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tfuitng Stissotings. A Mr. Bsss Iim eloptd with hit mother in*t*w one Wrst. We don't seh'tmy necessity for that B being in in hit name. The young nan who was kicked out •1 his girl's house calls her rather a freebooter. A hollow mockery—a mismatched Stovepipe lie said : “Let ue be cue." And •he was won. The Utah boys hoatt of the num ber of their mothers. The muii who died game was nev er known to quail, but he woodcock his gun at the wrong time, and now he’s an angel with a shootiug- jacket. A Camden man lugged a butcher knile around for two hours to kill ilie mmi who said he wasn't Moses Ev erybody said he looked just like Mo ses. A dead doctor is like n dead duck, because they have both done quack* tug. The Parisian fays that as the ten dency now is, the ladies will soon weur dresses so light-filling that they will have to soak them in warm wa ter to tuke them off. Every time two women meet on the street and kiss the thermometer sinks seventeen degrees and peoplt hustle around and bunk up their c.*l- ar widdows. A New Orleans man has invented • kind ot candy that will nruke the breath smell of ouious. This is for girls tocairy to ireat their rivuls with. Ouly a New Orleans man would have been guilty ol such an iuventon. A coal-black charger—A negro en try clerk. Doctors and lawyers are regarded SS fee-males. Kisses are the sweetest when syrup tftiously obtained. It is only a stone's throw to the bottom of the ocean. The least offensive bruss baud is n dollar store bracelet. Why does a duck cross the road? To get on the other side. The way chickens come into the world—through the hatch way. The man who goes a-fishing on tlu- ice has r at her an ice-hole ated occupu tioo. A good husband is thought to b< like dough because u woman needs him. The man who exploded with laugh- ter probably didn't know it was load ed. Why was Blackstoue like an Irish vegetable? Becuuse be was a com nmu taler. An old lady has refuse to sleep on a steam car because the tram runs over sleepers, 1 it tuIts are like counterfeit money, they may be ottered but you need not tuke them. The court8 luive decided that a railroad ticket is good until used. This cannot be said of eggs. Why is it that a womans heart beats fifteen tunes per minute less than a man's Is it because her tongue bents thirty times per minute more? A householder in Troy, in filling up his census schedule, under the olumn “where born,” described one cf Ids children “born in the parlor, and the other upstairs.” The wool-grower is your true weth er-breeder. The waters very often get angry, anei then you see the waters pout. What kind of fur did Eve w%ar the first winter? Baie-skin. It was ut a late Quarterly Meeting of Seventh-day Baptist church in Wisconsin that two clergymen were to present papers ou the same day, and the question of precedence hav ing arisen, Mr. A. sprang to his feel • and said : “I think brother B. ought to have the best place on the pro gramme: he is an older man than I am, and besides, is full of his sub ject.’’ When the audience remem bered that brother B’s subject was '‘The Devil," a cheerful smile seem ed to oeum around the church. The brethren do so enjoy these little - When frying young chicken*, cut up, 8*-ubmi with sal' aud pepper, put id the stewpau and boil until heated through,, ii seasons them better and prevents that raw look next to the bones. A little air slacked lime will clean silver, German silver *>r tinvare with very Mi tie labor. Wash clean vipe dryaudrnba little, with a woolen cloth dipp* d in lime; try it on the coffe and teajK>t. mnniipmi NEW STOKE NEW FIRi Jt.ru CtttNtlP GOODS & cr NO PA1MNT, NO PAY. PATENTS a. a. iiwu.anb. I. H. H ABOUT. 1884. 1881 THE CONSTITUTION. Never iu nur history Ima a reliable, FIRST-CLASS NEWSL’APffR been so eaaeutially needed l»y the SoUtnvru peoplt- its at present. Never Uas TUB OONSlIiUITON hi l‘Q so THOROUGHLY EQUIPPKD null *>u fully prepared to furnish such a paper as at pres.at. With TELRGR AFH11JSERVICE USE- QUALKD hy auy Southern paper, With trained Correspondent in (very 1o culity in which its readers are Interested, With a CAPABLE EDITORIAL STAFF, a corps of efficient Reporters, and the best of‘‘special contributor*, TIIK CONSTITUTION can promise to its readers that it will be letter than ever before, uud will coutiriu its position as the LEADING SOUTHERN NEW8PAPAR While THE CONSTITUTION will carry the general news of the day, and express It*opinions frankly on political topics, it wiil devote special attention to the DEVELOPMENT OF SOUTHERN RESOURCES in all legitimate channels or direction-. Everv Georgian and every man interes ted in Southern enteroriso and growth, shou'd read 7TIE CONSTIlU I ION iu one of its aditioHi. TERMS-Daily, one