the race was yelling i lit ere.*-ting, when suddenly n large moccasin caught the rabbit, ami crushed it. to dew Ii while. with head erect uni darting tongue it deiled the <b g. Mi. Donnim s liot the nuke, which vvi.s eight inch* in d bum ter. Our informant was rather reticent about the length and eiicimlcr- ence of tho siitikc, but says it is a true story. This could In* put down ns an instance of fleeing fn m a possible dan ger to a cettain death,—Sumter Repub licun. The Columbus’1 imes says: *‘A little m g.o child about four years old got bold of his lather's llavk of icd liquor Sunday and drank it from the effect of whi h it dii d In a fi w hours. tSuc.li dangerous wen pons should be kept out of the way of children ih will i.s their ciders.’’ Mr. J. J. .Murphey, living near Man nings’ store in thin county, while out on ins farm i few days t«go found a largo rut'li'Mn ak lying near a cliff i f r<»ck- lle ei.di Hvored to kill the snake, but it got in ainoi g the neks and made g* <•' its escape. Mr Murphey tlnn went home and got a gun end returmd to the cliff, and liiiding tin snake lying near a largo opening in tin* rocks, shot and killed it. Thinking that tlie sn .k' lie first saw "as larger t liar, the < lie ho Inn I killed, ur.d that perhaps there v: ie oth ers theie, lie placid six steel lisps mar tlie entrance ai d vmiiI Ii«> . < . In a few days lie want l*;»• 1c to the cliff and to hi.-, surprise h.und three large rattlesnakis in the traps Thin is a hu ike story, but a true one —(’nvti rsville F.xpri ss. MU' i'i'iiivi: X E BTOK E N E W V1R M .TA L - C Ul\av fiVOBtS l&fcA.Vvoaat cSBcilc^A, liaw. F. I’ukk. I*. P. Ot Piili Payiivi & BuPre, ATTOR N KV-AT-LAW, CAXTON, GEORGIA. W I! urii. rie in i|m Him* |{*dgi* (’ireuit, .lid ill ' i» lnkee t •tlicv in th< o .mi Immc*.-, with the Or l.’i.uv l'o • ( Unit • f cl dins a specialty. A. Biyiio’ds, Jr.. n'iM'isT. »’ .1 ’* C **»•/ ♦ .** /• ? ..(/./ (/. Otilh ii r - »v f»i f'ti!in Scjiinrr. . »*..ix?t i tj <..r, * • ’* »tv.»J . rk w --'I* jn ii«- Wr,’.. A Ttaslcy, AITORNKVAT-LAW, - GEOROJA, W:l pr. o : Hi. courts of the 1’liie It t ;i i. nd vivo spi cial atli ntion tl •• vuring »ml «<*1 . i te n <d' claims. It* *,• - s o v «• Ciiine Hoy 1‘tc.n & (’o. * I (' |>i .fn L\ W . y.A'I’inla Hit . and t N* rihcult vV n Marietta. (»a. , -St . ^VV. N’t) 1M 1 KNT, NO I»AV. l’3 SO H. W. NaTman. ATTORNEY AT LAW. (’ - N ION. HI- OHOlA. WILL i metier >n the »hp< I'iot courts m lie* nkir an 1 adjoining counties Proin; t a'.ti-atMin giv»*e 1 «» all husiness ,i od i*i hi-, hands. Oliiec in the Court in >a -e. Robert E. Cason, DENTIST. Anyone vvi.-hing work in tin* way of Deniisfry w ill <ii>'vell t give me a call at tin* McAfee . ou^e. win l*e 1 will he licrenflri tin- III -~t \v< •> U ll eaeli mouti: My Prices »ri d*ivvt. in ui Hie times P 6 3Q o s. m * i. m h. to. PHYSICIAN AM> SURGEON. Tilnbr*. Ids thn ks to tin* people of <'»nft 11 and i hernkee county lorthevei v ii bein' palioimge conferred upon him fm the T.-t ten y ar-. and lie in-pes to merit a continuanee of (he same. Office on comer Main ini Mulberry streets, Cun ton, Gu. . McAfee Kg aso, CANTON, GEORGIA. I ha - It-i-e It *i- a I i*i /. </ c/fi.-rv Ho id and Jlinr uglily n nuv.ni d and n titled i: for rai.sieut Vi«Ui»rs and JCgului l I’Uldeli. Terms: Single Me..I - s ..iO lio.ird per Day,’ - (pi oO _'.-'* , p, (-/in' J>n /.