year, $10; su months, $5; three months, $2 60. Week lyl, oue year, $1.50; six months, $1; t club* Of t(Ai, oUe yWlifr, fl.ttOt to c\ub$ twnty, ONE COLLAR A YEAR. Southern Cultivator, one year, $1.50; to clubs often, $12 50; to clubs of twenty. $20. Weekly Constitution aud Cultiva tor to same address, one year, $2.50. Address THE COJTSTiTtfTioA\ Atlanta, Ga EB Holland iOe., (McAfee's old staad.) SUCCESSORS TO 8PEIR and OALT, CANTON, CKOUG1A, DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS, SHOES and HATS, GROCERIES, CROC KERY And various other articles, too namerosa to mention, usually kept ia \ Qsiieral Merohandla* stock, wliieh arc are offering at prices to suit t ho times. We are paying the high est market price for all COUNTRY PRODUCE. Huviug bought out the entire atock of goods belonging to Hpeir A Galt, and en larged, we fed warranted in saying we cau sell goods cheaper than the cheapest. If you don’t see what you wnnt m*k for it and we will hike pleasure in waiting on you—no trouble to show goods. Como and see ua, we are satisfied wo cau please you, both iu quality'and price Remember the plncu is at K. B. HOLLAND A Co. Canton, Ga., Jan. 14th 1880. oSBavij, Wi nroi Bkn. F. I’aynk. P. P. DuPmk. lamdbeths* 17841881 |o#ue and Prion*. Thr Oldft amt wnI exUnnv Srr*l Oroicrm in the I'nltnl Males. . __ _ DAVID LANOltKTH 4k MONH, Tin la da. .Fa. Payne A Mn, ATTORNEY-AT-L AW, CA ETON, GEORGIA, Will practice in the Blue Ridge Circuit, and in Cherokee. Office in the rourt-house, with the Or dinary. Collecfion of claims a specialty. H. H. McEntyre, iirick, r'ottering and STONE WORKMAN, CANTON, CSC HC, I A. paving permanently located iu Cant o now &tUc-V$epared to do any, k in asonry or Plastering, such as Bnlidmg and Repairing at the lowest possible rates. Parties con templating building would do well to cull on me before closing contracts witli otuer wotkmeu, as I think I can make it tr their interest. II. H. McENTYRE. Jude 7—Sin. TRY THE NEW YORK OBSERVER THIS YEAH. Robert B. Cason, DENTIST. Anyone wishing work in the way of Dentistry will do well to givo me a call at tile McAfee House, where I will be hereafter the first week in each month My Prices are down to sui the times THE LA It GEST AND BEST FAM. ILY TAP Eli IN THE WOULD s.nd for Qxinplc Copy— fret. NEW YJIIK OBSERVER, JJ7 Park How, New York. A. Reynolds, Jx.. DENTIST. Office in McClatchy's Build ivy. cufli west corner Public Square, .11.1RIETT.1 C,VI. [qy-Oood work ut j.owkkt prices—iP* FIR EPILEPSY. rAune biobribb Permanently cur red—no humbug—by one month's usage of Dr. Goulard's Celt' bra ted In fall table Pit Powders, To con vincc sufferers tnnt these powders will do nil we claim for them we will send them by mail, post paid, a Free Trial Box. As Dr. Gouiad is the only physician that has ever made this disease a special study and as to our knowledge thousands have been pennvnently cured by the use of these Powders, we will guarantee a penna neat cure in (-very case, or refund you all money expended. All sufferers should give these Powders an early trial, and be convinced of their curative powers. Price, for large box, $3 00, cr 4 boxes for $10, sent by mail to any part of th.i United States or Canada on receipt of price, or by express, C. O. 1). Address .aSEH Is MIOMiMiE.rS, 300 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, N. Y. Wm. A Teasley, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, CANTON, - - - - GEORGIA, Will practice in the courts of the Blue Ridge Circuit, and give special attention to the sueing and collection of claims. Refers to Messrs Crane Boylston A Co. and Capt.Jas. It. Wiley, Atlania. Ga., and .1. J. Northouti & Son. Marietta, Ga. P ct O CTO CD c+ do p <§ P s® •• s •« o 3 CD P P P- GB CD CD O •"1 O B *■« 05 Gj s 09 n m W S3 M W GO 0. M. HeCLURE, CANTON, GEORGIA, DEARER IN DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, HATS, HOOTS and SHOES, And a foil line of goods usually kept iu a General Stock. Thankful for past favors, he earnestly solicits his friends generally to call and see him, at the corner of Marietta and Gainesville streets. C. M. McClure. Canton, Ga., Jnn. 14tn 188<>. Ohl&uined t r Ui< cliuiiical drv fees, .mdl* cal or orlier compounds, om uueD' , de- trade in .ik» and fal>h C-iv its, iginijt-nu, Imerter- uces Int'rinn ueuts il all matters relati- g to *'a ents, promptly attended to We mak' pres iitniiiary cxaNjiUhtious and foruidi opin- ions as to pat« nubility tr»e ofcoaige, and all who are interred if m-w uiven- tjons and Patent..** ar»- iti• f**<I t<> ? .n) for a copy ol our “Guide for obtaining Pat- wit-," which is M#*tii f'n-e in anv address, ana contains complete in.itlUCtion- how to obtain Pnteuts, and other v«l able matter During the past (iu* year* we have obtained nearly three thoii-and Patent* for AmiriCvU and Foieigu in* veators, and cau give satisfactory refer ences in *lmom every county in the Un ion. Addressr LOUIS BAGGER A CO., Solicitors of Patents aud Attorneys at Law, Le Droit Building, Wiit-hington, D. C. aug 5, tf, MARIETTA Livery, Sale and Peed Stable. (Opposite the Kennesaw Houre.) J. A. G. ANDERSON, Proprietor,. THE BEST OF VEHICLES, THE safest ot drivers and the fastest ot horses are always ready, night and day, for lure. No man, woman or child ever haa given mo a call in the past, who has heon, nor shall any ever iu the future, bo dissatisfi ed with my teams or the men in my cm- loy. Everything and everybody about me are A No. ONE. I have cheapened my charges propor- tionateto the stringency of the times. For references as to the truth of what I say, as to the turn outs and charges, go to my friends, which means the public gen - erally. Parties hiring are itrictly responsible forthesafety of themselves, vehicles and horses. J. A. G. ANDERSON. Jan. 8th 1880. — lyr. Il THE NEW ESTABLISHMENT OF JOHN M. Vance manufacturer of saddles and Harness—uses the best of material and all hand work. Repairs of all kinds a speciality. Give me a call. Cantou, Ga. Feb 25tf. RETURNS THANKS TO Hit- friends who have favored him with their g"od will, and, having provided himself with a good horse aud necessary outfit, solicits a continuance and extension of his practice. Will attend calls day or night, a. charges of moderate enmpeusa- .ion. Obstetrical and cnronic female cases solicited. Residence on Main Street, west of Hotel; office at Dr. Win. A. Greene’s Drug Store, Cantor, Ga. June 7—Cm. J. M. HARDER Ptaia and Ornamcniai i ROUSE PAINTER, ICALSOMIMER and CARRIAGE PAINTER. CANTON GEORGIA July 10—Om. JOSEPH ELSAS, North Side Public Square, MARIETTA, GEOR G1 A, Has a large stock of Dry Goode, Notions, Hats, Cape, Clothing, Etc., Crockery Ware, Bools and Shoes—the best, cu.-ton made work—which he offers cheap for CASH. Call and see for your self. No trouble to demonstrate to you what is going on in selling goods now in times when goods must be sold for cash, and cash only. Thanking all my friends for their lib eral patronage, and asking a continuance ofitlie same, I am, very respectfully, JOSEPH ELSAS. J. w JARVIS, JEWELER and OPTICIAN, OA, H. W. Newman. ATTORNEY AT LAW. CANTON, GEORGIA. WILL practice in the superior courts of Cherokee aud adjoining counties Prompt attention given to all business placed in his hands. Office iu the court III U-V. POSITIVELY CUBED. All sufferers from this disease that are anxious to be cured should try Dr. Kiss tier's Celebrated Consumptive Powders These Powders are the only preparation known that will cure consumption and all dise ases of the Throat and Lungs— indeed, so strong is our faith in them, and also to convince you that they are no humbug, we will forward to every sufferer by mail, post paid., a free Trial Box. We don’t wart, your money uni il you are perfectly satisfied of the*r curative powers. If your life is worth erving, don’t delay in giving these Powders a trial, they will surely cure you. Price, lor large box, $3 00, sent to any part of the United States or Canada, by mail, on receipt of price. Address ASH A BOBBINS, $3? Ful'vuu Strut, JLu.klju, & X PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Tenders his thanks to the people of Canton and Cherokee county lor the very liberal patronage conferred upon him for the last ten years, and he hopes to merit a continuance of the same. Office on corner Main and Mulberry streets, Cantou, Ga. MeAfee House, CANTON, GEORGIA. I have leased the above first class Ho tel aud thoroughly renovated and refitted it for Transient Visitors und Regular Loarders. Terms: Single Meal s .50 Board per Day, - - * $1.40 |Special Rates for Longer Time h . ii. H'MtA A\AAOUJkl *V* I RESPECTFULLY ASK T1IE PAT- ronage ofall parties needing work in my line to give me a trial before going else where. I QUAKANT1CE MV WOHK and wiP work isxtemklv LOW. Parties livid? at a distance, who will give me their work need have no fears of its safe delivery I will return any article left with me free of charge. I also have in connection with my Jew elry Sh'*p a well fitted up nUOTOGMMPH G.tMjJLER r where I will take your FERROTYPES and PHOTOGRAPHS cheaper than the cheapest, and guarantee satisfaction. I c;n» be found on Main Street between the stores ot it. T. Jones and Dr. Greene Give me a cull and a tria J. W. JARVIS Y ovjvg .ii iw Who wish a Thorough preparation for BusiueBS, will find superior advantage* At Moore's Businesa University Atlanta, heokgia. One of the best Practical Business Schools in the country. ggHStudenti can enter at auy t : *ue. }y$ei»<i for Catalogue to U. JT. MOORS, Pra'$