<»•• 7 Hill ■ *J U \ SI. ii US i'dx >(• - AO-’J its pa m m I |Rl«d Q nS o t&S hfjg ts M 3 md CD r/5 o CD 89 ga C Cr^'*v c 0**1 mi in d I i i i. chain d d v c-s. "e dl- e ii in o. n*-» c ■ u•;>i• ud■ a n-u,i.• i:l i :|e» i dr in k- and idili i \ • its, A sigii.m ni , Iuiei h i ■ m - I a 'rin muts H,| d all *'■;*11• i> r Inti g to Paleiits, lirotnpi I lit;, ndr d I . \V.* mak pres lim n ir| exnin nut oiiv h*i*I funiisit opih* ions to to pat nr.iliil.lv, ti<-e fehsrge, ■uni nil v\ !n> me inti-r ste*| i- m w iiv.-n* i [nil-, and l*i ii-m. m*i- invi i ■ i to - iid for a copy ot mu “Guide I* i ohi i'nn. - I*nt- <• t-, " nidi > -eii !'n- i<* any address, ami c 'ii' i m - c mi I te in>i i in*; • o.i - Imw o ol'taiu Pe.i eii in. and offer valn-ihlc luaHt r liu nvr i lie pa t tire ' ear-i 'vp I have oli alii d i i'll 11 v till* e thousand j I u'eiiit. he Aini-r e n rfim Fnreigu in* 'ei.t r , an I e. t || gi-.Mtl nfiictniy h fer- i* lu *< x in ninii*. mi e. untv iiilli Ua* mu Addios • Lons DAGGER A < ()., Solici or* ,i* 1’aten‘s mid At:- un*-8 nt Ll* 1 "'; ’-**' Broil Haini ng, \V hingti.D, [ iiug 5, i f, I MARIETTA MttjH c | j - ifeili."*'.* .V j Livery, Sale and F i-e-d Stable. (Opposite tin* Kenncsaw Ilourc.) I J . ^* G. AXDLRS(J)X,.Proprietor, 'I’HIO IJIIST OF VKHIi LE8, THE -afost ol drivers and the fastest ot horses an always ready, night and day, for lure. No m n, woman or child ivei lias given me a (.mil in the past, who lias heen, nor shall any ever in the future, be dis utisfi- id with iny teams or the men in mv cm* l°y. Hvorything and cveiybodi about me are A N’o. ONE. . T have cheapened my charges propor tionate to the stringency of the times. For rt-feri nces as to the truth of vvliat I s iy, us to i lie turn oiitsnud charges, go to uiy-lri* nds, which means the public gen erally. Parti.s hiring arc »trictly responsible for Un safely of t hi nisei ves, vehicles and >"'rsos. J. a. G. ANDERSON. Jan. Stli 1880.—lyr, -4; CD p C. M. MeCLSRB, CANTON, GEORGIA,* DEARER IN DRY GOODS. GROi TRIES, HARDWARE, HATS, ‘BOOTS and SHOES, And a full line of goods usually kept in a General Stock. Thankful for past favors, lm earnestly solicits his friends generally to calDnnd sen him, at the corner of Marietta and Gainesville streets. 0. M. McOlukk. CanTon, Ga., Jan. 14tn 1880. MiilliliM THE NEW ESTABLISHMENT OF Havii *.* i>. i: • i i •. 11 v ea*- I in Cimio ' . ^ I M IV A* 1 ATVf 1 J-T I am ,,.vv 'mi v to do any kind i ° VfAAl> ^ of Masotm , 'i i-. ring, sucli <e. W.’ff. iff ■!■.(! Eirpitii’htg at t'- e . . .. - i /.- i*..i tie.-, con templating !md ! ug vm uhi d-i well to call on me h. ff r eh . it g <• n lai l- with other vvotkiimr »< 1 ii • Ic I <-i • ') k-* t t. 'heir In lew si. IE LI. M< EN TYRE. J im* 7 dm. .»*' »• • M l. . I .11. McRiHyro, ifrtw.-.t'n- ■ and STON k Ml KM AN, ('ANTON. l r R . I A. j MANUFACTURER of Saddles and Ilaine.-s—n-i*s tlm best of material and all hand work. Repairs of all kinds a speciality. Give me a call. Canton,Ga. Feb 25if, !;> r »ij»* *»-»• (J** k JL'Ua ur Fasleir IC. 11. llom.AND. -T. J5. llAUDIN. E ll Holland | Uo. 3 (McAfee’s old stand.) SUCCESSORS TO SPEIll and GALT. CANTON, C SiOItG IA, DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS, SHOES and IIATS, GROCERIES, CROCKERY And yaiinus other articles, too nu*r.-. :or. to mention, umally k pt in i Ge:ioi*ul Mcrchntuliso stock, which wo arc* < fferiugat prioi > i suit tin*times. .We arc paying the high e t inaiket j i ice for ;.!I COUNTRY PRODUCE Having I ought out tho entire stock of goods bed aging to i.-peir S. ■ dik, i.nj r.i larged, v,*e fc< 1 warianted in saving a ■ Can sell goods .7/ Ilian the cheapest , If you don’t mui what you want ask I'm it and we will t.-.kc plemuiro iu waiting on you-—no tr ublo to how goods. Come and m*c us, wc are satisfied we cm please you, both in quality and pric is at RETURNS THANKS TO III8 friends who have favored him v\ itli their ! good will, and, having provided himself j wil t a good horse and necessary outfit, ! solicits a continuance and extension of 1 iiis jiractice. Will attend calls day or night, at charges of moderate c -mpeusa- j thm. Obstetrical and c; runic tcinalo ' c-k i solicited. Residence on Main ! 8ir,*et, west of IToUl; office at Dr. Win. A Gn i ne’s Drug^Store, Cantor, Ga. .1 une 7— Cm. these points, but 1 shall eventuallyU« Cq> decid.* for tho blaiutiff. c ax ton, Ga., Jan. I4tli 1880 §■,, ft. Ifs'Llriv try it The Lightest Running Machine ever Made. THE MOST TOPULAP. AND BEST C F ALL. Tho Bobbins nro AVour.'I without Buunlng or Unthrectllng tlio Machine. NO GETTING OUT OF OEDES. Tho Best Machine for Ascnts to Sell. Send for Illustrated Circular to ! « S't::; StfiM C;., It ley j t eCi*f U» i!), J, Bb'ST S3 THE W881B . /;mw . ^ /f'v.yV -PTA -JTY \...-■E-”, C. u c** i*ur;nro Stl-Onrb 5r»0a f. i of n dlrly rr ?,i?o «-• an*. j*l x»< *y ®:i)'<*n' exr«is>iiW*d l»y H< *«< •>. tvif .1 Cli.n .' *. it-K'KiM iVTA it « »»r;«<*u .«_• t i:.‘ i *• \u-r-i tNiJ I MAAITTIKft** «Jii (NX> wilt *iioav j xvf ile and PflHB. an isJionTd be ALA SUMSTANCIiS U*od for <UO«L J. M. HARDIN Main and ffruantetdfti HOUSE PAINTER, KALSOMIMER and o APvRl A Cl E i * A INTER. CA y TON, GEOS GIA July 10—6m. <J 0.3EHI ELSAS, North Side Public Square. MA HIE 7Tul, (}E0R GIA , Has a large stock of Dry Goods, 2s o lions, Hats, Caps, Clothing, Etc., Crockery* Ware, Boots and Slides—the bev cm urn made work—which lie offers cheap for CASH, • i ll anil see foryour- ■ » tI*. No troul le to demonstrate to you " lint is going on in . Ring goods nowin times when goods must be sold for cash, and cash only. Mur. ing all my friends for their lib- Vnl patron.igc, and a-,king a continuauco of the 1,-ii’ie, I am, wry respectfully, JOSEPH ELSAS. J. W JARVIS J EWE LEM and OPTICIAN, . **/ trssJj rAi kri " ti J jjf O' IRE8PE JTFULLY ASK DUE I*, rmiage of all parties need ing work in line to give m * a trial before going c where. I GITAUAWTISE MX a on a an d v v.-ork iMTK.Mni.Y LOW. Parties living a distance, who will give nie their vve need have no fears of iU saf-* deliver will return any uitielc left with me' of charge. T also have in c mneefion with mv J elry Sh'*p a well fitted up TO GR+* PL 1 a. 2 fj 3. JJjj A’lien* I will take your FEHROTYI and 1*11 OTOGRA I’ilS cheap* i* i]jan cheapen, a d ga ir ntee i atisfaction. c.-u* be found on Main Sir; ef, bet ween stores ot R [. J.o.ea and Dr. (Jrc Gi ve me a call and a tria J- W. JARVIS T.'T Li fJ .VfJ- JfS jFJ «.*f- v V\ ho wish aTitoiaiLou preparation f I Easiness, will find superior ud/nntng .At. Moore u Ca.si rc.-.‘bUrtivci’tslt Atlanta, (fj.oloia. One of tlie best Practical Bu*inc Schools in the country. C-'T^tudcn ci'u enrep nt anv time. “bend tor Catalogue to u. r. 3IOOItE,Pres’t